Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers Edit

A fella named Sweet Pete, runs the whole operation,

A little work done on her, and she'll be back to her glory days.

A shiny shoe, now there's a plan

A U N T, and my superpower was being really charming to aunts.

A zubi zong, zubi, zubi, zubi, dong, dong

About Double 0 Dale, I... I just should have told you that.

About this secret facility and Sweet Pete,

Actually, can you just hold that thought for one second?

Actually, you know what? Get... Here, just...

After everything I've done for you, do not pick up that phone.

Ah, ah, ah!

Ah, Chipper. They Dumbo'd me.

Ah, it's just old junk.

Ah, it's stuck to my face like Silly Putty. Remember that stuff?

Ah, there it is. The foreboding fortress on the horizon.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Hey, it's no secret I had the CGI surgery done

Ah! Oops.

Ah. Why you little... Come here, you.

All right, come on. Get in.

All right, come on. Leave them alone. No questions.

All right, gotta go. Hope to see you soon.

All these years, I... I let you feel like you were second banana

Although that script was pretty good. Did you even read it?

And bang a rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio,

And bring you the slimiest backwater bazaar

And burned the place down. Okay, let's see here.

And come alone.

And do you have any original ideas?

And don't be afraid to really scratch that butt!

And Double 0 Dale was scrapped after the pilot.

And every time we try to get a warrant, we get so bogged down in red tape

And for our grand finale, The Amazing Dale will juggle everything!

And go find Sweet Pete's locker.

And guess what? It worked! I made lots of money.

And I can't have that. So, how's this for a break?

And I hope we don't get attacked by the Rugrats this time.

And I needed you more than you needed me.

And I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable."

And I'm just the guy who gets hit in the head

And it all started the day we met,

And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and loneliness.

And it's done wonders rejuvenating my career.

And it's very difficult to wash out.

And leave the top hat and cane in the car, please.

And melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has a real eye for business.

And my character in real life are basically exactly the same.

And now I'm doing it, great.

And now it is, so great job.

And now, thanks to my sweet improv, we're going to see Sweet Pete.

And now, you two come poking around where you don't belong,

And sleep on your bed, and eat your food,

And so, I just wanna thank all of you for the greatest three years of my life.

And start over. It's super annoying.

And that match trick you did with the oil? Genius!

And that one's got her ears and hands, cute.

And the toons fought back.

And then, I'm going home!

And we let him down. We can't just let him rot

And we'll never fail!

And worst of all, you made me doubt myself.

And you know how to fly it.

And you're left to pick up the pieces. So, you have to protect yourself.

And, Dale, "When You Fish Upon A Star," that's my favorite episode.

Any last words? What? I can't hear you. No? Okay. Bye, bye, you're dead.

Anyway, now my luck has shifted.

Anyways, I'm watching the news.

Are onto something. Monty was literally the only person

Are picking up the slack

Are the pipes clean to drink from?

Are we about to get waffle fried?

Are you crazy? Don't pick that up! We don't know who we can trust.

Are you sure you don't wanna see my new pad?

As the boy who wouldn't grow up, Peter Pan.

Asking questions about your missing friend.

At the police station.

Aye, the best.

Aye, yo, Chip! Take the mic!

Bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning.

Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon just like me.

Because I didn't have any friends.

Because I wanted to feel like first banana.

Because I'm a little more popular than you?

Because someone noticed that one of the clouds

Because we have some highly dangerous and classified information for them.

Because, no, I don't know what a metaphor is.

Before anyone notices this van is missing, so shake a tail.

Behind Monterey Jack looked exactly like... Oprah.

Being forced to make terrible bootleg movies.

Berserker!

Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person.

Birds. Come here!

Blend, Cheese, Curd, Blend...

Boing!

Boom, boom. It's DJ Herzogenaurach with the Disney Afternoon remix!

Born and raised.

Bravo, Dale!

Bread for sale, bread for sale

Brilliant plan, only to have

Buddy, If you're low on cash or something,

But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks,

But don't you think you'd have more fans here if Chip did these events with you?

But from everything that we know about bootlegging,

But hey, before we get into all that, do me a favor. Take a look at this photo.

But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys.

But I don't think it's hopeless. I'm breaking some rules telling you this,

But I don't think we have much of a choice!

But I wouldn't call it great.

But I'm in a heck of a lot of trouble. And I could use some help from a friend.

But I've gotta go.

But if he's been taken by the Valley Gang, I doubt we can help you.

But if I did eat whale It wouldn't be stale

But if you guys can find that bootlegging facility,

But never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd be here now.

But now, we're ready to bring it back.

But thanks for the invite.

But that's the Rescue Rangers cologne.

But the captain doesn't really value my opinion too much.

But these two gumshoes

But they were some of the best times of my life.

But we don't have a lot of time.

But we need to go talk to Ellie.

But when we were kids, we were in it together.

But with feet for ears, and a dog snout where your tail should be?

But you should still feel really good about what you did back there.

But you're not alone. None of us are.

But you're not second banana.

But you're, like, known for constantly making terrible decisions.

But, man, I tell you the real hot ticket is Rescue Rangers.

By the axe of Ucarga, you will submit to me!

Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together.

Captain Putty! Captain Putty! Black and White News.

Careful. Don't touch anything.

Ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... ch... cheese!

Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale

Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale!

Ch... Ch... Ch... Chip 'n Dale! Rescue Rangers

Cheese.

Chief, the press are outside waiting for a statement.

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me?

Chip 'n Dale, Rescue Rangers?

Chip and Dale! Wow! You mind if I walk while we talk?

Chip, I hear you, but it's an unreasonable ask.

Chip, inspiration is inspiration.

Chip, Monty called both of us looking for help

Chip, you were crying. You really do love me!

Chip?

CHIP' You're a great kid, Chip.

Chip's always right! It's Chip's way or the highway!

Choo! Choo!

Claiming to be a huge fan just to butter us up.

Come on, Chip!

Come on, don't, uh, don't prank me like this.

Come on, fellas. This is a genuine Dinglehopper.

Come on, guys, let's get out of here.

Come on, where are they?

Come on! Ready? Jump!

Come on. Not this time, man.

Come on. Start, start, start, start!

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot...

Coming through!

Cook a rook a roo!

Cook a rook a roo!

Could have saved us both a ton of headaches.

Crikey. I'd cry if they didn't erase me tear ducts.

D... Dale, come on. Don't mess with me.

Dale forgets his own phone number. How is he gonna break a code?

Dale, we need to leave, now.

Dale, you were also here.

Dale!

Dale! You're alive! But how?

Dale?

Dale?

Dale?

Dale? Hello?

Definitely pulled something.

Did you hear what happened to that little guy, Flounder?

Did you not get my last seven years of messages?

Do not. Do not do it.

Do you have any "stinky cheese?"

Do you know how dumb that is?

Do you know what a metaphor is, Dale?

Do you remember that weird animation style in the early 2000s

Do you smell that?

Do you think she'll think it's funny, though?

Dog snout right on the butt.

Don't make it about you. I was traumatized!

Don't worry. I've got a guy that'll fix those ears, no problem.

Don't you just hate awkward silences?

Drop it, Steckler.

Duh. But human stuff is the best.

E.T. forgive Bat.

Eh?

Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food.

Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her.

Ellie, if we do this, we could really use your help.

Enough playing around. My turn. Here, give it a good whack.

Everything I did for you!

Exactly! We get the step tracker, and we can trace it to find Monty.

Except, way more violent looking.

Excuse me. Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow.

Fantastic. You're making the right choice.

Fine.

Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous.

First of all, they're endangered

Flounder?

Flounder's disappearance marks the sixth

For Monty.

For my gigantic deal because that's what magnets do.

For some stupid reason. Now, your collection is complete.

For something about me, you can stop.

Friends are more important than business.

Friendship is rare Do you know what...

From bootlegging to stinky cheese,

From his own charity for years? Everyone knows it!

From that long ago.

Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light by using fire.

Gadget, Zipper. I must be dreaming.

Gang. I'd like you to meet our dear friend, Ellie.

Get back here!

Get off me! Get your foot out of my mouth.

Getting rich while we look like we just fell off the turnip truck.

Go for Dale.

Go Yanks! And hot dogs, bagels, and pizza!

Go, Dale. Go!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Good luck, dummies.

Good, good. I love it. Great stuff.

Goodbye, Chip 'n Dale.

Goodbye, eclectic group of bus passengers.

Goodbye, Ellie! Always remember me!

Gotta go, bye!

Grandparents are terrible at electronics. That's their whole thing!

Grey skies, it's trouble Bad guys see double

Growing up in Albany, I wanted to help people.

Hang on, Monty.

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you

Has its challenges, but it's the most rewarding job

He introduced me to cheesy crust pizza and funny, old movies.

He was afraid of being bootlegged since he was somewhat of a star

He was on the Rescue Rangers.

He's back on top. It happens that fast.

He's been bootlegged!

He's the one that quit the show in the first place.

Heads up.

Hello, 911? I have a rather unruly visitor here.

Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you!

Hello, potential new friends!

Hello, potential new friends!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello! What? Oh, yeah, spaghetti's fine!

Help! Get us out of here!

Here it is! I threw this out when I came over earlier.

Here we are!

Here, Captain.

Hey, actually, can I call you back? I can't talk now.

Hey, are you okay? Where's Chip?

Hey, Chip, why the Snoopy ear?

Hey, Ellie, didn't you say you were from Albany?

Hey, get outta the way, you little yahoos! Move it!

Hey, give me that!

Hey, hey. Congrats! Employee of the month again.

Hey, I know you.

Hey, just wanna remind you guys, I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon,

Hey, no more free samples, Lester. This isn't Baskin Robbins.

Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile.

Hey, Steckler.

Hey, Steckler. I just got a tip. I think your little chipmunk friends

Hey, there! Can you see me? Hi! We just wanna talk to Sweet Pete.

Hey, this was really fun, but we actually got to get going!

Hey, watch out!

Hey, where'd you run off to, buddy? I saved you a piece of cake.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Dave Bolinari.

Hey! Hold on a second!

Hey! I'd give anything to make a case against those scum.

Hey! I've got one of those.

Hey! What the... No!

Hey. Far out.

Hey. Mind if I sit?

Hi, Mr. Bjornson. Do you have any cheese for sale?

High on the hog, all night long, dancing the "Roger Rabbit,"

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. "Give him a break"? You know, I got my big break

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

Hold on!

How adorable are we? Chemistry like this doesn't just happen.

How are you guys gonna get Sweet Pete's step tracker?

How did you know what I was gonna say? It was like,

How does it feel to have made the city safer for toons?

How would you feel about playing your old character,

Huh, thank you for sharing that absolutely bonkers story.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. At least that's gone.

Huh. Interesting. My boss, Sweet Pete, he loves actors.

I actually became a detective because as a little girl

I am getting my priorities straight.

I am so ashamed. But I had no choice. My mother needed an operation.

I believe it's artichokie.

I called it "Flying Bedroom Boy."

I can feel it, Dale.

I can't believe it. We might actually get Monty back.

I can't believe we used to do this to you every week.

I can't tell. He's got those Polar Express eyes.

I command thee to halt!

I didn't even wanna do Double 0 Dale.

I didn't think you cared about the show back then.

I don't eat whale

I don't see him.

I fell for a bogus tip, and made the whole squad

I gave him a secret message. A code.

I get the kids on the weekends, but it's not the same.

I got smell lines that'll take you through the ceiling.

I guess a couple things are coming back to me.

I guess they were making the bootleg movies here

I just wanted to make sure the show was gonna happen first,

I just... I put my leg back, my toe...

I know a great place for cheesy crust pizza.

I know someone who might be able to help.

I know we haven't spoken in a long time.

I know you're just pranking me. I'm not falling for this twice. Come on.

I know, I know. But I haven't had so much as a whiff in weeks. I'm dairy free.

I know, right? Unfortunately, I only have 11 of the 12.

I know.

I know. And if I can't pay up, they're gonna bootleg me.

I know. But you have to trust me.

I make deals for a living. So, just let me do the talking.

I mean, "When You Fish Upon A Star" is a good episode,

I mean, it is, uh, okie dokie artichokie.

I mean, maybe. I’d have to see the script first.

I mean, when someone tells me something's artichokie,

I never told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from school

I ought to suspend you for going behind my back, Steckler.

I screwed up, Chip. My love of cheese got the best of me.

I shall have no trouble attracting other suitors

I should give him a call. See how life's treating him.

I shouldn't have treated you that way.

I think I found something.

I think I have exactly what we need! Don't move.

I think the ironic guest performer wants to be friends.

I think we're in the Valley.

I think you'll find your friend.

I thought everything was artichokie.

I thought you had changed, but you haven't changed

I want you to stop messing with my business.

I was nothing without you.

I was scared, desperate, and all alone.

I was so excited to see his big, dopey face.

I wasn't gonna show you this right now, but it just got delivered. So... Ta da!

I wear it every day.

I wish I could see what he sees.

I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here.

I would never in a million years Eat whale

I... I'm sorry, Monty, but what is that God awful smell?

I'd never been so happy in my entire life.

I'd really appreciate if you could come and see me at my place.

I'll distract him. You get that step tracker.

I'll meet you there, okay?

I'm a banana and you're just another banana.

I'm about to kick it

I'm actually starring in a play tonight...

I'm definitely not falling for one of your dumb fart jokes right now.

I'm down at the bootlegging facility. Meet me here.

I'm gonna head back to his apartment.

I'm honestly surprised you kept all this stuff.

I'm just happy to see you. Chip 'n Dale, together again.

I'm missing the main one of all of us together.

I'm not sure, but you and your big red nose

I'm so sorry. Go for Dale.

I'm sorry about that, mate, but they're watching.

I'm sorry, Chip. I'm just done being second banana.

I'm sorry, Chipper. I just love it so much.

I'm sorry, Dale.

I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get. Ow. What?

I'm sure they're fine.

I'm sure we could make it worth your while.

I'm telling you, we're missing something.

I'm thinking book deal. I'm thinking reboot.

I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'n Dale reboot.

I've always wanted to do one of these laughs with you guys.

I've been fine without it.

I've been offered a new reality show where I do ride alongs with the FBI.

If he's gonna make bad movies, he should be making them here with me.

If they were filming the bootleg movies here,

If we don't make it out of here alive, let Millie live with you,

If you could give him a break? Just this once?

If you do this, they might cancel the show.

If you know anything,

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If you're about to say this car is a metaphor

If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad.

In "When You Fish Upon a Star," Gadget was double crossed. Just like us.

In different animation styles.

In some Hollywood nonsense.

In some overseas studio, being forced to make bad movies.

In the early '90s.

In the first place.

In the Latvia to strip paint, but of course,

Is not taking any risk at all. Uh!

Is that Jessica Rabbit over there? I'm only asking because I'm zip tied

Is that...

It actually shows Rescue Rangers' ratings in every US market in 1991

It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys.

It is neat. Thanks.

It looks like a Monopoly game piece and Officer O'Hara.

It was hilarious!

It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time.

It's a choice. I'm getting some coffee.

It's a friend of mine named Monterey Jack.

It's a really stinky Gorgonzola. You weren't supposed to see that.

It's a shame what happened. Too much cheese. Not enough bread.

It's all over. Just give yourself up.

It's been so long.

It's been us, Chip 'n Dale, the whole time.

It's called Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes.

It's coming from in here.

It's for old merchandise that never got sold.

It's garbage. Total garbage.

It's hilarious. Chip doesn't know what he's talking about.

It's like they knew we were coming.

It's my job. Do not ruffle me right now.

It's not just that, Chip. Now, I owe a ton of money to the Valley Gang.

It's not something to brag about.

It's okay, Monty. We'll get you some help.

It's our only chance. Live a little!

It's still warm. Must have just missed him.

It's the Rescue Rangers!

It's time to dance...

It's wild, right? It's my new show. I'm gonna be a super spy.

It's worth a lot. Oh!

Jump! Duck!

Just like you, Dale.

Just one of those showbiz things.

Keep going!

Ladies and gentlemen. Behold! The crime lab!

Last year, when Peppa Pig went missing,

Let's go! Chipmunks Here for more, so...

Let's go.

Let's see, we've got the Muenster, the Gouda, the Brie.

Life is the worst, which is why you need good insurance.

Like a super serious version, even though everyone just wants to hear the original.

Like this is the limited edition Rescue Rangers pog set!

Like, what would you say to some complementary RV or boat insurance?

Listen up, you rejects from a science lab.

Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete... Mr. Pete.

Live a little? You seem excited about this!

Look at all these parts.

Look at my eyes, looking right at your eyes.

Look for a way out of here!

Look for the bare necessities

Look, I came here to help Monty, not get caught up

Look, I got a new assistant, and then we were off for the holidays.

Look, I heard what Putty was saying to you guys.

Look, I just got a call from the police and Monty's been kidnapped.

Look, I know you guys are sad about Monty,

Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience,

Look, if we're gonna solve...

Look, we can go to the cheese shop. See what we can find out

Look, you're always acting like you saved me or something.

Looked under every stone

Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the VIP room.

Love you too, Mom! My agent is so weird.

Love your work!

Mad? No. I'd be pretty pathetic to care about something

Me finding Dale sitting all alone in the cafeteria, so sad.

Me too! That accent actually got me fired from Law and Order.

Meow.

Millie is probably worried sick and peeing all over the place.

Money! I'm a greedy little Smurf

Monty, if you're really in trouble, you know how to find me.

Monty?

Move, move, move! Here, catch!

Move!

My name is Dale, I don't eat whale Why would you say, that I eat whale

My name is Dale...

My only friend is a dog!

My updated modern look?

Nah, I don't know nothin'. Now, either buy some cheese or get out.

Nah, let 'em go. I have my own special way of tracking people.

Nah. How about you freeze?

Never thought I'd see the day.

Nice work on this case. The FBI could use someone like you.

Nice work, everyone! Great job!

Nice work, today. I didn't think you had it in you.

No one's talking about a Rescue Rangers reboot except for him.

No way! Can I touch your face? I mean, what is going on?

No way! Is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme song?

No, because there's no such thing as Rescue Rangers. Case closed.

No, don't bother them. We're as much real detectives

No, I think it's...

No, I'm not.

No, no, it never fails Once they're involved

No, no, no. No!

No, no! I'm done.

No, they won't do that. I mean, everyone knows you're the favorite.

No, you two are definitely cops. You're out of here.

No!

No! No. We just wanna buy some stinky cheese.

No! What?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no!

No. No, no, no.

No. Yeah, of course.

None of this would have been possible without her.

Nope. Immediately regretted it.

Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my steps in.

Not like last time when the internet got one look at my human teeth,

Not now, Dale.

Notable cartoon to go missing in the last two months...

Nothing, and I mean nothing is sacred in this part of town.

Nothing's ever been artichokie. Okay? I'm alone. I sell insurance.

Now you do a rap on it? Yes?

Now, it's up to you, the professional, to actually, you know, get the bad guy,

Now, that we found love What are we gonna do with it

Now, that's just gonna be a part of me forever.

O... okay.

Of contraband this side of Guadalajara.

Of course they do, Lumiere. And pretty soon,

Of course, they're rapping. They always have to make the cartoons rap.

Of course, you were always such a good friend to me.

Officer! What the... Ugh, just want one day where my shirt stays clean.

Oh, are you seeing someone? She sounds... nice.

Oh, Chip? Oh, that's interesting. I hadn't thought about him in a while.

Oh, Chip. Come here.

Oh, Chip. It's gotten rough out there for us old timers.

Oh, come on, Chip! Look at all this cool stuff!

Oh, come on, Harold. It's the middle of the night.

Oh, come on! Episode 45! You dressed up like a rat to fool me.

Oh, come on! Gross.

Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.

Oh, Daley, brother, so sorry.

Oh, do I have cheese?

Oh, hey, Bob! You are never going to believe who I just met.

Oh, I missed you too, Chipper. I know Gadget and Zipper miss you also.

Oh, I really needed that cash.

Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do it any longer.

Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe.

Oh, man, Ellie, you should have seen us!

Oh, my brain hurts. I wish Chip was here. He'd know what to do.

Oh, no, that's awful. We can't let that happen to you.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Dale?

Oh, no. I remember. It smells like almond butter and gasoline.

Oh, no. Is this where all the victims are buried?

Oh, okay. Um...

Oh, pad. Frog based humor. No, thanks.

Oh, San Pedro docks! Yes, we got him!

Oh, thank you, Dale.

Oh, that actually made me dizzy.

Oh, that? It's actually very cool.

Oh, there's a choice. When it comes to rapping,

Oh, there's my wittle girl. You've been cooped up all day?

Oh, uh, if you could just scooch a bit, from the coffee?

Oh, uh...

Oh, um, I'm sorry, man, but we got other plans, you know?

Oh, what if I did something like, "I'm into nuts."

Oh, wow, hold on. I need to film this!

Oh, wow, wow, oh, wow! Keep it together, Dale. Come on.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. It seems kinda nice. It's not what I pictured.

Oh, yeah! That feels great, man.

Oh, yeah? Well, you're the same too! Chip's always in charge!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I love this.

Oh, yeah. That stuff was creepy.

Oh, you want me to go fast? That's Sonic's thing.

Oh, you're insane.

Oh, zipper.

Oh! You scared the beans out of me, Steckler.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Kind of a deep cut. Why is that your favorite?

Oh. Okay. I mean, you can care a little if you want to. I mean, I care, but...

Oh... Nope, no clue.

Okay, but then why did you say it was artichokie?

Okay, even if we were going to help,

Okay, fine. Well, that whole day was a big waste!

Okay, follow me!

Okay, guys. Sweet Pete goes to the Russian bathhouse every Wednesday.

Okay, hold on. This is getting out of hand.

Okay, honest feedback, that sounds terrible.

Okay, let's make some changes.

Okay, not great.

Okay, okay. You must be hungry.

Okay, pack it up, boys.

Okay, so what's your favorite episode?

Okay, so, you're gonna risk all of Rescue Rangers

Okay, we are all set here. Just plug that step tracker

Okay, what? How did you know what I was gonna say?

Okay, yeah, that one looks pretty good.

Okay. That was nothing. You know, this might be easier than...

Okay. Things are getting weird.

On their wholesome public image to keep the cops away.

Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Once they're involved Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Once you rhyme Dale with whale, you can't think of anything else.

Ooh, a message on my landline. I don't like that.

Ooh, I... I can't pick one. That's too hard!

Ooh, they were very bad at rapping.

Or are you just constantly recycling old scripts?

Or did you forget about it?

Other vague things to fill the space of this conversation.

Out of the way! Move it, nerds!

Ow!

Ow! Stupid teeth, I think I just bit my tongue.

Pancake. Launch me!

Pardon moi, Dale, but your followers, they believe the crowd is for you?

Paw Patrol attacked Sergeant Henderson.

Pineapple pizza and a diet Slice.

Please, just don't do your bad New York accent.

Please, welcome to the stage...

Please! I need you, Ellie! Help find me!

Pooj, The Fat Honey Bear? Ugh.

Poor Monty.

Poor, sweet, little Ellie. You never should've been a cop

Pretty sweet, right? All the disguises and gadgets we could ever need.

Probably shouldn't have thrown your phone, though.

Putty's too obvious! Think, Dale!

Quick! Hide up here!

Raid Nickelodeon Junior Studios.

Rangers, I need your help.

Ready the battering rams!

Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh?

Remember, the biggest risk is not taking any risk at all.

Rescue Rangers 2.0! Starring me. Now in new and improved 3D.

Right! And whatever doesn't overlap has got to be his secret facility!

Right. So, I'm guessing you two are here to talk about Monterey Jack.

Right. So, Monty, what's going on? I got your voicemail.

Right. Totally.

Roger that. This thing working?

Roses are a way

Say it with me! We want Darkwing!

Scanning them, and rendering what they'll look like

Scoot, scoot A shiny shoe makes the man

See, she got injured playing a game of Operation.

See! I told you I had a show, Dale.

See? This is why I didn't wanna see you anymore.

She couldn't even name her favorite episode.

She got too close to the sides and, uh...

Sick cabinet, Thomas!

Signing autographs. So, get those nuts ready!

Since Double 0 Dale!

Since we were the last people he talked to.

Six missing toons in a month and not one clue.

Sneezy?

So fun.

So funny.

So that night when... In the trailer when... when you told me

So, do you watch Crispy Cow?

So, great to take this skip down memory lane,

So, he turns the toys into toy lets.

So, how are we gonna sneak you guys in there

So, I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg movie!

So, I had to sit alone.

So, I recruited other toons, to star in more movies

So, if we could get ahold of Sweet Pete's step tracker,

So, is this your secret bootlegging facility or what?

So, that's it? I... I thought that cops were supposed

So, to you, Dale, my best friend, and to all of you.

So, try to avoid that.

So, we think he's being held in a warehouse somewhere.

So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes...

So, you want stinky cheese?

So, you're not still mad about all the stuff with,

So, you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back?

Some crimes Go slipping through the cracks

Somehow whatever's wrong Gets solved

Someone is in a dangerous situation.

Sometimes

Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it,

Sometimes, I can't tell what you guys like more.

Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight. Millie's waiting for me.

Sorry, sir.

Splendid. I mean, sure, being a stay at home dad

Star of stage and screen, but you can call me Sweet Pete.

Stolen social security numbers.

Stop him, Captain! You're better than this.

Stop saying artichokie! What is it, man?

Stupid glass. Okay, I'm out.

Super weird.

Sure, my life is lonely, but at least I didn't feel like this!

Sweet Pete wears the same step tracker that I do.

Sweet Pete, remember when you first approached me

Sweet Pete's got his fingers in every illegal business

Take that!

Than to dress like an important business magnet.

Thank you, sir.

Thanks!

Thanks. But I think I'd like to start my own detective agency.

Thanks. I totally thought we were busted. But then you just fully went for it!

That can solve this case. I'll call Gadget and Zipper.

That I wasn't just some pathetic chipmunk you found eating alone at school.

That nothing happens.

That one's got Gadget's eyes and Zipper's wings.

That pencil thing you did was hilarious! It was excellent comic timing.

That was not cool.

That's 59 steps to get up to your apartment.

That's funny.

That's great, isn't it?

That's great. When one of us succeeds, we all succeed.

That's just a placeholder name. Open to any ideas.

That's just a taste of what you get from me outside the work environment.

That's not the point. Putty's office stunk of it,

That's the exact same thing I just said to you.

That's why it's better to not even have friends.

That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory,

The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all.

The chips are never down

The cops want a statement from us

The copyright laws, and then smuggle him overseas

The doctors say he'll never have kids.

The door! Let's get out of here!

The Men's Wearhouse reference? Yeah, I think I will.

The name's Munk. Dale Munk.

The stinkier, the better.

The Valley Gang? Monty, those guys are bad news.

The whole process takes about two days.

The whole time!

Then change him around to try to sneak by

Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom,

Then I got older, and they threw me away like I was nothing.

Then let's do it. How different could it be?

Then pass it along to the officer lady, but that's all we're gonna do.

There are no fans. It's for you. It's always for you,

There is nothing more pathetic than an old cartoon character

There you are.

There! The paddleball!

There's always a choice.

There's even some buzz about a reboot. Someone started a Facebook fan page

There's no case too big No case too small

There's nothing down there, you boob.

There's only one way to find out.

They attract business.

They're all here.

Things didn't work out the way you wanted, right?

Think happy little thoughts.

Think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing.