A box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face.
A box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face. from Get Smart (2008)
Absolutely, I love cats. from Get Smart (2008)
Access denied. from Get Smart (2008)
Access denied. Access denied.
Access denied. Access denied. from Get Smart (2008)
Actually, I think you would suck as my teacher.
Actually, I think you would suck as my teacher. from Get Smart (2008)
Actually, sir, we do. He is in Russia.
Actually, sir, we do. He is in Russia. from Get Smart (2008)
Aftab, how is your coffee?
Aftab, how is your coffee? from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT [O VER RADIO]: Hey! CONTROL assholes who just stole my vehicle!
AGENT [O VER RADIO]: Hey! CONTROL assholes who just stole my vehicle! from Get Smart (2008)
Agent 13, you are in a tree.
Agent 13, you are in a tree. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 23: Absolutely, Chief. I'm with 99 on that one.
AGENT 23: Absolutely, Chief. I'm with 99 on that one. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 23: Can I see that a second? Yeah.
AGENT 23: Can I see that a second? Yeah. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 23: Got it, Max. There is one other entrance.
AGENT 23: Got it, Max. There is one other entrance. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 23: Larabee. Yeah. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 91: Give it up, 23! It's just you and Maxi pad against the six of us.
AGENT 91: Give it up, 23! It's just you and Maxi pad against the six of us. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 91: Okay, new guy... LARABEE: I got this.
AGENT 91: Okay, new guy... LARABEE: I got this. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Freeze. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: I gotta say, Max...
AGENT 99: I gotta say, Max... from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Max, hurry! from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Max, I can't reach my reserve! Do something!
AGENT 99: Max, I can't reach my reserve! Do something! from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Max, where are you?
AGENT 99: Max, where are you? from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: More guards. We'll have to figure out a way in.
AGENT 99: More guards. We'll have to figure out a way in. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Mr. President, if I could just please show you some data, you'd agree...
AGENT 99: Mr. President, if I could just please show you some data, you'd agree... from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: No, that's not possible. No, no, no. Max said that...
AGENT 99: No, that's not possible. No, no, no. Max said that... from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Oh, he's not my date.
AGENT 99: Oh, he's not my date. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Stop hanging on me! MAX: Never! Stop it!
AGENT 99: Stop hanging on me! MAX: Never! Stop it! from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Stop it. It's just a storm drain.
AGENT 99: Stop it. It's just a storm drain. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Thanks for the help.
AGENT 99: Thanks for the help. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Thanks, Chief. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: There's our little KAOS bakery.
AGENT 99: There's our little KAOS bakery. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Wow, impressive.
AGENT 99: Wow, impressive. from Get Smart (2008)
AGENT 99: Yes, it is. from Get Smart (2008)
Ah! Hey, it's Fang. from Get Smart (2008)
Ah. Are you flirting with me?
Ah. Are you flirting with me? from Get Smart (2008)
Ah. Take number. from Get Smart (2008)
All right, fellas. 20 dollars if you hit the car.
All right, fellas. 20 dollars if you hit the car. from Get Smart (2008)
All right, look, Chief, I'm your best guy.
All right, look, Chief, I'm your best guy. from Get Smart (2008)
All right, Maxie. from Get Smart (2008)
All right, our mission is clear, people. Find Krs...
All right, our mission is clear, people. Find Krs... from Get Smart (2008)
All right, so do I have to do it exactly like that?
All right, so do I have to do it exactly like that? from Get Smart (2008)
All right, that's it! When we get back to Washington, you morons are through!
All right, that's it! When we get back to Washington, you morons are through! from Get Smart (2008)
All right! All right! I'm out!
All right! All right! I'm out! from Get Smart (2008)
All these stupid agents will be obsolete.
All these stupid agents will be obsolete. from Get Smart (2008)
Although he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing.
Although he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing. from Get Smart (2008)
Although there is yellow cake cake here as well.
Although there is yellow cake cake here as well. from Get Smart (2008)
Although to be honest, I'd be doing the sighted world a favor.
Although to be honest, I'd be doing the sighted world a favor. from Get Smart (2008)
Am I invisible? from Get Smart (2008)
Am I wearing boxers? from Get Smart (2008)
And don't you forget it. from Get Smart (2008)
And I got to be with you.
And I got to be with you. from Get Smart (2008)
And I hear we're getting a new cappuccino machine.
And I hear we're getting a new cappuccino machine. from Get Smart (2008)
And I'm going to enjoy it.
And I'm going to enjoy it. from Get Smart (2008)
And if you skip a meal, the next meal you overindulge.
And if you skip a meal, the next meal you overindulge. from Get Smart (2008)
And that was a human tooth.
And that was a human tooth. from Get Smart (2008)
And that's a slow death. from Get Smart (2008)
And they do not like it. from Get Smart (2008)
And this day will not include me blowing into your mouth.
And this day will not include me blowing into your mouth. from Get Smart (2008)
And what is that ungodly smell?
And what is that ungodly smell? from Get Smart (2008)
And what is with the briefcase? Could that actually be the football?
And what is with the briefcase? Could that actually be the football? from Get Smart (2008)
And who might this be? Siegfried?
And who might this be? Siegfried? from Get Smart (2008)
And yet... from Get Smart (2008)
And you don't need. from Get Smart (2008)
And you know what, I'm done with this. Stop!
And you know what, I'm done with this. Stop! from Get Smart (2008)
Answer what? from Get Smart (2008)
Any double agent who escapes from a high security holding situation...
Any double agent who escapes from a high security holding situation... from Get Smart (2008)
Any more questions? from Get Smart (2008)
Anyway, I found out that the office is in the guest house.
Anyway, I found out that the office is in the guest house. from Get Smart (2008)
Anyway, last night at a private dinner...
Anyway, last night at a private dinner... from Get Smart (2008)
Apparently not. from Get Smart (2008)
Are you crazy? If I can't pull my chute, you'll die too!
Are you crazy? If I can't pull my chute, you'll die too! from Get Smart (2008)
Are you staring at my butt?
Are you staring at my butt? from Get Smart (2008)
Are you sure Maintenance fixed that?
Are you sure Maintenance fixed that? from Get Smart (2008)
Around the world our people are under attack.
Around the world our people are under attack. from Get Smart (2008)
As a former field agent, I'm very much aware...
As a former field agent, I'm very much aware... from Get Smart (2008)
As do many KAOS agents. Cafe Minsk Pinsk in Smolensk.
As do many KAOS agents. Cafe Minsk Pinsk in Smolensk. from Get Smart (2008)
Ball sack! from Get Smart (2008)
Because at least for a little while, I got to live my dream of being an agent.
Because at least for a little while, I got to live my dream of being an agent. from Get Smart (2008)
Because he has been sleeping on the couch for three days...
Because he has been sleeping on the couch for three days... from Get Smart (2008)
Because they are under a great deal of stress.
Because they are under a great deal of stress. from Get Smart (2008)
Before that. Did you say flamethrower?
Before that. Did you say flamethrower? from Get Smart (2008)
Being reprogrammed. Top secret. Need to know.
Being reprogrammed. Top secret. Need to know. from Get Smart (2008)
Big people feel pain too.
Big people feel pain too. from Get Smart (2008)
Blank? Brilliant. from Get Smart (2008)
Blue team, check for access violation at quadrant three, sector seven.
Blue team, check for access violation at quadrant three, sector seven. from Get Smart (2008)
Bread? from Get Smart (2008)
Brilliant, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Bruce, I will smash you in the face.
Bruce, I will smash you in the face. from Get Smart (2008)
Bruce, Lloyd, what happened?
Bruce, Lloyd, what happened? from Get Smart (2008)
BRUCE: Chief, they're headed southbound on l 47.
BRUCE: Chief, they're headed southbound on l 47. from Get Smart (2008)
BRUCE: It takes like eight of these morons to do what Max did.
BRUCE: It takes like eight of these morons to do what Max did. from Get Smart (2008)
BRUCE: Turn around slowly.
BRUCE: Turn around slowly. from Get Smart (2008)
BRUCE: We're the true guardians of freedom and democracy.
BRUCE: We're the true guardians of freedom and democracy. from Get Smart (2008)
But how exactly do I get them to take it?
But how exactly do I get them to take it? from Get Smart (2008)
But I have to agree with that son of a bitch.
But I have to agree with that son of a bitch. from Get Smart (2008)
But I'm the only one here.
But I'm the only one here. from Get Smart (2008)
But if we have what we want, why burn the building?
But if we have what we want, why burn the building? from Get Smart (2008)
But not anymore. I'm ready for duty.
But not anymore. I'm ready for duty. from Get Smart (2008)
But the train... from Get Smart (2008)
But there is still hope. from Get Smart (2008)
But you will never get the smell off...
But you will never get the smell off... from Get Smart (2008)
By the way, I reviewed the security tapes from the explosion at the bakery...
By the way, I reviewed the security tapes from the explosion at the bakery... from Get Smart (2008)
Can we put a pin in this, please...
Can we put a pin in this, please... from Get Smart (2008)
Can you imagine Max as an agent? Little suit, little shoes.
Can you imagine Max as an agent? Little suit, little shoes. from Get Smart (2008)
Careful, this one's tricky.
Careful, this one's tricky. from Get Smart (2008)
Careful! No, no. from Get Smart (2008)
Case closed. from Get Smart (2008)
Chief, he's heading southbound on Grand.
Chief, he's heading southbound on Grand. from Get Smart (2008)
Chief, I need your help. from Get Smart (2008)
Chief, we can't stop the car! We have the football, but we do not know the code!
Chief, we can't stop the car! We have the football, but we do not know the code! from Get Smart (2008)
Chief, you said that you and I are alike.
Chief, you said that you and I are alike. from Get Smart (2008)
Chief, you wanted to see me?
Chief, you wanted to see me? from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: All right, are we done?
CHIEF: All right, are we done? from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: All right, here's what we know.
CHIEF: All right, here's what we know. from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: Can you hear me? AGENT 99: What did you say?
CHIEF: Can you hear me? AGENT 99: What did you say? from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: I'm very disappointed, Max.
CHIEF: I'm very disappointed, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: Let me at him! from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: Max, there are millions of lives at stake.
CHIEF: Max, there are millions of lives at stake. from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: Max, we're running out of time here. What are you talking about?
CHIEF: Max, we're running out of time here. What are you talking about? from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: Okay, we have reason to believe that our security was breached by KAOS.
CHIEF: Okay, we have reason to believe that our security was breached by KAOS. from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: Okay. Let's get started.
CHIEF: Okay. Let's get started. from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: What? Are you kidding me?
CHIEF: What? Are you kidding me? from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: With all due respect, the CIA knows nothing about KAOS.
CHIEF: With all due respect, the CIA knows nothing about KAOS. from Get Smart (2008)
CHIEF: Yes, they do. from Get Smart (2008)
Chief! I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher!
Chief! I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher! from Get Smart (2008)
Chief? from Get Smart (2008)
Come on. from Get Smart (2008)
Come on. from Get Smart (2008)
Come on. Come here. from Get Smart (2008)
Come over here and we'll play a game I like to call:
Come over here and we'll play a game I like to call: from Get Smart (2008)
Comes with tweezers, pliers, a tiny magnifying glass.
Comes with tweezers, pliers, a tiny magnifying glass. from Get Smart (2008)
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Access denied.
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Access denied. from Get Smart (2008)
Congratulations. from Get Smart (2008)
CONTROL has to be in charge here.
CONTROL has to be in charge here. from Get Smart (2008)
CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War.
CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War. from Get Smart (2008)
Copy that. from Get Smart (2008)
Could you come back this way?
Could you come back this way? from Get Smart (2008)
Credible? Come on. KAOS has been defunct for 20 years.
Credible? Come on. KAOS has been defunct for 20 years. from Get Smart (2008)
Dalip takes his full strength. Why?
Dalip takes his full strength. Why? from Get Smart (2008)
Damn it to hell. from Get Smart (2008)
Damn it. How have you gotten away with this for so long?
Damn it. How have you gotten away with this for so long? from Get Smart (2008)
Damn it. I can't get into their system. Biometric security.
Damn it. I can't get into their system. Biometric security. from Get Smart (2008)
Damn. from Get Smart (2008)
Darn it, I have gum on my new shoes.
Darn it, I have gum on my new shoes. from Get Smart (2008)
Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent...
Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent... from Get Smart (2008)
Did I hear something? from Get Smart (2008)
Did they explain to you how your belt buckle works?
Did they explain to you how your belt buckle works? from Get Smart (2008)
Did you see that face he made? Scary.
Did you see that face he made? Scary. from Get Smart (2008)
Dignitaries from around the world have gathered.
Dignitaries from around the world have gathered. from Get Smart (2008)
Do we want kids? from Get Smart (2008)
Do you ever think before you speak?
Do you ever think before you speak? from Get Smart (2008)
Do you have another one of these?
Do you have another one of these? from Get Smart (2008)
Do you just punch people in the face willy nilly?
Do you just punch people in the face willy nilly? from Get Smart (2008)
Do you know why? It is because you keep leading.
Do you know why? It is because you keep leading. from Get Smart (2008)
Do you love her? from Get Smart (2008)
Do you see him? from Get Smart (2008)
Do you understand? Okay. from Get Smart (2008)
Does he? from Get Smart (2008)
Does this one also have smallpox?
Does this one also have smallpox? from Get Smart (2008)
Doesn't anybody read my reports?
Doesn't anybody read my reports? from Get Smart (2008)
Doesn't he know bones are crunchy? Who'd want a crunchy pudding?
Doesn't he know bones are crunchy? Who'd want a crunchy pudding? from Get Smart (2008)
Don't beat yourself up. You'll be dead soon anyway.
Don't beat yourself up. You'll be dead soon anyway. from Get Smart (2008)
Don't do it, Fang. from Get Smart (2008)
Don't look at me. I'm no one.
Don't look at me. I'm no one. from Get Smart (2008)
Don't love me. from Get Smart (2008)
Don't turn around, don't turn around. Use your peripherals.
Don't turn around, don't turn around. Use your peripherals. from Get Smart (2008)
Don't worry, sir. I'll be well clear.
Don't worry, sir. I'll be well clear. from Get Smart (2008)
Don't worry, sir. They won't get pa...
Don't worry, sir. They won't get pa... from Get Smart (2008)
Door secure. from Get Smart (2008)
Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive.
Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive. from Get Smart (2008)
English? But you understand Russian? Very impressive.
English? But you understand Russian? Very impressive. from Get Smart (2008)
Even hotter. Much, much hotter.
Even hotter. Much, much hotter. from Get Smart (2008)
Every time I look at Max's puppy eyes, I'm a goner.
Every time I look at Max's puppy eyes, I'm a goner. from Get Smart (2008)
Everyone here can be replaced.
Everyone here can be replaced. from Get Smart (2008)
Everything's fine. from Get Smart (2008)
Exactly. I have no interest in a real football unless it is signed by Joe Montana...
Exactly. I have no interest in a real football unless it is signed by Joe Montana... from Get Smart (2008)
Excuse me, violent sky marshal.
Excuse me, violent sky marshal. from Get Smart (2008)
Exploding dental floss. You don't have this? Hm.
Exploding dental floss. You don't have this? Hm. from Get Smart (2008)
Facts became known, identities were compromised, and I became a brunette.
Facts became known, identities were compromised, and I became a brunette. from Get Smart (2008)
Fear. from Get Smart (2008)
Federal marshal, you're under arrest.
Federal marshal, you're under arrest. from Get Smart (2008)
Field agent test results are due.
Field agent test results are due. from Get Smart (2008)
Finally. My name is Siegfried, and I represent KAOS.
Finally. My name is Siegfried, and I represent KAOS. from Get Smart (2008)
Finding Krstic will be like finding a needle in a haystack.
Finding Krstic will be like finding a needle in a haystack. from Get Smart (2008)
First package away. from Get Smart (2008)
First thing I'd like to know is...
First thing I'd like to know is... from Get Smart (2008)
Fish scaler, a saw, a flamethrower, chisel, a wire crimping tool.
Fish scaler, a saw, a flamethrower, chisel, a wire crimping tool. from Get Smart (2008)
Follow me, Mr. Shpilkes. from Get Smart (2008)
For future reference, I usually prefer briefs...
For future reference, I usually prefer briefs... from Get Smart (2008)
For the moment, KAOS retains the bomb activation codes...
For the moment, KAOS retains the bomb activation codes... from Get Smart (2008)
For the record, I never actually used the word ready.
For the record, I never actually used the word ready. from Get Smart (2008)
For the security cameras.
For the security cameras. from Get Smart (2008)
For threats against Hawaii, press 2. For threats against Puerto Rico...
For threats against Hawaii, press 2. For threats against Puerto Rico... from Get Smart (2008)
For threats against the continental United States, press 1.
For threats against the continental United States, press 1. from Get Smart (2008)
Fortunately, we have other options.
Fortunately, we have other options. from Get Smart (2008)
Free rugelach? from Get Smart (2008)
Freeze! from Get Smart (2008)
Freeze. from Get Smart (2008)
Fricking agents, man. from Get Smart (2008)
Game over when I say it's over.
Game over when I say it's over. from Get Smart (2008)
Game over, Chatty Cathy. from Get Smart (2008)
Gentlemen, when we argue, the terrorists win.
Gentlemen, when we argue, the terrorists win. from Get Smart (2008)
Gentlemen, you're the best.
Gentlemen, you're the best. from Get Smart (2008)
Gentlemen. from Get Smart (2008)
Get back in the plane! You're gonna kill yourself!
Get back in the plane! You're gonna kill yourself! from Get Smart (2008)
Get back to work. from Get Smart (2008)
Get it in the truck, and let's burn this place to the ground.
Get it in the truck, and let's burn this place to the ground. from Get Smart (2008)
Get me an infrared satellite scan.
Get me an infrared satellite scan. from Get Smart (2008)
Get me an infrared satellite scan.
Get me an infrared satellite scan. from Get Smart (2008)
Give me the phone. from Get Smart (2008)
Go, go, go! from Get Smart (2008)
Go. from Get Smart (2008)
Going free bird is not exactly ideal.
Going free bird is not exactly ideal. from Get Smart (2008)
Good idea. from Get Smart (2008)
Good morning, men. No, offense, Karen.
Good morning, men. No, offense, Karen. from Get Smart (2008)
Good night, cow jumping over the moon.
Good night, cow jumping over the moon. from Get Smart (2008)
Good night, moon. from Get Smart (2008)
Good, Dalip, it's decaf. from Get Smart (2008)
Good. from Get Smart (2008)
Good. from Get Smart (2008)
Goodbye, Mr. Smart. from Get Smart (2008)
Got it. from Get Smart (2008)
Great. from Get Smart (2008)
Great. from Get Smart (2008)
Gum! from Get Smart (2008)
Guys, you have to believe me. I am not a double agent.
Guys, you have to believe me. I am not a double agent. from Get Smart (2008)
Hang in there. Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry.
Hang in there. Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry. from Get Smart (2008)
Hang on! from Get Smart (2008)
Hang on! We're going in! from Get Smart (2008)
Have you kissed other men who plummeted to their deaths?
Have you kissed other men who plummeted to their deaths? from Get Smart (2008)
He didn't unjam the copier.
He didn't unjam the copier. from Get Smart (2008)
He does that. from Get Smart (2008)
He was lying, Max. It was a good shot.
He was lying, Max. It was a good shot. from Get Smart (2008)
He's a funny son of a bitch, isn't he?
He's a funny son of a bitch, isn't he? from Get Smart (2008)
He's just a local horse groomer I hired to drive me around.
He's just a local horse groomer I hired to drive me around. from Get Smart (2008)
He's nibbling. That's not cheese!
He's nibbling. That's not cheese! from Get Smart (2008)
Hello, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Her sister's such a bitch.
Her sister's such a bitch. from Get Smart (2008)
Here it is. from Get Smart (2008)
Here we go. from Get Smart (2008)
Hey, grandpa, I already told you...
Hey, grandpa, I already told you... from Get Smart (2008)
Hey, Larabee, 91. from Get Smart (2008)
Hey, Max. We got you a lovely parting gift for your first mission.
Hey, Max. We got you a lovely parting gift for your first mission. from Get Smart (2008)
Hey, new guy. Hold up a second. Welcome to CONTROL.
Hey, new guy. Hold up a second. Welcome to CONTROL. from Get Smart (2008)
Hey, Smart. Happy birthday.
Hey, Smart. Happy birthday. from Get Smart (2008)
Hey, what was that? from Get Smart (2008)
Hey! Dumb guards! from Get Smart (2008)
Hi. Hi. from Get Smart (2008)
High intensity lasers. Whatever part of you does touch gets sliced.
High intensity lasers. Whatever part of you does touch gets sliced. from Get Smart (2008)
His head looks like one of the Easter Island heads.
His head looks like one of the Easter Island heads. from Get Smart (2008)
How are we gonna do that when our agents are compromised?
How are we gonna do that when our agents are compromised? from Get Smart (2008)
How can you think that I am a double agent?
How can you think that I am a double agent? from Get Smart (2008)
How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus. from Get Smart (2008)
How did you get here? from Get Smart (2008)
How did you know he was radioactive?
How did you know he was radioactive? from Get Smart (2008)
How did you know that would work?
How did you know that would work? from Get Smart (2008)
How is your muffin? from Get Smart (2008)
How is yours? from Get Smart (2008)
Hybrid Mechanical Intelligence Entity. Basically a robot.
Hybrid Mechanical Intelligence Entity. Basically a robot. from Get Smart (2008)
I added an insk at the end, made it sound Russian.
I added an insk at the end, made it sound Russian. from Get Smart (2008)
I already have boyfriend.
I already have boyfriend. from Get Smart (2008)
I am a CONTROL analyst. Who are you?
I am a CONTROL analyst. Who are you? from Get Smart (2008)
I am a master in the art of Hwa Rang Do.
I am a master in the art of Hwa Rang Do. from Get Smart (2008)
I am going to dance now. from Get Smart (2008)
I am not proud of what I just did.
I am not proud of what I just did. from Get Smart (2008)
I am not proud of what I just did.
I am not proud of what I just did. from Get Smart (2008)
I am so sexually threatened right now.
I am so sexually threatened right now. from Get Smart (2008)
I am so sick of training. I wanna get out in the field.
I am so sick of training. I wanna get out in the field. from Get Smart (2008)
I beg to differ. from Get Smart (2008)
I blew a mission. from Get Smart (2008)
I broke it off with that person, but my identity had already been revealed.
I broke it off with that person, but my identity had already been revealed. from Get Smart (2008)
I can't believe none of us saw it, especially me.
I can't believe none of us saw it, especially me. from Get Smart (2008)
I can't believe we have to go all the way to Los Angeles.
I can't believe we have to go all the way to Los Angeles. from Get Smart (2008)
I can't hear anything outside your mouth, so if you get in trouble, you have to say so.
I can't hear anything outside your mouth, so if you get in trouble, you have to say so. from Get Smart (2008)
I can't wait till we finish the Hymie project.
I can't wait till we finish the Hymie project. from Get Smart (2008)
I cannot get over the fact that 23 is a traitor.
I cannot get over the fact that 23 is a traitor. from Get Smart (2008)
I could either spend the rest of my life behind a desk...
I could either spend the rest of my life behind a desk... from Get Smart (2008)
I didn't get to eat at the restaurant.
I didn't get to eat at the restaurant. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't belong in an office making copies. I should be out there with Max.
I don't belong in an office making copies. I should be out there with Max. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't even know how much gets through.
I don't even know how much gets through. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't have to go very far.
I don't have to go very far. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't have to remind you, but this isn't like the last place.
I don't have to remind you, but this isn't like the last place. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't know how I missed it. I'm usually very observant.
I don't know how I missed it. I'm usually very observant. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't know if that's fair. I mean, I'm older than you are.
I don't know if that's fair. I mean, I'm older than you are. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't know who you're talking about.
I don't know who you're talking about. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't know, if I were Max, I would get myself to L.A.
I don't know, if I were Max, I would get myself to L.A. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't like it. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't see a man, I see two little girls.
I don't see a man, I see two little girls. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't think so. from Get Smart (2008)
I don't think we are on the same page.
I don't think we are on the same page. from Get Smart (2008)
I even have backup for you.
I even have backup for you. from Get Smart (2008)
I feel good about the mission so far, don't you?
I feel good about the mission so far, don't you? from Get Smart (2008)
I feel really good about us as partners.
I feel really good about us as partners. from Get Smart (2008)
I felt good about this year's test, in light of the fact...
I felt good about this year's test, in light of the fact... from Get Smart (2008)
I get it. from Get Smart (2008)
I get it. from Get Smart (2008)
I got a pretty good hit in the head yesterday.
I got a pretty good hit in the head yesterday. from Get Smart (2008)
I got it! from Get Smart (2008)
I gotta get it out. I gotta get that out!
I gotta get it out. I gotta get that out! from Get Smart (2008)
I have a hunch that you have a hunch that I am telling the truth.
I have a hunch that you have a hunch that I am telling the truth. from Get Smart (2008)
I have a low center of gravity. Pretty solid.
I have a low center of gravity. Pretty solid. from Get Smart (2008)
I have another idea. from Get Smart (2008)
I have to get back to 99, she is in grave danger.
I have to get back to 99, she is in grave danger. from Get Smart (2008)
I have to squeeze the lemon.
I have to squeeze the lemon. from Get Smart (2008)
I have to squeeze the lemon.
I have to squeeze the lemon. from Get Smart (2008)
I heard it from America's sweetheart, Ryan Seacrest.
I heard it from America's sweetheart, Ryan Seacrest. from Get Smart (2008)
I hope your date doesn't mind.
I hope your date doesn't mind. from Get Smart (2008)
I hurt my knee. It was smoky too.
I hurt my knee. It was smoky too. from Get Smart (2008)
I just got back from Russia. Half the people there are radioactive.
I just got back from Russia. Half the people there are radioactive. from Get Smart (2008)
I know how hard you've prepared for this...
I know how hard you've prepared for this... from Get Smart (2008)
I know that, 99. I've placed only enough charges to safely bury the weapons lab.
I know that, 99. I've placed only enough charges to safely bury the weapons lab. from Get Smart (2008)
I know you're listening! You two dickwads put one scratch on that car...
I know you're listening! You two dickwads put one scratch on that car... from Get Smart (2008)
I know, 99. I need to go get a paper.
I know, 99. I need to go get a paper. from Get Smart (2008)
I learned that you have a mean right cross...
I learned that you have a mean right cross... from Get Smart (2008)
I left that section blank.
I left that section blank. from Get Smart (2008)
I like that tackling part.
I like that tackling part. from Get Smart (2008)
I like your parents, but you hate mine.
I like your parents, but you hate mine. from Get Smart (2008)
I looked up your field agent exam, and I scored...
I looked up your field agent exam, and I scored... from Get Smart (2008)
I mean, lab guys like us, analysts like you, we're the real soldiers.
I mean, lab guys like us, analysts like you, we're the real soldiers. from Get Smart (2008)
I mean, the amount of chatter you get through, and the reports...
I mean, the amount of chatter you get through, and the reports... from Get Smart (2008)
I mean, you know, I could be a double agent.
I mean, you know, I could be a double agent. from Get Smart (2008)
I might have been before, but I am...
I might have been before, but I am... from Get Smart (2008)
I need to get down to that car!
I need to get down to that car! from Get Smart (2008)
I need to get out of here before someone stops me.
I need to get out of here before someone stops me. from Get Smart (2008)
I never have actually heard that before.
I never have actually heard that before. from Get Smart (2008)
I never said dusty. from Get Smart (2008)
I probably owe you an apology for that, sir.
I probably owe you an apology for that, sir. from Get Smart (2008)
I put a collar on you and make you my bi...!
I put a collar on you and make you my bi...! from Get Smart (2008)
I realized that even though I was accused of something I didn't do, I was happy.
I realized that even though I was accused of something I didn't do, I was happy. from Get Smart (2008)
I received a tip from a KAOS agent who I befriended at the bakery.
I received a tip from a KAOS agent who I befriended at the bakery. from Get Smart (2008)
I recently lost 150 pounds.
I recently lost 150 pounds. from Get Smart (2008)
I said I was sorry. You just didn't hear me, because you were in a mini coma.
I said I was sorry. You just didn't hear me, because you were in a mini coma. from Get Smart (2008)
I said I was sorry. You just didn't hear me, because you were in a mini coma.
I said I was sorry. You just didn't hear me, because you were in a mini coma. from Get Smart (2008)
I scored eight points higher than you.
I scored eight points higher than you. from Get Smart (2008)
I scored eight points higher than you.
I scored eight points higher than you. from Get Smart (2008)
I searched his house. I can't find his computer network.
I searched his house. I can't find his computer network. from Get Smart (2008)
I set that up. from Get Smart (2008)
I spend half my days trying to convince the vice president...
I spend half my days trying to convince the vice president... from Get Smart (2008)
I swallowed it. I can get it back, but you may not want it.
I swallowed it. I can get it back, but you may not want it. from Get Smart (2008)
I think I really got inside his head.
I think I really got inside his head. from Get Smart (2008)
I think I'll call you Maureen, and you Brittany.
I think I'll call you Maureen, and you Brittany. from Get Smart (2008)
I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded...
I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded... from Get Smart (2008)
I think it's time to find new wheels. Pull over.
I think it's time to find new wheels. Pull over. from Get Smart (2008)
I think that you are confusing adrenaline with, I don't know...
I think that you are confusing adrenaline with, I don't know... from Get Smart (2008)
I think this is our connection to KAOS.
I think this is our connection to KAOS. from Get Smart (2008)
I think we should trust him, Chief.
I think we should trust him, Chief. from Get Smart (2008)
I think we work very well together.
I think we work very well together. from Get Smart (2008)
I thought you and I were supposedly cut from the same cloth.
I thought you and I were supposedly cut from the same cloth. from Get Smart (2008)
I understand that you're the man to see...
I understand that you're the man to see... from Get Smart (2008)
I used to look like my mom.
I used to look like my mom. from Get Smart (2008)
I used to look like two of my moms put together.
I used to look like two of my moms put together. from Get Smart (2008)
I wanna quit, but what can I do? He's married to my sister.
I wanna quit, but what can I do? He's married to my sister. from Get Smart (2008)
I wanna quit, but what can I do? He's married to my sister.
I wanna quit, but what can I do? He's married to my sister. from Get Smart (2008)
I wanna show you something.
I wanna show you something. from Get Smart (2008)
I wanted him to be a surprise.
I wanted him to be a surprise. from Get Smart (2008)
I was involved with someone from work. I lost focus. The mission blew up.
I was involved with someone from work. I lost focus. The mission blew up. from Get Smart (2008)
I was kidding. from Get Smart (2008)
I was saying the results are quite extraordinary.
I was saying the results are quite extraordinary. from Get Smart (2008)
I wasn't talking to you. from Get Smart (2008)
I will not be rushed into it by you or my mother.
I will not be rushed into it by you or my mother. from Get Smart (2008)
I wish we had more time too.
I wish we had more time too. from Get Smart (2008)
I'd love to dance. from Get Smart (2008)
I'll be back. from Get Smart (2008)
I'll say. from Get Smart (2008)
I'll show them the cone. The cone's the shizzle.
I'll show them the cone. The cone's the shizzle. from Get Smart (2008)
I'll still be in this meeting.
I'll still be in this meeting. from Get Smart (2008)
I'll tell you what we're not. We're not people who jam staples into people's heads.
I'll tell you what we're not. We're not people who jam staples into people's heads. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm a trained killer. I can kill you with anything in this office.
I'm a trained killer. I can kill you with anything in this office. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm about to shoot beautiful woman and her retard stable boy.
I'm about to shoot beautiful woman and her retard stable boy. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm afraid the vice president and I had a less than cordial encounter yesterday.
I'm afraid the vice president and I had a less than cordial encounter yesterday. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm Agent 99. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm an assassin, here to kill you.
I'm an assassin, here to kill you. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm coming to get you! from Get Smart (2008)
I'm fat! from Get Smart (2008)
I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia.
I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm going to cause a diversion. You run and get help.
I'm going to cause a diversion. You run and get help. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm going to have to give this one a little something extra.
I'm going to have to give this one a little something extra. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm going to kill you, and then I'm going to kill your partner.
I'm going to kill you, and then I'm going to kill your partner. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm gonna try to get us over to that ledge! We can do this, 99!
I'm gonna try to get us over to that ledge! We can do this, 99! from Get Smart (2008)
I'm having bread, time to punch Max in the face.
I'm having bread, time to punch Max in the face. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm here because Ladislas Krstic sent me.
I'm here because Ladislas Krstic sent me. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm just gonna call that one a 4:50.
I'm just gonna call that one a 4:50. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm just saying that I think we're very compatible.
I'm just saying that I think we're very compatible. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm just widening my eyes. I'm not actually seeing anything more.
I'm just widening my eyes. I'm not actually seeing anything more. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm not feminine? from Get Smart (2008)
I'm not judging, just detecting a pattern.
I'm not judging, just detecting a pattern. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm not totally incompetent without a gun, you know.
I'm not totally incompetent without a gun, you know. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm on it. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm right here, just talk to me!
I'm right here, just talk to me! from Get Smart (2008)
I'm so happy! from Get Smart (2008)
I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!
I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life! from Get Smart (2008)
I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
I'm sorry, are you talking to me? from Get Smart (2008)
I'm sure whatever he's doing is vital to the nation.
I'm sure whatever he's doing is vital to the nation. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm the one with experience. You know nothing.
I'm the one with experience. You know nothing. from Get Smart (2008)
I'm very proud of you, Max...
I'm very proud of you, Max... from Get Smart (2008)
If captured, it would cause death in nine seconds.
If captured, it would cause death in nine seconds. from Get Smart (2008)
If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.
If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired. from Get Smart (2008)
If so, yes. from Get Smart (2008)
If you don't find that screen...
If you don't find that screen... from Get Smart (2008)
If you don't mind, 99... from Get Smart (2008)
If you have credible information from a reliable source...
If you have credible information from a reliable source... from Get Smart (2008)
If you have something to say to me, I wish you would just say it.
If you have something to say to me, I wish you would just say it. from Get Smart (2008)
If you want it, you'll have to take it!
If you want it, you'll have to take it! from Get Smart (2008)
If you were CONTROL, you'd be dead.
If you were CONTROL, you'd be dead. from Get Smart (2008)
If you're calling from a rotary...
If you're calling from a rotary... from Get Smart (2008)
Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.
Impressive. I once ran a 5:16. from Get Smart (2008)
In fact, your essay on existentialism was quite amazing.
In fact, your essay on existentialism was quite amazing. from Get Smart (2008)
Is it working? from Get Smart (2008)
Is that a dent in his head?
Is that a dent in his head? from Get Smart (2008)
Is that a wig? from Get Smart (2008)
Is that the Chief? from Get Smart (2008)
Is that your default setting?
Is that your default setting? from Get Smart (2008)
Isn't it great? I have so much more energy now.
Isn't it great? I have so much more energy now. from Get Smart (2008)
It doesn't get any better than thinsk.
It doesn't get any better than thinsk. from Get Smart (2008)
It doesn't matter. from Get Smart (2008)
It happened just as I got back. How do you know that it wasn't me?
It happened just as I got back. How do you know that it wasn't me? from Get Smart (2008)
It is good also. from Get Smart (2008)
It must be difficult to go to work.
It must be difficult to go to work. from Get Smart (2008)
It seems like they don't believe you.
It seems like they don't believe you. from Get Smart (2008)
It was a coded message. from Get Smart (2008)
It was here a second ago, then it went away.
It was here a second ago, then it went away. from Get Smart (2008)
It was the mushroom cloud for me.
It was the mushroom cloud for me. from Get Smart (2008)
It'll be fun. from Get Smart (2008)
It's a knife wound from the last mission. My blood gets pumping, it seeps.
It's a knife wound from the last mission. My blood gets pumping, it seeps. from Get Smart (2008)
It's a stolen KAOS technology.
It's a stolen KAOS technology. from Get Smart (2008)
It's a time consuming, labor intensive technology.
It's a time consuming, labor intensive technology. from Get Smart (2008)
It's a tooth radio. It sends sound up your jawbone, into your ear.
It's a tooth radio. It sends sound up your jawbone, into your ear. from Get Smart (2008)
It's a tragic story. He's quite deaf. Really not bright.
It's a tragic story. He's quite deaf. Really not bright. from Get Smart (2008)
It's amazing what you learn...
It's amazing what you learn... from Get Smart (2008)
It's called a rhinoceros.
It's called a rhinoceros. from Get Smart (2008)
It's not over, Max! I'll take that briefcase!
It's not over, Max! I'll take that briefcase! from Get Smart (2008)
It's possible. from Get Smart (2008)
It's to her boyfriend, Max.
It's to her boyfriend, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face.
It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face. from Get Smart (2008)
It's you, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Judy, the elevator is still doing that thing where it drops really fast.
Judy, the elevator is still doing that thing where it drops really fast. from Get Smart (2008)
Just because he is large doesn't necessarily mean that he is a bad guy.
Just because he is large doesn't necessarily mean that he is a bad guy. from Get Smart (2008)
Just come on. from Get Smart (2008)
Just hold on. from Get Smart (2008)
Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.
Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high. from Get Smart (2008)
Just turn around. from Get Smart (2008)
Just words, really, that shouldn't be used against you in a custody hearing.
Just words, really, that shouldn't be used against you in a custody hearing. from Get Smart (2008)
Kick the gun to me. from Get Smart (2008)
Killed Krstic before anybody could question him.
Killed Krstic before anybody could question him. from Get Smart (2008)
Knockout gas, 99? from Get Smart (2008)
Krstic was a fool. from Get Smart (2008)
KRSTIC: That's enough. Pity.
KRSTIC: That's enough. Pity. from Get Smart (2008)
Larabee wants out! from Get Smart (2008)
LARABEE: Hey, Maxine! from Get Smart (2008)
LARABEE: Okay. All right.
LARABEE: Okay. All right. from Get Smart (2008)
LARABEE: That is cold. That's cold. AGENT 91: All right, easy.
LARABEE: That is cold. That's cold. AGENT 91: All right, easy. from Get Smart (2008)
Last chance. from Get Smart (2008)
Leathery hag, fat cow, ungrateful whore.
Leathery hag, fat cow, ungrateful whore. from Get Smart (2008)
Let her go. from Get Smart (2008)
Let it go, man. Those kids don't even look like you.
Let it go, man. Those kids don't even look like you. from Get Smart (2008)
Let me check. from Get Smart (2008)
Let me give you a lesson that I had to learn the hard way.
Let me give you a lesson that I had to learn the hard way. from Get Smart (2008)
Let me share this with you. This is my favorite part.
Let me share this with you. This is my favorite part. from Get Smart (2008)
Let's continue listening...
Let's continue listening... from Get Smart (2008)
Let's Go to the Dog Show.
Let's Go to the Dog Show. from Get Smart (2008)
Let's just see what we're up against, okay?
Let's just see what we're up against, okay? from Get Smart (2008)
Let's try one. from Get Smart (2008)
Like at the mansion. from Get Smart (2008)
Like me, you enjoy American Top 40 with Ryan Seacrest.
Like me, you enjoy American Top 40 with Ryan Seacrest. from Get Smart (2008)
Listen up, people. from Get Smart (2008)
Listen, I think he was part of the nuclear theft in Chechnya.
Listen, I think he was part of the nuclear theft in Chechnya. from Get Smart (2008)
Listen, I think the final notes of the Ode to Joy trigger the bomb!
Listen, I think the final notes of the Ode to Joy trigger the bomb! from Get Smart (2008)
Listen, is it possible that you could answer a personal question?
Listen, is it possible that you could answer a personal question? from Get Smart (2008)
Listen, while I was in my cell, I had some time to think.
Listen, while I was in my cell, I had some time to think. from Get Smart (2008)
Lloyd, may I have the C.O.S. Please?
Lloyd, may I have the C.O.S. Please? from Get Smart (2008)
Look at that shipment of detonators. It's a little odd.
Look at that shipment of detonators. It's a little odd. from Get Smart (2008)
Look, 23, no more stapling today.
Look, 23, no more stapling today. from Get Smart (2008)
Look, a rat riding on a piece of poop.
Look, a rat riding on a piece of poop. from Get Smart (2008)
Look, Siegfried, we don't negotiate with terrorists...
Look, Siegfried, we don't negotiate with terrorists... from Get Smart (2008)
Look. Look at the surprise on his face.
Look. Look at the surprise on his face. from Get Smart (2008)
Make a pudding from the bones of Americans.
Make a pudding from the bones of Americans. from Get Smart (2008)
Make him high five me. from Get Smart (2008)
MAN [O VER PHONE]: How could you possibly screw this up?
MAN [O VER PHONE]: How could you possibly screw this up? from Get Smart (2008)
MAN [O VER RADIO]: From Los Angeles, California...
MAN [O VER RADIO]: From Los Angeles, California... from Get Smart (2008)
MAN [O VER SPEAKER]: Folks, we may be experiencing a little turbulence.
MAN [O VER SPEAKER]: Folks, we may be experiencing a little turbulence. from Get Smart (2008)
MAN [ON RECORDING]: You have reached...
MAN [ON RECORDING]: You have reached... from Get Smart (2008)
MAN 1 [O VER RADIO]: American Top 40. WOMAN: With Ryan Seacrest.
MAN 1 [O VER RADIO]: American Top 40. WOMAN: With Ryan Seacrest. from Get Smart (2008)
MAN 1: Wait! from Get Smart (2008)
MAN 2: Here's a sweet dedication from a little lady named Dalip.
MAN 2: Here's a sweet dedication from a little lady named Dalip. from Get Smart (2008)
MAN 2: Somebody shut it off!
MAN 2: Somebody shut it off! from Get Smart (2008)
MAN: Come on, let's see it.
MAN: Come on, let's see it. from Get Smart (2008)
MAN: Come on... from Get Smart (2008)
MAN: Hey, Agent 23 is back.
MAN: Hey, Agent 23 is back. from Get Smart (2008)
MAN: Shtarker. from Get Smart (2008)
MAN: Ugh. from Get Smart (2008)
MARSHAL: You all right in there? Yeah. Yes, I am.
MARSHAL: You all right in there? Yeah. Yes, I am. from Get Smart (2008)
Maureen. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX [O VER PHONE]: Hello, 99.
MAX [O VER PHONE]: Hello, 99. from Get Smart (2008)
Max has no experience. I don't want him as my partner.
Max has no experience. I don't want him as my partner. from Get Smart (2008)
Max is halfway to Moscow. Don't tell me you're still translating that Russian.
Max is halfway to Moscow. Don't tell me you're still translating that Russian. from Get Smart (2008)
Max, be quiet! from Get Smart (2008)
Max, do you read...? from Get Smart (2008)
Max, keep it together. Keep it together.
Max, keep it together. Keep it together. from Get Smart (2008)
Max, not the cone of silence. We're in a safe room, for God's sakes.
Max, not the cone of silence. We're in a safe room, for God's sakes. from Get Smart (2008)
Max, that's brilliant. from Get Smart (2008)
Max, we're gonna be late.
Max, we're gonna be late. from Get Smart (2008)
Max, you didn't push the button hard enough.
Max, you didn't push the button hard enough. from Get Smart (2008)
Max, your foot! from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: A lot of chatter in this region involves nuclear material.
MAX: A lot of chatter in this region involves nuclear material. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Ah. Mrs. Shpilkes must be lost.
MAX: Ah. Mrs. Shpilkes must be lost. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Ah. The Ode to Joy from Beethoven's Ninth.
MAX: Ah. The Ode to Joy from Beethoven's Ninth. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Aim for the haystack. AGENT 99: Stop talking.
MAX: Aim for the haystack. AGENT 99: Stop talking. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? CHIEF: I don't know.
MAX: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? CHIEF: I don't know. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Boy, you know what? I will tell you, I love your country.
MAX: Boy, you know what? I will tell you, I love your country. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Chief, I have to say, this whole thing really steams my clams.
MAX: Chief, I have to say, this whole thing really steams my clams. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Good, 23, just in time. I think I got one of them.
MAX: Good, 23, just in time. I think I got one of them. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: He left us here. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Here. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Hold on, 99! from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: I am sorry, but we can never be.
MAX: I am sorry, but we can never be. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: It's no problem. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Krstic. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Of course. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Oh, great, rats. It's not enough that there's poop.
MAX: Oh, great, rats. It's not enough that there's poop. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Okay, not to keep dwelling on this...
MAX: Okay, not to keep dwelling on this... from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: So you did hear me? from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: There has got to be another way in.
MAX: There has got to be another way in. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: We have found Krstic.
MAX: We have found Krstic. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: Wow. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: You heard me. from Get Smart (2008)
MAX: You missed it. from Get Smart (2008)
Max! from Get Smart (2008)
Max! from Get Smart (2008)
Max! from Get Smart (2008)
Max! from Get Smart (2008)
Max! You idiot! What the hell is wrong with you?
Max! You idiot! What the hell is wrong with you? from Get Smart (2008)
Max? from Get Smart (2008)
Max? from Get Smart (2008)
Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Max. Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Max. Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Max. Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Max... from Get Smart (2008)
Maxie, you know assassinations are specifically prohibited...
Maxie, you know assassinations are specifically prohibited... from Get Smart (2008)
Maybe you should kiss him again.
Maybe you should kiss him again. from Get Smart (2008)
Me too. from Get Smart (2008)
Me? from Get Smart (2008)
Meet me in L.A. Things will be very hot. Nuclear hot.
Meet me in L.A. Things will be very hot. Nuclear hot. from Get Smart (2008)
Men with hunches, that's where the real work gets done.
Men with hunches, that's where the real work gets done. from Get Smart (2008)
Miniature blowgun. from Get Smart (2008)
Missed it by that much. from Get Smart (2008)
Missed it by that much. from Get Smart (2008)
Missed me! from Get Smart (2008)
Mother of pearl! from Get Smart (2008)
My buttocks are really stinging from being dragged.
My buttocks are really stinging from being dragged. from Get Smart (2008)
My favorite. from Get Smart (2008)
My name is Hymie. from Get Smart (2008)
My name is not new guy. from Get Smart (2008)
My name is Nudnik Shpilkes. Who are you?
My name is Nudnik Shpilkes. Who are you? from Get Smart (2008)
My watch is a Geiger counter. You don't have one of these? Huh.
My watch is a Geiger counter. You don't have one of these? Huh. from Get Smart (2008)
Next time use your own damn phone.
Next time use your own damn phone. from Get Smart (2008)
Nice? from Get Smart (2008)
No more Communism. No rules of any kind, really.
No more Communism. No rules of any kind, really. from Get Smart (2008)
No sprechen Sie Russian. from Get Smart (2008)
No time for pain. from Get Smart (2008)
No, 99, don't touch that!
No, 99, don't touch that! from Get Smart (2008)
No, but the technology for holding up pants hasn't changed much.
No, but the technology for holding up pants hasn't changed much. from Get Smart (2008)
No, but when I see blood, or when I talk about blood, or think about blood...
No, but when I see blood, or when I talk about blood, or think about blood... from Get Smart (2008)
No, every time he found something, he was alone.
No, every time he found something, he was alone. from Get Smart (2008)
No, I am not. from Get Smart (2008)
No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best.
No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best. from Get Smart (2008)
No, no good. If I get too low, he'll hear me coming!
No, no good. If I get too low, he'll hear me coming! from Get Smart (2008)
No, no, no, we're not ready yet.
No, no, no, we're not ready yet. from Get Smart (2008)
No, no, no. Radioactive hot.
No, no, no. Radioactive hot. from Get Smart (2008)
No, not yellow cake cake, yellowcake uranium.
No, not yellow cake cake, yellowcake uranium. from Get Smart (2008)
No, thank you. I am here for something else.
No, thank you. I am here for something else. from Get Smart (2008)
No, that's okay. from Get Smart (2008)
No, that's only for agents.
No, that's only for agents. from Get Smart (2008)
No, they don't. from Get Smart (2008)
No. from Get Smart (2008)
No. from Get Smart (2008)
No. from Get Smart (2008)
No. No! from Get Smart (2008)
No. Please, just save your breath.
No. Please, just save your breath. from Get Smart (2008)
No. What is odd is that it was shipped to a bakery in Moscow.
No. What is odd is that it was shipped to a bakery in Moscow. from Get Smart (2008)
Not at all. from Get Smart (2008)
Not at all. Are you flirting with me?
Not at all. Are you flirting with me? from Get Smart (2008)
Not everything's a competition.
Not everything's a competition. from Get Smart (2008)
Not just a pocketknife, Swiss Army knife.
Not just a pocketknife, Swiss Army knife. from Get Smart (2008)
Not yet! I haven't punched yet. React when I punch.
Not yet! I haven't punched yet. React when I punch. from Get Smart (2008)
Nothing. I've swept the entire area, and it's clean.
Nothing. I've swept the entire area, and it's clean. from Get Smart (2008)
Nothing. You were saying?
Nothing. You were saying? from Get Smart (2008)
Now I am again. All right, I'm stopping.
Now I am again. All right, I'm stopping. from Get Smart (2008)
Now I know how you felt when you thought I was a traitor.
Now I know how you felt when you thought I was a traitor. from Get Smart (2008)
Now, based on Max's intel, we were able to get Agent 38 inside KAOS.
Now, based on Max's intel, we were able to get Agent 38 inside KAOS. from Get Smart (2008)
Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. Your favorite dish is chicken tikka!
Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. Your favorite dish is chicken tikka! from Get Smart (2008)
Now, if you ladies will excuse me.
Now, if you ladies will excuse me. from Get Smart (2008)
Now, we know that the president is in town.
Now, we know that the president is in town. from Get Smart (2008)
Nuclear! from Get Smart (2008)
Of course not. I lied. from Get Smart (2008)
Of course you did, it's a bakery.
Of course you did, it's a bakery. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, a pocketknife. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, Chief. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, gee, Maxi pad, I've never heard that one before!
Oh, gee, Maxi pad, I've never heard that one before! from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, good, you heard me. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, look, it understands.
Oh, look, it understands. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, Max. How could I look in your eyes?
Oh, Max. How could I look in your eyes? from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, Max. Let Maintenance take care of it.
Oh, Max. Let Maintenance take care of it. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, my God, have you eaten the crew?
Oh, my God, have you eaten the crew? from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, my God! from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, my God! You and 23? from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, my God. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, my God. You've really never had anyone break up with you, have you?
Oh, my God. You've really never had anyone break up with you, have you? from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, my Lord. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, my word. You are Agent 99?
Oh, my word. You are Agent 99? from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, no. Oh, no. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh, really? That's, uh, slower.
Oh, really? That's, uh, slower. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh. Good, the itchy kind.
Oh. Good, the itchy kind. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh. Is that today? I wasn't really thinking about it.
Oh. Is that today? I wasn't really thinking about it. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh. Um... That's not really a personal question.
Oh. Um... That's not really a personal question. from Get Smart (2008)
Oh. Wow. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, 99, you know what? That is profiling.
Okay, 99, you know what? That is profiling. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, good idea. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, Max. Little heads up.
Okay, Max. Little heads up. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, never do that again!
Okay, never do that again! from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, no problem. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, shall we? from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, up next, an exhibit...
Okay, up next, an exhibit... from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, we have a deteriorating situation in Venezuela.
Okay, we have a deteriorating situation in Venezuela. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, you know what? from Get Smart (2008)
Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do?
Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do? from Get Smart (2008)
Okay. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay. Lloyd. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay. Okay. That's all right. That's okay.
Okay. Okay. That's all right. That's okay. from Get Smart (2008)
Okay... from Get Smart (2008)
On behalf of the United States Government, I hereby commandeer this plane.
On behalf of the United States Government, I hereby commandeer this plane. from Get Smart (2008)
On the cheek. from Get Smart (2008)
One more reason why boxers were a bad idea.
One more reason why boxers were a bad idea. from Get Smart (2008)
One slip up, and it's ka fricking boom!
One slip up, and it's ka fricking boom! from Get Smart (2008)
Operation Joy? from Get Smart (2008)
Or I could change my face, so that's what I did.
Or I could change my face, so that's what I did. from Get Smart (2008)
Our only lead is the maker of the bomb KAOS used against us.
Our only lead is the maker of the bomb KAOS used against us. from Get Smart (2008)
Out here there are no grades, there's only dead, and not dead.
Out here there are no grades, there's only dead, and not dead. from Get Smart (2008)
Over the drop zone. from Get Smart (2008)
Over the past few months, we have assembled a stockpile of nuclear weapons...
Over the past few months, we have assembled a stockpile of nuclear weapons... from Get Smart (2008)
Ow! That was me! from Get Smart (2008)
Ow! What's in there? from Get Smart (2008)
Ow. from Get Smart (2008)
Ow. from Get Smart (2008)
Pay attention to what I'm doing, so that you can follow me exactly.
Pay attention to what I'm doing, so that you can follow me exactly. from Get Smart (2008)
People often say things in anger they don't really mean.
People often say things in anger they don't really mean. from Get Smart (2008)
People often say things in anger they don't really mean.
People often say things in anger they don't really mean. from Get Smart (2008)
Perhaps you're nervous because there is a bomb here and you know it.
Perhaps you're nervous because there is a bomb here and you know it. from Get Smart (2008)
Personal best. from Get Smart (2008)
Pictured here with his number two man, Shtarker.
Pictured here with his number two man, Shtarker. from Get Smart (2008)
Please, 99. All I'm asking is for you to look me in the eyes...
Please, 99. All I'm asking is for you to look me in the eyes... from Get Smart (2008)
Please. I have trained my body to be impervious to...
Please. I have trained my body to be impervious to... from Get Smart (2008)
Powerful stuff. from Get Smart (2008)
PRESIDENT: Chief, I'm not buying it.
PRESIDENT: Chief, I'm not buying it. from Get Smart (2008)
Pretty boys. Nothing but empty suits.
Pretty boys. Nothing but empty suits. from Get Smart (2008)
Put it right here on my cell phone.
Put it right here on my cell phone. from Get Smart (2008)
Ran over an old woman yesterday. Best vacation I've ever had.
Ran over an old woman yesterday. Best vacation I've ever had. from Get Smart (2008)
Ready? One... from Get Smart (2008)
Really? How'd you do that?
Really? How'd you do that? from Get Smart (2008)
Right. from Get Smart (2008)
Right. from Get Smart (2008)
Roger. I have the whole security system online. Just remember...
Roger. I have the whole security system online. Just remember... from Get Smart (2008)
Running out in the middle of the road! You could get hit by a car!
Running out in the middle of the road! You could get hit by a car! from Get Smart (2008)
Sand trap! from Get Smart (2008)
Second package away. from Get Smart (2008)
See how annoying that is?
See how annoying that is? from Get Smart (2008)
See you later. from Get Smart (2008)
See, this is your problem. Some men like women more feminine!
See, this is your problem. Some men like women more feminine! from Get Smart (2008)
See, this is your problem. Some men like women more feminine!
See, this is your problem. Some men like women more feminine! from Get Smart (2008)
Shall we? from Get Smart (2008)
She just wants to be with you...
She just wants to be with you... from Get Smart (2008)
Should've smacked you harder.
Should've smacked you harder. from Get Smart (2008)
Show him a little decolletage, cleavage, bat your eyes?
Show him a little decolletage, cleavage, bat your eyes? from Get Smart (2008)
SHTARKER: That's it. You're there.
SHTARKER: That's it. You're there. from Get Smart (2008)
SIEGFRIED: Siegfried here.
SIEGFRIED: Siegfried here. from Get Smart (2008)
Since the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
Since the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here. from Get Smart (2008)
Since we are going to be portraying husband and wife...
Since we are going to be portraying husband and wife... from Get Smart (2008)
Sir, if I may ask... from Get Smart (2008)
Six guards. We are going to need another way in.
Six guards. We are going to need another way in. from Get Smart (2008)
Six months' work. 18 million dollars.
Six months' work. 18 million dollars. from Get Smart (2008)
Snappy tie. from Get Smart (2008)
So did I. from Get Smart (2008)
So far, our entire partnership has consisted of me getting you out of trouble.
So far, our entire partnership has consisted of me getting you out of trouble. from Get Smart (2008)
So far, sure. from Get Smart (2008)
So here's how we stop that. I lead now.
So here's how we stop that. I lead now. from Get Smart (2008)
So how do you know this place?
So how do you know this place? from Get Smart (2008)
So how was the assassination?
So how was the assassination? from Get Smart (2008)
So I had two choices. from Get Smart (2008)
So muffin, then, is a code word?
So muffin, then, is a code word? from Get Smart (2008)
So time is of the essence.
So time is of the essence. from Get Smart (2008)
So to be clear, you're not promoting me, because I do such a great job.
So to be clear, you're not promoting me, because I do such a great job. from Get Smart (2008)
So unless you do your job today...
So unless you do your job today... from Get Smart (2008)
So where are the Chief and 99?
So where are the Chief and 99? from Get Smart (2008)
So? Why don't you... from Get Smart (2008)
Son of a hamster. from Get Smart (2008)
Sorry about that, Chief. from Get Smart (2008)
Sorry I'm late, but I just came out of a budget meeting...
Sorry I'm late, but I just came out of a budget meeting... from Get Smart (2008)
Sorry to interrupt, Maxie, go ahead.
Sorry to interrupt, Maxie, go ahead. from Get Smart (2008)
Sorry, Chief, someone led me to believe the cone was ready.
Sorry, Chief, someone led me to believe the cone was ready. from Get Smart (2008)
Sorry, I'm losing you. from Get Smart (2008)
Sorry, Max. from Get Smart (2008)
Sorry, Mr. Siegfried. from Get Smart (2008)
Speak up, son. I'm an old man, you know.
Speak up, son. I'm an old man, you know. from Get Smart (2008)
Squeeze the lemon. from Get Smart (2008)
Stand by, Max. Larabee, let's go. Move it.
Stand by, Max. Larabee, let's go. Move it. from Get Smart (2008)
Stay calm. from Get Smart (2008)
Still, it's too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Still, it's too bad about all the dead movie stars. from Get Smart (2008)
Stone deaf when he wrote it. Syphilis. Fun stuff.
Stone deaf when he wrote it. Syphilis. Fun stuff. from Get Smart (2008)
Stop it! Stop it! from Get Smart (2008)
Stop shooting me more. You already said I was... Hey.
Stop shooting me more. You already said I was... Hey. from Get Smart (2008)
Stop this car! from Get Smart (2008)
Sudden rise in blood pressure?
Sudden rise in blood pressure? from Get Smart (2008)
Sure? Flour sacks in back, very comfortable.
Sure? Flour sacks in back, very comfortable. from Get Smart (2008)
Swordfish! from Get Smart (2008)
Take her with you the next time you go to kill someone.
Take her with you the next time you go to kill someone. from Get Smart (2008)
Take her with you the next time you go to kill someone.
Take her with you the next time you go to kill someone. from Get Smart (2008)
Take it easy. You'll give yourself a heart attack.
Take it easy. You'll give yourself a heart attack. from Get Smart (2008)
Test. Test. from Get Smart (2008)
Test. Test. from Get Smart (2008)
Thank you for the lovely dance.
Thank you for the lovely dance. from Get Smart (2008)
Thank you, Chief. from Get Smart (2008)
Thank you, Chief. All I'm saying is...
Thank you, Chief. All I'm saying is... from Get Smart (2008)
Thank you, sir, may I have another?
Thank you, sir, may I have another? from Get Smart (2008)
Thank you. from Get Smart (2008)
Thank you. from Get Smart (2008)
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, thank you. from Get Smart (2008)
Thanks, Bruce. I got them!
Thanks, Bruce. I got them! from Get Smart (2008)
Thanks, Bruce. Keep us posted.
Thanks, Bruce. Keep us posted. from Get Smart (2008)
Thanks. from Get Smart (2008)
Thanks. from Get Smart (2008)
Thanks. from Get Smart (2008)
That actually makes sense.
That actually makes sense. from Get Smart (2008)
That burns! from Get Smart (2008)
That depends. Is it working?
That depends. Is it working? from Get Smart (2008)
That doesn't make any sense.
That doesn't make any sense. from Get Smart (2008)
That guy's insane. from Get Smart (2008)
That old son of a gun can take a hit, huh?
That old son of a gun can take a hit, huh? from Get Smart (2008)
That was me. from Get Smart (2008)
That was my last mile. I have no idea how fast it was.
That was my last mile. I have no idea how fast it was. from Get Smart (2008)
That was nice. from Get Smart (2008)
That was so cool. from Get Smart (2008)
That we are both old fashioned men.
That we are both old fashioned men. from Get Smart (2008)
That will make me happy, Maureen.
That will make me happy, Maureen. from Get Smart (2008)
That would have definitely worked on me.
That would have definitely worked on me. from Get Smart (2008)
That's a bad guy. That's a really bad guy.
That's a bad guy. That's a really bad guy. from Get Smart (2008)
That's CIA crap. from Get Smart (2008)
That's great. from Get Smart (2008)