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Burn After Reading (2008) Soundboard

Burn After Reading (2008) Soundboard

Burn After Reading is a hilarious dark comedy film released in 2008. Directed by the Coen brothers, Joel and Ethan Coen, this movie showcases their unique storytelling style and brilliant cast. The subject of the film revolves around a group of quirky characters who accidentally stumble upon sensitive information and go to great lengths to exploit it.

The cast of Burn After Reading is exceptional, showcasing some of the brightest stars in Hollywood. The film includes Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand, George Clooney, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, and Richard Jenkins, just to name a few. Each actor brings their A-game, immersing themselves into their eccentric roles and delivering standout performances.

The story primarily centers around two employees of the Hardbodies gym, Linda Litzke (played by Frances McDormand) and Chad Feldheimer (played by Brad Pitt). Linda is an excessively enthusiastic instructor at the gym, desperately seeking a way to finance her multiple cosmetic surgeries. Chad, on the other hand, is a dim-witted and naive personal trainer who stumbles upon a CD containing classified and potentially damaging information belonging to Osborne Cox (played by John Malkovich).

When Linda finds out about Chad's discovery, they start fantasizing about selling the information to the highest bidder. Meanwhile, Osborne Cox, a disgruntled CIA analyst, discovers that his wife, Katie (played by Tilda Swinton), is having an affair with Harry Pfarrer (played by George Clooney), a married Treasury Department employee. This tangled web of relationships and secrets sets the stage for a series of absurd events and hilarious misunderstandings.

As the plot unfolds, the characters' paths intersect, leading to a chaotic and unpredictable chain of events. Each character has their own peculiar quirks and flaws, which adds to the overall comedic tone of the film. Throughout the movie, the Coen brothers masterfully balance absurdity and dark humor, creating a unique cinematic experience that keeps the audience entertained from start to finish.

Burn After Reading received positive reviews from critics, who praised its clever script, stellar performances, and the Coen brothers' directorial skills. The film also succeeded commercially, grossing over $160 million worldwide. It further solidified the Coen brothers' reputation as masters of black comedy and solidified their place in the pantheon of great filmmakers.

If you're looking for a film that will keep you laughing throughout, Burn After Reading is a must-watch. Its witty dialogue, memorable characters, and unexpected twists make for an enjoyable cinematic experience. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and get ready to be entertained by this brilliant Coen brothers comedy. You can play and download the sounds from the film here, immersing yourself in the quirky atmosphere of Burn After Reading.

Absolut Saketini, please
Absolutely.
And at midnight of the third day,
And I come in here, and it's these files, man.
And lastly, the breast augmentation.
And our exercise last night didn't hurt
And tap
And these surgeries cost money
And this Linda...
And we're gonna work on opening those hips
Are you sure?
At a time of..
Before you hammer the hell out of him
BeWithMeDC. Com.
But if not...
But is that guy looking at us?
Can we just... I'm sorry to interrupt
Ch�vre, yes, that is a goat cheese.
Chad!
Come on. Open your mouth. Now look here, young man.
Dick!
Do I?
Do this, before he's put on alert.
Don't know, sir
Father's side, too.
First time I've ever attended the Kennedy Honors.
Fucker!
Fucker!
Give me 24 hours!
Harry, stop the foolishness
Have you found out anything about Chad?
He agrees my ass could be smaller.
Hello! Who the fuck is this?
Hello?
Help with the crudit�s.
Hey, there, sunshine
Hey!
Hold and release!
I am a US citizen,
I do have a date
I don't know. Lots of independent bookstores.
I don't like the snideness, nor the negativity
I don't think so
I figure I'd go down to Home Depot
I hate your negativity! I hate your reasons why not!
I have very limited breasts, a ginormous ass,
I hear it's terrific.
I know you're trustworthy. I just...
I mean, although Dad tended to carry his weight out in front more,
I mean, can you counsel me on this?
I mean, not in a mean way
I mean, sure, I could say, Yes, I authorize it,
I put in a couple of calls. It shouldn't take too long.
I think it's a beautiful...
I think that's the shit, man.
I'm a great fucking analyst.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I've been doing this Internet dating thing, and I...
In front of me like a shopping cart with a bent wheel.
Intruder!
It's not a phony baloney Hollywood body
It's on to Plan B
It's top secret, baby.
Just..
Let all with one accord rejoice
Let me show you something.
Like the fabled Murrow's Boys,
Linda
Listen, Linda, full disclosure here
Look, Ozzie, I hate to be the paranoid old spook,
Madam, you are mistaken
Mmm hmm.
Mr
Mrs. Pfarrer, what do you do?
My nieces and nephews just love them
My world is bigger than that, Ted.
No question about it. I agree.
No, no, I'm..
No, no, no. Ted, just..
No. No
No. No, no, ma'am. No.
Now give me the fucking floppy or the CD
Of course I do
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
Okay
Okay, Ozzie.
Osborne Cox
Osborne Cox.
Our man did not know what to do.
Sandy
Signals means code, you know
So what's his name?
So, believe me, there's never a wait.
So, Linda, what we're talking about here is four different procedures.
That's fantastic!
That's fine. Thank you, we're done
That's for starters.
The Litzkes have always been big.
Then what are you doing here?
Then why do they have us on this cockamamie health plan?
There are other people
There are the Chinese
There is the woman, the gym woman,
There's a lot more.
They don't just advance people money.
They resist it. They fight it. The bureaucracy is...
This was almost, you could say, it's his job,
Those are outrageous
To give it one more day of reflection
Twenty years of Marshals Service, I never discharged my weapon.
Uh oh
Um...
Up, up, again. And again
Was it? Well, yeah, right
We have... It's not important where...
We know who he is
We were kids, 20s.
Well..
What about our savings...
What are you doing? Shit!
What computer it was created on.
What happened? What's his name?
What is that, Forbo?
What the fuck?
When I asked about that moronic woman.
When?
Who do you work for?
Who is that?
Who the fuck are you? Listen to me.
Why?
Would you like to speak to the billing department or to an agent?
Wow! Well, that's a...
Yeah, I know, but...
Yeah, I'm fine, Ted. I'm sorry
Yeah, that's right. Have a seat.
Yeah? Does that have shell food in it?
Yeah. You're the guy at the gym
Yes, of swimming against the current.
Yes, sir. And we'll interface with the FBI on this dead body
Yes, well, once they're nice and svelte, post op,
Yes! Yes, this is...
Yes?
Yes. I know very well what you represent.
You and I should get things sorted.
You fuckers, I'm back
You kidding? Pull around the corner and we'll do it in the back
You know who I am, I know who you are
You know, I wasn't always a manager at Hardbodies.
You mean, go home and change?
You okay there, Dad?
You think that might be enough carrots?
You're in league with that moronic woman
You're tired?
Your call is important to us.
Your name is Tuchman Marsh?
Your what?
and now he's gone. He's gone. I'm sorry, baby
Come with me into the kitchen. I'm sorry. Was I dominating?
Connie. Yes, sir.
Do you have a pedestrian path or something? Who the fuck is Chad?
I know it's not my work. Ozzie.
I know where he was going. You do?
I know, Ted. I'm going to have to fire him.
They're different things. I know what they are.
Those things aren't cheap. Uh huh!

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