Father of the Bride Part II (1995) Edit

A cottage small is all I'm after

A daughter, independent, self sufficient,

A house that rings with joy and laughter

A lot.

A son blossoming in the middle of middle school;

A whole lot.

A wife I love just as much as the day I married her;

About a thousand.

Actually, I got there on time. I told you this.

After the dust settled, I began to realize what a lucky guy I was.

Ah, okay. Now, I was thinking...

Ah, yes. The key?

All right now. Where's Dad's? Where's Dad's?

All right, boys. Hey, come on, come on. Now, now, fun's over. Let's go.

All right, Franck. Franck, we need you to drive us to the hospital.

All right, here we go. Here we go. Here.

All right, honey. Okay. Okay, okay. It was just a thought. Calm down.

All right. Here's what happened.

All right. I miss the adorable George Banks I used to be married to.

All right. lf it swishes, no problem.

All right. So that would be 11:36.

Almost.

Also, what do they know about raising a kid?

Although God knows I tried to blame him.

Although I have no idea what he did there all day.

Am I nuts, or is this the most beautiful baby ever born?

And 25 more years of moments like this.

And a son in law gainfully employed,

And all of you guys, just pack up your stuff and hit the road!

And all your pamphlets on becoming a mommy again...

And completely paid for;

And do you know how I spell relief? V A T S N I K.

And Dr. Brooks Wait a minute.

And even allowed me back into our bedroom for our last night at 24 Maple Drive.

And Franck started giving decorating tips.

And guess who I saw on the cover of Longevity magazine.

And he wanted you here for support in case I flipped out.

And here's the bill. Ju Just don't go nuts, George.

And I could prove it.

And I couldn't help thinking what a charmed life I was leading.

And I don't want to bring my baby home from the hospital to a condo on the beach.

And I don't want you to ever resent me, ever.

And I got angry and got in my car. I didn't know where to go.

And I really appreciate you asking me how I feel about all this, especially since...

And I saw your hair blowing out the side of the window, and

And I wanna pull into this driveway,

And I, for one, would hate it if they moved.

And I'm just very much alone.

And I'm sorry I've been such a jerk.

And if it doesn't go back up in a couple of minutes, I wanna do a C section...

And it was time to say good bye.

And it's hard to see out the rear view, so go slow and let people pass you.

And just direct your feet

And life is like a song

And my favorite father of the bride.

And my wife wants flower dishes in kitchen.

And now to get saddled with a baby even before her career takes off.

And of his parents, and how moving so far away would be so hard on everyone.

And saw the tray of uneaten lasagna.

And says I have as much promise as anyone she's hired since she's been at the firm.

And since neither of us want to forfeit our names,

And since we had nowhere to live, she also arranged for us to stay at the MacKenzie's...

And suddenly, I was tired.

And thanks.

And that I should think of you guys...

And that started me thinking.

And that's when they lowered the boom on me.

And the baby's just not handling it as well as we'd like.

And the older they get, the more they cost.

And the one you love in sight

And the women were worse.

And then I thought about baby number three...

And very often, out of town on business.

And wasn't Bryan the one who said you were a gifted architect...

And we move. Okay. And a running start.

And we're still debating between Lucy and Fanny.

And weighing in at 128 and 132 pounds respectively.

And went to every imaginable take out restaurant in the city.

And when you get through with that limo, send it back for us.

And when you left, I watched you get in your V.W. bug...

And wouldn't you move for him if he was the one being offered the promotion?

And you started to drive off, and I just got afraid I'd never see you again.

And, George? George.

And, uh, your mom and I were all alone in the house.

And, uh, your mom and I were all alone in the house.

And, what do you mean we haven't done it in six weeks? What about that little escapade in the kitchen?

And, you know, I don't think that qualifies me for the Guinness Book Of Records, George.

Ann, you have to go. This is not the Dark Ages.

Annie and Nina dealt with the heat by adding extra air conditioners to the house,

Annie says he looks just like you.

Annie? Oh. Annie, don't Don't cry, honey.

Annie's doing great. Now, the contractions are still irregular,

Annie's just a kid herself. I mean, she graduates college and marries the first guy she meets.

Anything I wanted.

Are over

Are over

Are you feeling all right?

Are you sure? We have a lot of false alarms in our family.

As I headed off to work.

As I watched the kids pull out of the driveway, I got an all too familiar pain in my gut.

As long as the big news wasn't that my daughter was moving 3,000 miles away,

As luck would have it, termites attacked two weeks later.

As the days rolled by and nothing happened,

At last

At last

At least he won't have to worry about us hearing him come in late.

At this point I hadn't slept in 48 hours.

Beats the heart of a 1950s husband that just expects me to take a backseat to his career.

Because if you think I am, I won't go. I won't.

Before we knew it, it was spring.

Before we knew it, two months had passed,

Believe it or not, your father and I

Believe me, I never take pills myself neither. But sometimes, I need to rest.

Bet you can't do this. I can teach you that.

Boston.

Boy. For how much?

Bring it back!

Bryan and I got in a fight.

Bryan called and said to be here at 6:00 sharp,

Bryan was called to an emergency meeting in Japan, and since Annie's doctor assured us...

Bummer Man, he delivers.

But being the great woman that she is, she went with the flow...

But don't get me wrong. I'm into it.

But eventually life got back to normal, which is exactly the way I prefer life to be.

But go, go. I'm fine. And, oh, check on Matty, honey.

But here I am at the age I am, and I'm pregnant.

But I Whoops! I caught a cold from your house.

But I couldn't sleep.

But I didn't mean it.

But I keep thinking any minute one of 'em's gonna go into labor and I'll just end up

But I'm sure she's not gonna mind. Oh, God. Oh, George.

But never for one millisecond of one day...

But nothing, absolutely nothing, could've prepared me for what I was about to hear.

But now I'm not afraid

But now, well I rush home to tell him the news, and as soon as I say the word ''Boston,'' his face drops.

But since you obviously don't want the house, I have the perfect solution.

But they're getting kind of intense, so it could take just a few more hours.

But this is what I suggest.

But trust me, there are no funny side effects. I've been taking them for years.

But we need house a week from Wednesday or no deal.

But what do we have? We have at least 90 days before we have to move. Am I right, George?

But with the baby coming, he figured I wouldn't wanna go.

But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.

But, George, for weeks you've been telling me how young you are.

But, George, we haven't even started looking.

But, you know, he's an artist. He can do anything he wants.

But, you know, that'll be great to see another kid in cap and gown,

Bye, Daddy. I love you.

Bye, Megan. Call me, okay?

Calling me ''Banks'' was never a good sign.

Can I tell the difference? What did you do? ls it Is it permanent?

Can you believe the same doctor who delivered Annie is going to be delivering her baby?

Can't you hear the pitter pat

Can't you see him walking around the house with his little ascot?

Careful with the dishes.

Come here, you angels.

Come on, Annie. Come on.

Come on, George. Hurry up. ''Quick ah.''

Come on! Picasso had children well into his seventies.

Come on. Get off the bed. Off the bed. Now, come on.

Come on. I I don't wanna have to get tough.

Come on. No more tears. We're on to bigger and better things.

Come on. Off. Come Oh, forget it.

Come on. Rise and shine, you big white haired man.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. How's Annie?

Dad, if

Dad, it's a boy. We have a son.

Dad, keys!

Dad, tell me. Am I being unreasonable to want to go?

Dad, there's one more thing we have to do before we go.

Dad, they live a mile from here.

Dad, where've you been? I'm late for camp!

Dad, you better discuss this with Mom.

Dad, you gotta see him.

Dad? Dad!

Did I give that to you? Ah, okay. Oh, sorry.

Did I give that to you? Ah, okay. Oh, sorry.

Did you tell your dad?

Dishes. For the dishes. For the house, we pay what you ask and no more.

Do me a favor. Don't follow me, Banks! No!

Do the baby workout Make the babies gleeful

Do you think it's what we think it is?

Doesn't mean you couldn't design a skysc****r.

Don't ''George'' me, you two timing Mata Hari.

Don't! Josh! No! No! No!

Dr. Brooks said she's absolutely fantastic.

Dr. Eisenberg,

Drop that boy on me. Am I moving?

Every night we laid out our clothes so we could grab them in a hurry.

Every party has a pooper That's why we invited you

Every party has a pooper That's why we invited you George Banks

Every time I saw her, I had to remind myself she was a married woman.

Everyone beneath the sun must find a way

Everything's going beautifully with Annie. Her labor's progressing very well.

Exactly.

Excuse me! Do I know you?

Excuse, please?

Father of the bride.

Father of the Year.

Fine.

Fine. I I'll sleep on the floor. Huh?

First thing I did was apologize to Nina.

First your hair, and then this, uh, thing.

First, the heating went, then the gas thing broke and the plumbing froze.

Firstly, if it were me, you know,

Folks are blessed who make the best of every day

For whatever inconvenience moving too quickly may cause you, George.

Fortunately, my daughter was kind enough to put her old man up for the night.

Four, five, six,

Franck and his crew were working around the clock to have the baby's room ready by D day.

Franck Banks. It's got kind of a continental ring to it, don't you think?

Franck! Franck! Franck, we need you. Could you drive us to the hospital, Franck?

Franck! Wrong way!

Free from the care and strife

From The Mod Squad?

Gee, that's, uh That's ten days from now. That's kinda quick.

George, go check on Annie.

George, I have all the symptoms.

George, I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Habib.

George, just another day ago,

George, Nina. You already have Matty to carry on the family name.

George, what is it? What What are you thinking?

George! Turn the air conditioning up on your way out. It's stifling in here.

George! Wake up! Please, wake up!

George? Oh, he's thrilled.

George.

George. George. You haven't been the same since the day you found out Annie was pregnant.

George. Sorry, George.

Get ahold of yourself. Now, listen, I want you to pay attention...

Get away! I don't like what you say! Now, leg up

Give me the simple life

Give me the simple life

Give me the simple life

Go on. Don't worry. I'm on the case.

Go to Mom. I'll be fine.

Go up and see Mommy.

Good. I didn't even get undressed this time.

Got me. Do it again. Hey, do it again. Come on.

Grab your coat and get your hat

Grab your coat and get your hat

Great. Really energized. Bryan's coming home tomorrow.

Growing old isn't what it used to be. Well, it's true.

Harley? Honey. Oh, George. This has been a very big day for you.

Have a good day at work, George.

Have you got the stroller?

He did? What?

He probably just wants to tell us what to expect un well, unless

He said he could not sleep, but two Vatsnik is like, ''Good bye, George, see you next Thursday.''

He thought it would be wise for us to come in together as soon as possible.

He's so cute. Seven pounds, nine ounces.

Hello! It's fabric day.

Hello! Who you?

Hello? Oh, hi, honey.

Hello? Oh. Sally!

Hello. How do you do? Nice to meet you. This is my son Matty and his friend Justin.

Her cervix is already dilated five centimeters.

Her husband could call me anything he wanted.

Here my little girl was playing house, and he had the nerve to

Here we go. Here we go. Dinnertime. Dinnertime. All right.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, can't a man make love to his wife without something having gotten into him?

Hey, guys. Don't worry about a thing.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop!

Hey, hey, hey. Didn't we just pay 900 bucks to have this roof fixed?

Hey, hey!

Hey, I can work out of Boston just as easy as I can work out of L.A.

Hey, listen to this. Luxury beach condo. Marina views.

Hey, man, what's with that face, huh?

Hey, Nina, are you okay? I mean, you don't look so good.

Hey, puppy, puppy, puppy.

Hey, stop! Stop. Stop!

Hey, that's a nice accent, man. What planet are you from, huh?

Hey, what are we, the Schmaltz family?

Hey, you got a problem, loser?

Hey, you guys go ahead. It's not up to me.

Hey, you know what. They don't need any more suggestions. Their list is fine.

Hey, you're already laughing at me. What took you so long? Hey.

Hey, you're the one who always said that one day before you're old you wanna live by the ocean.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Yeah, I got ya. I got ya.

Hi, beauty. Hi.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, honey. Oh, don't worry, okay? I'm sure nothing's wrong.

Hi, sweetie. Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hmm.

Hmm. Well, here goes.

Hold on. What are we saying? You're not gonna hyphenate the last name? When did this happen?

Honey, are you sure you didn't pack the Pepto Bismol?

Honey, do something. They look sad.

Honey, I'm going through menopause.

Honey, last year you said you wanted to be buried in the backyard.

Honey, you got me worried. I don't know. You dyed your hair. You sold our house.

How could this happen, Nina Dickerson?

How do you feel about it?

How many times do you think we've played out here?

How to pass behind your back, how to sink it shooting backwards.

How's the maternity department doing?

Huh? Okay. Thank you.

Huh? What What are you Are you crazy, honey?

Huh. All alone. Hmm.

I I built this fence.

I admit it took me a while to recover from the wedding,

I broke that window with a frisbee!

I called her, but she refused to pick up the phone.

I can teach you all kinds of tricks.

I can't seem to shake this thing. I just don't feel right.

I did the unthinkable.

I didn't know what the doctor was about to tell us.

I don't believe in frettin' and grievin'

I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle.

I don't know what I was gonna say.

I don't know what I'm doing exactly, but I will keep doing that. You know that.

I don't know, honey. Just push 'em off.

I don't know, sometimes I, I think I would just like to wash my hands of this whole thing.

I don't know. I feel kind of dizzy.

I don't know. I mean, if we sold the place, then we won't have room for the baby.

I don't look too old to be your father, do I?

I don't see enough of an improvement, Nina. Let's get you delivered.

I don't think he used a home pregnancy test, George. No.

I felt for the first time ahead of the game.

I felt for the first time ahead of the game.

I found myself watching Annie as if she were a time bomb.

I got ya. I got ya.

I got you something totally great. I found it at Victoria's Secret.

I gotta I gotta lay down. Just come on. Let's move over.

I guess I just assumed we'd have a little more warning.

I guess we're off.

I had a wonderful home filled with memories,

I have complete confidence in him.

I have someone that I'd like you to meet.

I haven't had a chance to kiss my grandson good bye yet.

I haven't just felt myself lately, but pregnant?

I hired Franck to surprise the girls with a double baby shower.

I I just didn't think I'd get so emotional about this whole thing.

I just God. I can't believe it, huh? Yikes!

I just I think we should think about things, okay?

I just don't want you to ever resent me for this.

I just feel that it's more important that I stay with your wife.

I just finished paying for the wedding.

I know how old I am, George. I've already been the mother of the bride.

I know it's a lot to deal with, but we'll just we'll just let it sink in, all right?

I know.

I know.

I know. I don't really feel so good.

I know. Me too. That's what I thought.

I know. That's what I was wondering. What are we celebrating, dear?

I laid these bricks with my own two hands.

I laid those bricks, I planted those pansies,

I like the low road

I like the simple life

I love girls.

I love you, Daddy.

I may be your nephew's mother, but I'm still your big sister.

I mean it. It's perfect.

I mean, can you imagine if that were true?

I mean, it's the Leave It To Beaver house that everybody wants.

I mean, let's face it. Between us, we're almost a hundred years old.

I mean, the baby's just as much a Banks as it is a MacKenzie, isn't it?

I mean, there He's the one guy in history who had kids into his seventies.

I mean, they didn't plan for this. They don't have a nest egg.

I mean, this is the kind of opportunity everybody dreams about, and we're talking Massachusetts here, not Mars.

I mean, who needs this old shack? Look at it.

I mean, you couldn't be.

I mean, you know what's gonna happen, don't you?

I need to be there right after the baby's born, by October.

I never liked that Bryan MacKenzie.

I never saw anything like it. He said, ''Pass the rolls.''

I never thought I'd say this, but that whole experience Pas a piece of cake...

I never was cut out to step and strut out

I painted those shutters, I broke that window!

I planted this grass.

I shook the man's hand and promised to be out in ten days.

I still wants to be in their number

I swear to God, this house is starting to fall apart.

I swear, we haven't done it in six weeks.

I tied their shoes, massaged their backs, painted their toenails...

I turned down profit of 50,000 on lot.

I used to walk in the shade

I wanna drive down that street,

I was a mere five years away from freedom.

I was afraid to go in. And I

I was completely kidding myself. When I was working out at the gym, there were 60 year olds more buff than me.

I was feeling on top of the world.

I was worried I wouldn't have what it takes,

I wasn't used to being the calm one.

I went after her, but it didn't do much good.

I will.

I will. Congratulations.

I'd like to turn her over to the chief resident.

I'd never seen Nina so unglued.

I'll I'll go stay in one of the other seven bedrooms.

I'll admit we got a little carried away, and it wasn't even all Franck's fault,

I'll be able to do it again. I'm sure I can.

I'll be filling in for Dr. Brooks today.

I'll be rich as that Trump fella

I'm a grandfather.

I'm begging you. Sell me back my home.

I'm due September 4, Labor Day.

I'm fine.

I'm four foot six. I don't shave.

I'm going to sing as loud as thunder

I'm gonna be a grandmother.

I'm gonna go catch a few winks before I

I'm gonna miss you guys.

I'm happy and I'm feeling nervous...

I'm hot!

I'm just You know, I'm just a, a regular Joe.

I'm late. I'm weepy all the time. I'm hot and dizzy.

I'm not gonna dig up that parakeet from the backyard.

I'm so happy that you like the room, George.

I'm sorry I can't stay, George,

I'm sorry, Dad, but I just thought it was another goofy idea like your hair.

I'm sure I'm gonna be fine. I hope.

I'm talking about the rest of it, like the next 18 years part.

I'm the one who's going to be having the baby.

I'm too tired to ''kovick ah.''

I've delivered over the last 20 years?

I've gotta go. Yeah. And thank you so much, Bryan.

I've never been through menopause before, you know.

If it wasn't for this kid coming into our lives, none of this would ever have happened.

If one more thing goes wrong with this house, we'll put it up for sale.

If the baby's heart rate doesn't go up, how long does it take to

If the same thing happened to me, you'd come with me anytime, anywhere.

Imagine running into you here of all places. This is our home away from home.

In a minute.

In fact, do me a favor. Maybe you open it after I leave.

In our sixties, when he graduates college.

In spite of myself, I had actually begun to grow somewhat fond of Bryan MacKenzie.

Including the women in my life.

Is that supposed to be me?

Is that, uh, TV still on the blink? Because I have time now, I

Is there somethin' weird about that?

Isn't it just amazing?

It is if you want it to be. The new, permanent, young and improved...

It just seemed like a crazy time to move to sub zero weather and a city full of strangers,

It makes you look younger too, you know?

It was about a year ago when it all started.

It was at that moment, with my daughter in one arm and my grandson in the other,

It was going to be a long night. Just the four of us in the old MacKenzie mansion.

It was like that old joke: ''All those who think they have it made, take one step forward.

It's a girl.

It's about that time.

It's almost over. Down to nothing. There we are.

It's an awfully long last name, George.

It's just, uh, I have this funny pain. It's kinda sharp.

It's like under that mellow, '90s Gap ad exterior of his...

It's so obvious. I don't know why I didn't realize it before.

It's wonderful. Give Annie a kiss for me.

Just You know what? Keep them. They're very mild.

Just because we're getting older, it doesn't mean that we're old. This is the '90s.

Just Just Just try to remember, uh, what you feel right at this minute, okay?

Just like your kid, you know, at least in front of his friends.

Just promise me promise me you'll stay with Annie, George. She needs you.

Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes

Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes

Just you and me at the old house.

Keep breathing. It's almost over.

Kid's gonna love spending his adolescence in a retirement home.

Kid's gonna sound like a law firm.

Kids, you're gonna have a baby.

Leave your worries on the doorstep

Leave your worries on the doorstep

Left, right. Right.

Leg cramps, backaches and cravings.

Let's not be so by the book, you know. Let's Let's be adventurous. Let's loosen up.

Life can be so sweet

Life could be thrilling with one who's willing

Life was hectic,

Life was sweet.

Little tin soldier Happy tin soldier

Living by their own philosophy

Lock the doors! Quick! Quick!

Look who's back from the dead.

Look who's walking all by himself! Let's go over here, George.

Look, Dad, I can dribble. Watch.

Married, working, happy;

Matthew and I are gonna go to the cafeteria for some Coca Colas.

Maybe I'd take up fly fishing,

Megan if it's a girl, and Franck if it's a boy.

Megan, you wanna see the court? I don't think you've seen it yet.

Mm hmm.

Mom?

Mother and daughter are pregnant together? Oh!

Mr. Banks, I'm concerned your wife's going to need to be delivered in the next few minutes...

Mr. Banks?

Mr. Habib is willing to pay a generous bonus...

Mr. Habib, please.

Mr. Habib, you didn't tell me you were gonna tear down the house.

My blouse.

My love has come along

My mission was to keep them calm and comfortable.

My pleasure.

My, my, my. This is a new and improved George Banks.

New wives. Young wives. Just

Nina and Annie were doing great, right on schedule...

Nina was glowing.

Nina was less than thrilled about our abbreviated escrow.

Nina was showing a few of her friends the new baby's room...

Nina, come on. They're gonna be here any minute.

Nina, George.

Nina, get a grip. I'm not gonna go into hock...

Nina, listen. Matty's in school every day 'til 6:00.

Nina, this is this is no good. We got to get another doctor. She looks younger than Annie.

Nina, you don't think Annie's been transferred back East, do you?

Nina, your contractions are really close together...

No, it's just that I was beginning to feel like we were approaching...

No, no, Franck. Not this time. No more parties. No way. N O.

No, no, I'm fine.

No, no, no, no. My My daughter's in labor. My son in law's not here.

No, your kid's uncle or aunt.

No. I mean, I assume this is absolutely routine. I don't know, honey.

No. No, sir. You may not be excused.

Not counting the two I delivered this morning.

Not from the moment I laid eyes on him.

Not one that's spacious and wide

Not swishes! Just goes in! Well.

Not to mention, we will be like the oldest parents ever at the starting gate.

Not yet. They're from my country. They're not exactly legal.

Nothing's been decided yet, Dad. It's just that...

Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?

Now to be all the way back at the starting gate?

Now you're telling me you wanna sell the place?

Now, at least going to the movies, that'll be economical.

Now, I know you, and I know it takes you a long time to work these things out.

Now, I'm okay. I can handle this. Can you?

Now, I've mapped out the various routes to the hospital. We can, uh Oh, it's just, uh

Now, the way she's going, your baby could be born before your grandchild.

Now, you want to double that, I consider selling back.

Of ''Every party has a pooper'' that I got woozy again.

Of course she's feeling all right. Look at her. She never looked better.

Of course. I will hang in until I hear those babies cry.

Off the bed! Come on! Off!

Oh, all right. One more kiss, you maniac.

Oh, believe me, Nina, you can jack up an escrow six months, if you need to.

Oh, boy.

Oh, but, honey, I don't wanna be left alone in this big room. I don't feel good.

Oh, by eight years. You're much younger than Jack Nicholson.

Oh, George, don't do this! I am not a husband! I am not a father! I'm not a 9 1 1 man!

Oh, George, honey. It's really happening. This is it. Now, Franck.

Oh, George, I haven't packed my bag.

Oh, George, you need your rest. You do.

Oh, George! I have a great idea.

Oh, gosh, that must be him.

Oh, hey, you're wearing Sidekicks.

Oh, I haven't slept in three days. You know, I try to sleep at work,

Oh, I know what's wrong with me.

Oh, I know. I have an idea. What if after they fall asleep, you just lift them off?

Oh, I love that so much! Mother of the bride and a mommy! Get out of town!

Oh, I see. You're not happy that your daughter is going to be having a baby?

Oh, I'm so naive.

Oh, man. This was a life curve I was not ready for.

Oh, Mom, did you get a picture of the tree?

Oh, Mr. Lemisch.

Oh, my.

Oh, Nina. You can't be going through menopause. My mother went through menopause.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Their kid will be your brother or sister and our kid's cousin?

Oh, no, no, no. I don't take sleeping pills.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, I'm perfectly fine.

Oh, no. Oh, George. We're almost there!

Oh, now my stomach hurts. Where'd you put my Tums?

Oh, okay Oh. Whoa.

Oh, please. That was a stupid nothing. I mean, that was a moment of pure insanity.

Oh, Sally, hi. I have the best news. Guess what.

Oh, so we're too old for this. ls that what you're trying to tell me, George?

Oh, so we're too old for this. ls that what you're trying to tell me, George?

Oh, sure. Anything you say, George. You're the boss.

Oh, that's good. That's good!

Oh, there they are. I just I just don't wanna hear the word ''Boston,'' that's all.

Oh, uh, hi.

Oh, uh, Mr. Habib, this is my daughter Annie.

Oh, well, coming from you, George Banks, that that means a lot.

Oh, well, good! Honey, dinner's ready.

Oh, what are Vatsnik anyway? I've never heard of it. Are they prescription?

Oh, when the saints go marchin' in

Oh, when the saints go marchin' in

Oh, when the sun refuse to shine

Oh, when the sun refuse to shine

Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.

Oh, yeah, of course, a a house is definitely good.

Oh, yeah, of course. I'll just lift 'em off. What are you, nuts?

Oh, yeah! Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. I got it. Somewhere.

Oh, yeah. Okay. He's going to be fine. Don't you worry.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! He got me.

Oh! Oh, my God!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Gotta go get dinner.

Oh! Ow!

Oh.

Oh. Oh, George.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Would you tell Nina she has a grandson?

Ohh!

Ohh! Oh.

Ohh.

Okay, come on, guys. Get off. Let's go. Off.

Okay, George, this is it. The baby suite is finished.

Okay, gimme a kiss. Gimme a kiss. I love you.

Okay, hang in there. A little more.

Okay, I'll make ya a deal.

Okay, keep breathing. You're gonna be just fine.

Okay, let's finish your science project.

Okay, let's go across the hall. I'll see what's going on.

Okay, okay. Any day now!

Okay, open up.

Okay, the worst is over.

Okay, the worst is over. Almost gone, honey.

Okay, well, remember. If you're ever up for a 3:00 a.m. feeding, it'll be 6:00 in Boston.

Okay, you're doing great. Just breathe in. And now breathe out.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I'm okay.

Okay. We'll be right down.

Okay. Why don't you go congratulate Mrs. Banks and I'll check on Annie.

On the sunny side of the street

Once I get her in the operating room, I can have the baby out in 60 seconds if I have to.

One person from my level to be part of a design team...

One would have thought nothing on earth could have topped this moment.

One, two,

Only problem was, I didn't have the nerve to tell Nina.

Ouch. O U C H.

Peggy Lipton.

People, please, we got a pregnant lady here. Can we get a move on?

Perfect timing, huh? Labor Day. You know, we should go now.

Perfect. She's just perfect.

Phil, look at me. I'm about to be a grandfather.

Plan ''F,'' uh, route ''B.''

Please pass the rolls.

Please, George. I mean, now you wanna live at the beach?

Plus, to live in Boston. I love Boston.

Preg

Prop that pillow up under my foot, would you please?

Really, Dad, I can handle this now. You stay with Mom.

Really, George? You?

Really, George. They have more money than we had at their age.

Refreshed and replenished and ''roaring'' to go.

Remember, you told me I'd know you because you'd be wearing that red turtleneck?

Right turn here. Right!

Right. And now with an attitude.

See you, George.

See, I demolish house, build two in its place. This a great piece of land.

See?

Sell the house back to me! I still have your check here in my wallet.

Seven thousand

She said it took years off my face.

She's been kind of emotional lately.

She's perfect.

She's putting on a gown and getting hooked up to a fetal monitor.

Slow down, kids. This is our stop.

So all you guys, get a move on!

So Bryan doesn't wanna go?

So how 'bout you? Nothing is wrong, I hopes? Your health is good?

So I come down here, I valet park, and bongo, Cher Bono.

So I take a half a Vatsnik, close my eyes, and I wake up a new man,

So I thought I'd take a couple of very mild sleeping pills.

So I'm just gonna check now to see what kind of progress you're making, okay?

So in answer to your question, I'm very happy!

So just come on. Let's go! I mean it. Amscray!

So just, um, just remind her now to relax between contractions, okay?

So tell us, have you thought of any names for the baby yet?

So what do you think? You think we have the stamina to have a baby?

So what is it, Annie? What's the news?

So what is it? Did he find anything?

So what's going on? What'd the doctor say?

So when's your baby due, Mrs. Banks?

So, any news at work? Any Any news? Any anything?

So, do you wanna, you know

So, ju You just

So, our kids will be what? Not brother and sister. That's wrong.

So, uh, tell us. Uh, what is it? We can handle it.

So, well, here you are. And, uh, here you go.

So, why don't we drop this Banks MacKenzie business and...

So, you know, don't hesitate.

Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant

Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant

Some like the high road

Something showed up on my blood test that was too horrible to tell me over the phone,

Soon I'd be a father with one kid married and the other off in college.

Sorry to interrupt.

Sorry, George. I didn't mean to be so lame.

Sorry, Maple Drive's closed. You'll have to use the detour.

Sounds corny and seedy But, yes, indeedy

Still trying to redeem myself,

Stood in the window and I watched you walk to that booth in the back.

Stop acting like this isn't happening.

Stop! Stop that ball! Stop it! Stop that!

Sure I may have been a little out of shape, but I was still young.

Take care!

Tell her I'm fine, all right? Oh, boy.

Th Thank you, Matthew. We realize that. We We also like Phoebe and Sophie.

Thank you, honey. Oh!

Thank you, yes. Oh, and George,

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks for marrying me, Nina.

Thanks for telling me this, George.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That big parenting finishing line.

That he and Annie have some important news to tell us.

That I realized life isn't gonna get much better than this.

That I wouldn't be the same for the next one.

That is not funny, George. I'm not gonna listen to you.

That this was a possibility one day, and Bryan knew it too.

That was short, but horrible.

That's a good dog. Oh!

That's all. Okay, here we are, honey.

That's exactly what I said.

That's gonna design the new Boston Museum of Contemporary Art, and she picked me.

That's it.

That's my girl. That's my girl.

That's not what I was thinking.

That's right, Grandma. I'm not.

That's right, honey, because we won't be able to hear, right?

That's the big news? A house? Man, I thought you guys were gonna have a baby.

That's what we were hoping for.

That's when I almost ran you over.

The Oh! The beach? Mr. Sunscreen?

The baby has hiccups.

The baby is due July 26, and I like that 'cause that's a good even number.

The baby's heart rate has dropped. Now, we're gonna watch it carefully...

The best sleeping pill in the whole wide world. I swear by them.

The doctor didn't give you any indication of why he wanted me to come with you?

The doctor seems pretty together.

The girls fell right to sleep...

The guy paid you $15,000 extra to be out of the house in ten days?

The Habibs would like to buy the house, George. It's exactly what they've been looking for.

The one I always got when I did something for one of the kids that fell under the heading of,

The one you showed up an hour late for?

The stork was not only on his way, he was circling the neighborhood.

Then I told her I bought the new baby a present.

Then it dawned on me.

Then it'll be a week every other summer. Next thing you know, we're strangers.

Then move aside, George, 'cause I going to level the place.

Then she said the great part. She said that she's been asked to select...

Then, uh, one thing leads to another. And then the next thing you know, hey.

There she was, my Annie.

There we go. More ice.