A baby? from Ted 2 (2015)
A baby? Like really? from Ted 2 (2015)
A broken marriage and make it work again? from Ted 2 (2015)
A German shepherd and a baby, together. from Ted 2 (2015)
A ha! What it is, man! Dynomite. from Ted 2 (2015)
A ha. They got him. from Ted 2 (2015)
A hundred and fifty years ago from Ted 2 (2015)
A little bit. I learned when I was a kid. from Ted 2 (2015)
A little boy named John Bennett made a wish from Ted 2 (2015)
A lube or something? A magazine? from Ted 2 (2015)
A non entity with no rights under the law. from Ted 2 (2015)
A slave by the name of Dred Scott from Ted 2 (2015)
A synthetic cotton poly blend. from Ted 2 (2015)
A talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, from Ted 2 (2015)
A whole hallway with our conversation. from Ted 2 (2015)
About every chick that throws herself at you. from Ted 2 (2015)
Across the world, fucking Thomas Jefferson. from Ted 2 (2015)
After all, you know, Ted spent many years from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah, Ms. Jackson. Do come in. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah, rock on, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah, she won't notice. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah, you hear that, Johnny? from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah! from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah! Ah! Shit, Shit, Shit! from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah! Oh, Shit! from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ah. from Ted 2 (2015)
All I know is I feel stuff. from Ted 2 (2015)
All I know is I feel stuff. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, come in. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, fine, I will. Just stop looking at that shit, please! from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, great. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, I got Dred Scott v. Sandford, Plessy v. Ferguson from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, I'll help you. But we got to have a game plan. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, let's do this. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, let's go. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, let's start with a person. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, Starbucks. Okay, now, who's in the Starbucks? from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, there, you happy? from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, two can play this Where's Waldo shit, you son of a bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, we've heard from these guys. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, yeah, thanks. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right, you ready? Yep. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right? I was just hurting because I knew I'd lost. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right. I think I can handle the defense. from Ted 2 (2015)
All right. I'll shoot him an e mail right now, from Ted 2 (2015)
All right. We'll be back tomorrow afternoon. from Ted 2 (2015)
ALLISON: Sorry, buddy. No can do. from Ted 2 (2015)
An ability to understand complex emotions from Ted 2 (2015)
And (GASPS) he had a dick! He had an awesome dick! from Ted 2 (2015)
And a capacity for empathy. from Ted 2 (2015)
And a gun, to protect us all! from Ted 2 (2015)
And a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. from Ted 2 (2015)
And America doesn't give a shit about anything. from Ted 2 (2015)
And as history has shown us, that wasn'tjustice from Ted 2 (2015)
And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, from Ted 2 (2015)
And Brown v. the Board of Education. from Ted 2 (2015)
And for what it's worth, as far as I'm concerned, from Ted 2 (2015)
And forget about the most important aspect of this case. from Ted 2 (2015)
And found me love I thought was here to stay from Ted 2 (2015)
And from what I know about you, from Ted 2 (2015)
And give Sam and Diane here some alone time, eh? from Ted 2 (2015)
And honest to God, from Ted 2 (2015)
And I believe that a just court must, by definition, from Ted 2 (2015)
And I bet you can't even spot him. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I don't think I ought to be treated any different. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I have. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I know who my friends are. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I own four houses on Baltic Ave. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I say that's a violation of the Constitution. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I swear to God, if we lose, from Ted 2 (2015)
And I tried, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)
And I would get a more experienced lawyer in return. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I... I can't believe it's official. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I'll be back with $200. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I'll stick a bottle of Newman's Own in you. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I'm afraid this isn't gonna work out. from Ted 2 (2015)
And I'm gonna see if I can find a soda can or something from Ted 2 (2015)
And I've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm. from Ted 2 (2015)
And if I may inquire, from Ted 2 (2015)
And if that is not big enough news, from Ted 2 (2015)
And in the naive minds of sheltered innocents. from Ted 2 (2015)
And is that enforced by law? from Ted 2 (2015)
And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life, from Ted 2 (2015)
And it was one of the best highs I ever had. from Ted 2 (2015)
And it's all up to him now. from Ted 2 (2015)
And it's happening again today. from Ted 2 (2015)
And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE) from Ted 2 (2015)
And lock up minorities for no good legal reason. from Ted 2 (2015)
And make me come down there, tough guy? from Ted 2 (2015)
And making them watch Tyler Perry. from Ted 2 (2015)
And my fucking nose came off. from Ted 2 (2015)
And my sperm count's a little low. from Ted 2 (2015)
And no matter how many from Ted 2 (2015)
And not because some of you might laugh from Ted 2 (2015)
And pass things over to DJ Nightshade. from Ted 2 (2015)
And plus, after seeing your laptop, from Ted 2 (2015)
And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero! from Ted 2 (2015)
And remember, you're the one from Ted 2 (2015)
And saving it up for you know who from Ted 2 (2015)
And see if I can stop by tonight. from Ted 2 (2015)
And she's probably still fucking billing us! from Ted 2 (2015)
And sneak out with the sperm. it'll be easy! from Ted 2 (2015)
And somebody handed ner a bunch of balloons from Ted 2 (2015)
And soon afterward, they adopted a fine, young baby boy. from Ted 2 (2015)
And that, in the eyes of the world, I'll always be property. from Ted 2 (2015)
And that's all that's important. from Ted 2 (2015)
And that's at rest. from Ted 2 (2015)
And The Importance of Being Earnest, which was very disappointing. from Ted 2 (2015)
And the Thirteenth Amendment did so many years ago. from Ted 2 (2015)
And then we're gonna make millions of Teds. from Ted 2 (2015)
And then you would get a hungry, young attorney from Ted 2 (2015)
And there is our first impression. from Ted 2 (2015)
And think how awesome the baby will be. from Ted 2 (2015)
And this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! from Ted 2 (2015)
And this man, sitting next to me, from Ted 2 (2015)
And unfortunately, the public doesn'tjudge by reason. from Ted 2 (2015)
And vetted your personal histories, from Ted 2 (2015)
And we ain't fought in, like, a week. from Ted 2 (2015)
And what is that stuffing made of? from Ted 2 (2015)
And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase. from Ted 2 (2015)
And when the next conflict comes along, from Ted 2 (2015)
And while I'm sympathetic to your cause, from Ted 2 (2015)
And why would we do this? from Ted 2 (2015)
And will be recognized in the terms set from Ted 2 (2015)
And yet, on this bright, sunny, Boston afternoon, from Ted 2 (2015)
And you can't appeal an emotional conviction. from Ted 2 (2015)
And you gave up your own life to save mine. from Ted 2 (2015)
And you get the best lawyer in the world on the defense. from Ted 2 (2015)
And you guys can do all kinds of drugs together. from Ted 2 (2015)
And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority. from Ted 2 (2015)
And you're not a cheater. I mean, I think your balls are perfect. from Ted 2 (2015)
And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, from Ted 2 (2015)
And your air conditioner's making aloud noise from Ted 2 (2015)
And, honestly, it's the more serious one. from Ted 2 (2015)
And, look, regardless of all this shit, from Ted 2 (2015)
And, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled. from Ted 2 (2015)
And, uh, I won't be followed? from Ted 2 (2015)
And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage? from Ted 2 (2015)
And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think from Ted 2 (2015)
And... (WHOOSHES) Gone! from Ted 2 (2015)
Anyone who can inspire that kind of love in another person from Ted 2 (2015)
Apollo Creed Clubber Lang. from Ted 2 (2015)
Are any of you gonna sit there and tell me from Ted 2 (2015)
Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you gonna let me finish talking? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you gonna let me finish talking? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you hard? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you okay? Johnny, you all right? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you still shaking off that hangover from the bachelor party? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you submitting? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you sure you can get him? from Ted 2 (2015)
Are you Ted? from Ted 2 (2015)
Argues that the standards for personhood include self awareness, from Ted 2 (2015)
Arizona State. Hey, now many times you been fucked on a houseboat? from Ted 2 (2015)
As an actor, you rely on subtle from Ted 2 (2015)
As far as I'm concerned, from Ted 2 (2015)
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, from Ted 2 (2015)
As much as anybody I've ever known. from Ted 2 (2015)
As one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ask me when will the day be from Ted 2 (2015)
Assisting in the betterment of your race. from Ted 2 (2015)
At his office in New York. from Ted 2 (2015)
At least you figured it out early. from Ted 2 (2015)
At my friend's apartment, if you wanna join. from Ted 2 (2015)
At one point in your career that would've been enough. from Ted 2 (2015)
At the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. from Ted 2 (2015)
At this very low point in my life, from Ted 2 (2015)
Attention, everyone. IVlay I have your attention, please. from Ted 2 (2015)
Au right. from Ted 2 (2015)
Aw, buddy, I love you for that. from Ted 2 (2015)
Aw, come on, pal. Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)
Aware of his own consciousness. from Ted 2 (2015)
Aware of his own consciousness. from Ted 2 (2015)
Baby, we're gonna be fine. from Ted 2 (2015)
Baggins, Plissken, Ventura, Montoya, Burgundy, from Ted 2 (2015)
Bah, bah, bah! from Ted 2 (2015)
Bam! from Ted 2 (2015)
Bang. from Ted 2 (2015)
Be careful. from Ted 2 (2015)
Beautiful ceremony. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because I can't do this no more. it's too much. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because I've been informed that you're technically... from Ted 2 (2015)
Because Teddy ain't got no dick. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because that's where I went to school. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because the stakes are so significant. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because they got that little baby keeping them together. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because we're not really working with much money. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because you are a good man, David Hasselhoff from Ted 2 (2015)
Because you are spiraling out of control here. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because you said that you could help us. from Ted 2 (2015)
Because you've been staring at it, and you want it. from Ted 2 (2015)
Before you got naked with that hamburger? from Ted 2 (2015)
Being back in that church again. from Ted 2 (2015)
Besides, from Ted 2 (2015)
Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off... from Ted 2 (2015)
Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. from Ted 2 (2015)
BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red hot BJs! from Ted 2 (2015)
BOTH: Ah! from Ted 2 (2015)
BOTH: Whoa! from Ted 2 (2015)
Bottom line is, insemination is not possible. from Ted 2 (2015)
Bullshit! You better ask my ancestors. from Ted 2 (2015)
But after awhile, from Ted 2 (2015)
But do you mind if I ask how old you are? from Ted 2 (2015)
But I came back five minutes later, from Ted 2 (2015)
But I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn. from Ted 2 (2015)
But I need you to go to the waiting area now, please. from Ted 2 (2015)
But I think what we're probably gonna do is from Ted 2 (2015)
But I think you'll be impressed with my client. from Ted 2 (2015)
But I'm going to this after hours thing from Ted 2 (2015)
But I'm gonna have to let you go. from Ted 2 (2015)
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, from Ted 2 (2015)
But it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though. from Ted 2 (2015)
But just stuff it under the seat for now. from Ted 2 (2015)
But let's make one thing clear. from Ted 2 (2015)
But not if nobody finds out. from Ted 2 (2015)
But she was always just trying to change me from Ted 2 (2015)
But that and the trial are the only two things you fucked up. So, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)
But that is so fucked up! from Ted 2 (2015)
But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even hide it? from Ted 2 (2015)
But this bear is alive. from Ted 2 (2015)
But this is actually a really big case. from Ted 2 (2015)
But we all know it's an object made of copper and steel. from Ted 2 (2015)
But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches. from Ted 2 (2015)
But we're going to the right place. from Ted 2 (2015)
But we've become such a high profile case, from Ted 2 (2015)
But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! from Ted 2 (2015)
But you know what? Who gives a shit? Right? from Ted 2 (2015)
But you've just been so bummed out from Ted 2 (2015)
But, uh, (SIGHS) all we got is Tami's income these days since nobody will hire me. from Ted 2 (2015)
By smooth talk and a haircut, from Ted 2 (2015)
By the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. from Ted 2 (2015)
Calrissian, Balboa, Rambo, Griswold, Stifler, Bickle, Gump, from Ted 2 (2015)
Came to life back in the mid '80s right here in Boston, from Ted 2 (2015)
Can you help me get home? from Ted 2 (2015)
Can't be bad to feel so good from Ted 2 (2015)
Capable of love. from Ted 2 (2015)
Check out Tami Lyon's asshole brother from Ted 2 (2015)
Child World toy store. from Ted 2 (2015)
Child World toy store. You fucking heard me. from Ted 2 (2015)
Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job! from Ted 2 (2015)
Clubber Lang. (LAUGHS) Fucking... from Ted 2 (2015)
Come here! from Ted 2 (2015)
Come here. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, guys. I mean, are we done here? I got to go. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, let's get out of here! from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, make some fucking comedy. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, put your legs into it. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, read between the lines, Sam. it's Fuck from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on, you gotta move. They're right on our ass. I am, I'm moving. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on! from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)
Come on. We got to get out of here before the cops show up. from Ted 2 (2015)
Comic Con fans, from Ted 2 (2015)
Congratulations, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
Contact Bob Jennings atJavHsH from Ted 2 (2015)
Cookie Crisp in your bum bumzies. I'm sovvvvy. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) from Ted 2 (2015)
Corleone, Wonka, Zhivago, Lebowski, Venkman, Spengler, from Ted 2 (2015)
Could've been a leader, a role model. from Ted 2 (2015)
Crazy son of a bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)
Crazy son of a bitch. from Ted 2 (2015)
Cut the shit. from Ted 2 (2015)
Deal. from Ted 2 (2015)
Dear God! Dear God in heaven! from Ted 2 (2015)
Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member. from Ted 2 (2015)
Dear Ted, your Chase bank account from Ted 2 (2015)
Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked. from Ted 2 (2015)
Deserves to be called human. from Ted 2 (2015)
Did you find it difficult as an actor, playing opposite a car? from Ted 2 (2015)
Did you see which way they went? from Ted 2 (2015)
Did you write your dissertation from Ted 2 (2015)
Do I have fuck me eyes? from Ted 2 (2015)
Do you know how devastated I was? from Ted 2 (2015)
Do you love Tami Lynn? from Ted 2 (2015)
Do you love your wife? from Ted 2 (2015)
Do you remember what it is? from Ted 2 (2015)
Do you understand? from Ted 2 (2015)
Do you, Tami Lynn IVlcCafferty, from Ted 2 (2015)
Does it mean we can't have a baby? from Ted 2 (2015)
Does your dog deserve human rights? from Ted 2 (2015)
Doing out in the middle of a... from Ted 2 (2015)
Don't let the goose get me! from Ted 2 (2015)
Don't touch my pony. Sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)
Don't wait too long to be right. from Ted 2 (2015)
Don't you get too scared from Ted 2 (2015)
Donald Trump's hair would look to quickly file a similar lawsuit. from Ted 2 (2015)
Down that hallway, to the left. from Ted 2 (2015)
Down tonight, okay? This is a party. from Ted 2 (2015)
Dress up like we're into this shit and fuck with the nerds. from Ted 2 (2015)
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? from Ted 2 (2015)
Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid. from Ted 2 (2015)
Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations! from Ted 2 (2015)
Eat my pussy! Have some apples! from Ted 2 (2015)
Eff yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)
Erection. from Ted 2 (2015)
Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games. from Ted 2 (2015)
Even when you weren't. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ever heard of any of them? No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their ass! from Ted 2 (2015)
Every once in a while when he's too hammered. from Ted 2 (2015)
Everybody always says that about their salad. from Ted 2 (2015)
Everything's gonna be okay. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ew. I mean, awesome! (CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)
Exactly how many beers did you have from Ted 2 (2015)
Excuse me, Doctor, your wife's on the phone. from Ted 2 (2015)
Excuse me, excuse me. from Ted 2 (2015)
Excuse me, I'll be right back. from Ted 2 (2015)
F. Scott Fitzgerald. from Ted 2 (2015)
Facial changes and cues from your co stars. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fantastic. So, I'm one hour away from being a real person. from Ted 2 (2015)
FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Also in the news, a pending court case from Ted 2 (2015)
FEMALE REPORTER: Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fine, I got it. Done. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fine! Fine! Go torture that asshole! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fine. from Ted 2 (2015)
For all you've done, all you're doing for us. from Ted 2 (2015)
For its civil rights ramifications. from Ted 2 (2015)
For new toy ideas from any and all employees? from Ted 2 (2015)
For purchasing marijuana in 2003? from Ted 2 (2015)
For taking time out of their busy schedules from Ted 2 (2015)
For the sperm. from Ted 2 (2015)
For their Fourth of July barbecues. from Ted 2 (2015)
For us to make an actual bong. from Ted 2 (2015)
Forget it. Now, look, you haven't from Ted 2 (2015)
Forgive me, that's a normal ovary. from Ted 2 (2015)
Francis. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fresh cakes! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) from Ted 2 (2015)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck yeah! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck you! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck, let's do it. There he is! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck, okay. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck, that's a big one. from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck! Dude, that's somebody's kid! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuck!Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fuckin' A right, I do! from Ted 2 (2015)
Fulfill their dreams of having children. from Ted 2 (2015)
Get away from him, you bastard! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get off me! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get off me! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get out of here! What? He's a celebrity. from Ted 2 (2015)
Get out of my house! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get out of the way! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get out! Get the fuck out! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get some therapy. Get out! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get the fuck out of here! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get the fuck out of the car! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get the fuck out, you piece of dog shit. from Ted 2 (2015)
Get your ass up here and kick my ass! from Ted 2 (2015)
Get your BJs here. from Ted 2 (2015)
Give him a milligram of epinephrine. from Ted 2 (2015)
Go get my Cookie Crisp out of his ass. from Ted 2 (2015)
Go on. from Ted 2 (2015)
Go to hell! from Ted 2 (2015)
Go! Skywalker, Solo, Vader, Kenobi, Palpatine, from Ted 2 (2015)
God damn it, that underwear had shit on it! from Ted 2 (2015)
God damn it, you will not wreck this night from Ted 2 (2015)
God damn it! from Ted 2 (2015)
God damn it! from Ted 2 (2015)
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? from Ted 2 (2015)
God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. from Ted 2 (2015)
God... (CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)
Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him. from Ted 2 (2015)
Good eye, good eye. from Ted 2 (2015)
Good morning. Now... from Ted 2 (2015)
Good to meet you. John. Nice to meet you. from Ted 2 (2015)
Good, good. from Ted 2 (2015)
Good. from Ted 2 (2015)
Goodbye, John. from Ted 2 (2015)
Grant basic human rights to all those who deserve them, from Ted 2 (2015)
Great, great! Here, follow me. from Ted 2 (2015)
Guaranteed first ballot Hall of Famer. from Ted 2 (2015)
Guilty! Speculation! from Ted 2 (2015)
GUY: Hey, Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)
Guy? from Ted 2 (2015)
Guy? from Ted 2 (2015)
Ha! Fuck you. Fuck you. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. from Ted 2 (2015)
Happy endings can come true for anyone. from Ted 2 (2015)
Happy QUV from Ted 2 (2015)
Has been terminated clue to a lack of citizenship. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hasbro can have no connection to this. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hasbro will be unveiling a brand new line from Ted 2 (2015)
Hasbro would double its profits overnight. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hashtag Grr, Mondays. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hashtag My amazing summer. from Ted 2 (2015)
Have some Cookie Crisp. You need something nutritional. from Ted 2 (2015)
Have you guys at least tried marriage therapy? from Ted 2 (2015)
Have you seen this? from Ted 2 (2015)
Having a doll up here on the stand from Ted 2 (2015)
He could be anywhere. We're not gonna find him. from Ted 2 (2015)
He didn't make it. from Ted 2 (2015)
He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)
He drove a chick into a lake. from Ted 2 (2015)
He got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. from Ted 2 (2015)
He is the top civil rights attorney in America. from Ted 2 (2015)
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. from Ted 2 (2015)
He knows where this is going. Okay. from Ted 2 (2015)
He lost. from Ted 2 (2015)
He needs help. from Ted 2 (2015)
He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a stroller from Ted 2 (2015)
He really is extraordinary, isn't he? from Ted 2 (2015)
He treated me good! from Ted 2 (2015)
He was stable a minute ago and now he's unresponsive. from Ted 2 (2015)
He'll help us. Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse... from Ted 2 (2015)
He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad. from Ted 2 (2015)
He's a sucker for media. from Ted 2 (2015)
He's a teddy bear on his own in New York, for God's sakes from Ted 2 (2015)
He's after me. You got to get over here. from Ted 2 (2015)
He's beautiful. Come on! I'll trade you. Catch. from Ted 2 (2015)
He's gonna love it. Go, go, go! from Ted 2 (2015)
He's my best friend. from Ted 2 (2015)
He's never lost a casein his life. from Ted 2 (2015)
He's not an animal. from Ted 2 (2015)
He's not cheap, from Ted 2 (2015)
He's the only guy in the world whose sperm from Ted 2 (2015)
He's way more of a person than lots of other people. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hearsay! Briefcase! Bailiff l Disregard! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hell yeah! You know what we do? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hello, ****! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hello? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hello? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hello? There's something happening. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hello? You're dicks. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hello. from Ted 2 (2015)
Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. from Ted 2 (2015)
Here you go, guys. from Ted 2 (2015)
Here. Look, it says, Did you mean black cocks? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, 20 bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, be careful with that, huh. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Bennett! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, come on. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, congrats, you mofos. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, do you think I could take a picture with you? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, fuck your Chrysler! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, hey! Big day, huh, bud? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, hey. What do you say we do the thing, huh? That'll cheer you up. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, how you doing? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, I did my community service. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, I don't have to take this shit from a fucking Pontiac. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, I remember you from the wedding. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, if you guys want to bang, from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, it must be weird for you guys, from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, it's okay. One foot in front of the other. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Johnny, come on. it's almost 7:00. We got to get up there. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer, huh? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Johnny! You did it! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Johnny. Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, listen, I got an idea. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, listen. Don't let her drag you from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Rick! It is Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Sam, how's your boring salad? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Sam, why do you have a duffel bag that says Arizona State? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Sam, you want in on this? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, shut up, lady! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, so, uh, listen, I got, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, spaz from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Ted, let me ask you something. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, this is my new boyfriend, Rick. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, thunder buddies for life, remember? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, what the hell you doing walking around dressed like Star Wars? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, what's going on? What are you doing here? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, what's the deal here? You guys ever gonna make out or what? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, when I'm done here, how about a drink? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, you go pull a bad back, bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, you know what? If the baby works out, we should get a dog. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough, from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, you shut the fuck up! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey, you were always real to me, buddy. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey,Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey! Must be the money from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey! Um, are you, uh, Tom Brady? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey! What the hell! from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hey. You didn't let us down, Sam. You did your best. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi, I'm calling for Patrick Nleighan. This is Samantha Jackson. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi, Mr. Nleighan. Thank you so much for taking my call. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here? from Ted 2 (2015)
Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it? from Ted 2 (2015)
High five. from Ted 2 (2015)
His name's Fuck Scott Fitzgerald? from Ted 2 (2015)
His personal life is our business. from Ted 2 (2015)
Hmm. from Ted 2 (2015)
Ho! Fuck you, thunder! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! Donny! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? What happened? from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! Hey, Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! Johnny! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! Perfect spiral! from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy Shit! YOU? from Ted 2 (2015)
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie! from Ted 2 (2015)
Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. from Ted 2 (2015)
Honestly, I don't know. from Ted 2 (2015)
How about a location? Let's go with a location. from Ted 2 (2015)
How about this? I'm gonna go check out the barn from Ted 2 (2015)
How about, in a relationship with John Bennett? from Ted 2 (2015)
How am I supposed to explain that to everybody? from Ted 2 (2015)
How are you feeling, John? from Ted 2 (2015)
How come you don't have a guy? from Ted 2 (2015)
How far are we? from Ted 2 (2015)
How far away does he live? from Ted 2 (2015)
How Long Has That Van Been There? from Ted 2 (2015)
How soon before it devalues another? from Ted 2 (2015)
HOW the hell did it fall? from Ted 2 (2015)
How would you categorize your relationship with Ted? from Ted 2 (2015)
How you doing? from Ted 2 (2015)
Huh? from Ted 2 (2015)
I $66. from Ted 2 (2015)
I acted like an asshole. from Ted 2 (2015)
I agree. (BOTH CHUCKLE) from Ted 2 (2015)
I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! from Ted 2 (2015)
I am not an animal! from Ted 2 (2015)
I am Samantha Jackson. from Ted 2 (2015)
I am the face of the business! Okay? from Ted 2 (2015)
I am trying to climb the corporate fence, here! from Ted 2 (2015)
I am. That's me, yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)
I can make this company a billion dollars. from Ted 2 (2015)
I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop? from Ted 2 (2015)
I can see it from here, thanks,yeah from Ted 2 (2015)
I can't legally keep you on as an employee from Ted 2 (2015)
I certainly do. from Ted 2 (2015)
I completely agree. from Ted 2 (2015)
I could assign her to your case, pro bono. from Ted 2 (2015)
I could find some happiness from Ted 2 (2015)
I didn't think you had any left. from Ted 2 (2015)
I do. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't have any papers or nothing. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know exactly what makes a person a person. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know how my life works without you. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know what kind of mojo was in from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know what to say. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know, man. I got to do something from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know, Teddy. Something's got to change, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know! from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't know. But it's gonna be okay. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't think he should want to be considered a person. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't want to waste too much of your time. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't want to. I don't have to. from Ted 2 (2015)
I don't want tojinx it, but I think so. from Ted 2 (2015)
I feel like he might take it pro bono. from Ted 2 (2015)
I feel terrible. from Ted 2 (2015)
I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? from Ted 2 (2015)
I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. from Ted 2 (2015)
I fucking love this place. from Ted 2 (2015)
I get migraines. from Ted 2 (2015)
I got Kramer vs Kramer, Alien vs Predator, and Freddy vs Jason from Ted 2 (2015)
I got no job, no marriage and no life! from Ted 2 (2015)
I got some big news to tell ya. from Ted 2 (2015)
I got to be honest with you. I'm. from Ted 2 (2015)
I got to feed with a pitchfork when he's 16. from Ted 2 (2015)
I got to get some parts, for the billing. from Ted 2 (2015)
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING) from Ted 2 (2015)
I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail from Ted 2 (2015)
I have $40, here. from Ted 2 (2015)
I have a boyfriend. from Ted 2 (2015)
I have a college degree. from Ted 2 (2015)
I have some big plans for you, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
I hope it's true from Ted 2 (2015)
I hope your kids get bird flu! from Ted 2 (2015)
I invite you from Ted 2 (2015)
I just did a line with a dude in the men's room from Ted 2 (2015)
I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you. from Ted 2 (2015)
I just got a call from the Labor Department. from Ted 2 (2015)
I just love you so much. from Ted 2 (2015)
I just love you so much. from Ted 2 (2015)
I just love you, buddy. from Ted 2 (2015)
I just want a Ted for my very own. from Ted 2 (2015)
I know it's not making you rich. from Ted 2 (2015)
I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why... from Ted 2 (2015)
I know, I know. it's just that... from Ted 2 (2015)
I know, me too. from Ted 2 (2015)
I know, we haven't! it's... from Ted 2 (2015)
I know. And after I watched his from Ted 2 (2015)
I know. Come on, it's okay, though. from Ted 2 (2015)
I know. My uncle gave me all the details. from Ted 2 (2015)
I let you guys down all over again. from Ted 2 (2015)
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. from Ted 2 (2015)
I love our gun dog baby family. from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you so much, Teddy. from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you so much! from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you so much. from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you too, baby. I'll see you soon. from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you too, pal. I really do. (SOBBING) from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you too! from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you, too, baby. from Ted 2 (2015)
I love you. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean saying his name three times. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, adoption's great, right? from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or something? from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, everything seemed like it was gonna be so perfect. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler? from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, hell, this is the firstjob I ever had. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um... from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, how the hell do you take from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, I've never voted. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, if you ask me, we got to fight it. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, it's like we have a common goal or something, right? from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, maybe more like a hammer or an orange, but yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, Tami's the woman I love. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something. from Ted 2 (2015)
I mean, we wanna get high, too. from Ted 2 (2015)
I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. from Ted 2 (2015)
I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy? from Ted 2 (2015)
I need Shep Wild. from Ted 2 (2015)
I need you to come with me now. from Ted 2 (2015)
I noticed you always use urinal four, from Ted 2 (2015)
I now pronounce you husband and wife. from Ted 2 (2015)
I put a frowny face on Facebook! from Ted 2 (2015)
I put my cell number on there, too. from Ted 2 (2015)
I really love that Neil Diamond. from Ted 2 (2015)
I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted. from Ted 2 (2015)
I replace the cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)
I rest. We could totally be lawyers. from Ted 2 (2015)
I said I would consider it. from Ted 2 (2015)
I saw what you did on TV. from Ted 2 (2015)
I saw you eating lunch alone! You're a loser! from Ted 2 (2015)
I say we go to court! from Ted 2 (2015)
I should never have let you drive. from Ted 2 (2015)
I should've married Robert DiCicco. I really should've. from Ted 2 (2015)
I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! from Ted 2 (2015)
I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it? from Ted 2 (2015)
I swear to God, not messing with you. from Ted 2 (2015)
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice. from Ted 2 (2015)
I think you'd make an awesome mom. from Ted 2 (2015)
I think you're bleeding us dry, is what I think you're doing. from Ted 2 (2015)
I thought that was you. What's happening, man? from Ted 2 (2015)
I totally fucking got you! from Ted 2 (2015)
I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. from Ted 2 (2015)
I wanna have a baby. from Ted 2 (2015)
I want to feel useful, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)
I was even cast as a lawnmower from Ted 2 (2015)
I was playing snow plows, tractors, from Ted 2 (2015)
I was reluctant to bring it up because from Ted 2 (2015)
I was such a big fan of yours in the early '90s from Ted 2 (2015)
I was talking. I was just talking, just now, until you interrupted me. from Ted 2 (2015)
I was thinking about just tearing them down and building a hotel. from Ted 2 (2015)
I was wrong. from Ted 2 (2015)
I will run you down like roadkill from Ted 2 (2015)
I will. from Ted 2 (2015)
I won second prize in a beauty contest. That's $50 right there. from Ted 2 (2015)
I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. from Ted 2 (2015)
I won't be any fun then, will I? from Ted 2 (2015)
I won't forget what you've done for me here today. from Ted 2 (2015)
I work for Mattel. from Ted 2 (2015)
I would do at this moment from Ted 2 (2015)
I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury from Ted 2 (2015)
I would prefer that you do. from Ted 2 (2015)
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)
I... I mean, they say, uh, Trix are for kids in the commercials. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'd like to take your case, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'll drive. You can take a nap. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'll fucking throw shit! (GRUNTS) from Ted 2 (2015)
I'll get right down to it. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'll give you a minute. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'll rephrase. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'll see you in heaven, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm 26. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm a fucking pro! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm afraid I have bad news. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm alive. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm at Comic Con, but, John, it's Donny! He's here! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm blinking it in! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm confident you'll make the right decision. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing? from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm doing this for you. I'm getting ready. I got to go in and perform. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm Dr. Danzer. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm fine. I was thinking about Lori. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm glad you guys are so happy! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm gonna fucking cut thatjudge from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm gonna try. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm John Bennett. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm listening. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm naming the store after you. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm not a person? from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm not gonna make that same mistake again. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm not gonna remember a movie I've never seen from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm not into it. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm out. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm quite sure. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm Raphael. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm scared, Teddy! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm so glad I'm finally caught. I wanted to be caught! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm so sorry, baby. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm so sorry, pot! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm so sorry. I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry I turned you away. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry, from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry, buddy. I don't mean to mess up your big day. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. Could you repeat that, please? from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry, I just don't want something from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry. I, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sorry. You three are gonna have to wait outside. from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm sowwy! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm standing up for me and I'm standing up for the homos! from Ted 2 (2015)
I'm starving. What the hell are you doing over there? from Ted 2 (2015)
