Enchanted (2007) Edit

A baseball card?

A friendly hello or even a smile,

A ha!

A hollow tree?

A rat! Get it away from me!

About yourself. About your interests.

After a whole day of that, you still want to get engaged?

Ah, trolls are fine to pass the time, Nathaniel,

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Giselle!

Ah! Put me down! You're crazy!

Ah.

All I can do is let you in for a minute. Dry off, use the phone if you want to.

All right, everybody, don't crowd. There's plenty of copies for everyone.

All right, everyone, let's tidy things up.

All right.

All right. Bye bye.

All these years of troll chasing, trying to keep him from ever meeting a girl.

All this nauseating talk of true love's kiss.

Amazing, sire.

An inspired plan, Nathaniel.

And all this will go away.

And find out how she really feels about you.

And get her there. And make sure it's cheap.

And I got very lost, until I fell off of the castle.

And I thought, I'm so lucky. He's sensitive!

And I would never want to make you unhappy or cause you any trouble, so...

And I'm afraid nobody's been nice to me.

And I'm not sure at all where I am.

And if Pip hadn't been walking by to help,

And just think. Soon, you'll have a new mother.

And killed everyone?

And look.

And maybe something wonderful will happen.

And maybe that would reassure her of your affections!

And one day, you have to wake up and...

And poor, defenseless Queen Narissa,

And remember that you guys can come and visit Andalasia anytime.

And she would lose her throne forever.

And so they all lived

And so, she did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting

And some girl is crying like we're on Oprah.

And thank you for the nice story.

And the Valley of Contentment. What is that all about?

And then I climbed out of this big, round hole

And then pour your heart out in a beautiful ballad.

And then she'll know for sure.

And then that's it! I can't get involved after that.

And then the old hag told me to...

And they all lived happily ever after!

And they both lived happily ever aft...

And they sparkle just like his. Mm!

And this beautiful lady is Giselle, the love of my life.

And we talk about ourselves.

And when the hands of the clock strike 12,

And you know how they are.

And you. It was so nice spending time with you.

And...

Another chance? Do you think poison apples grow on trees?

Apple mar... Ooh! It looks yummy.

Are you at the edge of your seat, Giselle,

Are you crazy? They're birds. They don't know where she lives.

Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent

Are you kidding me? It's so romantic.

Are you sure?

Around his grandmother's house and she had an axe. Oh.

As your attorney, Phoebe,

Aw. Maybe you'd like to snuggle in a nice little nook

Back to Andalasia, of course. To be married.

Back up and get ready for the main event!

Be careful. It's poisonous.

Because I deal with this every day.

Because I fell, down, down, down.

Because I honestly, I just can't handle it.

Because love... The lovey dovey version that you talk about?

Before we leave, there's one thing I would love to do.

Besides, people don't usually bring their children on dates.

Big trolls, little trolls. Trolls, trolls, trolls...

Blue? Oh, how did you know?

But a wish on your wedding day.

But all my wishes are about to come true.

But do you think Pip will be OK?

But dreams do come true.

But I must have looked very far

But I really should be going. You see, I'm going...

But I think she might be a real princess.

But I'm not.

But if you could find a way to give me one more chance.

But it doesn't have to be.

But lately I'm starting to feel

But never crazy. Ah!

But you must hurry. You must hurry. The magic will not work

But you'll be removed from the throne, Narissa. I will see to it.

But, not to worry, I'm certain that Edward is already searching for me.

But, Your Majesty, how exactly did you...?

But...

But... but my heart longs to be joined in song.

By chance, have you seen my prince?

Can't find this place she comes from.

Cast me aside like so much royal rubbish! What?

Catch her, Daddy!

Certainly.

Child.

Come along, Giselle. I don't want you to miss this ending.

Come here and mess up my route? I'll tear you both apart!

Come on, it's going to be great. I promise.

Come on! OK, you mookses, move it! We have got a face to put together here

Come quickly. Quickly.

Come to rescue my lovely bride, the fair Giselle!

Could you...? I'm sorry. But could you just be...?

Daddy says it's only for emergencies.

Daddy, why is there a princess on the castle billboard?

Did help with the sewing.

Did you see that chipmunk?

Do I have to give up my bedroom?

Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?

Do you hear me?

Do you like it?

Do you...

Don't leave me.

Don't listen to that insane little vermin.

Don't pay any attention. Go back to your party.

Don't worry. My friends will do that.

Don't you have any self respect?

Don't you roll your eyes at me!

Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?

Doomed to be with another

Drat!

Edward has a stepmother.

Edward is here!

Edward?

Edward?

Every word out of your mouth is no! It makes me so...

Everybody has bad times.

Everybody, scatter!

Excuse me. I'm gonna check on your cars for a second.

Excuse me. I'm sorry. Giselle? Please?

Eye! Eye! Eye Eye.

Falling off stuff?

Fear not, fair maiden. I am here.

Fear not, Giselle! I will rescue you!

Figures.

Finally. Finally. I'm boiling in here.

For eternity.

For some grown up girl bonding time.

For the nice lady.

For the night, eh?

For your bride?

Forget happily ever after. It doesn't exist.

Formosus, praeclarus!

From a secret admirer.

From my silkworms and I spun it into thread on my spinning wheel.

Get away from me, Jerry! You disgust me!

Get back in here! Stop!

Get dressed, please. For school.

Get him up.

Giselle, Giselle, how about this for your statue?

Giselle, I don't think so. No.

Giselle, why don't we go home?

Giselle!

Giselle! You're back! You're back!

Giselle? Don't drink that, OK?

Give her some water. She's fine.

Go ahead, Pip.

Good morning, Phoebe. How are you? It's good to...

Good night, Giselle.

Good night, Morgan.

Good night, OK?

Good night.

Goodbye!

Gotcha. Huh?

Great. We might be in the neighborhood of a settlement.

Guys, I got it.

Ha! I don't think so.

Hang on!

Happily ever after.

Have him pick you up, bring his horse.

He did not accompany this evening to dance the King and Queen's Waltz.

He is very brave.

He is.

He shan't, Your Majesty! I swear it!

He sings too.

He was here.

He was on the bus this morning.

He's probably eaten some bad nuts.

He's telling me something!

Hello, nice lady.

Hello, please open the door.

Hello, sir. Destination, please.

Hello, worthless. Miss me?

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Help! Edward! Prince Edward, we need help!

Here you go, you get to carry the bag.

Here's some money. I want you to take it. Call your prince.

Hey, watch it, will you?

Hey!

Hey! Get off the car, you nut!

Hey! That's cheating!

Hi. I need a car at 116th and Riverside, please.

Hmm... Oh!

Honey, do you really think your dream boy exists?

How come people keep giving you free stuff?

How could I love a man who doesn't even like himself?

How did she do that?

How did you like your hot dog?

How I never stay the night? Because we both agreed,

How long do these dates usually last?

Humph!

Hurry now. Hurry. Hurry.

Hurry. Hurry. Yes.

I can make all those bad memories disappear.

I can't help my feelings for you, Angela.

I can't tell you. You have to come see!

I didn't know that food could taste like this.

I didn't realize you were worried about crowd control.

I didn't see what happened.

I don't dance.

I don't get it. How can you talk about loving some guy

I don't know how they found each other, Your Majesty.

I don't know if I'll make it through today, let alone a lifetime.

I don't know if it's a country or a city.

I don't know what melodramatic means,

I don't know what would've happened.

I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting for Prince Charming...

I don't know where to find a fairy godmother at this late hour.

I don't like them sad endings.

I don't need self respect.

I don't really remember that version.

I don't talk about it... to Morgan or to anybody.

I don't want to set her up

I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?

I hate to disagree, but marriages are a success

I have a meeting. Sam is gonna get you home.

I have a meeting. Sam is gonna get you home.

I have met so many kind and wonderful stepmothers.

I have met so many kind and wonderful stepmothers.

I have something better than a fairy godmother.

I have to pick up my daughter. Can we do this around 9:00?

I just need your lips against mine.

I just want her to be strong, you know?

I just wanted to say that, uh...

I knew it was you.

I know it's not that fairy tale book you wanted, but this is better.

I know she's shy. I know she doesn't have very many friends.

I know what it's like when someone disappoints you.

I like talking to you.

I mean, it's the first thing I noticed when we met.

I never said I couldn't.

I really do have to go.

I remember this one time when the poor wolf

I supposed to eat you.

I think I need some air, sire.

I think she's fine. Just leave her. Slap her.

I think so. Oh, wait! Wait!

I think you need to take her aside

I walk in here and find everybody upset?

I want you to go to bed.

I want you to sleep in my room tonight.

I was just thinking about what that girl said about Phoebe's eyes sparkling.

I was just thinking about what that girl said about Phoebe's eyes sparkling.

I was on my way to the castle to get married...

I was taking her out for fresh air.

I was wondering if maybe you... Whoa!

I wasn't finished. One more question, please.

I will not.

I will stop him!

I wonder if we might cover more ground separately, sire.

I wonder who that is.

I'd do anything for him.

I'd like to ask each gentleman to invite a lady

I'd like to find one of them too.

I'll get it.

I'll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, wherever,

I'll never forget you. You know that.

I'll take care of it. Carl, it's gonna be fine.

I'm a big boy. I can handle it.

I'm coming there! And I will kill the little wretch myself!

I'm fine! Pip wouldn't scratch me! No!

I'm fine.

I'm going to really miss her.

I'm going to the ball, and I'm not sure what to do, or what I should wear.

I'm going to tonight. I got a present to ease her into it.

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

I'm looking for a prince, actually.

I'm only six.

I'm so glad to see you. I was so very worried.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. I was wondering if one of you

I'm supposed to be at the ball to wed my true love,

I'm sure that would lift my spirits so much.

I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

I'm very tired, and I'm scared.

I'm wonderful.

I'm...

I'm...

I've always been in love with you.

I've always treated her like a queen,

I've called every travel agent.

I've never been this far away from home before,

I've never met her, but I hear she's just lovely.

If a relationship has issues at the beginning,

If I ever see that fat mook's face again, I'm gonna...

If I'm going to remain queen, I'm going to need

If Nancy calls me, I need to talk to her.

If somebody could show me just a bit of kindness,

If there's ever going to be a happily ever after for us...

If they manage not to end.

If we're going to find a perfect pair of lips,

If you guys are trying to manipulate us,

If you say nothing happened, nothing happened. I trust you.

Into a deep and troubled sleep.

Is anybody there? Do you know Edward?

Is that a bad thing?

Is that the only word that you know? No?

Is there anybody home?

Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?

Is this man party to this evil plot, chipmunk?

Is this unprovoked attack part of some new trend?

It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror.

It is I! Prince Edward of Andalasia,

It is magical.

It really does bring out the worst in me.

It was Nancy.

It's a perfect fit.

It's an advertisement. It's a mannequin.

It's an unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it?

It's been pretty busy around here.

It's good.

It's her I worry about, though.

It's just a statue!

It's just one bite. That's all it takes.

It's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.

It's love that makes me act this crazy.

It's me, Giselle, from Andalasia.

It's not like she's gonna try and be your mother.

It's not like that with Nancy and I.

It's not like that, all right? They're not together anymore.

It's not like we're talking about, you know,

It's not possible. It couldn't be me.

It's not true what they say.

It's not working!

It's tempting to see things the way you wish

It's the brave little princess coming to the rescue.

It's the most powerful thing in the world.

It's the most powerful thing in the world.

It's very cold out here.

It's very... romantic.

Just dying to know how it ends?

Just hang on, honey. I'm going to...

Just one bite, my love,

Just so long as you keep thinking about activities that you can do.

Just sweet dreams...

Just... Please.

Keep up with me, dear. It's time to take our tale to new heights!

Kick what?

Kind people might direct me to the castle?

Know what? I don't know if you're kidding

Knowing this dangerous animal is most likely still alive?

Lady! Are you crazy? Now you have to pay for all of this.

Let me go!

Let me guess. You're, uh, looking for a beautiful girl too.

Let me see your face.

Let's begin with the girl who started it all, shall we?

Let's just walk. Can we walk? OK?

Look at this. See? Rosa Parks.

Look out below!

Look out below!

Look, sire! Over there!

Look, uh, Giselle.

Ma'am! You cannot let your dog do that here!

Married one day and the next they're not.

May I sit with you?

May I?

Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.

Maybe we should do what you would do. You meet, have lunch, and get married.

Me either.

Me too.

Me, too, sweetheart.

Me? No. No, I hear nothing.

Milwaukee Braves? His 1954 rookie card.

Mm.

Mmm, yes. It won't be difficult.

Morgan, just because she has on a funny dress, doesn't mean she's a princess.

Morgan, show her the way, please.

Morgan's a lovely girl. She's very kind and very sweet.

Morgan's here, and you have to maintain boundaries

Morning. Made breakfast. Great.

Most normal people get to know each other before they get married.

Mr. N is on the line telling us his sweetie pie is acting distant.

My apologies.

My goodness. We sure had a lot of excitement tonight.

My other half, my one coquette,

My poor Giselle to this foul place, Arty?

My prince. My dream come true.

Name it, my love, and it is done.

Nancy, wait!

Narissa! I'm not going to let you take him!

Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

Nathaniel, go back to the car.

Nathaniel, here!

Nathaniel, please. Let him speak.

Nathaniel!

Nathaniel?

Never fear, my queen.

Never!

Next.

Night night.

No charge for the beautiful young woman.

No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land.

No idea. I'm pretty sure she's from out of town.

No way you're getting him, Ethan.

No, he shan't. I intend to make absolutely certain of that.

No, I don't. I need you to handle something for me, OK?

No, I haven't. Not yet.

No, no. It's OK. It's just...

No, of course.

No, spiteful, vindictive, very large.

No, thank you.

No!

No!

No! No! No, no. We're just...

No! No! No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Something much better than that.

Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart!

Nobody will tell me.

Nothing.

Now if I could only find a place to rest my head for the night.

Of course.

Oh, a man like that, strong and brave,

Oh, and what do we look like, garbage?

Oh, and you with Nancy.

Oh, come on.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, do it again! Show me! That's wonderful.

Oh, Giselle!

Oh, I don't know. I've never been shopping with my mother.

Oh, I love hunting trolls.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about Pip.

Oh, Morgan. Oh! Morgan, I need your help.

Oh, much better than last year's show.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my goodness. Are you all right?

Oh, my goodness. Your hair is lovely.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Get out! Out!

Oh, my! Pip?

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no you don't, you big lug.

Oh, no, no, no. I can stop the hurt. Yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Call 9 1 1.

Oh, no. That's not acceptable. No.

Oh, OK.

Oh, OK. Great.

Oh, Pip, it was such a lovely dream.

Oh, Pip. I know he's out there somewhere.

Oh, pooh.

Oh, pooh. Oh, no. No. This isn't good.

Oh, she is lovely.

Oh, so this is the little forest rat

Oh, the queen. No, she's not going to like this.

Oh, well...

Oh, what a lovely bride.

Oh, wonderful. We should go then.

Oh, wouldn't she just love to come crawling back here and steal my crown!

Oh, yeah. Here. Watch this.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are unhappy. I am so sorry.

Oh, you shall not prevail, foul troll. That maiden is mine!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! ...look into the well and wish for my heart's desire.

Oh! But it doesn't have to be that way.

Oh! Edward!

Oh! Giselle! We shall be married in the morning.

Oh! Hello, old man! Oh!

Oh! I do wish there was someone who cared enough for me

Oh! It's not really a dog. They just call it a hot dog here.

Oh! Oh.

Oh! Ooh!

Oh! Pip!

Oh! Pip!

Oh! Please?

Oh! That's too thoughtful of you.

Oh! Where are you going?

Oh! You forgot about happily ever after.

Oh? Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Ah!

Oh. I'm not.

Oh. Shh.

Oh. This is Edward. He's my, um...

Oh. Well, we don't have to go right away.

Oh. You have a lovely smile.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Oh.

OK, look. Look.

OK.

OK. There we go.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom known as Andalasia,

One small bite to drag her down

Only when you're around to catch me.

Oops! I'm so sorry.

Open the door!

Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.

Or a movie, a museum. Or you just hang out and you talk.

Or being ironic, because chipmunks don't talk.

Or to the theater?

Our likes and our dislikes. Our interests.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oy!

Perhaps Prince Edward won't find her.

Phoebe, I'll see you in the morning, OK?

Pip, you're here! Oh!

Pip!

Pip!

Pip.

Please.

Poisoned apples, My Lady.

Praeclarus!

Preliminary search of the pizza oven did not reveal any rodent remains.

Prince Ed... Oh! Edward!

Put on your nightgown and go to sleep.

Put them outside! Don't put them back.

Reperio lemma miha!

Right.

Right.

Right. Because the chipmunk told you.

Right. None of that crazy romantic stuff for you, huh?

Right. OK, you sure you're all right?

Robert! Hold on!

Run to her, sire! Hurry! Not a moment to lose!

Sad little chipmunk.

Sam? Sam, please don't tell me Mrs. Banks is already here.

Sam? This is Giselle. Giselle, this is Sam.

School! We're late! We've got to run!

See, the fact is, I was just getting ready

Selfish and cruel,

Severely punished for it. OK, look, Giselle?

Shall we?

She has no driver's license. No passport.

She is a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.

She just couldn't save them.

She lived in fear that one day her stepson would marry,

She seems to have swooned. Oh, leave her, darling.

She sent the girl here. She poisoned her! With my help,

She told me it's just beyond the Meadows of Joy

She was a remarkable woman who dedicated her life to research...

She's a lot like the women in your book.

She's gonna take you to school tomorrow, just you and her,

She's... Well, she's...

Shh, shh, shh.

Shh. Stay there.

Shh. Yes.

Shut up.

Silence! You lying, murderous wretch!

Sir?

Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere

Sire! Oh dear, oh dear.

Sire.

Sleep tight.

So in lieu of taking advice from a forest rodent,

So is this what it's like?

So straightforward. Not a hint of irony.

So, uh...

So, what's the deal, this prince of yours?

So...

Some sort of story when I go back. Hmm.

Sounds like building a bridge. Have you told your daughter?

Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!

Speechless in my presence.

Sure. And if you ever come to town,

Sweetie...

Ta da!

Take me home, and the two of us can share in true love's kiss.

Take these flowers to Nancy, please?

Tell me magic mirror, what is this awful place?

Tell us, how does it feel

Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.

Thank you very much, kind sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That precious little pretender to my throne

That thing's loaded with disease.

That was a nice story about your chipmunk friend and all.

That would be lovely.

That's enough from you, you viper.

That's mine! Bring that back here!

That's the most magical of all.

That's too bad.

That's very kind of you,

That's very kind of you.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's complicated.

That's what this gets down to is a baseball card?

That's why I don't encourage the fairy tales.

The answer to my love's duet.

The moment it's over.

The most powerful thing in the world.

The one special maiden with whom he would share true love's kiss.

The people that you met.

The shower. The shower is wonderful, Nancy.

The steel beast is dead, peasants. I set you all free.

Then keep a wary eye out, Arty.

There lived an evil queen.

There you go. There it is.

There's a rodent on the table! Can we get some help here?

There's dancing and music.

There's no reason not to be reasonable.

There's no way of helping her. She's done for.

There's only one left! You are out of chances!

There's this whole other side to her, like I don't even know her anymore.

There's this whole other side to her, like I don't even know her anymore.

These are exquisite. Where do you find live doves in New York City?

They can go as long as you want, really.

They can just keep going and going,

They date.

They were dressed all freaky. Then this chipmunk...

They'll creep up on you. I'd be careful.

They're only after one thing.

They're separated forever.

This animal's still out there.

This is definitely an emergency.

This is Edward.

This is Morgan. And Robert.

This is so unprofessional.

This isn't love. This is infatuation.

This just won't do.

This was so yummy.

Those people got married on a crazy romantic whim.

Time is of the essence.

To a place where there are no happily ever afters.

To be able to face the world for what it is.

To believe in this dreams come true nonsense.

To go after him.

To live happily ever after forever and ever.

To never be with the one you love.

To take a very serious step forward.

To think that in a few moments that Edward and I...

Today is free caramel apple day.

Tomorrow is free beef... jerky.

Tomorrow morning would be great. 7:30?

True love's kiss?

True love's kiss.

Uh huh. Nathaniel...

Uh oh. Whoo!

Uh, a friend. No, she's an acquaintance, actually.

Uh, well, the water comes from the pipes.

Uh, you by yourself, and me with it.

Um...

Unless you take a bite before the clock strikes 12.

Unnecessary problem with Nancy that I now have to resolve.

Usually you send those e mail cards with the digital flowers.

Wait, sire! Go back! Go back! Please!

Wasn't this fun?

Watch very carefully. I'm gonna put it in this hand like that.

We all get along.

We can't risk my stepson bringing the girl back.

We have our own bedtime to stick to. Let's go.

We just don't talk about it every minute of the day, but she knows.

We should all get together for dinner.

We should put him down for his own good.

We understand each other's strengths and weaknesses.

We understand each other's strengths and weaknesses.

We're coming to the end of our story now.

We're going to need a lot more help.

We're just friends.

Well, at least I did.

Well, folks, it's that time of night.

Well, I don't think they'd hear you from here.

Well, I have to say, I really think that went well.

Well, I hope you don't forget.

Well, I think I'd prefer to be in Andalasia.

Well, it's always nice to make new friends.

Well, no wonder she's angry.

Well, now she's got it in her mind that you and I...

Well, of course it does. Oh!

Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.

Well, thank you.

Well, usually someone catches me.

Well, you're welcome. No, I'm glad you liked them.

Well! This has been a splendid date.

Well...

Well...

What a terrible accident that brought you to this terrible place

What about taking Morgan? Some grown up girl bonding time.

What if a giant, vicious beast showed up

What if it was no accident, us meeting her.

What if it wasn't chance?

What is going on here? Who's she?

What is it you want to say?

What is this?

What is this?

What kind of an operation are you running here?

What say you, sir? Don't try my patience.

What villainy is this?

What, so you can have some grown up girl bonding time?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's a date?

What's not to like?

What's wrong? Are you OK?

What's wrong? Are you OK?

When we return home, Andalasia shall know of your treachery.

When you meet the someone who is meant for you

Where are these people coming from?

Where are you going? Please, if you could just point me to the castle?

Where are you going? Please, if you could just point me to the castle?

Where do you suppose I should look?

Where does the water come from?

Where, my most adored queen, where did you send her?

Where'd he go?

While it's still ingrained in her subcranium.

Who thinks she can steal my throne.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!