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The Boondock Saints (1999)

The Boondock Saints (1999)

"The Boondock Saints" is a 1999 film directed by Troy Duffy. Set in Boston, it follows Irish-American fraternal twins, Connor and Murphy MacManus, portrayed by Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus, respectively. After killing Russian mobsters in self-defense, the brothers believe they are on a divine mission to rid the city of evil, becoming vigilante "saints." Willem Dafoe plays a flamboyant detective assigned to investigate the murders. Full of action, dark humor, and moral dilemmas, this cult classic has captivated audiences. Play and download the movie's soundtrack and other sounds here.

A a a spic,
A a a white guy and a black guy.
A guy holding two guns to the back of your
A joke? Uh...
A long time ago, almost 30 years ago,
A lot of people saw it. Nobody's talkin'.
A man goes into the booth, puts the money through the slot,
A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
A smooth hitter would have gone in there, seen it was a fuckin' wash and slipped out.
A soul is what gives us feelings.
A soul is what gives us feelings.
About beliefs and feelings.
After she watches 'em whack him, she passes out.
After talking to the dancer,
After the astonishing display of vigilantism
Against allegations of his involvement
Agent Smecker. Agent...
Agent Smecker. Yeah, this is all illegal loft housing.
Ah, I was with my mother.
Ah, shit. You guys are good, huh?
Ahh. Very nice.
All deeply involved in a notoriously violent Russian crime syndicate,
All eyes to the front.
All I needed was to hear you say it.
All of'em.
All right, Roc. Now's your chance!
All right! I love this shit!
All right. All right. Let's do it, man. Ringside.
All right. All right. Let's do it, man. Ringside.
All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.
All right. Let's go.
All right. Let's talk some business here.
All right. Listen, Doc, we need you to do us a favor.
All the boys tell me how you make them laugh when you come around.
All the families of the men he's killed are on the right.
All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston
All the ******s and spics are out of America?
All the things I wish I could do,
All these guys are Russian mob.
All this hoopla with the media. You guys are making it worse right now.
Allow me to enlighten you gentlemen...
Amen. Good bye.
Amen. I will help them.
And a serial crusher theory.
And a third acquittal has already been predicted.
And Agent Smecker here is heading up the
And be the vengeful, striking hammer of God.
And bullet holes are usually a big clue.
And count me among Thy saints.
And crushes him to death.
And deal with it.
And do me a favor. Tell me when the next one dies,
And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
And don't make like you don't know who the fuck I'm talkin' about!
And drag it through South Boston.
And everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing...
And forgive us our trespasses,
And fuckin' crushes this guy with it.
And he goes,
And he goes,
And he left me his c c ca...
And he left me his c c ca...
And I am reminded on this holy day
And I shall count thee among my favored sheep.
And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce...
And it's the same thing over here.
And lead us not into temptation,
And murderers and child molesters.
And my hand takes hold on judgment,
And number three. Dolly.
And on that day, you will reap it!
And remember, you're bound. You can't talk to anyone about this. No one.
And shepherds we shall be
And shepherds we will be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
And so the genie... Poof! And all the spics are in Mexico.
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
And tell 'em they have to dig a 50 caliber slug...
And that is the indifference
And the general consensus is,
And the glory now and forever.
And the white guy goes, You mean to tell me...
And then you've gotta shoot him for ten fuckin' minutes too.
And they just happened to come out on top.
And they know that this door can only be opened from the inside.
And they're not lettin' me renew my lease.
And this guy, gun B only.
And this is goin'... I'm not funny today.
And those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost!
And we got two bodies in the morgue
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And what could be more perfect for a strong arm robbery?
And worse, he's good at it.
And you feel... these men are necessary.
And you shall have the protection of all the angels in Heaven.
And you start gettin' a bad vibe, you get the fuck out quick!
And you will see we three.
And you will tell of it later.
And, um, all the ******s in America are in Africa.
Another possibility is they were placed there with religious intent.
Anybody call for me?
Anybody you think is evil?
Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em.
Are we considering these guys armed and dangerous?
Are you guys seeing the pattern here?
Are you losing any sleep, honey? 'Cause you know what? I'm certainly not.
As entertainment.
As I'm sure you've never been in one of these places before.
As if they had God's permission.
As long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
As much as I love you, man, you are not exactly Don Corleone.
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
Ass wipin', motherless low lifes to get me!
Ass! What are you gonna do?
At least we got our funny man back, huh?
Augustus, I need your help.
Aw, shit. I forgot about that one. Nine. Nine?
Aye.
Aye.
Aye.
Aye. Our mother insisted on it. French.
Because he fuckin' knows you, Roc!
Because I am a man
Because on Thursdays she makes a gnocchi for...
Because they feel they're doing some good in the world?
Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy
Besides, are you telling me one guy came in here
Body of Christ. Body of Christ.
Boss must've sent me in as backup. I'm Rocco!
Boy, you guys sure did a good job.
Brilliant!
Brings the death toll to six, just today.
But Ballistics dug two slugs out of the wall from B...
But deliver us from evil.
But he's happy, now,
But I know it's gotta have something to do with this kid.
But if you wanna beat your head against the
But it's much more difficult
But it's okay with me if your friends sleep over.
But no person answered her calls.
But not like those two peons in the alley the other day.
But now, I no think I fucking kill you.
But only one rule:
But that just ain't the thing of it.
But the Italians, they aren't convinced
But the law has miles of red tape and loopholes
But there is another kind of evil
But this guy, he was killed
But unlikely. The angles are too extreme.
But we did what we were supposed to, huh?
But you, he knows this is your only shot.
By man shall his blood be shed.
By some huge, friggin' guy.
By sticking that in my face, you're giving the Saints more power.
Came up positive.
Can we speak with the McManus brothers?
Can't do much damage with that then, can we?
Chaffey! Newman!
Checkov.
Chief, can you get Ballistics down here...
Climb the corporate ladder, boy.
Come here.
Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Come on, man. Give the guy his shot.
Come on. It's St. Patty's Day. It's all in good fun.
Conner, stop the car! Stop the fucking car, man!
Conner!
Continue the joke.
Cool masks. Where'd you get 'em?
Cried out for help.
Crime of passion. Just went nuts. He shot everyone in here.
Cuddle? What a fag.
Cuff it!
Damn! Son of a bitch.
Dead mobsters in both scenes.
Detective Alapopskalius.
Didn't I tell you, Roc? Did they pull on you first?
Do it!
Do me a favor, all right? Just roll it around a bit on your way in.
Do not kill, do not ****, do not steal.
Do the MacManus brothers have any priors?
Do you know what I think is psycho, Roc?
Do you speak any other languages?
Do your thing, Father. Don't fuck this up.
Does this look like a friggin' post office to you?
Don Rocco.
Don't do this, my son.
Don't even know if he's still alive or if he's even up to it.
Don't even know if he's still alive or if he's even up to it.
Don't shoot, don't shoot. We're on the same side.
Don't worry, Roc.
Don't you fuckin' yell at her like that, you prick!
Don't you talk to me like that, you dirty little girl.
Donna's gonna be angry about her cat.
Doughnut munching, barrel assed,
Droppin' on Beaver Cleaverville.
During the Yakavetta trial yesterday,
Each day we will spill their blood
Each puts some iron to his head and boom! That's all she frickin' wrote.
Enough for organized crime yet.
Et Spiritus Sancti.
Everyone wants some justice.
Excuse me, sir. Please.
Father, I'll do you right here.
Figures.
Find me some metal parts.
Fine. Fuck it! When we're through, she can ID me.
First of all,
First you have to know what your beliefs are.
For coming all the way across town to be our guest speaker.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you
For in the image of God may deem a man.
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
For these cocksuckers to slip through.
For Thine is the kingdom, the power,
Freeze, you fuckin' Irish faggots!
Fuck it! I'm doin' it.
Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off!
Fuck it.
Fuck this fuckin'... How did you two fuckin' fucks... Fuck!
Fuck you both!
Fuck you! Fuck you both!
Fuck you! I told you I never saw him before!
Fuck you! You start gettin' excited, motherfucker!
Fuck you.
Fuck you. I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your fuckin' rope around.
Fuck, man, I might as well have gone around postin' flyers.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Ass!
Fuck! Who the fuck are they?
Fuck.
Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day.
Fuckin' Bevo's great, man. He's always sendin' us primo box.
Fuckin'... What the fuckin' fuck... Who the fuck...
Fucking shit!
Funny!
Funny! Funny! Funny!
Genie says you can wish for anything you want.
Get on the ground!
Get the blood!
Gettin' caught with 20 kilos...
Gettin' out on bail the same fuckin' day.
Give me a drain cover, faucet or something.
Give me a drain cover, faucet or something.
Give me the fuckin' thing.
Give us this day our daily bread,
Go ahead! Your what? Your precious little...
God have mercy on my soul.
God! No!
God's permission? God doesn't grant...
Goes in there every Wednesday night
Good shooting...
Got it right here. It's a 50 cal.
Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinkin' for me,
Hallelujah, Jaffar.
Has He now?
Has turned up diddly on these two.
Have opened their borders to the Mafia.
He ain't done yet. He comes over and jumps on this guy's back
He ain't smart enough for this shit. Those other guys are the brains.
He could bring down the whole East Coast.
He could ruin the whole thing. You let him go...
He could take us apart brick by brick.
He d d didn't say.
He doesn't have a care in the world.
He goes to the ******, says, What do you want?
He had a thing for clippin' wise guys.
He has a poker game out back of his place
He knew this man. He wanted him to suffer.
He knows everyone. He'd spot our hitters a mile away.
He knows the guy with the bandage around his ass, he ain't goin' nowhere.
He left me his c c... Oh, he fuckin' gave me this. Fuck!
He was the only one done right. Double tap back of the head.
He wouldn't cock out his elbows. It makes no sense.
He's a fuckin' monster. But only one thing.
He's been rottin' in the can the last 25 or 30 years.
He's gonna walk.
He's the one shootin' up all his guys, right? He's scared of the kid.
He's the one who set me up, then he went around
Hell yeah I believe in capital punishment. If they let me, I'd pull the switch.
Hello?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here's what happened.
Hey, babe. What's it, two for one?
Hey, Boris.
Hey, Conner!
Hey, Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or somethin'.
Hey, fuck ass, give me a beer.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, man. You guys gotta teach me that prayer.
Hey, look, I I I'm not sayin' one way or the other.
Hey, Murph.
Hey, what's taking so long with those blood samples?
Hey.
Hey.
His face... blank, man. Just nothin' there.
Hit the numbers, lady. Hit the numbers.
Hits the guy with the bandages around his head, right?
How are ya?
How did you get that shiner on your eye?
How far are we going to take this, Da?
How the fuck's he know that? We haven't spoken to anyone.
Huge. Three, four hundred pounds. Fuckin' huge.
Hurry up!
I always get my money, you cocksucking bastardo!
I am going. You four, stay here...
I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
I believe that these young men are right.
I believe what they do is necessary.
I can't believe that just fuckin' happened!
I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!
I can't even believe you're saying that. That's crazy.
I can't get a good sample.
I caught your show at the Velvet Room at the Holiday Inn.
I come here for advice, not salvation.
I come here to kill you.
I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
I do kind of feel like an asshole, though.
I don't care.
I don't know who he is. Nobody does.
I don't mean no disrespect, but I think we're forgettin' something here.
I don't wanna talk about it.
I feel something big here.
I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.
I found... out there are these two guys
I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fuckin'!
I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes.
I guarantee you right now, he thinks this thing is on.
I guess not.
I had a goddamn turkey shoot over there.
I hate cold crime scenes!
I have a dossier on every man in this room.
I have a serious problem. I am not screwing around here.
I have a serious problem. I am not screwing around here.
I have nothing to say. Thanks.
I haven't been laid in a week. It'll take five minutes.
I hope your conscience is clear, Irishman.
I I feel it is correct.
I I feel it is correct.
I I really don't wanna talk about that.
I just don't get in there, see there's too many of'em, serve 'em their fuckin' food...
I kill your brother.
I killed them! Oh, Jesus, I killed them all!
I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
I knew if I didn't keep it together, it was my ass.
I know a sick fuck makes the ones we been doin' look like altar boys.
I know everyone, their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to!
I know what the fuck he looks like!
I know where they live!
I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I I... This joke sucks.
I love our new job.
I love the Saints, man. They doin' a great job.
I make the offers.
I mean, thanks for your concern and all,
I mean, this whole religious twist. Who the hell do they think they are?
I mean, what are you guys? That's your new thing, right?
I mean, who makes the cut? Is there a raffle or something?
I mean, you can't go in there and tell him it was us.
I missed it.
I need... Il Duce.
I put evil men behind bars,
I see we have an heir to the throne.
I shouldn't have done that.
I think they just get off on killing people.
I think what they did was use a stun gun on her.
I told you there would be a shaft. Just like on television.
I wanna stand for what I believe in, Father.
I want all my African,
I want all my people in America to be happy and free in Mexico.
I want crime scene photos and any witness statements now!
I will fuck you up, dude.
I will have a fucking tag on my toe!
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies.
I wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of these turnin' up.
I'd like to thank whichever one of you...
I'll bet it was a fuckin' test.
I'll catch you on the flip side.
I'll catch you on the flip side.
I'll give you a shot at the title right here...
I'll have a Coke.
I'll shoot myself in the head
I'll tip her!
I'm afraid for my kids. I'm afraid to walk down the street.
I'm all for it. ...them mother...
I'm assuming
I'm beginning to see.
I'm confident that their investigation will end...
I'm doin' it. I deserve it.
I'm fuckin' done.
I'm fuckin' fine.
I'm fuckin' fine.
I'm fucking leaving now.
I'm going back downstairs and workin' on these pricks.
I'm gonna have to close down t t the bar.
I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed.
I'm live from the Copley Plaza Hotel,
I'm ready to... my... on.
I'm so fuckin' funny.
I'm strangely comfortable with it.
I'm such a moron. I gotta make up for that tit thing.
I'm sure the word you were looking for was symbolism.
I'm the fuck out of here.
I'm the funny man!
I've been workin' for those fat bastards since I've been in high school.
I've never confessed.
I've never seen any fucking thing like this in my fucking life!
ID just came back on these guys.
If I told you
If they had guns, they would've used them. But dangerous? Very.
If this guy still thinks the job is on,
If this was a sink,
If this was a sink,
If you can tell me that cat's name!
If you think about it, it's all you can do, really.
In accordance with their wishes.
In any of the apartments starting just this morning.
In Greek and Roman mythology,
In nomine Patris
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
In the apprehension of the suspects.
In the early 1900's, it was legal for men to beat their wives
In the house of the Lord today.
In this day and age,
Indifference of good men.
Into true corruption, into our domain.
Investigation with our full cooperation.
Is infamous Mafia don Papa Joe Yakavetta.
Is it so hard to believe that God has brought you here?
Is it so unbelievable that they don't fuckin' care about ya?
Is possibly the beginning
Is that right, Rambo?
Is there any way that we could stay here?
It is done! Shit!
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us!
It looks like we got us a cowboy. Hmm.
It makes a big bang.
It stands a good chance they were there last night.
It tells us he was the last to die.
It was a fuckin' ambush.
It was just a fuckin' bar fight! You guys are fuckin' pussies!
It was nicely done.
It was your idea to bring him in!
It'll all be over soon.
It's a fuckin' six shooter!
It's decent men with loving families.
It's Doc.
It's ethics.
It's grunt police work that's gonna bring this one in.
It's just a stupid joke.
It's like a conduit
It's like a scumbag yard sale.
It's on now.
It's really hittin' the fan in there, you know what I'm sayin'?
It's right here. Right here.
It's that fuckin' Russian's pager.
It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men.
It's very easy to be sarcastic about religion.
Jawohl.
Jesus, I just can't think anymore.
Jesus. You're the first one that ever got that.
Joey Bevo sent me over...
Just answer to the best of your knowledge.
Just be careful and go by the protocol on this.
Just for him, the package boy?
Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck.
Just ran out of bullets.
Just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.
Keep it goin', man. Get these murderers off the streets.
Keep the press out.
Kennedy assassination style bullet theory here.
Kill 'em all. Admit it.
Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
Knock yourselves out.
Know anything about that?
Know you weren't walkin' out of there.
Lakeview the deli, Roc?
Langley, you take that building. Same thing.
Let me explain it to you.
Let me squash the rumors now.
Let me talk to my boss.
Let's get the fuck outta here!
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's try it again. Try it again. Look at the ceiling.
Liberating, isn't it?
Liquid paraffin.
Listen to yourself.
Listen, fellas, I don't want anyone to know.
Listen, he probably knew you'd end up nailin' the fat guy,
Listen, I gotta do this by the numbers.
Listen, I know this neighborhood pretty good.
Listen, if you want to fight, you can see you're outnumbered here.
Listen, kid. I hope you understand who you're dealin' with here.
Listen, Roc, did anybody see ya?
Listen, something's been botherin' me about last night.
Look at the ceiling. Sense of touch alone.
Look at these entry and exit wounds.
Look at this fuckin' place. They're fuckin' me, man.
Look behind ya!
Look under the body.
Look, all of Yakavetta's people are on the left.
Look, fuck all these other guys.
Looks like we got us a new fuckin' recruit.
Mafiosos...
Making these boys out to be superheroes triumphing over evil.
Man...
Maybe he didn't know exactly what he was gonna do, but he had a pretty good idea.
Maybe one or two more, but he had to
Maybe they're just protectin' each other.
Mitchell, Langley!
Mm hmm.
Motherfucker is in the bushes right now.
Motherfucker!
Move him.
Mr. Yakavetta,
Murph, are you all right?
Murph, are you all right?
My father's father before him. So that's our shit.
N N... Yeah. And they're walkin' along the beach.
Neither of which deal with abnormally sized men.
Never a sigh, no throat clearing, nothing.
Never shall innocent blood be shed.
Newman, root through this shit.
Newman, root through this shit.
Next thing you're gonna tell me Sal was in on it.
Nine men, six bullets.
No comment.
No way they could have seen it.
No way. It had to be at least two.
No women, no kids.
No, do not do that, Laquelle, because you don't even know!
No, man. Are you sure you're okay?
No, no, that...
No, not me! Not me!
No, shut the fuck up! You look good. Put it on.
No, that's all wrong. David Dellro...
No, the bartender was no fuckin' accident.
No!
No! Fucking let the bloke go!
No! Roc!
No! Roc!
No. I'm just sayin' Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
No. No, no. That That...
No. They would never do that.
Nobody reported any gunshots.
Nobody, nobody, nobody...
Nobody's ready for it.
None of that cursing was directed at you. He's... He's a bit...
None of this is any good. Fuck!
Noodle is going to shoot straight ahead.
Nothin' needs to be rolled. Fuck!
Now get me a squad car and get me over there!
Now that Duffy has relinquished his King Bonehead crown,
Now there's only glass between you, and that's little fireman time.
Now they know the wife is the gatekeeper. She knows the code.
Now they're all dead bad guys.
Now they're starin' at six men with guns drawn.
Now this guy knows that his friend is coming to the game,
Now you Irish cops are perkin' up.
Now you will receive us!
Now, Roc, are you sure that you're O B kay B?
Now, what do you think is in that little case there?
Now, what makes you think they're dangerous?
Now?
Now...
Of course I fuckin' told him.
Of good men.
Of the first international mob war.
Of walkin' down the street waitin' for one of these crack pipin',
Oh, baby. Oh, come to Mama.
Oh, boy. You fuckin' guys. You ruined me.
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on.
Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe
Oh, fuck!
Oh, isn't that beautiful?
Oh, look.
Oh, man, you gotta let me do these guys.
Oh, really? I might just be wantin' a bagel with my coffee.
Oh, shit!
Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh, this is one sick motherfucker.
Oh, yeah, there it is.
Oh, yeah, you two fuckin' micks know what's goin' on, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're such a fuckin' retard!
Oh!
Oh. Right.
Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother.
Okay, people. Okay.
Okay, Roc.
Okay, some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead. Or silver.
Okay, we're ready.
Okay, whatever.
Okay? I'm ready to get busy too.
Okay? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, all right.
Okay. What do you boys think?
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
On TV, you've always got that guy that jumps over the sofa.
One of these guys is a real sicko.
Onion bagel, cream cheese.
Only when things got totally fucked.
Ooh.
Open the door. I'm gonna grab him by the fuckin' hair.
Or I will deliver you right fucking here!
Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
Our little theory from last night just got shot to shit.
Out of a brick wall and locate another that's been fired through a Dumpster?
Over here where the victim was done with A.
Ow! Give it a smell.
Pack your shit! Pack your shit! We gotta get out of here!
Panic, devastation.
Pappa Joe said there was only two! In and out!
Pappa Joe, you want me to go now?
Perhaps it should've been the rule of wrist.
Perhaps this explains why a public outcry
Plus... we got us a genuine...
Poor bastard. This has got to be his big break.
Pop, pop, pop, right through the glass.
Power hath descended forth from Thy ha...
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Pud pulling sissies leaked this to the press.
Right here in Boston.
Right out in public, man.
Roc, get the fucking bag! Fuckin' shit! Christ!
Roc, what the fuck? Get the fuck out of here!
Roc!
Roc!
Roc!
Roc!
Roc! No!
Roc! Roc, look at me!
Roc! Roc, you'll be fine!
Roc! Roc!
Roc! Roc! No!
Rocco!
Rocco.
Rocco... this package boy...
Said he's good. He's got every gun in the city up there.
Said she had water dripping down on her whole place.
Saints?
Same day, five hours apart,
Say these two guys right here, they don't even know the fuckin' huge guy.
See if you can find me two bullet casings,
Shall flow like a river.
She ain't been around in weeks anyhow.
She was in here when it all went down.
She'd have sold the thing for a dime bag. Screw her.
She's on every drug known to man.
Shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Shh!
Shh! I fuckin' hear some shit out here.
Shh! Shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Shit! He ain't here!
Shit.
Shoot him in the head.
Shot three guys to death in a coffee shop, broad daylight, fled the scene.
Shut the fucking camera!
Shut up!
Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
Shut your fat ass, Rayvie!
Sicilians.
Sick fuck!
Since the Iron Curtain has gone down,
Sit down!
Sit the fuck down.
Sit up.
So he just wants a Coke, 'cause that's all he needs.
So now we got a huge guy theory...
So quick you couldn't even feel it go, could you?
So that means one of our shooters dropped to his knees.
So that which is good may flourish.
So the genie goes poof!
So the genie says to the white guy,
So the Lord has spoken to you twice today.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
So what do you think?
So you keep your traps shut!
So you think they came for the fag man, huh?
So you're not just talkin' about mob guys, right?
So, Duffy,
So, he asks the Mexican what he wants.
So, how is it
So, I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man.
So, what we have here, gentlemen,
So, what's the symbology there?
Some guy went nuts over off at Comm Ave.
Some sensational story in the papers...
Somebody can just go out, get a gun and shoot somebody
Something new is going on here.
Something went wrong here. This has personal written all over it.
Something went wrong right here.
Standing trial today for the third time in two years...
Start droppin' dead, and you think it's unrelated!
Stay away! He can take care of himself!
Stay with me, boys. What did they do
Television is the explanation for this.
Television.
Tell me a funny joke.
Telling everybody I was as good as dead.
Than the laws... of man.
Thank you, Father Macklepenny,
That ain't my real name.
That look like they've been serial crushed
That makes it a federal matter.
That occurred at this local Boston deli earlier this afternoon,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
That scene over at the coffee shop today just tapped me out.
That someone should just go kill those motherfuckers.
That was funny, wasn't it? That was real fucking funny!
That's a possibility.
That's him.
That's just fuckin' weird. I have no idea.
That's just not the way things are done. Besides, how does he know...
That's just not the way things happen.
That's just what we need now...
That's not funny, man. Give it here, package boy.
That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
That's the guy that got us off the hook with the Checkov thing.
That's two sound theories in one day,
That's who I'm doin' this for. Now open the fuckin' thing, Father.
The '90s are killing me.
The boatman who ferried you across to the Gates of Judgment.
The dancer gets it on the other side.
The depth of faith,
The depth of faith,
The Duke's a fuckin' Houdini. He does a disappearin' act.
The fat man.
The funny man.
The genie goes, Yeah. He says,
The grounds in Mother Russia are fertile
The hits just keep on comin'.
The Italians, the Greeks.
The kid says he leaves it open when he takes his bike out.

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