The Boondocks - Season 4 Edit

A B.E.T. Award nominated sitcom actor, thank you.

A beautiful white woman.

A black woman is more likely to die in a tanning salon fire than find true love.

A bomb has been placed on this bus.

A bomb? A bomb?

A book I had meant to read many times.

A brilliant strategy. loy.

A business manager can't make money appear in your bank account.

A chance to fix your biggest mistake?

A clone?!

A couple of "I'll kill myself if you leave me"?

A few days later, he died in a street fight.

A full butt to butt blood transfusion.

A Gangstalicious card.

A grad student at Fisk University,

A huge ass full of AB blood?

A jail that smells like a combination of poop,

A little mini doc to go with it, maybe even go to different cities.

A loan! Yes! I'll take it!

A lot more.

A man can't truly call himself a man

A marathon that long would wreck my knees.

A month?

A month's supply of overly branded clothing?

A new face in the Republican campaign race...

A nice white delivery man gave me a pizza for a dollar.

A rare skin condition called "Revitiligo."

A really important lady out there who's really sick?

A signed Ray J CD?

A small dinner. No entourage!

A wetback illegal.

A woman would rather be with a guy that beats them to death

A year before that, Flizzy received a two year suspended sentence

A'ight, pimpin', I'm a see you tomorrow.

A'ight. Eddie. Think.

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Get this [beep] off of me!

Aah! No! Aah!

Aah! Ooh.

Aah! Ow! Nig... ga!

Aah! Please! I'm going north!

Aah! You... you missed me, ****a!

About how many starving kids the money I just made could have saved.

About it. If I do take the case,

About time. Come on, let's go.

About writing letters to Abraham Lincoln looking for help.

About your mistress, about how you hate [beep] your wife...

According to this, every one of your credit cards is maxed out.

Actually, that's kind of gangsta.

After beating his then girlfriend Christianna

After explosives were detected on their person.

After getting beaten that bad.

After that day,

After that you just need 25 years of thug rap.

Again and again with his twisted n**** penis.

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh! Shit! Fuck, fuck, agh!

Agreed! Wait! No!

Ah, but I forgive her

Ah, let's do some ocean sounds.

Ah, let's just call it a draw.

Ah, yeah, ****a.

Ah, yes, the visionary domestic terrorist

Ah. Pretty boy.

Ain't it? I just lost my job.

Ain't never gonna get one anyway." Ha!

Ain't no ****a make no plans!

Ain't no question about that.

Ain't no rest in this rest home.

Ain't no singing, no dancing,

Al qaeda?!

All day long on the radio, that's all I hear, even on the white stations.

All I ended up learning is my wife likes you better.

All I know is they kept singing that same damn song over and over.

All of the Rileys, we say "no."

All right, all right, all right.

All right, get moving, get moving.

All right, joke time.

All right, think. We got to think about what we're gonna do.

All right, we got you now.

All right, what's invisible and smells like strawberries?

All right, you asked for it!

All right.

All right. Let's get to it. Whoa!

All that butt and weave and sweat.

All these people in line for rote, dehumanizing work?

All this fresh air and sunshine, and who needs shoes?!

All this time, I didn't know that.

All y'all got outtie buttholes!

All y'all should be ashamed! This has gone too far!

All you had to do was read what was on the page!

Already slaves in debt to me

Also, we of the Tea Party are strict believers in personal freedom...

Although I started to suspect

Always hanging around here, being jealous!

Am I a frumpy everyman?

Am I about to get jumped into some gray panthers gang?

Amazing.

Amen.

An affluent, quiet, tree lined suburb.

An African American entrepreneur.

An escort is a smart, pretty white woman who,

An iPhone with the new improved Siri!

An old school man like you.

Analyzed, ****a.

And "The Emancipation Proclamation,"

And a cameo by coko from SWV.

And all the people around her.

And am I reading this right?

And back then, it was harder when you put out.

And before you know, some ****a will want to integrate

And being poor is bad, but this ****a has the nerve to be both!

And called us from inside your house?

And change the laws of the universe on your narrow behind.

And come on, Huey, not just black people.

And denounce any feelings that resemble self esteem and/or self worth.

And didn't want to die senselessly.

And discovered you are both a war hero and a civil rights legend.

And do him!

And eat junk food and let the machine make all your decisions.

And everything you need is right in there, huh?

And execution by drone strike.

And feeding bitches again.

And feel comfortable you will never see his illegal ass in the Roosevelt room.

And give him a piece of my mind.

And go pitch your own show!

And have an army of rhyming preachers behind me.

And he's holding me hostage. Save me!

And here's what you'll need to make one at home!

And hey, your scowl... not helping.

And hold onto it real tight!

And how about these... how about your entourage?

And how many of those fans donated $4 billion to charity?

And how to talk to bitches and save your marriage.

And I am morally compelled to say

And I especially hate when they both combine together,

And I got stuff going on!

And I lost. Here you go, boss.

And I need you to lend a hand...

And I need you to stay till closing time.

And I needed some help trying to get my wife back.

And I never received the e vite,

And I remember thinking to myself,

And I said, "you don't scare me, white man.

And I started thinking

And I swear, I'll drop her ass off at the Basketball Wives

And I teach you how to dress

And I thought I would stop by and see how y'all ****as was doin'.

And I was yelling... ooh, was I yelling...

And I'll give your grandfather a nice cushy job.

And I'm ashamed to say I made up my mind to hit that white man.

And I'm sort of a history buff, if I may say so myself.

And if he keeps coming back?

And if I had a chance to get out...

And if I see you again, I'm gonna...

And if you ever have a baby die in your arms,

And impregnates all the white women of child rearing age!

And in front of Pretty Boy Flizzy!

And in honor of that beautiful young boy

And it doesn't matter, guys.

And it's all my fault for movin' us here.

And just pretend you didn't see that shit the first time!

And leave ****as the fuck alone!

And let's roll out.

And listen real careful.

And make us do what we don't want to do?

And may we one day get to a world

And most of my family was in the south, and I didn't care.

And mwah! Voil? Delicioso!

And my Tyler's got soccer tonight.

And never looked back, right?

And not making no bombs?

And on behalf of the president, I'm here to ensure these three are not harmed.

And other colors, like Mexicans and sand people.

And people who live in their mother's basements talk shit

And placed it in the wig you see on this mannequin.

And prettier than you to meet your wife?

And right next to Bull Connor, helping him organize this violence against the riders,

And run them past you for screening and approval.

And say a "no, homo" over this whole conversation.

And she's great with directions.

And she's just as real as you or I.

And show how much we care.

And since most of y'all haven't washed, you smell like ass.

And smiled at giving away the bulk of his free day to the man.

And so, I admit when I got your e mail,

And so, I was a professor in physics.

And so, I've only been here for a little over a month, but I am homesick.

And sometimes with ****as,

And start waxing hoods.

And state troopers with orders to shoot the bus on sight.

And Sturdy basically holding Robert captive,

And suddenly, we weren't afraid anymore.

And Teshawndretta Brown were detained for several hours

And that American sweetheart, Sandra Bullock.

And that big black ****a from "The Blind Side."

And that feeling is the most powerful [beep] drug in the world.

And that is exactly what he plans to do!

And that's why I would like to extend a sincere, heartfelt apology

And the cognitively impaired...

And the gangster mastermind, also known as "the Fundraiser."

And the last one had that God awful laugh.

And the last shall be high yellow.

And the new rate on your sub prime, non prime,

And the next mayor of Woodcrest, Uncle Ruckus!

And the other one. I forget his name.

And the phone was, like, a smart woman.

And their local bomb squad will properly dispose of the gel.

And then I got to live with that shame!

And then I worked in the corporate world for way too long.

And then schools.

And then wanting to come to the Flizzy dinner for the free food.

And then we just have to stay together

And there was a gentleman waving us down.

And they consume a whole lot more than regular children

And they said, "****a, don't you dare go into that bathroom."

And they specifically forbid keeping us here against our will.

And they were calling us all kinds of names...

And they were throwing in a lot of free ammunition.

And they'll deserve it.

And they're horrible at it!

And this fantasy space time continuum,

And this one!

And told me to come stand shoulder to shoulder with you in your hour of need.

And twice on his futon.

And use it for the poster for our national campaign.

And used up all your special white people quilted toilet paper!

And watch my "Basketball Wives" and scratch!

And we can't do it here.

And we don't do anything funny together!

And we got real meth and crack addicted kids at the gift shop.

And we have no money.

And we keep them on antibiotics

And we sitting here eating air sandwiches?

And we want to use young Riley in our youth campaign.

And we're all [Bleep] up!

And what about her?

And what has it gotten me?

And what would Mr. Rogers do?

And what's in it for you?

And when I say "run," run!

And whether it's safe to drive.

And while Siri here is not an actual Caucasian woman,

And why can't you say "f'sho"?

And with those three things, nothing can ever go wrong!

And women hate to be bored, Tom.

And women hate to be bored.

And you ended up killing him.

And you just gonna dangle all that sexiness in front of her?!

And you know how real women can put on weight,

And you let the boys call me "mom," hmm?

And you may write this down...

And you telling him to work for free?

And you... Kindhearted but frumpy everyman...

And you're both coming with me.

And your grandkids are so well mannered.

And your homeowner's policy,

And, Huey, well, you didn't have a wish list,

And, of course, to Robert Freeman

And... wait! I think I have the perfect job.

Any slave I catch reading or writing will be shot immediately!

Anything you can say to me you can say in front of them.

Anything you can say to me, you can say in front of Ms. Siri.

Anyway, look, stop being all "freedom fighter"

Apologize!

Apparently for no reason whatsoever.

Apple Computers don't need to be usin' no Chinese slave labor.

Approximately 200 million.

Are these the crimes for which you have forsaken me, my love?

Are we about to have a ****a moment?

Are you ignoring me?!

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you're just doing a chemistry project

Are you sure?

Are you?!

Aren't you a sitcom actor now?

As I said on the phone,

As long as that personal freedom does not involve

As long as you know.

As much as them n****es con queso annoy me,

As salamu alaykum, brother!

As the gay occupation of our front yard

As we were approaching the Mississippi state line,

As well as a B.E.T.Award nominated actor and producer.

As well as bribe the district attorney to drop the case.

As you see, I broke out my good China.

Ass augmentation addiction syndrome.

Asshole!

At that point, as Robert tried to get away from the bus station employee,

At Wuncler Banking, we do believe in offering quality banking services

Audiences love them!

Authorities say his sexiness is an exact match.

Avert your eyes, avert your eyes.

Aw, come on.

Aw, damn it.

Aw, damn it.

Aw, Granddad!

Aw, here we go again.

Aw, hey!

Aw, hey.

Aw, man, here he come!

Aw, man. What'd you do now?

Aw, man. Why didn't we think to bring no gun?

Aw, no, Granddad.

Aw, no! You spendin' money on a date

Aw, yeah, little man!

Aw, yeah! He's back!

Aww.

Aww.

B but wait. I knew you was gonna say that.

Baby, wake up!

Back to where you came from,

Bad free throwing ****a athlete.

Bad news is, we're still not really makin' a dent in your debt.

Barack Hussein Obama thinks black people

Be late for my first date.

Be strong. God will protect us.

Beat us, stab us, sic dogs on us, light us on fire.

Because he has a nice office and gets CNN sound bites.

Because I have something important to say.

Because I know I I don't really look like that.

Because our generation raised no good, selfish ass sons.

Because she's somehow developed feelings and become obsessed with you?

Because the Chinaman uses slave labor, and we don't.

Because the white businessman,

Because those hairy motherfuckers,

Because we may be on national television.

Because women have no self respect!

Because you are.

Because you want to meet him

Because, let's face it, the longer I'm gone,

Because! No woman wakes up and says,

Before it was finally discovered that their hair...

Before the law shows up.

Before they became slaves here.

Before you and your grandchildren are homeless and starving.

Before you can bring something like this to market.

Before, maybe. Now, no way.

Behaving for the babysitter.

Behold... the future!

Being the only homeless kid at school, Granddad.

Believe me... they can't do much,

Believe me... they can't do much,

Bench, help me show this motherfucker.

Bench, take your wonderful ideas

Besties, my ass.

Besties!

Between Robert Freeman and the ****a's telephone.

Birmingham was the most racist city in the whole country,

Birmingham?! [beep] That's the worst!

Bitch ass.

Bitch lost her cellphone in her own body fat.

Bitches be hatin'.

Bitter.

Black Assistant Bitches Who Kill Their Bosses. Believe that.

Black folks have earned a full time extortionist on their side.

Blacky American slave labor!

Bocce is a fictional language in the "Star Wars" universe.

Bomb hair gel has been declared a controlled substance.

Boo!

Boring.

Boss Willona, could I advise my grandfather briefly?

Boss Willona, there's something you should know about this stuff.

Boss Willona, this stuff is dangerous.

Boss Willona.

Boss, here's our stat for the day.

Boxers Or Briefs.

Boy, come here! Come here!

Boy, I love that.

Boy, I'ma have to kick his ass when I see him.

Boy, please. I'm my own man.

Boy, that is a powerful request.

Boy, the sound of that whip sure is sweet.

Boy, what the hell you doing in here?

Boy, you ****as just don't know a good thing when you see it.

Boys, there's great power in forgiveness,

Boys!

Brave white men of law enforcement,

Breaking news in the Riley Freeman bullying story.

Brings the 19th century to life.

Broke men and boring men.

Brother Freeman, please.

Brothers and sisters, freedom awaits.

Buck dance if you hear anything resembling a tune,

Bull Connor made an arrangement with the Ku Klux Klan.

Bully, bully, stay back!

But a ****a can take an ass whupping, I promise!

But almost immediately, people started using the "b" word.

But an n word moment, as you put it,

But because of this chick,

But because you want to do it!

But don't you see? This time, it's different.

But experts claim a single jar contains enough high explosives

But first, I'd like to talk briefly about my mixtape.

But for how long?

But he's supposed to be in jail!

But here, we don't say "no, homo."

But I don't hang with no negative energy sucking.

But I don't have the money right now.

But I don't want forever!

But I guess all I really want to say is...

But I had money, and as long as I had money,

But I had plans tonight.

But I had to! He's a psychopath!

But I had to! He's a psychopath!

But I just get the feeling that you like me for me,

But I know I can kick an Apple worker's ass, okay?

But I know I can kick an Apple worker's ass, okay?

But I told you she...

But I was like, "let me? I'm a grown ass man.

But I'm afraid we just have to wait.

But I'm not running for president.

But I'm not sure if girls come in the phone.

But I'm tired of acting like a ****a!

But if a man doesn't have something worth dying for,

But if he's Robert's friend, then he's my friend, too.

But if I can stay in just the right amount of trouble, I'll be all right.

But if we don't get rid of your ugly clothes, where will I put my clothes?

But instead of long money, he's got long balls.

But it ends.

But it is a violation of my civil rights

But it really was gay.

But it was gay! Why should I have to apologize?

But it was okay when you were doing it?

But it's not really a donation, because I'm taking it.

But just whistle, and I will be on him like white on rice!

But love is stronger than our physical beings.

But maybe I'm desensitized.

But next they will want to integrate schools and restaurants,

But not really 'cause he was a dick.

But nothing worked out as planned.

But one thing Uncle Ruckus will not tolerate...

But people really get off seeing you get your ass beat!

But perhaps your ill feelings are misplaced, little angry afro boy?

But refused to disclose the name of the manufacturer.

But soon you will see it's all for the best.

But that big, dumb football ****a?

But that's okay.

But that's what they are!

But the Nicki Minaj thing was staged.

But the part about them being lonely and bitter... True.

But the three of us... we're going on.

But their anger was clear.

But then he has to snitch,

But then your assistant called, and she was so sweet and amazing,

But there are documents called "The Constitution"

But there will be a shopping montage.

But there's also a song called, "white wifebooty."

But things didn't quite work out as planned.

But we ain't, okay?

But we are prepared for that to happen.

But we can find you a job.

But we do have a strategy.

But we have some minor obstacles.

But we were all under Eddie's thumb.

But what about the fight tour?!

But what about the strategy of nonviolent direct action?

But why am I so sexy?

But why do they want me, Tom?

But why not just tell me?!

But why?

But with cotton candy and a merry go round!

But you are boring,

But you can't say fag. Say fag and they'll bleep it.

But you have to take a chance sometimes, I guess.

But you like some kind of heptathlete of losing.

But you told me it wasn't a bomb.

But you two little ****as, oh,

But you two little ****as, oh,

But you'd be better than a regular old person.

But your people are happy

But, Boss Willona,

But, honestly, really can't say f'sho one way or the other.

But, rather, a Caucasian man suffering from

But, really, it's because I'm a [Bleep] up.

But... because you're a friend of Siri,

But... what about this?

By any means necessary.

By doubling down on the bad ****** news.

By the controversy generated by the freedom riders,

By the way, you're not exactly the same as the original.

Call me Eddie. Can I come in?

Call the chaplain and the morgue

Call?! Did you say "call?!"

Called and asked for my help dealing with them freedom ridin' ****as

Came in the mail today.

Can get his ass whupped by a ****a

Can I help you, motherfucker?

Can I help you, motherfucker? Hey!

Can I offer you anything?

Can I pay you double to turn the bus around?

Can I say that? Yes, I can.

Can I tell you my side of it, though?

Can I tell you my side of it, though?

Can we donate?

Can we go shopping for a new phone now?

Can you [beep] not talk like that?

Can you get

Can you get me off?

Can you imagine Mr. Rogers in a ****a moment?

Can you think of any way to make some quick money?

Can you throw me a line?

Can't an old bitch get some free legal advice,

Can't find a good man for six seasons.

Can't settle their differences in a bloody street fight?

Can't you see this is what the 1% wants?

Can't you see, granddad?

Captain of the football team, totally fearless.

Case closed.

Case closed.

Cha ching!

Chalk up another win for the n****es!

Channel 11 obtained a sample of the hair gel

Channel 11 obtained a sample of the hair gel

Cheap food tastes good, and it's cheap.

Child labor laws, unsafe workplaces, really small hands.

Chop, chop, Vanderbilt!

Citizen's arrest!

Claimed it would not be ordering any more

Cleanup on bed number three, stat.

Colored restroom could use some attending.

Come find me, Robert.

Come here, come here!

Come here, ******.

Come in, young skinny black child.

Come in, young skinny black child.

Come on [Bleep], aah!

Come on out here, ****a!

Come on, fight, old man! Fight!

Come on, girl. You can do better than that.

Come on, granddad!

Come on, Granddad. I'ma still be thirsty after that.

Come on, homie! Bench!

Come on, honey, let's walk the other way and call the police.

Come on, huey, look at this!

Come on, kids. Let's eat.

Come on, man! Less sweat, more scrub!

Come on, man. Have some dignity.

Come on, Robert!

Come on, squeeze my hand, baby.

Come on, Tom!

Come on!

Come on! Beat it up, fleezy! Whoa!

Come on! We just can't sit around here and wait!

Come on. Shake those haters.

Come one, come all! Welcome to freedomland!

Come see what this blind, old man got for your ass!

Come with me.

Completely dedicated to the cause of justice.

Completely embarrassing!

Condemnation from gay rights groups was swift.

Congratulations, brothers! Crisis averted!

Congratulations!

Contains a dangerously explosive chemical.

Cool. So, what do you think?

Could be an errant look, incidental contact.

Could somehow be able to help each other.

Could you have a bomb in your hair?

Could you please stop?

Couldn't even get the stupid lady to work.

Cu u t!

Cuba Gooding Jr. in "Radio,"

Cut off that slave's foot and he ain't goin' nowhere.

Cut that out!

Cut!

Cut!

Cut! Take 5.

Dad turned over the property management to me.

Daddy!

Damn it, boy, why do you have to ruin everything?

Damn it, boy. I'm gonna beat your ass when we get home.

Damn it, how'd you figure out how to call me on Skype?!

Damn it, I can't even figure out how to check my Facebook from this damn phone!

Damn it, men. Are you crazy?

Damn it, watch where you're going, bitch!

Damn it! As you know, there has been a black cloud following us,

Damn it! I thought you read books!

Damn it! My lady is not dying

Damn shame, isn't it?

Damn that Make A Wish Foundation!

Damn you, n**** child!

Damn, ain't I punished enough?

Damn, damn, damn!

Damn, Huey. Why you got to ruin everything?

Damn, that is sexy.

Damn, Tom.

Damn!

Damn! She used real sweet potatoes.

Damn! Y'all ain't never got no strawberry milk.

Damn. Huey, I'm ready to bust up out of here, man.

Damn. Ooh.

Damn. You're a downer.

Dancing With The Stars?

Dead grandmother's ashes!

Dead.

Deal's off!

Death is a small price to pay for freedom.

Decided to spend his final days.

Decided to venture into the deep south to defy those immoral laws.

Declined?! No, that's crazy.

Depending on the parameters, I'm perfectly fine with that.

Diane now confronts a moral and philosophical dilemma.

Did he just call me retarded?

Did that show you?

Did the laws of the universe change and nobody told me?

Did you check the interest rate?

Did you just draw that while you was outside?

Did you not hear me?

Did you read the fine print?

Did you really even beat Christianna?

Did you really think I couldn't hack your piece of [beep] android, Robert?

Did you rob the liquor store, Flizzy?

Did you take some karate classes? Whoa!

Didn't I say "trust me"?

Didn't really have anyone else to call.

Didn't see that coming.

Dimples, "honey brown" complexion, chiseled abs, extra shiny chap sticked lips...

Disaster since we moved here.

Do any of y'all know what a BBC is?

Do I look like mine? Sometimes if a picture of me is too good, I won't post it

Do not be an n word.

Do not hold back on these ****as.

Do they know anything?

Do this for me, Tom.

Do we know what happened?!

Do y'all have that screen thing that you can, like,

Do you even hear yourselves?

Do you have any friends who traffic in drugs?

Do you hear me? Fake... Your... Deaths.

Do you hear me? Fake... Your... Deaths.

Do you know what you've done to us? We're doomed.

Do you know you can't even say fag on TV anymore?

Do you really need cable, high speed internet?

Do your wife?

Doc, you got to make her live! This isn't fair!

Does anyone know where I can find

Does everybody enjoy waterboarding?

Does it not seek to heal your broken soul?

Does not excuse you from obeying the law.

Does this mean we can't make no more money?

Does your android not sootheyour ears with the sound of ocean waves?

Doing homework by candlelight, like Amish ******s,

Don't forget to stir in the crack!

Don't get me wrong. Unh unh. I hated Jim Crow.

Don't get too excited.

Don't hold back. Give it to me straight.

Don't listen to him, boss lady Willona.

Don't look at me like that.

Don't need that.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Don't say the "r" word.

Don't scream. It's okay!

Don't take this personal, guys.

Don't tell anyone it's from the thrift store.

Don't tell me what to do!

Don't turn over!

Don't worry, Robert...

Don't you believe in my right to tell the truth?

Don't you ever fuck with us or anyone we love.

Don't you ever question whether or not I beat Christianna!

Don't you get it?

Don't you have visitors?

Don't you remember when he signed his freedom away to Mr. Eddie?

Don't you see, Huey?

Don't you think I know what's going on here?

Don't, because...

Donations are so... impersonal.

Done!

Dorothy Dandridge?

Dragged his black ass all the way over here

Eating junk food and watching junk TV?

Ed Wuncler and his economy crushing son, Eddie Jr.

Ed Wuncler and I are old buddies now.

Eddie Wuncler's the owner of this house, motherfucker.

Eddie, I'm sorry. We just don't have it.

Eddie, what the hell do you call yourself

Eh, it's not my thing, but it's what passes for R&B now, all right?

Eh, no one cares about an old broke lady.

Eh, no sweat, man. That was rough.

Eh, not really.

Eh, remember we tried that at the Indian section.

Eh, what?

Ehhh...

End Jim Crow.

Enough. Get your asses in bed.

Entertain that.

Entertains the masses, and keeps them working.

Escort? Ha! Let me break down "escort" for you.

Especially hitting a woman.

Even a bald headed ****a like you can do it!

Even by his own account,

Even got one from the vice presidente after World War II.

Even I can go to a club and roll out with some free dick for the night.

Even I was forced to cooperate.

Even if you could get the ingredients,

Even ****! Isn't it wonderful?

Even more powerful than pouring water on their hair.

Even the old ones gone white like they're damn NBA players or something.

Even the short bus ****as is shaking us down.

Even though ain't none of them really wives except Malaysia.

Even though he is white, he has wide nostrils.

Even though he tried not to show it,

Even you can't hate on this!

Events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal.

Eventually, even the White House won't be white.

Eventually, granddad's pride got the best of him.

Eventually, they would put Stinkmeaner in jail.

Ever since granddad sold his soul to Eddie Wuncler,

Every gain in U.S. history

Every single black man who has touched a Kardashian ass,

Every time she throws him out,

Every time you do that, you're actually kind of killing her.

Everybody know Granddad got lots of paper.

Everybody knows what happened!

Everybody's fucking stupid, God damn it.

Everyone makes fun of them.

Everything a ****a could want.

Everything looks fine to me.

Everything's fine.

Everywhere you can get 'em.

Ew! I ain't hungry now.

Ew. Couldn't you have gotten something nicer?

Exactly.

Except it'll really be me kicking yo bitch ass every night,

Except it's an old, black man kicking another old, black man's ass!

Except, wait. You wanted me to stop apologizing,

Excuse me for a quick second.

Excuse me for a second.

Excuse me just a sec.

Excuse me, I want to buy