Weekend Update: Tina Fey on Protesting After Charlottesville - SNL Edit

BEEN DOING IT ONCE A WEEK SINCE THE ELECTION.

BULLETS, WE LET YOU MARCH THE STREETS WITH SEMI AUTOMATIC

BUNCH OF WHITE BOYS IN POLO SHIRTS SCREAMING ABOUT TAKING A

BUT THE OTHER SIDE IS NAZI'S AND KLANSMEN.

DONNY JOHN COMES OUT AND HE SAYS THAT HE CONDEMNS VIOLENCE ON

EVIL FORCES DESCEND ON VIRGINIA. OUR PRESIDENT, DONALD JOHN

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE COOL, YOUNG CONGRESSMAN, BUT YOU DON'T

I LOVE YOU CHARLOTTESVILLE. AS THOMAS JEFFERSON SAID, WHO IS

I WOULD URGE PEOPLE SATURDAY, INSTEAD OF PARTICIPATING IN THE

I'M FEELING SICK BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I HAVE SEEN RAIDERS OF THE

I'M JUST ONE PERSON, WHAT CAN I DO?

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL. I HAVE NOTHING BUT FOND MEMORIES

KLANSMEN, THEY WERE INDEPENDENT MILITIAS.

LIKE IT. THAT'S HOW GOOD THE ARCHITECTURE

NEED TO DEFEND OUR BEAUTIFUL, CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS WHEN HE

NO, COLIN, NAZI'S ARE ALWAYS BAD, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

OF MY TIME THERE. I GRADUATED A VIRGIN AND I STILL

ON THE WEEKEND'S EVENTS OF CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA IS

OUT ON COLIN'S SIDE BECAUSE IT'S THE BETTER HALF OF MY FACE.

PART OF ME HOPES THEY GET IT IN NEW YORK CITY AND GET KICKED BY

PROTEST AT STANDING ROCK WE SHOOT AT THEM WITH RUBBER

PUNCH WHEN YOU WANT TO SCREAM, IT'S NOT OUR COUNTRY, WE STOLE

RACISM IS BAD@DONALD TRUMP. THEN THEN, DONNY JOHN SAYS WE

REPUBLICANS IN BERKELEY, YOU ARE LIKE OKAY, BARBIE.

SANE AMERICANS TO TREAT THESE RALLIES THIS WEEKEND LIKE THE

SCREAMING MATCHES AND VIOLENCE, FIND A LOCAL BUSINESS YOU

SO CALLED SUPERORGASMS WITH YOGA AND PRETENDING.

THANK YOU, COLIN AND CHE. I JUST WANT TO SAY I ALWAYS COME

THERE'S 250 WELL ARMED MILITIA'S ACROSS THE U.S. READY MOBILIZE

TO A 94 YEAR OLD MAN. THEY ARE REGISTERED AT BED BATH

WHO DROVE THE CAR INTO THE CROWD, HILLARY'S E MAILS?

WOULD TAKE THEM DOWN IN A SECOND IF HE COULD BUILD A BUNCH OF

>> EXPERTS ARE SAYING IT'S POSSIBLE FOR WOMEN TO HAVE

>> IN CONCLUSION, I REALLY WANT TO SAY, TO ENCOURAGE ALL GOOD,

>> SEE, IT'S WORKING ALREADY. SHEET CAKING IS A GRASS ROOTS

>> THEN WE HEAR THERE'S NINE MORE ALT RIGHT RALLIES SATURDAY

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WEEKEND UPDATE SUMMER EDITION"

>> WHEN YOU WANT TO YELL, DON'T YELL AT THE KLAN, YELL INTO THE

>>> THIS WEEK IN NEW YORK CITY, A 98 YEAR OLD WOMAN GOT MARRIED