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Norm Macdonald Sounds

Norm Gene Macdonald was a Canadian stand-up comedian, actor, and writer who lived from October 17, 1959, until September 14, 2021. In 1998, he was let off from Saturday Night Live for reportedly making fun of O. J. Simpson when he was on trial for murder. In addition to hosting his own comedy, The Norm Show, Norman also developed and acted in the 1998 movie Dirty Work. He wrote the dramatised version of his life in the 2016 book Based on a True Story.

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Ah God
All I want is the fifty thousand dollars that you owe us
All right
And I promise you you'll get your building back
And this requires no sex
And this requires no sex
And you're having sex
Are you talking about
But nice doing business with you
Bye
Bye
Bye
Call Me
Come on the guy deserved us
Completely ridiculous
Completely ridiculous
Creeps the hell out of me telling the truth
Creeps the hell out of me telling the truth
Creepy
Dan quayle
Did you say fifty thousand dollars
Did you say fifty thousand dollars
Die
Do you care for brownie
Do you have any idea how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls
Do you like it
Doesn't matter with you
Except for the other thing that hurts the most but the lack of respect hurts the second most
For fifty thousand dollars
Fuck you must be delirious or something
Further
Gave the money to a homeless guy on the street today
George pataki
Good idea
Good lord
Good lord
Ha
Ha
Ha you didn't count of my loyal army in prostitutes did you
Haha you didn't count of my loyal army of prostitutes did you
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hey
Hey
Hey dude what's up
Hey hey
Hey honey I understand your upset
Hey honey I understand your upset
Hey look
Hey maybe you feel better after we have some dirty sex
Hey maybe you feel better after we have some dirty sex
Hey pops how are you feeling with your new heart
Hey wait a minute that's not true
Hey what's up fruity
Hey what's up pretty
Hi I miss
Holy lord
Holy lord
Hope you like crap
How
I admit
I don't know maybe this year your lifelong pattern of random assault
I don't know what happen
I don't know what happened
I gotta get in shape that's my next big thing now you know i'm not in good shape you know when I was younger has nothing good shape
I gotta tell you something
I have no idea
I have no idea
I messed up i'm sorry
I messed up i'm sorry
I really need your help
I should've got my nose bit up by a saigon whore
I want to thank you for going along with us on this
I was punching in one guy and I was kicking this other guy I threw this one dude right through a plate glass window
I'll tell you what
I'm going to help you every step of the way
I'm going to tell him
I've not falling for that one again
In nine year old boy
Intense physical attraction to maine
It seems to be that red
Jenny
Jesus
Johnny cochran
Just relax
K keep your distance there liberace
Let's watch your dirty opera
Look at it's kind of embarrassing being physically afraid of a hundred year old man who just had a coronary so
Look I know you're mad but I think I know how to get to fifty thousand and save the apartment building
Maine
Mitch weaver
Neil
No
No
No
No
No no I can hear you fine it must be your phone
No no no I have a plan
No sex at all
No sex at all
Nobody screws me over like that
North to self making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised
Not gonna work
Note to self making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised
Now
Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic right
Now you're going to sign this contract that gives back full ownership of ninety nine franklin street to kirkpatrick
Now you're talking
Oh
Oh
Oh god stop saying dirty stuff for a second would you
Oh my goodness
Oh wait I remember
OJ simpson
OK
OK
OK
OK by the way you're a fat guy
OK it's a short story
OK settle down prostitutes
Point at
Really
Really
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
Right at dark
Sam 's got a right to know
Stop
Stop saying dirty stuff for a second would you
Stop.
Sure would be right over
Thanks
That's good news that
That's maine
The pork sandwich is delicious
The worst thing is we didn't even get paid
There
Travis cole
Two kinds of people in this world those who get stamped on those who do the stopping
We can help you
We kick their ass
We want it now
We were trying to earn fifty thousand dollars to get a heart transplant for our dad
Well good luck to you jimmy
Well he's not only your father
Well i'm trying to be a better person i'm working on that you know i'm doing the best I can hear
Well then I guess you have to beg
Well trust me this isn't just talk
What are you dirty car salesman
What are you kidding
What do dirty car salesman
Where you work
Where you work
Who's that dude
Why not
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah it's a long story
Yeah just relax
Yeah that be great
Yeah they got no yeah definitely they got it because the thing is this
Yes
You always fifty thousand dollars for getting the building ninety nine franklin street condemned
You are so much like a talk
You bet on the fight in rocky three in the you bet against rocky
You hurt the most is that the lack of respect you know that's what hurts the most
You know
You know it hurts the most is the lack of respect
You never heard of that
You're not my father I don't know who my father is but it is not you
Your father
Your father is a good man
Your new nose looks great

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