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Ah, that is rich.
And through playing games.
And what is so important that you need to? Interrupt me during my private reflection period.
Are you OK?
Ball me blazer.
Ben Stiller From Dodgeball Sounds Sound
But seriously.
Date, I said. We should date sometime, you know, socially. Go out and kick it.
Don't think of me as your boss.
Fat boy.
Fucking Chuck Norris.
Global Gym is a beacon of human physical perfection, a benchmark in the fitness community.
Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey. Joke maker.
I always knew you were weak.
I called up the bank and told them that you were stealing and drinking on the job and they bought it. Can you believe it?
I know you just said that.
I know you know that. I know you.
I know you.
I know you've been hiding some feelings for me.
I trust everything's going swimmingly.
I would love to see that Pretty Little bone structure of yours around here some more.
I'm white, you know. I'm white.
I'm your boss.
It is over between us.
It's a metaphor.
It's called the Freedom of Information Act.
It's time to end the square dance once and for all.
It's white.
Just kidding, but not really.
La loser?
Let me hit you with some knowledge.
Let's bounce.
Like with those freaks over there and loser town, huh?
Me and my squad are going to split.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody.
Now you're my bitch.
Oh, and I almost forgot.
Oh, I don't think I'm a lot Dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.
Real freaking naughty.
So I handle my business.
So that's the deal.
Spare me.
Suck. Failure freak.
That is what I love about you. You've got a personality.
That's cool.
That's what I'm saying to you.
The point is.
There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee employer relationship.
There's nothing you can do about it.
To shame.
We are the global gym purple cobras.
We should mate.
We're pretty tight knit tribe here, but there's always room for one more squaw.
Welcome. You naughty too.
Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock.
White Goodman.
Woo Hoo.
Yeah, you know, in some cultures they only eat vomit.
You don't go crying to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face.
You like the freaky stuff, huh?
You lost. I won.
You should quit now and save yourself the embarrassment of losing.
You're fired.
Your life. And you gal. Are going to be mine.