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All right
And this requires no sex
Are you talking about
Call maine
Completely ridiculous
Creeps the hell out of me telling the truth
Dan quayle
Did you say fifty thousand dollars
Do you like it
Gave the money to a homeless guy on the street today
George pataki
Good lord
Ha you didn't count of my loyal army in prostitutes did you
Hey dude what's up
Hey honey I understand your upset
Hey maybe you feel better after we have some dirty sex
Hey what's up pretty
Hi I miss
Holy lord
Hope you like crap
I don't know what happen
I gotta get in shape that's my next big thing now you know i'm not in good shape you know when I was younger has nothing good shape
I have no idea
I messed up i'm sorry
I should've got my nose bit up by a saigon whore
I've not falling for that one again
In nine year old boy
Johnny cochran
Just relax
No sex at all
North to self making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised
Not gonna work
Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic right
Oh god stop saying dirty stuff for a second would you
Oh my goodness
OJ simpson
Right at dark
That's good news that
The pork sandwich is delicious
Two kinds of people in this world those who get stamped on those who do the stopping
Well i'm trying to be a better person i'm working on that you know i'm doing the best I can hear
Well then I guess you have to beg
What are you dirty car salesman
What are you kidding
Where you work
Why not
Yeah they got no yeah definitely they got it because the thing is this
You are so much like a talk
You hurt the most is that the lack of respect you know that's what hurts the most
You know