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Natalie’s Rap 2 - SNL

Natalie’s Rap 2 - SNL

"Natalie's Rap 2" is an iconic comedy sketch featuring Natalie Portman on Saturday Night Live (SNL), first aired in 2018. In this hilarious rap, Portman showcases her fierce and sassy side while portraying a gangster persona. The skit includes timeless lyrics and a catchy beat that will leave you laughing and wanting more. Alongside Portman, the skit features SNL cast members, including Beck Bennett and Alex Moffat, who add to the comedic genius. If you can't get enough of this rap masterpiece, you can now play and download the sounds here to enjoy Natalie's Rap 2 anytime, anywhere.

AH!
And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career?
And when my water broke, you know it drowned the doctor
Better than what?
Brain gone off that fucking Ayahuasca, boy
But... I've matured a lot.
Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies?
He cries himself to sleep every night
Hell yeah, I'm positive
How's that for impact?
I don't dance now, I make mommy moves
I'm sorry, what?
It's been twelve long years
Natalie, one last question
No
No more questions.
Now bend over and spread them because you about to get ****d
Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks (What?)
Oh, Natalie... What?
Oh, Natalie... Yeah?
Oh, well they're really good! They're much better than...
Okay, well, that's all the time we have.
Put a dildo on a switchblade, switchblade, switchblade (Woo!)
Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch! (They were good!)
Say something fucking nice about Jar Jar Binks (He's tall?)
Tell me why
That little shit ain't mine!
That you're going down while I'm bumping "My Prerogative"
Tide Pods only fucking thing I snack on
Untrue. I'm a mother now. It's really changed my perspective.
Well, actually — oh, no...
When I gave birth, I didn't even push
While I sit dead on your face and take a shit
Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you?
Wow, I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly the same, but with current references.
Wrap a good burrito
Xannies dissolving in my Pinot
Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though
Yeah, well, I was going through a really weird time then.
You can juggle these nuts.
You know it's clickbait, clickbait, clickbait
You're a mess, Carl.
...shit
(Damn!)

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