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Gilligan's Island - Season 1

Gilligan's Island - Season 1

Gilligan's Island, a beloved American television sitcom, graced our screens in the 1960s, specifically from 1964 to 1967. Created by Sherwood Schwartz, the show follows the misadventures of seven eclectic castaways who find themselves stranded on an uncharted desert island. With its catchy theme song and unforgettable characters, Gilligan's Island continues to be cherished by fans around the world.

The cast of Gilligan's Island brought their unique talents and comedic timing to the show, creating a colorful ensemble that viewers grew to love. The main character, Gilligan, was played by Bob Denver. Denver's endearing portrayal of the bumbling first mate made Gilligan a character audiences found both frustrating and lovable. Alongside him, Alan Hale Jr. portrayed the lovable yet gruff Skipper, a constant companion to Gilligan, and the two shared a special chemistry that brought many laughs throughout the series.

The glamorous and charismatic actress Tina Louise played the role of the movie star Ginger Grant, providing the show with an air of sophistication and elegance. Ginger's beauty and charm captivated both the male castaways and viewers alike, often leading to hilarious mishaps and romantic misunderstandings. Meanwhile, the equally captivating Dawn Wells embodied the girl-next-door character of Mary Ann Summers, a sweet and genuine farm girl. Mary Ann's infectious optimism and kindness endeared her to both the audience and her fellow castaways.

Jim Backus, a talented comedian and voice actor, portrayed the wealthy, eccentric Thurston Howell III. Alongside him was the vivacious Natalie Schafer, who played his equally wealthy and socialite wife, Lovey Howell. The contrasts between the millionaire couple and their fellow castaways frequently resulted in humorously awkward situations. Lastly, we have Russell Johnson, who played the intelligent and resourceful Professor Roy Hinkley. Johnson's character became the voice of reason on the island, often devising inventive and clever solutions to the castaways' predicaments.

Throughout Season 1 of Gilligan's Island, audiences were treated to an array of comedic and exciting adventures. The show's premise of being stranded on a deserted island allowed for endless possibilities and brought out the best in the talented cast. Many episodes focused on the castaways' attempts to build shelters, find food, and make contact with the outside world, all while navigating the quirks and eccentricities of each character.

The endearing qualities of Gilligan's Island were further heightened by its iconic theme song. Written by Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle, the catchy tune perfectly captured the essence of the show. The song introduced each episode, narrating the castaways' ironic predicament: "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."

As an enduring piece of pop culture, the sounds of Gilligan's Island have remained as vibrant as ever, even long after the show's original run. Fans can relive the laughter and nostalgic moments of the series by playing and downloading the sounds of Gilligan's Island. By simple clicks, listeners can immerse themselves in the familiar sounds of waves crashing against the shore, the goofy-themed music, and the unforgettable catchphrases shouted by the characters.

No matter how many years have passed, the magic of Gilligan's Island continues to captivate audiences old and new. With its timeless humor, lovable characters, and memorable theme song, it remains a true gem of 1960s television. So sit back, relax, and let the sounds of Gilligan's Island transport you to a deserted island full of laughter and adventure.

[Available on various platforms, fans of Gilligan's Island can play and download the sounds of the show to reminisce or introduce the series to a new generation. Whether you're a die-hard fan or new to the island, the sounds of Gilligan's Island are just a click away, ready to bring joy and laughter to all.]

A 24 hour Bola Bola.
A a a b b bird? It sounds like a gorilla.
A a ah!
A ah!
A ah.
A ah. Help me!
A beautiful evening. We're just out for a breath of fresh air.
A BET? GILLIGAN, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GAMBLING?
A big roaring fire on a hot day like this?
A big, strong, handsome man."
A bit hit. Look, look.
A boat will come, and presto, we are off the island.
A BOAT! A BOAT.
A BOAT. A BOAT!
A BOTTLE CAP?
A BOX OF ESTEEMED TOKENS. THANKS, MR. HOWELL.
A BOX OF ESTEEMED TOKENS. THANKS, MR. HOWELL.
A BRAND NEW PLANE THAT COULD FLY.
A busbar?
A cardboard piece down the middle
A CLERK! OH, A CLERK!
A coconut cream pie for you.
A culinary masterpiece.
A decent honest person, nobody, shh
A divider?
A divining rod?
A downstairs maid and a cook and a gardener
A few hundred thousand?
A FEW THINGS I WANTED TO SAY, AND
A FREIGHTER OR AN OIL TANKER?
A game called, "Back to scrubbing the clothes."
A genuine picture of good Gibson.
A girl's best friend is a..
A GOOD, CLEAN, HARD FOUGHT BATTLE RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE.
A gorilla?
A green and yellow wire, yeah.
A GUN AND A RABBIT'S FOOT.
A guy on a surf board?
A ha, just as I suspected. Collusion.
A herpetologist is
A HOSPITAL? WHAT FOR?
A houseboy?
A Howell go back on his word? Never!
A HOWELL PLAYING A MAID.
A Howell, a hustler? I may faint.
A HUGE OIL STRIKE HAS BEEN REPORTED
A hundred dollars? That's almost five hundred dollars an hour.
A hundred thousand? That says ten thousand.
A hundred thousand.
A Japanese sailor is going to kill them.
A job, and he agreed to dig the barbeque pit.
A jungle boy!
A key ring and a corkscrew. Take it.
A large deposit from the Monarch Bank
A LEGEND IN HIS OWN TIME.
A LITTLE BIT DEEPER, HUH?
A LITTLE BIT DEEPER, PLEASE?
A little cream cheese on a roll? A prune bagel?
A little earlier this time.
A little lower.
A little surprise, Mrs. Howell. Come here.
A LITTLE TOO DRY, SKIPPER. SEE.
A LITTLE.
A LOOKOUT TOWER.
A LOT OF CASES ON THE DOCKET.
A LOT OF STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT?
A man above men.
A man known for his compassion, for his consideration.
A MAN KNOWN TO US ALL,
A MAN MAKES A FAIR OFFER AND THIEVING...
A MAN RESPECTED FOR HIS COURAGE,
A monkey is real short and has hair all over it and goes..
A MONKEY?
A MONSTER IN THE HUT?
A MONSTER! A MONSTER!
A nail file and tweezers
A new sword.
A nice big one. May as well make the island nice.
A nice thick juicy steak.
A ONE POUND DIAMOND RING.
A perfect duplicate of that perfect evening 20 years ago.
A perfect place to relax
A person could live indefinitely just on breadfruit.
A pistol, flashlight and a pair of binoculars.
A red tri cycle, no. It's a blue tri cycle, no.
A red, white and blue tri cycle.
A redhead is a fickle piece of chick, and that's for sure.
A ruby.
A ruse. Clever devise on my part, my boy.
A SCIENCE LABORATORY?
A SHARK BITE A HOWELL?
A SHIP OR A PLANE MIGHT SPOT US,
A SHIP, A SHIP! WE'RE SAVED!
A SHIP! A SHIP! WHERE? WE'RE SAVED!
A SHIP! LOOK IN THE HARBOR.
A SHIP! LOOK, IN THE HARBOR. I SEE A SHIP.
A SHIP! LOOK! IN THE HARBOR, I SEE A SHIP.
A SHIP? A SHIP?
A SHIP. LOOK IN THE HARBOR.
A signal fire, Gilligan. There's a very good chance
A SIMPLE, FLOWING, 15 ROOM MANSION, RIGHT, LOVEY?
A small army. A small army with guns.
A STAR IS BORN.
A STAR ON YOUR DRESSING ROOM DOOR?
A STAR WITH LARYNGITIS.
A STEAMER TRUNK FROM THE HOWELLS.
A STRAIGHT HOURLY APPRENTICE RATE.
A T & T.
A tarantula. Save me.
A TEENY WEENY,
A thousand pardons, my dear.
A tiny island somewhere in the South Pacific.
A tree fell on him. You've got to help save his life.
A TRUE GIANT AMONG MEN.
A very good suggestion, Professor.
A vibration could blow us up.
A week and a half I posed for tha that thing.
A week from tomorrow?
A week or two?
A while ago, you told me
A WORD OF WARNING? ABOUT WHAT?
A WRITE IN VOTE FOR...
AAAAAH!
AAAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! OH!
AAH! IT'S A VERITABLE...
AAH! IT'S ALRIGHT.
AAH! KONA!
AAH! LOVEY!
AAH! UH OH.
ABANDON ABANDON SHIP!
ABOARD THE S.S. MINNOW, A SMALL EXCURSION BOAT
ABOUT ABOUT THE WELL.
ABOUT 150.
About a beautiful girl and a gorilla..
ABOUT DIGGING YOUR GOLD MINE.
ABOUT LENDING OUR TOOLS OUT, WILL I?
ABOUT THAT WELL WE HAVE TO DIG.
ABOUT THE 6 PEOPLE ON THIS ISLAND WHO REALLY LOVE YOU.
About the natives and the tropical diseases.
About the second wish, maybe something we could all enjoy.
ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET AND PARTIES.
ABOUT THE WATER SITUATION, SIR.
ABOUT THE WELL.
ABOUT TRYING TO REACH CIVILIZATION IN ORDER TO BRING BACK HELP.
About your head, I don't know.
Above all, I'm a Howell which is synonymous with being astute
Abracadabra.
Absolutely nothing.
ABSOLUTELY! GOOD IDEA, SKIPPER!
Absolutely.
Ac according to the Geneva conference
According to the markings on this knife
According to the reports by the navy maneuvers
ACCUSTOMED TO THE ADORATION OF THE WORLD.
Actually he was kind of a part time doctor.
Actually what they saw was a giant squid or a whale
Actually, she's been wonderful to me.
Admiral, there are no strings on a man with a surfboard
Advance and be recognized, Skipper.
Afraid you're getting a little overweight?
After all these years walking in to the Harvard Club
After all these years with him and saying, fellows, I want you
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I JUST COULDN'T FLY THAT PLANE.
After all, a nose isn't everything.
After all, accidents will happen.
After all, I've won 40 races.
After all, they are called Oyster Rockefeller.
After all, you're a girl and he's..
After he cured Mrs. Tellingham's baby of measles
After he gets the right scent, I'm gonna take him outside
After he grows up and goes to school and college
After he is married.
After I reserve first class passage for seven people.
AFTER THE FIRST 3 YEARS, I GAVE UP TRYING TO FIX IT.
After the trouble I went so he'd win?
After we're rescued I must dash down
After we're rescued.
After you, peer.
Against Gilligan's service as a houseboy
Against Howell, if he'll bet you back.
Ah ah, President, President!
AH CHOO! GESUNDHEIT.
Ah h, blue chip, every time.
Ah h. Are you ready, Gilligan?
Ah h...the gold.
Ah ha! My message has been received and answered.
Ah huh.
Ah, ah, ah, ah. No temper, more tempo.
Ah, ah, ah. Thank you.
Ah, ah, uh huh, ah!
Ah, ah, uh huh, ah!
Ah, ah!
Ah, an optical illusion.
AH, BRAVO!
Ah, come back here.
Ah, Copernicus already has the earth moving around the sun.
Ah, darling. I need some new pearls.
Ah, Gilligan, I've been looking for you.
Ah, Gilligan, that's sweet of you.
Ah, Ginger, you sit here and Professor, you in the back.
AH, GOOD MORNING, GILLIGAN.
Ah, gotcha! Now, an edge in my collection.
Ah, here's a good ball. Here, Skeky, catch.
Ah, ho ho!
Ah, I don't mean they run, I mean they..
AH, IT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.
Ah, it's on. It's on.
Ah, like the moose heads, in Thurston's trophy room.
Ah, might be just what he needs!
Ah, mother. This is our day
Ah, Mr. Howell. How you doing with the basket?
Ah, no dear, you asked me to get these for Gilligan.
Ah, no rush, Daddy O.
Ah, no, not again. Not again.
Ah, no.
Ah, now isn't this cozy? Sit right down here.
Ah, now that didn't hurt too much, did it?
Ah, oh, I don't know, with everything happening.
Ah, ready?
Ah, Sam, what did they steal? Gold? Silver? Money?
Ah, she's holding the helium very well.
Ah, shrewd fellow. He wants more. There you go.
Ah, so much for my opening.
Ah, thank goodness, it's night.
Ah, that figures, why else would Gilligan have thought of it.
Ah, that's a Howell for you. Hasn't lost her sense of humor.
Ah, the old Howell luck. It's certainly carrying on.
AH, THE PRESSURE. THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS.
AH, THE SKIPPER AND HIS SILLY SUPERSTITIONS.
Ah, there you are, Gilligan, my boy.
Ah, there you are, Skipper.
Ah, there you are. I have a surprise for you.
Ah, they're underneath, it was easier to carry.
Ah, Thurston. Your teddy bear.
AH, WAIT A M M M M..
Ah, yes, I do believe he is.
AH, YES.
Ah, you, you're not scared, huh?
AH, YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME!
Ah, Your Highness, I I don't think we've ever met before?
Ah!
AH!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Perfect. Gilligan, you're a great prestidigitator.
Ah! There's enough aroma there to attract any gorilla.
Ah. No!
Ah. Not bad, not bad at all. Let's see you try, Skipper.
Ah. O oh. O oh.
Ah. Professor, that works great. Just like a regular fan.
Ah. This, this is a lovely fragrance.
AH...WHERE'D IT GO, GILLIGAN?
Aha!
Aha! It was a favor.
AHA! THERE YOU ARE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
AHEM. HALT!
AHEM...
Ahh, oh!
Ahh.
AHH. THERE.
Ahhhh.
Ahoy!
ALL BECAUSE WE WERE SO GREEDY.
ALL BROADWAY WOULD HAVE BEEN AT MY FEET.
All eight plants for $4,000.
ALL EXCEPT ONE.
ALL EXCEPT THE SECRETARY
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
All have to do one thing.
ALL HE'D HAVE TO DO IS DIG.
All I asked for was a plain T bone steak.
All I can think of is sirloin steak.
ALL I GOT IS A QUARTER, MR. HOWELL.
All I gotta do is get back in shape.
All I have to do is get in the sub
All I needed was some help.
ALL I SAID IS THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY GET WHAT WE'VE ALREADY GOT.
All I saw was Skipper carrying you both out.
All I think about is a motorcycle.
ALL I WANT IS JUST A...
All I want is, is one little dance
All I want to do is hunt butterflies. Away.
All I was doing was just looking at the bayonet and..
All I'm trying to do is make Thurston
ALL OF A SUDDEN, A MONSTER, 8 FEET TALL,
ALL OUR PRAYERS.
All over again.
ALL PART OF OUR SERVICE, MR. HOWELL.
All that hustle and bustle, the trains, the subways
All that nonsense about a divining rod to bring water.
All that pushin' shovin'.
All that you have left is your wild lettuce. We'll try that.
All the difference in the world.
All the food is shriveling up like that.
All the islands around here are uninhabited.
ALL THE THINGS THAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU.
All the way back to the United States.
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE PAVEMENT.
ALL THEY WANT IS A HIGH POSITION IN YOUR GOVERNMENT.
All this is because Mr. Howell can't remember anything?
ALL THIS TALK ABOUT VOODOO AND WITCHCRAFT IS RIDICULOUS.
All those letters down there written like that.
All those rapturous hours at the Philomene.
All thought they saw things that didn't exist.
All three of them settled down and lived happily ever after.
All together. One, two, three..
ALL WE DID WAS COME OVER TO GET THE STEAMER TRUNK,
All we gotta do is wait for that plane.
All we have to do is find a perfume with the same base.
All women are so delicate.
ALL YOU COULD EAT FOR $12 MILLION.
ALL YOU COULD EAT FOR $12 MILLION.
All you do is stand at the finish line, wave a carrot..
All you have is your bare hands.
Almost got it fixed.
Aloha.
Along the way, business before pleasure.
ALovey, it'll take a miracle.
Alright now, the minute I get the fire started
Alright now.
Alright now. Don't move.
Alright now. Drop by drop.
Alright then! Off with their heads.
ALRIGHT,
ALRIGHT, 1, 2, 3, 4.
ALRIGHT, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Alright, alright, alright.
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL DO THE DIGGING.
Alright, alright, Wrong Way. But what about the rescue?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. PLACES.
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. PLACES. LET'S GO.
Alright, alright. Tell me, how much is it worth?
Alright, alright. The Navy..
Alright, boy, roll over. You're alright.
Alright, boys, let him have it.
ALRIGHT, BUT DON'T STAY TOO LONG.
Alright, but hurry it up.
Alright, but wait your turn. That'll be Case number 4.
Alright, Captain. Here you are.
ALRIGHT, CAST. REHEARSAL TIME. PLACES, EVERYONE.
ALRIGHT, CLEAR THE RUNWAY!
Alright, come on Gilligan! Heave, ho!
Alright, come on, folks. Battle noises! Battle noises!
Alright, come on, let's go back to camp.
Alright, come on, slim. Give us a hand.
Alright, come on.
Alright, darling, if you insist
Alright, Everett, good luck, take off, and don't look back.
ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, CLEAR THE RUNWAY!
ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, GET ON BOARD.
ALRIGHT, EVERYONE. CLEAR THE STAGE, CLEAR THE STAGE.
ALRIGHT, FOLKS.
ALRIGHT, FOLKS. FLARE TIME.
ALRIGHT, FOLKS. IT'S TIME.
Alright, forget that I mentioned Julie Andrews's nose.
Alright, frog, I give up.
Alright, Gilligan, I'll be back. I gotta burn these instruments.
Alright, Gilligan, it's time.
Alright, Gilligan, secure the line.
Alright, Gilligan, you can watch.
Alright, Gilligan, you just apply this cold compress
Alright, Gilligan.
ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN.
ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN.
Alright, Gilligan. But don't let him get away.
Alright, Gilligan. Go ahead, now, now that's a good boy.
Alright, Gilligan. I know you're in there.
ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN. I'M ALL SET HERE.
Alright, Gilligan. Turn off the light.
ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN... CAST OFF.
Alright, girls, go.
Alright, girls, we're ready to shove off. Mr. and Mrs. Howell.
Alright, go out and try again.
Alright, go out and we'll try out again.
ALRIGHT, HAVE YOU GOT EVERYTHING STRAIGHT?
ALRIGHT, I'LL LOOK AT THIS INSTRUMENT PANEL.
ALRIGHT, I'LL TAKE 6 CANDLES.
ALRIGHT, IT'S NOT ME.
ALRIGHT, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY:
Alright, listen to this, Mr. Howell.
Alright, little buddy, alright.
Alright, little buddy. But you'll need this.
ALRIGHT, LOVEY, MY DEAR.
ALRIGHT, MR. HOWELL, YOU'RE SUCH A WHEELER DEALER
Alright, Mr. Howell. You may call your first witness.
ALRIGHT, NOW THIS ONE. DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
ALRIGHT, NOW WHAT'S THE SECOND THING YOU DO?
Alright, now, all together!
Alright, now, carefully.
Alright, now, the front end, let's hear it.
Alright, now. Time for interrogation.
Alright, Professor, but you better be here
Alright, sailor boy, stomach in, chest out.
ALRIGHT, SIR.
ALRIGHT, SKIP.
Alright, Skipper, send the message.
Alright, Skipper, you can wake up now.
Alright, Skipper, you can wake up now.
ALRIGHT, SKIPPER. TIME TO OPEN YOUR PRESENTS.
Alright, Skipper. You try it on your own.
ALRIGHT, STAND BACK. QUIET, PLEASE.
Alright, that should be enough.
ALRIGHT, THAT'S GOOD.
Alright, the rear end, let's hear it.
ALRIGHT, WATUBI.
ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS.
Alright, whatever you say.
Alright, you come along too, Lovey.
Alright, you monsters. Now get..
Alright, you two. Stop the work and come down out of there.
ALRIGHT.
Alright.
Alright. Alright. I give in. But on one condition.
Alright. Alright. I won't mention food again.
ALRIGHT. BACK TO BUSINESS.
ALRIGHT. COME ON, GILLIGAN, AND PUTT.
Alright. Everybody stir.
Alright. Heave ho, Professor.
Alright. I'll see you in court.
Alright. If you will all excuse me
Alright. It's back there on the table by Gilligan.
Alright. Let's get over a little closer.
ALRIGHT. NOW GET READY FOR TAKEOFF.
Alright. Oh, this is squishy.
ALRIGHT. ON STAGE, EVERYONE.
Alright. Step aside.
Alright. You did.
ALRIGHT...
ALSO ABOARD THE MISSING BOAT WERE MISS MARY ANN SUMMERS OF WINFIELD, KANSAS,
Also, a gentlemen never trumps his partners ace
ALTHOUGH I'LL BE UP THERE RISKING MY LIFE...
ALWAYS BE SURE TO IDENTIFY YOURSELVES WHEN GILLIGAN'S ON WATCH.
Amazing. That's just what happened to me.
American fleet, you you signal, they come ashore.
American movie star, she hurt.
American pictures with John Wayne.
Amnesia. Well, our luck is still holding up.
Among all those beautiful notes that sounded like a clinker.
An accident victim over.
An eight year old bottle of scotch.
AN ELECTION!
AN ELECTION?
An epicurean delight.
AN ESCAPED CONVICT OR A MURDERER.
An extremely high IQ.
An impartial judge, Mrs. Howell.
An island in the South Pacific.
AN ODE TO THE MOTHER LODE!
AND HEH HEH THAT'LL BE THAT.
AND "A JOB NOT WELL DONE IS NOT A WELL DONE JOB."
AND 2 WRITE IN VOTES FOR GILLIGAN.
AND 3 FEET MORE...
And 4,000 is..
And 9,000 and then 4,000
And a can opener, key ring and tweezers.
And a chauffeur and a houseboy, even if Gilligan is all of them.
And a double laugh. Ha ha.
And a good friend.
And a nice thick slice of tinned ham.
AND A PROPELLER AND OH, I'VE GOT TO TELL SOMEBODY!
And a strangulated disk to do a thing like that?
And above all, modest.
AND ABOVE ALL, MODEST.
AND AFTER I'M GONE, YOU'LL BE SKIPPER.
And after you ran off into the jungle
And again like that. Again like that.
AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS GATHER NUTS
AND ALL KINDS OF WILD JUNGLE ANIMALS.
And all radio stations in the South Sea area.
AND ANOTHER THING, GILLIGAN
And ask questions later."
AND AT LEAST HE WAS A PILOT!
And balloons and all that..
And be in the Navy when we're rescued.
And before I'm through, I'll have the whole country gassed.
And being adopted by millionaires.
AND BIG YELLOW TEETH.
And blowing the whistle on me and my friends?
AND CAPTAIN, HOW'S THIS CHAIR
And chatters a mile a minute.
And cook yourself a roast duck dinner right in my office?
And could probably lead him in our direction.
AND CUT THE STRUT.
And do it before the race so I can win.
AND DO MY REHEARSING BY MYSELF?
And don't forget dishonest and vulgar.
And don't forget obnoxious. I really was obnoxious.
And don't get yourself lost like you did that jewel.
And don't move 'cause I'm going in after you.
And dream that it isn't there.
And dresses reminded me of wool. Wool reminded me of sheep
And drive me back. Well, you're not gonna fool me.
AND DROP THE WHOLE THING IN THE PIT.
And during all that time I've taken care of you.
AND EVEN AFTER THE CASE WAS APPEALED,
AND EVEN GAVE ME THIS CLUB TO USE.
AND EVERY WORD OF IT COMES FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
AND EVERYBODY IS BEHIND YOU 100%.
And everybody loves her because she's so good."
And everybody says that he's the most.
And exactly what is that supposed to mean?
And figure out what he can do to make their lives happier.
AND FIRST FATHER OF YOUR ISLAND.
And float one of us to civilization.
And for goodness sake's, stay away from the airplanes.
And for our plan to work we've got to make
And frighten them into thinking we're some kinda Gods.
And gentlemen, as far as work concern
AND GET BACK TO DIGGING THAT PIT FOR OUR FOOD.
AND GET EVERYTHING THAT YOU LOANED OUT.
And get me that towel over there?
And get them thinking about
And Gilligan can come to your rescue.
And Gilligan can go back where he belongs.
And Gilligan made the syrup, too.
And Gilligan's gonna save me. Get it?
And Ginger made one of her delicious desserts.
AND GINGER WILL PLAY THE PART OF THE MAID.
And give him a whiff of your jewelry.
AND GIVING THAT A LOT OF CONSIDERATION.
And good looking?
AND GREEN IS MY FAVORITE COLOR.
AND HE HAD LONG ARMS AND CLAWS
And he ought to do it in front of everyone.
And he put guns in their hand, to look like they had more men.
And he remembers everything different.
AND HE WILL LONG BE REMEMBERED FOR THE GREAT HERITAGE
AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE AN INCH.
And he'll be convinced that the world is ready for Dubov again.
And he'll figure out something.
And he'll take you apart.
And he'll think that he is the greatest artist
AND HE'S GOING TO STRING WIRES ALL OVER.
And he's gonna fly through the air with greatest of ease.
And he's out.
And heavier and wanting to close?
And heir shocking and disgraceful.
And help Mrs. Howell find the Skipper.
AND HELP THAT BOY DIG.
AND HERE'S YOUR BLANKET, AND HERE'S YOUR TEDDY BEAR.
AND HIS ARMS, THEY'RE LIKE STEEL,
AND HIS SKIPPER JONAS GRUMBY,
AND HIS SOCIALLY PROMINENT WIFE, THE INTERNATIONAL HOSTESS, LOVEY HOWELL.
And holding out on your masterpiece.
And hot air from the fire to inflate it.
And hungry.
AND I BEG OF YOU, DEAR FRIENDS,
And I believe I've succeeded in duplicating the Navy formula.
And I brought you a simply marvelous gun
AND I CAN GIVE IT TO HIM.
AND I CAN TAKE THAT PLANE OUT OF HERE.
And I couldn't even get the waitress' eye.
And I don't wanna leave either.
AND I GAVE HIM A JOB!
AND I GAVE YOU THIS HAMMER TO USE.
And I got me.
And I got such wonderful knobby elbows too.
AND I GOT THE MATCHES RIGHT HERE.
And I have to be careful about my image.
AND I JUST REMEMBERED I'M CAMPAIGNING. VOTE FOR THE SKIPPER.
AND I JUST STOPPED BY TO ASK YOU AND THE SKIPPER
AND I KEPT HITTING HIM, AND IT BOUNCED OFF HIM.
And I know that if she had made two pies for you
AND I KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO BE
And I know the presidents of five major airlines.
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A BOAT.
And I made him climb and get more.
And I must confess, I find it very perplexing.
And I offered a generous reward for our rescue.
And I repeat, nobody stands in his way.
AND I SAY TO YOU, DON'T CHANGE LEADERS IN MID OCEAN!
And I suppose that if I turn around, I'll see it too.
And I suppose that you have it all solved.
AND I TELL YOU WHAT...
AND I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE IF YOU'D, UH...
And I took care of myself in Hollywood and that is tougher.
And I wanna listen to the noon day news.
And I wanna thank those who really helped me.
AND I WANT TO GET MARY ANN THE BIGGEST FARM IN KANSAS.
And I want you to do exactly what I tell you.
AND I WANT YOU TO FORGET THAT YOU WORK FOR ME.
AND I WENT TO SEE THE CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT,
AND I WILL GET IN THE UPPER.
And I won't speak to you again if you don't.
And I'll get 'em.
AND I'LL GO IN THE OTHER.
AND I'LL GO OUT TO THE OCEAN, ALRIGHT?
And I'll have a chest as big as that.
And I'll hold up a finger. Your witness, Mr. Howell.
And I'll list my simple requirement.
AND I'LL MAKE YOU VICE PRESIDENT OF HOWELL AIRCRAFT CORPORATION.
AND I'LL MEET YOU BACK AT CAMP.
And I'll never give you another order.
And I'll never give you another order.
And I'll take Gilligan along with me.
And I'll take it to Hollywood
AND I'M A LITTLE OUT OF SHAPE.
And I'm even adding a phosphorescent compound
AND I'M GONNA FIX YOU ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE FOR LUNCH.
AND I'M GONNA GET YOU LOTS OF OTHER PRESENTS, TOO.
And I'm gonna scratch it on the tree.
And I'm playing, Gunner's mate Entwistle.
AND I'M PUTTING YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG.
And I'm sure it'll fit you perfectly.
And I've already got two more cases on the docket.
AND I'VE BEEN INVESTIGATED EVERY YEAR FOR INCOME TAX EVASION.
AND I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT.
And I've searched every inch of this island.
AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO GET INTO THE CAVE
AND IF I WERE YOU, I'D WIPE HER GRATITUDE OFF MY FACE.
And if it hadn't been for the commercials
AND IF IT'S A HIT, YOU MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS.
AND IF IT'S GOOD, WE CAN TAKE IT TO BROADWAY.
And if you perspire, you're liable to lose weight.
AND IF YOU, UM, IF YOU NEED A LOW CEILING,
AND INCIDENTALLY, YOU LOOK EVERY INCH A QUEEN.
AND IS ATTACHED TO THESE 2 SMALL ROCKS.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY EASY WAY OF MAKING SOME MONEY.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'LL BE RESCUED.
And it tastes good on pancakes, too.
AND IT WAS NO ACCIDENT.
AND IT WAS REALLY WAY BACK IN THE THIRTIES.
And it's a bunch of tricks.
And it's completely contrary to the rules of
And it's for a good cause.
And it's gonna be mine... for the rest of my life.
And it's ideal for Rimsky Korsakov.
And it's just possible, he might rescue us.
AND IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING.
AND JUST BEFORE THE STAR WENT ON
And just how is this miracle to take place.
And just tell us what happened.
And just what does that mean?
And keep a sharp lookout for icebergs.
And leave this paradise?
And let them worry about it.
And look what else is in the basket.
AND LOVEY WAS AFRAID IT MIGHT BLEED ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
And made a perfect coriolis effect.
And make believe the gorilla is a marvelous wonderful star.
And make sure he's headed in the right direction.
And making me a wonderful cake.
And Mary Ann, he's probably full.
And Mary Ann, under his knees.
And maybe they'll stop being mad at me.
AND MAYBE WE'LL BE MAROONED ON THIS ISLAND FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
And me and couple other hot doggers were practicin'
AND ME.
AND MEET ME AT THE CLEARING. BUT
AND MISS GINGER GRANT OF HOLLYWOOD.
And money.
And Mrs. Howell for being a such a wonderful guy.
And no more dive bombers tonight, Huh?
AND NO MORE RUMBLE SEATS.
And no one can see what I'm doing.
And no questions will be asked.
And no wonder she couldn't fly in the condition she was in, eh?
And nobody ever found them.
And not a moment too soon. I have already missed
And now for a nice midnight snack.
And now I want you to tie up both of them.
And now ladies and gentlemen for her second number
And now ladies and gentlemen, from the Tour d'Argent
And now look at them.
AND NOW THAT WE'VE SOLVED THE WATER PROBLEM,
AND NOW THE LATEST FROM WALL STREET.
And now, I order you to reappear.
And now, I order you to vanish.
And now, I will make Gilligan reappear.
And now, it's a sewing machine. I hope it works.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm ready.
And now, ladies and gentlemen. For the Pièce de résistance.
And now...ish.
And on his side
And on the 16th, you will be the swiftest."
AND ONE FOR GILLIGAN.
And or their properties.
And other gory details I can't go into now.
And our first number will be
AND PLANE THE ENDS OF THIS CROSSBEAM.
And pow, splash, pow!
And prepare meals, that's kind of pleasant.
AND PUT YOUR FOOT INTO THIS OOH!
AND REALLY FACE THE ISSUES, HUH?
And remember, if you meet a cute little lady duck
And remember. Glide a lot, it's a long way.
And rich and full bodied.
AND RUSTLE UP SOME BREAKFAST.
And sail away!
And saying fellows, I want you to meet my son
And sea shells for ornaments.
And semaphore the navy. And when he..
And send its head back to the men.
AND SHE IS WAITING FOR HER LOVER MARC ANTONY
AND SHE KNEW ALL THE LINES AND ALL THE DANCES
And she loved him like a flaming fire.
And she persuaded all the women in her town to ignore the men
And sheep reminded me of the mountains.
And shipwrecked on this island? Doesn't any of this ring a bell?
And should have equal rights.
AND SO ARE WE.
AND SOME GO EVEN FASTER.
And someday, I'll remember where I hid it.
AND SOMEDAY, I'M LIABLE JUST TO JUMP SHIP,
AND SOON. I'M PRACTICALLY ALL OUT OF MASCARA.
And sore head.
AND SPLIT YOUR SKULL.
And squeeze him and, and kiss him and
And start driving those stakes in.
And start squeezing them.
AND START WORKING ON THAT RAFT IN THE MORNING.
AND STOP EATING THAT SHELLAC.
And strong hands.
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE RAFT, HUH?
And take the money, no questions asked.
And take us to the nearest hotel.
AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
AND TALL... AND HANDSOME.
And tell him that it didn't work.
And tell me step by step exactly what happened?
AND TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING WRONG.
AND TELL YOUR SKIPPER ALL ABOUT IT.
And thanks for the warning. You sure you can't tell their names?
And that American Army is in bad, bad shape.
And that beautiful music will be "And the Angels Sing."
AND THAT FIVE OF YOU TORE DOWN.
AND THAT FLYING SUIT.
And that goes for me too.
AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, GILLIGAN.
AND THAT IS POSITIVELY MY LAST OFFER.
And that means when the boat is way out at sea..
And that should take the swelling down.
AND THAT WONDERFUL WHITE SCARF,
And that, Gilligan, is actually what happened.
And that'll disarm the missile.
And that's finding a good conductor.

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