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The Hateful Eight (2015)

The Hateful Eight (2015)

The Hateful Eight is a captivating film directed by Quentin Tarantino, released in 2015. Set in Wyoming during the post-Civil War era, the movie follows a group of dangerous and dubious characters trapped in a remote snow-covered cabin due to a blizzard. The tension grows as trust dwindles when they realize that not everyone is who they claim to be. The stellar cast includes Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Walton Goggins, and Tim Roth, among others.

While we can't provide you with the sounds of this thrilling film, you can certainly immerse yourself in its intense atmosphere by watching it. So grab some popcorn, get comfortable, and prepare for a riveting experience.

A accident, but ya' can't just shoot 'em.
A bastards work is never done, huh, John Ruth?
A bunch of losers gone loco, you bet I do.
A large black dog.
A letter from Abraham Lincoln wouldn't have that kinda' effect on me.
A lyin' bitch, who will do anything...
A no damn good murdering bitch, that's who.
A woman
About fifteen minutes has passed, since we last left our characters.
About forty minutes ago.
About frontier justice is it's very thirst quenching.
Abraham Lincoln The President of the United States...
Acts as a symbolic representative of...
After you Major.
Ain't just gonna' kill you and that ******.
Ain't love grand. Y'all wanna' lie on the ground and make snow angels together?
Ain't never been cold as your boy was that day.
Ain't no way I'm spendin' a coupla' nights under a
Ain't no way we gonna make it all the way to Red Rock 'fore it catches us.
Ain't who they say they is. And if it's you,
All right, bitch.
All right, follow me.
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All them fella's came up here sang a different tune,
All they found was me.
All three of you fellas' headed to Red Rock, when the blizzard stopped ya', huh?
Allow me to assist you, madame.
Allow me to properly introduce myself.
Along takin' trips to the north side.
Altough I whish there were more hours in the day....
Always said that Davis was a courages man.
Am I in it?
Amen.
And a pen pal's...
And about the men standin' next ta' ya' would be responsible.
And after busting down that door, they drug you out
And at some point, y'all intented to bushwhack John Ruth and free Daisy.
And both of y'all murdered Minnie,
And Chester Charles Smithers,
And Chris I'm tellin' you, you ain't done anything yet, we can't forgive.
And don't move 'em.
And don't you say nothin' and I mean nothin'
And every member of his gang is wort at least ten.
And from the look of those three frozen fuckers up there,
And he's gonna have her in chains.
And he's gonna have my sister with him,
And her to Red Rock to get paid, ain't ya'?
And him not understandin'
And I believe...
And I don't know who you are. So...
And I don't mean snwoy mountain in Wyoming cold. It was colder than that.
And I don't mean to unduly imply intimacy. But...
And I expect you, O.B.,
And I figure you're taking them three dead bodies into Red Rock to get paid?
And I get Oswaldo and Joe Gage?
And I know who I got my money on. Yeah that's right Joe Gage I'm lookin' at you.
And I made them trees, Mannix.
And I say, shootin's to good for her...
And I'm gonna' enter my town in bounty hunters chains? No Sir!
And I'm Jody.
And if all those things end up taking place,
And if you lyin, which you are,
And if you shoot this un armed old man I guarantee
And if... he went to the north side....
And it always tasted the same, no matter the meat.
And it hung over that Bar every day till she
And it was fulla' blood, so it was warm.
And it's a little bit more then my theory.
And it's men like you that will make a difference...
And least of all Northern ******s.
And left it in hands of a Goddamn Mexican?
And make tomorrow "No Hat Day"?
And Minnie, these are the passengers.
And my wrist is gonna' stay cuffed to hers, and
And no matter the meat, it always tasted like Uncle Charly's stew.
And on that cold day,
And sit out the snow with Daisy and Grou
And Sweet Dave and whoever else picked this bad luck
And Sweet Dave inside?
And that ain't gonna' be so easy. Cause I doubt you can drive a four horse team.
And that dispassion is the very essence of
And that how we kill this bitich.
And that wagon out there is too heavy for a two horse team.
And that's all I need to know.
And that's when you blow the top of his head off.
And that's when you get your star.
And that's why they drummed your black ass outta'
And the fact that Erskine Mannix's little boy
And then start unhitching the horses and get 'em in the barn and get 'em fed.
And there was another fellow on the plantation, Uncle Charly.
And there won't be a stick left in that town unburnt.
And these motherfuckers did it.
And they got 'em coupla' days. So all they gotta' do
And this should interest you Warren, imparticular emancipated blacks.
And this?
And waited for John Ruth and Daisy's Stage to arrive.
And what do you got to say about all this?
And what's gonna' happen when that sun comes
And when he get's here.
And when I knew me I had the son.
And when The Hangman catches ya', you don't die by no bullet.
And why is her hanging proper, so important to you?
And with all them horses, in that snow,
And with that deep snow after a blizzard,
And you all by your lonesome, you're gonna be a mite poky.
And you best belive I ain't look back till I crossed The Northern Line.
And you gonna' run smack dab into The Domergue
And you keep that other hand where I can see it.
And you need to get your ass out there and
And you need to understand, you just killed the only
And you was in that story, General.
And you watched him do it.
And you watched me pork up and didn't say shit...
And you'll never leave this mountain alive.
And, if... you're found guilty,
And...
Anybody else wanna' make a deal, huh?
Anyway she sent me out here to help Charly, she wants to talk to you.
Are you actually accusing me of murder?
Are you callin' me a liar?
Are you killed yourself your share of
Are you sure you're not just being paranoid?
Are you the jelly bean salesman around here?
Around in the snow in the middle of Wyoming.
As a matter of fact, you did.
As my first and final act as the Sheriff of Red Rock,
As your saving my life an' all,
Atlanta boy, and a Augusta girl.
Auckland, what the fuck is an Auckland?
Augusta.
Back off.
Battle of Baton Rouge?
Because I definitely am a...
Because when that snow melts, the rest of Jody's
Beggin' for his life.
Behind me pluckin' that chicken is Gemma.
Better now I see your ugly face.
Black dudes dingus in his mouth.
Blink if you're calm.
Blink if your gonna' remain calm?
Bob enjoyed an manzana roja.
Bob.
Bob's real name is "Marco The Mexican".
Bounty hunter's ****** friend in the stable?
Bounty of fifteen thousand dollars on my head.
Boy...
Bringing desperate men in alive, is a good way to get yourself dead.
Buffalo Bill?
Burining up the same time, bleedin like a stuck pig.
But back then to battle hard rebs, five thousand just to cut off a ******s head,
But because we're all gang members, The Jody Domergue Gang!
But don't you feel just the least little bad 'bout hangin' a woman?
But fourty seconds before that, something equally
But he sure enough led over there dead now, though, ain't he?
But I still haven't done it yet.
But I strongly suggest we don't restage The Battle of Baton Rouge,
But I think if I'm put all my weight on my right foot
But if I'm not disturbing, I like to watch?
But in the brains department,
But it's alright.
But it's the stew that's got me thinking.
But Jody's worth fifty thousand, what 'bout his body?
But John Ruth was The Hangman...
But John Ruth's trying to hang your woman,
But mi n**** amigo, I think you already know this.
But not cause they got butterflies in their belly 'bout me.
But not one Colored Trooper made it to a camp, did they?
But O.B. wasn't hangin' nobody.
But one of 'em is.
But only one of you poisoned the coffy.
But that little lady,
But the way John tells it, you weren't just some
But there was no fortune to be found.
But there's one thing left we do have a say in.
But they never did get 'em the right ****** head, did they?
But they sure did think it out loud, didn't they Major?
But this time he wasn't begging to go home.
But ultimately what's the real difference between the two?
But waiting for an oportunity, and knowing it's the right one, isn't so easy.
But with a partner, eighteen's a whole lot better.
But you ain't the killer who poisoned that coffy.
But you believe that's exactly what we're gonna do.
But you didn't count on the blizzard and you didn't count on the two of us.
But you got no idea, what it's like being a black man facin' down America.
But you had a surprise waitin' for you on The Northern Side, didn't ya'?
But you leave those pistols over yonder with the driver.
But,
But, I always respected his resolve.
But, I bet even when it was five thousand,
By then the reward was so, five thousand and bragging rights.
Call it what you want,
Called ******s no more. They find it offensive.
Calm down.
Calvary with a yellow stripe down his back,
Can I get ya' some coffy?
Can I play that guitar over there?
Can't be too strong on this mountain, thank you.
Can't catch me sleepin' if I don't close my eyes.
Captain Chris Mannix dawn the dead Generals coat and
Captain Chris Mannix, Mannix Marauders.
Catch 'em here.
Catch 'em here.
Cause I'm the only Judy you've ever seen that could drive a six horse team?
Cause if you don't throw one up here in the next two seconds we gonna' kill this bitch!
Cavalry tends to look kindly on that.
Chapter Five The Four Passengers
Chapter Four Domergue's Got a Secret
Chapter Two Son of a Gun
Chris Mannix, come over here on this side.
Chris Mannix, I may have misjudged you.
Chris Mannix! Your ass ain't nailed to the floor!
Chris you're makin' the biggest mistake of your life!
Christ almighty, what that Mexican fella' do, soak his ole socks in the pot?
Christmas with Mother? I mean...
Circumstances caused us to take the long way around. My horse couldn't make it.
Circumstances force me to, take...
Close together like for a few days,
Coffybeans?
Col. Something Warren, right?
Come across you,
Come home and spend time with my mother for Christmas.
Come on ahead.
Come on let's go!
Come on let's go!
Come on, Chris.
Come on.
Comin' straight here for us! Tell 'em Grouch!
Comin'. But other people, maybe not so much.
Coming home for Christmas to spend time with mother type.
Comitted to stopping me`...
Considered stupid animals firends, which I don't.
Considerin I'm one half of them fellas, yeah...
Considerin' all the thing I done for money, I ain't one to judge.
Considering there's a blizzard goin' on,
Considering there's a blizzard going on and all,
Could you come down here and join us?
Course it was.
Crackers And that means kill 'em anyway I can.
Currentrly I'm a servant of the court.
Damn, what she do? Kill Lily Langtree?
Day to visit Minnie's Haberdashery this morning.
Deal, thank you.
Deal?
Deal?
Dear Marquis...
Did a hellva' lot better than my no good brothers, that's for damn sure.
Did my daddy talk about you.
Didja' know my son?
Dirty son of a gun's gonna come in here.
Do I know about the thirty thousand dollar reward
Do we collect the bodies and chuck 'em in the well out there?
Do you got it on you?
Do you know that ******, Sir?
Do you know who he is?
Domergue, however,
Domergue's Got a Secret.
Domergues death march, you got it?
Don't even know your name?
Don't get any ideas, I ain't goin' soft on ya'.
Don't mind me gentlemen, I'm just watching.
Don't practice in poison need to think about that.
Don't talk to my prisoner. I talk to my prisoner, that's it. You got it?
Don't test me, bitch.
Don't wanna' share it.
Don't worry about my comfort. Shit! I can't feel my ass no more.
Don't you say anything about my daddy,
Don't you see that ****** and John Ruth put you smack dab in the middle of danger?
Done what he could, but he couldn't make it.
Drag her stikin' ass up this goddamn mountain, just
Driver!
Drop a big ole' rock on their head.
Duplicitous fella' ain't as cool a customer as Daisy here.
During a blizzard in Minnie's Haberdashery.
During the next four hours, Jody and the boys chuck the bodies down the well.
During war time makes me wanna horse laugh.
Earlier That Morning.
Easy.
Easy.
Eight months.
Eight thousand dollars a lotta' money for a ******.
Especially to professionals open for business.
Even after all he did, and he did everything I asked.
Everybody get your back sides up against that back wall over yonder.
Everybody keep your mouth shut and do like I say.
Everybody turn around and put your hands on that wall.
Everybody, this is Minnie, and this is her place.
Everybody's got a mother.
Fair enough, General.
Fella in the wagon.
Fella' in the basement!
Fella' in the wagon he paid for a private trip. And i'm here to tell ya'...
Fella' warmin' himself by the that pot by the stove is a hell of driver named O.B.
Fever took her, started this last winter.
Fifteen minutes ago Major Warren shot General Smithers in front of everybody.
Five of you?
Five.
For no more a reason then to give a ****** a run for the trees,
For now.
For the first time in my life I,
For the next two days...
For you to break her neck on the ouskirts of town.
Forgive me sir.
Forty seven men... burnt to a crisp.
Four measly bulltes and there goes Senior, Bob.
Four months.
From doing that?
From the stable to the front door, and from the front door to the shithouse.
Fuck!
Fucked up his leg, an' had to put 'er down.
Fucking hold it low.
Gang all fifteen of 'em that were waiting,
Gang and agin Grouch, how many is that?
Genaral Sandy Smithers...
General Sandy "Don't give a damn" Smithers!
General Smithers, don't you listen to him, he didn't know your boy!
General Smithers, he said that he was also in Baton Rouge.
General.
General.
Gentlemen, since we may be trapped here,
Georgia
Get 'em outta this cold, before that blizzard hit's 'em.
Get 'em outta this cold, before that blizzard hit's 'em.
Get in there.
Get or don't get, Joe Gage. It's up to you.
Get up!
Get warm by the fire, get some coffy in you. I'll introduve you to Minnie.
Get your hand outta' there.
Gimme that fucking gun!
Gimme that guitar!
Gimme the key!
Give me my pistol!
Give O.B. fifty dollars when ya' get to Red Rock, and he'll help ya'.
Go ahead, sing it.
Go take away them rags, let's see some faces let's hear some names.
Go to the outhouse.
God damnit, Daisy it's comin'.
Goddamit to hell, I'm already regretting this!
Goddamn it!
Good for you, sister.
Good idea.
Good luck, mate.
Good.
Got 'em, Ed.
Got both my arms.
Got both my legs.
Got me on that stagecoach, didn't it.
Got room for one more?
Had ever corresponded with Abraham Lincoln,
Had the desired effect of disarming white folks.
Had vigorous debate about the legality of self defense murder they just transpired.
Hand me that little bucket.
Hang on, Daisy. I wanna watch.
Hardly, no.
Hasn't moved from her spot at the community dinner table since John Ruth uncuffed her.
Have you ever spent two days or more locked up with one of your customers?
He adds something, not much, but something.
He ain't sheriff of nothin'
He came out here to the hills of Wyoming,
He came up here to do a little ****** head huntin'.
He damn sure is you sons of bitches.
He damn sure would.
He did.
He died out here a few years back.
He got old.
He just heard, tell why you here is all!
He knew he'd never see his home again. And he wasn't beggin' for his life neither.
He knew he'd never see his home again. And he wasn't beggin' for his life neither.
He like a man who took a high dive in a low well.
He made stew too and like my mama's.
He paid a pretty penny for privacy. So if you wanna' go to Minnie's with us...
He says they ain't here. He's lookin' after the place while they gone.
He says they ain't here. He's lookin' after the place while they gone.
He spoke highly of his mama too.
He won't have the leather patience it takes to just sit here and wait.
He'd a come home.
He'll try and create his opportunity. And that's when Mr.Jumpy reveals himself.
He's a big bad cat. He's worth fifty thousand dollars.
He's a fell' been sittin' in the Red Rock jail about a month now.
He's a southern renegade. He's just talkin' his self outta' freezin' to death, is all.
He's absolutely right.
He's got a ****** bounty hunter firend in the stable.
He's in cahoots with this one that's what he is.
He's just a sneaky ****** tryin' to getcha to go for that gun!
He's taking her into Red Rock to be hung.
He's the fella who shot the fella' who was sheriff 'fore me.
He's worth twelve thousand dollars.
Hear this.
Hell no. I like whippin' this old man's ass in front of a audience,
Hell yeah, kinda of a stupid question.
Hell yeah, we did.
Hell, you know what, you can have mine.
Hello old timer.
Hello, thank you, good night and...
Help Charly with them bags and get Ed in here.
Her paw' was the owner of the breedershit where I brought of my ponies.
Here is ya'? I mean maybe up there with O.B., but
Here they come.
Here two days and Minnie wants him outta here.
Here we are everybody, Minnie's Haberdashery.
Here we go General.
Here, last piece.
Here's the problem Daisy.
Hey Mister Ruth?
Hey Ozzy, hey you got the right idea.
Hey, boy!
Hey...
Hi Minnie!
Him shakin', him cryin'
Hold it black fella'!
Hold it Warren.
Hold it, mi n**** amigo.
Hold out your hands.
Horseshit!
Hot on our asses we tryin' to beat to shelter!
How 'bout you Oswaldo?
How about me what?
How about we forget about the hats today,
How is it?
How long you say Minnie been gone?
How long you say you been working for Minnie's?
How many burnt prisoners they end up findin'?
How many ****** towns did y'all sack in your fight for dignity in defeat?
How many peppermint sticks I get for a nickel?
How ya' doin' dummy?
How you doin' old boy?
How you like the sound of them bells, bitch?
How you like you that? You bushwhacker castrator!
How'd she make the stew this morning?
How's life since the war?
How's the coffy?
Howdy ******!
However,
However, I hope you all understand,
Huh bitch?
I ain't dead yet, you black bastard.
I ain't got another pistol!
I ain't got no gun, sheriff.
I ain't in the mood, Chris Mannix. Leave me be from your horseshit.
I ain't never going out in that shit ever, ever again!
I almost died out there!
I am workin with all three of them fella's...
I ate his stew from the time I was a whipper,
I believe when it comes to what's left of The Jody Doe ming grey Gang...
I belive they accused you
I bought him a symbolic plot
I call it a dirty fuckin' trick.
I can do another one.
I can imagine you probably don't like to take
I can see you ain't got mixed emotions 'bout bringing a woman to a rope.
I can see you already got another one up in here.
I can see you already got another one up in here.
I can't imagine Sweet Dave liftin' his fat ass
I can't just take your word.
I didn't give it to her, I gave it to you!
I didn't say they could prove it.
I didn't say you poisoned the coffy. I said you didn't make the stew.
I didn't wanna'.
I didn't,
I don't feel so good.
I don't know 'bout all that.
I don't know some old man.
I don't know that ******.
I don't like taking it in an'out of the envelope that much.
I don't think so.
I don't think that was the original idea, but...
I don't wanna' work that hard.
I don't want no trouble.
I done did it.
I done had him for a bit.
I feel kinda' naked without it.
I figure that's where you headed, right?
I figure you're a bounty hunter open for business.
I fuckin' knew it!
I get it, haberdashery,
I got back from a long drive and...
I got I got. Jolly good.
I got it.
I got it.
I got my warrant, Oswaldo.
I got paperwork on 'em in my pocket.
I got to believe in those fifteen extra gang members waitin' it out in Red Rock.
I had nothing to do with it.
I hang you in red Rock, I move on to the next town, I hang someone else there.
I have a laissez faire attitude about the hats.
I heard you gave those Blue Bellies sweet hell.
I help you protect your eight thousand, you help me protect my ten?
I hope this letter finds you...
I hurt your feelings?
I joined the war to kill White Southern
I just got through putting the horses away.
I just met these people. I don't give a damn about them, or you, or your sister,
I just need to get warm.
I just put those other horses away. You need it done fast, you need to help.
I just wanna' ride. I'm freezin to death.
I just want to let you know, you're in my thoughts...
I know Americans aren't apt
I know the day he died, do you? No.
I know we'll get there...
I know you too.
I know,
I made him strip.
I mean we did just kill Minnie and Sweet Dave.
I never did give your boy that blanket.
I never knew Minnie had a mother.
I realize that!
I said the army of North Virginia would have been used in very different way.
I said way above your hat, god dammit.
I said, there's another fella' on foot, up here on the road!
I sentence you, Domergue,
I still got, what?
I suppose I could let you read it again.
I suppose this blizzard counts as a stroke of luck as far as you're concerned?
I suppose you were there.
I sure as hell hope so.
I sure hate to interrupt y'all! But we gtta' cold damn blizzard,
I think I'll just look out this winda'
I think I'm gonna die.
I think they thought, thirty seven white men for one ******
I think we all felt the same way, but were a little too polite to say something.
I tole' you jackass to Hee Haw somewhere else.
I took my big, black, pecker outta' my pants.
I use to raise Kentucky horses.
I walked his naked ass for two hours, 'fore his cold collapsed him.
I wanna' hear her neck snap with my own two ears.
I want us to work out a signal system of communication.
I was a goner, and y'all saved me.
I was a partner.
I was riding to Red Rock and my horse stepped in a gopher hole in the snow,
I was sitting on that side of the room. Playing Silent Night on the piano.
I will hang you by the neck until you are dead.
I will perform the execution.
I...
I...
I'd sure appreciate seein' that again.
I'll be a goddamn dog in the manger.
I'll be dealing with his gun after I deal with yours.
I'll be dogged, you black fella' i know.
I'll be fine.
I'll bite... why?
I'll bust you in the mouth right in front of these people, I don't give a fuck!
I'll do my best.
I'll feed and water the horses. You go inside and get some hot coffy.
I'll give you he got guts.
I'll help protect your eight thousand,
I'll protect you.
I'll put a bullet right in your goddamn throat.
I'll tell a' what The Cavalry didn't look kindly on.
I'm afraid the same applies to you too, Mr.
I'm Bob.
I'm doing fine...
I'm fine.
I'm gonna sit back on that wagon wheel watch and laugh.
I'm gonna' cut you loose while we eat.
I'm gonna' kill that fella' and turn my sister lose.
I'm gonna' pull this whole pot of coffy, down that bitches goddamn throat.
I'm guilty.
I'm here to advise the stone maker on his headstone.
I'm just bein' sarcastic I don't give a fuck about your leg.
I'm just tellin' you what she said.
I'm lookin' at 'em, right here right, right
I'm not sayin' I'm gonna' make a deal with her, we're just talkin'. Calm down.
I'm not trying to tell you how to run your business.
I'm Oswaldo Mobray,
I'm pretty goddamn sure that chair's be going with him.
I'm real sorry about this, son.
I'm sorry, honey.
I'm sorry, I heard somebody in your party had a
I'm sorry, I heard somebody in your party had a
I'm suppose to apologize for killin' Johnny Reb?
I'm the new sheriff.
I'm the only black son of a bitch you ever met, so I'm gonna' cut you some slack.
I'm tryin' to get a coupla' of bounty's to Red Rock.
I'm very proud everytime I hear new of you...
I've been called worse.
I've got some stew cooking. Should be done soon.
If he can't handle it, he'll stop waiting.
If he did all that, the Cavalry woulda' shot him.
If he had done what he came here to do,
If he is a goddamn sheriff, I'm a monkey's uncle.
If I die in the next two days, which is more than likely, you can have me.
If I don't hear a confession from one of you
If I remember it correctly, that was one of them Bar of Iron rules,
If she were dead?
If the relatives and the loved ones of the person
If we couldn't kill John Ruth and free Daisy here.
If you had any brains, you would be.
If you really want all that Domergue Gang bounty money,
If you say so, John.
If you was a cat what just happened here
If you would have been here two and half years ago
Ignore the ****** that killed your boy,
Ignoring how I made him suffer?
Ignoring how I made him...
In Baton Rouge.
In good health and stat...
In order for me to be scared of your threats,
In possession of all of our dead bodies, they
In Red Rock are comin' here.
In the Red Rock cemetery.
In the snow and hung you up by the neck, that,
In this snow it sure 'nuff warms your ass up.
Including shittin' out fifteen extra gang members,
Inform the ****** in the Cavalry officers uniform
Inform this old cracker that I was in Baton Rouge also.
Is always in danger of not being justice.
Is just so much to do...
Is sit tight and wait for a winda' of opportunity.
Is that Genaral Sanford Smithers I see?
Is that the way ******s treat their ladies?
Is that you Chris Mannix?
Is there anybody here...
Is when white folks is disarmed. And this letter,
Isn't it Major?
It ain't so far fetched, Senior Bob.
It certainly isn't Buster.
It dosen't have latch you gonna' hammer up a board.
It in an'out of the envelope all that often.
It took him too long so I done for him.
It was after he served his service.
It was cold the day I killed your boy.
It's a letter from Lincoln to him.
It's a letter from Lincoln.
It's a pleasant surprise to find such a warm
It's a wonderful thing.
It's already cold enough in here.
It's hot and it's strong and it's good. And
It's kinda' pretty.
It's my favorite.
It's still all on that ******.
It's where I'm from, it's our biggest city.
It's why I ain't too anxious to be handin' out rides.
Jesis Christ, that door's a whore!
Jesus Christ, that's awful!
Jesus.
Jody's got fifteen men waitin' in Red Rock.
Joe Gag volunteered to take Smithers dead body outside.
Joe Gage get your ass over and shut this trap door.
Joe Gage or Grouch Douglass whatever the fuck his name was....
Joe Gage.
John Ruth coulda shot her anywhere, anytime along the way,
John Ruth says you gotta' a Lincoln Letter?
John Ruth wants to take you back to Red Rock to stand trail for murder.
John Ruth was one mighty, mighty bastard.
John Ruth,
John Ruth, I hate to be the one to break it to ya' but nobody in Minnie's Haberdashery,
John Ruth?
John Ruth.
John Ruth.
John Ruth.
John Ruth. I'm bringin' in this one to Red Rock to hang.
John Ruth...
Joined Oswaldo in lighting the candles and lanterns.
Just like Erskine and his boys did their part.
Just make yourself comfortable.
Just open the door we tell you to come up!
Just seein' if you do.
Just steer clear of my prisoner.
Justice. For justice delivered without dispassion,
Keep your hands flat on that table.
Keepin' you at a disadvantage, is a advantage I intend to keep.
Kick it open!
Kidnapping this woman without a warrant in your possession?
Kill 'em.
Kill in cold blood, I'm sure I don't know.
Kinda curious about her sales pitch, humor me.
Kinda rule, she'd want kept up in her absence.
Kinda' like those uniforms the union issued those colored troopers,
Labrador.
Last Chapter Black Man, White Hell
Later today,
Least of all, that ****** there.
Legality of what just transpired, ignored them
Let me hear you say: "I got it."
Let me see their paperwork.
Let's get ready.
Let's go back a bit.
Let's just say I don't like to cheat the hangman. He's gotta' make a living too.
Let's light this place up.
Let's slow it down.
Let's slow it way down.
Letter from Abraham Lincoln, I assumed it was you.
Lick, all over my Johnson?
Like I said friend,
Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive.
Like I said, anybody does anything. And I mean, anything.
Like I said, it was a few years back.
Like I said, molasses like.
Like I said, nothing personal. Just a precaution.
Like me god damnit.
Like to rip my goddamn arm off!
Listen why don't you take the passengers inside, introduce them to Minnie.
Listen, I'm just a cow puncher I just...
Little jumpy, ain't you?
Look I just started working here.
Look, I know you gotta' be real careful with it and all.
Look...
Lookin' for me and fortune.
Looks like Minnie's got her a full house.
Lovley smile, that Gemma.
Made a pretty penny and, eh....
Maj. Marquis did more than bust out.
Maj. Marquis had a bright idea. So bright...
Major Marquis Warren, this here is Daisy Domergue.
Major Marquis Warren.
Major Marquis.
Major ******, General Smithers wishes me to inform you... I heard 'em hillbilly.
Major Warren please let me sent this ugly son of a bitch to hell.
Major Warren?
Man here, comitted to gettin' you to Red Rock alive.
Mannix the coffy!
Mannix!
Mannix!
Mannix?
Mannix's Marauders that's what.
Marquis Warren who is supremely confident about the
May I join you?
May I see it?
May I sit down, Sir?
May I sit in the chair?
May I suggest a possible solution?
Maybe you might of heard tell 'bout the price on her head.
Maybe your name, but that's it.
Me an' ole Lash rode a lotta' miles together.
Me and my boys did our part.
Me and one of them fella's is in cahoots. And
Me laughin'
Merci beaucoup Mademoiselle, Minnie.
Minnie and Sweet Dave in there?
Minnie and Sweet Dave went to visit her mother on the north side of the mountain.
Minnie dosen't smoke a pipe.
Minnie hung that sign up the day she opened this Habadashery.
Minnie still serve food?
Minnie's house and you don't even know why!
Miss Minnie? Would you roll me a cigarette?
Molasses like.
Most find it a mite too strong.
Move 'em down snowshoes.
Muchas gracias.
Music time's over!
My bounties never hang,
My boy.
My daddy led an army, he led a renegade amry, fightin' a lost cause!
My faire share, Black Major.
My life story.
My lord, is that really the real head of Major Marquis, lookin' at me now?
My mother.
My pistol plays a tune.
My theory is...
Names Major Marquis Warren former U.S. Calvary.
Never ever.
Never mind the jokes, just do it.
Never the less.... I'm gonna' miss 'em.
Never to be heard from again.
Never?
No blanket.
No chance he could be livin' "the cold life" out in
No forgiveness needed, son.
No he's lyin'
No I can't say I have.
No I do not have mixed emotions.
No I suppose not.
No no no, go inside, get warm.
No no no, you got me talkin' politics
No offense cowboy fella', just gettin' your attention.
No one said it was suppose to be that hard, nether.
No one said the job was suppose to be easy.
No one said the job was suppose to be easy.
No Reb, I ain't never heard of it!
No, no, no, no! Don't shoot her! I'm comin' up!
No.
Nobody gotta' problem with this?
Nobody sits in Sweet Dave's chaire.
None of them found fortune.
Nope.
Nope.
Not him!
Not in your case. In your case, you'd have it
Not just one piece of wood.
Not only to you... but your race aswell...
Not quite.
Not so fast Chris. We'll get there.
Not yet, I ain't.
Now come forward.
Now Daisy,
Now do you have any reason why you'd want to interfere
Now don't judge your boy too harshly, General. You
Now don't judge your boy too harshly, General. You
Now girl, don't you know darkee's don't like bein'
Now I am calling you a liar, Senior Bob.
Now I can't likely help ya' tie fella's to the roof with my wrist cuffed to hers.
Now is that... good enough for you?
Now it didn't stay 30 thousand the length of the war.
Now killin' that fella' 'fore he kills my sister, ain't gonna' be easy.
Now let, let's say you shoot us all...
Now matter how bad this blizzard gets,
Now Minnie likes just about everybody, but she sure don't like Mexicans.
Now one of y'all poisoned this coffy, to free Daisy.
Now remember, it dosen't matter if we have four men or fory,
Now shut your mouth and hold them damn horses while I think!
Now that ten thousand's practically in my pocket.
Now that, was a nice dance.
Now that's funny.
Now that's good money.
Now the fella' in the uniform I don't know but
Now the good part
Now those of y'all with your hands on the wall
Now throw out your other pistol.
Now throw out your pistol!
Now we've come to the part of the story...
Now with brohter deadd, I'm in charge of this gang, right boys?
Now, my Nubian friend,
Now, one of y'all... is workin' with her.
Now, pretty good, if I do say so myself.
Now, you're wanted for murder.
Now. Dead on this on this motherfuckin' floor.
Now...
Now...
Now...
O.B.
O.B. lost.
O.B.?
O.B.?
O.B.? Ya' got 'em?
Of all the stupid,
Of being a kill crazy ****** who only joined the war to kill white folks
Of course.
Of The Bloody ****** Killer of Baton Rouge...
Oh boy.
Oh god,
Oh that's interesting.
Oh yeah.
Oh, and Judy said something about the best coffy in the world?
Oh, shit.
Oh, you can kill us all. But you'll never spend a cent of that bounty money
Okay boy, we'll give it a try.
Okay boys, this is it, get ready!
Okay everybody,
Okay Joe Gage, why you goin' to Red Rock?
Okay, bitch...
Okay, time's up.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay...
Ola mi cabron.
Ole Mary Todd.
Ole' Mary Todd... That's a nice touch.
Ole' Mary Todd's calling...
On the other side.
Once I get there they swear me in, but that ain't happened yet.
Once passions had colled, it dropped down to eight, then five.
Once we arrive in Red Rock.
One ain't good enough! It's gonna' blow right open.
One alive.
One of my fella's over there is worth four
One of them fella's is not what he says he is.
One of them, maybe even two of 'em, is here to see Domergue goes free.
One!... Two!...
Operating as a neutral territory.
Or all y'all is...
Or any other son of a bitch in Wyoming for that matter.
Or can you prove it, cabrone?
Or I shoot Domergue in the head.
Or two of y'all is workin' with her.
Or we go by my theory, which is the ugliest guy did it.
Or would you deny me that too?
Oswaldo Mobray, madame.
Oui Yes.
Oui, look at that y'all I can speak French.
Our best bet is this,
Out in this white hell. You must be frozen solid, poor thing.
Out ******, so is my brother's fifteen men
Out them front teeth for ya'. You got it?
Out therem it's the only thing does the job.
Outta' his chair long enough to fetch well water,
Over there.
Over there.
People die.
Peppermint stick?
Philadelphia!
Poisoned while you were murdering the old man?
Practically a friend.
Practically a friend.
Precautions must be taken because life is too sweet to lose.
Precautions.
Precisely.
Precisely.
President Abraham Lincoln?
Pretty sneaky.
Put 'em down.
Put away the horses.
Put them on and come inside.
Random ****** soldier picked from a pile of letters.
Real trustin' fella', huh?
Really? Who's the idiot who broke the damn door?
Red Rock is my town.
Redskins in your day, didn't ya' Black Major?
Remember old man, my sister don't make it off this mountain alive, neither do you.
Remind me,
Respectfully... Abraham Lincoln.
Right down to his bare ass.
Right here.
Roof with somebody I don't know who you they are.
Ruth, let their new sheriff freeze to death.
Sanctuary in the middle of such a cold hell.
Sat at a table by himself and drank brandy.
Say adios to your Huevos.
Say your name was again?
Secondly,
See once they started pullin' out all the burnt bodies at Wellenbeck,
See, my mama used to make stew.
Seems not all of them boys were Rebs.
Seems to be a lot of 'em.
Set myself up pretty well.
She ain't never gonna' leave my goddamn side,
She didn't help it none.
She rolls her own.
She started lettin' in dogs.
She still stinkin' up the place with her "Old Quail" pipe tobacco?
She's a pepper, ain't she?
She's wanted dead or alive for murder.
Sheeit, after I blew his face off, Marco ain't worth a peso.
Sheriff of Red Rock, that'll be the day.
Shit!
Shoot 'em dead, take my body
Shoot 'em. Stab 'em. Drown 'em. Burn 'em.
Shut that door, there's a goddamn blizzard out there!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Si.
Slowly come on up!
So Domergue,
So I burnt it down.
So I guess it must be time for bed...
So I kill, Warren... and we're all friends?
So I take it you've deduced the coffy was
So I'm suppose to freeze death, 'cause you find something hard to belive?
So if Minnie's on the north side visiting her mama for a week,
So if you wanna get paid, you need to get me to Red Rock.
So it looks like you're stuck with us.
So it looks like you're stuck with us. Are Minnie and Sweet Dave inside?
So me an' Chris better lay out a line
So that means you're gonna' hafta' lead a string of horses into Red Rock
So that's you, leading a string of four horses into Red Rock,
So The Cause put a reward on my head.
So The Cause put a reward on my head.
So the Johnny's climbed this mountain, lookin' for fortune.
So the name of the game here is patience.
So what about Jody's body and the fifty thousand?
So what brings you out Wyoming way, sir? If ya' don't mind me askin'?
So what charms this bitch got, take a man brave a blizzard,
So what happend to your horse?
So what you gonna' do old man?
So when they get here,
So why do they call you Six Horse Judy anyway?
So why don't you explain to me...
So ya' chalkin' it up to "War Is Hell", ha?
So ya' hightailin' it halfway to Minnie's Haberdashery?
So you kill him... okay maybe.
So you still in business?
So you takin' her into Red Rock to hang?
So,
So,
So, do you intend to murder me based on a far fetched ****** theory?
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
Somebody... poisoned the coffy.
Somewhere, bring ya' in dead over a saddle. But when John Ruth The Hangman catches ya',
Sorry to bother you.
Sounds like hard work. Wouldn't transporting her be easier
Sounds like my kinda' fella'.
Sounds to me you been readin' a lotta' newspapers printed in Washington D.C.
Southern youth, farmer's sons,
Spend the blizzard shacked up with a friend.
Stagecoach drivers like it. Passengers, not so much.
Stand down you son of a bitch, I shared a battle field with this man.
Starting to see pictures, ain't ya'?
Stash weapons for further use.
Step outside you and your friends can stretch
Stew, later.
Stop!
Stove, fireplace, whatever. Just get warm.
Straws we drawn to see who would help him...
Sucked on that warm black dingus for long as he could.
Suit yourself.
Sure honey, I smoke Red Apple Tobacco, that all right?
Swear, I'll never set foot in Wyoming again."
Sweet Dave's chair.
Take this bucket and dump it down the shit hole.
Take this gun out of my holster.
Take your gun, shoot that ****** dead.
Take your hand away from your gun.
Teach me that goddamn game. Just never could keep the moves in my head.
Tell 'em Daisy sent ya'.
Tell John Ruth about your bright idea.
Ten thousand dollars.
Ten thousand dollars.
Thank you for saying that, General. Your respect woulda' meant the world to him.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That be me.
That blanket was just a heart breakin' liar's promise.
That breaks your neck will be a dispassionate man.
That damblasted blizzards been on our ass for the last three hours.
That door's a son of a gun.
That fella' y'all just killed in the basement, was Jody Domergue, my brother!
That gets me too.
That gets me.
That I don't acknowledge ******s in Northern uniforms.
That I had a division of Confederates under my commend,
That is a good answer, old man.
That means Minnie and her man ain't at her mama's.
That means: Shut up.
That money's mine boys.
That ****** like to bust my jaw.
That ******s gonna' stomp your ass to death. And when he do,
That sounds a whole lot like you're calling me a liar, mi n**** amigo.
That still don't get us no closer...
That sure don't sound like Minnie.
That sure was pretty.
That was a joke.
That would be even nicer.
That you chose not to acknowledge.
That's as far as I got. How am I doin'?
That's damn sure good enough for me.
That's Erskine's youngest boy, Chris.
That's far enough.
That's how I'm doin'. How you doin'?
That's my name, Joe Gage.
That's nice.
That's right, Joe Gage.
That's right, John.
That's the idea now.
That's the one you like to sing in the stagecoach, huh?
That's the only thing you said that's the truth.
That's the thing about war Mannix,
That's what civilized society calls "justice".
That's what I joined the war to do, and that's what I did.
That's what they all said.
That's when The South put a reward on the head of Major Marquis.
That's when we gonna' kill y'all.
That's why this chapter is called...
That's why.
The bad part is it's apt to be Wrong as Right.
The Bar is open, follow moi.
The black fella' in the stable.
The cause of a renegade army?
The Cavalry with a yellow stripe down your back.
The Confederates took exception to my capacity for killing them.
The Cowboy fella' in the courner, is that your driver?
The deal still stands, Chris.
The driver lit out. He said he was going to
The dumbest thing your boy ever did...
The Hangman got himself a gun too?
The Hangman in these parts.
The Hangman?
The letter from Abraham Lincoln?
The Lincoln letter?
The Lincoln what?
The man is red Rock suppose to pay you is me. The new sherrif.
The man who pulls the lever,
The new sheriff of Red Rock is traveling with us.
The new sheriff of Red Rock is traveling with you?
The ****** in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln?
The ****** in the stable has a letter from Abraham Lincoln?
The Northern side and The Southern Side.
The one he's playing chess with is Sweet Dave.
The ones you ain't ever heard of no more,
The only time black folks are safe,
The people of Red Rock will hang you in the town square. And as the hangman,
The real difference is Me... The Hangman.
The scourge of South Carolina, Mannix Marauders.
The South took my continued existence as a personal affront.
The way I see it, Senior Bob,
The woods? It's a rough life, but folks can learn it.
Their job was to sack the town, kill John Ruth and free Daisy there.
Them peckawoods left their homes and their families, and come to this snowy mountain,
Then he commits to begging again.
Then I grabbed a hand full of that black hair on the back his head...
Then I stuck my big, black Johnson right down his goddamn throat.
Then I told him to start walkin'.
Then shoot that ****** dead!
Then the snow melts,
Then we sit here all nice like for the next two days.
Then you approach....
Then you raise both your hands way above your hat.
There ain't no bounty on my head, bushwacker.
There gonna go back to Red Rock and kill every son of a bitch in that town.
There was a rookie regiment spendin' the overnight in that camp.
There's another fella' on foot, up here on the road!
There's another fella' on foot, up here on the road!
They ain't here. I'm running the place while they're gone.
They ain't here. I'm running the place while they're gone.
They are real pretty, ain't they?
They found me.
They shared a correspondence during the war.
They shot my nuts off they're freezin'
They was pen pals. This is just one of the letters.
They're lyin' out back there dead somewhere.
Think about how that coulda' you been you rollin' around on this floor.
This ain't the normal line. But we are stuck on the wrong side of a blizzard,
This ain't the normal line. But we are stuck on the wrong side of a blizzard,
This changes things, son.
This here is Daisy Domergue.
This may be Minnie's place, but this is damn sure,
This ****** hatin' son of a gun ain't partnered up with you.
This... is Sweet Dave's chair.
Three dead.
Throw it to the bed.
Till they invent a trigger a woman can't pull, if
Time's changing slowly... but surely...
To change your clothes before Red Rock.
To cheat that rope waitin' for her in Red Rock.
To drag these fat bastards up and down the mountain that's fucking impossible, mate.
To hang by the neck until dead.
To I was a full grown man.
To let a little thing like an unconditional surrender get in the way of a good war.
To make his fortune.
To me, it dosen't matter what you did. When I hang you, I
To tell the townsfolk of Red Rock that John
To that bounty hunter that's got my sister.
Took down, a little over two years ago.
Took the stake he gave and bought a bunch peach ochards.
Town electin' you to do anything except drop dead.
Translation/Timings/Creator by: Deluce
Transporting a desperate hostile prisoner such as her
Trapped here for two or three days, at some point, he will close his eyes
Tryin' to bringin' a coupla' no goods into market.
Turn around.
Under the name "English Pete Hicox" I've gotta' federal
Unless Minnie was layin' a fryin' pan upside his head.
Until I personally put her in the Red Rock jail! Now do you got that?
Until then... I remain your friend...
Us shoot ya' in the back from up on top of a perch
Wake the fuck up!
Wake up, white boy!
Walk over there where I can get a good look at cha'.
Wanna know what your boy did?
Warren goddamit, you leave that old man alone!
Warren's war record was stellar, and that's what saved his ass.
Was all that horseshit?
Was dignity in defeat, and against the unconditional surrender.
Was he a goner fer' sure?
Was practically friends with The President of The United States of America?
Was save your life.
Wasn't the final Yankee death count somethin' like thirty seven?
Way John tells it,
Way John tells it, y'all's practically pen pals?
We ain't got no say in that.
We could say that the fireplace side of the room,
We divide Minnie's in half.
We get goin' a lot quicker you help out too.
We go back to Mexico and you go on to Red Rock to get that star pinned on your chest.
We gonna' drop one, every ten paces.
We got on in there waiting.
We had neither the time or the food.
We need two pieces of wood.
We shared a steak dinner once upon a time in Chattanooga.
We still got that deal we talked about in the wagon?
We still gotta' feed these horses and take a squat from time to time.
We still have a long way to go, but hand in hand...
We talked about this in Chattanooga.
We weren't expecting another stage tonight?
We weren't foreign barbatians pounding on the city walls.
We're just gonna' go warm ourself's by the stove, if that's all right?
We're just waitin' for everybody go to sleep.
We're still gonna' be facing John Ruth chained
Well admittedly that's a hard argument to argue with. But if memory serves,
Well cut my legs off and call me Shorty...
Well execuse me for findin' it hard to belive a
Well execuse me for findin' it hard to belive a
Well first of, Minnie never struck me as the sentimental type.
Well good to meet you Mr.?
Well he got another.
Well he's gonna' hafta keep on waitin' cause we ain't got no room.
Well I appreciate that.
Well I can't give him a seat I don't have
Well I certainly can appreciate that. I ain't got no designs on her.
Well I don't know 'bout all that. But I'll tell ya what it is.
Well I don't know what I'm suppose to do about it.
Well I find that highly unlikely... but okay maybe.
Well I guess I should be plum scared right now, huh?
Well I guess it's true what they say about you people.
Well I guess that makes this one fortuitous wagon.
Well I'll be double dogged damned.
Well I'll tell you like the lord tole' John,
Well make yourself comfortable. Get warm by the fire.
Well Mr. Face,
Well Mr. Ruth,
Well my leg hurts really bad.
Well old man,
Well that ****** just ain't any ******.
Well that's not good enough.
Well that's what I meant in the barn when I said: "That sure don't sound like Minnie".
Well the whole damn place was just made out of kindling.
Well who the hell, is Jody Domergue?
Well whoever you are, help O.B. with the horses.
Well whoever you are, help O.B. with the horses.
Well you better shit another pistol out your ass!
Well you like writing stories so much, why don't
Well you need to tell Minnie. Cause he's been
Well, I agree with O.B. This storm's got me concerned.
Well, I guess that's very fortunate for me.
Well, I'll be double dogged damned!
Well, I'm gonna need some help tyin' these fella's up on the roof.
Well, well, well, looks like Minnie's Haberdashery
Well, what'd ya' think?
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well... we can give 'em Marco.
Wellenbeck?
What an african bounty hunter's doin' wanderin'
What are you doin' he was giving up?
What brings you in my path, Chris Mannix?
What did she mean when she said,
What do you think, Pete?
What happened to your horse?
What he fought for,
What I say 'bout talkin?
What is he?
What the fuck I tell you about talkin', huh?
What the hell's going on,
What the hell's going on, we weren't expecting another stage tonight?
What the...
What was her name?
What?
What?
What'cha writing firend?
What's goin' on, y'all havin' a bounty hunters picnic?
What's in the chair?
What's the las thing...
What's the matter, John Ruth?
What's your name, Buster?
What's...
What's... your... deal?
Whatever it took to put White Southern Crackers in the ground
Whatever Minnie to make y'all mad.
When did you fella's arrive?
When I elbow you real hard in the face...
When I sat in it earlier, I couldn't belive it.
When it's safe I kill him, free my sister and leave you be.
When Major Marquis burned forty seven men alive,
When our boys get here in a coupla' days, their gonna cut your nuts off!
When the handbill says Dead or Alive, the rest of
When The Hangman catches you... you hang.
When the sun comes out, I'm taking this woman into Red Rock, to hang.
When the The Hangman catches ya'...
When the weather took a turn for the worse, he
When you finally get to Red Rock, you're going
When you get to hell, John.
Whenever you needs be.
Where?
Where's Minnie and Sweet Dave?
Which makes it you, Joe Gage.
Which makes it you, Joe Gage.
While I realize passions are high, that was a while ago.
While Major Warren was captivating the crowd
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is this joker.
Who made the coffy?
Who the fuck is Daisy Domergue?
Who's Daisy Domergue?
Who's Lance Lawson?
Who's the chap with the Lincoln letter?
Who's the idiot who broke that, that Mexican fella'?
Whoa, easy.
Whole lotta' fellas walkin' around, wouldn't you say, Major?
Why did they have a reward on you?
Why do I gotta' go outside?
Why the hell not?
Why we wouldn't just kill all y'all and cash in?
Why?
Will get no satisfaction from your death. It's my job.
With me saving my sister from a hangman's rope?
With nothing but their respect in his command.
With rebel renegades, and I damn sure don't break bread with 'em.
With tales of black dicks and white mouths...
With the dinner table
With your boy at the business end of my gun barrel...
With your hands where we can see 'em...
Worry about these owl hoots and that bushwhacker nuts shooter in the basement.
Would count as one of your nine lives.
Would talk about anybody else's behavior
Ya' wrapped yourselves up in the Rebel Flag as an excuse to kill and steal.
Yeah I do, Senor Bob.
Yeah it do sound a whole lot like, don't it?
Yeah Warren, that's the problem with old men.
Yeah, I heard of Grouch Douglass. He's worth ten, just like Daisy.
Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, well...
Yeah, well...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.
Yeah, your son came up here a few years back.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. When we get to Red Rock.
Yeah... Thanks.
Yes I do belive Judy did say something about the best coffy in the world.
Yes it does.
Yes you may.
Yes you may.
Yes, all three of us were on that stagecouch out there.
Yes, Sir. I agree with that the army in North Virginia would've been used in a...
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You ain't done we can't forgive.
You ain't gonna' be able to get away with any more then let's say one body per horse.
You ain't never heard of Wellenbeck prisoner of war camp, West Virginia?
You ain't really gonna' let that ****** ridin' in
You ain't whippin' shit.
You and Sweet Dave seemed pretty chummy over here.
You belive in Jesus now, huh, bitch? Well good 'cos 'bout meet him!
You bet your sweet ass it was warm.
You burnt up some of your own boys, didn't ya' Major?
You bust out?
You can kick 'em down the stairs and say it's
You can't trust a fuckin' word that comes outta' your mouth.
You captured a whole Colored Command that day.
You come back with anything else but a guitar.
You comin' into Red Rock to hang Lance Lawson?
You could say he was my best friend if I
You did not know my boy.
You don't die by a bullet in the back.
You don't know nothin' about this filly here?
You don't need to sell it, Minnie, you need make it.
You don't say nothin'. Hello, thank you, good night, that's about it.
You either give up by the time I count to three,
You goddamn son of a bitch!
You gonna make a deal with this diabolical bitch?
You gonna talk that hateful ****** talk,
You gonna talk yourself to death.
You gonna' die now you murderin' bastard.
You gonna' let that ****** speak for you, Chris?
You gonna' spend the next two or three days,
You got anything in here besides coffee that can help warm us up?
You got anything that can back any of this up?
You got business in Red Rock?
You got it?
You got me at a bit of a disadvantage.
You got that?
You got to wonder, why nobody never thought about it before.
You gotta' boy that lives in Red Rock?
You gotta' nail it shut!
You gotta' very sweet accent, where that from, England?
You had your share of country boys comin' to call?
You hang.
You have to come and take
You have to nail it shut! There's a hammer and nails by the door!
You heard him freeloaders, get to work.
You heard him freeloaders, get to work.
You heard me tell this fella' I'm the new sheriff of Red Rock, right?
You heard of the rebel renegade Erskine Mannix?
You help me protect my ten,
You John Ruth, The Hangman.
You joined the war to keep ******s in chains.
You just entered.
You just sit your ass in this chair. And you don't do nothin'.
You keep holdin' that lantern in that one hand,
You killed O.B. he's worth ten of you! Warren can I kill him?
You knew my boy?
You know I am.
You know I am.
You know I am.
You know I did.
You know my daddy, I said that my daddy!
You know what that sign said, Senior Bob?
You know what this is, tramp?
You know why she took it down?
You know, I must of had at least twelve people,
You know, looks can be deceiving.
You leave here, meet up with your gang and high tail it to Mexico?
You let me die, that's murder.
You lift your ass even one inch off this seat,
You might have a way out of this yet.
You move a little sudden, a little strange; you gonna' get a bullet.
You murdered were outside that door right now.
You need to do two pieces of wood! One ain't good enough!
You need to nail it in!
You need two pieces of wood. You gotta' hammer another one.
You never gave your name, sir.
You never gave your name, sir.
You never wait to watch 'em hang?
You okay, O.B.?
You open up your trashy mouth again, I'll knock
You open your mouth; you gonna' get a bullet.
You overrate 'em ******.
You play?
You put those on or you can stop worryin' about this whole thing, right now.
You realize how close you came to being tossed on a pile of ******s?
You really only need to hang mean bastards. But mean bastards, you need to hang.
You really the Sheriff of Red Rock? You wanna save the town?
You really think a ****** drummed outta' the
You really think I'm in cahoots wit' that fella'? Or her?
You ride up top wtih O.B.
You right,
You ruin that letter of his,
You see...
You seem to have a laissez faire attitude when it comes to the hats.
You sir,
You sound like you got a axe to grind against The Cause.
You still alive, white boy?
You still got it?
You still got to get all our corpses into Red Rock.
You sure sound tough when you're talkin' to a desperate man knee deep in snow.
You take them two guns of yours and lay 'em on that rock over yonder.
You takin' 'em into Red Rock?
You tell me the story that brings you here?
You the one handed her my goddamn letter.
You too, Senor Bob.
You wanna know what day that was?
You wanna tell 'em bounty man?
You wanna' know why I'd lie about something like that, white man?
You wanna' show me how grateful you are...
You want some stew, O.B.?
You were sayin'... we sit here...
You!
You... ain't no goddamn... lady!
You'd be surprised what a man that cold, would do for a blanket.
You'd know about the sign usta' hang above the bar.
You're a hang man, you're going to hang woman.
You're about to be murdered in some ****** named
You're doing stable work in a goddamn blizzard, I offer to help and you say no?
You're gonna' die on this mountain and I'm gonna' fucking laugh when you do!
You're gonna' die on this mountain, Chris.
You're just an English fella' passin' off his papers.
You're not a villain,
You're right, mi amigo.
You're suppose to produce it upon request. How am I suppose to know,
You're working with man who poisoned the coffy.
You've got a good eye son.
You've gotten greedy, Reb, no deal.
Your a real imaginative ******, ain't you?
Your boy told me his whole life story.
Your boy, black dudes dingus in his mouth.
Your boy...
Your brother's just a owl hoot who led a gang of killers.
Your jacket's already on. And I sorta kinda trust you.
Your legs. When you're reday, stop on inside,
Your military success was a credit...
Your side didn't look at it that way.
Your're the ****** with the head...
"I got it" "I got it". We have it.
About nine miles outside of Red Rock. What's there?
And it's all your Chris. You keep talkin', Pete.
And she left you in charge? Si.
Are you a lawman? I'm takin' her to the law.
Ask me if my ass is fat? It is.
Because I'm gonna' take your gun, son. You are? Yes I am.
Best coffy on the mountain. I'll don't know 'bout all that.
Betsy. Georgia girl?
Bob. Warren.
But it ain't up to me. Who's it up to?
But it sounds peculiar, though, What sound peculiar?
Carefull, madame. Is it anywhere near Old Zealand?
Come on in everybody, don't be shy. Hats!
Could you holding this for me? Rock steady, madame. Rock steady.
cream of the crop And I say, "Let 'em burn".
Did he blink? He blinked.
Do you consider stew food? Yes. Then we serve food.
Do you have a warrant? 'Course I do.
Do you have the execution orders on you? In my beg.
Do you understand? Yes.
Does it Chris? No it sure don't.
Erskine's boy? Yes sir.
Fifteen killer strong. And when those fifteen killers,
Fill me up, O.B. Yeah.
From here to the door. Yeah! All right.
Gimme that other piece of wood. Yeah, allright.
Gimme the nail. Here.
Give me a hammer. Yeah.
Goddamn it! It's gotta' open if you don't.
Got another verse to it? Yeah I got.
Grouch Douglass. You heard of him?
He blinked. Take his pistol.
He don't have that problem. . Where's the well water?
Heard of her? Should I?
Her mother? Yes.
Here. Thank you sugar.
Hey Charly my, how the hell are you? Hi ya' Ed, hi ya' Judy
Hey Dave, ask me if my ass is fat. What?
Hi ya' Dave. Hey Judy.
Hold it shut! There's a hammer and nails by the door!
Holdin' this Chris. Here, here.
Horseshit. 'fraid not.
How longs that been? Since that steak?
How many ya' got? Full house today, friend.
How much? Ten thousand dollars.
how you doin', black Major?
I ain't goin' to Red Rock. Where you goin'?
I been called worse. Now that I can believe.
I can't complain. Got a woman?
I expect no less. Not so fast old man.
I knew me I was gonna' have some fun. You shut your lyin' ****** lips up!
I might let a whore piss on it. I spit on it.
I said ask me! Why?
I take exception to that! New Zeeland.
I take it you're Daisy Domergue? Yeah it's her.
I'll get. Then get.
I'm Oswaldo Mobray, I'm The He's the hangman of Red Rock.
If by woman, you mean her?
If you say so. I do.
It says here, Dead or Alive? Yeah it does.
Joe Gage. What?
Just do it! Is your ass fat?
Let me hear you say, "I got it". "I got it".
let's make a deal? No deals, bitch!
Looks like I brought you a customer. So it would appear.
Mannix's Marauders? That's them.
May I come aboard? Well smoke...
May I see 'em? Of course.
May I see it? No you may not.
May way of sayin' thanks. I don't drink,
Mobray. Mobray, I'm Chris Mannix,
My brother leds an army of men Horse Shit!
No I don't. You sure you don't.
No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up!
Nothing personal. Just mine?
Now gimmie the gun. You want it?
Oh that's real nice, what is that? It's french.
Oh, you are? Yes I am.
On the other Cap't Mannix, tell the ******,
Only thing I'm qualified to write about. What's that?
Open up! Kick it open!
Open up! You have to kick it open! What?
Oui what is that mean? It means yes.
Pay no attention to him. Horseshit!
Personally? As in: "Dear Maj. Warren"? No. Personally as in: "Dear Marquis".
Put them on. I ain't wearin' handcuffs.
So we shot 'em where they stood. Gentlemen,
Tell ya' what, Bob The name's John.
That ****** is General Sanford Smithers?
That would be nice. Well, how about a blanked?
That's "Marco The Mexican"? Precisely, yeah.
That's a lotta' hats, Senor Bob? Huh?
That's too bad. Yes it is.
that's your boy Chester talkin' You a goddamn lie.
The hammer and nails is by the door. There is a hammer and nails right there!
the new sheriff in Red Rock. Really?
Then you'll freeze. Then you'll hang.
They ain't here? Yes, they're visiting her mother.
Two pieces of wood. That fuckin' thing is busted!
Want a lil' snakebite in your coffy? Yeah.
We deserved dignity in defeat. Just,
Weren't you pen pals? With the President?
Weren't you pen pals? With the President?
What? Kick it open!
where I blow your goddamn head off! No, no, no don't shoot her!
Who are you? I'm Bob.
Who's askin'? I am.
Who's that? Daisy Domergue.
Wrote you a letter, personally? Yes.
y'all hada' correspondence. Yes.
Yankees sons of bitches? I never knew your father, son.
Yeah, he did, didn't he? Yeah, he did, didn't he?
Yeah, I got it. Good.
Yeah. But...
Yes I do. What?
Yes, ma'am, but fix the coffy. I'll fix you!
Yes. Of America? Yes.
Yes. And when it comes to that pile of ******s we building out back,
You bet. Gonna' wait to watch it?
You did say, didn't ya'? Yeah I did.
You don't hear me complaining do ya'? No I sure don't.
You gonna' kick it open. Kick it open.
you got a letter from Abraham Lincoln? Yes.
You gotta' nail it shut! You have to nail it shut!
you gotta' talk to him. Well...
You know this fella'? Only by reputation.
You know why? No.
You never even knew my boy? No he didn't!
You speak french? Oui
You're The Hangman, Bob Ruth. It's John.
'Cos he knew that was long gone.
'Cuz when ******s are scared, that's when white folks are safe.
'Cuz you don't look like the coming home for Christmas type.
'fore you approach,
'Meant it, didn't I?
"But Mean Bastards, you need to hang".
"Dear Marquis" Abraham Lincoln the President of the United States of America?
"If you just let me home to my family, I'll
"Let's just forget it. I go my way, you go yours"
"No dogs or Mexicans allowed"
"Ole Mary Todd's callin', so I guess it must be time for bed"
"Red Apple Tobacco"
"You only need to hang Mean Bastards."

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