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Tommy Boy (1995) "Tommy Boy" is a hilarious American comedy film released in 1995. This iconic movie stars the late great

Tommy Boy (1995)

"Tommy Boy" is a hilarious American comedy film released in 1995. This iconic movie stars the late great Chris Farley, known for his impeccable physical comedy, and the talented David Spade. Directed by Peter Segal, the film tells the story of Tommy Callahan, an overly enthusiastic and bumbling heir to an auto parts factory. After his father's sudden death, Tommy must prove his worth and save the failing company from being taken over by unscrupulous competitors. With David Spade as Tommy's cynical sidekick Richard, the duo embarks on a road trip filled with outrageous misadventures and slapstick humor.

"Tommy Boy" is the ultimate laugh-out-loud comedy, showcasing Farley's unmatched comedic timing and physical prowess. The film's witty script and memorable moments have made it a classic among comedy enthusiasts. If you're looking for a good time, you can easily find and enjoy this timeless comedy; just play and download the sounds of "Tommy Boy" here.

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A brother!
A brother!
A dark hole for a few years.
A dark hole for a few years.
A great American product, right?
A great American product, right?
A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
A message? What number did you call?
A message? What number did you call?
A thousand units to Oshkosh? Tommy, that's fabulous!
A thousand units to Oshkosh? Tommy, that's fabulous!
A.k.a. Beverly Burns. Richard, how could Beverly
A.k.a. Beverly Burns. Richard, how could Beverly
Absolutely. It'd be my great pleasure. What have I got to lose?
Absolutely. It'd be my great pleasure. What have I got to lose?
Action 8 will be there.
Action 8 will be there.
All because you wanna save a couple of extra pennies... and to me, it doesn't
All because you wanna save a couple of extra pennies... and to me, it doesn't
All my "Zalinsky Auto Parts" outlets all over North America!
All my "Zalinsky Auto Parts" outlets all over North America!
All right then, let's get some shut eye!
All right then, let's get some shut eye!
All right, all right, hold it a second folks!
All right, all right, hold it a second folks!
All the shipping orders go through me,
All the shipping orders go through me,
Alright now, it's sales time, remember we don't take no
Alright now, it's sales time, remember we don't take no
Although what are the odds
Although what are the odds
Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated?
Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated?
Am I proud of you. Mister big time, college grad, huh?
Am I proud of you. Mister big time, college grad, huh?
America, if you need starters, spark plugs, ball joints,
America, if you need starters, spark plugs, ball joints,
American auto parts king.
American auto parts king.
And after that, figure it out.
And after that, figure it out.
And all you can say is "he seems like a nice guy"?
And all you can say is "he seems like a nice guy"?
And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
And coming soon to Ohio: computer fraud.
And coming soon to Ohio: computer fraud.
And Danny, remember when we used to burn ants with a magnifying glass?
And Danny, remember when we used to burn ants with a magnifying glass?
And how could Oh, man! This was so big!
And how could Oh, man! This was so big!
And I dropped in a 440 Magnum with a six pack.
And I dropped in a 440 Magnum with a six pack.
And I saw your step brother and your step mother, and he was kissing her.
And I saw your step brother and your step mother, and he was kissing her.
And I want your kids to be safe when you take them for a ride.
And I want your kids to be safe when you take them for a ride.
And I'll be damned if that's gonna change on my watch.
And I'll be damned if that's gonna change on my watch.
And let me guess, you're not going to be selling me the company now, are you Tommy boy?
And let me guess, you're not going to be selling me the company now, are you Tommy boy?
And let me lay down some other rules too.
And let me lay down some other rules too.
And lighting things on fire?
And lighting things on fire?
And marching over us.
And marching over us.
And mark it "guaranteed", I will. I got spare time.
And mark it "guaranteed", I will. I got spare time.
And my life has been a living hell ever since.
And my life has been a living hell ever since.
And remember you can pick up these great brake pads from "Callahan Auto"
And remember you can pick up these great brake pads from "Callahan Auto"
And right now I'm gonna need you, Tommy boy, to get this place going.
And right now I'm gonna need you, Tommy boy, to get this place going.
And right now those workers are in danger of losing their jobs.
And right now those workers are in danger of losing their jobs.
And sell 'em in my stores.
And sell 'em in my stores.
And since you were my dad's right hand man,
And since you were my dad's right hand man,
And so these vows are held sacred from
And so these vows are held sacred from
And someday my son will run it.
And someday my son will run it.
And suddenly your kids are yelling from the back seat.
And suddenly your kids are yelling from the back seat.
And that's what it takes to sell. Confidence. Your dad had that.
And that's what it takes to sell. Confidence. Your dad had that.
And that's when the whores come in.
And that's when the whores come in.
And that's who I care about.
And that's who I care about.
And the future of "Callahan Auto".
And the future of "Callahan Auto".
And the medic gets out and says: "Oh, my God!"
And the medic gets out and says: "Oh, my God!"
And the one guy who should be caring about this, you, doesn't.
And the one guy who should be caring about this, you, doesn't.
And then all of a sudden there's a truck tire
And then all of a sudden there's a truck tire
And then I take my naughty pet, and I go...
And then I take my naughty pet, and I go...
And there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere,
And there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere,
And they always end up with you saying: "I make car parts for..." How does that go?
And they always end up with you saying: "I make car parts for..." How does that go?
And they were right when I put them into my computer. I swear.
And they were right when I put them into my computer. I swear.
And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?
And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?
And this is one of our oldest customers,
And this is one of our oldest customers,
And we gotta take care of it quick.
And we gotta take care of it quick.
And well, thought you might wanna know that.
And well, thought you might wanna know that.
And what is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?
And what is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?
And what people needed to hear.
And what people needed to hear.
And while you're at it, fill it up with gas, okay?
And while you're at it, fill it up with gas, okay?
And why shouldn't you? You've been here 10 minutes.
And why shouldn't you? You've been here 10 minutes.
And you got a friend out of it.
And you got a friend out of it.
And you guarantee everything you sell?
And you guarantee everything you sell?
And you know how to do that, just like your dad.
And you know how to do that, just like your dad.
And you, with all this excitement around here, I kinda' got a little hungry.
And you, with all this excitement around here, I kinda' got a little hungry.
And you're driving along...
And you're driving along...
And you're really smart... Yet it's not on the map.
And you're really smart... Yet it's not on the map.
And your family screaming: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!"
And your family screaming: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!"
Any business that tries to wait it out will be just that, out.
Any business that tries to wait it out will be just that, out.
Anyway, I just want you to know that as long as I'm around, I'm gonna
Anyway, I just want you to know that as long as I'm around, I'm gonna
Anyway, me and Richard are going to Chicago, to straighten things out.
Anyway, me and Richard are going to Chicago, to straighten things out.
Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D 's.
Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D 's.
Are you kidding? We're all screwed!
Are you kidding? We're all screwed!
At a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there
At a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there
At the loading dock. Now, I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being...
At the loading dock. Now, I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being...
Awesome! Hey, there's even a fridge!
Awesome! Hey, there's even a fridge!
Bad girl. Ah, thank you...
Bad girl. Ah, thank you...
Bad mommy.
Bad mommy.
Be married to Paul and my dad at the same time?
Be married to Paul and my dad at the same time?
Because I'm a hell of a salesman, and he doesn't know any better.
Because I'm a hell of a salesman, and he doesn't know any better.
Because that's who I am. And that's who I care about.
Because that's who I am. And that's who I care about.
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere!
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere!
Before I can turn these machines on.
Before I can turn these machines on.
Big day tomorrow. I hope we can keep this momentum going.
Big day tomorrow. I hope we can keep this momentum going.
Book smarts, which waved bye bye to you long ago,
Book smarts, which waved bye bye to you long ago,
Bottom line is, by 6pm tomorrow we'll all be unemployed.
Bottom line is, by 6pm tomorrow we'll all be unemployed.
Boy, did I screw up.
Boy, did I screw up.
Boy, I sure let my dad down.
Boy, I sure let my dad down.
Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot. You sure it's closed?
Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot. You sure it's closed?
Boy, you sure are different in your TV commercials.
Boy, you sure are different in your TV commercials.
Bravo, Tommy!
Bravo, Tommy!
Brother? I'm gonna have a brother? I've always dreamed about having a brother.
Brother? I'm gonna have a brother? I've always dreamed about having a brother.
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
Buddy Wackett?
Buddy Wackett?
Bull's ass, that's great.
Bull's ass, that's great.
Bust my butt and make sure that
Bust my butt and make sure that
But as you realize "Callahan" has been family owned
But as you realize "Callahan" has been family owned
But before I decide to keep my business with your place,
But before I decide to keep my business with your place,
But for now, for your customers' sake, for your daughter's sake
But for now, for your customers' sake, for your daughter's sake
But I feel I gotta do something.
But I feel I gotta do something.
But I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
But I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
But I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
But I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
But more important is the guarantee that I make to the American worker.
But more important is the guarantee that I make to the American worker.
But Ron, we do need that loan to keep us afloat
But Ron, we do need that loan to keep us afloat
But sorry about your car, man. It sucks.
But sorry about your car, man. It sucks.
But that's life! America's in a state of renewal.
But that's life! America's in a state of renewal.
But the "Callahan" factory's been in my family for 70 years,
But the "Callahan" factory's been in my family for 70 years,
But there's a problem. There's no guarantee on the box.
But there's a problem. There's no guarantee on the box.
But this isn't the end. No way.
But this isn't the end. No way.
But who's going to sell them?
But who's going to sell them?
But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
But you didn't. So your dad would've been proud o'you.
But you didn't. So your dad would've been proud o'you.
But you've got it marked down for two.
But you've got it marked down for two.
But, I gotta do something. I don't know what.
But, I gotta do something. I don't know what.
By sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then...
By sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then...
By the way, did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
By the way, did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
Callahan factory is the only thing keeping it alive.
Callahan factory is the only thing keeping it alive.
Callahan has guaranteed every part sold since 1925.
Callahan has guaranteed every part sold since 1925.
Callahan's a premium name. That's what I'm buying.
Callahan's a premium name. That's what I'm buying.
Can I call you back in a few minutes? Thanks. I miss you.
Can I call you back in a few minutes? Thanks. I miss you.
Can I open my eyes now dad?
Can I open my eyes now dad?
Can I open my eyes now dad?
Can I open my eyes now dad?
Can't believe you wanted to. Although it's pretty fun.
Can't believe you wanted to. Although it's pretty fun.
Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before.
Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before.
Cause I'll come over there and shove an oar up your ass!
Cause I'll come over there and shove an oar up your ass!
Chicken wings.
Chicken wings.
Chill bud.
Chill bud.
Chocking!
Chocking!
Colorado: wire fraud.
Colorado: wire fraud.
Come on in! Oh, and forget about R.T.!
Come on in! Oh, and forget about R.T.!
Come on man, let's at least take five minutes to celebrate our first victory!
Come on man, let's at least take five minutes to celebrate our first victory!
Come on, give me your best shot, and I'll give you a free one! Let me have it!
Come on, give me your best shot, and I'll give you a free one! Let me have it!
Come on, you can do better than that, can't ya Captain Limp Wrist?
Come on, you can do better than that, can't ya Captain Limp Wrist?
Come on! Dammit.
Come on! Dammit.
Comforting you, calling out "I'm good. I'll never let you down."
Comforting you, calling out "I'm good. I'll never let you down."
Cool!
Cool!
Cool! Thanks, dad.
Cool! Thanks, dad.
Cops!
Cops!
Could have done without that. Geez, I'm an idiot!
Could have done without that. Geez, I'm an idiot!
Couldn't tell ya.
Couldn't tell ya.
Crash Test in Progress.
Crash Test in Progress.
D +? Oh my God! I passed!
D +? Oh my God! I passed!
D+!
D+!
Dad, got a little problem here.
Dad, got a little problem here.
Dad, I really don't think... Okay.
Dad, I really don't think... Okay.
Dad, she's like a ten.
Dad, she's like a ten.
Dad... It's cool, you know.
Dad... It's cool, you know.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Did that board to the head knock something loose?
Did that board to the head knock something loose?
Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
Did you hear I finally graduated?
Did you hear I finally graduated?
Did you live under power lines as a kid or something?
Did you live under power lines as a kid or something?
Do you guys want this or "American Gladiators"?
Do you guys want this or "American Gladiators"?
Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out.
Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out.
Does that help?
Does that help?
Don't call me that, it's creepy.
Don't call me that, it's creepy.
Don't feel bad.
Don't feel bad.
Don't let him leave the complex, Marty!
Don't let him leave the complex, Marty!
Don't run away from your feelings!
Don't run away from your feelings!
Don't say anything, ok! I know I've ruined your entire life, and you hate me,
Don't say anything, ok! I know I've ruined your entire life, and you hate me,
Don't worry because I've quit. So you won't have to put up with anything anymore.
Don't worry because I've quit. So you won't have to put up with anything anymore.
Don't you know we could get busted for that?
Don't you know we could get busted for that?
Done this before?
Done this before?
Drive down to Zalinsky. He's the auto parts king.
Drive down to Zalinsky. He's the auto parts king.
Even though Tom is gone,
Even though Tom is gone,
Ever since I was a kid, you people have been like a family to me.
Ever since I was a kid, you people have been like a family to me.
Ever since your mom died...
Ever since your mom died...
Every last one of you always has a job, right here at "Callahan".
Every last one of you always has a job, right here at "Callahan".
Everyone who owns stock in this company stands to make a lot of money.
Everyone who owns stock in this company stands to make a lot of money.
Everything he does is sweet. So, when does sweetie get back?
Everything he does is sweet. So, when does sweetie get back?
Excuse me, what was that?
Excuse me, what was that?
Excuse me! Oh God.
Excuse me! Oh God.
Exits! Ok, there's one back here,
Exits! Ok, there's one back here,
Fair enough, Doug. 'Course I can get a hell of a good look at a t bone steak
Fair enough, Doug. 'Course I can get a hell of a good look at a t bone steak
Fasten your seat belt.
Fasten your seat belt.
Fat guy in a little coat.
Fat guy in a little coat.
Fat guy in little coat.
Fat guy in little coat.
Fellas, you just ran out of time.
Fellas, you just ran out of time.
First rocker, take it, Tommy boy!
First rocker, take it, Tommy boy!
First, what are the three grades of Callahan Brake pads?
First, what are the three grades of Callahan Brake pads?
Fish in a barrel, my man. Town's the fish, people are the barrel.
Fish in a barrel, my man. Town's the fish, people are the barrel.
Fish in a barrel...
Fish in a barrel...
Folks, Mr. Zalinsky gave us specific instructions to bar you from the building.
Folks, Mr. Zalinsky gave us specific instructions to bar you from the building.
Folks, we're making our final approach into Chicago.
Folks, we're making our final approach into Chicago.
For Action News, I'm Nicole Taylor, reporting live.
For Action News, I'm Nicole Taylor, reporting live.
For Christ's sake, once during the war I visited a prostitute,
For Christ's sake, once during the war I visited a prostitute,
For God's sake son, will you quit covering your damned eyes?
For God's sake son, will you quit covering your damned eyes?
For the moment it looks like a tragedy has been eluded and a town has been saved.
For the moment it looks like a tragedy has been eluded and a town has been saved.
Forget it, I have enough to do without having to change your diapers.
Forget it, I have enough to do without having to change your diapers.
Forget it. I quit.
Forget it. I quit.
Frank, I really don't think we have any choice.
Frank, I really don't think we have any choice.
Frank, if we sell while our value's still high,
Frank, if we sell while our value's still high,
Gaskets, camshafts, u joints or rocker arms,
Gaskets, camshafts, u joints or rocker arms,
Gee, funny you should bring that up.
Gee, funny you should bring that up.
Geez, I wonder if she goes out with one of the "Yankees".
Geez, I wonder if she goes out with one of the "Yankees".
Geez! You were saying?
Geez! You were saying?
Get him!
Get him!
Get out! Now!
Get out! Now!
Get ready to live!
Get ready to live!
Get to know them, they're important.
Get to know them, they're important.
Go on! I'm listening.
Go on! I'm listening.
God, he's so sweet.
God, he's so sweet.
God, I love that!
God, I love that!
God, I was worried I wouldn't find you.
God, I was worried I wouldn't find you.
God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh!
God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh!
God, you're sick. Tell you what,
God, you're sick. Tell you what,
Good Lord!
Good Lord!
Good man!
Good man!
Good morning, sunshine.
Good morning, sunshine.
Great, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it off.
Great, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it off.
Group words together as a sentence.
Group words together as a sentence.
Half million brake pads in the next ten days,
Half million brake pads in the next ten days,
Half the orders have already been cancelled.
Half the orders have already been cancelled.
Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in the head without wearing one of these,
Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in the head without wearing one of these,
Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in the head without wearing one of these,
Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in the head without wearing one of these,
Have it say: "Tough break, get drunk on me...
Have it say: "Tough break, get drunk on me...
He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
He does.
He does.
He said he had a surprise for me.
He said he had a surprise for me.
He says the sweetest things about her.
He says the sweetest things about her.
He seems like a good guy on TV. He'll understand.
He seems like a good guy on TV. He'll understand.
He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.
He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes.
He was at the airport this morning, but you weren't on the plane.
He was at the airport this morning, but you weren't on the plane.
He was the best at knowing what people wanted to hear,
He was the best at knowing what people wanted to hear,
He was your real dad and you just took it for granted.
He was your real dad and you just took it for granted.
He'll be taking you through my little spiel here.
He'll be taking you through my little spiel here.
He's a big dumb animal, isn't he folks?
He's a big dumb animal, isn't he folks?
He's a cop. He had to get a real job when my parents
He's a cop. He had to get a real job when my parents
He's coming here today, for the wedding.
He's coming here today, for the wedding.
He's got really weird hair.
He's got really weird hair.
He's made one deal, Paul. It's not the end of the world.
He's made one deal, Paul. It's not the end of the world.
He's pissed off 'cause he recently found out what a loser he is.
He's pissed off 'cause he recently found out what a loser he is.
He's turned into this... selling machine.
He's turned into this... selling machine.
He's vacuuming. I don't know. I guess he's clean.
He's vacuuming. I don't know. I guess he's clean.
Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman.
Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman.
Hell, folks believe me when I tell them: we're not just building automotive components here
Hell, folks believe me when I tell them: we're not just building automotive components here
Hello, is detective Duane Brock on duty today?
Hello, is detective Duane Brock on duty today?
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here's the deal, if I want you
Here's the deal, if I want you
Here's the way I see it, Ted.
Here's the way I see it, Ted.
Hey boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!
Hey boys and girls, it's Papa Smurf!
Hey chief, could you tell me how far it is to Davenport?
Hey chief, could you tell me how far it is to Davenport?
Hey dad and Beverly, this is Michelle Brock, the prettiest gal in Sandusky.
Hey dad and Beverly, this is Michelle Brock, the prettiest gal in Sandusky.
Hey everybody, is there a window open? I feel a draft.
Hey everybody, is there a window open? I feel a draft.
Hey everybody, it's Tony Robbins!
Hey everybody, it's Tony Robbins!
Hey guys, do I look different now that I'm a college grad?
Hey guys, do I look different now that I'm a college grad?
Hey how are you. Good to see ya, how you doin'?
Hey how are you. Good to see ya, how you doin'?
Hey lady, look out! There's a fat whale on your boat!
Hey lady, look out! There's a fat whale on your boat!
Hey mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank!
Hey mom! It's the guy who robbed the bank!
Hey Tommy, you're back! Way to go on that D +!
Hey Tommy, you're back! Way to go on that D +!
Hey tub o! You ain't moving!
Hey tub o! You ain't moving!
Hey, by finesse do you mean sputtering sentence fragments
Hey, by finesse do you mean sputtering sentence fragments
Hey, get me! My turn! Over here!
Hey, get me! My turn! Over here!
Hey, get off my property!
Hey, get off my property!
Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?
Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?
Hey, guess what, I just called "Auto Tech" and they decided to make an order.
Hey, guess what, I just called "Auto Tech" and they decided to make an order.
Hey, guess who's here!
Hey, guess who's here!
Hey, I know I'm not probably the answer you guys are looking for,
Hey, I know I'm not probably the answer you guys are looking for,
Hey, I was just thinking, when we stopped for gas this morning
Hey, I was just thinking, when we stopped for gas this morning
Hey, I'll tell you what: you can take a good look
Hey, I'll tell you what: you can take a good look
Hey, if you're gonna say I didn't put the right kind, then you're wrong.
Hey, if you're gonna say I didn't put the right kind, then you're wrong.
Hey, look alive! Low bridge!
Hey, look alive! Low bridge!
Hey, look! It's Tommy!
Hey, look! It's Tommy!
Hey, Mr. Rittenhauer! Is it true Tommy's on the road trying to save this place?
Hey, Mr. Rittenhauer! Is it true Tommy's on the road trying to save this place?
Hey, remember your brother, Duane? Whatever happened to him?
Hey, remember your brother, Duane? Whatever happened to him?
Hey, thanks dad!
Hey, thanks dad!
Hey, Tommy, this is not a vacation for me. And I'm here against my will,
Hey, Tommy, this is not a vacation for me. And I'm here against my will,
Hey, what happened to the tire plant?
Hey, what happened to the tire plant?
Hey, what's your hurry?
Hey, what's your hurry?
Hey, you forgot your wife!
Hey, you forgot your wife!
Hey, your sail is limp, like your dick!
Hey, your sail is limp, like your dick!
Hi, grandpa.
Hi, grandpa.
Hi, honey. This must be Tommy.
Hi, honey. This must be Tommy.
Hi, I called about a ticket to Cuyahoga Falls, the name's Brock.
Hi, I called about a ticket to Cuyahoga Falls, the name's Brock.
Hi, Ted. Hi, Frank. Excuse me, Marty.
Hi, Ted. Hi, Frank. Excuse me, Marty.
Hi! Got a second?
Hi! Got a second?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. How are you?
Hi. How are you?
Hi. I'm Earth. Have we met?
Hi. I'm Earth. Have we met?
Hi. This is Tommy Callahan here with Mr. Ray Zalinsky,
Hi. This is Tommy Callahan here with Mr. Ray Zalinsky,
Him too 'fraid to get out. He just a little guy.
Him too 'fraid to get out. He just a little guy.
Hit it!
Hit it!
Hit the brakes!
Hit the brakes!
Hold on a minute! Do we really wanna put the future of the company in Tommy's hands?
Hold on a minute! Do we really wanna put the future of the company in Tommy's hands?
Hold on right there honey. I'll see you Michelle.
Hold on right there honey. I'll see you Michelle.
Holy shnikees, it worked!
Holy shnikees, it worked!
Holy Shnikees!
Holy Shnikees!
Holy shnikees!
Holy shnikees!
Honey, look at this human bomb on the news!
Honey, look at this human bomb on the news!
Housekeeping. You want me jerk you off?
Housekeeping. You want me jerk you off?
Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
How about the jobs of 300 people?
How about the jobs of 300 people?
How could you be reading documents when they're in your briefcase?
How could you be reading documents when they're in your briefcase?
How much do you use? 1,5%.
How much do you use? 1,5%.
Hurry up Tommy, hurry up!
Hurry up Tommy, hurry up!
I am, Tommy boy.
I am, Tommy boy.
I can hold out Zalinsky for a couple of weeks.
I can hold out Zalinsky for a couple of weeks.
I can make the parts in one of my factories, put 'em in a Callahan box
I can make the parts in one of my factories, put 'em in a Callahan box
I can put you in to Salt Lake City, by 4...
I can put you in to Salt Lake City, by 4...
I can put you on another one at 3 o' clock this afternoon.
I can put you on another one at 3 o' clock this afternoon.
I can't believe I have a whole new family. This is awesome!
I can't believe I have a whole new family. This is awesome!
I can't believe you called me a psycho.
I can't believe you called me a psycho.
I can't do this anymore man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks.
I can't do this anymore man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks.
I can't hear you. You're trailing off. And did I catch a "niner" in there?
I can't hear you. You're trailing off. And did I catch a "niner" in there?
I care about stuff, I'm getting better at this sales thing.
I care about stuff, I'm getting better at this sales thing.
I did call, earlier, when... using the phone.
I did call, earlier, when... using the phone.
I didn't have a father, and he looked out for me. But you!
I didn't have a father, and he looked out for me. But you!
I didn't rob any bank.
I didn't rob any bank.
I didn't wanna plant six feet under a lettuce patch.
I didn't wanna plant six feet under a lettuce patch.
I don't believe it. Tommy just sold half a million brake pads.
I don't believe it. Tommy just sold half a million brake pads.
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I don't have time to go thru another city. I need a direct flight to Chicago.
I don't have time to go thru another city. I need a direct flight to Chicago.
I don't know Tommy. I didn't really like the old gang from high school.
I don't know Tommy. I didn't really like the old gang from high school.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know where I'm going.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know where I'm going.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Something a little more dangerous.
I don't know. Something a little more dangerous.
I don't know. You check the elevators, I'll check the bank.
I don't know. You check the elevators, I'll check the bank.
I don't like file cabinets.
I don't like file cabinets.
I don't think anyone could help Baby Huey out there on the road.
I don't think anyone could help Baby Huey out there on the road.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't wanna hear the word "sell" again.
I don't wanna hear the word "sell" again.
I feel like I'm the luckiest man in the world today.
I feel like I'm the luckiest man in the world today.
I feel my first sale coming out real soon.
I feel my first sale coming out real soon.
I get tears off my eyes just thinking about it.
I get tears off my eyes just thinking about it.
I give you everything I've got: my house, the stock.
I give you everything I've got: my house, the stock.
I got another surprise for you.
I got another surprise for you.
I got it! What does every factory need? Trucks.
I got it! What does every factory need? Trucks.
I gotta do this! This's got to be the one!
I gotta do this! This's got to be the one!
I gotta do this. It's gotta be me...
I gotta do this. It's gotta be me...
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I had to give him my gun, you know, I've got kids.
I had to give him my gun, you know, I've got kids.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.
I just barfed in an anthill. Cool! Wow, I think they're pissed.
I just barfed in an anthill. Cool! Wow, I think they're pissed.
I just wanna tell you that... I still love you and
I just wanna tell you that... I still love you and
I just wanna tell you you really look dynamite today, Beverly.
I just wanna tell you you really look dynamite today, Beverly.
I just want you to be happy.
I just want you to be happy.
I just wanted to tell you that Tommy's been talking a lot about you recently
I just wanted to tell you that Tommy's been talking a lot about you recently
I killed it! I killed my sale!
I killed it! I killed my sale!
I knew it. See, Richard? I'll have chicken wings.
I knew it. See, Richard? I'll have chicken wings.
I knew that! Why can't I remember it?
I knew that! Why can't I remember it?
I know it doesn't quite feel the same without Big Tom here, but we're still a family.
I know it doesn't quite feel the same without Big Tom here, but we're still a family.
I know it was big, but it wasn't my fault.
I know it was big, but it wasn't my fault.
I know. They're called doctors.
I know. They're called doctors.
I learned everything I know from him.
I learned everything I know from him.
I like your line. And I like your prices.
I like your line. And I like your prices.
I love all you guys. Specially you.
I love all you guys. Specially you.
I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty.
I love it, I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty.
I make car parts for the American working man, because that's what I am
I make car parts for the American working man, because that's what I am
I make car parts for the American working man, because that's what I am
I make car parts for the American working man, because that's what I am
I mean, maybe if you weren't such a rebel, you could've avoided...
I mean, maybe if you weren't such a rebel, you could've avoided...
I mean, since he's so good, if he might wanna try selling?
I mean, since he's so good, if he might wanna try selling?
I need fresh capital for material, for new work force
I need fresh capital for material, for new work force
I never told you you had to close them in the first place, son.
I never told you you had to close them in the first place, son.
I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
I passed! Oh, man I got a D+!
I passed! Oh, man I got a D+!
I probably would wind up on a street corner selling
I probably would wind up on a street corner selling
I see you have the rest of the year pretty much wide open.
I see you have the rest of the year pretty much wide open.
I sure miss you a lot.
I sure miss you a lot.
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that was awesome!
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that was awesome!
I take oil filters that need smoothing and give 'em a quick zap.
I take oil filters that need smoothing and give 'em a quick zap.
I think I'm growing a tumor.
I think I'm growing a tumor.
I think it was you who put the oil in.
I think it was you who put the oil in.
I think you're gonna be ok here. They have a thin candy shell.
I think you're gonna be ok here. They have a thin candy shell.
I think your brain is a thick candy shell.
I think your brain is a thick candy shell.
I thought it'd take a year to bleed him dry in the divorce settlement.
I thought it'd take a year to bleed him dry in the divorce settlement.
I throw some peanuts at 'em. We'll be in Chicago before you know it.
I throw some peanuts at 'em. We'll be in Chicago before you know it.
I used 10W 30.
I used 10W 30.
I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time
I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time
I wanna be fresh for the meeting.
I wanna be fresh for the meeting.
I want the one on the left. She's perfect. Which one d'you want?
I want the one on the left. She's perfect. Which one d'you want?
I want to introduce you to the new president of "Callahan Auto",
I want to introduce you to the new president of "Callahan Auto",
I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge embankment!
I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge embankment!
I want your cruiser to get out there safely, so you can clean up the streets.
I want your cruiser to get out there safely, so you can clean up the streets.
I was being an idiot. I wanna apologize cause, I didn't mean it.
I was being an idiot. I wanna apologize cause, I didn't mean it.
I was checking the, ah, specs on the end line, for the rotary girder...
I was checking the, ah, specs on the end line, for the rotary girder...
I was just kidding. I've no idea where they live.
I was just kidding. I've no idea where they live.
I will.
I will.
I wish that we'd known each other. This is a little awkward.
I wish that we'd known each other. This is a little awkward.
I wouldn't say you did much better. I thought you were so cool.
I wouldn't say you did much better. I thought you were so cool.
I'd have to come by and have a look at your new operation.
I'd have to come by and have a look at your new operation.
I'd just like to welcome you all to our annual Callahan Employee Night.
I'd just like to welcome you all to our annual Callahan Employee Night.
I'd never seen one close up before.
I'd never seen one close up before.
I'd probably freak out and blow up the whole town.
I'd probably freak out and blow up the whole town.
I'll be happy to look into it.
I'll be happy to look into it.
I'll go turn the friers back on and throw some wings in for ya.
I'll go turn the friers back on and throw some wings in for ya.
I'll tell you what, I can get a good look at a T bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass,
I'll tell you what, I can get a good look at a T bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass,
I'll tell you why. Cause there's a town involved here.
I'll tell you why. Cause there's a town involved here.
I'm a maniac. Maniac...
I'm a maniac. Maniac...
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm Beverly, and you're just adorable.
I'm Beverly, and you're just adorable.
I'm flying to Chicago to sign over the company.
I'm flying to Chicago to sign over the company.
I'm gonna ask directions to the next huge embarrassing failure.
I'm gonna ask directions to the next huge embarrassing failure.
I'm gonna graduate!
I'm gonna graduate!
I'm gonna graduate!
I'm gonna graduate!
I'm gonna make a toast.
I'm gonna make a toast.
I'm gonna miss you man. You're the best.
I'm gonna miss you man. You're the best.
I'm gonna really miss him.
I'm gonna really miss him.
I'm honoured.
I'm honoured.
I'm just having fun. If we didn't get the wings, so what?
I'm just having fun. If we didn't get the wings, so what?
I'm not, but I could if you help me.
I'm not, but I could if you help me.
I'm out here getting my ass kicked, and every time I drive down the road,
I'm out here getting my ass kicked, and every time I drive down the road,
I'm really glad you brought me out here.
I'm really glad you brought me out here.
I'm sorry about your car. But don't call me worthless.
I'm sorry about your car. But don't call me worthless.
I'm sorry, Frank, we can't do it. Tom got in way over his head when he
I'm sorry, Frank, we can't do it. Tom got in way over his head when he
I'm sorry, it's completely sold out.
I'm sorry, it's completely sold out.
I'm sorry. I need not know that. Right now we got a bigger problem.
I'm sorry. I need not know that. Right now we got a bigger problem.
I'm supposed to be at Michelles' for dinner.
I'm supposed to be at Michelles' for dinner.
I'm telling you, Paul... the only thing keeping us poor is Tommy.
I'm telling you, Paul... the only thing keeping us poor is Tommy.
I'm thinning the corporate herd.
I'm thinning the corporate herd.
I'm trying my best. I'm not my dad.
I'm trying my best. I'm not my dad.
I'm trying to do everything I think you'd be doing,
I'm trying to do everything I think you'd be doing,
I've been stuck here for an hour with no wind again.
I've been stuck here for an hour with no wind again.
I've interrupted "happy time". Look, your father wants
I've interrupted "happy time". Look, your father wants
I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy
I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy
If I give you that stuff, it's collateral, then would you give us that loan?
If I give you that stuff, it's collateral, then would you give us that loan?
If I wanted a kiss, I woulda called your mother.
If I wanted a kiss, I woulda called your mother.
If not, don't worry about it.
If not, don't worry about it.
If they break down, you can call me at home, even if I'm watching TV.
If they break down, you can call me at home, even if I'm watching TV.
In 23 years, have I ever said no to you, huh?
In 23 years, have I ever said no to you, huh?
In auto parts, you're either growing our you're dying.
In auto parts, you're either growing our you're dying.
In the middle of the road, and you hit the brakes.
In the middle of the road, and you hit the brakes.
Incidence of wear to the pressure plate.
Incidence of wear to the pressure plate.
Indicates a good, rich strobe n' fade, decreasing
Indicates a good, rich strobe n' fade, decreasing
Instead the guy croaks, you own half the company.
Instead the guy croaks, you own half the company.
Is knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times.
Is knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times.
Is that our new brake pads are really cool.
Is that our new brake pads are really cool.
Is that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest?
Is that why you've strapped a bomb to your chest?
Is what makes them the American public, alright?
Is what makes them the American public, alright?
It looks real.
It looks real.
It seems vulgar to think about money at a time like this.
It seems vulgar to think about money at a time like this.
It's a very proud day for me.
It's a very proud day for me.
It's alive!
It's alive!
It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right.
It's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right.
It's like a bad "Twilight Zone".
It's like a bad "Twilight Zone".
It's not a grade they like to give out, I'll tell ya that right now.
It's not a grade they like to give out, I'll tell ya that right now.
It's not over yet, Lee Harvey.
It's not over yet, Lee Harvey.
It's the next town, Tons of Fun. It's gotta be there.
It's the next town, Tons of Fun. It's gotta be there.
Jeepers creepers, those guys keep interrupting us. I'm sorry about that.
Jeepers creepers, those guys keep interrupting us. I'm sorry about that.
John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock.
John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock.
Just doesn't seem right.
Just doesn't seem right.
Just ring the call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head
Just ring the call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head
Kinda' like your suitcase... Hey, what's new with the old gang from high school?
Kinda' like your suitcase... Hey, what's new with the old gang from high school?
Kitchen's closed until dinner. I just got cold stuff and desserts.
Kitchen's closed until dinner. I just got cold stuff and desserts.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're in real trouble.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're in real trouble.
Lady, we really need to get to Chicago. It's an emergency. Is there anything you can do?
Lady, we really need to get to Chicago. It's an emergency. Is there anything you can do?
Late again Tommy?
Late again Tommy?
Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.
Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.
Let me check. Yup, it's closed.
Let me check. Yup, it's closed.
Let me say... maybe.
Let me say... maybe.
Let's do it! It's go time.
Let's do it! It's go time.
Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something.
Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something.
Let's say I go into some guy's office
Let's say I go into some guy's office
Let's say the average person uses 10% of their brain.
Let's say the average person uses 10% of their brain.
Let's see. Warrants outstanding! New Mexico: mail fraud.
Let's see. Warrants outstanding! New Mexico: mail fraud.
Let's think about this for a sec, Ted.
Let's think about this for a sec, Ted.
Like, let's say you're driving along the road, with your family...
Like, let's say you're driving along the road, with your family...
Listen up you little spazoids, I know where you live and
Listen up you little spazoids, I know where you live and
Listen up! This'll only take a second!
Listen up! This'll only take a second!
Listen, I wanna thank you all for coming today
Listen, I wanna thank you all for coming today
Listen, this marriage thing, I know it's a big step... but you know...
Listen, this marriage thing, I know it's a big step... but you know...
Listen, why don't you come out on the floor with us?
Listen, why don't you come out on the floor with us?
Little trick my dad taught me.
Little trick my dad taught me.
Look Mommy, the rhino is getting too close to the car.
Look Mommy, the rhino is getting too close to the car.
Look out! I got cat like speed and reflexes.
Look out! I got cat like speed and reflexes.
Look, believe it or not, I'm providing a service.
Look, believe it or not, I'm providing a service.
Look, I've been doing business with Callahan
Look, I've been doing business with Callahan
Look, it's him!
Look, it's him!
Look, Magellan, we're at this wrinkle here.
Look, Magellan, we're at this wrinkle here.
Look, we got lucky, don't jinx it. We only have a week left
Look, we got lucky, don't jinx it. We only have a week left
Look, we talk to the bank. Maybe they'll give us a break.
Look, we talk to the bank. Maybe they'll give us a break.
Louis, we built our first fort together.
Louis, we built our first fort together.
Ma'am there's a half hour time limit.
Ma'am there's a half hour time limit.
Made by the American working man, for the American working man.
Made by the American working man, for the American working man.
Man! Did I get dooshed with mud!
Man! Did I get dooshed with mud!
Marty, cut a check to Callahan Auto for those brake pads!
Marty, cut a check to Callahan Auto for those brake pads!
Marty, find out where the police will be taking him!
Marty, find out where the police will be taking him!
Marty, have security see these boys out!
Marty, have security see these boys out!
Maybe I can help.
Maybe I can help.
Maybe if you didn't lean over to insult me you would have seen it coming.
Maybe if you didn't lean over to insult me you would have seen it coming.
Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore.
Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore.
Maybe so, but it's not on the box. It should always be on the box.
Maybe so, but it's not on the box. It should always be on the box.
Maybe we weren't the smartest guys on campus.
Maybe we weren't the smartest guys on campus.
Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh, what's his name?
Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh, what's his name?
Meanwhile, if I can grab your share of the market,
Meanwhile, if I can grab your share of the market,
Men laying their trick money down. 20 dollars to pay the rent?
Men laying their trick money down. 20 dollars to pay the rent?
Michelle Brock. Chaparrall High. Remember?
Michelle Brock. Chaparrall High. Remember?
Michelle!
Michelle!
Michelle! I'm glad you called me back. Yeah, things are going great.
Michelle! I'm glad you called me back. Yeah, things are going great.
Michelle's mad at me. I lost the factory.
Michelle's mad at me. I lost the factory.
Might come down and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
Might come down and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
Moved to Cuyahoga Falls.
Moved to Cuyahoga Falls.
Mr. Brady, you and my dad go way back.
Mr. Brady, you and my dad go way back.
Mr. Callahan, I need your John Hancock on these reports.
Mr. Callahan, I need your John Hancock on these reports.
Mr. Gilmore needs reminding of why he does business with us.
Mr. Gilmore needs reminding of why he does business with us.
Mr. Rittenhauer, is Tommy, you know, doing okay?
Mr. Rittenhauer, is Tommy, you know, doing okay?
Mr. Zalinsky, for years you've been putting ads on TV.
Mr. Zalinsky, for years you've been putting ads on TV.
Mr. Zalinsky? I'm Tommy Callahan. Big Tom Callahan's son.
Mr. Zalinsky? I'm Tommy Callahan. Big Tom Callahan's son.
Mrs. Callahan.
Mrs. Callahan.
My aunt Ilenne, ran it when he went away to war
My aunt Ilenne, ran it when he went away to war
My beautiful wife, Beverly and my new son, Paul.
My beautiful wife, Beverly and my new son, Paul.
My car is completely destroyed.
My car is completely destroyed.
My customers need to see that little label, lookin' at 'em right in the eye.
My customers need to see that little label, lookin' at 'em right in the eye.
My dad just died. We just killed Bambi.
My dad just died. We just killed Bambi.
My dad said the new pads were the future of "Callahan".
My dad said the new pads were the future of "Callahan".
My dad was smart, I'm not.
My dad was smart, I'm not.
My father kept it running during the depression,
My father kept it running during the depression,
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
My grandfather founded it in '21,
My grandfather founded it in '21,
My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.
My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.
My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does. Right here.
My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does. Right here.
My so called family deserted me.
My so called family deserted me.
Nah...
Nah...
New guy's in the corner, puking his guts out.
New guy's in the corner, puking his guts out.
New guy's in the corner, puking his guts out.
New guy's in the corner, puking his guts out.
Next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter
Next thing you know there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter
Nice distance.
Nice distance.
Nice doggy, nice doggy!
Nice doggy, nice doggy!
Nicole, I've got something to say. Please, may I?
Nicole, I've got something to say. Please, may I?
No idea.
No idea.
No offense, Tommy, but you don't know the first thing about brake pads.
No offense, Tommy, but you don't know the first thing about brake pads.
No one's looking. Speaking of "no one's looking"...
No one's looking. Speaking of "no one's looking"...
No problem.
No problem.
No sir.
No sir.
No way that just happened.
No way that just happened.
No, but... It's nice to see you again Mr. Insult.
No, but... It's nice to see you again Mr. Insult.
No, I can't feel my leg! Here comes the meat wagon.
No, I can't feel my leg! Here comes the meat wagon.
No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T bone
No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T bone
No, it was cordless.
No, it was cordless.
No, it's gotta be your bull.
No, it's gotta be your bull.
No, it's TV, man. Camera adds a couple... 100 pounds.
No, it's TV, man. Camera adds a couple... 100 pounds.
No, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
No, nothing. I thought I hit you on the shoulder.
No! Zalinsky. We go to Chicago, tell him we're not for sale.
No! Zalinsky. We go to Chicago, tell him we're not for sale.
No.
No.
No. You need to drop a couple 100 pounds, blimp!
No. You need to drop a couple 100 pounds, blimp!
Nobody's around. It's naughty time.
Nobody's around. It's naughty time.
Not good.
Not good.
Not here, or here so much, but right here.
Not here, or here so much, but right here.
Not really.
Not really.
Not slim, but we gotta work a little today, okay.
Not slim, but we gotta work a little today, okay.
Now by the power invested in me by the state of Ohio,
Now by the power invested in me by the state of Ohio,
Now don't forget, we're going home early today.
Now don't forget, we're going home early today.
Now go change!
Now go change!
Now let's see what happens when you're driving with "the other guy's brake pads".
Now let's see what happens when you're driving with "the other guy's brake pads".
Now look son, these are our new catalogues.
Now look son, these are our new catalogues.
Now take off that itchy robe.
Now take off that itchy robe.
Now until eternity. If there's any person
Now until eternity. If there's any person
Now we only got 20 minutes before "Brady Automotive" closes.
Now we only got 20 minutes before "Brady Automotive" closes.
Now, I know it doesn't matter cause you have so many, but uh...
Now, I know it doesn't matter cause you have so many, but uh...
Now, if you wanna act like a big boy...
Now, if you wanna act like a big boy...
Now, let's face it, when big Tom died, "Callahan Auto" may have died with him.
Now, let's face it, when big Tom died, "Callahan Auto" may have died with him.
Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad.
Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad.
Of course I understand what "no" means. But if I took no for an answer
Of course I understand what "no" means. But if I took no for an answer
Of us actually hitting a lake?
Of us actually hitting a lake?
Oh my God, it's him! There he is, my friend. The King himself.
Oh my God, it's him! There he is, my friend. The King himself.
Oh no! Listen, Richard, you got a edit button on that thing?
Oh no! Listen, Richard, you got a edit button on that thing?
Oh yeah, I buy brake pads off him. I thought we were watching cartoons.
Oh yeah, I buy brake pads off him. I thought we were watching cartoons.
Oh yeah? Watch and learn.
Oh yeah? Watch and learn.
Oh, daddy likes! You get wet honey, you deserve a swim...
Oh, daddy likes! You get wet honey, you deserve a swim...
Oh, for the love of God, I've been patient. Please, don't stop!
Oh, for the love of God, I've been patient. Please, don't stop!
Oh, I can reserve you a flight coming back from Chicago at 17.55...
Oh, I can reserve you a flight coming back from Chicago at 17.55...
Oh, Lord!
Oh, Lord!
Oh, mamasita!
Oh, mamasita!
Oh, man, that's cold!
Oh, man, that's cold!
Oh, man! No, please, God, no!
Oh, man! No, please, God, no!
Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you!
Oh, my pretty little pet. I love you!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Loading it up took us over an hour.
Oh, no! Loading it up took us over an hour.
Oh, Richard, I'm so happy! Hold me!
Oh, Richard, I'm so happy! Hold me!
Oh, that has to be you.
Oh, that has to be you.
Oh, there you are. While I was waiting I thought I'd make a couple calls.
Oh, there you are. While I was waiting I thought I'd make a couple calls.
Oh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
Oh, this isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
Oh, yeah, right. Like there was other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Oh, yeah, right. Like there was other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Oh, yeah? Then guess what, open it back up and put it in!
Oh, yeah? Then guess what, open it back up and put it in!
Ok, and life preservers. These we may need.
Ok, and life preservers. These we may need.
Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy.
Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy.
Ok, now, we're running out of time, so you can't go see Zalinsky like that.
Ok, now, we're running out of time, so you can't go see Zalinsky like that.
Ok, so we call everyone and explain what happened.
Ok, so we call everyone and explain what happened.
Ok, thanks. Bye, I owe you.
Ok, thanks. Bye, I owe you.
Ok, where's moron? Moron's here, so McKeesport...
Ok, where's moron? Moron's here, so McKeesport...
Ok? Now let's review!
Ok? Now let's review!
Okay, I was at the airport. I was going home.
Okay, I was at the airport. I was going home.
Okay, I'll buy from you.
Okay, I'll buy from you.
Okay, I'll tell you what. You work out that scientific stuff, I'll go out and get a pizza.
Okay, I'll tell you what. You work out that scientific stuff, I'll go out and get a pizza.
Okay, left.
Okay, left.
Okay, let's check you out! All right.
Okay, let's check you out! All right.
Okay, we're live.
Okay, we're live.
Okay, we're out of here!
Okay, we're out of here!
On the border of Iowa. Which is where Davenport is, 22 mi away.
On the border of Iowa. Which is where Davenport is, 22 mi away.
Only when I see something I want, Mrs. Callahan.
Only when I see something I want, Mrs. Callahan.
Or else the factory is going under.
Or else the factory is going under.
Our brake pads are made of a non corrosive poly plated...
Our brake pads are made of a non corrosive poly plated...
Paul Barrish, married May 1993 to Beverly Barrish,
Paul Barrish, married May 1993 to Beverly Barrish,
Personal, commercial and... agricultural.
Personal, commercial and... agricultural.
Please, go away! Let me sleep, for the love of God!
Please, go away! Let me sleep, for the love of God!
Poor little furry thing!
Poor little furry thing!
Prehistoric Forest...
Prehistoric Forest...
Probably never will.
Probably never will.
Put a little coin in the pocket, by being the asshole?
Put a little coin in the pocket, by being the asshole?
R.T. I think I figured out the problem.
R.T. I think I figured out the problem.
R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud!
R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud!
Ray, I have no idea what they're talking about.
Ray, I have no idea what they're talking about.
Ray, we're not looking for a handout here. I'm offering you a great deal.
Ray, we're not looking for a handout here. I'm offering you a great deal.
Read out on the nickel cadmium alloy mix
Read out on the nickel cadmium alloy mix
Ready or not, this is crunch time.
Ready or not, this is crunch time.
Relax! You get on the horn!
Relax! You get on the horn!
Richard, could you huh...
Richard, could you huh...
Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.
Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.
Richard, I'm gonna need your watch. I've got a plan.
Richard, I'm gonna need your watch. I've got a plan.
Richard, what's happening?
Richard, what's happening?
Richard, you promise me you're gonna look after Tommy here 'til he gets his feet wet.
Richard, you promise me you're gonna look after Tommy here 'til he gets his feet wet.
Richard! You're a riot!
Richard! You're a riot!
Richard? Who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa or is it Spanky?
Richard? Who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa or is it Spanky?
Right. If it'll help get the brake pads going.
Right. If it'll help get the brake pads going.
Right. That flight goes through Columbus. Let me just call that up for you.
Right. That flight goes through Columbus. Let me just call that up for you.
Road flares?
Road flares?
Rob, you were there.
Rob, you were there.
Ron, don't tell me the bank thinks we need to wait it out.
Ron, don't tell me the bank thinks we need to wait it out.
Run for it!
Run for it!
Run these figures by accounting. No problem.
Run these figures by accounting. No problem.
Save yourself, Tommy! Don't be the hero!
Save yourself, Tommy! Don't be the hero!
Save yourselves!
Save yourselves!
Savour the flavour, cause it sure as hell won't happen again.
Savour the flavour, cause it sure as hell won't happen again.
Say something for the bride and groom!
Say something for the bride and groom!
Say something!
Say something!
Say, have you seen Richard anywhere? Cause if you do, can you ask him,
Say, have you seen Richard anywhere? Cause if you do, can you ask him,
Screw you! Screw all of you!
Screw you! Screw all of you!
See you.
See you.
Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card.
Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card.
Shake the rock to me!
Shake the rock to me!
She'd definitely be boner of the month.
She'd definitely be boner of the month.
She's a quart low.
She's a quart low.
She's sleeping. What you do is put your shoulder into her and you push.
She's sleeping. What you do is put your shoulder into her and you push.
Shut up, Tommy! It's not my fault.
Shut up, Tommy! It's not my fault.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Since I hung up my shingle. But I don't like you.
Since I hung up my shingle. But I don't like you.
Since Tommy's great grandfather laid the first brick
Since Tommy's great grandfather laid the first brick
Sinner!
Sinner!
Sir, what exactly happened here?
Sir, what exactly happened here?
So according to my calculations, that puts us over the mark.
So according to my calculations, that puts us over the mark.
So as more details emerge on this attempted bank robbery,
So as more details emerge on this attempted bank robbery,
So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it.
So I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it.
So if you could give me a little help, I'd appreciate it.
So if you could give me a little help, I'd appreciate it.
So is there anything to do in this town besides eat?
So is there anything to do in this town besides eat?
So let me pack my things and go crawling through
So let me pack my things and go crawling through
So let's try and have some fun!
So let's try and have some fun!
So the least you can do is pretend to work.
So the least you can do is pretend to work.
So where's my dad? I thought he was gonna meet me at the airport.
So where's my dad? I thought he was gonna meet me at the airport.
So why not give it a shot?
So why not give it a shot?
So, do you think "Zalinsky Industries" can help these folks?
So, do you think "Zalinsky Industries" can help these folks?
So, I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
So, I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
So, that's it for school, uh? Now what?
So, that's it for school, uh? Now what?
So, we'll see what happens tomorrow.
So, we'll see what happens tomorrow.
So, what are you gonna do now?
So, what are you gonna do now?
Soda in here. Milk, yoghurt.
Soda in here. Milk, yoghurt.
Somebody call 911!
Somebody call 911!
Something went haywire down at shipping and receiving.
Something went haywire down at shipping and receiving.
Son of a! I can't breathe!
Son of a! I can't breathe!
Son of a...
Son of a...
Son of a...
Son of a...
Son of a...
Son of a...
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.
Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark!
Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark!
Son, I got an announcement to make.
Son, I got an announcement to make.
Son, I was sorry to hear about your dad, I was.
Son, I was sorry to hear about your dad, I was.
Son, if you're not talking about a guarantee, skip it.
Son, if you're not talking about a guarantee, skip it.
Son, roll around! Do you hear me?
Son, roll around! Do you hear me?
Son, you gotta look at it from my point of view.
Son, you gotta look at it from my point of view.
Sorry about this wind. I can't believe there isn't any wind out here.
Sorry about this wind. I can't believe there isn't any wind out here.
Sorry to hear about your dad. He was a good man.
Sorry to hear about your dad. He was a good man.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Excuse me. Pard me.
Sorry. Excuse me. Pard me.
Sounds good, Tom, but I'd like to take a look at your operation before I commit.
Sounds good, Tom, but I'd like to take a look at your operation before I commit.
Sounds good, Tom. I'll send the contract next week.
Sounds good, Tom. I'll send the contract next week.
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speak of the devil.
Speak of the devil.
Spray that thing for bugs?
Spray that thing for bugs?
Stay between the udder and the hock, it's a...
Stay between the udder and the hock, it's a...
Stuck in the zipper, I got piss all over my pants.
Stuck in the zipper, I got piss all over my pants.
Suit yourself.
Suit yourself.
Sure. All you can handle bro.
Sure. All you can handle bro.
Sure. And thanks for choosing me.
Sure. And thanks for choosing me.
Take it off. I'm serious.
Take it off. I'm serious.
Take Tylenol for any headaches. Midol for any cramps.
Take Tylenol for any headaches. Midol for any cramps.
Terrific! Thanks for your time.
Terrific! Thanks for your time.
Thank you Tommy boy. And thank you.
Thank you Tommy boy. And thank you.
Thank you, Marty.
Thank you, Marty.
Thanks dad.
Thanks dad.
Thanks man.
Thanks man.
Thanks, Helen. Tommy like y. Tommy want wing y.
Thanks, Helen. Tommy like y. Tommy want wing y.
Thanks. Have a good flight. May I help you?
Thanks. Have a good flight. May I help you?
That 180 you just pulled at the waitress.
That 180 you just pulled at the waitress.
That guy might not call us.
That guy might not call us.
That hurt!
That hurt!
That it's not good cause it spoils your dinner?
That it's not good cause it spoils your dinner?
That kid's one apple that fell way off the tree.
That kid's one apple that fell way off the tree.
That moment is rapidly approaching.
That moment is rapidly approaching.
That of course includes you, Mrs. Callahan,
That of course includes you, Mrs. Callahan,
That really ups the resale value.
That really ups the resale value.
That sounds good. Melted chocolate inside the dash.
That sounds good. Melted chocolate inside the dash.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
That was awesome!
That was awesome!
That wasn't so hard, was it? How much do I owe your for gas?
That wasn't so hard, was it? How much do I owe your for gas?
That will ruin his weekend.
That will ruin his weekend.
That your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!
That your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!
That's a map of Illinois, which we're in.
That's a map of Illinois, which we're in.
That's a mystery.
That's a mystery.
That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box
That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box
That's because it's going to Columbus, Georgia, not Columbus, Ohio.
That's because it's going to Columbus, Georgia, not Columbus, Ohio.
That's commendable.
That's commendable.
That's it big boy. I'm gonna wail on you.
That's it big boy. I'm gonna wail on you.
That's it! Get out of the car! It's go time, you and me.
That's it! Get out of the car! It's go time, you and me.
That's it! You're not gonna take this.
That's it! You're not gonna take this.
That's it?
That's it?
That's my name!
That's my name!
That's nice. You look like a Helen.
That's nice. You look like a Helen.
That's right, Tommy boy!
That's right, Tommy boy!
That's right. Richard knows more about brake pads than anyone in here.
That's right. Richard knows more about brake pads than anyone in here.
That's right. You're not your dad.
That's right. You're not your dad.
That's what selling is all about.
That's what selling is all about.
That's when people like us have got to forge head, Helen. Am I right?
That's when people like us have got to forge head, Helen. Am I right?
That's why I'm here, Ray. You see, back in Sandusky, Ohio,
That's why I'm here, Ray. You see, back in Sandusky, Ohio,
That's your penance for your puppet show back there.
That's your penance for your puppet show back there.
The bank just can't take any chance in putting up any more money.
The bank just can't take any chance in putting up any more money.
The guy's an idiot. He won't sell squat.
The guy's an idiot. He won't sell squat.
The next flight to Chicago boards in five minutes but
The next flight to Chicago boards in five minutes but
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?
The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?
The real problem is that we won't be able to make the payment to the bank.
The real problem is that we won't be able to make the payment to the bank.
The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.
The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin.
The salesman has left the building.
The salesman has left the building.
The town's going under and I'm out of a job.
The town's going under and I'm out of a job.
The truth is I make car parts for the American working man
The truth is I make car parts for the American working man
The wrong parts went to the wrong cities. Now all hell's broken lose.
The wrong parts went to the wrong cities. Now all hell's broken lose.
There ain't no third direction.
There ain't no third direction.
There are 300 American workers at "Callahan Auto".
There are 300 American workers at "Callahan Auto".
There's a cliff!
There's a cliff!
There's gotta be something we can do.
There's gotta be something we can do.
There's not much more we can say, really.
There's not much more we can say, really.
These shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life.
These shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life.
They had a lot to gain if the factory was sold.
They had a lot to gain if the factory was sold.
They lied to my dad?
They lied to my dad?
They lied to my dad.
They lied to my dad.
They make stuff. They gotta ship it. It's most simple.
They make stuff. They gotta ship it. It's most simple.
They shut it down last month.
They shut it down last month.
They think it's an indication of how things work around here.
They think it's an indication of how things work around here.
They were lying to your dad the whole time. And my brother got these police reports.
They were lying to your dad the whole time. And my brother got these police reports.
They're all out. They only got diesel. Better go to the next station!
They're all out. They only got diesel. Better go to the next station!
They're gonna know we're bogus.
They're gonna know we're bogus.
They're huge and they sting crazy!
They're huge and they sting crazy!
They're never gonna believe I wasn't drinking. Hold on!
They're never gonna believe I wasn't drinking. Hold on!
This always has and always will be a family firm.
This always has and always will be a family firm.
This chain of events was set in motion a long long time ago.
This chain of events was set in motion a long long time ago.
This Friday. Which is great, because we're backed up on orders as it is.
This Friday. Which is great, because we're backed up on orders as it is.
This is an order for half a million "Callahan" brake pads,
This is an order for half a million "Callahan" brake pads,
This is great... you can put six packs of be
This is great... you can put six packs of be
This is Nicole Taylor, live from Chicago.
This is Nicole Taylor, live from Chicago.
This is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you on the street
This is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you on the street
This is what I think of Callahan.
This is what I think of Callahan.
This town doesn't even know what's about to hit it.
This town doesn't even know what's about to hit it.
Time out! Bad idea.
Time out! Bad idea.
To be sold in your stores.
To be sold in your stores.
To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end.
To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end.
To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab.
To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab.
To the best bunch of rugby freaks ever born.
To the best bunch of rugby freaks ever born.
To welcome two new Callahans to the family.
To welcome two new Callahans to the family.
Tom Callahan Junior.
Tom Callahan Junior.
Tom, you're talking about a huge loan. Maybe instead of borrowing,
Tom, you're talking about a huge loan. Maybe instead of borrowing,
TOMMY BOY
TOMMY BOY
Tommy Callahan?
Tommy Callahan?
Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.
Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.
Tommy just sold a half million brake pads!
Tommy just sold a half million brake pads!
Tommy, hurry up, you're gonna be late for school again!
Tommy, hurry up, you're gonna be late for school again!
Tommy, it sounds funny saying this, but my son is going to be your new brother.
Tommy, it sounds funny saying this, but my son is going to be your new brother.
Tommy, maybe you should go back to college for another 7 years
Tommy, maybe you should go back to college for another 7 years
Tommy, scram! Don't give her the weight room thing!
Tommy, scram! Don't give her the weight room thing!
Tommy, what are you doing?
Tommy, what are you doing?
Tommy, will you say something!
Tommy, will you say something!
Tommy's out there filling in for his dad until we get things settled here.
Tommy's out there filling in for his dad until we get things settled here.
Truck tire! I can't stop!
Truck tire! I can't stop!
True. But you can't latch the hood too well if you don't take the can out
True. But you can't latch the hood too well if you don't take the can out
Try again.
Try again.
Uh uh, you are the best.
Uh uh, you are the best.
Until we figure things out.
Until we figure things out.
Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, yours Z."
Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, yours Z."
Usually. And what about seat belts?
Usually. And what about seat belts?
Very true. But there's two types of smarts,
Very true. But there's two types of smarts,
Wait 'til you hear this! She's got a son. He worked at the spa too.
Wait 'til you hear this! She's got a son. He worked at the spa too.
Wait a minute, fat boy! You lost your shares to the bank.
Wait a minute, fat boy! You lost your shares to the bank.
Wait a minute! You got any money? Cause I got a plan!
Wait a minute! You got any money? Cause I got a plan!
Wait a minute... Yeah, yeah, workin'.
Wait a minute... Yeah, yeah, workin'.
Wait a second! What are you saying, Tommy? You just wanna hand over your inheritance?
Wait a second! What are you saying, Tommy? You just wanna hand over your inheritance?
Wanna step over to my club and have something to eat?
Wanna step over to my club and have something to eat?
Watch and learn he says. And I was watching. You know what I saw?
Watch and learn he says. And I was watching. You know what I saw?
Watch your language in front of the lady, punk!
Watch your language in front of the lady, punk!
We go to the livestock auction and cruise the 4 H babes.
We go to the livestock auction and cruise the 4 H babes.
We make the best parts money can buy.
We make the best parts money can buy.
We met at the fat farm spa resort thing.
We met at the fat farm spa resort thing.
We now switch live to our reporter who's at the scene with the bomber.
We now switch live to our reporter who's at the scene with the bomber.
We should be in and out.
We should be in and out.
We still got that meat lovers' pizza in the trunk.
We still got that meat lovers' pizza in the trunk.
We stop the trucks, we stop Tommy boy.
We stop the trucks, we stop Tommy boy.
We used to go to "Safeway" all the time and get caught trying to steal doughnuts.
We used to go to "Safeway" all the time and get caught trying to steal doughnuts.
We'd come out here late at night, when there's no one else in the lake
We'd come out here late at night, when there's no one else in the lake
We'll come back later to check on you.
We'll come back later to check on you.
We're adding horsepower to the American industry.
We're adding horsepower to the American industry.
We're family. We're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together.
We're family. We're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together.
We're gonna get busted, let's get out of here!
We're gonna get busted, let's get out of here!
We're gonna show this world a thing or two. We're gonna show...
We're gonna show this world a thing or two. We're gonna show...
We're running low on options here, Ted.
We're running low on options here, Ted.
We're screwed. No tickets to Chicago. Not even stand by.
We're screwed. No tickets to Chicago. Not even stand by.
We've been doing business with them for 23 years.
We've been doing business with them for 23 years.
We've gotta have the strength to tie a few factories to a tree
We've gotta have the strength to tie a few factories to a tree
Well kid, you threw one by me.
Well kid, you threw one by me.
Well then, I'd just like to add that the spectrometer
Well then, I'd just like to add that the spectrometer
Well, for now I'll probably go back and work in my dad's loading dock like always.
Well, for now I'll probably go back and work in my dad's loading dock like always.
Well, I think it means that your marriage to my dad was never legal.
Well, I think it means that your marriage to my dad was never legal.
Well, it's 6 o'clock, time for the news.
Well, it's 6 o'clock, time for the news.
Well, Mr. Callahan, looks like we're back in business.
Well, Mr. Callahan, looks like we're back in business.
Well, son, since you're no longer the shareholder, this is where I leave you.
Well, son, since you're no longer the shareholder, this is where I leave you.
Well, then I get all excited, I'm like Jo Jo, the idiot circus boy,
Well, then I get all excited, I'm like Jo Jo, the idiot circus boy,
Well, what the hell, you know what I mean?
Well, what the hell, you know what I mean?
Well, you look good. Are you ready?
Well, you look good. Are you ready?
Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid.
Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid.
What a nice surprise! They said we were gonna be short handed this leg.
What a nice surprise! They said we were gonna be short handed this leg.
What are we gonna do? We can't just leave it here.
What are we gonna do? We can't just leave it here.
What are we serving tonight, chicken or... chicken?
What are we serving tonight, chicken or... chicken?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What did I say about eating in the car, anyways?
What did I say about eating in the car, anyways?
What did she say?
What did she say?
What difference does it make? The company's gonna be mine in ten minutes anyway. Right?
What difference does it make? The company's gonna be mine in ten minutes anyway. Right?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What have we got here? Oh my God, it's a police report!
What have we got here? Oh my God, it's a police report!
What my associate is trying to say,
What my associate is trying to say,
What the American public doesn't know
What the American public doesn't know
What the hell? In less than 24 hours I'll lose the factory anyway.
What the hell? In less than 24 hours I'll lose the factory anyway.
What the hell's gotten into you? My thing got
What the hell's gotten into you? My thing got
What Were you calling from, a walkie talkie?
What Were you calling from, a walkie talkie?
What would be good for us? We wanna sell the factory.
What would be good for us? We wanna sell the factory.
What?
What?
What? I'm failing to make the connection here, son.
What? I'm failing to make the connection here, son.
What? Oh, Richard's vacuuming.
What? Oh, Richard's vacuuming.
What?!
What?!
What'd you do?
What'd you do?
What's my family doing in there?
What's my family doing in there?
What's wrong with you, Richard? You can't drink in a car.
What's wrong with you, Richard? You can't drink in a car.
What's your point?
What's your point?
When I stop the car, run out screaming.
When I stop the car, run out screaming.
When we first started out I thought you'd just walk through this like you walked through everything else.
When we first started out I thought you'd just walk through this like you walked through everything else.
When, when... then... I... huh.., I left a message.
When, when... then... I... huh.., I left a message.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where is he? where is he?
Where is he? where is he?
Which also means that Beverly's shares still belong to Tommy.
Which also means that Beverly's shares still belong to Tommy.
Which means I spend about half of my pathetically anal life in here.
Which means I spend about half of my pathetically anal life in here.
Which means we only have to sell about a
Which means we only have to sell about a
Who finds a reason these two should not be wed,
Who finds a reason these two should not be wed,
Whores running around doing their little behind shake for the men folk.
Whores running around doing their little behind shake for the men folk.
Why can't you put your files in the file cabinet like everybody else, uh?
Why can't you put your files in the file cabinet like everybody else, uh?
Why can't you sell like that?
Why can't you sell like that?
Why didn't you pump any gas?
Why didn't you pump any gas?
Why do you always have to de turd this things?
Why do you always have to de turd this things?
Why don't you come to bed?
Why don't you come to bed?
Why say "no" when it feels so good to say "yes"?
Why say "no" when it feels so good to say "yes"?
Why would someone put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Why would someone put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Will you shut the window, Tommy! You're letting moths in.
Will you shut the window, Tommy! You're letting moths in.
With a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale.
With a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale.
With a tack hammer cause you are a retard.
With a tack hammer cause you are a retard.
Woah, that was close.
Woah, that was close.
Would you mind not eating in the car? It's kind of a rule.
Would you mind not eating in the car? It's kind of a rule.
Wow, man!
Wow, man!
Yeah, and that's your new office now, college grad. Go on in there!
Yeah, and that's your new office now, college grad. Go on in there!
Yeah, go ahead! Open 'em up.
Yeah, go ahead! Open 'em up.
Yeah, he's here. He's just going over his car insurance forms.
Yeah, he's here. He's just going over his car insurance forms.
Yeah, I know you do. And I am, kid!
Yeah, I know you do. And I am, kid!
Yeah, I remember! I sat next to you in History.
Yeah, I remember! I sat next to you in History.
Yeah, I was going crazy on the loading docks, so your dad moved me in here.
Yeah, I was going crazy on the loading docks, so your dad moved me in here.
Yeah, it's too bad he didn't leave me any cash.
Yeah, it's too bad he didn't leave me any cash.
Yeah, need a little wind here!
Yeah, need a little wind here!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a little time for a salesman to find his style.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a little time for a salesman to find his style.
Yeah, television's been good to me, son.
Yeah, television's been good to me, son.
Yeah, Tom, you're a lucky man. Boy, would I like to get some of that!
Yeah, Tom, you're a lucky man. Boy, would I like to get some of that!
Yeah, you mentioned that.
Yeah, you mentioned that.
Yeah. And just a shade under a decade too. All right.
Yeah. And just a shade under a decade too. All right.
Yeah. Free Willy!
Yeah. Free Willy!
Yeah. Great.
Yeah. Great.
Yeah. That's the answer.
Yeah. That's the answer.
Yes sir, Mr. Rittenhauer.
Yes sir, Mr. Rittenhauer.
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
Yes, I like what I hear.
Yes, I like what I hear.
Yes, I suppose so.
Yes, I suppose so.
Yes, I'll buy.
Yes, I'll buy.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. I can have that for you tomorrow. Well, that'd be great. Thank you sir.
Yes, sir. I can have that for you tomorrow. Well, that'd be great. Thank you sir.
You and your bald headed friend, you did what you could,
You and your bald headed friend, you did what you could,
You can change it if you want.
You can change it if you want.
You can put candy bars in the freezer.
You can put candy bars in the freezer.
You can't just go in and out, you gotta finesse'm a little bit.
You can't just go in and out, you gotta finesse'm a little bit.
You can't just shut it down.
You can't just shut it down.
You coming awful fast, how do you do it?
You coming awful fast, how do you do it?
You don't even have a right to be here.
You don't even have a right to be here.
You figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy
You figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy
You got the wings cause you're relaxed. You had confidence.
You got the wings cause you're relaxed. You had confidence.
You hang on to a car this cherry, kinda' like your suitcase.
You hang on to a car this cherry, kinda' like your suitcase.
You have a better suggestion?
You have a better suggestion?
You keep your feet shoulder width apart.
You keep your feet shoulder width apart.
You kiddin'? Go get her, Tom!
You kiddin'? Go get her, Tom!
You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up,
You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up,
You know I could guarantee you all day long, but we both know a guarantee is
You know I could guarantee you all day long, but we both know a guarantee is
You know that thing in the back seat?
You know that thing in the back seat?
You know what, if you guys don't know how to use a seat belt,
You know what, if you guys don't know how to use a seat belt,
You know what, Richard? You don't know me as good as you think you do.
You know what, Richard? You don't know me as good as you think you do.
You know what, you don't want none of me, think it through.
You know what, you don't want none of me, think it through.
You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.
You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.
You know... it's something...
You know... it's something...
You made a valiant effort, but we're gonna have to sell to Zalinsky.
You made a valiant effort, but we're gonna have to sell to Zalinsky.
You might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
You might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
You need wind... cause it, uh
You need wind... cause it, uh
You no selling waste of space! I swear to God you're worthless.
You no selling waste of space! I swear to God you're worthless.
You remember Mr. Gilmore from the bank?
You remember Mr. Gilmore from the bank?
You saw it happen. There was nothing I could do, right?
You saw it happen. There was nothing I could do, right?
You say a word to anyone and I will kill you. Do you understand me?
You say a word to anyone and I will kill you. Do you understand me?
You say these brake pads are gonna revolutionize the industry?
You say these brake pads are gonna revolutionize the industry?
You see these letters by the city? That's called a state.
You see these letters by the city? That's called a state.
You should take on a partner.
You should take on a partner.
You take dead animals to the vet?
You take dead animals to the vet?
You to check out the delay problems we're having
You to check out the delay problems we're having
You tried as hard as you could.
You tried as hard as you could.
You two take coach. Oh, and could you handle the announcements?
You two take coach. Oh, and could you handle the announcements?
You wanna act like a baby, I'll treat you like one.
You wanna act like a baby, I'll treat you like one.
You were saying about the uh...
You were saying about the uh...
You're a huge embarrassing failure.
You're a huge embarrassing failure.
You're a smug unhappy little man, and you treat people like they were idiots.
You're a smug unhappy little man, and you treat people like they were idiots.
You're dreaming. You can't stop him. You lost your shares to the bank, remember?
You're dreaming. You can't stop him. You lost your shares to the bank, remember?
You're driving along, you're driving along,
You're driving along, you're driving along,
You're gonna regret volunteering for this job, Porky.
You're gonna regret volunteering for this job, Porky.
You're gonna remember this the rest of your life.
You're gonna remember this the rest of your life.
You're gonna smell like a cab driver. Not to say that that's bad.
You're gonna smell like a cab driver. Not to say that that's bad.
You're in the wrong state. Get yourself a new map!
You're in the wrong state. Get yourself a new map!
You're right. I don't know much about this stuff, but he does.
You're right. I don't know much about this stuff, but he does.
You're still the best, Tom.
You're still the best, Tom.
You've been on the Oh, those are real!
You've been on the Oh, those are real!
You've no idea how much it means having you and your mom as family.
You've no idea how much it means having you and your mom as family.
You've seen "Daktari"? The weaker animals always go.
You've seen "Daktari"? The weaker animals always go.
Your brain has the shell on it.
Your brain has the shell on it.
Your dad never sold a thousand in Oshkosh.
Your dad never sold a thousand in Oshkosh.
Your firearms are useless against them!
Your firearms are useless against them!
Your shipments got screwed up in the computer,
Your shipments got screwed up in the computer,
Yup, that'd be good.
Yup, that'd be good.
Zalinsky doesn't care about our workers.
Zalinsky doesn't care about our workers.
Zalinsky Industries has an offer on the table to buy us out.
Zalinsky Industries has an offer on the table to buy us out.
Zalinsky.
Zalinsky.
22 mi.
22 mi.
32 belly option on 2 1 2. Ready! Hut!
32 belly option on 2 1 2. Ready! Hut!
Am I consorting with a known felon? Shut up, Richard!
Am I consorting with a known felon? Shut up, Richard!
And? They fall over.
And? They fall over.
Are you ready? Yeah. Sorry, I'm ready.
Are you ready? Yeah. Sorry, I'm ready.
Are you talking? Shut up, Richard!
Are you talking? Shut up, Richard!
Are you Tommy? I'm Tommy.
Are you Tommy? I'm Tommy.
Brother? I'm Paul, you must be Tommy.
Brother? I'm Paul, you must be Tommy.
But we had fun, huh? Yeah!
But we had fun, huh? Yeah!
Can I try one? Help yourself.
Can I try one? Help yourself.
Chicago? Chicago.
Chicago? Chicago.
Come on! I love you.
Come on! I love you.
Danny! How's that new son in law? He's a real pain in the butt.
Danny! How's that new son in law? He's a real pain in the butt.
Do you validate? Now!
Do you validate? Now!
Does it make a difference? Oh, yeah.
Does it make a difference? Oh, yeah.
Doing his mommy? She's not his mom. They're married.
Doing his mommy? She's not his mom. They're married.
Don't tell her about my hair! Let it go!
Don't tell her about my hair! Let it go!
Earlier? When was that? Er... later...
Earlier? When was that? Er... later...
Good tune man. I don't think so.
Good tune man. I don't think so.
Helps push the sail. Yeah.
Helps push the sail. Yeah.
Hey, does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does.
Hey, does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does.
Hey, Sammy! Tommy! Welcome home buddy.
Hey, Sammy! Tommy! Welcome home buddy.
Hey, that's a pretty girl down there. Good for her!
Hey, that's a pretty girl down there. Good for her!
Hey, the muffler plant's gone too. Yes.
Hey, the muffler plant's gone too. Yes.
Hey, Tommy! Hey man! How you doing?
Hey, Tommy! Hey man! How you doing?
Hey, Tommy! What are you doing on the floor?
Hey, Tommy! What are you doing on the floor?
Hey, what are you doing here? I got your message.
Hey, what are you doing here? I got your message.
Hey, what is this thing? It's a buffer.
Hey, what is this thing? It's a buffer.
Hey, what's your name? Helen.
Hey, what's your name? Helen.
Hey, you can get a good look at your butcher... No.
Hey, you can get a good look at your butcher... No.
Hi dad. Tommy!
Hi dad. Tommy!
Housekeeping. No, thank you. Sleeping.
Housekeeping. No, thank you. Sleeping.
Housekeeping. You want towel? No towels, need sleepy.
Housekeeping. You want towel? No towels, need sleepy.
How about some coffee? I'd love some.
How about some coffee? I'd love some.
How do we look? Chubby?
How do we look? Chubby?
I can't find it on this map. Well, get yourself a new map.
I can't find it on this map. Well, get yourself a new map.
I don't care, it's up to you. I can live with it if you can.
I don't care, it's up to you. I can live with it if you can.
I thought you were getting pizza. They were closed.
I thought you were getting pizza. They were closed.
I'll save you brother! I'm ok. Get away from me!
I'll save you brother! I'm ok. Get away from me!
I'm picking up your sarcasm. I'd hope so...
I'm picking up your sarcasm. I'd hope so...
I'm retarded... Okay, Tom. Let's go!
I'm retarded... Okay, Tom. Let's go!
In the meantime, good luck to you. Thank you sir.
In the meantime, good luck to you. Thank you sir.
Interesting. Yes. Provocative.
Interesting. Yes. Provocative.
Is that for me? No, son, that's for me.
Is that for me? No, son, that's for me.
Isn't that right, Mr. Rittenhauer? Yes. I believe that's right.
Isn't that right, Mr. Rittenhauer? Yes. I believe that's right.
It'll cost ya. Come here, you little prick!
It'll cost ya. Come here, you little prick!
It's just down the hall sir, last door on the left. Thank you.
It's just down the hall sir, last door on the left. Thank you.
Ketchup popsicle? Yeah.
Ketchup popsicle? Yeah.
Man, do I sound like an idiot? No.
Man, do I sound like an idiot? No.
Man, I bet half the town's here. Yeah...
Man, I bet half the town's here. Yeah...
Maybe you're right, Richard. I think I am.
Maybe you're right, Richard. I think I am.
Michelle, say a little something into the camera! A little something into the camera.
Michelle, say a little something into the camera! A little something into the camera.
Mr. Gilmore? Oh, absolutely.
Mr. Gilmore? Oh, absolutely.
Mr. Railly? I'd say that's right.
Mr. Railly? I'd say that's right.
Nice, Richard. Now I need a Pooper Scooper.
Nice, Richard. Now I need a Pooper Scooper.
No, it's hot in here. Will you please...
No, it's hot in here. Will you please...
No. Gotcha. Thanks.
No. Gotcha. Thanks.
No. Okey dokey.
No. Okey dokey.
Oh, for me dad? Yeah, you Tommy boy.
Oh, for me dad? Yeah, you Tommy boy.
Okay. Why? Nothing.
Okay. Why? Nothing.
One and a... Half per cent!
One and a... Half per cent!
Quite a sight, Tom. This is awesome.
Quite a sight, Tom. This is awesome.
Remember, chicken wings. Chicken wings?
Remember, chicken wings. Chicken wings?
Richard Hayden? Tommy.
Richard Hayden? Tommy.
Richard, check out my new office! You've a window.
Richard, check out my new office! You've a window.
Richard, is this your coat? Don't do it!
Richard, is this your coat? Don't do it!
Richard, what were you doing? Going over some documents.
Richard, what were you doing? Going over some documents.
Roll around on the ground! Forget that, I'm starting to swell up!
Roll around on the ground! Forget that, I'm starting to swell up!
So, do you hate me? I just don't get it.
So, do you hate me? I just don't get it.
So? With his tongue.
So? With his tongue.
Thank you. I'd like that. Good.
Thank you. I'd like that. Good.
That is? Beer's coming back up.
That is? Beer's coming back up.
That was from Star Wars". I know.
That was from Star Wars". I know.
That was fun. Now what?
That was fun. Now what?
That was pathetic. Shut up, Richard!
That was pathetic. Shut up, Richard!
That's a clip on. Are you sure?
That's a clip on. Are you sure?
That's great, Tommy! Thanks.
That's great, Tommy! Thanks.
They're ready for you sir. Good. We're ready too.
They're ready for you sir. Good. We're ready too.
Tommy! Come on! Let's go! Yes, sir. See ya.
Tommy! Come on! Let's go! Yes, sir. See ya.
Wait a second. Is this your first time? Yeah, Tommy, it is.
Wait a second. Is this your first time? Yeah, Tommy, it is.
We did it? We did.
We did it? We did.
We don't take no prisoners. We don't take no for an answer.
We don't take no prisoners. We don't take no for an answer.
We faxed to our shipping addresses, didn't we? Yes.
We faxed to our shipping addresses, didn't we? Yes.
What are you doing? I got an idea.
What are you doing? I got an idea.
What are you so mad about? Are you nuts? Do you even have to ask?
What are you so mad about? Are you nuts? Do you even have to ask?
What else you got, Wonder Boy? That's pretty much it for now.
What else you got, Wonder Boy? That's pretty much it for now.
What the hell's going on? Oh, my God, we're gonna die!
What the hell's going on? Oh, my God, we're gonna die!
What? Nuthin'.
What? Nuthin'.
What's all this about? Let's see!
What's all this about? Let's see!
What's gonna happen to the factory? He's gonna shut it down.
What's gonna happen to the factory? He's gonna shut it down.
Where are they? Geez, I don't see them. They're in my briefcase.
Where are they? Geez, I don't see them. They're in my briefcase.
Whoa, look at this place! Welcome to the Pros.
Whoa, look at this place! Welcome to the Pros.
Why not? You have to open them.
Why not? You have to open them.
Why not? I'd take you to the vet. Yeah, I'll take you to the...
Why not? I'd take you to the vet. Yeah, I'll take you to the...
Wow, what's going on down here? Walk slow!
Wow, what's going on down here? Walk slow!
Yeah, here we go. This song sucks.
Yeah, here we go. This song sucks.
Yeah, makes a man feel good. Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
Yeah, makes a man feel good. Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
Yeah, where are we gonna take the deer? I don't know. The vet?
Yeah, where are we gonna take the deer? I don't know. The vet?
Yeah. Nice to see you again sir. How are you?
Yeah. Nice to see you again sir. How are you?
You didn't pump any. What?!
You didn't pump any. What?!
You have derailed. Shut up, Richard!
You have derailed. Shut up, Richard!
You look great dad. You look good too, Tommy Boy.
You look great dad. You look good too, Tommy Boy.
You still got your GTX car, huh? Yes.
You still got your GTX car, huh? Yes.
You talked to the banker? Yeah.
You talked to the banker? Yeah.
You're looking great kid. Thanks Mr. Rittenhauer.
You're looking great kid. Thanks Mr. Rittenhauer.
You're pathetic. Shut up, Richard!
You're pathetic. Shut up, Richard!
Your father was a great guy. Yeah.
Your father was a great guy. Yeah.
... I don't.
... I don't.
... on the floor. And I'm dancing like I never danced before.
... on the floor. And I'm dancing like I never danced before.
'cause I'm laying it on you pretty thick.
'cause I'm laying it on you pretty thick.
'Cause I'm not sure that you have the right to be here.
'Cause I'm not sure that you have the right to be here.
'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit.
'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit.
"Building model airplanes" says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.
"Building model airplanes" says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.
"Gladiators".
"Gladiators".
"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!" "Not now, dammit!"
"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!" "Not now, dammit!"
"Quit playing with your dingie!"
"Quit playing with your dingie!"
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