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Tommy Boy (1995) Soundboard

Tommy Boy (1995) Soundboard

Tommy Boy is a hilarious comedy film that was released in 1995. Directed by Peter Segal, the movie stars Chris Farley in the title role of Tommy Callahan Jr. and David Spade as Richard Hayden.

The story revolves around Tommy, a lovable but clumsy and overweight man-child who is the heir to the Callahan Auto Parts company. After his father passes away, Tommy is left with the responsibility of saving the family business from bankruptcy. With his best friend Richard, a sarcastic and condescending sales associate, they embark on a cross-country journey to sell the company's brake pads and save the company from going under.

As Tommy and Richard set out on their road trip, they encounter a series of hilarious misadventures and mishaps. From exploding cars to cow tipping, their journey is filled with outrageous and slapstick comedy. Along the way, Tommy's genuine and good-hearted nature wins over people, including Richard, who learns to appreciate and understand him. Together, they form an unlikely but endearing duo.

The film features an exceptional cast that brings the characters to life with memorable performances. Chris Farley's comedic talents shine through as he portrays the innocent and lovable Tommy. His physical comedy skills, coupled with his larger-than-life personality, make him a joy to watch. David Spade's dry wit and deadpan delivery perfectly complement Farley's boisterous energy, creating a hilarious dynamic between the two.

In addition, the movie includes great supporting performances from talented actors like Brian Dennehy, who plays Tommy's father Thomas Callahan, Bo Derek as Tommy's stepmother Beverly, Rob Lowe as the antagonist Paul, and Dan Aykroyd as Ray Zalinsky, a rival auto parts manufacturer. The chemistry between the cast members adds depth to the story, making the characters more relatable and entertaining.

Tommy Boy is often hailed as one of the best comedy movies of the '90s. Its clever dialogue, physical comedy, and heartwarming story make it a timeless classic that continues to captivate audiences. The film strikes a balance between laughs and heartfelt moments, exploring themes of friendship, family, and personal growth.

If you're a fan of Tommy Boy and want to relive the laughter or introduce it to others, you can now play and download the sounds from the movie. Immerse yourself in the comical world of Tommy and Richard with iconic scenes such as "Fat guy in a little coat" and "That's gonna leave a mark." These sound clips will surely bring a smile to your face and brighten your day.

Whether you're a longtime fan or discovering Tommy Boy for the first time, the movie's memorable characters, hilarious moments, and heartfelt story will leave you entertained and uplifted. So grab some popcorn, dim the lights, and get ready for a laughter-filled journey with Tommy Boy, a comedy gem from 1995.

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A loser he is!
Alright, uh, you wanna talk about guarantees, then..
And after he hit me many many times in the head, with a hammer
And bash 'em with a shovel
And I'd get 'em lodged right in this region here.
And so far it's going pretty good
And study a globe.
And that's who I care about
And then he'd be over there, on the shore, and he'd yell:
And there's street smarts, the ability to read people.
And uh, no cops. Wouldn't want things to get messy.
Anything that can be screwed or glued to that car or truck of yours?
Anything that you wanna keep cool
At a premium price. Why keep your factory going when all I want is the goddamned box?
Before the loan's due. I gotta finish figuring out our trips tonight, so we can jam out early.
Beverly was one of the trainers. In fact she was the only one of the trainers
Boy, I'm really at a loss for words here.
Built the new brake pad division
But wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
By sticking my head up a bulls ass,
Can I Just check this, uh.
Come on, this is working out better than we planned.
Come see ol' Ray!
Comforting us, making us laugh...
Composed of high grade steel and graphite.
Cool!
Could we get any more moths in here?
Dad?
Dammit, Richard. The whole car smells like beer.
Did anyone see "Scanners"?
Doesn't look like the answer. I don't remember eating that.
Eight whisky sours and I still sell the son of a bitch. Damn I'm good.
Excuse me.
Get up!
Go!
Good God! And comb your hair
Hang in there, Ron. We're almost there.
He came out of the shadows behind me
He seems like a nice guy.
He wants the Callahan name, that's all.
He'll remain in our lives for ever.
Here she is, Ron. My dream. This, my friend, is our new brake pad division.
Here you go, sweetie.
Hey Chucko, that doesn't smell like mud.
Hey, I'm big Tom's son, he'll fix everything, so I'm allowed to be a moron.
Hey! You can't sleep with the window open.
Hi, Michelle. This is Tommy. Listen, I'm sorry about what I said.
Hi.
Holy Lord, look at this guy, caught him right after thanksgiving feast.
Holy shnikees!
I can actually hear you getting fatter.
I can't believe there's no wind.
I don't see any McKeesport.
I got a tiny head?
I guaranteed overnight delivery.
I guess that's your theory.
I kinda like her idea.
I met him. He's a terrific guy. You're really gonna like him.
I think it tried to bite me!
I think that's the champagne talking.
I thought they were on my side.
I want your truck to help you get the job done.
I'm okay. I'm fine, I'm fine now
I've got my own system. Hasn't failed me yet.
If this factory goes under, the whole town goes under
If we had some wind...
In a way, these people are buying you, not just brake pads.
It's not an air freshener. It's a dead rotting deer carcass
It's so cool that you're getting married Saturday. So where did you guys meet?
Look at 'em there! Pretty maids all in a row.
Lord, I never had to tinkle so bad in all my life.
Lou, I got some papers I want you to sign in the office.
Luke, I am your father
Ma'am, are you still alive?
Maybe we spent too much time puking off balconies
Maybe. I guess you should have called.
Michelle, wait! Come on, please!
Mommy, I want a popsicle.
Mr. Zalinsky, thank you.
My car is destroyed. We haven't made one sale.
My dad gave me this boat.
My God, he's wired!
My, your hands move quickly!
Nice. How come you don't put the files in the file cabinets?
No offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school
Nope. Sheep shape.
Not good
Now that you and Tommy are the primary shareholders.
Oh yeah. We don't take no for an answer...
Oh, God.
Oh, how you doin' Mr. Reilly?
Okay, mom, I'll call you later then, bye bye
Okay, you're right. Review time. Let's do it up! Feed me!
Okay. I'll just have a sugar packet or two
Okey dokey. No problemo.
Only as good as the man who writes it.
Rascals
Real good. I had a kidney removed last April, but I still have the other one
See?
Sir, it's a taxi cab air freshener.
So if I couldn't do things my own way,
So the kids cry when you tie an old tiger to a tree and shoot him.
Something about getting old and being alone.
Son of a...
Son of a...
Sorry boys. Hopefully we'll just be in and out.
Spicy hotdogs and wearing a funny hat, right? It makes sense, doesn't it?
Stop the car! Son of a...
Thanks, Danny. Looking good man.
That's right, dad!
That's when I blow it.
The name's Zalinsky. I make car parts for the American working man,
The only thing I need to figure out is whether to get Chicago style or thin crust.
They scoop your brains up with a goddamned soup ladle.
They're con artists. They suckered him
They're not gonna sell the factory as long as Tommy keeps making sales.
They're praying that somebody's gonna step up and help 'em.
They're the goddamned Rolls Royce of brake pads. That's what they are.
This order's going to Columbus. That's a one day delivery,
This sales thing isn't so easy.
Throw stuff off the bridge. What do you feel like doing?
Tom, I've asked Beverly to be my wife.
Tommy saved the factory. That's a laugh!
Tommy, it's all over.
Tommy.
Tons of stuff. Late night pitch and putt.
Too late
Try an association, like, uh:
Uh uh, since I've been here
Unfortunately your stock isn't worth dick until they sell the place
Wait 'til Christmas
Waitress could I get that shrimp cocktail I saw on the glass case?
Way to go, Tommy Callahan!
We should have something for you... by this afternoon.
We'll be in touch.
We'll return to the "Zalinsky Family Theater" after these messages.
We've lost someone we love, and it hurts.
Well, between that and the sweetness, I'd say hang on to it
Well, it's gotta be on the map, Davenport, because you say it's 22mi away.
Were you in there just now? You are a psycho
What have we got to lose?
What kind of hotel is this. what the hell are Oh, it's you
What the hell?
Where did he go?
Yeah. And you... What can I get Jesus, what happened to your face?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sounds good.
You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years.
You want a guarantee? I got a guarantee stamped on every box.
You work here? It's so bizarre that you work here.
You're not even gonna believe it
525... That's it!
Frank, I'm allergic to bees. Me too
Got that? Shut up!
Housekeeping. Could you come back here in an hour?
I'll go on my dad's sale trip. I'll be damned!
If you could just... Whoa, little fella, you're not speaking my language.
Mornin', Richard. Hi.
No shit from anyone. No.
Talk about lame. Totally
Thanks, Ray. Thank you, son
This is ridiculous. No, it's great. It's very peaceful.
Want one? I'd better not.
Well I... What?!
Were you watching "Spank tro Vision"? Ok then, let's hit it!
What are you doing? I'm nervous so I'm sweating.
What happened? Nothing.
You all right, Tommy? Yeah...
You can't park here! Keep it!
You think he's finding one? I hope so.
'Surprised you didn't know that.
"But if I do, I'm gonna make all things better."

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