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Tommy Boy (1995)

Tommy Boy (1995)

"Tommy Boy" is a hilarious American comedy film released in 1995. This iconic movie stars the late great Chris Farley, known for his impeccable physical comedy, and the talented David Spade. Directed by Peter Segal, the film tells the story of Tommy Callahan, an overly enthusiastic and bumbling heir to an auto parts factory. After his father's sudden death, Tommy must prove his worth and save the failing company from being taken over by unscrupulous competitors. With David Spade as Tommy's cynical sidekick Richard, the duo embarks on a road trip filled with outrageous misadventures and slapstick humor.

"Tommy Boy" is the ultimate laugh-out-loud comedy, showcasing Farley's unmatched comedic timing and physical prowess. The film's witty script and memorable moments have made it a classic among comedy enthusiasts. If you're looking for a good time, you can easily find and enjoy this timeless comedy; just play and download the sounds of "Tommy Boy" here.

A brother!
A dark hole for a few years.
A great American product, right?
A guy puts a fancy guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
A message? What number did you call?
A thousand units to Oshkosh? Tommy, that's fabulous!
A.k.a. Beverly Burns. Richard, how could Beverly
Absolutely. It'd be my great pleasure. What have I got to lose?
Action 8 will be there.
All because you wanna save a couple of extra pennies... and to me, it doesn't
All my "Zalinsky Auto Parts" outlets all over North America!
All right then, let's get some shut eye!
All right, all right, hold it a second folks!
All the shipping orders go through me,
Alright now, it's sales time, remember we don't take no
Although what are the odds
Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated?
Am I proud of you. Mister big time, college grad, huh?
America, if you need starters, spark plugs, ball joints,
American auto parts king.
And after that, figure it out.
And all you can say is "he seems like a nice guy"?
And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
And coming soon to Ohio: computer fraud.
And Danny, remember when we used to burn ants with a magnifying glass?
And how could Oh, man! This was so big!
And I dropped in a 440 Magnum with a six pack.
And I saw your step brother and your step mother, and he was kissing her.
And I want your kids to be safe when you take them for a ride.
And I'll be damned if that's gonna change on my watch.
And let me guess, you're not going to be selling me the company now, are you Tommy boy?
And let me lay down some other rules too.
And lighting things on fire?
And marching over us.
And mark it "guaranteed", I will. I got spare time.
And my life has been a living hell ever since.
And remember you can pick up these great brake pads from "Callahan Auto"
And right now I'm gonna need you, Tommy boy, to get this place going.
And right now those workers are in danger of losing their jobs.
And sell 'em in my stores.
And since you were my dad's right hand man,
And so these vows are held sacred from
And someday my son will run it.
And suddenly your kids are yelling from the back seat.
And that's what it takes to sell. Confidence. Your dad had that.
And that's when the whores come in.
And that's who I care about.
And the future of "Callahan Auto".
And the medic gets out and says: "Oh, my God!"
And the one guy who should be caring about this, you, doesn't.
And then all of a sudden there's a truck tire
And then I take my naughty pet, and I go...
And there's probably one over by the wing, somewhere,
And they always end up with you saying: "I make car parts for..." How does that go?
And they were right when I put them into my computer. I swear.
And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?
And this is one of our oldest customers,
And we gotta take care of it quick.
And well, thought you might wanna know that.
And what is our carrying charge for all the merchandise in the warehouse?
And what people needed to hear.
And while you're at it, fill it up with gas, okay?
And why shouldn't you? You've been here 10 minutes.
And you got a friend out of it.
And you guarantee everything you sell?
And you know how to do that, just like your dad.
And you, with all this excitement around here, I kinda' got a little hungry.
And you're driving along...
And you're really smart... Yet it's not on the map.
And your family screaming: "Oh my God, we're burning alive!"
Any business that tries to wait it out will be just that, out.
Anyway, I just want you to know that as long as I'm around, I'm gonna
Anyway, me and Richard are going to Chicago, to straighten things out.
Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D 's.
Are you kidding? We're all screwed!
At a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there
At the loading dock. Now, I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being...
Awesome! Hey, there's even a fridge!
Bad girl. Ah, thank you...
Bad mommy.
Be married to Paul and my dad at the same time?
Because I'm a hell of a salesman, and he doesn't know any better.
Because that's who I am. And that's who I care about.
Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere!
Before I can turn these machines on.
Big day tomorrow. I hope we can keep this momentum going.
Book smarts, which waved bye bye to you long ago,
Bottom line is, by 6pm tomorrow we'll all be unemployed.
Boy, did I screw up.
Boy, I sure let my dad down.
Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot. You sure it's closed?
Boy, you sure are different in your TV commercials.
Bravo, Tommy!
Brother? I'm gonna have a brother? I've always dreamed about having a brother.
Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
Buddy Wackett?
Bull's ass, that's great.
Bust my butt and make sure that
But as you realize "Callahan" has been family owned
But before I decide to keep my business with your place,
But for now, for your customers' sake, for your daughter's sake
But I feel I gotta do something.
But I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
But I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
But more important is the guarantee that I make to the American worker.
But Ron, we do need that loan to keep us afloat
But sorry about your car, man. It sucks.
But that's life! America's in a state of renewal.
But the "Callahan" factory's been in my family for 70 years,
But there's a problem. There's no guarantee on the box.
But this isn't the end. No way.
But who's going to sell them?
But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
But you didn't. So your dad would've been proud o'you.
But you've got it marked down for two.
But, I gotta do something. I don't know what.
By sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then...
By the way, did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
Callahan factory is the only thing keeping it alive.
Callahan has guaranteed every part sold since 1925.
Callahan's a premium name. That's what I'm buying.
Can I call you back in a few minutes? Thanks. I miss you.
Can I open my eyes now dad?
Can I open my eyes now dad?
Can't believe you wanted to. Although it's pretty fun.
Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before.
Cause I'll come over there and shove an oar up your ass!
Chicken wings.
Chill bud.
Chocking!
Colorado: wire fraud.
Come on in! Oh, and forget about R.T.!
Come on man, let's at least take five minutes to celebrate our first victory!
Come on, give me your best shot, and I'll give you a free one! Let me have it!
Come on, you can do better than that, can't ya Captain Limp Wrist?
Come on! Dammit.
Comforting you, calling out "I'm good. I'll never let you down."
Cool!
Cool! Thanks, dad.
Cops!
Could have done without that. Geez, I'm an idiot!
Couldn't tell ya.
Crash Test in Progress.
D +? Oh my God! I passed!
D+!
Dad, got a little problem here.
Dad, I really don't think... Okay.
Dad, she's like a ten.
Dad... It's cool, you know.
Damn!
Damn!
Did that board to the head knock something loose?
Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
Did you hear I finally graduated?
Did you live under power lines as a kid or something?
Do you guys want this or "American Gladiators"?
Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out.
Does that help?
Don't call me that, it's creepy.
Don't feel bad.
Don't let him leave the complex, Marty!
Don't run away from your feelings!
Don't say anything, ok! I know I've ruined your entire life, and you hate me,
Don't worry because I've quit. So you won't have to put up with anything anymore.
Don't you know we could get busted for that?
Done this before?
Drive down to Zalinsky. He's the auto parts king.
Even though Tom is gone,
Ever since I was a kid, you people have been like a family to me.
Ever since your mom died...
Every last one of you always has a job, right here at "Callahan".
Everyone who owns stock in this company stands to make a lot of money.
Everything he does is sweet. So, when does sweetie get back?
Excuse me, what was that?
Excuse me! Oh God.
Exits! Ok, there's one back here,
Fair enough, Doug. 'Course I can get a hell of a good look at a t bone steak
Fasten your seat belt.
Fat guy in a little coat.
Fat guy in little coat.
Fellas, you just ran out of time.
First rocker, take it, Tommy boy!
First, what are the three grades of Callahan Brake pads?
Fish in a barrel, my man. Town's the fish, people are the barrel.
Fish in a barrel...
Folks, Mr. Zalinsky gave us specific instructions to bar you from the building.
Folks, we're making our final approach into Chicago.
For Action News, I'm Nicole Taylor, reporting live.
For Christ's sake, once during the war I visited a prostitute,
For God's sake son, will you quit covering your damned eyes?
For the moment it looks like a tragedy has been eluded and a town has been saved.
Forget it, I have enough to do without having to change your diapers.
Forget it. I quit.
Frank, I really don't think we have any choice.
Frank, if we sell while our value's still high,
Gaskets, camshafts, u joints or rocker arms,
Gee, funny you should bring that up.
Geez, I wonder if she goes out with one of the "Yankees".
Geez! You were saying?
Get him!
Get out! Now!
Get ready to live!
Get to know them, they're important.
Go on! I'm listening.
God, he's so sweet.
God, I love that!
God, I was worried I wouldn't find you.
God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh!
God, you're sick. Tell you what,
Good Lord!
Good man!
Good morning, sunshine.
Great, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it off.
Group words together as a sentence.
Half million brake pads in the next ten days,
Half the orders have already been cancelled.
Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in the head without wearing one of these,
Hard hats, gentlemen. If you get hit in the head without wearing one of these,