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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is a comedy film released in 2006. Directed by Adam McKay, the movie stars Will Ferrell as the titular character, Ricky Bobby, a hilarious and over-the-top NASCAR driver with dreams of greatness. Ricky Bobby is idolized by fans and has a loyal teammate, Cal Naughton Jr. played by John C. Reilly. However, their friendship is tested when a French Formula One driver played by Sacha Baron Cohen challenges Ricky's dominance on the track.

The film delves into the world of professional racing, exploring the competitive spirit, self-discovery, and family dynamics of its characters. With its mix of outrageous humor, slapstick comedy, and clever satire, Talladega Nights provides plenty of laughs and memorable moments.

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A car. lt handled reaI good.
A little planning can go a long way.
A lot of big stories and some big questions here at Talladega.
A single plop.
Abracadabra, homes.
Absolutely, ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby.
Ain't nothing more damn frightening than driving with a cougar in the car.
All right, baby. Come on, now.
All right, fellas, let's go.
All right, Girard, I found you. Now let's see where this goes.
All right, go get them.
All right, I tell you what we gotta do. Since we got no corporate money...
All right, let's have a look.
All right, Professor Dickweed. What's the plan?
All right, we got it, we got it. Hold it right there.
All right, you let go of me, you Formula One jazz nutjob!
All right? Tomorrow, I'm coming for you.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. You got me. That's an awesome nickname.
All those races I won, that was for you, you know that?
All three people, all great champions, all loved.
Also wanna thank you for my best friend, CaI Naughton Jr...
Also, due to a binding endorsement contract...
Also, I got my balls back behind the wheel of a car.
Am I on fire? I'm on fire.
Anarchy!
And across from Monsieur Def...
And at the end of the day, you know, you gotta be happy.
And at the opposite end of the grid, Darrell, Ricky Bobby.
And check out his crew chief over there.
And death was coming for him, and he stood there...
And down, and down, and
And for that, I thank you.
And here you sit, thinking.
And I just don't think that I can keep it shut anymore.
And I never did change my pee pants all day.
And I would be honored if you'd sign my balls.
And I'm also gonna need to know where your commode's at.
And I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk.
And if you do not obey Granny Law...
And it scares the living shit out of us.
And it smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.
And it's bad. I don't wanna give it to everyone else.
And it's not if it happens, it's where and when.
And knew that no matter what happened...
And most importantly, we thank you...
And Mr. Dennit told me that it's my time now.
And next to him is hip hop artist, poet and my brother in law, Mos Def.
And nobody can hang with my stuff.
And now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker.
And remember, I'm saying, ''with all due respect.''
And singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd...
And so then I got a marketing job with NASCAR.
And the 26 car just ran Naughton into the wall.
And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver...
And then something happened. There was a fire.
And then you showed up.
And then, when that fear rises up in your belly, you use it...
And we just came up with a new nickname.
And we look forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry.
And we're getting matching leprechaun tattoos.
And you always have to prove yourself. Wh ?
And you know what else? You never let me win one time.
And you will probably lose.
And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?
And your sponsors weren't doing very much, so...
And, at the urging of Ricky Bobby...
And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell...
Answer me this: When you're in spa mode...
Are we about to get it on?
Are you asking me for a divorce?
Are you faking it? Fake it!
Are you in the hot tub?
Are you kidding me? Mama, why did you go do that?
Are you pressing the buttons in the back panel or in the kitchen?
As a sign of humility, if you kiss me on the lips now...
As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is, of course...
As the laps wind down, Jamie McMurray is the leader.
As William Blake wrote, ''The cut worm forgives the plow.''
As you know, Bill, he's been doing that all year.
As you wish.
Attaboy. All right, son.
Available at Wal Mart.
Baby, he's not gonna come to the wedding.
Baby, photo op, photo op. Come on.
Baby, stop.
Baby, that is reaI good talk. Like we practiced last night.
Baby, this is Ted Beamen from Halliburton.
Baby! That's my baby!
Baby.
Baby...
Be good to hold them down by your side.
Be thoughtful, Glenn.
Bean buffet in front of it. lt was awesome.
Beaten reaI bad, cowboy.
Because a man takes what he wants, he takes it all.
Because although today I am friendly...
Because I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.
Because I like to party.
Because I think you wish you thought of it.
Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Because I'm done. I'm done with the racing, with driving.
Because I'm your daddy, that's why.
Because of gayness.
Because she's gotta run wild. You can't keep something like that back.
Because the drivers that finished first and second got out of their cars...
Been keeping it in my bathroom at the motel, feeding it old pizza.
Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his world class horses...
Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a....
Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a....
Bobby and Girard are dueling each other for the lead.
Bobby working really hard to pass the Wonder Bread car.
Bobby's boxed in. There's nowhere to go there.
Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it.
Bootleggers in Prohibition had to have cars fast enough to outrun the Feds...
Boy, that Halliburton. Halliburton's taken off, haven't they?
Boy, you are a terrible driver, no?
Boys, how was schooI today?
Break it, Pepe Le Pew.
But how did he get down to his underwear that fast?
But I have thought about it, and I want the plug pulled.
But I just wanted you to know that.
But I will give you this.
But I'm not even sure he even knows where he's at right now.
But if you're scared...
But maybe, just maybe...
But my mama say he's out racing cars...
But other than that, it went fine.
But something looks wrong. I mean, he's running around like he's on fire.
But today he gets to strap back into a racecar for the first time since...
But what about you?
But with advances in modern science and my high level of income...
But you have forced me to do this.
But you're a grown man. You're delivering pizzas on a bike.
By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie.
CaI blew out his engine. You have no backup. Back off!
CaI Naughton from Dennit Racing just helped a rivaI driver pass a teammate.
CaI Naughton in second. Ricky Bobby in third.
CaI Naughton Jr.!
Cal, you could say that 1 0,000 times and it still wouldn't be enough.
Can feel the motor...
Can you believe that he would do that for his teammate?
Can you not see why I'm stuck on the anger bridge?
Can you speak up, Ricky?
Check it, it was a nacho fountain with six kinds of cheese on it.
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.
Chip, you brought this on.
Come back to the friendship shore.
Come here. You make me hot. Come here.
Come on, baby! Yeah, that's it.
Come on, Dad. He's just a stupid cowboy.
Come on, Daddy! Whoop his butt!
Come on, frat boy, you wanna go?
Come on, John, pay attention.
Come on, man, that was last week.
Come on, man, wake up.
Come on, man!
Come on, number one.
Come on, son. You can do it. Come on.
Come on, what kind of dude wears a thong?
Come on. Get in this house.
Come on. We were doing good there, man.
Come on. You know what? Screw you, man.
Coming up next, it's lce Dancing to the Hits of Motown.
Cops are coming.
Dad, where are you going?
Dad, you made that grace your bitch.
Dad!
Damn it!
Damn it. Come on, man.
Darrell, you tell Brian Wavecrest to take out CaI Naughton right now.
Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce, newborn infant Jesus...
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip.
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
Dear tiny infant Jesus, we
DelightfuI to meet you, Mr. Robert. I thought you were dead.
Dennit Racing lncorporated has decided to field an additionaI car.
Dick Berggren in Las Vegas, Victory Lane, for Fox Television.
Did you eat peanut butter or something?
Did you hear what he just said?
Did you just say ''party''?
Did you say ''fire''?
Did you say ''fire''?
Didn't Ricky Bobby used to drive for you?
Do you ? Do you know how crazy that sounds?
Do you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby?
Do you wanna know why I think that you should race again?
Doc, give it to me straight.
Does it matter?
Doesn't the bear symbolize the old South...
Don't do it.
Don't listen to him. And remember one thing, he's the competition.
Don't listen to these people, Ricky. You're a winner.
Don't look at me. Get it off the trailer!
Don't pay them no mind, Ricky.
Don't stop.
Don't throw out your best friend because of your anger.
Don't you get it? You don't drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.
Don't you put that eviI on me, Ricky Bobby!
Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!
Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run.
Don't you worry about my gun, Ricky.
Down, Karen! Get down! Get down, Karen!
Drive.
Either close the door or come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.
Either way this goes, could we get some after we're done?
Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric.
Even with a healthy arm, you don't have a chance against Jean Girard.
Even you too, Glenn.
Every week, we should come back to this Applebee's...
Everybody got problems.
Everyone, turn away.
Everyone's reaI friendly.
Everything cooI that Susan said, you wrecked it.
Everything ended up fine.
Excuse me, coming through.