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Definitely, Maybe (2008)

Definitely, Maybe (2008)

Definitely, Maybe (2008) is a heartfelt romantic comedy film directed by Adam Brooks. The story follows Will Hayes, portrayed by Ryan Reynolds, a recently separated father who shares the story of his romantic past with his ten-year-old daughter Maya, played by Abigail Breslin. As Will recounts his love life, he changes the names and details of his past relationships, leaving Maya guessing which woman truly holds the key to her mother's identity.

The film also stars Isla Fisher as April, Elizabeth Banks as Emily, Rachel Weisz as Summer, and Kevin Kline as Will's eccentric friend and confidant. Definitely, Maybe takes audiences on a charming journey through different eras, exploring the themes of love, loss, and the complexities of relationships.

If you want to dive into the sounds and music that accompanied this beautiful film, you can play and download the soundtrack here. The film is praised for its great performances, witty dialogue, and heartfelt storytelling, making it a must-watch for fans of romantic comedies.

A little while longer. She's going to let us in.
A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?
A, you've fallen in love, and, B, you've fallen in love!
Absolutely.
Actually, he was completely alone and it was hours before the janitor found him.
After going too fast for way too long.
After they find each other after all that time?
All rise
Also cursing and fighting.
Although that's not what we real men call it.
Always on the cutting edge.
Am I Caroline Hopper in this story or your mom?
An entire table? No, that is very possible.
And all the guys wanted to sleep with her, and you probably will, too.
And all these old feelings, they start coming up.
And all you can dig up is that his daughter had an eating disorder?
And before I knew it, even though we were separated by entire worlds,
And considered a key political advisor of the White House.
And for a long time, nothing seemed to matter.
And he sees my mom walking around the corner.
And he'd find some way to hurt me.
And he's thinking,
And hope is exactly what he stands for, so...
And I figure it'll take about nine months,
And I have a phone. And this empty basket.
And I know all about you and your friend Robredo.
And I mean that. That's just a fact.
And I miss you like crazy, and it's really hard.
And I realized I had to tell someone.
And I think you guys are really gonna, you know, hit it off.
And I'm working at a bookstore.
And if she doesn't let us in, we're gonna go home,
And inside, he wrote a beautiful inscription, which I could care less about at the time
And instead my dad bought me a hardcover copy of Jane Eyre.
And it felt life changing.
And it was swell
And it was the truth.
And it's like you're too blind to see it.
And no one's in love with you.
And now that you're in love with April, she's in love with Kevin.
And on top of that, I was positive that in just a few hours,
And she says that it was because of something
And some of the facts, but I just decided that right now.
And somehow you neglect to tell me that,
And Summer's that Natasha lady who writes for that magazine.
And that moment he knows that he had no reason to be afraid.
And the only one I wanna kiss goodnight.
And the part about you and Emily touching each other and kissing.
And the person that you're with then, they become the one.
And the real story, not the, "Oh, we met, we fell in love,
And the staplers and those scissors?
And then after we broke up, I just felt lost.
And then I decided to do something really dramatic.
And then I'd be writing speeches,
And then just when you were about to put your penis
And then she fell in love with you, but you were in love with Summer,
And then some other, a smattering of other women that I dated.
And then the inevitable moment, and I don't know why it...
And then they couldn't even be friends.
And then you just left?
And then you twist it with a completely negative connotation.
And then, eventually, you're totally gonna hate me for it.
And then, our old boss, Arthur Robredo gave Russell and me our first big break.
And this one has a happy ending.
And we worked on campaigns for everybody.
And we're never gonna talk about this again.
And why should I marry you, anyway? I mean, why do you wanna marry me?
And you being wrong is more than enough for me.
And you don't have to wait long to find out, because that very night...
And you're completely obsessed with power and money.
And you're way ahead in all the polls.
Anyhow, when I went away to college, my mom sold our house
Anyway, I'm pretty sure I am the only Kevin who's actually living with her.
Anyway, we started writing postcards. We started writing letters.
Anyway, when Clinton got elected,
April?
April?
April?
Are you all right?
Are you serious?
Are you sure it didn't seem like a puff piece?
Are you the same Kevin that she mentioned a while back?
Aren't they kind of young?
As a known enemy
As I recall from our first encounter, you're a man of principles and ideals, even.
At least I tried. I went out there and I tried.
At some fancy French restaurant on the Upper East Side.
At some point in our lives, we all get coffee. Your time's now. Come on.
Babe, I am about the love.
Be a man.
Be great if you wore underwear. I'm gonna go check the weather in Chicago.
Beauty, ideals, love don't mean squat anymore.
Because I want you to be happy.
Because the first time that I saw these hands,
Because there's no way I can face going alone.
Because they don't have a beautiful girlfriend that they're eternally devoted to!
Because, after all, he is the big survivor, indeed, the victor
Bedtime!
Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us
Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill an ideal that society embeds in us
Besides, did you know that the majority of Americans believe
Besides, we have a plan, right?
Besides, you and me, it'd kind of be like cats and dogs.
Big deal. Everyone has their weaknesses, you know?
Both legs.
Brooding and sexy, monosyllabic and totally my type.
Bryant, well, you forgot to mention the Texas Rangers.
But a little "oralness" and you're headed for impeachment.
But at last minute, he gets a gig in Philly, which, of course, he takes 'cause...
But he still happens to be the President of the United States.
But he's basically out of the picture.
But I can't even get it together to do that.
But I didn't mean to tell you that.
But I don't think I will. You see, I don't want a fling.
But I just don't really have time for the pain.
But I screwed it up.
But I still love you.
But I wasn't the only one with problems.
But I've been thinking about going back to school.
But now I'm kinda liking her. Did you ask her out on a date?
But sometimes, no matter how carefully you plan your playlist,
But the big question tonight is, to what degree?
But the editor made me change it.
But there's a really nice dedication inside, with a quote from the book.
But this guy, he can't even define the word "is."
But this wasn't what was supposed to have happened.
But Tuesdays and Fridays are my favorite days.
But what I don't understand,
But you didn't change April's name. Why?
But you had such persistence
Bye, copy girl.
Can I get you to sign right here, please?
Can I have a cigarette? Just a dying man's last request.
Can we be friends?
Can you hear me now?
Christ, you're tall.
Christ.
City council, state senate.
Close the door behind you.
Come as you are, as a friend
Come on through. You can do it.
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
Come on, sweetheart, give me a smile. I've waited my whole life to do that joke.
Come on, tell me the truth.
Come on, you've been staring at that package for about a week now.
Come on.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Copies? You want me to make copies?
Copy girl, what I think you're actually paying for
Could be.
Dad!
Dad?
Definitely. Maybe.
Did you always want to be a journalist?
Did you call Summer?
Did you ever think
Did you have another girlfriend before you met her?
Did you know that 35 people try to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge each year?
Did you know that 50% of Americans believe that
Did you know that penguins mate for life?
Did you read this?
Do you know what the husband and wife penguins do
Do you remember that song?
Do you still have sex with Daddy?
Do your job.
Do your job.
Don't make me laugh. Emily,
Don't mention osmosis.
Don't mess with me.
Don't stop! This is good stuff. Where were you? Okay.
Don't you think it's a little weird we've been writing each other for however long
Drink!
Dumbass!
Early. You're fresh off the boat, aren't you?
Easiest 20 bucks I ever made.
Easy. Easy now.
Emergency room? Hello?
Emily sounds like she would make a good mom.
Emily.
Ended up marrying your mother, you'll also need to know
Everybody seems to be using that line these days.
Everybody's talking about it, so why is it okay for him and not for Clinton?
Except for one, which is for you.
Except to really understand how this young man
Fair enough.
Fantastic. I cannot wait to peruse these in my abundant spare time.
Fine! Fine!
First of all, Arthur Robredo is not a hack. He's worked his way up from the streets.
Five minutes, okay? Five...
Flap their flippers and sing as loud as they can!
For an institution that fails as often as it succeeds?
For my 13th birthday, I wanted a pair of gold stud earrings,
For the first time, New York was coming to me,
For the past two years, I have lied to the press about our relationship to protect him.
For the President of the United States of America,
Forget about the real deal. You don't find it, it finds you.
Frank Sinatra, Linda Ronstadt.
From an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?
From bagels and toilet paper to signs and bumper stickers.
From the Columbia Presbyterian emergency room. We have...
From... Don't tell me!
Gareth, have a drink.
Gareth, you are unfailingly repugnant.
Get off my front porch!
Getting married is the only thing left to do.
Glad to have you aboard, Hayes!
Go on, tell her.
Go to rehab or life rehab or something like that.
God, I'm coming.
Goes 'round the moon
Going from a one night stand to being sworn in as President.
Gonna meet you and Arthur in the restaurant.
Good evening, gentlemen. Pack of Reds, please.
Good luck.
Good morning.
Good night, Russell!
Good to see you.
Good.
Great. Ask her out.
Guess that's it for Emily.
Hampton encourages me to cultivate my curiosity.
Hampton?
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Will
Happy birthday, gorgeous.
Happy New Year!
Has anyone seen Robert Klein?
Have the coffee here by 10:00, or Arthur's gonna kill me!
Hayes! Where is Hayes? Hayes!
Hayes.
Hayes.
He had just discovered that the woman he truly loved, April Hoffman,
He may not be in your union,
He says it's the key to being a good journalist.
He was a cop, an entrepreneur.
He was telling me how to be a real man, as opposed to the sort of
He's a putz. This is exactly what my book is about.
He's from Texas. His name's George Bush. But he is not the President.
He's gonna make a difference with women. He gets women.
He's my thesis advisor.
He's not your father? Is that what he told you?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. Hey. Hi.
Here is Tom Brokaw in New York.
Here.
Here. Read it. It's free.
Here's a list of Madison graduates in the New York area.
Hey, come on, now. I just want you to come for a weekend.
Hey, deep breath, okay? Look, let's just ask the hotel,
Hey, did I tell you that I hate my job?
Hey, don't hand this in, okay?
Hey, everybody, he's here!
Hey, guess who's gonna be the luckiest guy on planet Earth in about four seconds?
Hey, it's April. I still need to talk to you. Please call me back.
Hey, let's get this party started.
Hey, maybe you should follow his lead and seduce an intern.
Hey, monster, that was fun today. I'll see you on Wednesday, okay?
Hey, somebody turn it up.
Hey, there is no excuse, and I'm sorry.
Hey, this is April.
Hey! It's me!
Hey! Listen up! Look up, everybody!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. That is a coincidence. I love women that say "unfailingly repugnant."
Hey. Wake up.
Hey. You okay?
Hi, this is Summer. Please leave a message, and I will call you back.
Hi, Will. Package for you.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm looking for April.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold it! Stop. Stop right there!
Homeless, I know.
How are we supposed to know where Robert Klein is?
How are you? What's doing?
How come you changed all the names except hers?
How come you have so many copies of Jane Eyre?
How could she do that to you?
How did you find it? I mean, where did you find it?
How do you tell someone that you care about
How does it have a happy ending?
How long?
How was the rest of your evening? Successful, I take it.
How you doing?
How's high school?
How's that, Mr. Roth? Are you comfortable?
I always imagined that he'd make a more theatrical exit.
I always think of something more important to do.
I am fine with that.
I am nothing. Why am I obligated to be something?
I am.
I bet that if you just told me the story, you'd realize that it's not complicated at all.
I brought my C.V. and a sample of some speeches I wrote for Congressman Sweeney.
I can be happy for you. Of course I can be happy for you.
I can see where you're going with this.
I can't believe that she rehearsed with Charlie.
I can't believe we're finally gonna meet the President.
I can't believe you smoked and drank and were such a slut.
I can't believe you're doing this.
I can't do that.
I can't explain. She'll just know.
I can't have that, Hayes. I need you to sell five of them.
I can't stop my leg
I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them.
I couldn't miss your birthday. We came all the way up from Washington.
I couldn't. And I don't know why.
I decided to unlock his beautiful lips from mine,
I did not have sexual relations with that woman,
I didn't do it the first time around.
I didn't, I didn't. I didn't.
I didn't.
I do what I want with my body.
I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
I don't even know if they have that sort of thing, but if they did...
I don't have a lot of experience with whatever this is.
I don't know why it happens, but it always does,
I don't know, and I don't know how to know. You know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think anyone ever imagines on their wedding day
I don't think she's gonna let us in.
I don't think, I know. Look at the picture of her. I love her.
I downloaded a copy of the union seal.
I drink!
I dropped it off once. I mean, I tried. Kevin was there and...
I fell
I fell in love with her because she was smart and beautiful and fun.
I get out of work early, and I go pick up my daughter, Maya, from school.
I got a new roommate, Olivia.
I got a thing for guys who've got a thing for me.
I got that one, too.
I got to go.
I guess you could say that they were rehearsing.
I had finally made it inside the room.
I had two serious girlfriends.
I have a thought.
I have no idea why. They're like kryptonite to me.
I have some news for you, too.
I have something for you.
I have something for you. This is from Emily.
I have to think about it.
I haven't heard any of your long sorry messages in a while.
I haven't seen you in weeks!
I hear they asked you to stay on. You must be very happy.
I heard. I'm so sorry.
I hope so. Unless she's collecting Kevins.
I just had the weirdest flash of a whole life,
I just sold an entire table for $50,000.
I just wonder if you want people to like you a little too much.
I knew Summer would be back. Did you?
I know I'll never find it.
I know that's none of my business, but you're too good for him.
I know this is tough for you, but what are you thinking?
I know who Bill Clinton is.
I know you're dying to know what's inside.
I know. I know.
I know. I know. But it was from her dad.
I know. Shocking.
I know. What about the dancing? Make that end.
I look for the copy that my dad bought me for my birthday.
I love beer.
I love long haired brunettes with horn rimmed glasses.
I love penguins.
I love this girl so much.
I love you.
I make a living.
I mean, don't make me come over there and hurt you.
I mean, don't you know about New York girls?
I mean, her hair alone is enough reason to go after Clinton.
I mean, how do you accidentally thrust a penis into... Hi, Luis.
I mean, I was camping on this beautiful beach in Crete
I mean, really, what do I know about missile systems
I mean, sure, after, he'd be sorry.
I mean, the incredibly hot start, with Paco basking in my love and admiration...
I mean, to please a woman like you, it would obviously take a...
I mean, you're in love with April, who used to be in love with Lucas,
I meant to give it to you. I wanted to give it to you.
I meant to...
I need to know.
I never should have opened that diary. It's like Pandora's hot, sexy box.
I never thought I'd spend my days,
I never told anybody to lie.
I promise you.
I read it every year or two. Each time it's different.
I really liked Summer.
I saw our entire relationship, from present to future tense.
I see the passion in your eyes
I see you drank my boyfriend under the table.
I see you've been eating noodles.
I should want them to hate me.
I should, shouldn't I?
I slept with Charlie!
I start crying.
I still feel pretty lost, especially when it comes to relationships.
I think he was completely plastered.
I think I'm a little out of my league here.
I think it'll be a big deal for about a week, and then the storm will pass...
I think you should go.
I think you should keep it. You should read it when you're lonely.
I think you should tell me the story of you and my mom.
I think you're wrong.
I thought he was gonna be different than the other jokers,
I thought we had a plan.
I thought you were gone through the summer.
I took a job with the city education department.
I used to love what I do, and now I feel like a complete hack.
I wanna marry you because you're the first person
I want the real deal.
I want to make amends with anyone I ever hurt.
I want you to all understand that it's gonna be as a direct result
I wanted to, but I couldn't 'cause she was writing the article.
I was gonna say, did I ever tell you about the day my dad proposed to my mom?
I was just curious.
I was just telling Emily how Arthur sent you to Albany as part of the advance team.
I was too busy working on the campaign.
I was with him like an hour ago. Now he's gone.
I wonder why Emily gave it to you to give to me.
I would love that.
I wrote three speeches for Congressman Sweeney.
I'd just really like you to be happy for me.
I'd... Yeah, I'd love dinner.
I'll be fine. But this song, it's an excellent cure for the will to live.
I'll keep that in mind.
I'll need filled immediately.
I'll never forget that day.
I'll put you down for one table, then. That sounds great.
I'll take you out for dinner, for a birthday dinner.
I'm a workaholic.
I'm down. Are you okay?
I'm Emily, your college sweetheart. Is there something you wanted to ask me?
I'm funnier over here.
I'm going to the office. It's... Got a big day. Nice meeting you.
I'm gonna count to 30, okay?
I'm gonna find Maya.
I'm gonna hold you back from all these...
I'm gonna keep my eye on the ball. Emily and I have a future. We have a plan.
I'm gonna put it in my cell phone, and that way I'm never gonna lose it, okay?
I'm gonna put these in some water.
I'm gonna start working on that right away. You got any tips for me?
I'm gonna tell you the story,
I'm guessing you weren't her first boyfriend.
I'm happy.
I'm having a little party Sunday.
I'm in love with you, April.
I'm in New York, and I was thinking
I'm just waiting for April.
I'm just, I don't understand why you have to work for Clinton in New York.
I'm mentioning him now.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not. I just know that these bozos you're working for,
I'm not. This is a money gig. I get paid 12 an hour,
I'm really sorry I lost your number.
I'm saying I would love to hear a song.
I'm serious.
I'm so glad it's you.
I'm sorry about the other night.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I think I was just nervous to tell you.
I'm struggling with the copy machine.
I'm talking about you and me.
I'm walking! Back in half an hour.
I'm watching you right now.
I'm working for Bill Clinton. He's running for President.
I'm writing these really dumb items for New York Magazine.
I've already got it memorized, so I'll just leave it on the table.
I've always liked you.
I've been saving money.
I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
I've had it for a while.
I've heard Bush has a mistress.
I've never spent the whole day in bed with a really great guy.
If I remember correctly, I believe it was my "plan," wasn't it?
If it means "there is none" that is a completely true statement.
If she lets us in, tell her the story like you told me.
If they didn't want a baby, then how come they had sex?
If you could just please paste it onto a menu,
If you want, I'll still continue with the story. Does that sound good?
In 1992 to be exact, in a little town called Madison, Wisconsin,
In a second, you're gonna say something impossibly charming.
In a second, you're gonna say something impossibly charming.
In fact, I haven't had sex since Clinton was re elected.
In fact, I know so much, I could bring you both down.
In the beginning of the story always gets dumped.
In the meantime, here's a sample of the coffee and bagel order
In the New York primary and by a comfortable margin.
In the story, you know, like Mom became Emily,
In your apartment?
Instead of the other way around.
Instead, he's the eldest son of George and Barbara
Into somebody else's vagina...
Iran Contra. Arms for oil, no problem.
Is I wanna go to all those places that I know nothing about.
Is it true you graduated first of your class at Madison?
Is it?
Is that I like you.
Is that your Emily?
Is the picture of the eagle and the pretty pastel colors.
Is there anything else you should tell me?
It doesn't work that way.
It is complicated, isn't it?
It means that you get to a certain age and then you're ready.
It seems to be about 300 pages or so.
It tastes different, your tongue.
It tells me different things.
It was 1994, and New York was full of new life.
It was cowardly, and I'm sorry.
It was just one week before the primary, and I had graduated
It's a beautiful edition, known for the cover illustration.
It's Emily!
It's gonna blow over. Right.
It's hard enough to get elected the first black President
It's her first night out since the baby was born.
It's inexcusable.
It's just like the day that my...
It's killing me that you're going out with the kid.
It's like she said. If she didn't write it, someone else would have.
It's like when something is staring you in the face
It's me, Will.
It's my favorite man boy. You look very manly.
It's not like his dad slipped on a banana peel.
It's okay. I just didn't think that Lucas would approve.
It's probably hard for you to imagine a relationship based on mutual respect
It's really bad.
It's stupid, but it's become this, like, weird superstitious little...
It's Summer, isn't it? And you're not my father.
It's weird. It was never quite right. You know?
It's your birthday party. Everybody is waiting for you.
It's...
Jane Eyre, Random House, 1943.
Jesus! Mercy!
Jesus. That's awful.
Just heard we got the Quaker Oats account.
Just her name alone, Summer Hartley, is driving me...
Just take a second.
Just want to let everyone know that the new signs are ready.
Keep a hard copy. That might be nice for me.
Kevin, phone!
Kevin.
Let me ask you a question. How could you let this happen?
Let them.
Let's call her...
Like an "I feel sorry for you
Listen,
Listen, I want you to know I've donated my organs to medical science
Listen. I was young, and I was stupid, and I haven't smoked in years.
Lock it!
Look at you, Will, you're a mess.
Look it! You got a tear right there! I see it.
Look, have you ever actually had sex with a sexagenarian?
Look, I'm just saying this as a friend, and I swear, it's just as a friend,
Look, look, check it out.
Make 500 copies, use a union shop. We're gonna be home free, here.
Make yourself comfortable. I have to finish this application I'm writing.
Man, if this guy's smart, he'll go back to baseball.
Many years.
Marry me?
Marry me?
Matthew
Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Tell me and we'll find out.
Maybe it was some nerdy guy, or maybe he was mean.
Maybe we could get a cup of coffee and catch up.
Maybe you should mail it to her.
Me, neither.
Me, three.
Me, too.
Meanwhile, he accepted an invitation
Miss Lewinsky.
Mom, can Dad come with us to the zoo?
More jobs, more money.
More love.
Move over! Another foot! Go, another foot. Move over!
Mr. Arthur...
Mr. President! Hey, Mr. President!
My boyfriend, Lucas, was taking me out for dinner and then to a party.
My heart, stupid.
My joie de vivre
My number is 212 664 7665.
My number...
My shit is a mess?
Nice glasses.
No wonder you didn't want to be with her.
No, but you're off to a great start.
No, hold on. You're an Independent, aren't you?
No, I didn't mean it like that.
No, I think you'd definitely enjoy meeting her.
No, I think you'd definitely enjoy meeting her.
No, I thought so, too, but this crazy thing happened.
No, I'm not getting down on my knee.
No, I'm not. I'm letting you go.
No, it wasn't the plan. I was scared of you and your dreams,
No, it's not time for bed! It's time for you to tell me the story!
No, no, I get the whole politician thing. It's easy to like you.
No, no, I know it's corny, but I also think
No, no, no, I really don't agree
No, no. Don't eat it yet! Not till we get to our bench.
No, really, when I was with you, I thought, "This is it."
No, they're for Arthur. I need them like, 15 minutes ago.
No!
No! Stop! Stop right there. We're not gonna read this. We can't.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I left her a message. She didn't get back to me.
No. Until I was 16, I wanted to be an actress. I wanted to sing on Broadway.
No. Yeah.
Nobody's dying.
Not happening. God, you're such a drama queen.
Nothing.
Nothing. I wanted to wait till she came for a visit,
Now he tells me to deny it.
Now here it comes.
Now, every time I pass a second hand bookstore,
Now, if Bill Clinton wins,
Now, it's a great feeling when you find the right track to go with the day.
Now, that's how important the work is.
Now, this young man was deeply, deeply in love with his college sweetheart.
Of course I'm watching.
Of the commitment and the energy of every person in this room.
Of Timothys and Williams would be
Oh, Christ.
Oh, come on! No.
Oh, God! They have fresh mint tea. I love fresh mint tea.
Oh, good.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I didn't think you'd be here!
Oh, my God! I'm your mom!
Oh, my God. It never ends.
Oh, my goodness. I'm in big trouble. I love this girl!
Oh, okay.
Oh, please! Daddy.
Oh, this is...
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, but Mrs. Gallagher didn't actually say "thrust."
Okay, give me your number, right now.
Okay, great. Thank you, Mr. Bishop.
Okay, I look forward to seeing you next Thursday.
Okay, I'm coming!
Okay, kiddo, here's the deal.
Okay, stop. Now go forward, slowly.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, they...
Okay, we have to inhale at the same time for the same amount of time.
Okay, you know what? I think we should stop now.
Okay? It's two months in New York. I'll be back before you know it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, munchkin. Let's go!
Okay. Go, go, go. Go be your brilliant self.
Okay. Good night, Maya.
Okay. Here you go.
Once upon a time,
One night I'm dancing with Paco and he kisses me,
One that never, ever happened.
One thing they've left intact.
Open it.
Or foursome if that old dude is still in the picture.
Or maybe
Or run down the stairs and say...
Or shine like the sun, and it always makes me feel better.
Or Social Security, or the tax code?
Or the pH balance... I don't know what I'm talking about.
Over, over, over!
Ow!
People don't really care about this stuff.
Please save it. I don't need to hear this right now.
Please tell me you're not in love with him.
Poor April.
Poor Hampton.
Probably because I'm stuck in a rut with this guy.
Probably not.
Put the picture back!
Put your coat on.
Read his plans on health care. Read his plans on education.
Ready?
Really?
Really? It's not the booze or the cigarettes or the sophomores?
Really? Why do I feel like I should hide the razor blades?
Really.
Really.
Remove his hand from my ass,
Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.
Right now I'm seeing this guy, Kevin.
Russell and I started our own consulting firm,
Sammy Boigon's sister said he was an accident.
See you later.
Seeing as I was so pissed about the earrings,
Seriously, why?
She fluffs up my hair and tells me to be brilliant
She gets it tomorrow. I made a reservation
She is a freak!
She said something was missing with Kevin,
She said that she wanted to get to know our most important supporters.
She said that she wanted to get to know our most important supporters.
She traveled all over the world, just like she always dreamed of doing.
She wants to be the girlfriend, except it's too late.
She went traveling.
She would have heard through the intercom and let us in,
She'll like it. She'll like seeing you down on your knee.
She's like the character in the story who's always been the friend.
She's mine, not yours.
She's so his type.
She's starring in somebody else's diary now.
She's the only girl I know in New York.
She's trashy.
Six, six, five. See? Now I got it. And I'm never gonna lose it again.
Smoke.
So did she? Did she break it?
So Emily is what, like, your college sweetheart?
So go back to Madison.
So I lost my girl, I lost my job, and I lost my friend.
So I'm here to repeat in front of all of you...
So if there's not as many chemicals in them,
So if you wouldn't mind...
So tell me about Bill Clinton.
So tell me about yourself. What's your deal? What do you aspire to?
So the last time we saw William Hayes,
So there's never been a guy, ever, that made you think, "This is it.
So what happens now?
So will you...
So you're absolutely positive, 100%, that Emily is the very same woman
So, did I ever tell you... I was gonna...
So, the magazine asked me to do a follow up on Robredo.
So, we'll change together.
So, what took you so long to finally call me back there, red?
So...
Some reassuring idea about your lifestyle. The rest is pretty much crap.
Some reassuring idea about your lifestyle. The rest is pretty much crap.
Something always seemed to be missing with Kevin.
Something cute.
Something I should have sent her a long time ago.
Sometimes it's all a big surprise
Sorry.
Summer said to hang tight. She'll be back. She wants you to wait.
Summer, listen to me.

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