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This Is 40

This Is 40

This Is 40 is a hilarious and heartwarming film directed by Judd Apatow and released in 2012. This movie serves as a sort of spin-off from Apatow's previous film, Knocked Up, focusing on the lives of two supporting characters from that film, Pete and Debbie, played by real-life married couple Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann.

The story revolves around Pete and Debbie's struggles as they both approach the dreaded age of 40. Pete is trying to keep his struggling record label afloat while dealing with the financial burdens of his family. Debbie, on the other hand, is coming to terms with her own aging process and trying to keep the spark alive in her marriage.

The cast of This Is 40 is filled with talented actors who bring their characters to life with charm and humor. Alongside Rudd and Mann, there are fantastic performances by their on-screen children, Maude and Iris Apatow (Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann's real-life daughters), as well as Albert Brooks, John Lithgow, Megan Fox, Jason Segel, Melissa McCarthy, and Chris O'Dowd.

One of the standout aspects of the film is the incredibly relatable and funny script. Apatow tackles the struggles of reaching middle age with a perfect balance of comedy and genuine emotion. The chemistry between Rudd and Mann is palpable, and their performances beautifully capture the complexities of a long-term relationship. The film is filled with hilarious moments and witty dialogue that will leave you laughing out loud.

In addition to the fantastic acting and script, the soundtrack of This Is 40 deserves a special mention. With a mix of both classic and contemporary hits, the film's music perfectly complements the tone of each scene. It features songs from various genres, including rock, indie, and pop. Some notable tracks include "I Will Dare" by The Replacements, "Lucky Now" by Ryan Adams, "1983" by Neon Trees, and "Desire" by The Gaslight Anthem, just to name a few.

If you're a fan of the film and want to experience the music again, you're in luck! You can easily play and download the entire This Is 40 soundtrack online. With just a simple search, you'll find a plethora of platforms where you can listen and enjoy these incredible sounds. Whether you want to relive the film's hilarious moments or simply groove to the catchy tunes, having access to the soundtrack will definitely enhance your experience.

In conclusion, This Is 40 is a delightful and relatable film that offers a fresh take on the challenges of growing older while trying to maintain a sense of youthfulness and passion for life. The outstanding performances, witty script, and fantastic soundtrack make it a must-watch for anyone who appreciates a good blend of comedy and genuine emotions. So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even reevaluate your own journey to 40.

Please note that due to licensing and copyright restrictions, it is important to ensure that you are accessing the soundtrack through legal and authorized platforms.

A couple numbers have trickled in.
A dick.
A little gyno joke.
A little less Jew y.
A lot like you.
A lot of people are RSVP ing to your birthday party.
A medical marijuana cookie. Ben gave it to me last Christmas.
A very safe and reputable farmacia.
A wood chipper? Yeah.
A wood chipper.
About half of your last record.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. It's gotta be peaceful.
ACCOUNTANT: (ON PHONE) And then you missed the mortgage payment,
Actually, none of us are.
Actually, we had lunch together last week. Uh huh.
Again. Jason.
Ah!
Ah. So, you were expecting it to sell?
All of a sudden, we're like a magnet for negativity.
All of it is reenactments.
All of that. That's plenty. That's a lot.
All right, Dad.
All right, fine. I'm an asshole.
All right, five minutes, but then I'm pulling you out.
All right, great. Thank you.
All right, I'm off.
All right, some kid named Joseph...
All right, then.
All right, you know what? Don't be disrespectful.
All right, you know what? Fine.
All right, you know what? I'll be honest with you.
All right? We're going to pee in the pool.
All right. Don't get snippy.
All right. Give him a kiss for me.
All right. I'll see you at my party.
All right. See you, Pete.
All right. See you.
All right. See you.
All right. So long, guys. Later.
All right. You coming?
All the other little kids, "Where's your mommy?"
All the pressure is on the guy.
All the time. It's a blast. Don't worry about it.
All those people.
All you do is fight, or you don't fight, which is even worse
ALL: No.
ALL: Yeah!
Although after 50, that's all gonna change.
Am I doing what? I didn't start the toast.
An important record.
And a cord of rope.
And a couple of bunions as well.
And a quiet Cancer almost always has a huge penis.
And a straight man's moustache?
And another thing we've decided
And before that?
And corner me, and try and trick me into lying.
And Debbie won't know that I'm giving you anything.
And Desi's taking it?
And do what?
And does that
And he is a grown man, and he's not our responsibility.
And her body looks like her body.
And I am the happiest I have ever been.
And I apologize, you'll let it go?
And I balance what you lack and you make up for what I lack.
And I brought it up.
And I could take care of you...
And I don't appreciate it. Excuse me?
And I don't know what the fuck happened!
And I don't want to.
And I feel bad for the kid.
And I hope he can shoot me up with something.
And I just feel bad for her.
And I look at guys... Like, I look at a guy like Prince,
And I need to stop using that reference of Indiana Jones.
And I sure as fuck am not gonna call everybody back in two days
And I think I'm gonna take it.
And I turned out perfectly fine without his input, okay?
And I want you guys to know that we're here for you, okay?
And I won't be around to see it, and that makes me very sad.
And I would not know what the object was.
And I would totally "do sex" with you.
And I wouldn't even know that I was sitting.
And I'll shove them up your fucking iCunt.
And I'll take your iPad or your iPod or your iMac
And I'm freaking starving.
And I'm glad your husband died.
And I'm glad your husband died.
And I'm gonna string it around all three of your fucking necks
And I'm not limber enough to see.
And I'm not limber enough to see.
And I'm sorry about my dad. You're right.
And it relieves his guilt from all the abandonment issues.
And it's about release and sex and power.
And it's certainly not bad for a parent to help out a child.
And it's kind of freaked me out.
And it's our fault.
And it's radiating my balls. I'll give you that. That makes sense.
And Joseph said, "I didn't call you a bitch."
And just put enough in to just slowly weaken you.
And kick you both in the fucking jaw with my foot bone.
And kick you both in the fucking jaw with my foot bone.
And know that we never have to fight.
And live without resentment.
And look at my gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.
And my cholesterol level is 305.
And not throw it back in my face later?
And now it just kind of goes like a shower head.
And now just say, "Jason" Jason.
And now she's a 12.
And now she's getting aggressive with you.
And now that he's 70, he looks 69.
And now, we have these three beautiful children.
And only use the computer...
And Pete is gonna be so happy.
And she landed on her feet.
And she said that if she had to come back that she was going to...
And showing it all off with my Vidal Sassoon haircuts.
And sign a 15 year old hot girl so we can eat?
And tell him then, and he will love it.
And that if I didn't keep him on a leash,
And that is directly related to your penis vein.
And that's Alexandra, my daughter. She's a real perfectionist.
And that's scary. You shouldn't be allowed to watch that.
And that's the second mortgage.
And the fibroid has dissipated.
And the lettuce is so fresh and tasty
And the other thing is your dad's stuff,
And then drive around town, dragging you.
And then going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at 3:00 in the morning.
And then I actually transferred it to the T shirt.
And then I'll smoke that day.
And then I'm gonna come back and light you on fire.
And then Joseph says, "Yo, girl, we're just having some fun."
And then jump straight to him as he is now.
And then the whole family feels it. (STRUMS INSTRUMENT)
And then there are unsafe fruits? No, no.
And then we shake it.
And then we're going to have a party, and it's just for me?
And then you missed the mortgage payment.
And then you move on. Then you are a widower.
And then, for some reason,
And then, Pete's record not selling well.
And then, we can spend more time together, it'd be nice.
And there I was, going to be 90.
And they don't really know that they're offering too much.
And they lie, and then they gotta remember, and it gets all...
And they never appreciate anything.
And they're bad.
And this is what people buy.
And to Joseph and his mom. You made Joseph cry.
And we don't spend much time together and I'd like to work on that.
And we have to go to the therapist, every week.
And we need to work on our anger.
And we're on the verge of losing our fucking house!
And we're ready to start this new phase of our lives with open hearts.
And we're starting with this meal that I prepared.
And what did you write?
And why the fuck would you believe Desi?
And you don't trust in me or believe in me.
And you get so mad at me, I feel like you want to kill me.
And you guys are nuts, and I agree.
And you know that guy fucks.
And you know what? You're on the not hot list.
And you missed the rental on the office.
And you need that.
And you really need to pay attention to the numbers
And you should get to know your little sister.
And you were really sweet on your iChats.
And you're a ball of shit.
And you're going to eat better?
And you're not giving him money anymore, right?
And you're putting them into your mouth.
And, somehow, you turned me into Garfunkel.
And, you know, you're only here for five more years.
Another baby.
Another grandpa. Trampoline time.
Any kind of fruit?
Anything you guys need, that's why we're here.
Anything? Yeah, anything.
Anyway, somehow the Eastern medicine has worked,
Apparently, old **** are the only ones who still buy hard copy of records.
Are there hunchbacks today? Of course.
Are we okay?
Are you 40?
Are you a grinder? Do you grind your teeth?
Are you apologizing?
Are you comfortable with that around your husband?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you going through menopause?
Are you guys missing money?
Are you high right now?
Are you hitting on me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding right now?
Are you mad at me? Did I say something?
Are you mad that I'm pregnant?
Are you nervous about money?
Are you okay? (CHARLOTTE CRYING)
Are you pregnant? Since when are you pregnant?
Are you really about to hit up my dad for money?
Are you really doing this right now?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you still comfortable with yourself?
Are you still upset about Lost?
Aren't cookies the best? Yeah.
Aren't I allowed a little joy with these children I never wanted to have?
Art Garfunkel.
As he is now, very briefly, and then show him in 1977.
As in, "The Wizard of"?
As long as I finish my homework.
As many as I want.
As your business manager and your friend, I can't recommend that.
At 40.
At least she's getting some.
At least that pretty girl was here to divert our attention.
At least, I'm gonna go try to give an estimate.
Aw, fuck. I was right there!
Aw, I feel bad. I love them.
Aw!
Aww.
Barb doesn't give me a boner.
Basically, what we're going to do, is get rid of the Wi Fi
Be prepared to wake up one day with a rabbi.
Be right back. Okay.
Beats whatever Jack is running from on some fucking island.
Because at our house, we're wheat eaters.
Because Claire wanted a baby.
Because he doesn't drive me crazy.
Because I can finally relax now, you know?
Because I can't do it. I can't do it.
Because I feel like I'm gonna be a vegetarian.
Because I'm a little hunchy, but that's a different thing.
Because if I have two, then the other will fight with the other one.
Because it causes resentment. Remember?
Because it looks like you hate each other for weeks.
Because it's so much more than what you deserve.
Because she needs the extra time to just settle in.
Because she's got an ear infection again.
Because that puts a lot of pressure on you, and stress,
Because that's my lovely, sweet wife you're talking about.
Because they don't know what "downloading" means.
Because they don't like to download music.
Because we couldn't afford to fly in The Rumour.
Because we have $12,000 unaccounted for.
Because with all the technological advances,
Because you can't get hard without a Viagra?
Because you eat so much junk food, and you have high cholesterol,
Because you'd be so weak and sweet.
Because you're a fucking asshole. He probably killed himself.
Because you're a fucking asshole. He probably killed himself.
Because you're eight.
Because you're gonna pay for my door.
Because you're not taking a poop.
Because you're such a lying shit bag.
Because you're the fighter.
Because you're turning 40 and I'm turning 38.
Because your kid is an animal. He's a fucking animal.
Because, you know, I keep my phone in my front pocket,
Before today, nobody even knew he existed.
Before we tried to change everything.
Before, after. Before, after.
Being on time means being early.
Best birthday ever!
Bike lane, asshole!
Billie!
Blocking up my uterus. Uterus.
Bodies by Jason. Wow.
BOTH: Oh. A six and a half.
BOY: Murder me. Okay. Boom. Dead!
Bunch of people smoking in an office. It's stupid.
Business meeting?
Busting the balls of people who have no balls.
But Debbie told my son that he looked like Tom Petty,
But don't give me money, because I'm not worth it.
But don't you want to live long enough to see your kids grow up?
But everyone gives you a boner.
But everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.
But he'll be fine.
But I always do.
But I don't think it's gonna happen.
But I don't think there's anything wrong
But I like to think we're an important part of the spectrum.
But I think maybe that might mean he likes me.
But I think you're a very rare find.
But I wanted to sell it. It's such a good record.
But I will continue not to do that.
But I'm curious, what's he in for?
But I'm gonna start with you, Jill.
But I'm the bad guy.
But if you could do that for the next one, I'd be psyched.
But it used to start here.
But it's not technically prostitution, because I don't have to sleep with them.
But it's only because I'm scared to death
But not just physical. Spiritual. I'm sort of a guide.
But only three to five times a year.
But please, take care of yourself.
But someplace quiet, maybe.
But that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40.
But that's still way under what we were looking for.
But that's why he married you. That's why he loves you.
But the good news is, you know,
But the rules are just different in our house.
But then you started ripping into my dad like a crazy person.
But these people are from Iran
But what I'm saying is that you turned me into him.
But while killing you.
But you have to figure out what to do with the other four hours.
But you know what? You know what I realized?
But you know, two porns costs just about as much as a 24 hour block.
But you left it all out there.
But you would extend it over a series of months.
But you're such a dick sometimes.
But you're the only one in the room who's happy.
But your paper, it said '72. So I just need to know which it is.
But, specifically, who are you forgiving?
But...
By the hotel with me.
By the time I'm 40, these are gonna go National Geographic on me.
Bye, Graham. See you later, Graham.
Bye, Oliver. See you later. See you in another seven years.
Can I ask you something stupid? Uh huh.
Can I get you a drink, Dad?
Can I go show them my crystals before they leave?
Can I let Sadie show me the last episode of Lost?
Can we do that?
Can we just keep just a small shred of mystery
Can you become a vegetarian tomorrow? Uh uh.
Can you believe it? This is the craziest thing ever.
Can you do inventory so that we can do the sidewalk sale?
Can you go get a lunch box or something?
Can you go outside without me for a little bit?
Can you imagine?
Can you please not talk like that, Catherine?
Can you please put that down?
Can you please stop licking your fingers?
Can you? Yes.
Can't you love him, just as a hobby
Catherine, you're better than this.
CATHERINE: I'm quoting!
Catherine.
Charlotte just did her first flip on the trampoline
Charlotte, how many times do I have to tell you?
Charlotte, I'm doing my homework.
Charlotte, I'm going to kill you! (SHUSHING)
Charlotte, put that down.
Charlotte, where is my backpack?
CHARLOTTE: Hello?
CHARLOTTE: Yes, We are.
Charlotte! I've got a test!
Check it out. It's my dick and balls.
Chin.
Chocolate chip kooky.
Cholesterol is not clogging my penis vein.
Claire takes care of your brothers!
CLAIRE: It's wonderful. I'm so happy for you.
Clooney it? Yup.
Close the door.
Come here, honey. I gotta tell you something.
Come on, do you really want to be one of those ladies
Come on, Sadie.
Come on, we'll kill two of them.
Come on, you can't blame it on our doctor.
Come on.
Come on. Coming.
Come on. I gotta tell you something.
Come on. Line up!
Come on. You were liking it. Forget it. Forget it.
Comes the first Graham Parker & The Rumour record in 30 years.
Congratulations on Glee.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Cool tank top, man. Huh?
Cough again. Great school.
Could we do something like that? Are you okay?
Could you at least give me a referral?
Could you see it in your heart to lend me some money?
Dad, excuse me. I'm gonna go look for Pete right now.
Daddy and I are making some changes
Daddy, you never play with me.
Daddy! Daddy!
Deb, you can't smoke, you're pregnant. You've been doing so well.
Debbie, come on.
DEBBIE: I kind of just wanted to talk.
DEBBIE: I know. It's kind of weird.
DEBBIE: I miss them already. Should we go home?
DEBBIE: It's just not my kind of music.
DEBBIE: Look at the position of her skirt.
DEBBIE: No, I wasn't.
DEBBIE: Oh, my God. This is crazy.
DEBBIE: That's really bad, Sadie.
DEBBIE: This is the best birthday present.
DEBBIE: What else did they say?
DEBBIE: Why did you put that guy's teeth in your mouth?
DEBBIE: Yeah, really quick.
Debbie?
Debbie...
Definitely. Of course. Absolutely.
Descending colon.
Did I tell you that my son's going to Stanford?
Did I?
Did Jodi tell you she thinks Desi's stealing?
Did you drink before you came here?
Did you guys come together? Are you a couple?
Did you make a hot list? And not put Sadie on the hot list?
Did you say 8,000 or 80,000?
Did you say that?
Did you? Yeah.
Didn't you tell me you were born in 1976?
Do I look sexy?
Do it like adults do sometimes and...
Do The Three Stooges routine you were practicing.
Do what in the fort?
Do you ever wish we had a bigger family?
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if, say,
Do you guys still have all of your teeth?
Do you have a day that is better... A good day?
Do you have to breathe right on my neck?
Do you know how many germs are on your hands?
Do you know how she got her body? How?
Do you know that this song, Pixies did this song,
Do you know what I brought? What?
Do you know why we're missing money at the store?
Do you love it?
Do you mean that in a good way?
Do you mind taking the kids for a couple of hours?
Do you operate every single day? Most days.
Do you realize what that could do to her self esteem?
Do you see me standing here in front of you,
Do you think our wives are looking at us right now?
Do you think Sadie is this crazy because of us
Do you think Sadie is this crazy because of us
Do you think that I took it?
Do you think there's anything we can do to turn it around, or...
Do you think you want kids?
Do you think?
Do you wanna be late?
Do you want a piece of cake?
Do you want him to be?
Do you want to know a secret? I took a Viagra.
Do you want to make out with me?
Do you want to see pictures of the kids?
Do you want to try them on?
Do you? I do.
Does it make you sad when you fight?
Does Pete know that?
Don't beat me up if I get $300 for it.
Don't blink. Don't blink. (CHORTLING)
Don't do that. What am I doing?
Don't eat that cupcake.
Don't fart in the bed.
Don't play the Jew card, Larry.
Don't press "Enter." I'm not sure I want to make that move!
Don't put that kind of pressure on me.
Don't sass me.
Don't say that.
Don't sell yourself short like that.
Don't take anything less than $6,500 for that.
Don't think about Lost today.
Don't you miss it?
Don't you relate to it? No.
Don't you want to get a massage, or do something fun?
Don't you watch Dr. Oz?
Don’t jump on Daddy. Be careful, don’t jump on Daddy!
Drop something valuable, you shit!
Each time I don't see a hunchback,
Ear infections are common in little kids.
Earning so much more than any other employee we have.
Eh, the kids eat grass, this is fine.
Eighty thousand.
Every woman who works for us
Everybody that you are mentioning looks like an old woman now.
Everybody turned down Arcade Fire.
Everyone's going crazy. I don't care if I have no friends.
Everything looks good.
Everything that goes in is dicks?
Everything that goes into it is a dick.
Everything that the other person says
Exactly. Exactly.
Excuse me, dear, I gotta go to the restroom.
Fair enough.
Family helps family.
Fifteen times, max.
Fine. Fine.
First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.
Fly in The Rumour. Put it on my AmEx.
For less years and I'm incredibly happy, than longer and miserable?
For me or for them?
For me to super size it for once.
For the first time in over 30 years,
Forget it.
Forty's huge.
Frank Black record did all right.
French kissing a baby.
From somebody's heart.
Fruits. Yeah.
Fuck off, Jill. God, everybody fucking hates you.
Fuck you, Jill. You're a horrible fucking woman.
Fuck you, you Twilight pimply ass motherfuckers!
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Garfunkel. Really? Garfunkel?
Get a tire and then just take a stick and run down a street with it.
Getting ready to go for my ride.
Girls, you gotta celebrate because we won tonight. Let's go.
Give me a break.
Give me your iPhone, now.
Gluten's really bad for you.
Go around.
Go get the cookie.
Go get the cookie. I'm getting the cookie.
Go home and fucking suck his dick
Go suck a big fucking dick, Jill.
God damn it, why am I crying like this?
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it.
God, I'd kill myself, Jill.
God!
God!
God.
Going to the bathroom.
Good job!
Good luck with the pregnancy, Debbie.
Good luck with your gout.
Good luck working that out.
Good to see you.
Good, man.
Good?
Good. See, you're getting tight here. Yeah.
Got a bit of a problem, though. A touch of gout.
Got it?
Gout?
Grab these napkins. Let's buff. Okay.
Graham Parker & The Rumour had two albums
Graham Parker & The Rumour.
Graham Parker.
Graham, how are you doing, man?
Graham, I don't have small nuts, all right?
GRAHAM: Yeah, yeah.
Graham! Hey, what's up?
Grandma Molly.
Great fucking show, man. Good to see you.
Great!
Great. Great.
Great. I'm gonna have some freaky ass nightmares.
Ground me forever, I don't care. I don't care about anything.
Grow up, Green Day!
Half naked?
Half of...
Hang in there.
Happy birthday, and go fuck yourself.
Happy birthday, Pete.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. I just learned that you're 40.
Happy? How's it looking?
Have a good one.
Have you ever built a fort, Wendy?
Have you ever hear Paul Simon sing Bridge Over Troubled Water
Have you ever thought about killing me?
Have you seen my starfish?
He and my mom had a baby, and that was me.
He didn't say that. He said it to me.
He doesn't seem happy.
He is in between labels.
He just touched my nipple. Why would you do that to me?
He looks exactly like Tom Petty.
He only had lovely things to say about you.
He said that my son was an animal
He worries about you, you know.
He'll love you forever.
He's 13 years old, for God's sake.
He's coming, he's coming. Oreo Man is coming.
He's doing sad, lonely eyes to get the next lady.
He's got a great voice, but what about Simon? He wrote the songs.
He's got an amazing voice! He could put a harmony to anything!
He's handsome. He's 13? Mm hmm.
He's just watching the show.
He's making a "hot or not" list.
He's not with Sony anymore. He went out on his own.
He's regenerating.
He's ruining our daughter. Yeah.
He's smarter and probably a little cuter.
He's the better one!
Heavy stuff. Yeah.
Hello, Joseph.
Hello, Sayid.
Hello? There are children around.
Hello. Hello, Debbie.
Hello. Hi.
Hello. Hi. Hi.
Help. Help.
Here we go.
Here's the deal, I want you to meet me tomorrow morning at 8:00.
Hey, boychik!
Hey, Desi, would you mind wearing
Hey, Desi.
Hey, did your father call to wish you a happy birthday?
Hey, Graham.
Hey, guys, how are you?
Hey, guys, some of us need to leave.
Hey, guys.
Hey, how are you? How are you, man?
Hey, how funny would it be if I bought your house?
Hey, how's it going, Jason?
Hey, I have an apartment.
Hey, I'm Sadie's mom.
Hey, Jack.
Hey, Mom, we were wondering if we can use the computer to iChat?
Hey, Pete! Great party!
Hey, Peter.
Hey, see you when the Cubs win the pennant.
Hey, we just heard. You're having a baby?
Hey!
Hey! Bike lane, asshole!
Hey! Did you miss me, Travis?
Hey! Hey, you.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! How's the record company going, Pete?
Hey! Look how big the kids are!
Hey! Sadie, enough, all right?
Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Oh, hi, Pete.
Hey. What are you doing?
Hi, Charlotte.
Hi, Debbie.
Hi, Debbie.
Hi, I'm looking for my dad. I mean, an older man.
Hi, Joseph.
Hi, Larry. Hi, Sadie.
Hi, Wendy. Yeah, I know.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Any day now, huh?
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hiya.
Hi. I saw you there.
Hi. It's your brother!
Hi. You don't look like my brother.
Hmm.
How am I gonna relay
How are we gonna go on the computer?
How are you? Good.
How are you? I'm so happy about the science fair.
How come I don't smell anything?
How did that happen?
How did you find out?
How do I call eBay?
How do I get out of this?
How do I get you all to just help me down off the cross?
How do we break you out of here?
How do you like what I've been doing to your girl?
How does he do it?
How does that feel?
How is that even possible?
How many are there? 114.
How many of those are you gonna eat?
How much are we supposed to eat?
How much did I make?
How much have we lent him?
How much? $12,000.
How wonderful to see you.
How would you do it?
How would you do it? Wood chipper.
How you doing? How are you, bubeleh?
How you get out of all that stuff? Do you have a wife?
How you have financial issues.
How you like Debbie's "after" body?
How'd you know?
How's business? It's not good.
How's Jodi treating you?
How's Sadie doing?
How's that feel?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
I already paid for the catering. I've put down deposits.
I am a "Good Time Sally." I dance hip hop.
I am a fun girl. I am fun loving.
I am living proof.
I am not a ball buster. You make me one.
I am thrilled.
I ate my dick!
I ate six muffins downstairs a while ago
I bet George Clooney is really lonely.
I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me.
I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week.
I can just leave on my own volition. It's not a mental institution.
I can see it on your face.
I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting high, jerking off,
I can't lend you any more money.
I can't sell a reunion concert without the band, it's ridiculous.
I can't tell them apart.
I cannot believe I have wasted my whole life
I come to...
I control the radio on my birthday.
I could get stung by a hornet down there, and I would not feel it.
I could make you an 11. Really?
I could sit down hard on a fire hydrant,
I did and I don't now.
I didn't mean to look.
I didn't open my fucking door on you. I opened my door!
I didn't realize it was intentional.
I didn't say anything because I didn't want you to be embarrassed.
I didn't touch your... You touched my upper breast.
I didn't want one if I could choose.
I didn't. I didn't. I got right below your shoulder.
I didn't. I would never. To a child?
I do know. Hardly. That sort of music depresses people.
I do not want to investigate your anus.
I do want to kill you.
I do, but right now, look who I'm talking to.
I do. (SWITCHES RADIO TO 80s POP)
I don't believe you, but you're sweet for saying that.
I don't care about the show right now. Jin, Sun...
I don't cry over it. I appreciate it. Right.
I don't do anything bad.
I don't do things I'm not supposed to.
I don't do things I'm not supposed to.
I don't even know him.
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know you.
I don't even like it. I'm not gonna hang it up.
I don't feel like that.
I don't feel trapped.
I don't have a number. You just keep giving like you're giving.
I don't have time for this shit.
I don't illegally download music.
I don't know how much it's worth now.
I don't know how to sell this. I'm not an art dealer.
I don't know what the fuck he's thinking right now.
I don't know what you're talking about.

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