A couple numbers have trickled in. from This Is 40
A dick. from This Is 40
A little gyno joke. from This Is 40
A little less Jew y. from This Is 40
A lot like you. from This Is 40
A lot of people are RSVP ing to your birthday party. from This Is 40
A medical marijuana cookie. Ben gave it to me last Christmas. from This Is 40
A very safe and reputable farmacia. from This Is 40
A wood chipper? Yeah. from This Is 40
A wood chipper. from This Is 40
About half of your last record. from This Is 40
Absolutely. from This Is 40
Absolutely. It's gotta be peaceful. from This Is 40
ACCOUNTANT: (ON PHONE) And then you missed the mortgage payment, from This Is 40
Actually, none of us are. from This Is 40
Actually, we had lunch together last week. Uh huh. from This Is 40
Again. Jason. from This Is 40
Ah! from This Is 40
Ah. So, you were expecting it to sell? from This Is 40
All of a sudden, we're like a magnet for negativity. from This Is 40
All of it is reenactments. from This Is 40
All of that. That's plenty. That's a lot. from This Is 40
All right, Dad. from This Is 40
All right, fine. I'm an asshole. from This Is 40
All right, five minutes, but then I'm pulling you out. from This Is 40
All right, great. Thank you. from This Is 40
All right, I'm off. from This Is 40
All right, some kid named Joseph... from This Is 40
All right, then. from This Is 40
All right, you know what? Don't be disrespectful. from This Is 40
All right, you know what? Fine. from This Is 40
All right, you know what? I'll be honest with you. from This Is 40
All right? We're going to pee in the pool. from This Is 40
All right. Don't get snippy. from This Is 40
All right. Give him a kiss for me. from This Is 40
All right. I'll see you at my party. from This Is 40
All right. See you, Pete. from This Is 40
All right. See you. from This Is 40
All right. See you. from This Is 40
All right. So long, guys. Later. from This Is 40
All right. You coming? from This Is 40
All the other little kids, "Where's your mommy?" from This Is 40
All the pressure is on the guy. from This Is 40
All the time. It's a blast. Don't worry about it. from This Is 40
All those people. from This Is 40
All you do is fight, or you don't fight, which is even worse from This Is 40
ALL: No. from This Is 40
ALL: Yeah! from This Is 40
Although after 50, that's all gonna change. from This Is 40
Am I doing what? I didn't start the toast. from This Is 40
An important record. from This Is 40
And a cord of rope. from This Is 40
And a couple of bunions as well. from This Is 40
And a quiet Cancer almost always has a huge penis. from This Is 40
And a straight man's moustache? from This Is 40
And another thing we've decided from This Is 40
And before that? from This Is 40
And corner me, and try and trick me into lying. from This Is 40
And Debbie won't know that I'm giving you anything. from This Is 40
And Desi's taking it? from This Is 40
And do what? from This Is 40
And does that from This Is 40
And he is a grown man, and he's not our responsibility. from This Is 40
And her body looks like her body. from This Is 40
And I am the happiest I have ever been. from This Is 40
And I apologize, you'll let it go? from This Is 40
And I balance what you lack and you make up for what I lack. from This Is 40
And I brought it up. from This Is 40
And I could take care of you... from This Is 40
And I don't appreciate it. Excuse me? from This Is 40
And I don't know what the fuck happened! from This Is 40
And I don't want to. from This Is 40
And I feel bad for the kid. from This Is 40
And I hope he can shoot me up with something. from This Is 40
And I just feel bad for her. from This Is 40
And I look at guys... Like, I look at a guy like Prince, from This Is 40
And I need to stop using that reference of Indiana Jones. from This Is 40
And I sure as fuck am not gonna call everybody back in two days from This Is 40
And I think I'm gonna take it. from This Is 40
And I turned out perfectly fine without his input, okay? from This Is 40
And I want you guys to know that we're here for you, okay? from This Is 40
And I won't be around to see it, and that makes me very sad. from This Is 40
And I would not know what the object was. from This Is 40
And I would totally "do sex" with you. from This Is 40
And I wouldn't even know that I was sitting. from This Is 40
And I'll shove them up your fucking iCunt. from This Is 40
And I'll take your iPad or your iPod or your iMac from This Is 40
And I'm freaking starving. from This Is 40
And I'm glad your husband died. from This Is 40
And I'm glad your husband died. from This Is 40
And I'm gonna string it around all three of your fucking necks from This Is 40
And I'm not limber enough to see. from This Is 40
And I'm not limber enough to see. from This Is 40
And I'm sorry about my dad. You're right. from This Is 40
And it relieves his guilt from all the abandonment issues. from This Is 40
And it's about release and sex and power. from This Is 40
And it's certainly not bad for a parent to help out a child. from This Is 40
And it's kind of freaked me out. from This Is 40
And it's our fault. from This Is 40
And it's radiating my balls. I'll give you that. That makes sense. from This Is 40
And Joseph said, "I didn't call you a bitch." from This Is 40
And just put enough in to just slowly weaken you. from This Is 40
And kick you both in the fucking jaw with my foot bone. from This Is 40
And kick you both in the fucking jaw with my foot bone. from This Is 40
And know that we never have to fight. from This Is 40
And live without resentment. from This Is 40
And look at my gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. from This Is 40
And my cholesterol level is 305. from This Is 40
And not throw it back in my face later? from This Is 40
And now it just kind of goes like a shower head. from This Is 40
And now just say, "Jason" Jason. from This Is 40
And now she's a 12. from This Is 40
And now she's getting aggressive with you. from This Is 40
And now that he's 70, he looks 69. from This Is 40
And now, we have these three beautiful children. from This Is 40
And only use the computer... from This Is 40
And Pete is gonna be so happy. from This Is 40
And she landed on her feet. from This Is 40
And she said that if she had to come back that she was going to... from This Is 40
And showing it all off with my Vidal Sassoon haircuts. from This Is 40
And sign a 15 year old hot girl so we can eat? from This Is 40
And tell him then, and he will love it. from This Is 40
And that if I didn't keep him on a leash, from This Is 40
And that is directly related to your penis vein. from This Is 40
And that's Alexandra, my daughter. She's a real perfectionist. from This Is 40
And that's scary. You shouldn't be allowed to watch that. from This Is 40
And that's the second mortgage. from This Is 40
And the fibroid has dissipated. from This Is 40
And the lettuce is so fresh and tasty from This Is 40
And the other thing is your dad's stuff, from This Is 40
And then drive around town, dragging you. from This Is 40
And then going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at 3:00 in the morning. from This Is 40
And then I actually transferred it to the T shirt. from This Is 40
And then I'll smoke that day. from This Is 40
And then I'm gonna come back and light you on fire. from This Is 40
And then Joseph says, "Yo, girl, we're just having some fun." from This Is 40
And then jump straight to him as he is now. from This Is 40
And then the whole family feels it. (STRUMS INSTRUMENT) from This Is 40
And then there are unsafe fruits? No, no. from This Is 40
And then we shake it. from This Is 40
And then we're going to have a party, and it's just for me? from This Is 40
And then you missed the mortgage payment. from This Is 40
And then you move on. Then you are a widower. from This Is 40
And then, for some reason, from This Is 40
And then, Pete's record not selling well. from This Is 40
And then, we can spend more time together, it'd be nice. from This Is 40
And there I was, going to be 90. from This Is 40
And they don't really know that they're offering too much. from This Is 40
And they lie, and then they gotta remember, and it gets all... from This Is 40
And they never appreciate anything. from This Is 40
And they're bad. from This Is 40
And this is what people buy. from This Is 40
And to Joseph and his mom. You made Joseph cry. from This Is 40
And we don't spend much time together and I'd like to work on that. from This Is 40
And we have to go to the therapist, every week. from This Is 40
And we need to work on our anger. from This Is 40
And we're on the verge of losing our fucking house! from This Is 40
And we're ready to start this new phase of our lives with open hearts. from This Is 40
And we're starting with this meal that I prepared. from This Is 40
And what did you write? from This Is 40
And why the fuck would you believe Desi? from This Is 40
And you don't trust in me or believe in me. from This Is 40
And you get so mad at me, I feel like you want to kill me. from This Is 40
And you guys are nuts, and I agree. from This Is 40
And you know that guy fucks. from This Is 40
And you know what? You're on the not hot list. from This Is 40
And you missed the rental on the office. from This Is 40
And you need that. from This Is 40
And you really need to pay attention to the numbers from This Is 40
And you should get to know your little sister. from This Is 40
And you were really sweet on your iChats. from This Is 40
And you're a ball of shit. from This Is 40
And you're going to eat better? from This Is 40
And you're not giving him money anymore, right? from This Is 40
And you're putting them into your mouth. from This Is 40
And, somehow, you turned me into Garfunkel. from This Is 40
And, you know, you're only here for five more years. from This Is 40
Another baby. from This Is 40
Another grandpa. Trampoline time. from This Is 40
Any kind of fruit? from This Is 40
Anything you guys need, that's why we're here. from This Is 40
Anything? Yeah, anything. from This Is 40
Anyway, somehow the Eastern medicine has worked, from This Is 40
Apparently, old **** are the only ones who still buy hard copy of records. from This Is 40
Are there hunchbacks today? Of course. from This Is 40
Are we okay? from This Is 40
Are you 40? from This Is 40
Are you a grinder? Do you grind your teeth? from This Is 40
Are you apologizing? from This Is 40
Are you comfortable with that around your husband? from This Is 40
Are you fucking kidding me? from This Is 40
Are you fucking kidding me? from This Is 40
Are you going through menopause? from This Is 40
Are you guys missing money? from This Is 40
Are you high right now? from This Is 40
Are you hitting on me? from This Is 40
Are you kidding me? from This Is 40
Are you kidding right now? from This Is 40
Are you mad at me? Did I say something? from This Is 40
Are you mad that I'm pregnant? from This Is 40
Are you nervous about money? from This Is 40
Are you okay? (CHARLOTTE CRYING) from This Is 40
Are you pregnant? Since when are you pregnant? from This Is 40
Are you really about to hit up my dad for money? from This Is 40
Are you really doing this right now? from This Is 40
Are you serious? from This Is 40
Are you serious? from This Is 40
Are you still comfortable with yourself? from This Is 40
Are you still upset about Lost? from This Is 40
Aren't cookies the best? Yeah. from This Is 40
Aren't I allowed a little joy with these children I never wanted to have? from This Is 40
Art Garfunkel. from This Is 40
As he is now, very briefly, and then show him in 1977. from This Is 40
As in, "The Wizard of"? from This Is 40
As long as I finish my homework. from This Is 40
As many as I want. from This Is 40
As your business manager and your friend, I can't recommend that. from This Is 40
At 40. from This Is 40
At least she's getting some. from This Is 40
At least that pretty girl was here to divert our attention. from This Is 40
At least, I'm gonna go try to give an estimate. from This Is 40
Aw, fuck. I was right there! from This Is 40
Aw, I feel bad. I love them. from This Is 40
Aw! from This Is 40
Aww. from This Is 40
Barb doesn't give me a boner. from This Is 40
Basically, what we're going to do, is get rid of the Wi Fi from This Is 40
Be prepared to wake up one day with a rabbi. from This Is 40
Be right back. Okay. from This Is 40
Beats whatever Jack is running from on some fucking island. from This Is 40
Because at our house, we're wheat eaters. from This Is 40
Because Claire wanted a baby. from This Is 40
Because he doesn't drive me crazy. from This Is 40
Because I can finally relax now, you know? from This Is 40
Because I can't do it. I can't do it. from This Is 40
Because I feel like I'm gonna be a vegetarian. from This Is 40
Because I'm a little hunchy, but that's a different thing. from This Is 40
Because if I have two, then the other will fight with the other one. from This Is 40
Because it causes resentment. Remember? from This Is 40
Because it looks like you hate each other for weeks. from This Is 40
Because it's so much more than what you deserve. from This Is 40
Because she needs the extra time to just settle in. from This Is 40
Because she's got an ear infection again. from This Is 40
Because that puts a lot of pressure on you, and stress, from This Is 40
Because that's my lovely, sweet wife you're talking about. from This Is 40
Because they don't know what "downloading" means. from This Is 40
Because they don't like to download music. from This Is 40
Because we couldn't afford to fly in The Rumour. from This Is 40
Because we have $12,000 unaccounted for. from This Is 40
Because with all the technological advances, from This Is 40
Because you can't get hard without a Viagra? from This Is 40
Because you eat so much junk food, and you have high cholesterol, from This Is 40
Because you'd be so weak and sweet. from This Is 40
Because you're a fucking asshole. He probably killed himself. from This Is 40
Because you're a fucking asshole. He probably killed himself. from This Is 40
Because you're eight. from This Is 40
Because you're gonna pay for my door. from This Is 40
Because you're not taking a poop. from This Is 40
Because you're such a lying shit bag. from This Is 40
Because you're the fighter. from This Is 40
Because you're turning 40 and I'm turning 38. from This Is 40
Because your kid is an animal. He's a fucking animal. from This Is 40
Because, you know, I keep my phone in my front pocket, from This Is 40
Before today, nobody even knew he existed. from This Is 40
Before we tried to change everything. from This Is 40
Before, after. Before, after. from This Is 40
Being on time means being early. from This Is 40
Best birthday ever! from This Is 40
Bike lane, asshole! from This Is 40
Billie! from This Is 40
Blocking up my uterus. Uterus. from This Is 40
Bodies by Jason. Wow. from This Is 40
BOTH: Oh. A six and a half. from This Is 40
BOY: Murder me. Okay. Boom. Dead! from This Is 40
Bunch of people smoking in an office. It's stupid. from This Is 40
Business meeting? from This Is 40
Busting the balls of people who have no balls. from This Is 40
But Debbie told my son that he looked like Tom Petty, from This Is 40
But don't give me money, because I'm not worth it. from This Is 40
But don't you want to live long enough to see your kids grow up? from This Is 40
But everyone gives you a boner. from This Is 40
But everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. from This Is 40
But he'll be fine. from This Is 40
But I always do. from This Is 40
But I don't think it's gonna happen. from This Is 40
But I don't think there's anything wrong from This Is 40
But I like to think we're an important part of the spectrum. from This Is 40
But I think maybe that might mean he likes me. from This Is 40
But I think you're a very rare find. from This Is 40
But I wanted to sell it. It's such a good record. from This Is 40
But I will continue not to do that. from This Is 40
But I'm curious, what's he in for? from This Is 40
But I'm gonna start with you, Jill. from This Is 40
But I'm the bad guy. from This Is 40
But if you could do that for the next one, I'd be psyched. from This Is 40
But it used to start here. from This Is 40
But it's not technically prostitution, because I don't have to sleep with them. from This Is 40
But it's only because I'm scared to death from This Is 40
But not just physical. Spiritual. I'm sort of a guide. from This Is 40
But only three to five times a year. from This Is 40
But please, take care of yourself. from This Is 40
But someplace quiet, maybe. from This Is 40
But that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40. from This Is 40
But that's still way under what we were looking for. from This Is 40
But that's why he married you. That's why he loves you. from This Is 40
But the good news is, you know, from This Is 40
But the rules are just different in our house. from This Is 40
But then you started ripping into my dad like a crazy person. from This Is 40
But these people are from Iran from This Is 40
But what I'm saying is that you turned me into him. from This Is 40
But while killing you. from This Is 40
But you have to figure out what to do with the other four hours. from This Is 40
But you know what? You know what I realized? from This Is 40
But you know, two porns costs just about as much as a 24 hour block. from This Is 40
But you left it all out there. from This Is 40
But you would extend it over a series of months. from This Is 40
But you're such a dick sometimes. from This Is 40
But you're the only one in the room who's happy. from This Is 40
But your paper, it said '72. So I just need to know which it is. from This Is 40
But, specifically, who are you forgiving? from This Is 40
But... from This Is 40
By the hotel with me. from This Is 40
By the time I'm 40, these are gonna go National Geographic on me. from This Is 40
Bye, Graham. See you later, Graham. from This Is 40
Bye, Oliver. See you later. See you in another seven years. from This Is 40
Can I ask you something stupid? Uh huh. from This Is 40
Can I get you a drink, Dad? from This Is 40
Can I go show them my crystals before they leave? from This Is 40
Can I let Sadie show me the last episode of Lost? from This Is 40
Can we do that? from This Is 40
Can we just keep just a small shred of mystery from This Is 40
Can you become a vegetarian tomorrow? Uh uh. from This Is 40
Can you believe it? This is the craziest thing ever. from This Is 40
Can you do inventory so that we can do the sidewalk sale? from This Is 40
Can you go get a lunch box or something? from This Is 40
Can you go outside without me for a little bit? from This Is 40
Can you imagine? from This Is 40
Can you please not talk like that, Catherine? from This Is 40
Can you please put that down? from This Is 40
Can you please stop licking your fingers? from This Is 40
Can you? Yes. from This Is 40
Can't you love him, just as a hobby from This Is 40
Catherine, you're better than this. from This Is 40
CATHERINE: I'm quoting! from This Is 40
Catherine. from This Is 40
Charlotte just did her first flip on the trampoline from This Is 40
Charlotte, how many times do I have to tell you? from This Is 40
Charlotte, I'm doing my homework. from This Is 40
Charlotte, I'm going to kill you! (SHUSHING) from This Is 40
Charlotte, put that down. from This Is 40
Charlotte, where is my backpack? from This Is 40
CHARLOTTE: Hello? from This Is 40
CHARLOTTE: Yes, We are. from This Is 40
Charlotte! I've got a test! from This Is 40
Check it out. It's my dick and balls. from This Is 40
Chin. from This Is 40
Chocolate chip kooky. from This Is 40
Cholesterol is not clogging my penis vein. from This Is 40
Claire takes care of your brothers! from This Is 40
CLAIRE: It's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. from This Is 40
Clooney it? Yup. from This Is 40
Close the door. from This Is 40
Come here, honey. I gotta tell you something. from This Is 40
Come on, do you really want to be one of those ladies from This Is 40
Come on, Sadie. from This Is 40
Come on, we'll kill two of them. from This Is 40
Come on, you can't blame it on our doctor. from This Is 40
Come on. from This Is 40
Come on. Coming. from This Is 40
Come on. I gotta tell you something. from This Is 40
Come on. Line up! from This Is 40
Come on. You were liking it. Forget it. Forget it. from This Is 40
Comes the first Graham Parker & The Rumour record in 30 years. from This Is 40
Congratulations on Glee. from This Is 40
Congratulations. from This Is 40
Congratulations. from This Is 40
Cool tank top, man. Huh? from This Is 40
Cough again. Great school. from This Is 40
Could we do something like that? Are you okay? from This Is 40
Could you at least give me a referral? from This Is 40
Could you see it in your heart to lend me some money? from This Is 40
Dad, excuse me. I'm gonna go look for Pete right now. from This Is 40
Daddy and I are making some changes from This Is 40
Daddy, you never play with me. from This Is 40
Daddy! Daddy! from This Is 40
Deb, you can't smoke, you're pregnant. You've been doing so well. from This Is 40
Debbie, come on. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: I kind of just wanted to talk. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: I know. It's kind of weird. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: I miss them already. Should we go home? from This Is 40
DEBBIE: It's just not my kind of music. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: Look at the position of her skirt. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: No, I wasn't. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: Oh, my God. This is crazy. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: That's really bad, Sadie. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: This is the best birthday present. from This Is 40
DEBBIE: What else did they say? from This Is 40
DEBBIE: Why did you put that guy's teeth in your mouth? from This Is 40
DEBBIE: Yeah, really quick. from This Is 40
Debbie? from This Is 40
Debbie... from This Is 40
Definitely. Of course. Absolutely. from This Is 40
Descending colon. from This Is 40
Did I tell you that my son's going to Stanford? from This Is 40
Did I? from This Is 40
Did Jodi tell you she thinks Desi's stealing? from This Is 40
Did you drink before you came here? from This Is 40
Did you guys come together? Are you a couple? from This Is 40
Did you make a hot list? And not put Sadie on the hot list? from This Is 40
Did you say 8,000 or 80,000? from This Is 40
Did you say that? from This Is 40
Did you? Yeah. from This Is 40
Didn't you tell me you were born in 1976? from This Is 40
Do I look sexy? from This Is 40
Do it like adults do sometimes and... from This Is 40
Do The Three Stooges routine you were practicing. from This Is 40
Do what in the fort? from This Is 40
Do you ever wish we had a bigger family? from This Is 40
Do you ever wonder what it would be like if, say, from This Is 40
Do you guys still have all of your teeth? from This Is 40
Do you have a day that is better... A good day? from This Is 40
Do you have to breathe right on my neck? from This Is 40
Do you know how many germs are on your hands? from This Is 40
Do you know how she got her body? How? from This Is 40
Do you know that this song, Pixies did this song, from This Is 40
Do you know what I brought? What? from This Is 40
Do you know why we're missing money at the store? from This Is 40
Do you love it? from This Is 40
Do you mean that in a good way? from This Is 40
Do you mind taking the kids for a couple of hours? from This Is 40
Do you operate every single day? Most days. from This Is 40
Do you realize what that could do to her self esteem? from This Is 40
Do you see me standing here in front of you, from This Is 40
Do you think our wives are looking at us right now? from This Is 40
Do you think Sadie is this crazy because of us from This Is 40
Do you think Sadie is this crazy because of us from This Is 40
Do you think that I took it? from This Is 40
Do you think there's anything we can do to turn it around, or... from This Is 40
Do you think you want kids? from This Is 40
Do you think? from This Is 40
Do you wanna be late? from This Is 40
Do you want a piece of cake? from This Is 40
Do you want him to be? from This Is 40
Do you want to know a secret? I took a Viagra. from This Is 40
Do you want to make out with me? from This Is 40
Do you want to see pictures of the kids? from This Is 40
Do you want to try them on? from This Is 40
Do you? I do. from This Is 40
Does it make you sad when you fight? from This Is 40
Does Pete know that? from This Is 40
Don't beat me up if I get $300 for it. from This Is 40
Don't blink. Don't blink. (CHORTLING) from This Is 40
Don't do that. What am I doing? from This Is 40
Don't eat that cupcake. from This Is 40
Don't fart in the bed. from This Is 40
Don't play the Jew card, Larry. from This Is 40
Don't press "Enter." I'm not sure I want to make that move! from This Is 40
Don't put that kind of pressure on me. from This Is 40
Don't sass me. from This Is 40
Don't say that. from This Is 40
Don't sell yourself short like that. from This Is 40
Don't take anything less than $6,500 for that. from This Is 40
Don't think about Lost today. from This Is 40
Don't you miss it? from This Is 40
Don't you relate to it? No. from This Is 40
Don't you want to get a massage, or do something fun? from This Is 40
Don't you watch Dr. Oz? from This Is 40
Don’t jump on Daddy. Be careful, don’t jump on Daddy! from This Is 40
Drop something valuable, you shit! from This Is 40
Each time I don't see a hunchback, from This Is 40
Ear infections are common in little kids. from This Is 40
Earning so much more than any other employee we have. from This Is 40
Eh, the kids eat grass, this is fine. from This Is 40
Eighty thousand. from This Is 40
Every woman who works for us from This Is 40
Everybody that you are mentioning looks like an old woman now. from This Is 40
Everybody turned down Arcade Fire. from This Is 40
Everyone's going crazy. I don't care if I have no friends. from This Is 40
Everything looks good. from This Is 40
Everything that goes in is dicks? from This Is 40
Everything that goes into it is a dick. from This Is 40
Everything that the other person says from This Is 40
Exactly. Exactly. from This Is 40
Excuse me, dear, I gotta go to the restroom. from This Is 40
Fair enough. from This Is 40
Family helps family. from This Is 40
Fifteen times, max. from This Is 40
Fine. Fine. from This Is 40
First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men. from This Is 40
Fly in The Rumour. Put it on my AmEx. from This Is 40
For less years and I'm incredibly happy, than longer and miserable? from This Is 40
For me or for them? from This Is 40
For me to super size it for once. from This Is 40
For the first time in over 30 years, from This Is 40
Forget it. from This Is 40
Forty's huge. from This Is 40
Frank Black record did all right. from This Is 40
French kissing a baby. from This Is 40
From somebody's heart. from This Is 40
Fruits. Yeah. from This Is 40
Fuck off, Jill. God, everybody fucking hates you. from This Is 40
Fuck you, Jill. You're a horrible fucking woman. from This Is 40
Fuck you, you Twilight pimply ass motherfuckers! from This Is 40
Fuck you! from This Is 40
Fuck you. from This Is 40
Fuck. from This Is 40
Fuck. from This Is 40
Garfunkel. Really? Garfunkel? from This Is 40
Get a tire and then just take a stick and run down a street with it. from This Is 40
Getting ready to go for my ride. from This Is 40
Girls, you gotta celebrate because we won tonight. Let's go. from This Is 40
Give me a break. from This Is 40
Give me your iPhone, now. from This Is 40
Gluten's really bad for you. from This Is 40
Go around. from This Is 40
Go get the cookie. from This Is 40
Go get the cookie. I'm getting the cookie. from This Is 40
Go home and fucking suck his dick from This Is 40
Go suck a big fucking dick, Jill. from This Is 40
God damn it, why am I crying like this? from This Is 40
God damn it! from This Is 40
God damn it! from This Is 40
God damn it! from This Is 40
God damn it. from This Is 40
God, I'd kill myself, Jill. from This Is 40
God! from This Is 40
God! from This Is 40
God. from This Is 40
Going to the bathroom. from This Is 40
Good job! from This Is 40
Good luck with the pregnancy, Debbie. from This Is 40
Good luck with your gout. from This Is 40
Good luck working that out. from This Is 40
Good to see you. from This Is 40
Good, man. from This Is 40
Good? from This Is 40
Good. See, you're getting tight here. Yeah. from This Is 40
Got a bit of a problem, though. A touch of gout. from This Is 40
Got it? from This Is 40
Gout? from This Is 40
Grab these napkins. Let's buff. Okay. from This Is 40
Graham Parker & The Rumour had two albums from This Is 40
Graham Parker & The Rumour. from This Is 40
Graham Parker. from This Is 40
Graham, how are you doing, man? from This Is 40
Graham, I don't have small nuts, all right? from This Is 40
GRAHAM: Yeah, yeah. from This Is 40
Graham! Hey, what's up? from This Is 40
Grandma Molly. from This Is 40
Great fucking show, man. Good to see you. from This Is 40
Great! from This Is 40
Great. Great. from This Is 40
Great. I'm gonna have some freaky ass nightmares. from This Is 40
Ground me forever, I don't care. I don't care about anything. from This Is 40
Grow up, Green Day! from This Is 40
Half naked? from This Is 40
Half of... from This Is 40
Hang in there. from This Is 40
Happy birthday, and go fuck yourself. from This Is 40
Happy birthday, Pete. from This Is 40
Happy birthday. from This Is 40
Happy birthday. I just learned that you're 40. from This Is 40
Happy? How's it looking? from This Is 40
Have a good one. from This Is 40
Have you ever built a fort, Wendy? from This Is 40
Have you ever hear Paul Simon sing Bridge Over Troubled Water from This Is 40
Have you ever thought about killing me? from This Is 40
Have you seen my starfish? from This Is 40
He and my mom had a baby, and that was me. from This Is 40
He didn't say that. He said it to me. from This Is 40
He doesn't seem happy. from This Is 40
He is in between labels. from This Is 40
He just touched my nipple. Why would you do that to me? from This Is 40
He looks exactly like Tom Petty. from This Is 40
He only had lovely things to say about you. from This Is 40
He said that my son was an animal from This Is 40
He worries about you, you know. from This Is 40
He'll love you forever. from This Is 40
He's 13 years old, for God's sake. from This Is 40
He's coming, he's coming. Oreo Man is coming. from This Is 40
He's doing sad, lonely eyes to get the next lady. from This Is 40
He's got a great voice, but what about Simon? He wrote the songs. from This Is 40
He's got an amazing voice! He could put a harmony to anything! from This Is 40
He's handsome. He's 13? Mm hmm. from This Is 40
He's just watching the show. from This Is 40
He's making a "hot or not" list. from This Is 40
He's not with Sony anymore. He went out on his own. from This Is 40
He's regenerating. from This Is 40
He's ruining our daughter. Yeah. from This Is 40
He's smarter and probably a little cuter. from This Is 40
He's the better one! from This Is 40
Heavy stuff. Yeah. from This Is 40
Hello, Joseph. from This Is 40
Hello, Sayid. from This Is 40
Hello? There are children around. from This Is 40
Hello. Hello, Debbie. from This Is 40
Hello. Hi. from This Is 40
Hello. Hi. Hi. from This Is 40
Help. Help. from This Is 40
Here we go. from This Is 40
Here's the deal, I want you to meet me tomorrow morning at 8:00. from This Is 40
Hey, boychik! from This Is 40
Hey, Desi, would you mind wearing from This Is 40
Hey, Desi. from This Is 40
Hey, did your father call to wish you a happy birthday? from This Is 40
Hey, Graham. from This Is 40
Hey, guys, how are you? from This Is 40
Hey, guys, some of us need to leave. from This Is 40
Hey, guys. from This Is 40
Hey, how are you? How are you, man? from This Is 40
Hey, how funny would it be if I bought your house? from This Is 40
Hey, how's it going, Jason? from This Is 40
Hey, I have an apartment. from This Is 40
Hey, I'm Sadie's mom. from This Is 40
Hey, Jack. from This Is 40
Hey, Mom, we were wondering if we can use the computer to iChat? from This Is 40
Hey, Pete! Great party! from This Is 40
Hey, Peter. from This Is 40
Hey, see you when the Cubs win the pennant. from This Is 40
Hey, we just heard. You're having a baby? from This Is 40
Hey! from This Is 40
Hey! Bike lane, asshole! from This Is 40
Hey! Did you miss me, Travis? from This Is 40
Hey! Hey, you. from This Is 40
Hey! Hey! from This Is 40
Hey! How's the record company going, Pete? from This Is 40
Hey! Look how big the kids are! from This Is 40
Hey! Sadie, enough, all right? from This Is 40
Hey. from This Is 40
Hey. Hey. from This Is 40
Hey. Hey. from This Is 40
Hey. Oh, hi, Pete. from This Is 40
Hey. What are you doing? from This Is 40
Hi, Charlotte. from This Is 40
Hi, Debbie. from This Is 40
Hi, Debbie. from This Is 40
Hi, I'm looking for my dad. I mean, an older man. from This Is 40
Hi, Joseph. from This Is 40
Hi, Larry. Hi, Sadie. from This Is 40
Hi, Wendy. Yeah, I know. from This Is 40
Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. Any day now, huh? from This Is 40
Hi. Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. Hi. from This Is 40
Hi. Hiya. from This Is 40
Hi. I saw you there. from This Is 40
Hi. It's your brother! from This Is 40
Hi. You don't look like my brother. from This Is 40
Hmm. from This Is 40
How am I gonna relay from This Is 40
How are we gonna go on the computer? from This Is 40
How are you? Good. from This Is 40
How are you? I'm so happy about the science fair. from This Is 40
How come I don't smell anything? from This Is 40
How did that happen? from This Is 40
How did you find out? from This Is 40
How do I call eBay? from This Is 40
How do I get out of this? from This Is 40
How do I get you all to just help me down off the cross? from This Is 40
How do we break you out of here? from This Is 40
How do you like what I've been doing to your girl? from This Is 40
How does he do it? from This Is 40
How does that feel? from This Is 40
How is that even possible? from This Is 40
How many are there? 114. from This Is 40
How many of those are you gonna eat? from This Is 40
How much are we supposed to eat? from This Is 40
How much did I make? from This Is 40
How much have we lent him? from This Is 40
How much? $12,000. from This Is 40
How wonderful to see you. from This Is 40
How would you do it? from This Is 40
How would you do it? Wood chipper. from This Is 40
How you doing? How are you, bubeleh? from This Is 40
How you get out of all that stuff? Do you have a wife? from This Is 40
How you have financial issues. from This Is 40
How you like Debbie's "after" body? from This Is 40
How'd you know? from This Is 40
How's business? It's not good. from This Is 40
How's Jodi treating you? from This Is 40
How's Sadie doing? from This Is 40
How's that feel? from This Is 40
Huh. from This Is 40
Huh. from This Is 40
Huh. from This Is 40
Huh. from This Is 40
Huh. from This Is 40
Huh. from This Is 40
I already paid for the catering. I've put down deposits. from This Is 40
I am a "Good Time Sally." I dance hip hop. from This Is 40
I am a fun girl. I am fun loving. from This Is 40
I am living proof. from This Is 40
I am not a ball buster. You make me one. from This Is 40
I am thrilled. from This Is 40
I ate my dick! from This Is 40
I ate six muffins downstairs a while ago from This Is 40
I bet George Clooney is really lonely. from This Is 40
I can handle a nightmare. You're a nightmare every day for me. from This Is 40
I can handle it. I've seen a shark eat a guy on Shark Week. from This Is 40
I can just leave on my own volition. It's not a mental institution. from This Is 40
I can see it on your face. from This Is 40
I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting high, jerking off, from This Is 40
I can't lend you any more money. from This Is 40
I can't sell a reunion concert without the band, it's ridiculous. from This Is 40
I can't tell them apart. from This Is 40
I cannot believe I have wasted my whole life from This Is 40
I come to... from This Is 40
I control the radio on my birthday. from This Is 40
I could get stung by a hornet down there, and I would not feel it. from This Is 40
I could make you an 11. Really? from This Is 40
I could sit down hard on a fire hydrant, from This Is 40
I did and I don't now. from This Is 40
I didn't mean to look. from This Is 40
I didn't open my fucking door on you. I opened my door! from This Is 40
I didn't realize it was intentional. from This Is 40
I didn't say anything because I didn't want you to be embarrassed. from This Is 40
I didn't touch your... You touched my upper breast. from This Is 40
I didn't want one if I could choose. from This Is 40
I didn't. I didn't. I got right below your shoulder. from This Is 40
I didn't. I would never. To a child? from This Is 40
I do know. Hardly. That sort of music depresses people. from This Is 40
I do not want to investigate your anus. from This Is 40
I do want to kill you. from This Is 40
I do, but right now, look who I'm talking to. from This Is 40
I do. (SWITCHES RADIO TO 80s POP) from This Is 40
I don't believe you, but you're sweet for saying that. from This Is 40
I don't care about the show right now. Jin, Sun... from This Is 40
I don't cry over it. I appreciate it. Right. from This Is 40
I don't do anything bad. from This Is 40
I don't do things I'm not supposed to. from This Is 40
I don't do things I'm not supposed to. from This Is 40
I don't even know him. from This Is 40
I don't even know what that means. from This Is 40
I don't even know you. from This Is 40
I don't even like it. I'm not gonna hang it up. from This Is 40
I don't feel like that. from This Is 40
I don't feel trapped. from This Is 40
I don't have a number. You just keep giving like you're giving. from This Is 40
I don't have time for this shit. from This Is 40
I don't illegally download music. from This Is 40
I don't know how much it's worth now. from This Is 40
I don't know how to sell this. I'm not an art dealer. from This Is 40
I don't know what the fuck he's thinking right now. from This Is 40
I don't know what you're talking about. from This Is 40