Thor Edit

A big, faceless organization like yours

A brilliant physicist.

A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.

A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshipped them as deities.

A what?

A wise king

Abandoned, suffering, left to die.

About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything.

Accept.

Actually, I never have guests.

After all I've done for you?

AGENT 1: Bravo quadrant, move!

AGENT 1: We're spiking. AGENT 2: Levels increase!

AGENT 2: Entering south tunnel!

AGENT 3: Negative, negative. I have no comms.

AGENT 4: Target sighted, east tunnel!

Agent down. We've got a perimeter breach.

AGENT: Base to Team 2, we've got activity outside the town.

AGENT: Delancey, Jackson. West side perimeter Go check it out.

Alfheim? Nornheim?

All is Well?

All of us must stand together

All right, show's over. Ground units, move in.

All right.

All right. Well, no more smashing.

All the answers you seek will be yours once I reclaim Mjolnir.

Allfather, we must speak with you urgently.

Allfather.

An Einstein Rosen Bridge is a theoretical connection

And advanced beings could have crossed it!

And Asgard.

And commit treason to bring Thor back?

And commit treason to bring Thor back?

And death.

And destroy Jotunheim with you upon it.

And do you swear to preserve the peace?

And end this.

And everything I know about this phenomenon

And he can. So, we're gonna find him.

And he wasn't heard from again.

And his father before,

And I must remain in exile.

And I say, for your act of treason,

And I will be true heir to the throne!

And I'm sure I can sue you for violating my constitutional rights!

And I've been far less grateful than you deserve.

And if I do, then what?

And its warriors

And no longer citizen of Asgard.

And still be this hungry?

And that's where I come from.

And the lives of the innocent across the Nine Realms

And the mortals worship you as a god.

And the source of their power was taken from them.

And then they just disappeared. Fifteen miles due northwest.

And then, with a mighty bellow,

And these are the actions of a boy, treat them as such.

And Thor's.

And though we have fallen into man's myths and legends,

And to pledge yourself only to the good of the Realms?

And to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.

And two casks of ale. Shame on you. Don't you care?

And unless Ursa Minor decided to take a day off,

And Volstagg, to delicacies so succulent,

And we, your family.

And we've got a commercial aircraft coming right over us.

And we've got a commercial aircraft coming right over us.

And what good does it do you now, huh?

And what is this newfound love for the Frost Giants?

And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea

And why have you come here? To make peace?

And you are an old man and a fool!

And you can return Jotunheim to all its...

And you can't just take this away... Hey!

And you'll be left to die in the cold waste of Jotunheim.

And your brother.

And your death came by the son of Odin.

And...

Another!

Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world

Are these your chambers?

As a weapon to destroy

As cowards always do.

As King of Asgard....

Asgard

Asgard on the brink of war, yet you've managed to consume

At least make it a challenge for me!

Back to work.

Barton? Talk to me.

Base, we've got Xena, Jackie Chan and Robin Hood.

Because he is my king and I am sworn to obey him.

Because I'm the monster

Because no matter how much you claim to love me,

Because you're right.

Beg the indulgence of Your Majesty to perhaps reconsider...

Better call it, Coulson, 'cause I'm starting to root for this guy.

Between these atmospheric disturbances and my research.

Between two different points of space time.

Bifrost will remain closed to you

Break every oath you have taken as warriors,

Break their spirits

Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace.

Brother, please.

Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you,

But both of you were born to be kings.

But every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.

But he must always be ready for it.

But humanity would not face this threat alone.

But I can help get these people to safety.

But I can help get these people to safety.

But I have need of them no longer, now that I am king.

But I was too stupid to see it.

But I'm not talking about the crater, I'm talking about him.

But just in case you don't hear from me in the next hour,

But the day will come

But these people are innocent.

But those plans no longer matter.

But who are you?

But you ought to be.

But you should not have come.

But you won't be able to convince the scientific community of any of it.

But you're brave to do it.

But you're not king!

But you're talking about something else entirely.

But you're the one who's always pushing me

By "appropriate," do you mean steal?

Call it in.

Call security!

Can I come home?

Can I have a word, Jane?

Can we go outside?

Can you see her?

Certain groups pay very well for a good mercenary like you.

Come on, Brother.

Come on, please. Let me contact one of my colleagues.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. What happened to you on Earth that turned you so soft?

Coming in with their jackbooted thugs and...

Coming off that thing.

Complicated fellow, isn't he?

Could you please stop with your iPod?

COULSON: Dr. Selvig!

COULSON: Excuse me!

COULSON: Wait, I need to debrief you!

COULSON: Wait. I want to see this.

COULSON: You made my men,

Damn.

Darcy,

Darcy, do you have the S.H.I.E.L.D. satellite codes?

DARCY: (GASPS) Look! Look, it's Myeu muh.

DARCY: Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop Tarts

DARCY: I think that was legally your fault.

DARCY: I think that was legally your fault.

DARCY: Jane?

DARCY: Okay.

DARCY: They even took my iPod.

DARCY: Yeah. Have you seen my taser?

Deal?

Deal?

Deal?

Deal.

Defeated their armies and took their Casket.

Delancey, Jackson. Report.

Destroy everything.

Did it Work?

Did Odin ever fear you?

Did you see what he did in there?

Do me a favor and don't be dead.

Do me a favor and don't be dead.

Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!

Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!

Do not worry, my friends. I have a plan.

Do the Frost Giants still live?

Do you hear me, Brother? There's nothing you can do!

Do you swear

Do you swear to guard the Nine Realms?

Do you think that you can deceive me?

Don't go anywhere.

Don't let them touch you!

Don't tell me it was that woman.

Donald?

Dr. Donald Blake.

DRIVER: Dumbass!

End this now.

Enough!

Ensure my brother does not return.

Erik Selvig,

Erik, I wouldn't have asked you to fly out here if I wasn't absolutely sure.

ERIK: He committed a crime. He's in jail!

ERIK: I have the particle detectors!

ERIK: I thought you said it was a subtle aurora!

ERIK: In the car. Come on, Jane!

ERIK: Jane, you can't keep doing this.

ERIK: Jane, you're an astrophysicist, not some storm chaser.

ERIK: Oh, Donny, Donny, Donny!

ERIK: The children's section.

ERIK: What about the backups? JANE: They took our backups.

ERIK: You don't think this was just a magnetic storm, do you?

Everybody out! Use the back door.

Exactly.

Excuse me, excuse me!

Fandral, Hogun.

FANDRAL: Is that another way of saying you fell on your huge ass?

FANDRAL: Loki's always been one for mischief,

FANDRAL: Our dearest friend banished, Loki on the throne,

FANDRAL: Well, at least he's only banished, not dead.

Far more clever than anyone else in this realm.

Farewell.

Farewell.

Father has fallen into the Odinsleep.

Father is dead.

Father! We'll finish them together!

Fifty miles west of here.

Follow them.

For all of us!

For Asgard!

For the first time in my life,

For the good of Asgard.

For you!

For your trouble.

Forged in the heart of a dying star,

Forgive me, Jane.

Fought bigger.

Found you!

Four wild boar, six pheasant, a side of beef,

FRIGGA: He's put it off for so long now, that I fear...

FRIGGA: How is he?

From a realm of cold and darkness came the Frost Giants,

From the time of the great beginning.

From this day forward, you can count me as your ally

FROST GIANT: Run back home, little princess.

Get him to the healing room!

Get him to the healing room! Now!

Get somebody from Linguistics down here.

Glory.

Go now, while I still allow it.

Go, hurry! You can eat later.

Go!

Go!

Go. Now. Run!

God, I hope you're not crazy.

Gone.

Good bye?

Good strange or bad strange?

Good with patients and bad with relationships.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye.

Guards, please, help!

Guards!

Hammer?

Hammer?

Has to start by admitting he doesn't know where the hell he is.

Have you ever done anything like this before?

He doesn't answer.

He just broke your truce! They know you are vulnerable!

He kept the truth from you so that you would never feel different.

He made his ancestors proud.

He may speak of the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor.

He misses hen

He never listened.

He said it was Thor?

He should be flogged for taking so long.

He switched careers and became a physicist.

He was a good man.

He was distraught when he found out that you've taken all our research.

He was on drugs or something. He just went nuts.

He was your king and you're sworn to obey me now.

He'll get what he came for.

He's a wonderful man. He's a man in pain.

He's arrogant. He's reckless. He's dangerous.

He's dangerous, Jane.

He's fine. Not injured at all.

He's got a visitor.

He's had some dealings with these people before.

He's talking about Mjolnir and Thor and Bifrost.

Heimdall demands your presence.

Heimdall might be watching.

Heimdall, may we pass?

Heimdall, open the Bifrost.

HEIMDALL: Be warned.

HEIMDALL: She searches for you.

HEIMDALL: To leave the bridge open

Heimdall!

Heimdall!

Heimdall!

Heimdall! I know you can hear me! Open the Bifrost!

Heimdall! If you can hear me, we need you now!

Heimdall! We need you now!

Heimdall?

Hello.

Her father and I taught at university together.

Here we go.

Here we remain as a beacon of hope,

Here, look.

Here, this should more than compensate you

Hey, sorry I tased you!

Hey!

Hey! Check this out.

Hi, Erik, it's me. Don't worry, I'm fine,

Hi.

Hiding,

Hiding,

His name is Donald Blake?

Hold a sec.

How can you hope to protect a kingdom?

How dare you attack the son of Odin?

How did the guard even know?

How did your people get into Asgarol?

How he managed to tear through our security.

How long will it last?

How you sent the Destroyer to kill our friends, to kill me?

Huh.

I am bound by honor to our king. I cannot open the bridge to you.

I am not dying for six college credits!

I am sorry.

I am Thor Odinson!

I am truly sorry.

I can't just buy replacements at Radio Shack,

I come up here a lot, actually, now that I think about it.

I come up here sometimes when I can't sleep

I could have done it, Father!

I could have done it!

I did exactly what you told me not to. I'm sorry.

I did.

I do.

I don't believe it!

I don't believe it.

I don't care.

I don't know anything about satellites, but it was heavy.

I don't know if you're delusional or if you're pulling some kind of con,

I don't know. The guy never tells me anything.

I don't know. This time it's different. We were unprepared.

I don't really have much left to lose.

I don't think you've been completely honest with me.

I flew into the giant metal creature and laid him low!

I got it, I got it.

I grazed him, but she tasered him.

I had it all wrong.

I had no idea Father would banish him for what he did.

I had to see you.

I have a lot to work with.

I have a truce with Laufey, King of the Jotuns.

I have defended Asgard

I have much to learn.

I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

I have no plans to die today.

I hope it's true,

I just care about her.

I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.

I just got back.

I just lost my most important piece of evidence.

I just wanted to show you how silly his story was.

I knew this scientist.

I knew you'd return to us.

I know that now.

I know that you loved him.

I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is.

I made most of this equipment myself!

I mean, nobody could lift it.

I mean, you're safe.

I must go back to Asgard, but I give you my word,

I need a horse!

I need eyes up high, with a gun.

I need sustenance.

I never wanted the throne!

I never was.

I now take from you your power!

I only ever wanted to be your equal.

I saved our lives.

I shall make you proud.

I still don't think you're the God of Thunder.

I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly

I swear to you, I mean her no harm.

I swear to you, Mother,

I swear!

I swear.

I swear.

I think I left something at the hospital.

I think you want to see this.

I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day.

I told him to go to Odin after we'd left.

I told him.

I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen.

I turned my gaze upon you in Jotunheim, but could neither see you nor hear you.

I wanted only to protect you from the truth.

I was a fool

I was thinking they're taking me down here to kill me.

I went into the temple and I found a baby.

I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers,

I will have destroyed that race of monsters.

I will hear you.

I will honor my sworn oath to protect this realm as its Gatekeeper.

I will not fight you, Brother!

I will return for you.

I will!

I wish to know how that happened.

I, Odin Allfather,

I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

I'll e mail him and maybe he can help.

I'll hunt the monsters down and slay them all!

I'll let you know.

I'll tell you everything you wish to know.

I'm just a man. I'll only be in the way, or worse, get one of you killed.

I'm just a man. I'll only be in the way, or worse, get one of you killed.

I'm just going to drive him. That's it.

I'm not quite sure yet.

I'm not sure finding him is the best idea.

I'm not your brother.

I'm on the verge of understanding something extraordinary.

I'm really glad you're safe.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.

I'm sorry, but I can't take you.

I'm sorry, Ms. Foster, but we're the good guys.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't usually have guests.

I'm talking about science, not magic!

I've been hearing about the New Mexico situation.

I've never been happier to see anyone.

I've never done anything like this before.

I've seen the way she looks at you.

Identify yourself

If he be worthy,

If it's any consolation, I think you're right.

If that guard hadn't told Odin where we'd gone.

If the Frost Giants had stolen even one of these relics...

If they found a way to penetrate Asgard's defenses once,

If we can figure out how to tap it,

If you destroy the bridge, you'll never see her again!

If you return the items you have taken from Jane.

If you take me there now,

If your return threatens the safety of Asgard,

In my experience, it takes someone who's received similar training

In order to feel safe in these difficult times.

In that case, I'll buy you another round, and you leave town tonight.

In the aftermath of the battle,

In the end,

In the name of my father

In time.

Incoming!

Is characteristic of an Einstein Rosen Bridge.

Is dead because of me.

Is either in this lab or in this book.

Is it madness?

Is it?

Is it?

Is one of the Nine Realms of the Cosmos,

Is that one of StarK's?

Is that supposed to mean something to me?

Is that what Asgard needs from its king?

Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?

Isn't it?

It is forbidden!

It says here that he's an M.D.

It was all I could get back. I'm sorry it's not as much as I promised.

It was Asgard

It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach,

It was the act of but a few, doomed to fail.

It was too much for him to bear.

It was!

It'll come.

It's a beautiful theory, Jane.

It's a good look.

It's a wormhole.

It's good to have you back.

It's more of a temporary living situation.

It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers.

It's not possible!

It's not what they say it is.

It's over.

It's over.

It's quite a labyrinth.

It's the stories I grew up with as a child.

It's treason.

It's unprecedented.

It's unwise to be in my company right now, Brother.

Its power has no equal,

JAN E: That's no satellite crash!

JAN E: What is that?

JAN E: What?

Jane Foster,

Jane, this is a lot more serious than you realize. Let it go.

Jane, we have to take him to the hospital.

Jane, you have to leave.

JANE: Excuse me. Did you say there was a satellite crash?

JANE: Get the first aid Kit.

JANE: Get the first aid Kit.

JANE: Hospital. You go, I'll stay.

JANE: How'd you get inside that cloud?

JANE: I can't just leave him there! ERIK: Why?

JANE: I'm telling you, there's a connection

JANE: it's gone.

JANE: Sorry, Izzy. Little accident.

Jane!

Jane! Come on.

Jane! Easy! Easy. Jane...

Jane?

Jane.

Just as you did, Father.

Just come by the crater site and try and find me, okay?

Just keep him away from the bars.

Just taking a little blood.

Keep it distracted.

Know this, Son of Coul.

Know your place, Brother.

Knowing that you could never lift it.

L.m S O Fry?

Last chance, sir.

Laufey said

Laufey,

LAUFEY: It's Said

LAUFEY: Kill him.

LAUFEY: We know who you are.

LAUFEY: You've come a long way to die, Asgardians.

Laufey's son.

Laufey's son.

Lead you into Odin's chambers, and you can slay him where he lies.

Leave my brother to me.

Legend tells us one thing, history, another.

Let it go? This is my life.

Let me explain to Father.

Let's go take a look.

Let's move.

Like an Einstein Rosen Bridge?

Like the Frost Giants that entered this realm.

Linked to each other by the branches of Yggdrasil,

Listen to me. You must not give up.

Listen to what he's saying.

Live, and tell those stories yourself.

Locked up here until you might have use of me.

Loki, no.

Loki, this is madness.

LOKI: (SOFTLY) I never get used to seeing him like this.

LOKI: Am I cursed?

LOKI: You can't stop it.

Loki!

Loki! What are you doing here?

Loki.

Look around you, we're outnumbered.

Look at you,

Look how far they got!

Look like a bunch of minimum wage mall cops.

Look, the lensing around these edges

Look!

Looked like the whole Army was coming when we left.

Madness? What sort of madness?

Make sure he's already in the car, okay?

MALE NURSE: I need some help!

MAN 1: The usual, please, Izzy.

MAN 1: They're saying some kind of satellite landed out in the desert.

MAN 1: Well, I wouldn't waste my time!

MAN 2: Yeah, we were having a good time with it

MAN 2: Yeah.

MAN 2: You missed all the excitement out at the crater.

MAN: Come on, kick it in now!

MAN: Security to ER 3, stat!

Mankind accepted a simple truth,

Many times.

March into Jotunheim as you once did. Teach them a lesson.

Maybe unlimited power.

Mmm hmm.

Mom?

More like a Rainbow Bridge.

More or less.

Mother fears he may never awaken again.

Moving north!

Ms. Foster, I'm Agent Coulson with S.H.I.E.L.D.

My ex.

My father

My father explained it to me like this,

My father fought his way into Jotunheim,

My father was trying to teach me something,

My first command cannot be to undo the Allfather's last.

My firstborn.

My friends,

My friends,

My friends,

My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together?

My friends.

My heir,

My heir,

My King, we would ask that you end Thor's banishment.

My Queen, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Myeu muh? What's Myeu muh?

Neither did I.

Never has an enemy slipped my watch until this day.

Never seeks out war.

New Mexico?

Next time you decide to taser somebody,

Next?

NICK FURY: Dr. Selvig.

No, don't thank me. I only did it for Jane.

No, it can't be.

No, Jane.

NO, Loki.

No, no, no. I know that look.

No, no, this is great! This is... I don't have to start from scratch now.

No, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I will die a warrior's death.

No. I'm going to fly out.

No. it's not over.

No. Look what's down there.

No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?

None do.

Not without hard evidence.

Not yer.

Now fight me.

Now go.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.

Now shush.

Now stay here.

Now what do we do?

Now you see it every day without realizing.

Now, there is Midgard, which is Earth.

NURSE: Name?

ODIN: Do you realize what you've done?

ODIN: No.

ODIN: Once,

ODIN: Stop!

ODIN: That's pride and vanity talking, not leadership.

Of course, you can have your equipment back.

Of Laufey.

Of the loved ones you have betrayed.

Oh, excuse me. Lady Sif and the Warriors Three.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. This is going on Facebook. Smile.

Oh, please.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. My. God.

Okay, move it, people!

Once I have Mjolnir, I will return the items they've stolen from you.

Once Odin is dead, I will return the Casket to you

One way or another, we find out what we need to know.

Only one of you can ascend to the throne.

Open the bridge!

Or a better father.

Or are you sending in more guys for him to beat up?

Or as a tool to build.

Or as a tool to build.

Or I'm trying to reconcile particle data, or when Darcy's driving me crazy.

Or perhaps someone has found a way

Others, they knew to fear.

Our armies drove the Frost Giants back into the heart of their own world.

Our people need a sense of continuity,

****stan? Chechnya? Afghanistan?

Parents tell their children about at night?

Perhaps I had it coming.

Perhaps your senses have weakened after your many years of service.

Please don't do this.

Please.

Power, Doctor.

Proclaim you...

Put him on the bed.

Really?

Reroute it like all the others.

Run!

S.H.I.E.L.D. showed up

S.H.l.E.L.D.

See, this is the star alignment for our quadrant this time of year,

Shall possess the power of Thor.

Shall possess the power of Thor.

She has refused to leave my father's bedside.

She was the only applicant.

Shining out across the stars.

SIF: Fall back!

SIF: He mourns for his brother.

Sif. Sif, you've done all you can.

Silence!

Sir, we found it.

Sir?

Small for a giant's offspring.

So are we!

So be it.

So Earth is lost to us.

So I am no more than another stolen relic,

So I think that kind of evens things out.

So long entrusted with the mighty hammer Mjolnir,

So long entrusted with the mighty hammer Mjolnir,

So sorry. Bye.

So take mine

So that you may know

So they'll never dare try to cross our borders again.

So we're gonna look all over New Mexico, right?

So why did he lie?

So you'll help us?

So you're the man behind all this?

So you're the one who showed us the way into Asgard.

So, is this how you normally look?

So, the Nine Realms.

So, you just intend to go in there and take it?

Some of the most highly trained professionals in the world,

Some worlds man believed to be home to their gods.

Someday, perhaps,

Southwest Airlines, flight 5434.

Stay on your target.

Steroids! He's a bit of a fitness nut.

Stop it, both of you!

Stop.

Stories will be told of this day.

Sure.

Systems are barely coping.

T H O R.

Taking their lives will gain you nothing.

Tech's barely working as it is,

TECHNICIAN: Sir, feed from the keyhole can barely penetrate the cloud cover.

TECHNICIAN: Sir?

Tell me more.

Tell me, Loki, how did you get the Jotuns into Asgarol?

Tell me. Is it Jotunheim?

Thank you for coming here.

Thank you for what you've done.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Thank you, Jane.

Thank you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

That a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors

That brought peace

That still doesn't explain

That they were not alone in this universe.

That they will pay for what they've done today.

That was just a bit of fun, really.

That was years of his life, gone!

That your world

That's how he put it.

That's hurtful.

That's more like it.

That's my stuff!

That's not the right place for it.

That's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders.

The Bifrost will build until it rips Jotunheim apart.

The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.

The Casket is safe, and all is well.

The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day,

The cost was great.

The Destroyer did its work,

The Foster Theory. A gateway to another dimension.

The Frost Giants!