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Modern Vampires (1998)

A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.

Cast:
Dallas: Casper Van Dien
Nico: Natasha Gregson Wagner
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing: Rod Steiger
Ulrike: Kim Cattrall
Rachel: Natasha Lyonne
Richard: Craig Ferguson
Vincent: Udo Kier
Time Bomb: Gabriel Casseus
The Count: Robert Pastorelli
Panthia: Natalya Andreychenko
Concierge: Boris Lee Krutonog
Hans: Marco Hofschneider
Harald: Stephen Porter
The Count's Girlfriend: Ellia Thompson
The Count's Henchman: Peter Lucas
Pimp: Jason Ross-Azikiwe
Saleslady: Roberta Hanley
Soda Pop: Victor Togunde
Li'l Monster: Cedrick Terrell
Trigger: Flex Alexander
Cop #1: Robert Peters
Cop #2: Rick Cramer
Alan: John Sencio
Trick: John Fleck
Wanda, Nico's Mother: Conchata Ferrell
George, Nico's Stepfather: Brent Briscoe
Paint Huffer: Dimitri Schell
Cop with Doughnut: Richard Elfman
Dick: Garrett Cassell
Ulrike Monster Vampire: Michelle Csitos
Lead Singer - Vampire Band: Elliott James
Dead Body on Couch: Francesca Lombardo
Frida Van Helsing: Elizabeth Sampson

Written by: Matthew Bright

Director: Richard Elfman

Production: Storm Entertainment, Muse Productions, MUSE/Wyman

Release date: 07 May 1999
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