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All I have to do is make people think i'm handicapped and I get a thousand dollars it won't be easy but nothing worth having ever is
An exact and you will respect my daughter
And by the bacon granny
And caring hands
And i
And man is it gonna shut down the back
As man please LEGO that tight grip you have in my bird turned out and break my birdman
Baby you stupid
But I wanna play
Can't go in meet food
Comcast do harry
Come on let me take you in the network
Did not capitalize movie did not
Does your bed because you give your drag your hippie and he said
Fuck that
Got him with ever be noted that kids ride we have been a bad pony
Guys we need to stay calm and just do the right thing we have to kill better than bearing the cow 's backyard
How about a taco that crap ice cream
I can't wait wait wait
I didn't tell you to pay
I got beautiful you got it I got beautiful you guys
I think I did ten and actually a naive american
I told you not to call my momma bitch carmen
I'm going back
I'm pulling down south fargo naran myself time
Meeting and the itinerary for thousand
My grandma was dead I wish and my babe I was maybe not like me correlate being
My uncle said that smoking crack is kanakis
Nasty lipids are heated less
Now it isn't stupid brother bye
Oh it's it's not really are considered insisted when the grandma 's in the hospital she's very sick and started saying that I can come up with sixteen dollars for operations they're going to put it...
Oh my god anna black african american
Oh my god dude your dad must be the coolest guy in the world
Oh no no no no no buddy is putting their finger in my ass again unless his cow
OK good candidate down and its treatment
OK so then we put my mom hand lotion is no basket and lowered down the body crazy pants
That my bus pass
Then that kids too huh
Well at that
What the fuck is that
Why did I sit in the back baby
Yeah hundred eighty now
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I made you eat your parents
Yeah yes I let me take your kids got in your titties so yummy and sweet
You just got after the egg
You're on a budget god damn fucking