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A haiku is just like a normal american poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it totally stupid
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Admin at no you have to stop lying to yourself and getting alright alright I admit it i'm tired
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Al for christ sake sure I can like a bunch of kids
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All right children let's just try to pretend there is in a little boy in a huge plastic hamster ball here and go on with our studies
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All right children today we're going to learn about human reproduction what do you think about that
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Alright going back we got you good thing you guys came this little boy was trying to have his way with maine nice try buddy we monitored your little online chat now you're coming with us now
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Alright have your way with me if you must go on for failure sick pleasures
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And as rebecca 's naked body label for her diana couldn't help but feel arouse go on rebecca said softly touch main diana leaned down slowly and brushed rebeccas bare stomach with her fingertips it...
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And can we do a little better than creamed corn creamed corn and cream corn please bring in more diverse boot children or else kenny family is going to have a pretty corny thanksgiving
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And can't be he's kept me rise
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And so children that's why hari krishnas are totally gay
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And some children instead of saying hand in your papers I may now say hand in your shit
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And the award for worst costume this year goes to stand for his stupid little clown saying cost him let's all pointed standing laugh children
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And where are you from damien oh that's exciting my mother was from alabama
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Arkansa is where I grew up my parents live there might
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As I was saying you all seem to enjoy the show even though it isn't based in reality there's much more to life than two young men farting on each other throughout history there have always been sho...
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Because you never know the right answer but for brains yes mark
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Boy did we get road
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Boys I have an announcement to make i'm not going to be your teacher anymore i've become a bestselling author and kyle I want you to have a signed copy as a get well praise him
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But thank you mister hand
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But that's OK remember there are no stupid questions just stupid people
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Chevy tempura
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Chili dog mmmhmm
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Come on you little bitch
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Damn damn sam oh well I guess we'll just have to be you and me miss carmen
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Damn I guess i'm not the only person in america who thought of killing kathy lee gifford
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Did you know that not one of your students knew who sam adams was well who cares about a guy that makes beer jesus christ i'm trying to teach history
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Did you think I would just take you back like you can just walk out and then come back like nothing happened
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Do you love him it doesn't matter he left main do you love him
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Don't apologize for me to that spear checker
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Don't look at me all god your bastard trevor don't look at may
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Donkey punch uh huh
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Eric cartmen you say excuse maine
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Eric do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control
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First of all who can tell me what year the founding fathers got together let's see how about
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Fish a good jennie
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For example where there at carmen no i'm asking why eric carmen isn't at school
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For the last time my name is not garrison sign alright and this is not fat saw and you all better start talking in a manner that I can understand
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Freaking fagg you want to make out or something
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Glass bottom boat good one yes
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Great party mister mackie mister had just grab principle victoria sad no mister how you get back
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Guess we'll have to take your seat kyle
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Haha pile driver position good quake
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Hang in there
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Hey guess what everybody i'm guy amas gayaza gymnos on shore leave
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Hey i'm supposed to be anonymous
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Hey there mister muslim merry fucking christmas put down that book the koran and hear some holiday wishes
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Hey watch it bag
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