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As it go man
But it's really good the cocaine in las vegas
But what if I win
How do you work day what i'm i'm going out gambling
How you going buddy
I am very drunk
I can't understand anything you're saying
I can't wait to hang up with you so I just got back
I do
I don't have any hookers
I have to take another call
I i'm signing on what you look like
I mean you you just call up and say hooknose you bastard and then you don't say anything
I will try to sleep from now till like noon or something
I'll stop it
I'll tell you what
I'm a little upset
I'm hosting the show no one cares
I'm not gonna lie to you i've been drinking
I'm telling man
Is it
Joey boots welcome
My parrot come across give me a little some
Nine nine thousand two hundred bucks
No 'cause i'm not gay
No no no I have a girlfriend and i'm very much in love with my girlfriend
No one 's going to hear this
No one cares
Oh yeah then i'm I love in bad shape
Oh you you mother ever
Please just shut up
Right now i'm down seven granted stables
Seven thousand dollars
Spam around baby
Suck brother
The drinking is is a little bit out of control this point
Very what is that don't don't over over the line buddy
Wait wait you're not drunk
We are paid cars on plan I wanna hundred fifty dollars
What do you do for work
What do you think
What do you want
What does that mean
What time is it right now
What you found
Who is this
Who is this
Wow you're brilliant
Yeah thank you know where the chinese are a good cameras untold
Yeah well i'm up all right we're just staying up on that
Yes you do
You give me crap
You know what i'm doing
You're explaining like crazy stuff for me
You're not making any sense