Glee (2009) - Season 3 Edit

A And... I like you.

A baby? With whose vagina?

A beer for Blaine,

A big congrats to all our prom nominees!

A big smile on her face, all proud of herself?

A bold choice, young man.

A brave face last year, but it was humiliating.

A campground?

A challenge, but we have a

A chicken stuffed in a duck,

A confidence I've never seen before.

A couple of days ago between you and Finn Hudson.

A couple of eye patch featuring flicks from my collection.

A couple of kids from Karofsky's new school

A coward.

A crazy liar you are? Yeah.

A dad likes to share a beer with his son. Be fine.

A day in the life of a girl from whom the arts stole everything.

A delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.

A difference in Congress.

A fabulous old married couple,

A fairy tale musical at this very moment,

A family man.

A fate that befell Liza and Barbra...

A few weeks ago, some kid who made one

A few.

A finalist for NYADA or not, and,

A flashlight in your va jay jay to get all the bats to fly out.

A flightless bird.

A football star, and he can bust a serious move.

A freaking horse.

A gateway to the future, and I blew it.

A girl's sport and I married myself?

A good bye gift.

A good time hanging out with her.

A gorilla gram?

A great magnet pulls

A group of people who will support your choice

A huge mistake.

A Jackson off, Nick at Nite.

A jumbotron that said

A kiss for the winner.

A lawyer, maybe.

A lesbian student to be your head cheerleader?

A lighthearted, heartwarming, upbeat, happy Christmas tale,

A little bit of Michael to you. Yup.

A little couple's counseling.

A little dramatic sometimes, but I don't think

A little less conversation, a little more action, please

A little less conversation, a little more action, please

A little less fight, a little more spark

A little less fight, a little more spark

A little less fight, a little more spark

A little Lima Heights hospitality.

A little more bite, a little less bark

A little more bite, a little less bark

A little myopic maybe, but a great first effort.

A little something from the Puckster to all of you.

A little. I'm trying not to think about it.

A little... I don't know...

A lot to me that you'd come by to check up on me.

A lot.

A ltle more bite, a little less bark

A Master class in acting for anyone who's interested

A musical about a race war that glorifies gang violence,

A musical of The Joy Luck Club

A musical theatre department.

A national championship can bring to the school,

A new Valentine's Day card every single day this week.

A part of a club.

A penguin.

A performance with duende transforms you.

A photo like this of me if you do?

A piping hot bowl of "this is how it is. "

A plan to save the school thousands of dollars.

A purple piano in here?

A quiet dignity in that or anything.

A real family. Taking stupid pictures

A real honest to God sit down date where you dress up

A really rough week, what with Mercedes leaving.

A record our parents listen to.

A replica of John Travolta's iconic

A salad bar in the cafeteria.

A schoolyard instrument of suppression.

A secret thing going, and they quit

A single stinky nugget.

A song sung in Spanish must have duende,

A stage slap?

A stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber

A student who shall remain anonymous.

A taste of what you're going to get on Friday night.

A time machine just so I can go back to the '70s

A toast to the...

A unicorn is sebody who knows they're magical,

A very carefully planned attack on Puck

A Vocal Valentine from one Finn Hudson.

A vote for Brittany is a vote for

A warm welcome to White Chocolate!

A what and what?

A whole year, and then they feed a family for, like, a month.

A working man who voters can relate to.

A young girl with eyes like the desert

A... mazing!

Able to beat Grimace and Mr. Shue's butts.

Abolishing the post altogether.

About "Not The Boy Next Door."

About a spare vote here or there, Brittany.

About adjusting your medication? Oh, I'll ask.

About being a man than anyone I've ever known.

About buying a couple, and we... we need about 200.

About Friday night...

About getting a recording contract or a manager.

About Hollywood heartthrob Tony Danza.

About how much rent we would save if we went twosies?

About Iberian precipitation,

About it.

About moving all the way across the country.

About my Cheerios?

About our mash up for the mash off,

About our NYADA adjudicator, and...

About pretending to stutter all that time?

About Sectionals? Yeah.

About seeing in three dimensions.

About singing to gay people.

About the implausible sexual tension

About the power of a dream.

About the Warblers and figure out how to beat them.

About the, um, upcoming deadline for the NYADA applications?

About these stereotypes that you're perpetuating.

About things they find uncomfortable,

About to seal the deal.

About us? When?

About us.

About what's next for me.

About when I can join the Trouble Tones.

About you and me?

About you telling Coach Beiste that you're running for senior class president.

About you was how much of an ass kicker you were.

About your lagging Cheerios!

Absolutely perfect... No regrets.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I don't know if I ever told you guys this,

Abuela...

Abuelita, I have something that I want to talk to you about...

Abuelita...

According to the kids, you were typical abusive

According to the new Jacob Ben Israel straw poll

Across from Beth

Acting like you're not some selfish, self centered,

Actually the beginning of my career change.

Actually wanted to talk to you about Quinn.

Actually, he hasn't left yet.

Actually, he was Puerto Rican.

Actually, I was going to read that, but...

Actually, I'm here to invite you guys

Actually, I'm the one who told them.

Actually, I've, I've already writteit,

Actually, it's funny that you should mention that because

Actually, it's my brother.

Actually, it's the opposite.

Actually, maybe just brutality,

Actually, my audition got canceled.

Actually, Rachel, it was supposed to be Diana Ross

Actually, Rachel, we're adding a week.

Actually, Santana, we've invited

Actually, that's too easy, Rachel.

Actually, Unique's a "her."

Actually, yes, it is. Hi.

Actually, you're in luck

Admit it, Wonder twins, the only reason why the New Direction

Admit it. Tell me the truth.

Admit to everyone how you really feel.

Admit you put something in that slushee.

Adopt a highway and start a shoe drive.

Advertisers are manipulative alcoholics

Afraid of what it would be like for us to really be married.

After being dishonorably discharged.

After everything that we've been through,

After everything you've been through,

After getting bullied so much, I took up boxing.

After I win my first Grammy.

After I've used it once,

After my hero.

After my last marriage,

After my numero uno Latina: Paula Abdul.

After Regionals, where the New Directions

After she nailed it to the wall.

After that you can

After the competition,

After the game.

After these messages from our sponsors.

After tongue kissing your girlfriend for ten minutes.

After two months, they'd let it go.

After we win Regionals.

After what he did to Blaine, I really wanted

Again.

Again.

Again. CLASS: Wow.

Against all odds, they found each other.

Against me. Kurt, you saw Mercedes, okay?

Agreed to donate them to Glee.

Agreed. And now with that decision out of the way,

Ah ha

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Ah, but some of you do.

Ah, I just been here so long.

Ah, I think the clock is slow, man.

Ah, trusting with our hearts open...

Ah, yeah. (chuckles)

Ah, you don't get it yet.

Ah. Okay.

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent...

AKA Trouty Mouth, AKA Hobo McBieber.

All about playing dirty.

All Black Hawk Down here.

All except for one.

All four of us sing,

All grown up.

All hair gel has been banned from the prom.

All he needs to pass is that one test.

All I can think of is his dad finding him.

All I have here is my boyfriend, and...

All I have to do is hire Ms. Corcoran to start a second

All I know is that right now, in this moment,

All I need is you and I

All I want is my fair share.

All I want is what's coming to me.

All in favor?

All Lima Sound Machine in here, why now?

All my Christmas wishes came true.

All my life, I've been, you know, wondering

All of nature wild and free

All of nature wild and free

All of nature wild and free

All of the singing and dancing lessons and hours spent

All of them.

All of this would be just awfully terrifying

All of us were so nervous, and we didn't know what we were doing

All of you.

All over 2A.

All right,

All right, about, about an adult problem.

All right, all in favor?

All right, Blaine, all right. Cold hand, cold hand!

All right, enough of the sentimental stuff.

All right, everyone, listen carefully.

All right, fair warning: in the glorious history of

All right, Finn.

All right, guys, I don't want you to go cray cray,

All right, guys, listen up.

All right, guys.

All right, guys.

All right, help me up.

All right, here you go.

All right, hit it.

All right, honey. I'm going to go.

All right, I have an announcement to make.

All right, I I believe in you, and no one

All right, I'll play.

All right, ladies, girl talk.

All right, ladies.

All right, let's let

All right, let's line it up.

All right, New Directions!

All right, now let go of your hands.

All right, show circle.

All right, sloppy babies,

All right, so here's what you guys should know.

All right, so our last meeting

All right, thank you. Thank you.

All right, this is, this is the biggest,

All right, this one's really embarrassing.

All right, twink,

All right, we're done here, Mr. Puckerman.

All right, you're scared you're not going to get in,

All right!

All right!

All right?

All right? I had my chance, and I choked.

All right? My rep is in free fall.

All right? We don't have to get vicious.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. It's okay.

All right. Oh, I've missed you.

All right... everyone up!

All souls

All that matters is you. Come on, stop!

All the luck you can get.

All the more reason to fire him after the show.

All the moves like Jagger

All the way from Defiance, Ohio, the Unitards!

All they need is a little inspiration

All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me

All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me

All this vicious, underhanded crap

All those melting ice caps keep my pool cleaning business open

All you ever do is tell me what I'm doing wrong.

All you have to do is just be yourself

All you've got to do is say yes.

All your friends were here tonight.

All your hair last year and thought it

ALL: ♪ But if, baby, I'm the bottom

ALL: Disco sucks!

ALL: What?

Allow me to ladle you

Almost 30 million years after the Upper Paleolithic Stone Age.

Almost blinded me? What did they do then?

Almost everyone loves the new ad.

Almost everyone?

Almost? What happened? He ran out.

Aloha!

Already been practicing for months.

Already has 20,000 views on YouTube,

Also he said that I was banned from competing at Sectionals.

Also wouldn't kill you to stop letting Kurt

Also, on Tuesdays, uh, I pledge to go topless.

Also, please stop slipping bronzer into my moisturizer.

Also, she thinks you're a spritely, green

Also, you got your facts all wrong.

Also, you're trailing Brittany by 17 points.

Although it seems to be one to you.

Although she knows it to be untrue, my opponent Brittany

Although, a while back,

Although, you know what, I would just watch out for her

Always

Always a new voice, right, Mr. Shue?

Always love each other,

Always, without fail, turn into a pose.

Always.

Am I ashamed I work here? Yeah, I'm ashamed.

Am I clear, Chunks McGriddle?

Am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School.

Am with child.

Amen. Praise.

Amor de comprementa

Amor del pasado

An A minus is an Asian F.

An A minus won't do.

An abomination for a man to lay down with another man,

An advance copy of his latest campaign ad.

An alpha gang member.

An amazing teacher once taught me:

An and we didn't think it was a very good idea.

An anti prom party.

An assignment to work on this.

An awkward position with Burt, okay?

An election, Rose. There wasn't a ginger candidate.

An humiliating statewide election.

An insane double standard at this school.

An inspired stroke of political genius,

An opportunity to be remembered at this school

An ultrasound of me was featured on Murder She Wrote.

And "anyone white" in the polls.

And "Being Alive" from Company, yes.

And "I don't care, please don't call me during dinner. "

And 12th place looks like.

And a bunch of other stuff.

And a deeper understanding of each other.

And a full grown adult gonna pop out

And a guy from the hockey team.

And a hot piece of booty on your arm.

And a Lima Bean apron and that gay face.

And a macabre backstory, so if you're having a bad day

And a nationals trophy, and you'll have khakis

And a new crowd of Skanks. Kurt got Blaine to join

And a shot glass that says "Dinosaurs on Ice."

And a thoughtful answer about this.

And a threesome with Michael Phelps.

And a trip to ICU

And a week ago, I would've said

And accepts you for who you are.

And action!

And acts like.

And after thinking and praying about it,

And again. CLASS: Ooh...

And aim for my heart

And all of a sudden I'm, like,

And all of them with big dreams.

And all of those texts were family friendly.

And all that stuff about Santa being real last year

And all the hormones in Thailand

And also, a reminder: it is against school policy

And also, Finn Hudson.

And also, listen.

And ambition so hot, it's a mother freakin' volcano.

And an autographed headshot of Vera Wang.

And and I believe in you, and I believe that song.

And And I feel like meeting

And and trust me, you deserve it...

And and you were better than you've ever been.

And And you'd be perfect to help raise her.

And apparently it's for Blaine, too.

And are now assured full page ads

And are you two still together?

And arid valleys. That's fascinating.

And as sexy as that sounds,

And as you are flunking each of your classes,

And ask you to marry me, but...

And assign them a famous album?

And at the end of the day, out of the 14

And at the end of the day, we're in each other's corners.

And baby, satisfy me

And background "ahs."

And bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?

And be careful, those chairs are hard.

And be honest and truthful.

And be the bigger man by telling ourselves

And because he's the smoothest criminal I know,

And before we kissed, he pulled away.

And being right on top of one another...

And besides,

And Beyoncé, because only the best will do for Unique.

And black unicorns, they becomes zebras.

And Blaine and I are like an old married couple

And Blaine Anderson's chic swank chalet.

And bow ties and good friends.

And Brian Dennehy.

And brings along your son.

And Burt and Carole left for Toledo right after the show.

And by that, I don't mean my friend who's a girl.

And by the end of the movie, that's what he's done.

And by the way, did you get any complaints about

And by the way, I don't need

And Central Ohio's number one late night horror movie host...

And check me out con mi big Afro

And cheer you on?

And Cleveland State, but what about NYU?

And Coach Beiste, this is crazy. They have absolutely

And come on back?

And come to the wedding,

And constant

And dancing on that stage.

And did you know that we can get these little handy wipes

And do you know how many times

And don't give me any of that "it gets better" crap

And dwarves get jobs as Santa's helpers

And dye your hair blonde again doesn't make you any less lost.

And each one of my dreads is named after a book of the Bible.

And either you can't tell or you just don't care.

And embrace your awesome or take a two week vacation

And emotionally hard,

And end school arts programs.

And enjoy your seat in the audience for Sectionals.

And every time I've insulted Will

And everybody is going to know that I'm a fraud.

And everyone can stop their hating,

And everyone has to participate. Everyone, Puck.

And everyone I see becomes a metaphor

And everything else you planted here.

And everything I ever hope to be.

And everything I'm going to do from this moment on

And everything, but even if college isn't your thing,

And excruciatily lonely, but I can't be bought.

And expand my pool cleaning business.

And experience the world.

And Facial Weight Gain.

And family means something at least to me.

And figure out what the God Squad feels

And find a new dream.

And Finn was all happy and smiling.

And five things on that list.

And for a lot of us, this is our last shot at a championship,

And for God's sake, can you maybe

And for Kurt, a Shirley Temple with extra cherries.

And for once in my life,

And for some bizarre reason, you chose to let me love you.

And force everyone to watch," was it?

And frankly,

And fun, happy, cheer filled songs.

And get you kicked out of school or even arrested

And give Brian Ferry a high five.

And give him a call?

And got married after a romantic taco dinner.

And got my 40 acres and a pool.

And graduation is right around the corner.

And green is for humidity controlled storage to keep in

And guess what, time's running out.

And hand my baby over to you? She's my baby.

And he could never fit into those pumps.

And he could stay at one of our houses,

And he did.

And he has to have surgery.

And he kept calling me...

And he liked her back but when Sue found out,

And he lives two toadstools down.

And he might have got it from a baboon.

And he started crying and begging me to forgive him.

And he started yelling, and I tried to calm him down,

And he still has many friends here.

And he thinks she only thinks about herself, which is sort of true.

And he wants to take a meeting.

And he was coming to pick me up.

And he, he becomes a unicorn, and he poops out cotton candy,

And he's looking for a pool boy.

And he's my future plans.

And help me audition for Tony again.

And her car got hit by a truck.

And his ad is set to run any day now.

And his initials are B.A.

And his little birdie wife,

And holiday roommate, Blaine Anderson.

And honestly,

And honestly, I'm just trying to keep myself occupie

And how about you stop talking in class, Mrs. Janicek?

And how do we know Sebastian?

And how thankful I am that you've made a place,

And how will you do that?

And howled at my ma in the driving rain

And I agree with Candidate Sue. "

And I agree with the sentiment,

And I ain't afraid to show it

And I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it

And I also kind of feel bad for you.

And I also want to shoot it in black and white.

And I also want you to know that

And I am a champion who can whip that squad

And I am unicorn.

And I believe in you.

And I believe that it's an equivalent

And I came from a very superstitious household

And I came up with the idea for our mash up

And I can graduate.

And I can't accept that.

And I can't do a thing about it.

And I can't really have a productive conversation?

And I can't see this proposal thing as anything else

And I cannot compete with you, Jolene

And I convinced them not to strike the stage.

And I could easily understand

And I could see exactly where you were going with it.

And I couldn't handle it.

And I couldn't resist.

And I crushed 'em

And I didn't do everything that I could

And I don't ever want my kid to feel that.

And I don't feel any different.

And I don't feel good about it.

And I don't look the way pretty girls look.

And I don't recall ever hearing so much as a thank you.

And I don't understand it.

And I don't want to abandon my friends, but...

And I feel like you've been inspiring to a

And I feel really weird about it.

And I figured it was the least I could do for our friend.

And I fired two warning shots.

And I found out that we have another prom this year.

And I found this

And I got really upset.

And I got that crossed eyed dude

And I got to go to this Booty Camp thing.

And I got us a hotel room at Lima's best hotel,

And I happen to have some,

And I have been trolling the NYADA chat rooms,

And I have campaigned for president on a crusade

And I have no idea what I'm doing.

And I have self diagnosed Asperger's,

And I have the hottest guy in school.

And I have the house to myself.

And I have to take this... it's a reporter from USA Today,

And I have to work up the nerve to ask her.

And I heard you girls say that

And I honestly don't know

And I hope that whatever bridge

And I howled at my ma

And I just am tired really tired of talking about it, okay?

And I just love everything that you do.

And I just want to make art

And I just want you to know that there's nothing

And I just won a butter eating competition?

And I just...

And I kind of freaked out.

And I knew our joy

And I know

And I know I put on

And I know it would mean a lot to her if I got your blessing.

And I know what I want as my first wish.

And I know what that does to you when I win.

And I know you don't want to leave.

And I know you really mean it, too, because

And I like Artie now.

And I looked Cooter right in the eye and I said,

And I love everything about America,

And I love you, but being with you just reminds me of that...

And I love you.

And I loved it.

And I miss them like crazy.

And I moved in with my sister,

And I need it, like, fast.

And I need to apologize for that.

And I need you with me.

And I never thought that would happen.

And I only wear track suits and I coach

And I plan on winning the election

And I realized I'm a lot like Tony Manero.

And I really do like to perform. Yeah.

And I really think you deserve it.

And I really want to share it with you

And I simply was not as courageous as my son.

And I sold some blood platelets.

And I started dating another guy who I really like.

And I still can't sing it.

And I tend to agree.

And I think I know how.

And I think I might be to blame.

And I think I'm going to blow some serious chunks.

And I think I've found my girl.

And I think that you'd be lucky to marry her... one day.

And I think that's something

And I think this fits the bill. You want to hear it?

And I think you're, like, fabulous,

And I think, at the end of that week,

And I think... that it should be...

And I thought maybe you and your fellow glee clubbers

And I thought the Glee Club

And I told you you could kiss me if you wanted to.

And I understand that you're pissed off at the universe,

And I used to convince myself we were, like, twins.

And I volunteer myself to spearhead the charge.

And I want everyone here to know just how proud I am

And I want those roles. Every actor does.

And I want to finish high school

And I want to go on stage wearing a dress and heels.

And I want to help you.

And I want to see myself the way you see me;

And I want you to be happy and...

And I want you to be my business partner.

And I wanted to be in a singing group, I'd be in New Directions.

And I was the lead in the school musical

And I was worried that I wouldn't.

And I was wrong.

And I will be damned if I lose him, too.

And I will not accept it.

And I will not go down without a fight.

And I will seem weak

And I would love to give it to you, William.

And I... I just... I love that about you.

And I... I know that's hard for you,

And I'd also like to thank Cassius from my dad's tire shop

And I'd be willing to talk your family through it.

And I'd like to be part of her life, too.

And I'd love to show this school that it's cool to be Christian.

And I'd love to show this school that it's cool to be Christian.

And I'll always look back at that moment as

And I'll be auditioning for the role of Tony.

And I'll be performing "Music of the Night"

And I'll be singing "Don't Rain on My Parade"

And I'll be there

And I'll be waiting in the wings

And I'll know you

And I'll show you

And I'll use it when you're at... when you're working

And I'm a finalist.

And I'm already this good.

And I'm flattered, I... I I really am, but

And I'm going to beat that Sebastian kid's ass!

And I'm going to read one from a different book.

And I'm going to walk again.

And I'm gonna be right here.

And I'm here to keep the football guys in line.

And I'm in Vocal Adrenaline, and I know we're supposed

And I'm just not sure

And I'm just Rachel Barbra Berry of Lima, Ohio...

And I'm just the man to do it.

And I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy.

And I'm marrying you.

And I'm naming it

And I'm neck and neck

And I'm not going back again

And I'm not going to take it anymore.

And I'm not looking for boys to play for the Buckeyes.

And I'm not saying that I'm ashamed of it.

And I'm only comfortable

And I'm only gonna say it to you once.

And I'm onto you.

And I'm pissed off

And I'm really worried about Santana.

And I'm sorry I haven't told you till now,

And I'm sorry I let a tall, pretty blonde

And I'm sorry, having a dream isn't the problem.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm sure that

And I'm sure that there were many a family holiday

And I'm sure that you've noticed that I'm supermodel thin

And I'm sure they'll book you.

And I'm the only one who'll drown in my desire for you

And I'm the only one who'll drown in my desire for you

And I'm thinking, if we do alien abductions,

And I'm tired of playing nice.

And I'm way too young for Botox.

And I'm your next senior class president.

And I've already talked to the Lima Mortuary Society

And I've been thinking a lot about Regionals and...

And I've got three seniors in trouble.

And I've never used gel, so I have no idea what I'm doing.

And I've often admired the craven heartlessness

And I've slept with a lot of people, and am really popular,

And I've won a participation award in rhythm gymnastics.

And if Alan Menken isn't personally writing you

And if I get a one bedroom, you're screwed.

And if I pay,

And if I want to win this race,

And if she knows how to dance.

And if that doesn't start to get our baby girl

And if that's true, that means one of the 12 apostles

And if there's any controversy that interferes

And if there's one thing Emma can't handle,

And if there's one thing I enjoy

And if they can't accept that, then...

And if they did, we'd just get the hell out.

And if they want it, they can pry it

And if this is about my ears,

And if this is what you really want, sweetie,

And if this school doesn't learn some priorities,

And if you don't make an impact with the rest of your term,

And if you don't make it right, he's going to spend

And if you forget the words, just keep your lips moving.

And if you need any investors,

And if you think I'd make a better representative

And if you think I'd make a better representative

And if you want to rehabilitate your image,

And if you'll now please get the hell out of my office.

And if you're really sure

And imagine what life could be like

And immature, and probably not for the last time,

And in celebration, I brought you a Breadsticks classic:

And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels.

And infamous alums.

And insane. You know what,

And instead of a side...

And into our waiting car, where you, LeRoy, will drive...

And isn't afraid to show it.

And it came to me Adele.

And it gives us

And it goes like this

And it makes me feel awful,

And it may be hard,

And it wasn't about the arts.

And it wasn't even lined yet.