Glee (2009) - Season 2 Edit

A A future with someone.

A I need a bowl of green M&Ms. And by bowl, I mean large bowl.

A carton of Cadbury Eggs

A combination of medication and behavioral therapy...

A crown hasn't rested on my head...

A dark community of troublemakers that crown the prom anti king.

A duet is when two voices join to become one.

A first year club from the Warren Township continuing education program.

A friend that you can count on.

A great teacher is supposed to show them...

A healthy and happy Alcohol Awareness Week.

A kiss.

A Latina Eve Harrington.

A light was out in the tree. He'd fix everything. We need to let him do his thing.

A list of the worst songs ever performed by the Glee Club...

A little bird told me that someone spent her summer vacation...

A little sexy.

A little something something always leads to something more.

A little Web site called Wikileaks. You ever hear of them?

A lot of it's the hair thing.

A lot of whispering and backstabbing...

A medium drip and a grande nonfat mocha for this guy,

A night of neglect.

A particularly virulent strain of monkey flu has arrived in Ohio from Borneo...

A prom proposal!

A pure heart.

A real Christmas miracle.

A real one. He, like, went to college or something.

A record seventh consecutive national championship...

A reminder of what's lost instead of what's possible.

A resounding defeat in my war against sitting

A sentiment expressed by many a hag about many a gay.

A show choir championship?

A size two teenage dream.

A special warm welcome to Will Schuester...

A T shirt to send to all the teams we beat at nationals.

A way to get Beiste out of the school...

A whole lot of woman.

A year and a half ago...

A zero tolerance no bullying policy.

A.k.a. The Road Warriors.

Aaah!

About eating candy that someone else has touched, right?

About everyone in here feeling special for over a year now...

About Finn and Santana? No. I think I told him.

About how awesome it is to be alive or ugly...

About how Rachel and Finn's kiss is what cost us nationals.

About how we girls look every day.

About kids jumping off of bridges and hanging themselves...

About my singing voice, after our duets project.

About singing a song on a real Broadway stage.

About taking away that lump you had in your throat from running away?

About the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...

About the house rent blues

About what it means to be a man.

About what song I'd sing at your bedside if you were in a coma.

About what we want our society to be...

About you and Karofsky doing it in the backseat of a parked car...

About you being worried about the truth getting out?

About you.

About your long running legal battle with PETA.

About your sex and love addiction.

Absolutely not. I am in charge of your care from now on.

Absolutely not. She's just trying to get on our good side so she can spy on us.

Absolutely.

Acceptance.

According to today's paper, "Finn and Rachel were seen sitting closely...

Achievement!

Achievement. Achievement.

Actually, boys, I heard that this was a Dalton Academy hangout...

Actually, I need some holiday help.

Actually, I really want to touch her boobs.

Actually, I was hoping you could help me.

Actually, it was counseling Finn and Rachel that made me realize that...

Actually, Santana, you sounded pretty good.

Actually, Sue, I'm glad you lied.

Actually, they're all sort of taken.

Actually, yes, I am.

Actually, you do.

Actually, you're just a bitch.

Actually, you're right.

Admit it. Just admit it!

Adorable.

Adorable. Okay, this is creepy.

Adult contemporary but this is just a little bit more young adult.

Affording me a blissful, demented convalescence...

After a little song and dance to support the arts...

After dancing around like an idiot in front of the whole school is if we kick ass at it.

After every one of our competitions.

After hearing both sides of the story, you are hereby expelled.

After I tried to use it to dry my shoes...

After I've actively made your life a living hell...

After much argument, I finally convinced Mercedes that, in order to do a proper diva off...

After my accident, we didn't know if I'd ever be able even to do that.

After my daughter was born...

After my humiliating failure to qualify for nationals...

After regionals.

After what you did to Sue's Le Car? You're gonna end up in prison.

After you walk your mom down the aisle and give her away to my dad

Again, again, again!

Agreed. Uh, now for the downside.

Ah

Ah, a personal favorite. Too bad they'd never let us sing it together.

Ah, ah, ah, William. These gifts are legally mine.

Ah, ah, ah! Not you! Hands off that list.

Ah, great selection, Kurt. Hit it.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Ah, hardly. I'm on my way to becoming someone much better.

Ah, I felt bad taking him out.

Ah, there's something not right about hitting a kid in a wheelchair.

Ah, yes. We're thinking "Stairway" or some Buble.

Ah, you know my coffee order.

Ah, you would have come to it on your own soon enough.

Ah!

Ah! And loose.

Ah.

Ahh!

Alcohol Awareness Week at McKinley.

Alcohol, William. The wet devil.

All around the world today...

All by yourself.

All I can say is that I don't want a long term relationship with either of you.

All I can say is that Santana has really helped me to see the light.

All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day.

All I know about you and I is that, because of that...

All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me,

All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplepants.

All I want is a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!

All I want is for you guys to go out there and sing together.

All I want is to get back out there...

All I will reveal is that I rejoined the Celibacy Club to focus on me.

All I'm saying is that if you look in the mirror...

All I'm saying is, all we have to do...

All I've ever wanted was to feel special...

All in favor of Kurt being my duet partner at regionals?

All Missouri high school football championship.

All of our relationships are in the standard post Valentine's Day lull.

All of us are scarred by high school.

All of us humor it because you function so well and you're so cute about it...

All of you are gonna be in this Glee Club for one week, no exceptions.

All right, all right. Thank you very much, guys.

All right, buddy. I'm out of here. Don't get up.

All right, everyone, next Saturday night in our auditorium...

All right, Finn, thanks. That'll pay for half a ticket to nationals, so...

All right, Finn! Perfect.

All right, folks. Regionals is in a week.

All right, get out of my classroom. Get out of here!

All right, girl.

All right, guys, let's hear it for our first songwriting seminar.

All right, guys, let's hear it for our first songwriting seminar.

All right, guys, let's make Puck's song a contender...

All right, guys, nationals are just a few weeks away, and it's time to bear down.

All right, guys, prom.

All right, guys, um

All right, guys.

All right, guys.

All right, guys.

All right, guys.

All right, guys. Let's get down to business.

All right, guys. Let's go.

All right, guys. Let's move.

All right, guys. Let's take our places. We got a wedding to prepare for.

All right, guys. Listen up.

All right, guys. Who's up for some real New York City... pizza?

All right, it's easy.

All right, lady lips, all clear.

All right, let's, uh let's gather round.

All right, Muckrakers, the rumor mill is up and running.

All right, Muckrakers, we have a deadline.

All right, places, Finn and Rachel.

All right, Riff Raff and Columbia and Magenta Team one.

All right, so give me sensual, but don't make fun of it.

All right, we need $5,000 to pay for our trip to nationals in New York.

All right, Will.

All right!

All right!

All right! Let me at her!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. And that's all there is to it.

All right. Everyone put your hands in the middle.

All right. Evidence of some grinding.

All right. Good job, buddy.

All right. Have you guys chosen No a wedding song?

All right. How's everyone doing?

All right. I just want to take a minute to tell you guys how proud of you I am.

All right. It's already taken care of, Dad.

All right. Let's face it, Finn.

All right. Let's get right down to it.

All right. Let's go!

All right. Let's hear it, buddy.

All right. Let's talk it out.

All right. Looks like the guys here are ready to give us their anthem.

All right. New Directions, let's give a warm welcome to the newest members of Glee Club.

All right. Nice progress, guys.

All right. Now Hey, sit down.

All right. Open up.

All right. Question for the group.

All right. Rachel?

All right. Show us what you got.

All right. Showtime!

All right. Slot left on one.

All right. So

All right. So happy Valentine's Day, everybody. [Chuckles]

All right. So here's the deal. You chew this little capsule.

All right. Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?

All right. You think the one we already made is ready yet?

All right. You'd better get a move on, okay? Kids "R" Us closes at 6:00 p.m. sharp.

All that hate they were just afraid to say it out loud...

All the dances are what I like to call "Finn proof."

All the guys whose girlfriends won't put out.

All the official travel for the school goes through the Lima Heights Travel Agency.

All the stuff that made good bands break up.

All the way, baby!

All these songs come from a place of pain.

All those in favor of doing an original song?

All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time?

All those tech sawy Asian kids about the arts.

All those three things happened because I prayed for them...

All we ever do is get dim sum with your mom!

All we have to do is e mail them through Principal Figgins's e mail account.

All we need now is just a group of street singers to serenade us, and it would be perfect.

All year long you suffer through dealing with us.

All you football players nailing that Zombies classic on the first time out.

All you wanted to do was watch Coming Home over and over.

All you wanted was a free dinner at Breadsticks.

All you've ever wanted is for us to be together...

Along with preparing for our regional next week...

Also a little bit of Kool Aid and some crumbled up Oreos.

Also, I didn't sleep with their drummer.

Also, I'm more talented than you.

Also, these candies you gave me: They sucked.

Although I am enjoying my second career...

Although I kind of wish I was dead.

Although I think you're naive and possibly frigid, I do admire your choice.

Although my love would crush him...

Although now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not really sure how our fantasies combined.

Although this is deeply personal, try not to take it personally.

Although you are free to suggest overall themes...

Am I about to lose my virginity?

Am I dreaming?

Am I nuts that I just want to be reminded of that sometimes?

Am I out of touch?

Amazing woman...

Amazingly, needles pierce the skin better than psalms.

Amazingly, the only person standing in my way is her...

Amen.

An afternoon.

An anthem is an epic song...

An anthem is supposed to appeal to the masses, right?

An artist? I guess that's why he's taking you to Color Me Mine.

An entire week has gone by without any one of us getting Slusheed.

And And people like us

And "B:" we all just pretend to like you.

And "B": What makes you assume guys treat me badly? I can take care of myself.

And a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.

And a lot of taffy to sell just so we can afford the trip.

And a wee bit of placenta.

And accept my prom proposal.

And according to everyone at this school, we still suck.

And according to recent legend, I have no soul.

And actually wants to hear an answer.

And after a while I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough.

And after doing so, I'd like to dry them on a fresh puppy.

And after winning the big game, he'll help me land crucial swing votes.

And all of the heartfelt speeches and the regrets.

And all the trees and the presents and even the mistletoe can't change that.

And all they're looking for is a match to light under the fire of their hate.

And all you have to do is say yes.

And also like Richard Nixon...

And also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair.

And an entire family of mice started living in it.

And an entire family of mice started living in it.

And and and finding something in yourself...

And And I am blown away by your guys' relationship.

And another thing:

And any minute spent on this vicious, hurtful and hateful gossip...

And are not up to date on their tetanus shots should see the nurse immediately.

And are really happy together, which makes Finn and Kurt sort of like brothers.

And arguing who would make the better Rum Tum Tugger.

And as a condition of my not pressing charges...

And as a thank you...

And as both of you can attest, I'm probably the meanest.

And as everybody snickers as they try to squeeze that tiara onto your head...

And as I recall, you didn't have such a good time out of that Cheerios uniform.

And as much as I enjoy giving impromptu civics lessons...

And as satisfying as it is to have been gifted enough rotisserie ovens...

And as you ponder your decision...

And at the end of the day...

And Aural Intensity kicked our butt last year.

And beat Carmel High to go to the Academic Decathlon finals in Detroit next week.

And became the biggest female star in the world.

And because I believe in you, Santana.

And because Yentl was outside when she sang this song in the movie.

And because you misrepresented yourself...

And before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork...

And before the security guards could pull 'em off, they'd already tore out my nipple ring.

And behold the awful price of alcoholism.

And Blaine got us tickets.

And Britney Spears is pop culture.

And Britt's back with Artie anyways.

And by "Broadway blogosphere," I mean the one blog that actually cares about Broadway.

And by the way, I did show up for lunch...

And by the way, she's totally into you too.

And call me a hopeless romantic, but it's my favorite holiday. Really?

And call me, because we are gonna win this.

And calls her the Queen of Soul.

And certainly don't even think about telling anyone.

And Charlene's "I've Never Been to Me" came on the radio.

And Christmas becomes more of an obligation.

And Coach Beiste can never know about this.

And come dance with me, so your dates are really my dates.

And couldn't take a joke about his precious Glee Club.

And cracked up before we remembered that we weren't supposed to yet.

And decides to bring him back to us.

And do you know how many Gaps there are in Ohio?

And doesn't what you did with Santana kinda cancel this out?

And don't forget who the state champ in Greco Roman wrestling is.

And don't forget who was there for you the last time she dumped you on your ass.

And don't say that I'm selfish, because you have no idea how much I've given.

And donating the proceeds to Glee Club to help us...

And each year, that punch bowl is spiked.

And eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

And Emma is looking for a house with her husband.

And enjoyed doing it?

And even though you're all hard and tough on the outside...

And every time I try to touch her...

And everybody's got a random.

And explain that Daddy's a hungry zombie...

And figure out what songs you're gonna sing.

And fine, I shouldn't have lied about it...

And Finn is right. All you ever do is insult us.

And Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.

And Finn will take over Kurt's dad's tire shop.

And focus all of our prayers and give them to Burt Hummel...

And for 15 years, he's been with his partner, also a hairdresser.

And for all the kind words you said about me to Sue.

And for those 30 seconds, I know that that kid has a connection with me.

And for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.

And for what I've done to a lot of you.

And for you guys to abuse that, even in private...

And for you, of all people, to get down on me for that...

And former exotic dancer and current Carmelite nun...

And further demand that you and I start a chapter of PFLAG here at William McKinley

And gave her the confidence to step up and perform.

And generally taking no nonsense from nobody.

And get back to Glee Club. Come on.

And get the ditty on the dirty.

And get the hell out of my office.

And give your speech to the newlyweds, which I will write...

And glamorous with a good dance beat.

And go door to door browbeating hardworking Americans into giving them free food.

And go for the real queen.

And go on a double date with Santana and Brittany to the Sticks.

And go put some rat poison...

And God didn't let you touch Rachel's boobs.

And God knows Sam doesn't have the heat at this school yet.

And good teaching jobs are hard enough to get, let alone one in the arts.

And had you done that, they would've closed up shop by intermission.

And happier than us and have more interesting sex than us...

And have everyone, even your friends, ignore you.

And have one dance with Brittany.

And have you guys ever heard of alcohol poisoning?

And he is a member of the Black Student Union.

And he just took my hand and squeezed it...

And he pointed me towards this woman right here.

And he said yes.

And he said, "There she is.

And he taught my pop a valuable lesson.

And he'll have to go back to the Mondale School for the Boys.

And he'll kick a whole wall down.

And he's barely even fighting me for solos anymore.

And he's losing his feathers.

And he's not gonna be able to make change.

And he's not gonna know about using protection or S.T.D.s.

And he's willing to meet you at your earliest convenience.

And her damn talent.

And her pet stallion Fred, so come early.

And here I am on Valentine's, single.

And here she goes, making me regret voting for her.

And here's the catch: No more Bieber.

And his love of song.

And how do you feel now that...

And how does the school repay them? By defacing the sign up sheet.

And how it's affecting me.

And how long did that last for?

And how long did you work on that choreography? Oh, wait. There was none.

And I I just wanted to say that we're honored.

And I also heard that he is going to be your date.

And I always wanted to get back here and...

And I am looking for a new hobby.

And I apologize.

And I ask you to hear him out.

And I believe in us.

And I believe she could use a little sympathy from us.

And I call this union...

And I came back to make that wrong right.

And I came here to tell you...

And I can confirm that rumor it's 100% true.

And I can really use your help rehearsing.

And I can reinterpret the number a little bit Make it more modern.

And I can't help but think that I let you guys down.

And I can't really get into it, but it's shaken me to my core.

And I cannot find a dress that fits.

And I come in a spirit of fellowship.

And I do in all ways.

And I don't even have a nice car.

And I don't like green eggs and ham.

And I don't mean that as a swipe at either of you.

And I don't sing and dance. I walk tall and carry a big stick!

And I don't wanna be anymore.

And I don't wanna silence anyone else's voices in this group.

And I don't want to start popping pills...

And I don't want you to take it personally.

And I figure it's the only way us Glee studs are ever gonna get any respect around here.

And I found the best song that really goes one step past "Landslide"...

And I get to spend another year with everyone I love, so... I'm good.

And I got asked to be June in the Men of McKinley High calendar.

And I got them to dedicate this Sunday to your dad.

And I had just come out.

And I have an announcement to make.

And I have been drinking since noon.

And I have to say I'm really happy with the results.

And I have to say, it felt really good.

And I I I I tried to stay strong about it...

And I just I think I lost that somewhere along the way.

And I just want our old apartment back.

And I just was totally lost.

And I just, um...

And I know it's sort of hard to really focus on anything else

And I know just the person for the job. Where's Mercedes?

And I know some of us have had a hard Christmas.

And I know that Christmas is supposed to be about forgiveness, but...

And I know that the making of a foie gras might be a little morose...

And I know there's others in here who dig him too.

And I know we have all of our own worries and troubles...

And I know you're not really spiritual or whatever...

And I licked each one so no one would touch them.

And I like the idea of using your Glee Club as unpaid labor.

And I need to be wooed. You understand me?

And I need to start learning to ignore people.

And I need your help to topple her.

And I once became an Avon lady just so I could rob demented seniors.

And I only agreed on the condition that Frankenteen and Lady Trousers...

And I realize I don't want to say it, I want to sing it.

And I realize that I was trying to hold on to how you were making me feel so much...

And I really tapped into my pain for the second song.

And I remember I looked up at my dad and I

And I still got a freakin' cherry ICEE facial.

And I still had a tiny layer of baby fat.

And I suspect that the judges...

And I tell ya, I can't think of anything good.

And I think it qualifies as an anthem, because...

And I think we should celebrate the best way we know how.

And I think we've all come to...

And I think you work so hard at helping other people counseling them...

And I thought Kurt could play the role of Frank N Furter.

And I told you, "Sue, we're going to be hunting Nazis."

And I understand how hard this is for you to deal with, so, no, I haven't told anyone.

And I want abs.

And I want to ask both of you...

And I want to boogie with Carole at this wedding.

And I want to make it up to you with a song...

And I want to take this opportunity to sort of remind everyone...

And I want us to be together.

And I want you to answer it very seriously.

And I want you to be sure that whatever you're doing it for is worth it.

And I wants to get my mack on.

And I was wondering if you might not want to take over his Glee Club duties as well.

And I watched the world be cruel to you, so

And I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.

And I will continue to refuse to answer them because they are none of your business.

And I will love you till the day I die.

And I won't plan a funeral.

And I won't stand by unable to do anything about it.

And I won't...

And I would appreciate it...

And I would like to start a tradition of honoring that player...

And I would totally be with you, if it weren't for Artie.

And I wouldn't fight it, Will.

And I, for one, am gonna be happy to have regionals and nationals to focus on.

And I, for one, don't flatter myself that that behavior can change.

And I'd like to see you in about a week.

And I'll be damned as your hairdresser if any of them sung a single one.

And I'll be singing "Listen" from the movie Dreamgirls.

And I'll consider it.

And I'll fix it up there, and I'll bring it back here.

And I'll see you in court.

And I'll still have you after school and on the weekends.

And I'm

And I'm a lot less hormonal...

And I'm about 90% sure it's still in there.

And I'm basically standing here begging for you...

And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de slanting.

And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine...

And I'm embracing that.

And I'm gonna be anxiously awaiting, just like everyone else...

And I'm gonna be your king.

And I'm gonna load them into my iTunes. Hey, I forgot my purse.

And I'm happy for you and Finn.

And I'm happy to do whatever I can to help make celibacy an option for these kids.

And I'm here to help.

And I'm here to inform you that, effective 4:00 p.m. Today...

And I'm here to tell you to stop studying so hard.

And I'm inspired...

And I'm lucky enough that you're still single...

And I'm not saying that it's better than being loved.

And I'm not saying that it's healthy...

And I'm not your boyfriend.

And I'm ready to have intercourse and babies...

And I'm really ashamed of who I am

And I'm sending home permission slips to all your parents...

And I'm sorry.

And I'm stronger.

And I'm sure there's gonna be some Vocal Adrenaline hecklers there too.

And I'm sure you think I'm crazy for asking him out.

And I'm totally down with that.

And I've been busting my ass to be a better singer and dancer for two years...

And I've embraced my nose.

And I've never even had a drink.

And I've only known him for a little while,

And if April is offering you the opportunity...

And if he turns out not to be gay...

And if I really love you...

And if I took all the water out of the ocean, it wouldn't be wet anymore.

And if Puckerman had a sleepover with Finn, would that be inappropriate?

And if someone was gonna write a song to win regionals, it would be you.

And if the spark is still there...

And if the students here don't respect me...

And if there's someone at the school that can help us do that, they're in.

And if they don't accept it...

And if they win, we will congratulate them because that's who we are.

And if Uncle Andy's 40th birthday party was any indication...

And if we don't find hotter chicks to date tonight, we might show up.

And if Will Schuester wins at nationals...

And if you don't want to join me, I completely understand.

And if you let one misguided societal pressure make you change the way you look...

And if you refuse to sign this...

And if you take my property out of my office...

And if you wouldn't mind just cleaning all this up, that'd be great.

And in case you haven't heard, I like to play dirty.

And in exchange, she's demanding that during the day of the benefit...

And in my office, I have a chair with a naked butt sweat stain to prove it.

And in return, Cheesy Lord...

And in the words of that immortal god, Samuel J. Snodgrass...

And in their world, you singing a duet with Kurt is a death sentence.

And instead, sit your little toddler down...

And instead, they just got mean.

And is refusing to go on.

And it becomes more and more likely that she's gonna start running the Glee Club...

And it gave me the nerve to tell Coach Beiste that Finn and I really want to be on the team.

And it has special powers, I'm telling you.

And it lights up the room.

And it looks like this year...

And it made me feel like crap.

And it said, "Don't dream it, be it."

And it turns out Rachel's boobs are really awesome.

And it was that focus that allowed them to make their masterpiece.

And it was your kids who made it happen, Will.

And it'll be just one night of us just getting crazy.

And it's last ones in, first ones out.

And it's my dream to play a lead role...

And it's our job to guide 'em through it safely.

And it's pretty bad.

And just hope they're smart enough to make a good decision on their own.

And just knowing that those hands were there to take care of me

And just let her know how truly welcome she really is.

And just so you know, I've already bought custom bibs...

And juvie or no, you're already number one on my list to go Death Star on.

And last time I checked, it's not in the Constitution.

And later on, that girl was glad...

And launching a national debate on the safety of athletes...

And leading the Titans to a win in their second game of the season.

And let me tell you something, kid.

And let's work on banging out some songs that rock.

And like America, I need more than just a song to get my juices flowin'.

And like print newspapers everywhere, we're leaner and meaner...

And little girls to dress like whores...

And log on to the Internet and start tearing people down, does it?

And long people have short faces.

And love triangles and questions of sexuality...

And make our own corsages out of flowers from my mom's garden.

And marvel with pride at your new anti bullying movement...

And maybe have a few drinks, and then he'll meet some guy and start fooling around...

And maybe I could get 'em to split one of those Cupid cookies.

And maybe I never will.

And maybe this will send a warning to Karofsky, telling him to back off Kurt.

And maybe we can incorporate those after sectionals.

And Mike Chang has dance moves that are to die for.

And Mike Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance.

And Miss Holliday and Mercedes will go on before me.

And more importantly, you're substituting me for a boyfriend.

And more worried about the fact that it's become clear to me...

And most of our assembly performances usually end in some kind of riot.

And Ms. Holliday was clearly not up to the job.

And my "CurlyHairinCairo" Twitter account helped bring down Mubarak.

And my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.

And my father who is also in Heaven.

And my full budget is restored.

And nationals isn't going to be any different.

And never been able to bring them together.

And no one knows how to kill a ballad quite like you.

And nobody knows Rocky Horror like you.

And nobody seems to notice.

And not just because of the sexy candy striper outfit.

And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw...

And not wasted on learning, Will wasted on booze.

And nothing changed.

And nothing is too good for Sue Sylvester.

And now here's a cool part. Give me your hand.

And now I realize that there's something that matters to me more.

And now I'd like to be the first one to show off my custom T shirt...

And now I'd like to introduce one of the best men:

And now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.

And now I'm gonna be prom queen.

And now I'm in and ready to sink them once and for all.

And now it's been torn away from me like Sophie's daughter.

And now it's your turn.

And now let's welcome the newest addition to The Warblers, Kurt Hummel.

And now our judges for the 2011 Midwest Regional Show Choir Competition...

And now our returning champions from Carmel High...

And now please enjoy the dance stylings of Mr. Mike Chang...

And now speaks out for abstinence education while wearing a Cheerios uniform.

And now they're just that much stronger.

And now they're not B.F. and G.F.

And now to announce our winner...

And now we don't have to hold a bake sale to pay for the bus to regionals.

And now you think you can't dream.

And now you're getting hit on by the coach of our arch rival.

And now you're telling me it's gonna get me killed.

And now you've been kissed.

And now your 2011 McKinley High prom queen...

And now, behold the tradition of our 2011 prom king and queen...

And now, drumroll, Finn...

And now, every time I reach for that tether...

And now, for our final performance of the program...

And now, for our second performance of the program...

And now, from Westvale High School...

And now, from William McKinley High in Lima, Ohio...

And now, from William McKinley High in Lima, Ohlo...

And now, if you'll excuse me

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Holly Holliday.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Mercedes Jones.

And now, let's mosey on over to Sue's Corner.

And now, performing the hit single...

And now, the winner of this year's West Central Sectionals...

And now, this year's head judge...

And on the road to recovery, it's the very first step.

And once again, we are fighting about Rachel. I'm your girlfriend.

And once I get power, I do not let it go.

And once you start doing this stuff, you're not gonna want to stop.

And one day she went to this show.

And one more on the way.

And our budgets will be restored.

And out the door I went.

And over the past few weeks, uh...

And part of our score will be based upon how well we interpret it.

And partnering with Sam is really your only shot at it.

And practicing catch phrases to use when I really take someone down a peg.

And promise me you'll never do it again.

And push, push your feelings away!

And put on that ridiculous Grease catsuit.

And question the whole purpose of arts education.

And quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you...

And Rachel spent the hour quizzing Quinn about the nature of her relationship with Finn.

And Rachel.

And raise a family of beautiful wigs.

And read your amazing creations and give notes.

And reading the unauthorized biography of Britney Spears to stay calm.

And really work on me and dance with other people's dates.

And remember, even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

And remember, vote Quinn Fabray for prom queen.

And rifled through pamphlets on mouth reduction.

And right now I don't want a heavenly father.

And right now you're being the "needy girl" drunk.

And Santana knows that. She's taking advantage of it to break us up.

And Santana loses it.

And save Christmas for the Glee Club.

And say "That dude's my boyfriend."

And say, "You look so beautiful."

And second of all, what kind of a meeting doesn't have bagels or something?

And see if maybe the lyrics of the song...

And seeing that Santa had come?

And shave off that Chia Pet.

And she and I both agreed that the kind of bullying that David does is born out of ignorance.

And she chooses to go back to you.

And she has to work the night shift.

And she looked like this.

And she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.

And she told me to go home.

And she was a little husky.

And she won't go on unless she gets her damn candy.

And she's gone over the edge, even for her, and that's saying something.

And she's got none since, so I'm doing Aretha.

And show the school how cool it's gonna be, how cool we can be.

And shows up at 4:00 in the afternoon...

And since then it's made me feel free to get out of my own way.

And since you guys all seemed to love our little "Defying Gravity" diva off...

And singing a duet with another dude is not laying low.

And smiling has been proven to ward off diseases.

And so I began to pray.

And so I thought maybe this week we could pay tribute to him in music.

And so I'll go on before Sunshine because I'm, well, me.

And so romantic.

And so will we.

And some school board, made up of a bunch of people I've never met...

And something I've come to accept about myself this past week.

And sometimes, when you're not looking, I put weird things in your food.

And Sparky Lohan...

And speaking of S.T.D. s, how is your dating life?

And spent the next hour screaming "Sex party!"...

And spread the word to all the other Glee guys and girls.

And squeamishness about what we want our children exposed to...

And start swaying.

And start the campaign.

And stay focused on our mission...

And stretch.

And suddenly I was denied entry into the pageant circuit.

And suddenly you're not interested.

And summer school to make up for any lost class time.

And swallow him whole like a python...

And talk isn't gonna keep Kurt safe.

And tattoos above her ovaries...

And tell me that you didn't make out with Finn.

And thank you to all the groups who performed here today.

And thank you, Kurt.

And thanks to my counseling, she's available now.

And that I couldn't have asked for a better partner.

And that I respect your needs, and I'll do anything to make you feel safe and happy.

And that I would have...

And that is how you steam scallops.

And that is what duets are all about.

And that is why you can't write a good song..

And that Jesse kid comes in and wipes out all that hard work in 10 seconds.

And that killed me.

And that man is Jesus Christ.

And that never fails to get me goin'.

And that scares the hell out of a lot of guys.

And that was the Spanish classroom.

And that, Brittany, is so 2000, and late.

And that'll help you hold on to the serotonin that your brain naturally makes anyway.

And that's been the joy of my life.

And that's how I made you feel.

And that's how she earned her crown.