Glee - Season 6 Edit

A 100 year old males only policy.

A a strong male lead,

A About me hiding in here and not being proactive.

A and the good Glee Club reviews, and she's gonna see it,

A And they they want me to start in, like, a few weeks.

A Are you okay?

A boatload of Grammys,

A brand new, highly talented singer and dancer

A breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray.

A bunch of tone deaf losers

A candidate for that particular job that I really like.

A change of heart and you've been secretly helping us?

A chubber, a transfer student

A complete dietary overhaul

A completely different person.

A couple weeks ago.

A date with a guy who once mistook you for a man.

A duet with my sister, and I'm gonna sing with Jane.

A dump in three weeks!

A fat crush on him.

A few years go by and...

A five, six, seven, eight.

A five, six, seven, eight.

A five, six, seven, eight.

A for effort, all right?

A fully gender fluid high school.

A girl wants to join the Warblers.

A global brand known worldwide

A good burst of cortisol boosts alertness

A good nemesis only makes you better.

A good nutritional example for the other teachers...

A hard transition to just being friends.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

A last surviving artifact of a place that meant so much to us.

A little jealous,

A little more Tartie in their lives

A little musical number at his bar mitzvah party,

A little old school inspiration for you in the auditorium.

A little romantic to be singing to your friend?

A little taste of what they've been missing.

A little too much, if you ask me.

A little while ago,

A lot of bravery to look around you, and see the world,

A lot. A lot, a lot.

A Lucite platform into the McKinley swimming pool

A mathematical genius?

A medley from Grease. Who wants the Sandy part?

A missing persons report.

A model for public schools that showcase the arts,

A month long, all expenses paid trip

A mouthwatering, delicious, corn fed Porcelain rump roast

A nutritionalist, costume designer

A part of you does as well.

A person strong enough to go through with this transition.

A place where they can go to experience the joy of music.

A precious adolescent memory.

A pudgy ex bully have somehow gotten between them.

A quaint little town.

A quick message from our sponsor:

A really awful idea

A retirement home production sort of way.

A romance it so desperately needs..

A salute to The Sopranos finale.

A sense of what to expect at sectionals, and...

A song about the horrors of child abuse

A stained glass window when you hit a high note

A star player when she sees one.

A state of the art computer lab

A strong Latina woman.

A symphony of self congratulatory sodomy.

A synchronized backflip.

A teacher at Carmel now, but this is your home...

A thousand times yes.

A tween genius who... loves sequins too much.

A very important lesson in being a teacher,

A weekend trip to Provincetown?

A world where the quarterback becomes best friends

A year ago, I would have.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! I'm gonna be sick!

About all of this. I wouldn't be surprised

About being a part of something special makes you special,

About being myself, you know?

About breakups or broken down pickups

About everything.

About following your life's ambition,

About getting funding for another Glee Club costume

About having our gift?

About how Golden Girls is the greatest sitcom

About how he did it.

About how he turned nothing into what we became.

About how I feel.

About how you felt, and I'm very clear

About my daughter Robin.

About sending them to regionals.

About singing "It's Too Late" all over town.

About something that you might find uncomfortable.

About the fat kid who always wears headphones?

About the first week's lesson.

About the first week's lesson.

About the stupidest things.

About the time she came out and her grandma disowned her. Boo.

About this any more than you do. Okay?

About this co teaching thing.

About what a relationship is.

About what our outside interests are.

Above the keys to help you guys out. Okay, good.

Absolutely breathtaking, huh?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely nothing but to make their lives

Abuela?

Abuela.

Academy's gone.

Acrobatic spectacle would remind Vice Comptroller Donna Landries

Across the street from her college.

Actual press clippings about the Glee Club.

Actual show choir enemies.

Actually hide the fact that you lactate

Actually,

Actually, Becky, we need to go

Actually, I could have done it very easily without you

Actually, I do know what I'm going to do.

Actually, I thought maybe, um...

Actually, I thought that if I did,

Actually, I... I had something else

Actually, it doesn't pay anything at all,

Actually, Rachel, there has been a slight change in plans.

After all of my years here at McKinley High.

After all, that's why it didn't work out

After an audition. All I needed

After being away.

After everyone left and it was just...

After everything that we've been through.

After I soiled myself in that pod.

After one team has already performed.

After the first year of college, but I...

After the way you treated all of us?

After we broke up,

Again in a couple weeks when it all goes away.

Against other schools, you know?

Ah, Hector Lopez and I, Alma Lopez,

Ah, here we go.

Ah, remember that old muffler?

Ah, that's really sad, Susie Q.

Ah!

Ah! What do you say we let him out to play, huh?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Of course.

Ah...

Ahead of the reality of what Vocal Adrenaline is.

Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill.

Alcoholics Anonymous has the auditorium.

All except for me. 'Cause I told you I want to sing with Rachel.

All have Down syndrome?

All he is, is Wilma with a set of man plumbs.

All I could think about was you guys,

All I ever wanted was to be a champion,

All I have to say

All I know is that the first time I heard this song,

All I'm saying is no. Hell, no.

All I'm saying is that if she did,

All I've ever wanted is to come home

All in favor of keeping Finn in the Glee Club?

All my best memories from high school are on that wall.

All my emotional triggers... How can this be?

All of the bad reviews and the good reviews,

All of these men have categorically denied this.

All of us to be able to be adults about this.

All of us.

All right,

All right,

All right, all right, all right.

All right, Artie!

All right, cool. Here we go.

All right, don't say a word. I am barely keeping it together

All right, Double Stuf, come on.

All right, everybody, let's circle up!

All right, everyone, huddle up.

All right, everyone, so, uh, at this time,

All right, everyone, take five.

All right, focus, buddy, you got this.

All right, guys,

All right, guys, dinner is served.

All right, guys, how we feeling?

All right, guys. We're back at it on Monday morning.

All right, I don't care what the body's doing.

All right, I think we should probably reschedule this. No.

All right, I'm gonna go.

All right, let's go to work.

All right, let's see what you guys have been working on.

All right, let's, uh, let's go from the top, guys.

All right, listen.

All right, now, stand up.

All right, on three, give me an "amazing." Kitty, count us in.

All right, please, everyone, have a seat.

All right, Roderick,

All right, sluts, I'm out.

All right, the next first place trophy

All right, this pile is Divas Strike Back

All right, what's next, huh?

All right, Wiggle Tush,

All right, you can't just post a sign up sheet

All right!

All right! Great job, guys.

All right? Everyone grab a tube

All right? Your energy, your enthusiasm.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll call you.

All that from getting slusheed in the face?

All that life or death teen adrenaline, all that drama.

All that matters is you did what you set out to do

All that matters to me is you guys

All the arts programs at this school.

All the fun stuff like acting and fencing

All the way. No, sorry,

All this extra stuff makes me feel like more of a man

All this stuff that I've been holding... Shh!

All those in favor?

All those years of carrying up all those stairs. Such a drag

All three declined to comment.

All to reach this moment.

All you have to do is just...

All you have to do is say yes.

Allow you near the students of McKinley.

Almost beyond...

Almost everyone else around here looks at me

Almost everything else is boxed up, but

Almost there. Keep going.

Already putting the other person first

Also, big favor, Mercedes.

Also, I've slashed all the tires on your bus

Also, when I chose to transition,

Alternating sheet music days.

Although just a moment ago, we could only see

Although may clash sometimes...

Although that's not a bad idea for a future exercise.

Although we've just begun to jell as a team,

Always nice to put a face to the name.

Am I a tough customer? You bet your bottom dollar I am.

Am I dreaming?

Amazing to roll with.

Amazing!

Amazing!

Amazing!

Amazing!

Ambition is a dream with a V 8 engine.

Ambrosia salad.

America...

America's dying to know.

America's newest male Sheldon Beiste

Among them GNRH,

An all nighter?

An amazing teacher who accepted us. Well, all of us.

An easier experience

An enemy out of Sue Sylvester.

An entire bag of Funyuns in one sitting?

An entire bag of sugar free gummy bears,

An extension from your body, like a muscle or a limb.

An offer, the buyer just backed out at the last minute.

And "The superintendent said it was okay."

And a Bizarro Jaime and Cersei Lannister,

And a born leader...

And a five, six, seven, eight.

And a love song... not what we would expect from you.

And a paycheck so big, we moved into a higher tax bracket.

And a shoulder to cry on.

And a true taskmaster.

And a Vocal Adrenaline alumni.

And accept the hard truth,

And achieve my ultimate goal...

And actually deserves to be behind bars?

And after two to three milliseconds

And all of our work, it would just end in heartache...

And all of those Cheerios! Out there,

And all the others involved, it's a lot more fun winning.

And allowing passersby to perform lewd acts

And also because you're a director.

And also she started yelling all the time

And also so much simpler.

And although we're not related by blood,

And always be supportive and clap for each other,

And an advisor who's gonna jump ship as soon

And and and a little weird,

And and and sweet,

And and believe me,

And and Blaine is real excited

And and every time I do,

And and expect people to sign up, like Mr. Shue did.

And and face Sue Sylvester... Or any Sue Sylvester

And and I just really, I I hate the idea

And and I want to share that with you, because...

And and it could mean so much to the Warblers...

And and McKinley is to you;

And and my whole life fell apart.

And and show them that we may not always win,

And and that is why I love you so much.

And and the cheers, because you guys have earned it.

And and then there was cross dressing Mercedes

And and we'll work super hard

And and win.

And and, uh, maybe go on a date with her.

And and, yes, Santana's cruelty

And announces his intentions to sabotage Vocal Adrenaline.

And another thing... he wants us to do "Don't Stop Believin'."

And are very impressed with me,

And as badly as I want to save the arts,

And as crazy as this all sounds,

And as soon as I did,

And as we know, no one rolls better than me.

And as your future husband, I demand that you do them.

And bail on actually getting married.

And be friends with someone who would rather see me dead

And be inspired in the process.

And be terrible on purpose

And because of that we haven't wasted one day since we met.

And before you do,

And believe me, it's not just the homos

And besides, what did you expect me to do?

And Blaine, everybody. Oh...

And Blaine's coaching the Warblers,

And Blockbuster Video.

And both of those times,

And boy, was your father surprised.

And Britt, you have got to trust me when I say

And Brittany, it was you.

And built a small robot that forced us to kiss

And by night, I am also an accountant.

And by the time fatty was singing.

And by the way, ma'am,

And Carmel pays five times what McKinley did.

And Carmen just gave that to you, okay?

And Carole King's Tapestry.

And Celebrity Tuesday Singalong

And children these days aren't interested

And choose the other path?

And choreography.

And clearly...

And close your eyes.

And coach a glee club or...

And collected into a small jar.

And commitment to not only win sectionals,

And confess my undying love for you

And converting this place into the beehive of learning

And created something new.

And darker skin makes it harder for him

And Dave.

And dedicate an entire week of practice

And delude themselves that they live in a world

And despite hating show choir

And did I mention

And discriminatory admission policies?

And don't be such a smart ass, Clint.

And don't start me on New Directions! Oh!

And don't waste time behaving yourself.

And don't you think that teaching the power

And Donna Summer when you can do it

And eat some organic chicken instead.

And encouragement is what clouded

And even if we can't relate to the specifics,

And even Sam, but me?!

And even Sam's back, coaching football.

And even sooner, if you keep stressing me out

And even though you still constantly annoyed me,

And everyone rejoices like he's baby Jesus.

And everyone who's

And everyone's invited. It's going to be Friday night in Rachel's basement.

And everything is good.

And face diagonals.

And face diagonals.

And fancy football tickets.

And feeling good, we support you.

And final song in the worst glee club set list

And finally,

And finding someone to put up

And finding the courage to open up your heart

And fled to another school, after all,

And folks are nice, I guess,

And for standing up here

And for that moment, I saw myself back in NYADA,

And for that, I thank you.

And for the longest time, I thought that was silly.

And for what you sang.

And force her to make you the starting quarterback.

And found this footage

And from Portland, Oregon, the Soprano gasms.

And future BFFs together at last,

And get back in there?

And get mad at xylophones.

And get real honest with you, Will Schuester.

And get something when you want it.

And get the hell out of my school.

And get them fired up at the same time.

And getting drunk,

And getting on with it.

And give you the world's most passionate kiss.

And Glee Club director, Will Schuester.

And got legs just to be able to scissor.

And got offered a role on Broadway.

And guarantee your job indefinitely?

And hardly merits a congratulations.

And has the best taste in women.

And have everyone know my name,

And have sex all over my apartment.

And have sex all over your apartment.

And he apologized to her.

And he apologized to her.

And he cheered the loudest when I soared.

And he has decided to have us perform

And he helped lick you clean,

And he knows me better than anyone else.

And he missed the whole aisle thing.

And he picked me up when I was in a million pieces.

And he said I should talk to you.

And he told my mom what happened

And he was

And he was

And he was curious about where I was,

And he was pretty bummed when he found out I only had two.

And he would like to join the glee club.

And he would very much appreciate it

And he's got a lot of fresh ideas that could bring

And he's my little cub.

And he's saving himself until marriage, too.

And he's the captain of the football team, so...

And hear her sing?

And help you and your stupid glee club

And helping us do so well up there.

And higher

And hike up your shorts, please,

And his job to do as I say.

And his music has been featured on everything

And hitting that first note.

And honestly I don't care, but he shouldn't be an evil jock.

And honestly, the rest of us are just...

And hopefully made some lifelong friendships.

And how crazy I've become.

And how everything just worked out.

And how exactly do we prove we're worthy?

And how I should be mad at her,

And how spontaneous they were

And how you perverted the very idea of marriage

And how you sometimes dye your hair blonde for no reason,

And hurl me into that wall behind me...

And husband and husband.

And I also had to stop by the Mercer Kitchen

And I am determined to walk out of here with some class.

And I am impressed that a mind as simple as yours

And I am pleased to welcome back one

And I am so excited to be coworkers with you.

And I am taking it upon myself to destroy the Glee Club

And I can have those things.

And I can see why now

And I can tell by the way that you hold your torso

And I can tell you that nothing feels right

And I can think of quite a few.

And I can't have kids."

And I can't sing.

And I can't wait to have kids."

And I can't wait to see the look

And I carried you back to the car,

And I could totally mess up and forget my words.

And I decided

And I decided it was time for me to stick my neck out

And I don't even care, 'cause I know one thing for sure

And I don't fit your idea of a proper leading man.

And I don't have a lot of friends at this school.

And I don't just think you're the prettiest.

And I don't know what to do about it.

And I don't regret the things I've been through,

And I don't think anyone would really care.

And I don't think that's gonna kill her.

And I don't want to disappoint either of them.

And I don't want to jump back in just to have my heart broken

And I don't want to miss the day that I've been dreaming of

And I don't want to point fingers, but I have to.

And I don't want to upset her.

And I don't want to upset them.

And I don't write Archie fan fiction

And I don't...

And I don't... I don't know...

And I ended up going to a pub

And I ended up having sex with Stephen Hawking.

And I felt like I had to.

And I figure you're fighting this fight for all of us girls,

And I figured one day I would make it,

And I figured, they've given up so much of their lives

And I finally feel so normal inside.

And I fully realize that, over the years,

And I got a hot boyfriend.

And I got cut from NYADA.

And I got to tell you, I think we are failing it.

And I got, like, zero sleep last night, but...

And I had all these big Broadway dreams,

And I had this

And I hate myself for loving it so much

And I have a feeling

And I have only one thing to say to you,

And I have put my personal beliefs

And I have.

And I heard a voice. You you found a student?

And I hope you do...

And I hope you'll remember this time in your life,

And I I got a job. At Dalton.

And I I know everything was

And I I probably won't even get it,

And I I really think we can make this work.

And I I wanted to ask you this yesterday,

And I I... I don't want to do that.

And I just got bored, so I quit.

And I just spoke to the president,

And I just...

And I knew I was lucky

And I knew it was time to blow the whistle.

And I know I've said that before, too!

And I know that most of you came home just for homecoming

And I know that...

And I know this is gonna be one heck of a ride.

And I know this isn't gonna be easy, but I just wanted

And I know we all know that this could be the last time

And I know you.

And I look forward to doing it again,

And I looked over, and I saw

And I love how smart, funny and sexy you are.

And I love you so much.

And I love you, Santana.

And I need for you to answer me honestly.

And I overcame it and I'm over it

And I ran into this barn

And I realized that there is a whole different kind of laughing

And I refuse to apologize to you

And I should hope it remains that way.

And I squatted real low...

And I stand by, and am very proud,

And I supported anything she did.

And I swaddled you

And I take vacation.

And I thank you guys.

And I thank you.

And I think I should leave you two ladies alone.

And I think I sounded pretty good.

And I think it's so awesome that the Warblers' passion

And I think that we've all had enough group hugs

And I think that, from here on out,

And I think they're a little pissed

And I think you're going to be very surprised

And I think you're going to be very surprised with the results.

And I think, babe...

And I think, with a little hard work,

And I thought being away from you all these years

And I thought long and hard about it, and...

And I thought you could really help me bring my vision to life.

And I told

And I told him that victory rally could wait

And I understand that you're not going

And I want them to have what I had...

And I want to go home, I want to get out of here.

And I want to impress him by my singing voice.

And I want to thank my

And I want you to know

And I want you to know that I am here for you

And I wanted her to say that she accepts me.

And I wanted to give them to you myself.

And I was having the most amazing dream

And I was just told that I was expected

And I was thinking, the problem with... moving back home

And I was totally reinvigorated.

And I was very lucky,

And I will always be your dad.

And I will be damned if I let my dads go through with this.

And I will be there on your opening night,

And I will carry our children when we have them.

And I will love you until infinity, Santana Lopez.

And I will love you until infinity, too, Britt

And I will see you at school.

And I will show you all that nobody understands

And I will show you no mercy.

And I will stop at nothing

And I would do anything for Santana, okay?

And I would show them that I'm not a joke anymore.

And I would still opt to eat you...

And I would wrap her shawl around me like a dress,

And I wrestled hogs in my free time,

And I, I wanted to tell you in person

And I, um, I just wanted to believe

And I'd also be happy to pay them...

And I'd be lying if I said her cutthroat spirit

And I'd choose you over everyone.

And I'd like to think that Lord Tubbington

And I'll be back soon, okay?

And I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane."

And I'll be singing "Pony" by Ginuwine.

And I'll make it worth your while.

And I'll make sure you never go hungry.

And I'll probably have to take off a couple weeks.

And I'll remember you guys for it.

And I'm allergic to whatever roadkill he used

And I'm already hypnotized.

And I'm also happy

And I'm Blartie, and I live here, too.

And I'm Brittany's father.

And I'm concerned about him.

And I'm going to marry her,

And I'm gonna get back in.

And I'm gonna take it from here today.

And I'm hoping we can be friends.

And I'm in love with Tina Cohen Chang.

And I'm just in town for a couple of days.

And I'm madly in love.

And I'm never going to stop doing just that.

And I'm never looking back.

And I'm not using that metaphor just because you look exactly

And I'm not willing to sacrifice that anymore.

And I'm organizing the foundations.

And I'm paralyzed.

And I'm putting all of my humiliation out there,

And I'm putting on a show.

And I'm putting the mini Mounds bars into this giant jar

And I'm scared it's gonna collapse

And I'm supposed to just pack it all up now?

And I'm sure my sperm's stressed, too. Mm hmm.

And I'm telling you that you can do this.

And I'm telling you,

And I've been lucking enough

And I've felt that way ever since that summer

And I've gotta come up with

And I've invited a very special guest to join me.

And I've never not gotten away with it

And if either one of us gets uncomfortable,

And if having her in my family

And if I ever doubted that there needed to be somebody out there

And if I think if you were to ask any McKinley parent

And if I were you, I would do, like, 16 to 32 bars.

And if I've learned one thing,

And if one good thing can come out of this whole mess,

And if she wasn't, then I'd have it,

And if that at all seems scary

And if we start excluding people,

And if you come up here now, I am gonna lose it,

And if you do what you always do and just show up,

And if you...

And in second place,

And inclusion? I mean...

And integrity are are more important

And isn't that the kind of energy

And it about you, Rachel.

And it all begins when I trip you onstage.

And it all fell apart,

And it also proves that you need to get out

And it brought some of us home again.

And it is my job to bring structure to our family,

And it means the world to me

And it might be a little presumptuous,

And it never will.

And it reminded me how gifted you are

And it seems like the new kids are nice and stuff

And it still feels good.

And it turns out

And it was her mailman,

And it was just me venting about the breakup.

And it was my vigilance and tough love

And it will not stand.

And it'll be the best thing that's ever happened to you.

And it's eating me up inside.

And it's filling this room

And it's full of inducing community based activities

And it's not because of your teeny tiny booty.

And it's not just that she's scared to try again,

And it's not really because I wanted to,

And it's one I made rather convincingly, I thought,

And it's really unfair of you to suggest anything otherwise.

And it's unworthy of you, my friend.

And Joan Baez are gonna come. Hmm.

And join together as a show choir super group.

And just a little friendly reminder,

And just be yourself, come what may. Mm hmm.

And just hump, hump, hump, hump, hump.

And just leave it sitting there?

And just shoot stuff if I want to.

And just, like... I'm gonna kill everybody.

And just... helping me to stay calm.

And Kurt and Blaine were lucky to find each other.

And Kurt went on a date with a guy named Walter in his 50s.

And Kurt's not really dating,

And laid down a little reverse Sue chology.

And last but not least,

And let 'er rip the second you get home.

And let us rehearse for sectionals.

And let's get this party started.

And like it's not really good bye.

And listening to the crowd settling in.

And looking after you.

And make a pitch to the board.

And make eye contact.

And making your sperm stressed.

And maybe can sing, but it's like, "Wait, who are you?"

And maybe my kids

And maybe she can work on TV,

And McKinley doesn't have a glee club anymore.

And McKinley High is a worse place without her.

And me and you?

And me at sectionals, so, um,

And me.

And Mercedes is happy for me, Kurt is happy for me,

And Mercedes Jones has decided to sign up.

And Miss Barbra Streisand herself.

And moved all the families into

And Mr

And Mr. Hummel for, you know, bringing us all together

And Mr. Shue was a little obsessed with rap and Journey,

And my beautiful wife

And my doctor says I need to take it easy.

And my heart's racing like a slow pig at a sausage factory.

And my legacy has been tarnished.

And my personal Lamaze coach,

And Myron in the club, we have eight members,

And myself have been talking and...

And mysterious creatures and I'm bored. No. No, no, no.

And never having coached it before,

And nine months later,

And no Journey.

And no silly superstitions are gonna change that.

And no spying.

And no touchdowns.

And not because of some surgery, but

And not because you can stop us from getting married,

And not because you remind me

And not fall in love.

And not finding anything whatsoever in Al Capone's vault.

And not for me and Kurt,

And not for what people label him as.

And not getting a little jealous

And not just, like, the next month

And not my weaknesses,

And not one of these McKinley douche bags