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Against. Against. Again, around the Mexican head, against agent, agent. And that's the end of that. Or is it? I guess I'll keep singing myself on appears to be ringing.
Ah.
Ah. Ah. Ah.
Ahh.
All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?
All right, knock it off.
All right. What are you getting at?
And some fruit cocktail in heavy syrup.
And you think that people are going to pay you even though they don't have to, just out of the goodness of their. Well, anything you say. Good luck, lady. You're gonna need it.
And you think that people are going to pay you even though they don't have to.
Are you losing your hearing or are you just stupid?
Are you married?
Are you still mad?
Ay.
Be that word I Dina party.
Bien.
Bingo.
Booring!
Call Mr. Paul. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.
Can you tell me his name?
Carol.
Chip Chip in.
Daddy's home, Sugar.
Doh Homer
Domer
Don't leave no black blue with the token of the lie thy soul had spoken.
Don't pull any punches.
Don't think.
Double cheeseburger, onion rings, Large strawberry shaking. For God's sakes, hurry.
Está enamorado.
Flanders.
Flanders.
Flanders.
Forget you, pal. Thanks for nothing.
Get thee back into The Tempest and the night, Plethorian shore.
Giliii
Give Me The Bat Marge
Give me the number for 911.
Go.
Good boy.
Good morning, Son.
Great. Great. Great. How much? How much, How much?
Guess who's got a date for the prom?
Happy birthday.
Hello, operator, give me the number for 911.
Hello.
Hello.
Here in my car, I am holding a flood. Some of it my, but most of it's not. Here's March.
Here's the Angel. See the Angel? It's my Angel. Someone else is. Stick to the Rakes.
Hey, big spender. Splendor, rainbow suspenders and big spenders. Table 3.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Holiza。
Homer
Homer
Homer C'EST NUL
Homer Bologna Song
Homer burp
Homer Burp
Homer coucou
Homer d'oh 2
Homer Doh!
Homer Laugh
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson here.
Homer Simpson: 2
Homer Simpson: Bart
Homer Simpson: Gasp 2
Homer Simpson: Hey 3
Homer Simpson: Huh?
Homer Simpson: Huh? 2
Homer Simpson: No (crying)
Homer Simpson: Roar
Homer Soundboard Sound
Homer.
Homero Parapatin
Homers Pants
Hope that didn't scare you.
Hotel you.
How much? How much? How much?
I am a Wiener.
I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer.
I am going to explain this to you one more time and then I'm going to hang up on you.
I am Homer tribal chief. I am wearing tiny briefs. G****s, teach values boys should know. Now extended drum solo. Hey.
I am nature's greatest miracle.
I am the champion. I am the Champions. No time for losers because I am the Champions. Of the world.
I am the Champions. I am the Champions. No type of losers because I am the champion. Of the world.
I can't afford it. When I can afford to pay for it, I will, but I can't, so I'm not going to.
I didn't know when to say when.
I don't know.
I have an announcement to make.
I like pizza. I like bagels. I like hot dogs with mustard and beans. I get the picture. I'll eat eggplant. I could even eat a baby. Who's a baby deer on the?
I only did that a couple of times.
I pay my taxes and they pay your salary.
I quit.
I See Your Doodle
I told you.
I want the truth.
I was just wondering if you know, you'd like to come over to my house for dinner.
I.
I。
I'll do a wrap. I missed the cloud and I'm here today. I'm the following guy in the USA. I got a big tow and I'll move a lot of things. Take your car with your one.
I'm a big fat pig.
I'm being sarcastic.
I'm doomed to walk through this life alone.
I'm going to find my brother.
I'm going to hang up on you.
I'm Henry the eighth. I am Henry the Eighth. I am. I am. I've been eating since 6:00 AM For dessert, I'll have dinner again. My name synonymous with lucky. Hello. We eat a Turkey or a ham.
I'm Homie Simpson.
I'm not going to give you $100.
I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave.
I've been wanting to tell you all for years, but I never had a nerve.
If I said no the first time, what makes you think I'm going to say yes the second time?
In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.
In your face, Yeah. How do you like some apples? Who?
It doesn't matter.
It's broken.
It's no trouble.
J.
Joe.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Let me be honest with you.
Let's get some applesauce out here for these pork chops.
Libardo Romero Urrea
Maggie.
Make sure it's squished, flat and crunchy in the outside.
Makes power. He's the man whose name you'd love to touch. But you mustn't. Touch his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you must in fear because his name can be said by anyone. Max P...
Marcha De Homero
My baby beat me up.
My baloney has Your first name is Homer. My baloney has a second name is a Joe ER.
My cookie.
My name is Mr. Burns.
Never You lie.
No my cookie. I.
No time for losers 'cause I am the Champions. Of the world.
No, I can't. It's broken.
No, no, no, no, no fishing. No, No. No. No. No. No. No, No, No, no, no fishing. Fishing. Fishing. Hi, how are you fishing?
No, no, no, no.
No.
No.
Not go nuts. Oh man, I want to be. I'm not Joe, man.
Now let's give it up for Table 5. Table 5. Table 5. Table. Five Table 5.
Nunca.
Oh brother, where are now?
Oh, I get it.
Oh, please, please. This is my life we're talking about here.
Oh, you may not Remember Me. I'm Homer Simpson.
Oh.
Oh。
Ohh.
OK.
Pan Slaninka
Please please please please please please please please please please please. Please.
President Simpson.
Principal.
Ray.
Richard.
Ring a Ding Ding.
Room.
Simpsons
So dancing away my hunger pains, moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kind of like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way.
So you wanna go out with me?
So.
SSB Homerun
Take that, you Ding putt.
Taoist.
Thank you.
That's right.
The hell with this.
Then you have everybody take you. My fault it. Oh, that meat location. Great. You must close it. Write it good.
There was a little Spanish sleep, a record. Of singers like Chipmunk teaching on TV. Why not a little Spanish thing? And so he.
There's not a woman alive who can resist, a man who knows how to mumble.
They must be in heaven.
Three beautiful women. They must be in heaven.
Tôt.
Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful motorboat.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Don't go. Don't go.
Well, I don't know.
What a ripoff.
What are you doing here?
What the dude?
When I can afford to pay for it, I will, but I can't, so I'm not going to.
When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground.
Where are?
Where can I find him?
Why did you do that?
Will you kid shut up?
Will You Two Shut Up
With 1000 bucks.
With flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.
Woohoo.
Wow.
Wow. Yes. All right. Woo.
Yeah, but never do. Homer Dimton, he's the greatest guy in history. From the outer Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, Who are you?
Yeah.
Yes, Sir.
Yesu。
You 2 shut up and quit bugging me.
You and your whole lovey operation stinks.
You are a senile bucktooth old mummy with Bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant butt.
You didn't mean that.
You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground.
You do?
You heard me.
You make the best pork chops in the whole world.
You stink.
You want to try a little harder.
You.
You're a hero. Homer, Jay, you're with crap. As it's gone, tell thank you in the morning for stealing Flanders junk. Homer, Jay, you're a double bacon genius burger. Just a little. Drunk.
You're fired.
You're living in a world of make believe with flowers and pearls and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats.
Your baby brother, Homer.
Yummy, yummy, yummy. I get love in my tummy and I feel like the venue.
4:00 AM.
11:30.
102.
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