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Home > Austin Powers Movie Soundboard
A world bite. Hard.
Allow myself to introduce. Myself. My name is Richie Cunningham.
Are you mad?
Austin Powers dangers my middle name.
Austin Powers dangers my middle name.
But isn't that what being an international man of mystery is all about?
Even before you start. That was a preemptive just now I have a whole bag of shit with your name on it.
Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for. $1,000,000. Well, don't you think we should maybe ask for more than $1,000,000? A $1,000,000 isn't exactly a lot of money these...
Hey partner, come on. You gotta relax. Don't force it. Get a blow out your old ring. Drop a lung.
How dare you break wind before me? I'm sorry, babe. I didn't know it was your turn.
I shagged her rotten baby, yeah.
I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on. You're smashing.
I would never have sex with you ever, if you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth. And the future of the human race depends on our having sex simply for procreation. Still w...
It's no hassle, but. All I'm saying, they're going to get a I I'm just. We we knock, knock. Who's there? Lush, let me tell you a little story about a man named even before you start. That was a pre...
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Lush, let me tell you a little story about a man named.
Now, Mr. Evil, doctor evil. I didn't spend six years in evil Medical school to be called Mr. Thank you very much.
Oh behave. Oh yeah, yeah, baby yeah.
Ohh behave. Yeah yeah baby yeah.
Ohh groovy baby. Yeah.
OK, name Austin Danger powered sex? Yes, please.
Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
So I'm just trying to get a rise out of you. That's so for shits and giggles.
So I'm just trying to get a rise out of you. That's so for shits and giggles.
That makes me angry. And when Doctor Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. People die.
That's Doctor Evil's cat. How can you tell? I never forget a pussy cat.
That's Doctor Evil's cat. How can you tell? I never forget a pussy cat.
This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Allata. A lot of machines. Come again? A lot of vaginas. I'm sorry. I'm just not getting it sound like you said your name was a lot of. Never ...
This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Very shagadelic.
Yeah, baby. Yeah.
Yeah, I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. An evil vet? No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo. An evil petting zoo. You always do that.
You are make you horny.