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And I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
And then we're out of papers. All right then, give me a toilet paper roll, 1/4 screw, and some tinfoil. We don't have a Corkscrew. All right then, get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. Trust me bro, I've made barns with less. Hurry up.
And your name is Mary Jane.
Because you're a fever.
But let me tell you something. I love wheat, OK? I love it. But not as much as I love pussy.
Check it out yo, it's like this.
Chill nasty Nate. Bitch, anybody gonna stab, it's gonna be me. You gotta. Problem with that.
Come on, Mary Jane. I mean, I look like somebody that would smoke. Marijuana, yeah.
Course be fully man.
Damn, B, I've been set up.
Devil Dick, Dick Dick. The mark of the beast. No naughty, naughty jungle of love.
Did you ever see Scent of a Woman? Yup. Have you ever seen Scent of a Woman? On. That's the way to say it, man. It's just.
Doctor said I need a backyard of me.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do it everyone thinks I'm gonna do. Without man. All I want to know is. Who's coming? Who's coming, man? Who's coming? Coming with me. Hey, who's coming with me, man? I will. Chan. Thank you, Chan. Yeah.
Especially on weed man.
Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Everybody breathe. Move.
For $400.00 I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch man.
Four years. That's a week.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool and fuck you. I'm out.
Get away.
Get some. Sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man. Some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen Dazs. Ice cream bars. A whole lot of hot. Make sure chocolate kind of have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, bread, popcorn, Graham crackers. Graham crackers is the marshmallows. Little marshmallows and little chocolate bars. And we make some small orders, man. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's the celery grape Jelly? Captain crunch with blue crunch berries pizzas. We need two big pizz...
Have you ever seen back for $20 bill on weed on some weird shit there, man. There's a dude sitting in the bushes, man. Does he have a gun? I don't know, man. I don't know. What? What? Red team go? Red team go.
He had sex with my Mama.
Hey, Kenny, we're going to get you out of there, man. All we got to do is raise 10% of 1,000,000 yo, which by our calculations is fucking impossible man.
Hey, seen as how we don't know who you are, no. Are you planning on moving out anytime soon? Very good. Why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? I'll be fine. The robberies, what's important now?
Hey, who's tonight? We should make that lazy bitch the guy go yo.
I can't take it too far.
I don't do drugs though, just weed.
I got some booty. I got some booty.
I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this. I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ. You must seek therapy.
I know this isn't your responsibility, but would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department? For me It's on the 2nd floor. Just run this down. Yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it ASAP. Gotcha. Hey I'm not listening your responsibility but just mop the rest of this shit up. I'll be right back.
I myself am a master of the custodial arts, or a janitor if you want to be a Dick about it.
I swear I will bitch slap.
I'm somebody's bitch.
It's got to be forms laying around. I mean, they are scientists.
It's too bad man, I just stopped smoking yesterday.
Jan, you be my girlfriend. I wouldn't, but I'm gay, you know? I'm.
Kenny called. He's in jail. He didn't leave a number. Sincerely, the guy on the couch.
Kenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy.
Lady 7 bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record. I'll give you 5. He autographed himself. I need 4.
Marijuana fixed memory.
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck Dick for coke.
Maui wowie
My dad.
My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must been a shit. Ruined his life. That must have been shitty.
Oh baaaaa!
Right near the beach Boy.
Stop being such a yo.
Sucks to be you man.

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