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Satanic British Lawyer Soundboard

Satanic British Lawyer Soundboard

Satanic British Lawyer (also called British Lawyer or The Satanic Lawyer) is a prank call victim of the Satanic Racist. He was discovered by MistahBlonde on September 1, 2009.

Warning: This soundboard may contain objectionable content, and is Not Safe For Work (NSFW)
All you bye
Alright well I don't you say
Am I speaking to a female now
And can you supply route for maine
And how long you been living there
And how you been in roofing business
And my problems with your name on the recorded message and actually I i work with are in fact non practicing lawyer take leather shoes like this where people make nuisance calls at ten forty PM I t...
Are you from America?
But here I didn't
But you come on talking to maine and i'll carry on talking to you
But you didn't listen to my question
Can I call you lucifer
Did you call this morning
Did you die
Do persistently might these calls
Do you know that way I can do voice identification
Go fuck yourself
Go to the high school this is
Have you found off not in ten forty AM
Hello beautiful
Hello can I help you
Hey heels you'd like to say
How do you get this number
How much time did you serve before
I am interested
I am S roofing
I can't fucking spell
I can't hear you
I can't write
I didn't hear that
I don't know
I gonna do i'm speaking to
I I don't know the stage
I mean how long you been doing this
I shall report you to the police
I think I can help you out you know
I want to know if I can fuck your wife up yours
I'm not talking to you
I'm sorry say again
I'm trying to keep you in conversation as long as I can
Is it possible habit that you carry on calling people like this
Is that all night
It's a someone talking to you
L U C I ever yell
Less than five minutes
Mother fucker
No fucking thank you if you ever call me back
Now i'm speaking to a female
On my slackware
On the person is fun
Please speak english
Rush is a in north london
See you from last night at twenty two eleven
So I love you mama
So something
So where do you live
Social send some dog enerji right at your house
Ten thirty PM
Thank you very much for calling
That's an unusual name
That's where you live
This is been taped I take all my calls
This is being recorded this call your mother
To do shit short your name
Twenty two eleven
United one
Welcome see you can't sign
Well how we gonna deal with it
What number what number is your number
What would you telephone number and i'll call you then
What you do for a living?
What you do toes or flat losing
What's the purpose of your call
What's your name
Where do you come from
Who did
Why is it called you at all
Why you want my address
Will be fine you really play
Will it rain in the sage
Yeah but I thought you should put a new one from my house
Yeah but i'm not like
Yeah I don't think you might need calls to people
Yeah i'm not fucking off
Yeah we filter number
Yes I call you is it
Yes she seems that GPS
You call maine
You don't call anybody
You realize that you're liable to be sentence to equipment again
You retarded mother fucker i'm gonna come get yours
You rude
You you say that you been in their scope is it yeah
You you say that you been in there schoolbuses