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Adele Dazeem #adele dazeem #john travolta #idina menzel #butchers name #mispronounciation #oscars flub
Danny that's my name don't wear it out
Did you just order a five dollar shake
Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car or in a jailhouse with the cops
Don't be lookin' at me like that all right I can feel your look
He fell out of a window well that is one way to say it another way to say it would be that he was thrown out
I don't know about these chicks they're only good for one thing then what are you supposed to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day
I promise I won't laugh that's what i'm afraid of vince
I think it's like a wax museum with a pulse
I was hangin' around down at the beach you know
I'm gonna take a piss that's a little bit more information than I needed vince but go right ahead
I'm not very hungry just give me a double burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream
If you get stopped by a cop in amsterdam it's illegal for them to search you
Is this the end of course not it's only the beginning
Jules you give that fuckin' nimrod 1500 dollars and i'll shoot him on general principle
Let me ask you something when did you make this decision when you were sittin' there eatin' that muffin
Much better than hanging around with you dorks
Now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go home and have a heart attack
Now look i've given a million ladies a million foot massages and they all meant somethin'
Oh bite the weenie rizz with relish
Oh man I shot marvin in the face why the fuck'd you do that I didn't mean to do it it was an accident
Simple's right too bad his brains are in his biceps
So you decided to be a bum
That means that god came down from heaven and stopped the bullets
That's a shake that's milk and ice cream last I heard that's five dollars you don't put bourbon in it or nothin'
The gun went off I don't know why i'm cool I promise you
The way I acted that was terrible I mean it really was it wasn't me you gotta know that it was me of course but it wasn't me
They should be fuckin' killed man no trial no jury straight to execution
Walk out the door get in the car go home jerk off and that's all you gonna do
Well sloppy seconds ain't my style
What a hunk of junk
Would you give a guy a foot massage
You can walk into a movie theater in amsterdam and buy a beer and I don't mean just like no paper cup i'm talkin' about a glass of beer
You gotta have an opinion I mean you think god came down from heaven and stopped (gun shot)
You know if we fix up this car it could be make out city you know that right the chick is gonna have to put out before she even gets in
You see this is a moral test of oneself whether or not you can maintain loyalty because being loyal is very important
'cause the power you're supplyin' it's electrifyin'

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