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Can we get my mom on the phone? #hot ones #need my mom #mom pick me up
Don't spoil kids #i think we should send our kids out into the woods #naked with maybe a ball of string #fish hook if you want to pamper them #hot ones
First law of the sea never place your rear end on a pirate's face
Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful
Let me try be ye disabling of yon shield
My well being is ghosting me. Later bro
Really hard wiping ye burn with a hook for a hand is really hard this be impossible