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Ask the f b I they got the universal terrorist playbook and they're running it step by step
I shot a kid he was 13 years old it was dark I couldn't see him he had a ray gun it looked real enough
Is the building on fire no but it's gonna need a paint job and a shitload of screen doors
They're turning my car into swiss cheese!
What do they put in these things anyway sugar enriched flour partially hydrogenated vegetable oil polysorbate 60 and yellow dye number five just everything a growing boy needs
You know when you're a rookie they can teach you everything about being a cop except how to live with a mistake

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