Robert Downey Jr. Soundboard Edit

Anything else you're kidding me with the hand up right

Can I at least get a reaction from you panic I would say panic is my reaction

Give me a scotch i'm starving

How'd you solve the icing problem icing problem might want to look into it

I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace i'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals

I had my eyes opened I came to realise that I have more to offer this world than just making things that blow up

I never said you were a superhero didn't well good because that would be outlandish and fantastic

I shouldn't be alive unless it was for a reason

I'm doing a little better than walking really yeah

I'm not crazy pepper I just finally know what I have to do and I know in my heart that it's right

Is it better to be feared or respected I say is it too much to ask for both

Is it cool if I take a picture with you yes it's very cool

Jarvis! sometimes you got to run before you can walk

Let's face it this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing

My old man had a philosophy 'peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy '

My turn

Tell you what throw a little hot rod red in there yes that should help you keep a low profile

The truth is I am iron man

They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire I respectfully disagree I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once

They want to lock you out why 'cause the stocks dipped 40 points we knew that was gonna happen

This isn't working we're going to have to overload the reactor and blast the roof

Two vodka martinis extra dry extra olives extra fast make one of them dirty will you

Wheels up! rock and roll!

Worse things have happened I think we're gonna be fine color me up will you

Wow! would you look at that that's something else I don't have any of those floating around

Yeah I can fly

Yeah peace I love peace i'd be out of a job with peace

You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life i'd be prepared to lose a few with you

You've been called the da vinci of our time what do you say to that absolutely ridiculous I don't paint

Your eyes are red a few tears for your long lost boss