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Home > Cheech and Chong's Up in...
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A battle of the bands yeah
A billion dollars now we're getting somewhere
A fire sister a fire i'm on fire what is it
A million
A million pounds
A shitload
Affirmative i'll notify headquarters
Ah look at that man the great outdoors huh yeah great outdoors yeah
Ain't for real check this
All of you come on get out let's go get out of there everybody
All right
All right (2)
All right (3)
All right all right show time come on looky here looky here
All right everybody out move everybody out
All right freeze this is a bust
All right freeze! this is a bust party's over folks
All right it's together man we're going to be there man
All right man be sure to be there and don't be late all right see you later
All right move it out
All right officer clyde contact headquarters and give them our present location
All right we are not brothers of the faith we are police officers
All right we got to call the paddy wagon
All right we're going there ourselves come on over
All right what do you got in here lady
All right yeah we could score some smoke from him yeah I told you man we could
All right you guys ready to jam all right here we go one two three yeah
All the time
All they need is rhinestones on them pointed shoes man yeah
All we got to do is keep practicing man you know like just keep it together
Almost 9 billion dollars
Amigos presenting you all's new uniforms
And a retard
And how important is it to you to apprehend the suspects
And I know she loves me so
And the search boys are going to go searching don't ask me what they're going to go searching for but they're gonna go searching
And then i'm going to take off your dress and then i'm going to take off your bra and then i'm going to take off your shoes
And these are the seeds which may sow the destruction of the human race
And we'd like to rock 'n' roll and play some great music
And what is your name sir
And you know what that means
Anthony I want to talk to you
Arabs from turkey
Arnold
Attention all units attention all units this is sergeant stedenko attention all units this is sergeant stedenko
Attention headquarters attention headquarters
Baby the name plate
Back up
Benny will you shut up i'm gonna tell my
Besides it's just punk rock man you know you don't have to know how to play all you just got to do is be a punk man we could do that
Besides that he's got a van too man it'll be heavy yeah
Best cop I ever knew
Boy she can bust me anytime
Boys my man curtis sure came through for us this time didn't he man
Build your goddamn muscles huh you know you could build your muscles picking strawberries you know bend and scoop like the mexicans
But I say arrebata all the gustos you can find
But then she'd like really get going and she'd be more like you know
But we could get our band in it man we could enter we could win it man and it's 100 dollars too
But why so he can get a free ride man
Bye bye lard ass
Bye bye see you
Can I see your license sir what your license where's your license
Can this wait
Can we see some tickets guys
Can't you see she's sick she's been through a lot in a short period of time she's all fucked up
Can't you see she's sick she's sick all right
Charlie
Check you in the morning
Check you in the morning see you tomorrow
Claymores what claymores
Come on
Come on baby i'll give you a ride let's go
Come on cheeks stay together
Come on cheeks stay together let's stay together
Come on cheeks tighten up
Come on come on in
Come on ice cream
Come on it's open man
Come on let's go check this place out
Come on let's go get high
Come on let's go get high (2)
Come on light it up let's get chinese eyes man
Come on make way for the new king goddamn you're a star man
Come on man
Come on man hurry up and get dressed we gotta go score a lid
Come on man I gotta get rid of this dope man don't act a fool
Come on man let's do it
Come on man we're on in
Come on man you wanted to go out there i'll put you back in the closet
Completely lost due to incompetence
Critical
Damn I wonder what great dane tastes like man
Damn it you stupid idiot look you idiot you are a stupid stupid man
Debbie was telling me all about it
Deport them yeah
Did you bring the id where's the id all right get the id
Did you get the weed
Did you give him some pills
Didn't I put them in the pocket
Do it now man
Do something
Do you expect to see any violence here today I certainly hope so
Do you realize that this is the bust
Do you want to do a lude
Does howdy doody got wooden balls man
Does this show yeah they sure do no I mean this this spot let's see yeah a little bit
Don't make that face man you make me laugh
Don't man it's the cops man
Don't swallow the dope we know you're holding
Don't worry about it buddy it's nothing just some people doing what they're not supposed to be doing that's all
Dope drugs weed grass toot smack quackers uppers downers all arounders you name it we want it
Dude that's
Eh cousin
Even though we do not know what we are looking for we do know the approximate value of the weed itself
Everybody into the van hurry hurry come on
Excellent
Excuse me sir what where's the toilet over there
Far out man
Forgot all about this man
Freeze you chili choking pepper belly
Fuck
Fuck me alex
Fuck me alex fuck me alex fuck me alex fuck me alex
Fuck me fuck me
Fucking vodka man
Gentlemen I don't think we need to comment on the seriousness of the situation
Gentlemen I would like to hear your opinions
Gentlemen we are on the threshold of copping one of the largest shipments of marijuana that has ever crossed the mexican border into the united states
Get in the back get in the back get in the back get in the back
Get me a cookie
Get me up past that last hutch there and jettison me into the paddies
Get over here
Get over here harry
Get stedenko on the phone right away this might be it
Get that siren up
Get up come on now get up
Gets you high don't it
Give me that gun
Give me that!
Go ahead after you king salami
Go ahead hey watch your step yeah there you go yeah right back there
Go on fire it up
Go with it get away from you tell me to go with it
Go with it go with it
God I will never ever never take a bald headed man in the department again
God it sure looks real
Goddamn what was in that shit man I never had no dope like that before in my life man
Good afternoon officer
Good afternoon sisters
Good dog man
Got my leg caught just i've got my legs caught
Gross
Guacamole in my shoe
Hard hat
Hard hat code name hard hat do you read radio dispatch
Hard hat hard hat do you understand
Harry
Harry are you understanding me I am stoned I am stoned
Harry get a sample of that car
Harry luke come on
Harry remember to get a lab sample of this stuff
Harry what are you sure you talked to headquarters
Harry will you cool that just stop that harry
Hat hard hat
Have a seat the boss will be right back
Have the rest of the men stand by
Have you anything to say for yourself
Have you got the book no sir
He don't like it he wants some
He is so sweet you know
He said is your name pedro I says yeah I guess so
He said then come with me 'cause you're the man we've been looking for
He said where were you on the night of july 29 I said man I was home in bed he said judge that man's lying
He's a bright kid and he's going to military school and remember he was an eagle scout and
He's covered
He's probably got some dope man he's always got the best smoke
He's really weird man
Headquarters headquarters come in please this is code name hard head
Hello can't hear you man just a minute
Hello headquarters hello headquarters come in headquarters
Hello hello hello
Hello hello hello hello hello can you hear me
Hello hey pedro
Hello radio dispatch this is code name hard hat code name hard hat do you read me over
Hello uncle chuey this is pedro
Hello who's this james!
Her boyfriend's name was alex you know
Here i'll take it out for you will you yeah sure just take it off oh great
Hey be brave and be sure to remind me we gotta take those back or we'll get charged for an extra day
Hey be careful with that shit man
Hey blind man
Hey come back jesus
Hey come on
Hey come on man come on
Hey did that really happen
Hey did you get the dope man
Hey don't take those man
Hey double bubble
Hey everybody be quiet i'm calling home
Hey excuse me where's the toilet
Hey fella
Hey get rid of it not that way man throw it out throw it out
Hey got something for you lard ass
Hey have fun at magic mountains
Hey hey
Hey hey hello
Hey hey hey come on look at i'm sorry hey!
Hey hey man hide what hide man it's a bust
Hey hey man we got a ride
Hey hey no man now get in the back
Hey hey wait a minute wait a minute hey you hey listen wait a minute
Hey hey you don't even know where you're going wait for me
Hey hey! watch the road!
Hey hold it man no man I can't wear this
Hey hold on don't start without me
Hey hold on to your thing man
Hey holmes
Hey holmes this your ride yeah wow
Hey how long does this shit last man
Hey how you doing
Hey how you doing man
Hey hurry back I miss you already darling
Hey I ain't going to talk about nobody's birthmark
Hey I dig mexico man i'd like to come back here when we got more time
Hey I got to go to the bathroom i'll meet you guys outside okay okay
Hey I hope the drums don't mess up your upholstery man
Hey I need a pin or something
Hey i'm down here
Hey i'm just a love machine and I don't work for nobody but you
Hey if he sold you that man I wouldn't want
Hey it's a bird man a bird is answering the door
Hey it's the cops they're coming man
Hey just a minute man I got a few more things I gotta get okay i'll be right back just a minute
Hey just listen to me man really gotta believe me i've been framed man!
Hey listen can we get off this street man listen we're parked in a bad spot
Hey listen man if you hear some noise in the bedroom you know moaning and groaning don't pay any attention to it it's just me and my old lady
Hey listen man when we get back to town let's really get serious about this group okay
Hey listen where's the bathroom
Hey listen you can sleep in that bedroom right there man
Hey look we're on tv man
Hey man
Hey man am I driving okay
Hey man are you awake
Hey man don't answer the phone even if it's me calling man I think it's bugged
Hey man get the seeds
Hey man how far you going man
Hey man I already took them man
Hey man I can't wear this stuff man this is terrible man look it don't even fit
Hey man I got some weed straight from turkey boy it's what set them arabs off
Hey man I never had it before man
Hey man I never had no acid before man
Hey man look the house is being raided man get out of the house
Hey man opscays you hear man get outsky man
Hey man thanks an awful lot man
Hey man this stuff is so bad it'll put a hump in a camel's back
Hey man we got deported we're down here in tijuana right now we need a way to get back
Hey man we got stopped by the cops man I don't have a driver's license
Hey man what are you doing come on man get it together
Hey man what are you doing man you scratched my window
Hey man what you're squashing my nuts oh
Hey man you know how to drive man sort of why take over man
Hey man you know where these chicks are going they're going to the roxy man they're having a battle of the bands there man
Hey man you want to get out and walk man
Hey mellow out man!
Hey my uncle chuey's got a van we gotta smuggle back across the border man
Hey no wonder anita bryant's pissed off
Hey now you know what you need to go with this bad ride a chick
Hey pedro hey pedro my man
Hey pedro man where's the white dude you say was playing the drums
Hey pedro pedro
Hey sarge listen to this
Hey sarge the van the van the van
Hey sergeant get a load of these two
Hey seriously man these look like waiter uniforms
Hey strawberry
Hey strawberry (2)
Hey strawberry (3)
Hey that's false advertising that man
Hey that's heavy man
Hey there hey what's your name man the dude wants to know your name man
Hey these uniforms are lame man
Hey they're busting nuns man
Hey this is the street man come on
Hey this looks like a bust hey
Hey wait a minute he's right man these are lame
Hey wait a minute man i've been framed man!
Hey wait a minute who owns this van
Hey want something to eat man they got some pizza
Hey watch the road man
Hey we'll go right back there the rest of it is right back there
Hey we're here to pick up the van man
Hey well you know what I do need man we been looking all over for some smoke man nobody has no grass man you got some
Hey what are we smuggling
Hey what are you doing man
Hey what do you mean
Hey what kind of joint is this man
Hey what was that shit man
Hey what we getting pulled over
Hey what's going on
Hey what's going on man
Hey what's going on out there man excuse me what's going on out there
Hey what's happening
Hey what's happening curtis
Hey what's happening man how you doing
Hey what's in this shit man mostly maui wowie man but it's got some labrador in it
Hey who are you
Hey you ain't a chick yeah I know but listen that's the only way I can get anybody to stop man
Hey you guys have a nice day thank you
Hey you know what I do got though man I got a joint man
Hey you know what i'm talking about
Hey you know who he is tell him who you are boss
Hey you like that man
Hey you see what I see man yeah hey they're hitchhiking man
Hey you want to get high man
Hey! son of a
Hi hi jade east
Hi ladies hey hey apres vous all of you thanks
Hi mom
Hi you're looking good
Hijo de la chingada! is that a joint man
His name is ralph man
Hold it right there hold it right there come back here
Hold on man I got the real shit right here man that's my dick
Holy
Hot fudge hot fudge sundae with some whipped cream on top nuts
How can you eat this stuff man
How can you make a tv set out of marijuana
How far are you going man all the way
How long have you been in mexico
How long have you guys been in mexico a week I mean a day
How many pieces have you had
Huh el roacho
Hurry back man there's some joints around here hey there's coke and everything man
Hurry up man
I ain't high i'll tell you that man I don't feel nothing man
I almost gave you the wrong shit man
I been framed
I can see clearly now the rain
I can't believe that they burned all the smoke
I can't believe this
I can't believe we can't find no grass nowhere man that's 'cause too many people are smoking it now and it really makes it tough on the rest of us
I can't breathe
I can't breathe man
I could probably smoke this whole joint man and still walk away man it wouldn't be no problem at all man
I didn't even think you had any man I wouldn't even have stopped
I didn't see you man
I didn't think it was going to be like this man
I don't believe it I really don't believe it you guys are supreme idiots
I don't care what people think about me
I don't feel so good man
I don't know
I don't know but here comes the mounties to the rescue
I don't think he's seen us
I even smoke that tied stick you know tied stick yeah you know that stuff it's tied to a stick you know oh thai stick
I forgot it's the wedding
I got a cramp
I got a joint here man i've been saving for a special occasion
I got a popper we could either like you know party later or try to start his heart
I got it on me man you got to check it out
I got to pee
I gotta get out of this stuff
I had known
I have a song here by a group called the search boys
I hope mine is as bad as this you know hey you know it
I hope so man
I just remembered man I got some hash oh yeah well fire it up holmes all right
I just thought of something real funny man hey your mama
I knew I was a victim of somebody's evil plan when this scroungy looking dude came up and said yeah that's him man
I knew this party was gonna be a drag
I love a manly chest yeah so do I i mean on a girl
I love them don't you like these
I mean how could you let a big green van slip right through your fingers
I mean i'm on top of it rest easy curtis is on the case
I mean some people are paying like 100 bucks a lid man
I mean this is some bad weed
I must've got it in the other pocket man
I never do nothing wrong but every time I get the blame hey i've been framed!
I never do nothing wrong but every time I get the blame I was framed
I never do nothing wrong man but every time I get the blame
I never smoked no shit like that before
I only know three chords
I said hey man i've been framed hey no really man I was framed
I said wait a minute man I was framed man!
I saw that on a movie once
I seen those guys that walk around my neighborhood that had too many acid man their heads look like a pumpkin like that man
I spilled it I made a mess I was just trying
I take a toke and all my cares go up in smoke
I think he's got stage fright man come on man
I think he's the antichrist
I think I fucked up
I think it's even better than before you know
I think we're onto something really big harry
I think we're parked man
I thought we were going to get busted for sure man
I thought you said you had some
I told you curtis is our partner man he came through for us you know
I told you not to buy it man god
I want to be like me like I have my own special way of looking and dressing that's me no one can take it away from me
I was sitting in the coffee shop just minding my own affairs when all of a sudden this policeman caught me unawares
I wasn't looking at his neck I wasn't looking at
I wish I had some you know
I wouldn't shit you baby
I'll be cool
I'll be in the kitchen
I'll buy you something to eat
I'll check the rooms on the left
I'm annihilated you know
I'm blind oh shit i'm blind!
I'm doing friend
I'm freezing at 200 million
I'm going that way
I'm just a love machine and I don't work for nobody but you
I'm just doing my job man
I'm on the verge of a total pig out and you tell me to go with it i'll go with it
I'm so bloody rich I own apartment buildings and shopping centers
I've never been so disgusted in all my life
If I ain't out in three weeks man send a search party
If they're not there we can go up to san francisco
If you need air call it in
If you'd deploy a little recon you'd see that charlie has us surrounded
Igpays igpays vamoose
Imagine the field day those two creeps are gonna have when they find out that van is made of grass huh
In here
In the car!
Inside tv sets
Inside!
Is that seven or a one it looks seven
It looks like a toothpick man
It won't hurt you man
It'll boogie woogie on your brain
It's a bust man
It's a bust man get the seeds
It's a bust man we got to figure out some way to get you out of here man shit
It's a heavy duty joint man
It's better it's out it's out it's better that feels better oh god
It's dog shit
It's going to make me freak out man
It's like the best thing in the world we're going there and everyone's going to be there and everything
It's locked man
It's me pedro man
It's not a bunch of nuns in a station wagon it's two hippies in a green van
It's not really
It's open man go ahead go ahead say something
It's supposed to be worth millions and millions of dollars
It's turning blue
Jeez I don't believe it
Jeez I hope you're not busy for about a month
Jeez I hope your dick's bigger than this man
Jeez jesus
Juan don't beg me man go in the kitchen you know
Just 'cause we tight i'm going to let you have it for a double dime
Just a minute it might be a trick man
Just how much do you think is in this dope factory
Just how well do you know that freak with the basketball
Just let me do all the talking man I got it
Just stay here i'll just do it to you here okay
Just wait here a minute huh okay
Keep on knocking but you can't come in
Keep your eye on them harry keep your eye on them
Kind of grabs you by the boo boo don't it
Knuckles genuine diamonds baby
Ladies and gentlemen taurus
Lard ass lard ass
Later for you you little jail baits
Led zeppelin
Let go let go man
Let me show you
Let's go come on
Let's have some tickets let's go let's have some tickets
Let's not let anything interfere with our music this time yeah that's right
Let's see some id here show him your id
Like everyone would be dozing off and all of a sudden she'd start up first you'd hear it it would start like you know
Like I know where the best dressing room is
Like I smoke that michoacan man acapulco gold man
Listen our agent just phoned from mexico
Listen to me you pervert
Look at him man I wonder what he's been smoking well whatever it is I wish we had some man no kidding
Look at these uniforms jack
Look but i'm not just in it for the money I really like it
Look do what you want but don't die you know that's what's really important like not dying you know you know what i'm saying
Look i've been writing this new song listen to this man
Look if they find it you want to set aside some lids for me
Look it don't even hey it's too short man
Look you take the point i'll take the rear
Looky here check it out
Mama talking to me trying to tell me how to live and then it goes 'cause I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve then it goes
Man did you eat one of them burritos too man
Man hey listen we got a gig at the roxy man so get the guys okay
Man just put it down man get rid of it man oh shit we're at the border man
Man like get over man
Man look man we got to score some before we go on
Man that shit ain't shit man
Man where'd you learn how to drive man
Mellow mellow mellow yeah
Mellow out relax man
More! more! more!
Moving right along we don't know who they are but here's alice bowie
Murphy
Murphy hide
Must be some heavy shit
Must've had a party here man
My basketball coach he done kicked me off the team for wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen
My cousin he doesn't have a job man we'll make him the manager
My daddy he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes he caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My license it's on the bumper man back there man
My mama talking to me trying to tell me how to live
My mama talking to me trying to tell me how to live but I won't listen to her because my head is like a sieve
Nail it down man nail it down
Next tune you hear will be dueling bedsprings
Nine billion big ones boys
Nine billion big ones to help diseased young minds with marijuana smack toot quackers you name it
No
No (2)
No (3)
No baby check these out
No baby you cleaner than skeeter's peter
No come on it's my bowl
No harry no no no not inside tv sets
No hey it is a toothpick man
No hey man if we're going to wear uniforms man you know let's everybody wear something different
No I don't have some I do but I don't have enough
No I mean look at that man looks like a radio station
No I mean your driver's license
No i'm in a band too man oh are you yeah i'm a lead singer man
No i'm pedro man open up
No it's not a toothpick man
No man it's just it is a toothpick
No man the town's dry there ain't no dope nowhere man
No no I mean on the road
No no sit down
No not yours use my gun
No shit
No that is a gun that is not a ticket
No who is this is
No you idiot not out there on the microphone on the microphone
Not bad
Now just go om what do it man om om om om
Now listen don't walk away from me when i'm talking to you
Now that is quite a quantity of marijuana gentlemen it is not a lid it is not a kilo it is not a gram
Now the weed is separated from seed
Oh blackie you're wonderful
Oh could this be magic oh yeah magic
Oh curtis man
Oh glo see you
Oh god
Oh god I hope that was a fart
Oh god oh god oh yeah
Oh good god almighty me
Oh I forgot shit
Oh I got a cramp no no I got a cramp yeah yeah yeah ow ow ow ow! oh god I got a cramp
Oh i'm sorry man
Oh if you don't mind
Oh is that great
Oh it's right there see that door there
Oh listen to me judge I was framed!
Oh man are we at the border already looks that way man
Oh man are you flipped out on one of your vietnam trips man
Oh man it's a cop
Oh man it's just the migra
Oh man no that's good acid
Oh my god
Oh nothing I wasn't looking I was just I wasn't looking at his neck man
Oh okay
Oh okay (2)
Oh pedro you got a taste of soul to you bro and style too
Oh right all right
Oh right here would be fine man
Oh shit
Oh shit (2)
Oh shit (3)
Oh shit (4)
Oh shit (5)
Oh shit (6)
Oh shit (7)
Oh shit (8)
Oh shit anybody got any coffee or anything
Oh shit hey man well get rid of the stuff man yeah better get rid of this shit yeah hurry up
Oh shit hey man you dropped it in my lap man
Oh shit man why didn't you tell me that when you started driving
Oh speed no I don't got no speed man
Oh strawberry
Oh that's him man
Oh that's james the bass player man
Oh there's a pin right here on my tutu man
Oh well we'll just make a few minor adjustments holmes look here ain't nothing to
Oh what is it heavy stuff man will it blow me away better put your seatbelt on man i'll tell you that much
Oh wow
Oh wow all right
Oh wow hey I really like your car man
Oh yeah I see london I see france
Oh yeah oh yeah no no no oh yeah oh yeah no no
Oh yeah that's the one
Oh yeah these are great sergeant you can see everything
Oh yeah well we were stopping by to see if we could score some smoke man you know we've been all over the neighborhood you know and nobody's got none you know
Oh yeah yeah I got my driver's license man
Oh yeah yeah man you can have the whole thing yeah thanks
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah hold on yeah
Oh yeah you know who this is
Oh you do
Oh you got some speed man huh
Oh you guys is tripping man
Oh! put me down stop it
Okay don't go scuba diving
Okay just a minute man I gotta get my stuff
Okay just be cool
Okay let's go
Okay the boss will be right back man he's somewhere else
Okay up against the wall all of you let's get up against the wall
Okay well hurry up 'cause I got a lot of things to do
Okay well sit there and be cool i've got to shit
Okay what's the address 1811
One guy in the front room
Out of sight man
Pass the word along tell the men it's time to shoot the moon
Pedro
Pedro (2)
Pedro come here man
Pedro get out here man
Pedro the place is full of joints come on back man
Pedro this is curtis baby
Pedro yeah this is pedro I mean no
Pedro yeah yeah right pedro man
Pedro's not here
Piss off
Porque all of the time get high time
Put her in first gear here we go hey hey! second gear hey! third gear here we go!
Radio dispatch do you know who this is
Reach your hand down there get it! stop the car here get it
Read the book jesus all right
Really blew the dog's mind
Reminds me of a funny story my dad used to tell me harry
Request lines are now
Right on man I didn't know your name was alex man
Right sarge
Roll down your window
Sarge I think it's 4 billion
Sarge the wagons are on their way
Say uh daisy lou would you like to hear a little tune
See anything negative
See they come down with a big old bus they take the whole wedding party down plus they even get fed lunch man
See what's happening is my cousin is getting married down in tj man so he calls the immigration on himself
See you tomorrow all right yeah we got rehearsal okay okay okay
Seeds why man they can't bust you for seeds
Sergeant have you yourself smoked marijuana only once
Sergeant stedenko
Sergeant stedenko exactly what are you looking for
Sergeant telephone
She was like nuts you could always tell if she was in the hotel balling her old man you know
She's got the best stuff i'm telling you she cuts it herself
Shit I been smoking since I was born man I can smoke anything man
Shit I need some air
Shit i'd have a cramp there too man whoo!
Shit i'm going to die man that stuff's going to make me die man
Shit lookit
Shit man come on hey how many fingers you see
Shit man how am I going to get him out of there
Shit maybe I could get you a job with united fruit I got a buddy with united fruit get you started
Shit shit
Shoot the moon
Shoot the moon (2)
Shoot the moon (3)
Shoot their tires out got it
Shut your mouth baby
Sick
Single file
Sir what is your name
Sir what's your name
Sit down
Smoke you want some smoke yeah i'll get you some smoke man
So fine my baby's so doggone fine I do it to her nearly all of the time so fine
So go with it put it in your sundae
So I roll un bomber
So it was a station wagon huh harry
So like we was wondering maybe if we could score some smoke from you
So the next day he comes up to me and he says you know thanks for being there like you saved my life you know just like cher
So we're cool
So who are these guys
So you better be good
Sometimes that helps man
Sometimes when you got to go really bad you can't you know
Son of a bitch
Son of a bitch look at the some asshole pissed on my leg
Son your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the finkelstein boy
Sorry man you got to have tickets
Sounds heavy this could be it
Sounds very latin could be the mexican connection better get this down
Spend one week at the border and what do we end up with busting a bevy of nuns a guy pisses on my leg and I lose my special canine sentry dog
Stand by
Starbuck starbuck
Start the interrogation murphy i'll be right back
Start with strawberries you might work your way up to these goddamn bananas
Strawberry
Strawberry strawberry
Strawberry they're around your pad man they're gonna bust your pad
Strawberry's not here
Strike that line chatter grunt
Sunset strip that's where they hang out
Supposed to eat a little bit of ice cream with it
Sweetheart i'll talk to him
Take a walk what do you mean take a walk who are you
Take it easy take it easy
Take these man take these this will mellow you out man
Tell him we didn't do nothing we didn't do nothing
Thank you very much oh shit
Thanks sarge
Thanks to the efforts of our undercover man inside the dope factory we have some very interesting facts
That
That means you buddy
That's a good question harry i'll show you
That's cold blooded hey let's watch okay
That's heavy man
That's high grade stuff could be peruvian flake
That's my cousin strawberry man
That's right boys everybody in boys all the way down all the way down that's right boys
That's right keep laughing miss just keep on laughing but this is not a laughing matter this is serious
That's the heaviest shit I ever smoked man I mean I smoked a lot of shit before man but goddamn man that's heavy shit
That's what lost the war
The better the bust the bigger the boost
The buying and selling of dope in this country may be the last vestige of free enterprise left
The cops are out looking for it now jesus I hope they find it me too
The cops just went by man hey they're right hey man we're being pulled over man
The freak with the top hat and the tire is leaving with a basketball cover the freak
The liquid is then acted upon by a chemical which makes it hard like a plastic
The methods have become unbelievably devious
The migra yeah they're looking for illegal aliens man
The only kind of meat a priest could eat on friday was nun
The plastic is then transformed into a spray
The question is how are they going to transport it across the border by boat carrier pigeon plane freight piggyback plaster casts long trucks
The record person is waiting
The request lines are now open kgfj soul radio
The smuggling of marijuana from mexico into the united states has reached a dangerous high
The television set alone is worth close to a million
The tube the picture the aerial the whole works
The tv set itself is the marijuana
The wedding
The weed is then transformed into liquid
Then she'd have like two tears
Then the prosecuting attorney started prosecuting on me you boys are in a lot of trouble that dude gave me the first second and third degree
There oh yeah that's just like it oh!
There they go harry keep your eye on them
There they go harry there they go I see them I see them
There was 10 poor dudes like me standing in that line
There you go watch your step i'll watch everything else
There's got to be somebody in this town that's got a lot of smoke yeah
There's one of them
There's rumor sergeant that the suspects might be armed and dangerous
These cats are into something heavy man
These uniforms is out of sight man
They almost look like real nuns don't they harry right down to the stockings
They burned the stash they had oh no yeah can you believe it they burned the whole thing yesterday oh no

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