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Home > Kenny Powers - Eastbound &...
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Alright so let me get this straight so i'm going to pay for a blowjob and I gotta pay forgot him hotel room too
But I tell you I said put something nice on you don't like a busted daytona stripper in that shit
Honey I love you I think you're terrific girl but you have clothes like a fucking dick head
I gotta come clean babe there's one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it in that image at one images your big tits kenny
I gotta tell you I thought the blacks in baltimore bad but turns out they're nothing compared to these bags you got in san francisco
I just saw two boys r six i'm just kidding
I play real sports not trying to be the best in exercising
I said i'm not still
I'm trying so hard not to be an asshole to you guys OK just please work with me here
I've been blessed with many things in this life and arm like a damn rocket a cock like a burmese python in the mind of a fucking scientist
It's just i'm jenny powers and i'm very upset with how i'm acting right now I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions and I can't stop from yelling so i'm very sorry I don't mean offend y...
Katie powers now free agent by the bar and get shit based up give me pay bitch superstar
Mongoloid mike is that what you should call bust his head open with a stick remember that
Oh OK yeah I hurt myself I hurt my nose
Oh you think that's funny how do I share my balls right here and you can tell me if they shrunk huh no free information I have full size balls next question
Or anybody wants to pick up anybody in class aim for him because I ain't watching
Right yeah who's going to want to stick that OK
The game how do you feel about playing for new york you mean jew york fucking great
Uh yeah gold might get you jonas brothers tickets black vault three of 'em sucking your dick i'm listening
Where kids may your dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers you should live down the street from us
Yeah we need to change my pants i'm just playing I didn't come in my pants
You know that type of plug started back in the day from a little disgusting birdbath in someone 's backyard that rats age sex to birds in it and create a whole new type of aids
You still at little bastard in the computer room little second drawer where I keep my weed underneath the handgun there's a stack of porn that'll put couches on those little hands ears
Your name your daughter after fucking titanic