Main Content
Sound Added to Your Favorites Soundboard

Log in or create an account to save your favorites, or they'll expire in 4 hours

Error Adding Sound
Error adding sound to your favorites.
Sound Reported
Sound reported and our moderators will review it shortly.
Error Reporting Sound
Error reporting sound. Please use the Contact page.
43,225 626,466
Spy from Team Fortress 2 with a cigarette, wearing a suit and mask, exuding stealth and cunning.

Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a 2007 multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve Corporation. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic.
See also: Spy (disambiguation), Team Fortress Classic, 2Fort, John Patrick Lowrie, Spy Hard, The Orange Box.

A soldier is a spy.
A soldier is a spy.
Activate the charge doctor.
Activate the charge doctor.
After you.
After you.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
All in a day's work.
All in a day's work.
Apologies.
Apologies.
At least you died for honor and my amusement.
At least you died for honor and my amusement.
At your pleasure, Doctor.
At your pleasure, Doctor.
Boo you repulsive bushman.
Boo you repulsive bushman.
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination.
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination.
But of course.
But of course.
Cheers doctor.
Cheers doctor.
Cheers, engineers.
Cheers, engineers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Clearly they were outclassed.
Clearly they were outclassed.
Come help me capture this.
Come help me capture this.
Come on, I don't have all day.
Come on, I don't have all day.
Coward.
Coward.
Did I throw a wrench into your plans?
Did I throw a wrench into your plans?
Did you forget about me?
Did you forget about me?
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Does it hurt when I do that it does, doesn't it?
Does it hurt when I do that it does, doesn't it?
Dominated you fatuous, fat headed fat man.
Dominated you fatuous, fat headed fat man.
Dominated you mushmouth freak.
Dominated you mushmouth freak.
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around.
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around.
Everyone back to the base partner.
Everyone back to the base partner.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Fast rate.
Fast rate.
Fire, fire, fire.
Fire, fire, fire.
Follow me doctor.
Follow me doctor.
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
Giddy up now to hell.
Giddy up now to hell.
Go to hell and take your cheap suit with you.
Go to hell and take your cheap suit with you.
Good day to you, mate
Good day to you, mate
Good Lord, you fight like a woman.
Good Lord, you fight like a woman.
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha ha...
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
HAHAHAHA OH(snort X2) OH HO HA HA HA (snort) HAHAHAhaha
HAHAHAHA OH(snort X2) OH HO HA HA HA (snort) HAHAHAhaha
Happy trails laborer.
Happy trails laborer.
Heartwarming.
Heartwarming.
Hello again, dumbbell.
Hello again, dumbbell.
Help me capture the point.
Help me capture the point.
Help me defend.
Help me defend.
Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.
Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.
Here's what I have that you don't have functioning liver depth perception and the pulse.
Here's what I have that you don't have functioning liver depth perception and the pulse.
How?
How?
How's that bottle of Scrumpy now?
How's that bottle of Scrumpy now?
Howdy partner
Howdy partner
Hum.
Hum.
I appear to have burst into flames.
I appear to have burst into flames.
I appreciate your help.
I appreciate your help.
I could use a hand defending here.
I could use a hand defending here.
I did all I could.
I did all I could.
I do believe I'm on fire.
I do believe I'm on fire.
I dominate you, you sluggish, simpleton.
I dominate you, you sluggish, simpleton.
I feel tres bon!
I feel tres bon!
I hate you.
I hate you.
I have been shown who is the boss.
I have been shown who is the boss.
I murdered your toys as well.
I murdered your toys as well.
I must be dreaming.
I must be dreaming.
I never really was on your side.
I never really was on your side.
I require assistance.
I require assistance.
I think not.
I think not.
I'll be seeing you.
I'll be seeing you.
I'll see you in hell. You're handsome rogue.
I'll see you in hell. You're handsome rogue.
I'm afraid not.
I'm afraid not.
I'm back, you subnormal half wit.
I'm back, you subnormal half wit.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.
I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.
I'm looking at your X ray and I'm afraid you suck.
I'm looking at your X ray and I'm afraid you suck.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I've nearly finished what your liver started.
I've nearly finished what your liver started.
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming.
Incoming.
Incoming.
Incoming.
Is this mode here?
Is this mode here?
Jarate
Jarate
Just lay your weapons down and walk away.
Just lay your weapons down and walk away.
Kaboom to you, Sir.
Kaboom to you, Sir.
Kaboom, indeed, you drunken Wretch.
Kaboom, indeed, you drunken Wretch.
Laughter Really is the best medicine.
Laughter Really is the best medicine.
Leave me hanging and you will regret it.
Leave me hanging and you will regret it.
Let us move.
Let us move.
Let's settle this like gentlemen.
Let's settle this like gentlemen.
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
Many thanks.
Many thanks.
May I borrow your earpiece? This is scout rainbows make me cry although.
May I borrow your earpiece? This is scout rainbows make me cry although.
May I make a suggestion run?
May I make a suggestion run?
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time.
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time.
Medic, medic medic haha.
Medic, medic medic haha.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
More defense required here.
More defense required here.
Move.
Move.
My appreciation amigo.
My appreciation amigo.
Naturally.
Naturally.
No worries mate.
No worries mate.
No.
No.
Not much of a quick draw. Are you partner?
Not much of a quick draw. Are you partner?
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up.
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up.
Of course.
Of course.
Off to visit your mother.
Off to visit your mother.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.
Oh fat man please, this is getting awkward.
Oh fat man please, this is getting awkward.
Oh merde
Oh merde
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh please, just stay down.
Oh please, just stay down.
Oh please.
Oh please.
Oh please.
Oh please.
Oh Soldier, who will replace you? ANYONE!
Oh Soldier, who will replace you? ANYONE!
Oh, too bad this wasn't a pie eating contest.
Oh, too bad this wasn't a pie eating contest.
Oh, you almost healed me to death that time.
Oh, you almost healed me to death that time.
OhhOHAAUH!!
OhhOHAAUH!!
Ohohohoh!
Ohohohoh!
Oof
Oof
Ooh! You were as quick as a little bunny, weren't you?
Ooh! You were as quick as a little bunny, weren't you?
Our influence grows.
Our influence grows.
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo.
Preposterous.
Preposterous.
Proceed.
Proceed.
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly.
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly.
Queens rules.
Queens rules.
Shall we?
Shall we?
Slap it now.
Slap it now.
Slap my hand.
Slap my hand.
So your deadly skill is jogging. Mine is murdering people.
So your deadly skill is jogging. Mine is murdering people.
Some assistance please.
Some assistance please.
Sorry to pop in unannounced
Sorry to pop in unannounced
Splendid.
Splendid.
Spy among us.
Spy among us.
Spy gentlemen.
Spy gentlemen.
Spy in our midst.
Spy in our midst.
SSSSSSS
SSSSSSS
Surprise.
Surprise.
Thank you doctor.
Thank you doctor.
Thank you for being such a dear friend.
Thank you for being such a dear friend.
Thank you laborer.
Thank you laborer.
Thank you my friend.
Thank you my friend.
That is a diet I called death.
That is a diet I called death.
That scout is a spy.
That scout is a spy.
That spy is an enemy.
That spy is an enemy.
That spy is not one of us.
That spy is not one of us.
That was unfortunate.
That was unfortunate.
The demo man is a spy.
The demo man is a spy.
The Engineer is a Spy
The Engineer is a Spy
The heavy is a spy.
The heavy is a spy.
The outcome was never really in doubt.
The outcome was never really in doubt.
The pyro is a spy
The pyro is a spy
The sniper is a spy.
The sniper is a spy.
The world will thank me for this you monster.
The world will thank me for this you monster.
They can bury you into tomb of the unskilled soldier.
They can bury you into tomb of the unskilled soldier.
They should call you whiners. Doctor no.
They should call you whiners. Doctor no.
They're black, Scottish Cyclops no extinct.
They're black, Scottish Cyclops no extinct.
This is not a trick.
This is not a trick.
This is scout rainbows make me cry over.
This is scout rainbows make me cry over.
This way doctor
This way doctor
This will be the last time you see me.
This will be the last time you see me.
Top shelf.
Top shelf.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Ugh
Ugh
Uh huh huh huh...
Uh huh huh huh...
Uhf!
Uhf!
Up high.
Up high.
We all knew you were a spy.
We all knew you were a spy.
Well done us.
Well done us.
Well played.
Well played.
Well, off to visit your mother.
Well, off to visit your mother.
Well, the moment has passed back to work.
Well, the moment has passed back to work.
Well, the moment has passed back to work.
Well, the moment has passed back to work.
Well, this was a disappointment.
Well, this was a disappointment.
Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?
Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging?
What a disaster.
What a disaster.
What did they expect?
What did they expect?
What's the matter? Fat got your tongue ha ha.
What's the matter? Fat got your tongue ha ha.
Who is with me?
Who is with me?
Who will join me?
Who will join me?
Why don't we just give up partner?
Why don't we just give up partner?
With my apologies.
With my apologies.
Would someone care to help me capture this?
Would someone care to help me capture this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yippee Calle my did illiterate friend.
Yippee Calle my did illiterate friend.
You are all incompetent cowards.
You are all incompetent cowards.
You are an amateur and a fool.
You are an amateur and a fool.
You are an embarrassment to spies everywhere.
You are an embarrassment to spies everywhere.
You are such a bad doctor.
You are such a bad doctor.
You died as you lived morbidly obese.
You died as you lived morbidly obese.
You died as you lived running away.
You died as you lived running away.
You disgust me, filthy German.
You disgust me, filthy German.
You fatuous, fat headed fat man.
You fatuous, fat headed fat man.
You got blood on my suit.
You got blood on my suit.
You have done well.
You have done well.
You know, hiding won't save you.
You know, hiding won't save you.
You live in a van!
You live in a van!
You look like death warmed over.
You look like death warmed over.
You monster.
You monster.
You mushmouth freak.
You mushmouth freak.
You repulsive bushman.
You repulsive bushman.
You were sluggish, simpleton.
You were sluggish, simpleton.
You're all love you quite out of your depth.
You're all love you quite out of your depth.
Your precious sandwich won't save you now fatty.
Your precious sandwich won't save you now fatty.
*whistle*
*whistle*