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All you are is a small pimple of a man.
Alright, if I get one more phone call from you, I have to call my Police Department up. If you haven't come over and trace the phone because I could have ever done 'cause I know a lot of policeman ...
Are you calling from a cell phone?
Are you following me, you knucklehead?
Aren't calling here now, but I think there's a problem with the wiring.
Bleed to death you ************
Dirty little redneck you.
Do me a favor, get up, get a psychiatrist and figure out what your problem is alright.
Do you understand me?
Don't run your ******* mouth to me *******
Fighting you right now. I would grind your head into the jerk.
For you.
Frank Gore
Good to hear your third grade graduate pieces. You piece of ship.
Got some of your ******* business?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hahahahahaha
Hello OK.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey *******
Hey hey hey BC.
I don't even know where you are.
I have more respect for the animals in cages and I do view you piece of garbage.
I mean who my talking to?
I mean, I will bust a cap in your *** *****
I pray for six people like you to commit suicide and save the world from trouble.
I really wish you would.
I think about your troubles with your cell phone.
I will come and get your hair.
I would never try to call.
I'll call you after all.
I'll make sure that you wish that you would never even born you little hillbilly *******
I'll try to help you. You dumb ****** ******* rollout hillbilly ************
I'm going to kill you if I find you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to make your blessings on your certain miserable on the drag it through the ******* Woods, prickly bushes and everything is faster. You bother me anymore.
I'm gonna use a meat grinder on your right.
I'm I'm not responsible for you or no other ************ right now you have dollar ******* slow ******* deaf.
I'm proud of all you redneck calling. I said you might have problems and you run to the phone lines.
If I find you and you keep on me one more time, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna put your heart out alright.
If I find you on my cut your ******* heart out.
If I find you, I'm gonna kill you.
If you bother me one more time, I'm going to call the police so.
Just leave me alone.
Listen here you ****** ******* hillbilly all ******* come over with a ******* meat tenderizer. I'll ******* tenderize your ******* skull.
Listen here, **** *** you call me again I'm gonna ******* rip your eyes out and shoved down your ******* throat.
Listen hillbilly, I'm probably right about this. You call me.
Man, if I see you I'm gonna whip you left. I used to do the slave days man I'm not with you like a dog.
Mike
Mike
Mike
My phone just Rang right. Just pick it up and use it with you on the phone.
Nine times
No, I don't have my line free because I know people.
No.
Not racist ******* phone calls and I'll find out what what, where, your moronic idiot and I'll Sue you for harassment.
Oh
Oh
Oh boy.
Oh, oh L.
Ohio, you idiot.
Once you go **** yourself, you *******
OPM Ohio this is a civilized area you live in Oklahoma, where the water is all steers and queers anyways.
Quit calling me and bothering me.
So how you money with how you know what my name is?
So what number kind of dial?
Stop.
Tell me one more time I'm gonna murder you, alright?
The best part of you ran down your father's leg.
The sloppy innovate you big piece of ****
This is Michael is without fault.
Typical of drinking problem, don't you?
Wait wait wait, timeout.
We could hear you redneck.
We gonna call the police right now and how to do it face down my number in the Star 69. If I know who's calling me.
We live in some wooded areas.
We want you to shut up and get off the phone.
Well, I'm gonna play this right now if I catch you I'm gonna ******* using me tenderizer on your face so when you do your funeral, people will recognize you you **** ******
Well, I'm tired of this. I don't call me when it bother anybody.
Well, you called me, you tell me who am I?
Well, you called me, you tell me who am I?
What could be a man? Grow some balls or talk to me?
What Department are you with?
What do you want?
What number are you trying to call?
What number are you trying to call?
What you go **** yourself and suck this pop into my **** stick.
What, why don't you get a ******* life?
When I find out who you are, I'm going to come over in your diet. Slow ******* death.
Where are you calling from?
Where are you located at?
Where do you live at hillbilly?
Where do you live at?
Where do you live at?
Where you at where you at right now?
Where, where, where you at?
Who are you from?
Who are you trying to call, Sir?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who the **** is this?
Who the **** you think you're dealing with?
Why are you bothering me? You moron.
Why don't you suck the sloppy end of my fuck stick
Why don't you suck the sloppy end of my fuck stick you retard
Will you call me again? I'm a cut your heart out.
Would get to take out your mouth and let's talk.
Would you say?
Yes I am.
Yes.
You
You ******* lowlight redneck piece of ****
You are one human excrement.
You better quit acting like a ******* 2 year old.
You called me and I tried to help you out. You ****** ******* *******
You called me buddy. I didn't call you.
You called me but but.
You called me up, you redneck.
You called me up.
You called me you ******* lowlife, hillbilly.
You don't learn how to talk right on it. Then I'll answer the phone. Right now. The dial the right phone number. You better quit acting like a ******* 2 year old.
You dumb ******* hillbilly.
You got ****** ******
You have the wrong number.
You have the wrong number. You ******* ****** ******* **** ******
You hillbilly ******* *****
You keep bothering me like this. That's why exactly what's going to happen.
You need a **** **** up your ***
You need it. You need a **** **** up. Your *** is what you need.
You need some help. You speak hillbilly banter.
You need to be taken in a hung by the free like they did the slave days and just with.
You need to learn how to use the phone.
You visible ************
You will have a ******* dollar ******* phone you idiot.
You you call me, I don't have what number are you trying to call?
You're a sick person.
You're a sicko.
You're not talking to a ******* woman, you're talking to a man here, right?
You're the wrong number.
5724545
'cause you're calling you're calling a landline. I don't have a cell phone.
**** ** **** you *******
**** who you are.
******* ******** *******

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