Alabama Smartass Soundboard Edit

After done eating steak, what do you eat today?

Alright sweetie.

Alright, I think we've done for almost long enough.

And I will be getting ahold of you.

And then the call you in Oklahoma after local name in it.

Are you in Georgia?

Are you in that language again, man?

Are you where are you from Alabama?

At 10:40

Bend over Billy.

Bill Hayes

Boy

Call me back later. OK, I gotta Grundy something real quick.

Calories.

Can I call you Bob?

Come down the street.

Come down the street.

Come on now. Stay on the phone.

Did it hurt when your daddy ****d you? When you're a little?

Did your dad **** the **** outta you and your little?

Did your dad **** you?

Discuss your father ****s. You don't mean you have to have issues with commitment.

Do what?

Do you ever get been overthinking they call you feel? Thank Frank.

Do you have a big truck? Big rig?

Do you know what I can't understand? You gotta stop with the **** in the mouth come on, straightening up a little.

Do you like calling me right? Are you going to call me back later tonight?

Do you like calling me? Are you lonely?

Do you like monster trucks?

Do you like NASCAR?

Do you make me wanna suck your mom again?

Do you touch yourself to my voice at night?

Don't call you anymore. What's your number so I can call you 'cause I don't have it off top of my head.

Don't hang up.

Fat white redneck men.

Flbrrrr

Frank beard

Frank here.

George.

Glad to meet you.

Hello bubble butt suck.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Here down side of it.

Here is it. I can't understand pull the **** eyed mouse and then start saying something 'cause I can't understand you.

Hey I got something better to do.

Hi.

Hide behind the phone.

Hold on, I want you got somebody.

How can I hide behind the phone when I'm trying to tell me you love me?

How do you meet me where where at Billy Bob?

How is your mother?

How long have we been on the phone now?

How long is it on the song for?

How much do I weigh?

How's John doing?

Huh?

I better what?

I called you 8 times today.

I called you.

I called, you said in this morning.

I can tell you where I'm at, I'd say where I've been, your mom can tell me where I've been.

I can't tell me where you're at. I can't understand what you're talking about.

I can't understand you got it together. Remove the ****

I don't know.

I don't want you talking like your **** in your mouth all the time. 'cause you remove the ***** Stop ******* guys.

I don't, I don't understand it.

I have this problem with raping 7 year old man. You're on top of my list.

I I was I was hoping to hear from you today.

I just got done eating steak. What did you eat today?

I know you test school really well with your education level.

I know you would.

I like I like dogs city.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I may come see you and **** you. Give me a few minutes.

I must.

I need what what?

I thought we were friends. Why can't I call you Bubba?

I will come on over.

I would love. I would love to you. I love you. Will you come with me?

I would not enjoy it. We talk dirty when you do it.

I'd love to hang out with you.

I'd love to meet you somewhere.

I'll come down, see where you at bub.

I'll just remodeling stuff.

I'll meet you somewhere. I'll make sure I'm here. I'm inside like to meet somewhere.

I'll treat you like Millie, Bobby and everything can **** you up. Ask Billy Bob.

I'm actually black.

I'm excited.

I'm here.

I'm new to Nick Michael Steve.

I'm not exactly sure what that means. Is you go over one more time?

I'm ready.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying to look up porn at work and **** *** while I'm on the phone with you.

I've been trying to work since I was five and no one will hire sex offender.

If you touch yourself to my voice at night.

If you're not a ***** you won't hit starts accepting next time you call me and we can talk better, alright?

Is that all you know how to say? Come on man.

John, how are you?

John, how you doing?

Just tell me you love me and I'll let you go.

Kiss on my.

Let me call you back or you call me. I'm sorry I don't have your number.

Let's see, I'm going to quit all to do business. So I tell you what you can call me back a little bit later, right?

Like I know, being ****d by your daddy probably affected you pretty bad, but you cannot take the Cockermouth long. Let's talk to me.

Maybe this is Billy Bob.

Maybe try to finish the 2nd grade. I mean there's a lot you can work on. It's not too late.

Michael Stevens

Michael Stevens

No, I mean you have to go back over one more time. 'cause I didn't quite get it.

No, I never had one. I've never had a job. Actually it's really weird.

No, no, I cannot understand. That's why I'm saying if you pull that **** out of your mouth then you could talk better.

No, you don't just want something you love me. Tell me you love me.

No.

No.

No.

Oh

Oklahoma.

Oklahoma.

Play a song.

Please tell me you love me.

Put the **** out of your mouth you ******* talk.

Right, and then when I call you.

Right?

See now you're starting to hurt my feelings back to the commitment issues are getting ****d by your father. OK, which goes really deep into some stuff that you don't want to understand, but we can ...

See there you go. That language game? Why you gotta be so rude.

See what?

See why you gotta be rude.

So give me just a few minutes.

So I called you.

So I'm calling you right now, right?

So what kind of work do you do?

Sorry Bubba.

Steven Hayes

Stop calling guys try to **** *** while you hear the voice. 'cause that's kind of sick. I hear you jerking it.

Stupid sound that's original. That's pretty clever. I know you credit on that one is different than **** you.

Tell me you love me.

Tell me you love me.

That's it.

That's pretty cool.

Truck stop Bob.

Uh, if you want.

We gotta meet being you.

We only to give me directions to where I'm at.

Well, Deliverances bout this inbreeding rednecks. They come from the South and my guess is there related to you.

Well, he's too 'cause I'm gonna call you every day from now.

Well, I tell you what I can. I can tell you where I'm at if you wanna meet me.

Well, if you take the **** out of your mouth on it for the phone, to your ear, you might be able to understand me.

Well, if your mom is still around and **** the **** out of her.

Well, you know what well see just because your daddy had sex with you doesn't mean every guy wants to have sex with you. So I'm going to be a gentleman and tell you know, I appreciate the offer. Bu...

What area out of?

What area we are come on?

What I can't like I told you please take the **** out of mouth then we can talk.

What kind of work are you in? Business kind of business, are you?

What kind of work, business, business? What kind of business work? What kind of work did you do?

What the **** is that?

What?

What?

What?

What's my back? I can't get speak up a little bit here talking Mouse getting hold of you.

When they call you.

Where my love?

Where you at, I'm asking you a question. I will meet you. What do you mean? Truck stops and now where you homosexual rednecks, meat truck stuff?

While you know Bubba, can I call you Bob?

Who I'm pretty scared, you know.

Who tell me you love me?

Why are you so so ignorant and Matt? Will you absolutely from.

Word.

Wow, that is intelligent.

Yeah, have you seen Deliverance?

Yeah, how you doing?

Yeah, it happens. You know we've been trying to get checked out for awhile, man.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you know what school the longer I keep you on the phone. Verizon has a tracking device that even when you put unlisted color I can still trace you. It's really cool. It's pretty awesome.

Yeah, your dad teach you that when he's raping you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, Sir.

Yes.

You ******* backwards redneck message how you doing?

You fat white *** that he said.

You got me figured out.

You got talking, you're here too. Or just an email.

You guys **** out of your mouth could be doing a lot better their sport.

You like to have sex with dogs.

You must come from ******* deliverance land.

You must come from deliverance land.

You probably could probably probably don't know how to use the GPS, so you might want to get a friend who passed the 2nd grade to give you directions.

You probably couldn't find me if I give you GPS, don't ****

You tell me you love me. Tell me you love me.

You're in Oklahoma.

You're where.

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**** you.