Morris and Moore's Ultimate Soundboard Edit

Air horn

Alright, get out of here.

Are you kidding? I shouldn't even be talking about it.

Ba dum tss

Boom, roasted.

Boy, that escalated quickly! I mean that really got out of hand fast.

Can't you pretend to be happy to see me?

Clapping

Drumroll please. Can anybody guess?

Dumbest thing

Excuse me

Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice, strike three.

Good thinking

Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make!

I am the law, okay?

I declare bankruptcy!

I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.

I'd like to not get involved.

I'm not prepared. I really am not prepared at all.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I'm Prison Mike.

I'm sick *cough cough*

Illuminati

My God. Okay. It's happening. Everybody stay calm!

No God, no. No. No, please, no. Nooooooooo!

Price is right

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way.

Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

That's what she said. (with laughter)

This is a huge deal.

This place is freaking awesome.

Tight

Well, well, well. How the turntables.

What is your problem?

Whatever

Why

Work of a lunatic