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Home > Morris and Moore's Ultimate Soundboard
Air horn
Alright, get out of here.
Are you kidding? I shouldn't even be talking about it.
Ba dum tss
Boom, roasted.
Boy, that escalated quickly! I mean that really got out of hand fast.
Can't you pretend to be happy to see me?
Drumroll please. Can anybody guess?
Dumbest thing
Excuse me
Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice, strike three.
Good thinking
Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make!
I am the law, okay?
I declare bankruptcy!
I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.
I'd like to not get involved.
I'm not prepared. I really am not prepared at all.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
I'm Prison Mike.
I'm sick *cough cough*
My God. Okay. It's happening. Everybody stay calm!
No God, no. No. No, please, no. Nooooooooo!
Price is right
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way.
Thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman and a scholar.
That's what she said. (with laughter)
This is a huge deal.
This place is freaking awesome.
Well, well, well. How the turntables.
What is your problem?
Work of a lunatic