Grace and Frankie - Season 1 Edit

A 40 year marriage to a homosexual?

A boyfriend.

A dating site? Me? Oh, God.

A doctor of what? Desperation?

A guy asked us, "Do you want to buy a Del Taco franchise?"

A hand cream, that's also a foot cream, that's also an eye cream.

A little bit. No.

A long time ago, I used to think I was a mensch.

A mensch? Or a schmuck?

A once in a lifetime opportunity we could only afford together.

A pair of good strong arms to help me out of the tub.

A pin or a rod or maybe even a new joint.

A private joke.

A third date this week? Aren't you exhausted?

A trip, a cruise, to Alaska, on a ship.

A vision quest I had hoped to take

A week after you left,

About a year ago.

About how it's actually more dangerous.

About what he's saying.

Abso fucking lutely.

According to you, just tell him about your clitoris and it'll all be fine.

Actually, he has like a full patio set and a grill back at the shelter.

Actually, I could have.

Actually, I have never once talked about my c l i t o...

Actually, no. I didn't even want to know that.

Actually, we do want to talk to you two about something.

Actually, we have Soljitos and Robertritas,

Adult lubricating purposes?

Adult men and women can't be "just friends."

After hiding all those years,

After mowing down my mailbox, you proceeded to get out of your car

After we call it.

Ah, but I'm tired.

Ah, mmm.

Ah, slow down. I'll get some cheesecake, too.

Ah, that's nice.

Ah, the fish guy knows me. My picture's next to the shrimp.

Ah, there he is. Go talk to him right now.

Ah, you're going to love the rabbit stew. Extra rabbit.

Ah! (Sniffs) Oh, God. How do you do it?

Ah! Never mind! You're just not doing anything right!

Ah! Now suck the third ball.

Ah! Oh, my hand looks really weird.

Ah! Oh, my neck

Ah.

Ah. Yeah. You've got this upside... There you go. There it is.

Ah...

Ah...

Al. Eddie.

Alaska in January?

Alcohol has its own rules.

All I know is you wouldn't be this mad if you didn't feel guilty about something!

All I really know is he's a yacht owning architect.

All I'm saying is, please, just be yourself.

All right, all right.

All right, bye.

All right, great.

All right, guys. My work here is done. You guys are set for a great party.

All right, Leo.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Is this like one of those things

All right. Then definitely October.

All right. You sit tight.

All the new rights they're enjoying, parades...

Also the chance of choking on a doughnut, but we'll worry about that later.

Although colours are more forgiving as we age

Although I do have my charms, and a fantastic head of hair.

Although if you're a big fan of Devon Zima,

Although, when you think about the resale value...

Am I irrelevant?

Am I supposed to be able to smell colour?

Am I that self involved?

Am I?

Among us, we have three good knees, so I say, to the carts!

And "everybody'll be just fine!"

And a plate that technically belongs to both of us?

And accidentally on purpose forgot to send Frankie an invitation.

And all I get is stuck with Frankie!

And all I had was this

And also to tell you that this will be the last time I remind you,

And as our bodies age,

And before that we need to make a list of all the lists

And by the way, why do you keep that thing in your sock drawer?

And change.

And Dad has discovered the bubble wrap.

And do it fast before Mrs Applebaum across the street has a heart attack.

And do you see a connection as to why she might not reach out to you?

And doesn't own the apartment.

And even breasts!

And even if it's a business gathering for a professional colleague,

And even when you told us you were gay,

And everybody tries to...

And everybody's cool with Dad and Sol.

And first of all, I think you do want to make a joke about balls.

And for gay people in general.

And for me.

And for us.

And Frankie herself says,

And get your feet away from my fruit! No!

And gone when I don't and is affectionate, not too much,

And has great hair and good hygiene.

And he makes me feel like shit.

And he told me he's performed weddings all over the world, and you know,

And he's coming in an hour.

And he's here today. Unbelievable, huh?

And he's leaving you.

And here is your list for today.

And his car.

And his screen name is Yachtchitect.

And I also baked you a loaf of bread.

And I am a certified amateur psychologist.

And I can't account for you to cut in front of me.

And I can't leave work, so I need you to go.

And I could make him laugh.

And I don't do "this."

And I don't even think it was meant for me.

And I don't know if you know this, but I just lost my best friend.

And I don't look like her?

And I don't think that it's going away

And I even used a smiley face with heart shaped eyes.

And I feel so stupid.

And I found your cuff links in your Pringles can safe,

And I had to improvise these oars cos I could only row with one hand.

And I hate golf. I hate everything about it.

And I have a right to try to cheer you up.

And I have absolutely no idea how I'm gonna handle this one.

And I have to admit every once in a while, I began to wonder about you.

And I haven't had ice cream in at least nine years.

And I haven't met too many of those lately.

And I just thought...

And I really hate swimming.

And I really thought that was going to be the end.

And I should have told you a long time ago.

And I should probably let him.

And I shouldn't be bringing up right now, but...

And I still have to get the corn on and start my shucking at three.

And I suddenly thought, you know,

And I thank you for that.

And I think I'm getting something. Remember your training, Frankie.

And I thought that this might help explain how...

And I thought the next morning I dreamt it

And I thought there was more.

And I told him over and over that Dell was doomed and we had to get our clients out,

And I will be attending with Guy as my plus one.

And I will have the margaritas ready.

And I...

And I'd had all those beers and I was half asleep.

And I'd really appreciate it if you would try for once

And I'll do everything I can to make that happen.

And I'll make it up to you next time

And I'll probably end up at the garbage table.

And I'm afraid Al will never get over Ms Houston.

And I'm also here to remind you that you need to get a flu shot.

And I'm going to be OK because I'm moving on.

And I'm gonna make a mosaic for each and every one of you.

And I'm just acting like a crazy person. Why would I break up with him?

And I'm not currently seeing anyone.

And I'm ready for closure.

And I'm so anxious to know how it ends.

And I'm sorry, but I told you those shoes are inappropriate.

And I'm the crazy one?

And I've never read one of his books before?

And in my mind her name is Dahlia,

And it all ends, you know how it ends.

And it does not give you the right to be an asshole.

And it got me thinking.

And it happened.

And it turns out we don't know as much about that as we thought.

And it was a pretty big deal for us.

And it'll be fine. Our families have had a million dinners together.

And it'll last five and a half minutes.

And it's all a cover to find out why I'm not invited to your wedding.

And it's important for Dad. And New Dad, Robert Dad.

And it's just, it's Connie's special day, so...

And keeping your distance and...

And made better.

And maybe float them out to sea.

And maybe that was just a convenient excuse.

And men love it when women mimic their body language.

And my manager, Heather, is gonna freak out.

And my mother has taken every single Valium out of this house.

And none of them are as excited as Frankie, ever.

And not even the one he was sleeping with.

And not on us.

And nothing from you still.

And now you think I would purposely not invite her to our wedding

And now you.

And now...

And obviously, you're new at this, I'm new at this.

And one of my top 12 favourite people

And our family.

And party games where you're pinning penises onto balls.

And please forgive us for taking up so much of it.

And remember, there'll always be four more guests than have RSVP'd.

And Robert.

And she doesn't have a lot of time left!

And she has a long neck, and dark hair and very green eyes.

And she may have overheard, but I'm not sure.

And she responds better to a plant than a face.

And she should, she's used most of them.

And she should, she's used most of them.

And she's gonna get this house.

And she's not even talking to him.

And she's urban, and she's active,

And start shouting at the top of your lungs,

And that I was just really

And that somehow you would magically not notice!

And that would have been wrong of me.

And that, "Everybody should follow their heart" crap

And that's another thing, don't be afraid to let yourself cry.

And that's really good.

And the crab. So fresh.

And the only one there to give her comfort is Grace.

And the pneumonia, and sexual assault..

And the problem is nobody's talking about it

And the Rose Canyon Fault is right under us!

And the STDs are on the rise.

And the way his...

And the whole time, you know, they were doing blowjobs.

And the yam is a prime example of a monocot.

And then dying again in a grain silo.

And then four months later, it happened again.

And then go to work. And then, let's not do that.

And then I swallowed some pool water... Thank you. I think it settled my stomach.

And then I would have fired you again because it would be fun.

And then tell him to hit the road. That's all I'm saying.

And then the market value dropped from 16 billion to 9 in less than a year.

And then there's... There's you.

And then we can go out and get delicious, delicious frozen yogurt.

And then what do you do?

And then you get to tell her and you get to be the hero?

And then you just grind up the almonds with a little paprika.

And then, I'll take our house.

And there are butterflies that come from cocoons...

And they do it at night now

And they do it at night now

And they give you three sauces!

And they're adults. No one asked us to go in there.

And they're going to bring their kids, so...

And this can be a very exciting chapter we're about to open.

And this is probably a good time to tell you about the Jim Croce keepsake plate

And this type of thing never happened

And thrust her into the rough and tumble world of beauty products.

And thrust her into the rough and tumble world of beauty products.

And to lawyers and stopping credit cards.

And we need to make that beautiful.

And what if we eat at 7:10?

And what wasn't,

And when you left for college what was it she got?

And when you really commit to the process,

And where will I be, Sergeant, at 0400?

And why did we need to find a DJ who would play

And why is there wild salmon, not farm raised salmon,

And with all your knowledge of phones.

And without storming out of the room.

And yet you are bringing it up again, Stephen.

And you always find a reason not to go.

And you are? You don't strike me as a golf guy, Guy.

And you can get out of my place I'm letting you stay for free

And you get laid.

And you got food in the fridge.

And you have someone to care of.

And you have your money back plus 20%.

And you know what else? I'm going to hang up on you.

And you know what makes it even worse?

And you know, we're up 15% this last quarter.

And you need time to figure that out. Yeah, I get that.

And you think there's still hope?

And you want them to be happy,

And you wonder why your husband looked elsewhere...

And you, young lady?

And you're always the smartest person in the room.

And you're just lucky that that faggot

And you're not going to use my words against me,

And you're not going to win an argument just cos you can.

And you're so honest with your feelings.

And you're sure you want to make it that profane?

And you're telling me you really want to settle down in San Diego?

And you're using this, like, for...

And you're welcome.

And your camera phone web FaceTime thing, it actually worked.

And your dad, too. It's the best gig ever.

And your hippy dippy attitude

And, Erica, our customers have vaginal dryness and or vaginal atrophy.

And, of course,

And, oh, Frankie, you've even got cute ears!

And, oh, Frankie, you've even got cute ears!

And, uh...

And...

And...

And... Let me just see here now.

And... Oh, gosh, bye.

Annoyance, irritation...

Any good?

Anybody could have made that mistake.

Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch.

Anything else?

Anytime.

Anytime.

Anyway, here we go.

Anyway, I should probably take off

Anyway, this guy's anecdote was about his fatty lipoma.

Apology accepted. What did you do?

Apparently, Amanda never went to high school.

Apparently, I have some purification still to do.

Apparently, I'm quite good at that.

Apparently, the tea can be very bitter.

Are the kids home?

Are we fine, are we not fine? If you said so, then I assume that we are.

Are we talking about the affair, or the credit cards?

Are you all right?

Are you belly breathing?

Are you breathing?

Are you comfy? You in a good place to sit?

Are you doing anything?

Are you done? Did you get out everything you wanted to say?

Are you flirting with him?

Are you guys having issues? I mean, more than usual?

Are you having a problem with me having a relationship with her?

Are you having some sort of problem with Frankie and me watching TV?

Are you implying I'm irrelevant?

Are you in pain? What can I do?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding?

Are you nervous that this will be the first time in 40 years

Are you nuts? It's just gonna make her feel bad.

Are you okay?

Are you ready?

Are you really staying in again?

Are you spying on me?

Are you suing him for his love?

Are you sure that you wanna know?

Are you sure you want to know?

Are you sure?

Are you talking about me?

Are you... Oh!

Are your mothers upset that you came over?

Art. Wait, art?

As amazing as that sounds, I would rather have dinner with Farley.

As germane as that question might be, I'd like to focus on this hideous font.

As much as I enjoy having you explain to me how phones work,

As soon as I serve you and you respond, you start getting temporary spousal support,

As there are wet ones, and not just old vaginas.

As we reach the final night of the tournament,

As you know, we're getting better with age.

Ask your father.

Asshole. Got it.

At Larry's funeral, I said something about being stuck with you,

At the cutting board, you're doing the salad.

Aw, this is love, isn't it?

Aw. Don't worry. I got you something, too.

Backwards from ten.

Bad shape.

Barry, you're funny for an accountant.

Because he is a homosexual.

Because he's an asshole!

Because I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm in no mood...

Because I knew you would come even if you didn't want to.

Because I said something the other day

Because I was! I saw a little boy crushed by a tree.

Because I wear hemp, not dead snakes on my feet.

Because I'm gonna open the bottle of wine we're not serving to Coyote.

Because I'm gonna probably live a lot longer than you.

Because I've gotta, I gotta run.

Because I've lost my marriage, my extended family,

Because if you're here, no one will see me.

Because it grows so fast, huh?

Because it's as big as a million kisses from a million angels in heaven.

Because it's being sponsored by the law firm.

Because it's gonna take at least three hours for the chicken to marinate,

Because my anxiety doesn't give a flying fuck!

Because my vagina swelled up, which Greg actually really liked,

Because of carrots?

Because of this impending transformation,

Because our actual mother, the woman who raised us

Because our dads cut off our moms' credit cards.

Because Robert was worried about your spending.

Because she is really good at coming up with new stuff.

Because that would be interesting,

Because that's not me. That's you.

Because that's what I'm telling Frankie when she gets back from her vision test.

Because that's when the criminals, burglars come out.

Because there's no such thing as recovered, however...

Because they're part of this.

Because this isn't your client's witchy wife on the other side of the table.

Because we need to set boundaries with each other going forward.

Because you two seem to be the only ones who know the rules.

Because you're so fucking stoned?

Because, oh, my God, when you first left?

Because, you know, that's not how it works.

Beep, beep!

Before Robert and Sol get there.

Before, during, and often after penetration?

Behind Jesus?

Belly breathe.

Ben and Jerry. Are they more than ice cream buddies?

Besides, I have another date tomorrow night.

Besides, she only drinks Ovaltine when she's pregnant.

Besides, you gave me five more years with your father.

Better go ahead and get that. OK.

Blame Sally, she took him off the respirator.

Blanket! Who has a blanket?

Both our wives heard 20 years of very good explanations.

Boundaries.

Boy, band practice must've gone really late.

Boy, this partner thing is really confusing, isn't it?

Boys a rama was closed, but it's all taken care of.

Break down your emotions for me.

Breathe. In two, three...

Bri?

Brian just friended me on Facebook. It's kind of creepy.

Brian, you have wet nuts.

Brian. I'm Brianna.

Brianna called me. She said you were...

Brianna, would you pass the cream, please?

Brianna, you are so good at what you do. And you make so much money

Bring me one of those.

Broseph.

Bud called.

Bud is here.

Bud, the only reason we did this

Bud's gonna cover it up. I'm Bud.

Bud's sleeping on the couch tonight!

But at least I have a relationship

But before you get back to it, can you count backwards from ten for me?

But do you get it that Frankie's always gonna be a big part of my life?

But Frankie, if I break up with him,

But Grace, of course, is out with Guy.

But guess what, I'm the other person that all this happened to.

But hallucinogens...

But here we are, sitting in the same sand.

But how do I get you fired?

But I am 70. I don't want to lie.

But I am never not going to be coming out, am I?

But I am positive about this.

But I came tonight because I am your friend,

But I can't decide on purple or pink.

But I did it.

But I did not write back.

But I do know that this "friend" was flirting with you.

But I do like whisky and since I have to say yes...

But I don't have a boat. My friend Todd has a boat

But I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

But I don't want him to see me in a bikini either.

But I get it.

But I have a date with someone I'll never end up with.

But I kind of got this thing about being stood up twice in one week

But I refuse to be irrelevant.

But I texted I was running late, and you said, "Fine."

But I think it's a pound of knowledge.

But I think what you are doing is just terrific.

But I thought we were normal.

But I thought we'd have the day together.

But I will be back tomorrow.

But I, well, I never thought that...

But I...

But I'll journal my disappointment later.

But I'm feeling vulnerable.

But I'm OK. Because of you.

But if it all goes sideways, just tweet me. (Laughs)

But if this date turns out like the last ones, just bail.

But if we put everything in one product, how do we sell our other products?

But is anyone doing a five in one?

But it doesn't work, because there are no...

But it is the first time the world is going to see me with you and not my wife.

But it just feels...

But it looked like a little boy. It was very traumatising.

But it's all good, because she's doing great now, and I got a new desk.

But it's just lunch, right?

But it's like mac and cheese, it just works

But it's not over yet.

But it's what he was.

But just in case, real lime,

But just stay out of the main house.

But less of yourself because it's too much. You're too much.

But let's be honest.

But my wife thinks it was just horseplay.

But no one was home, hence, this recording.

But not solely in the way you already know him as my law partner,

But nothing as stupid as leaving you.

But now I think I was in complete shock and wanted to give me space.

But now I walk this path alone.

But really piss off my husband, who, by the way,

But Robert and I spent hours discussing how to do this in the fairest possible way.

But she did crochet hats for everyone at Hanukkah.

But she keeps leaving it out for me, so have at it.

But suddenly it's not there for you. It's under new management.

But that's how that ended.

But that's not Robert, my business partner.

But that's OK, I mean,

But the Indians believed that if your heart is pure,

But the two of you are so good to each other, it's...

But then the water can't get in there,

But then we did other stuff, and my throat closed up.

But there has to be someone out there for you.

But there is water here.

But this is fun, too.

But this year is different!

But those Robertritas... Satan's work.

But today its life on my finger is coming to an end.

But today, trying to get out of the parking lot at Trader Joe's,

But we are a beauty company...

But we are also homosexual law and bed partners with each other...

But we did the giant puzzle of the covered bridge in winter.

But we have to figure a way to deal with all of this without that,

But we will never be together if we don't pick a day.

But when did you become such a faggot?

But when Robert told me we were going in on this place together,

But who's being judgemental now?

But wild salmon, on the menu, but no red meat?

But with all the new penis drugs out there,

But you did.

But you do have a point.

But you don't look 70, you look 64.

But you hurt my feelings, so I lashed out.

But you know what's worse than what you said?

But you know, I'm smack in the middle of Antietam,

But you know, my boundary work with Sol has been so productive

But you may want to make sure your sponsor's available,

But you might want to stop for a picture with the giant phallus.

But you must have a few bites of this deeply fried calamari.

But you still owe me $5.16 for the yogurt.

But you understand bosses don't like it

But you'll also want to hydrate.

But you're OK with it.

But you're so good writing your feelings and stuff.

But your womb is dancing in a musical number that has been going on since the dawn of time.

But, honestly, it was killing me.

But, I mean, you know how everyone can be, right?

But, our friends are taking us to lunch.

But, uh, those are just presentational. Come, I'll make you a new one.

But, um... (Clears throat)

But...

By my experience of you, not the real you.

By offering you something you could really use.

By the by, I'm happy for you.

By the way, I'm not going in there when we...

By the way, why would you bring dessert in like seven different containers?

Bye, Dad. Bye, Uncle Sol.

Call this number.

Can be harder than the first year of marriage.

Can be harder than the first year of marriage.

Can he do something we actually need?

Can I get you a fork?

Can I get you some pudding, or Jell O?

Can I just say how proud I am of the four of us?

Can I just say,

Can I just say, you are smoking hot?

Can I talk to you for a second, please?

Can I try the Uber Fudgey Brownie Batter again?

Can someone please help me get onto the bar, please?

Can that happen in your meditation room, please?

Can you come a little closer?

Can you ever forgive me?

Can you go explain to him that you are the addict and I am the black one?

Can you hold on a second? I'll be right with you.

Can you imagine if we told them and your daughter and Mitch walked in?

Can you imagine me with a nine year old?

Can you just stay out of trouble for five minutes?

Can you make me invisible?

Can you make the On Demand happen?

Can you remind me to remind him?

Can you slow down for two seconds and wait for your sister?

Can... Can you get the milk out of the fridge?

Can't a doting daughter drop by unannounced

Can't remember what I call it.

Can't sleep.

Can't you understand that?

Candace Joplin is in town, but I have to go.

Carefully, step by step.

Certainly deafer.

Charles, it's a bit much.

Charles, please, can you keep your voice down?

Cheater.

Choke that chicken!

Cider House Rules laser disc.

Cigarettes!

Clearly you've never raised boys.

Clearly, they need to express something.

Clitoris!

Clitoris. Clitoris.

Come here, boy.

Come here, boy.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, do it!

Come on, Frankie, what do you want to do?

Come on, give me my drawer.

Come on, go with us, OK, because I can help you.

Come on, it's Saturday night. You should be out having fun.

Come on, sign the guest book. Sign it.

Come on, Spit. We're going to leave these filthy ladies be.

Come on, time's out. I've had enough of this affair.

Come on! You love sports!

Come on.

Come on. Bring your big treat.

Come on. Don't you want to do it, just a little bit?

Come on. It's not like I'm asking you to go to Paris with me.

Come on. Suck the one ball.

Come on. We're cooking with gas, fellas.

Come on. You've got to speak up or it'll never get any better.

Come over.

Come, quickly. Come on. Good man yourself. Come on, quickly.

Communist cake is served.

Completely. It's all good.

Consider it your gift to me.

Considering the thing we said we'd never talk about but now we're talking about

Cool outfit.

Cornhuskers. (Laughs awkwardly)

Cos they want to make the most of their remaining years.

Cos this will kick you in the balls.

Could you explain it to me?

Couldn't we honour Larry some other way, like stay home, watch TV?

Count me in for fish!

Country of origin? You criminal!

Coyote, I do not think that's a good idea.

Coyote, where's Mitch?

Coyote. Nwabudike.

Coyote's graduation party.

Coyote's out of rehab?

Crap, I'm not wearing one. (Laughs)

Crying mama cow, asking where her babies are.

Cynthia, this is not about resin ID codes.

Dad can't cook. Sol must've stayed here last night.

Dad, you're gay?

Dad?

Dad?

Daddy, can you buy me some food that doesn't smell like decay?

Daddy, we'll come talk to you in a little bit. OK?

Damn it to hell. Oh, excuse me.

Damn, you're good.

Damn. That's some good cheeba.

Day seven of moving on from Sol.

Deal?

Deer, dear.

Definitely don't do that.

Definitely, but Frankie's birthday is October 12th...

Delicious, and really fun. Thank you for the ice cream.

Depressed. And an alpaca.

Desk lifts?

Dessert menu?

Did Al start getting morose about Whitney Houston again?

Did everyone know? Was I the only one who didn't?

Did he cry? Did you cry?

Did I miss anything?

Did I see him go to town scratching his testicles?

Did it ever occur to you for one second that I'm not OK with you being here today?

Did she hit her head when she fell?

Did she not show up, should I worry?

Did things...

Did you do it in English? Did you do it out loud?

Did you do it? Is it done?

Did you get the annual tote bag from the California Bar Association?

Did you get your job back?

Did you guys know about Sol?

Did you guys know that the Fab Faux are in town?

Did you hear that rain last night?

Did you hear that? My house.

Did you know the Brooklyn Bridge has a secret room?

Did you really eat somebody?

Did you really tell everybody they had to go home and use lube?

Did you remind him that direct clitoral stimulation is essential

Did you see Josiah?

Did you steal my scissors?

Didn't Larry get Coyote into rehab when there were no available beds?

Different because it was a man? Or because it was Robert?

Different.

Ding ding ding ding!

Display, display open body language

Ditto that. Ditto dry, ditto vodka, ditto martini, and ditto twist.

Do I look like I need a bed with a motor?

Do it so I can learn to do it.

Do we have a poltergeist?

Do we need to get a restraining order?

Do we really have to give that stuff up?

Do you have a preference on titanium or plastic?

Do you have everything you need? Do you want me to bring centrepieces?

Do you know that 84% of postmenopausal women find sex painful?

Do you know that I've known Guy 40 years

Do you leave your bullshit in the house, or take it with you?

Do you not see me? Do I not exist?

Do you really think we should stay out here?

Do you see anyone in this room with shoes like that?

Do you think I should leave them some sage so they can get rid of our juju?

Do you think they realise they live in their own spoon?

Do you think you're the only one that's having a hard time?

Do you understand how this is gonna set her back?

Do you understand the concept of exercise?

Do you understand?

Do you want some brisket?

Do you want to eat something?

Does he know?

Does that have to mean the end of all our rituals?

Does this little bumpkin have a name yet?

Doesn't even smell bad.

Doesn't matter. It's workin'.

Doesn't mean we're going to be gay with a vengeance.

Don't act all weird.

Don't answer it!

Don't be mad at him, Frankie.

Don't be silly! It's the middle of the night.

Don't be too sure that I'll be there, but...

Don't be.

Don't do that, I'm not ready for that.

Don't ever try to take her to Sylmar.

Don't I feel like an idiot.

Don't let me interrupt.

Don't start with me.

Don't tell me that! It's all I have to believe in!

Don't touch that. The box clearly states, "ages six and over."

Don't worry, I made a sex joke about that and he laughed.

Don't you have a Valium? You always carry Valium.

Don't you know anything about the labour movement in this country?

Don't you remember? Mallory dropped by?

Don't you want to find out?

Don't you want to hear about the obstacles they've overcome?

Don't you want to say hi to Guy?

Doors closed.

Double yum!

Dr Mason's on his way.

Dr Paul wants you up and walking.

Dream on. Sol's probably gonna ask you to do an interpretive dance.

Drive safe.

Drop, cover, hold on!

Duh. I wouldn't have even gone to that funeral if it weren't for you.

E C....

E? O U S?

Easy, love.

Eat your greens.

Either that, or I'm in love with Sol.

Either way, we're going to be the biggest assholes ever,

End to end.

Enjoy!

Enough with this tickling, blinking, and butterfly kisses.

Er than the profile pic I saw.

Erica Kane did that to Dimitri Marick on All My Children.

Especially to somebody I really like.

Especially when starting this new chapter of our lives.

Even if you had told us, we probably wouldn't have believed you.

Even this stupid bar. Whisky flights.

Every day a little better.

Every single stroke is a choice to tell your truth.

Everybody in the world

Everybody is, it's human nature.

Everybody's coming here. It's Labour Day.

Everybody's going to look at me and say, "What a waste!"