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Home > Buck Cluck's Voice - Chicken...
Ah, careful son, the aliens are looking for you. You gotta round up your friends and then get to safety in one piece.
Ah, I don't know. I'm screaming like a little girl.
Ah, yes.
Ah.
Alright, plan D.
Altogether, now Plan B.
Another test? Well, you know what to do, right, son? Blast the aliens. Escape with your life. Save the planet. OK, let's go.
Back up a little, son.
Bu032a
Bu032b
Bu032e
Checkpoint.
Closure. What's the close here?
Come on son, you could do it. It's me, your father yelling.
Come on, let's find those pieces of your uniform before the big game starts. That foxy loxy's not gonna stop us.
Come on.
Congratulations.
Crazy. Supportive. That's me.
Don't fall behind.
Don't worry son, hitting the ball is easy. Just hit the correct symbol at the right moment and you'll get a hit every time. I promise.
Get ready. Set. Go.
Go away. Go away. Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
Good job.
Good try.
Goodbye. See you later. So long.
Ha ha ha.
Haha playing C.
Here we go.
Hey son, are you alright?
Hi. Oh, hi. Leave me alone.
Hit the ball, you could do it.
Hmm. The aliens around here look pretty tough, but don't let that frighten you, son. You just worry about finding fish.
Hold on to your lunch. Looks like we're in for a bumpy ride.
Hold on, runt. This is gonna be rough. Try not to scream too much.
Hooray.
Hurry, hurry.
I am so loving this. We should do this every summer.
I don't want to bug you, but go faster son.
I mean, I almost screamed.
I'm thirsty. Throw my highball.
I'm truly sorry, that wasn't very funny.
In about 3 seconds I'm going to scream like a little girl.
It looks like you're going to have to pass the simulator test if you want to get on that spaceships on. You never know, maybe it'll be like a math test. You're a good at math. You know X equal y ^2...
It's happening again.
John dodge.
John dodge.
Judge.
Just please try not to get your hopes too high.
Look at slide. Well, I guess it's more than a very treacherous tube fish. You, you better be careful in there. We want you to make it out in one piece.
Look out, chicken little coming through. Remember, don't run into anything, son.
Maybe you are.
Mighty acorns. Go, go, go.
Of course Plan B. What is Plan B?
Oh my goodness. Everybody's gotten separated and that's never a good idea. So hurry up and find the others.
Ohh gosh you're Friday. Another simulator test? Well son, I guess you gotta pass this one too. You can do it.
Ohh runt, you're really in a jam there, huh? Well, let's see if we can get you out.
Ohh, another miss.
Ohh, Gucci looks pretty upset. You better run son and stay out of reach.
Ohh, it looks like this is you know, it's just a a big crazy misunderstanding.
Ohh, the draft alone gave three people a cold.
Ohh, you're not gonna make it.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK, Mr Mayor, it's up to you to fight off the alien invaders with that cannon. And hopefully you won't hit anything else.
OK, play A1.
One swig. Here you go.
One swing.
Plan A.
Plan C coming.
Play it two wins.
Player 2.
Player one wins.
Round 2.
Round 3.
Round 4.
Round 5.
Round one.
Run. Don't know. You want to get to my house to visit chicken little, but I mean, don't you think driving is is a bit dangerous? I can't watch. I got to sit down or something. Oh, there we go.
Runt, it looks like that alien spaceship is leaking something. Some kind of energy ring sort of things. Maybe they'll help us track down the aliens. Come on, let's follow the dripping.
Some coins would come in handy right now, so you know what to do, son. Find enough change to buy a soda.
Son, just please try not to get your hopes too high.
Son, son, you better hurry and catch your flying friend. Just follow that light.
That's a tough team we're up against, but we can do it. We're gonna win this game, right?
That's my boy.
The hot dogs just cost too much money. Go, son. Go.
They're aliens, for heaven's sakes.
Try to keep your eye on the ball.
Uh oh, look out, wild goose. 12:00 o'clock don't let her catch you.
Wahoo.
Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, son. Where's the fire here?
Way to go.
Well, I I I I guess the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.
Well, just just please try not to get your hopes too hard.
Well, this is your last chance to practice before the big game, son, so we're gonna help you do your best. Come on.
What a situation, son. You're gonna need more coins for another soda, and this is over. Remind me to raise your allowance so you'll always have some spare change.
What have you gotten yourself into now? OK, keep calm and pretend it's just another video game.
Whoa, I'm impressed.
Woo Hoo.
Wow, wow. Wow. That is some movie I tell you.
Wow. Whoo.
Yay acorns.
Yay, hurray yes, wahoo wahoo.
Yay, hurray yes, wahoo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting away.
Yes, that's my boy.
You could do it.
You gotta get out of there. Run. So step on it.
You missed the bus again, son. Well, we know what to do, right? You just gotta find another way to class.
You tried your best, wasn't good enough, but you tried your best.
You're almost there.
You're very smart, son. I I know you'll figure out a way to disable that gigantic drone in the save my life. Give it a try.
Your friends are cornered in the cornfield, son. Kind of corny, huh? Lot of word corn in one sentence. Anyway. It's up to you to lead them to safety.
321 checkpoint.
ああ。
ああ。
はっはっはっはっ。

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