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Am I being spanked?
Am I being spanked?
And crack.
And crack.
And Providence has brought you to me.
And Providence has brought you to me.
But of the world's living locksmiths, do I represent your greatest chance of opening it? I can, with humility, say yes.
But of the world's living locksmiths, do I represent your greatest chance of opening it? I can, with humility, say yes.
Can it be opened and by me?
Can it be opened and by me?
Holy mother shit.
Holy mother shit.
I don't wanna miss any tricks, understand?
I don't wanna miss any tricks, understand?
I said stop it, man. I'm getting out.
I said stop it, man. I'm getting out.
I'm here for. Very secret thing.
I'm here for. Very secret thing.
Is this a good freeze or a bad freeze?
Is this a good freeze or a bad freeze?
It's exactly like that.
It's exactly like that.
It's not a bank, it's a credit union.
It's not a bank, it's a credit union.
My name is Sebastian. Ohh, Sebastian. Yeah, that's that shit name, bro. Who is this dickhead?
My name is Sebastian. Ohh, Sebastian. Yeah, that's that shit name, bro. Who is this dickhead?
My TSR because I have a cat allergy.
My TSR because I have a cat allergy.
No. Almost feels like we're in spy movie or yeah, fuck up.
No. Almost feels like we're in spy movie or yeah, fuck up.
Probably should have waited till we were near a town, huh?
Probably should have waited till we were near a town, huh?
Safecracking Sound
Safecracking Sound
Surprise.
Surprise.
They triggered the alarm.
They triggered the alarm.
Way, that is, if you are one of my international friends.
Way, that is, if you are one of my international friends.
Well, nerd. Not really way to make friends. I meant it as a compliment from a nerd to another nerd.
Well, nerd. Not really way to make friends. I meant it as a compliment from a nerd to another nerd.
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
What the fuck are you guys doing here?
What's your fingers, Mr. big hand?
What's your fingers, Mr. big hand?
Why would there be a bank specifically for kids, huh?
Why would there be a bank specifically for kids, huh?
Yeah. You straight, beautiful, strange man.
Yeah. You straight, beautiful, strange man.
You must really have a problem.
You must really have a problem.
You told me you needed a safe cracker. Might be your missing piece.
You told me you needed a safe cracker. Might be your missing piece.
You were my one view on YouTube. Weren't. That's right. And may I say what a shame that is.
You were my one view on YouTube. Weren't. That's right. And may I say what a shame that is.