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Neighbors (2014) "Neighbors" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2014 that explores the amusing and often chaotic

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"Neighbors" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2014 that explores the amusing and often chaotic relationship between a young couple and the fraternity that moves in next door. Directed by Nicholas Stoller, this movie showcases the comedic genius of stars Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, and Rose Byrne.

The storyline revolves around Mac and Kelly Radner (played by Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne), a young couple with a newborn baby who are trying to embrace their newfound responsibilities while still longing for their wild and carefree college days. Their lives take an unexpected turn when a fraternity, led by Teddy Sanders (played by Zac Efron) and Pete (played by Dave Franco), moves in next door.

Initially excited about the idea of reliving their youth vicariously through their new neighbors, the Radners soon realize that living next to the party-loving fraternity brings with it a whole set of challenges. The incessant noise, late-night parties, and wild pranks disrupt Mac and Kelly's sleep and put their dream of a peaceful suburban life in jeopardy.

Unable to tolerate the fraternity's behavior any longer, the Radners decide to take matters into their own hands and wage war against their next-door neighbors. What begins as a friendly rivalry soon escalates into an all-out battle, filled with pranks, misunderstandings, and unexpected alliances.

Seth Rogen delivers his signature humor as Mac, a man torn between embracing his responsibilities as a father and desperately clinging to his youth. His comedic timing and relatable awkwardness bring the character to life, providing plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. Rose Byrne shines as Kelly, Mac's equally witty and determined wife, who is determined to put an end to the fraternity's antics while still navigating the challenges of motherhood.

Zac Efron surprises audiences with his charismatic and hilarious portrayal of fraternity president Teddy Sanders. Efron effortlessly channels both the charm and immaturity of a college student, making Teddy a loveable yet frustrating character. Dave Franco complements Efron's performance as Pete, Teddy's loyal best friend who starts questioning their fraternity lifestyle.

"Neighbors" is not just a mindless comedy; it also explores themes of growing up, responsibility, and the conflict between wanting to relive the past and embracing the future. The film cleverly juxtaposes the carefree antics of the fraternity with the realities faced by Mac and Kelly, creating a deeper layer to the story.

The film's success can be attributed to the excellent chemistry between the cast members and the sharp writing that keeps the laughs coming throughout. The supporting cast, including Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Lisa Kudrow, bring their own comedic talents to the table, further enhancing the movie's humor.

If you're in the mood for a comedy that delivers plenty of laughs and a relatable story, "Neighbors" is a film worth watching. It perfectly balances absurdity with heart, making it an entertaining and enjoyable experience for audiences of all ages. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and prepare for a wild ride with the Radners and their unforgettable neighbors.

To play and download sounds from "Neighbors" and many other wonderful films, please visit our website where you can access a wide range of memorable movie soundtracks. Enjoy the music and relive the laughter of this hilarious comedy!

A girl in the audience unexpectedly hands one of our brothers a beer
A girl in the audience unexpectedly hands one of our brothers a beer
A strike?
A strike?
Abercrombie, Fitch.
Abercrombie, Fitch.
About what you're gonna do next year.
About what you're gonna do next year.
About you and the fraternity..
About you and the fraternity..
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Act like you just woke up.
Act like you just woke up.
Actually. (GASPS)
Actually. (GASPS)
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
Ajoint. Thank you, guys
Ajoint. Thank you, guys
Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping pong paddles
Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping pong paddles
All of it. All of it.
All of it. All of it.
All right
All right
All right, balls before dolls.
All right, balls before dolls.
All right, brother. Good to see you.
All right, brother. Good to see you.
All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie hoo!
All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie hoo!
All right, let's pull these bad boys off and see what we've got.
All right, let's pull these bad boys off and see what we've got.
All right, let's put that down.
All right, let's put that down.
All right, man, I should probably...
All right, man, I should probably...
All right, you do it. You do it.
All right, you do it. You do it.
All right.
All right.
All right. Good talk, man. Later.
All right. Good talk, man. Later.
All right. Let's do it
All right. Let's do it
All right. Wow, you're really going for it
All right. Wow, you're really going for it
All righty. Well...
All righty. Well...
ALL: ..
ALL: ..
ALL: (CHANTING) Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
ALL: (CHANTING) Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
ALL: (CHANTING) Delta Psi.
ALL: (CHANTING) Delta Psi.
ALL: (CHANTING) He's still alive
ALL: (CHANTING) He's still alive
ALL: (CHANTING) Throw shit off the porch. Throw shit off the porch.
ALL: (CHANTING) Throw shit off the porch. Throw shit off the porch.
ALL: (SINGING) Can you take me higher?
ALL: (SINGING) Can you take me higher?
ALL: Assjuice. Assjuice.
ALL: Assjuice. Assjuice.
ALL: Aw! Yeah.
ALL: Aw! Yeah.
ALL: Chivalry above self!
ALL: Chivalry above self!
ALL: Delta Psi!
ALL: Delta Psi!
ALL: Hoo ah!
ALL: Hoo ah!
ALL: Hoo ah!
ALL: Hoo ah!
ALL: No, no, no!
ALL: No, no, no!
ALL: No!
ALL: No!
ALL: Oh! Shit!
ALL: Oh! Shit!
ALL: Whoa!
ALL: Whoa!
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: Yeah!
Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...
Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...
Amidst the rest of these legends!
Amidst the rest of these legends!
An errant ball lands in a brother's beer,
An errant ball lands in a brother's beer,
And after that one fateful sip,
And after that one fateful sip,
And fucking with you, like he always does.
And fucking with you, like he always does.
And he just drinks it.
And he just drinks it.
And her vagina, Bye! It's ruined!
And her vagina, Bye! It's ruined!
And I really need you there. Please?
And I really need you there. Please?
And I tried to get you to stop, and you wouldn't stop.
And I tried to get you to stop, and you wouldn't stop.
And if you're in the back, it is approximately a 20 minute wait.
And if you're in the back, it is approximately a 20 minute wait.
And it comes back, and it's all stretchy and flappy!
And it comes back, and it's all stretchy and flappy!
And it's terrible.
And it's terrible.
And now, as President of Delta Psi...
And now, as President of Delta Psi...
And remember, once they start kissing,
And remember, once they start kissing,
And see all those bitches that I hate
And see all those bitches that I hate
And the dog goes, 'Woof, woof, woof, woof!'
And the dog goes, 'Woof, woof, woof, woof!'
And the whole frat will implode.
And the whole frat will implode.
And then you know what happens?
And then you know what happens?
And they're gonna fucking party a lot.
And they're gonna fucking party a lot.
And this is not your Bro, this is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)
And this is not your Bro, this is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)
And this isn't the first time. No, no, no, no. They flooded the basement
And this isn't the first time. No, no, no, no. They flooded the basement
And this time, I'm going to ejaculate.
And this time, I'm going to ejaculate.
And this year, we will make it on that wall.
And this year, we will make it on that wall.
And Vice President, we call...
And Vice President, we call...
And we got a fight over here!
And we got a fight over here!
And we're fucking grown ups, we have a baby, and they need to be cool.
And we're fucking grown ups, we have a baby, and they need to be cool.
And what are these kids in the pink shirts?
And what are these kids in the pink shirts?
And you are out.
And you are out.
And you were nothing but great to your ho.
And you were nothing but great to your ho.
And you're the oldest guy at the party,
And you're the oldest guy at the party,
And... I'm too drunk to come.
And... I'm too drunk to come.
Another one! Another one!
Another one! Another one!
Anyone would do this. This isn't because we're old.
Anyone would do this. This isn't because we're old.
Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know
Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know
Architecture joke.
Architecture joke.
Are at the school pep rally.
Are at the school pep rally.
Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No.
Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you our new neighbors? We're your new neighbors!
Are you our new neighbors? We're your new neighbors!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?
Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
As soon as they move in, they know this
As soon as they move in, they know this
ASSJUICE: Oh, fuck.
ASSJUICE: Oh, fuck.
Assjuice!
Assjuice!
Assjuice! Assjuice!
Assjuice! Assjuice!
Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!
Assjuice. Assjuice.
Assjuice. Assjuice.
At losing about half your investment.
At losing about half your investment.
Attics. Caves. Fire trucks.
Attics. Caves. Fire trucks.
Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much.
Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much.
Awesome, man. Yeah
Awesome, man. Yeah
Baby broke his leg!
Baby broke his leg!
Baby, I love you
Baby, I love you
Baby, I nearly came.
Baby, I nearly came.
Baby, let me in!
Baby, let me in!
Baby, let's be spontaneous. Let's go fuck on the kitchen floor
Baby, let's be spontaneous. Let's go fuck on the kitchen floor
Baby, this is a fucking nightmare!
Baby, this is a fucking nightmare!
Baby. Yeah.
Baby. Yeah.
Baby's first rave
Baby's first rave
Baby's first rave
Baby's first rave
Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!
Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!
Bad call.
Bad call.
Be a man and milk me
Be a man and milk me
Be in this moment! Live in this shit with me!
Be in this moment! Live in this shit with me!
Because I felt safe.
Because I felt safe.
Because I was surrounded by my brothers.
Because I was surrounded by my brothers.
Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
Because soon, you fucking blink,
Because soon, you fucking blink,
Because Teddy is just an idea.
Because Teddy is just an idea.
Because that's not gonna happen.
Because that's not gonna happen.
Because the only people who would want
Because the only people who would want
Because then I didn't earn it.
Because then I didn't earn it.
Because this is perhaps the safest place on the planet,
Because this is perhaps the safest place on the planet,
Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.
Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.
Best night ever.
Best night ever.
Big Mac! Yo!
Big Mac! Yo!
BILL: Uh oh. Mac attack.
BILL: Uh oh. Mac attack.
Binky, Binky, Binky. I don't know where the Binky is.
Binky, Binky, Binky. I don't know where the Binky is.
Binky's over here. I got Binky.
Binky's over here. I got Binky.
Biology.
Biology.
Boo ya!
Boo ya!
Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom!
Boom! No.
Boom! No.
Boom! Yes!
Boom! Yes!
Boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is.
Boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is.
BOTH: (SINGING) Born and bred up on the street top
BOTH: (SINGING) Born and bred up on the street top
BOTH: All right!
BOTH: All right!
BOTH: Hootie hoo! Hootie hoo!
BOTH: Hootie hoo! Hootie hoo!
BOTH: Whoa! (LAUGH)
BOTH: Whoa! (LAUGH)
BOTH: Whoo!
BOTH: Whoo!
BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes!
BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Bottom of my heart.
Bottom of my heart.
BOYS: Don't go to sleep!
BOYS: Don't go to sleep!
BOYS: Peekaboo!
BOYS: Peekaboo!
BOYS: Whoa..
BOYS: Whoa..
Brad Pitt before grab clit.
Brad Pitt before grab clit.
Bros before hos, motherfucker.
Bros before hos, motherfucker.
Bros before hos, that whole thing? It's over!
Bros before hos, that whole thing? It's over!
Bros before hos.
Bros before hos.
Bros before hos. Right?
Bros before hos. Right?
Brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know.
Brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know.
Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.
Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.
Burning Man!
Burning Man!
But Delta Psi is simply responsible
But Delta Psi is simply responsible
But I don't know why you try to hide this stuff from me.
But I don't know why you try to hide this stuff from me.
But I love it.
But I love it.
But I'm going to night school to get my degree, so..
But I'm going to night school to get my degree, so..
But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal.
But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal.
But she's afraid because Pete and Teddy are best friends.
But she's afraid because Pete and Teddy are best friends.
But then he convinced me to hang around
But then he convinced me to hang around
But tonight, forget the hot box.
But tonight, forget the hot box.
But we can get the biggest hot tub in the world!
But we can get the biggest hot tub in the world!
But we'll get out of the house!
But we'll get out of the house!
But when we do it,
But when we do it,
But you keep half.
But you keep half.
But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah?
But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah?
But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though.
But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though.
Butt Paste. I don't know where the Butt Paste is.
Butt Paste. I don't know where the Butt Paste is.
Calm down. Count of three.
Calm down. Count of three.
Can I come?
Can I come?
Can we light some of those off right now?
Can we light some of those off right now?
Can we take your order?
Can we take your order?
Can you please keep it down?
Can you please keep it down?
Catch up on some Z's, okay? Take a nap.
Catch up on some Z's, okay? Take a nap.
Celebrities.
Celebrities.
Cell phones. Oh.
Cell phones. Oh.
Check this out. Inside the school seal,
Check this out. Inside the school seal,
Check this out. Watch the yard
Check this out. Watch the yard
Cheers. Here we go.
Cheers. Here we go.
Cheers. Here we go.
Cheers. Here we go.
Chill out, Chill out!
Chill out, Chill out!
Clearly, you're the one who knows better, so you should know better.
Clearly, you're the one who knows better, so you should know better.
Come here! No!
Come here! No!
Come inside. Check out some board shorts
Come inside. Check out some board shorts
Come on, come on! Damn it!
Come on, come on! Damn it!
Come on, come on. Stay on message! I'm sorry.
Come on, come on. Stay on message! I'm sorry.
Come on, guys. Jesus
Come on, guys. Jesus
Come on, just relax. I got you.
Come on, just relax. I got you.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Ow! I'm sorry.
Come on! Ow! I'm sorry.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Just real quick.
Come on. Just real quick.
Come on. Thank you.
Come on. Thank you.
Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. Great.
Cool. Great.
Could have been anyone. Any one of these people could have called.
Could have been anyone. Any one of these people could have called.
Crazy! I owe you, man.
Crazy! I owe you, man.
CROWD: Oh!
CROWD: Oh!
Cutting through.
Cutting through.
Dance off!
Dance off!
Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
Delta Psi
Delta Psi
DELTA PSI BROTHERS: Hootie hoo! Hootie hoo!
DELTA PSI BROTHERS: Hootie hoo! Hootie hoo!
Delta Psi forever!
Delta Psi forever!
Delta Psi has the upper hand!
Delta Psi has the upper hand!
Delta Psi is attacking me! I'm under fire right now!
Delta Psi is attacking me! I'm under fire right now!
Delta Psi is gone, you're a free man.
Delta Psi is gone, you're a free man.
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar
Delta Psi, bitch
Delta Psi, bitch
Delta Psi, Delta Psi!
Delta Psi, Delta Psi!
Delta Psi, man
Delta Psi, man
Delta Psi!
Delta Psi!
Delta Psi!
Delta Psi!
Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
Delta Psi.
Delta Psi.
Dicks in our hands
Dicks in our hands
Dicks in our hands.
Dicks in our hands.
Dicks in our hands.
Dicks in our hands.
Dicks in our hands.
Dicks in our hands.
Did you find a balloon?
Did you find a balloon?
Did you party with this kid? We don't party with them!
Did you party with this kid? We don't party with them!
Dildo Psi!
Dildo Psi!
Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!
Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!
DIRTY BOY: All right, caller, what's your name?
DIRTY BOY: All right, caller, what's your name?
DISPATCH ON RADIO: We have a disturbance at 2203 West Olmstead.
DISPATCH ON RADIO: We have a disturbance at 2203 West Olmstead.
Distraction, distraction.
Distraction, distraction.
Do it anonymously
Do it anonymously
Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself
Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself
Do you guys want to see something amazing?
Do you guys want to see something amazing?
Do you promise?
Do you promise?
Do you promise? I promise.
Do you promise? I promise.
Do you see that empty space on the wall?
Do you see that empty space on the wall?
Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!
Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!
Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you.
Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you.
Do you think we'll be good parents?
Do you think we'll be good parents?
Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?
Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?
Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!
Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!
Don D****r. Yeah. MAC: Yeah, Don D****r
Don D****r. Yeah. MAC: Yeah, Don D****r
Don't be so fucking offended. It's not like we're gonna have sex.
Don't be so fucking offended. It's not like we're gonna have sex.
Don't call me bitch! Okay. I'm sorry.
Don't call me bitch! Okay. I'm sorry.
Don't call the cops, okay?
Don't call the cops, okay?
Don't kidnap our baby!
Don't kidnap our baby!
Don't open this door no matter what you hear!
Don't open this door no matter what you hear!
Don't worry about it, man.
Don't worry about it, man.
Don't worry about it, you know?
Don't worry about it, you know?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Drinks down! No alcohol outside! Get the fuck out of here!
Drinks down! No alcohol outside! Get the fuck out of here!
Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day
Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day
Dude, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
Dude, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.
Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.
Dude, that was four years ago, okay?
Dude, that was four years ago, okay?
Dude, we are almost roommates.
Dude, we are almost roommates.
Dude, we can have walkie talkies,
Dude, we can have walkie talkies,
Dude, we missed the airbag!
Dude, we missed the airbag!
Dude, why do you think you're so obsessed
Dude, why do you think you're so obsessed
Enjoy the house by yourself, you child!
Enjoy the house by yourself, you child!
Everybody has caller ID. You're Mac Radner.
Everybody has caller ID. You're Mac Radner.
Everybody out! Hootie hoo! Let's go!
Everybody out! Hootie hoo! Let's go!
Everybody out! Party's over!
Everybody out! Party's over!
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God!
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God!
Everyone's leaving!
Everyone's leaving!
Everything changes completely. Yeah.
Everything changes completely. Yeah.
Everything I could do, I can't do anymore.
Everything I could do, I can't do anymore.
Everything's good. Fucking great party.
Everything's good. Fucking great party.
Exactly. Well, we won't say it like that. We'll just...
Exactly. Well, we won't say it like that. We'll just...
Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me. Sorry.
Extra, extra! Baby Swallows Condom!
Extra, extra! Baby Swallows Condom!
Fine! Fine!
Fine! Fine!
Fine! Good to know. Fine.
Fine! Good to know. Fine.
Fine. Okay. Fine then.
Fine. Okay. Fine then.
First dream, Taco Bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope.
First dream, Taco Bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope.
First off, my bad.
First off, my bad.
For no ejaculation will be occurring due to over intoxication.
For no ejaculation will be occurring due to over intoxication.
For the most epic party moments in history.
For the most epic party moments in history.
Found the airbags!
Found the airbags!
Four twenty?
Four twenty?
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood.
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood.
Free party tonight.
Free party tonight.
Fuck him up, Teddy.
Fuck him up, Teddy.
Fuck it. I'll pump and dump
Fuck it. I'll pump and dump
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me! Fucking idiot!
Fuck me! Fucking idiot!
Fuck me! Shit! They're sending Garf out to talk to him.
Fuck me! Shit! They're sending Garf out to talk to him.
Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man.
Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man.
Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man!
Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man!
Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush!
Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush!
Fuck you! No, no
Fuck you! No, no
Fuck you. I am not an elephant!
Fuck you. I am not an elephant!
Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)
Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)
Fuck, these kids locked everything!
Fuck, these kids locked everything!
Fuck, they're coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they're coming.
Fuck, they're coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they're coming.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Hey! Shit, stop! Stop! I don't like it, I don't like it!
Fuck! Hey! Shit, stop! Stop! I don't like it, I don't like it!
Fuck! Shit, shit. Go!
Fuck! Shit, shit. Go!
Fuck! Shit!
Fuck! Shit!
Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax.
Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax.
Fuckers! Fuck!
Fuckers! Fuck!
Fucking just learn to deal with it, okay?
Fucking just learn to deal with it, okay?
Fucking old people!
Fucking old people!
Full season of Girls up there in the DVR.
Full season of Girls up there in the DVR.
Game of Thrones, we get loud.
Game of Thrones, we get loud.
GARF ON SPEAKERS: Oh, shit!
GARF ON SPEAKERS: Oh, shit!
GARF: Let's do it.
GARF: Let's do it.
Garfield. Garfield, yeah. Yeah.
Garfield. Garfield, yeah. Yeah.
Gay couple? Gay couple?
Gay couple? Gay couple?
Generate a noise complaint, or end up on any sort of headline,
Generate a noise complaint, or end up on any sort of headline,
Gentlemen, take a look at the wall
Gentlemen, take a look at the wall
Gentlemen, we are fortunate members
Gentlemen, we are fortunate members
Get back in line, Assjuice!
Get back in line, Assjuice!
Get back in line!
Get back in line!
Get in the dance circle.
Get in the dance circle.
Get it out of you
Get it out of you
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
Get off!
Get off!
Get on your hands and knees. We need a pail or something.
Get on your hands and knees. We need a pail or something.
Get ready to read the headline of the century.
Get ready to read the headline of the century.
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!
Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!
Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move!
Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move!
Get the money and the sweet spot And forever hollerin'
Get the money and the sweet spot And forever hollerin'
Get the party going again. Get the party started.
Get the party going again. Get the party started.
Get them out of here forever! Out!
Get them out of here forever! Out!
Get those little motherfuckers, turn them against each other.
Get those little motherfuckers, turn them against each other.
Get your knees in there.
Get your knees in there.
GIRLS: Aw!
GIRLS: Aw!
GIRLS: Aw!
GIRLS: Aw!
GIRLS: Bye, Stella!
GIRLS: Bye, Stella!
Go, go. Okay.
Go, go. Okay.
Go! Get the brothers out of here now, man!
Go! Get the brothers out of here now, man!
Go. go! All right! Hey!
Go. go! All right! Hey!
God damn it
God damn it
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it.
God damn it.
God! Dude, take your shit out on someone else, all right?
God! Dude, take your shit out on someone else, all right?
Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.
Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.
Good luck with all your problems, officer.
Good luck with all your problems, officer.
Good luck, Bro.
Good luck, Bro.
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good to see you. Good to see you, too.
Good to see you. Good to see you, too.
Got it at my architecture lab. Pretty cool, right?
Got it at my architecture lab. Pretty cool, right?
Grab the baby monitor.
Grab the baby monitor.
Grab the monitor. Grab the monitor.
Grab the monitor. Grab the monitor.
Great party, right? Awesome party.
Great party, right? Awesome party.
Great to see you too, buddy.
Great to see you too, buddy.
Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay.
Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay.
Guys, don't talk. Please let me handle this.
Guys, don't talk. Please let me handle this.
Harder, man. Yeah, really get in there.
Harder, man. Yeah, really get in there.
Haven't you ever seen a fucking Kevin James movie?
Haven't you ever seen a fucking Kevin James movie?
Hazing scandals. Hazing scandals!
Hazing scandals. Hazing scandals!
He likes them.
He likes them.
He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory.
He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory.
He sold us out.
He sold us out.
He told us not to call the cops.
He told us not to call the cops.
He'll haze the fucking shit out of you
He'll haze the fucking shit out of you
He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick.
He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick.
He's coming
He's coming
He's done.
He's done.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gotta see them hooking up
He's gotta see them hooking up
He's looking at us.
He's looking at us.
He's so charming, he'll get the cop to leave.
He's so charming, he'll get the cop to leave.
He's so light. He's all dick.
He's so light. He's all dick.
He's still alive!
He's still alive!
He's still alive.
He's still alive.
Hello. Fucking bring her.
Hello. Fucking bring her.
Hello. This is Julia Child.
Hello. This is Julia Child.
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Here they are.
Here they are.
Here's a headline. How about, Go Fuck Yourself?
Here's a headline. How about, Go Fuck Yourself?
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, come on. Wait, let's just..
Hey, come on. Wait, let's just..
Hey, dude.
Hey, dude.
Hey, dude. What's up, man?
Hey, dude. What's up, man?
Hey, homie. I'm gonna fuck your wife with my giant dick.
Hey, homie. I'm gonna fuck your wife with my giant dick.
Hey, I just wanna let you guys know
Hey, I just wanna let you guys know
Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'?
Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'?
Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up?
Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up?
Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?
Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, man. BOTH: Oh, shit!
Hey, man. BOTH: Oh, shit!
Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl.
Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl.
Hey, Teddy. It's Mac again. Your neighbor.
Hey, Teddy. It's Mac again. Your neighbor.
Hey, there they are!
Hey, there they are!
Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing.
Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing.
Hey, when you called the cops, you violated the circle of trust, Focker.
Hey, when you called the cops, you violated the circle of trust, Focker.
Hey, who's Batman to you?
Hey, who's Batman to you?
Hey, you boys have to go digital.
Hey, you boys have to go digital.
Hey, you guys, if my calculations are correct,
Hey, you guys, if my calculations are correct,
Hey, you know, I think the clay is stuck to my pubes.
Hey, you know, I think the clay is stuck to my pubes.
Hey! How's it going? Hey!
Hey! How's it going? Hey!
Hey! Ma'am!
Hey! Ma'am!
Hey! You Delta Psi?
Hey! You Delta Psi?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Do not let anyone upstairs, you got me?
Hey. Do not let anyone upstairs, you got me?
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.
Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.
Hey. Look who it is. JIMMY: What's up, dude?
Hey. Look who it is. JIMMY: What's up, dude?
Hey. Oh. Gay couple.
Hey. Oh. Gay couple.
Hi, how's it going?
Hi, how's it going?
Hi! Hi!
Hi! Hi!
His dick is this big!
His dick is this big!
Ho, no, you haven't. I'm just saying.
Ho, no, you haven't. I'm just saying.
Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party?
Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party?
Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this.
Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this.
Hold that gam steady, Pete.
Hold that gam steady, Pete.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit, guys. I think we made $10,000.
Holy shit, guys. I think we made $10,000.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! Did you break your leg?
Holy shit! Did you break your leg?
Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks.
Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Hoo ah!
Hoo ah!
Hootie hoo When we see cops
Hootie hoo When we see cops
Hos don't go before Bros. It just doesn't work like that.
Hos don't go before Bros. It just doesn't work like that.
How about some shots, guys?
How about some shots, guys?
How are the guys?
How are the guys?
How do they know something's wrong?
How do they know something's wrong?
How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch?
How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch?
How the fuck could I be cool with that, man?
How the fuck could I be cool with that, man?
How the fuck would that make me feel better?
How the fuck would that make me feel better?
How'd you even do that?
How'd you even do that?
How's it going, sweetie? Good.
How's it going, sweetie? Good.
How's it going? I'm sorry.
How's it going? I'm sorry.
How's Stella? She's a cute baby.
How's Stella? She's a cute baby.
How's the rest of post college life treating you?
How's the rest of post college life treating you?
I agree. We need to go over there.
I agree. We need to go over there.
I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on.
I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on.
I am, yeah. Yeah.
I am, yeah. Yeah.
I called the cops because you were being noisy, man
I called the cops because you were being noisy, man
I can do cock. I can do C O K.
I can do cock. I can do C O K.
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't do boob. I can do Bob.
I can't do boob. I can do Bob.
I can't help it, I sympathize with them.
I can't help it, I sympathize with them.
I can't let you in yet. I haven't figured out how to open it!
I can't let you in yet. I haven't figured out how to open it!
I can't sell your house.
I can't sell your house.
I can't. No.
I can't. No.
I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way.
I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way.
I didn't... (LAUGHS) What?
I didn't... (LAUGHS) What?
I don't even know what the fuck to do with this.
I don't even know what the fuck to do with this.
I don't even think it would make the local police blotter.
I don't even think it would make the local police blotter.
I don't feel safe here, just in case you didn't know.
I don't feel safe here, just in case you didn't know.
I don't fucking want to! What do you mean milk you?
I don't fucking want to! What do you mean milk you?
I don't get it! MAC: It's from an Outkast song.
I don't get it! MAC: It's from an Outkast song.
I don't get it. Who would even buy one of those dildos?
I don't get it. Who would even buy one of those dildos?
I don't know if you guys are aware,
I don't know if you guys are aware,
I don't know what to do. What do we know?
I don't know what to do. What do we know?
I don't know where it is
I don't know where it is
I don't know, bitch. Is it a dance off?
I don't know, bitch. Is it a dance off?
I don't know, man. Just be free.
I don't know, man. Just be free.
I don't know! You're a good actor!
I don't know! You're a good actor!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Hit me with something.
I don't know. Hit me with something.
I don't know. We should file a police report...
I don't know. We should file a police report...
I don't see anyone else here, either!
I don't see anyone else here, either!
I don't see anyone else here.
I don't see anyone else here.
I don't want to milk you. Well, you're gonna have to.
I don't want to milk you. Well, you're gonna have to.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
I feel free
I feel free
I feel like shit.
I feel like shit.
I feel so lame. I can't believe we called the cops.
I feel so lame. I can't believe we called the cops.
I fucking did it! I totally did it.
I fucking did it! I totally did it.
I fucking love you, man.
I fucking love you, man.
I fucking love you, Pete. I love you!
I fucking love you, Pete. I love you!
I fucking will, man
I fucking will, man
I get it! He's got a huge dick!
I get it! He's got a huge dick!
I give you beer pong!
I give you beer pong!
I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!
I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!
I give you the hot house.
I give you the hot house.
I got a headline for you.
I got a headline for you.
I got it, I got it. I got it.
I got it, I got it. I got it.
I got, like, four pails out of you.
I got, like, four pails out of you.
I gotta feed Stella. Okay.
I gotta feed Stella. Okay.
I gotta get back. Gotta get back, gotta get back.
I gotta get back. Gotta get back, gotta get back.
I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay.
I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay.
I gotta get this out of me.
I gotta get this out of me.
I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?
I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?
I had this job interview, so...
I had this job interview, so...
I hate Mondays!
I hate Mondays!
I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?
I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?
I have a headline for this.
I have a headline for this.
I have a little bit of Kevin James in me.
I have a little bit of Kevin James in me.
I have not been out since Jimmy and I got divorced
I have not been out since Jimmy and I got divorced
I have to go. She's awake.
I have to go. She's awake.
I haven't seen you in forever.
I haven't seen you in forever.
I heard they burned down their last house.
I heard they burned down their last house.
I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more.
I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more.
I just have one thing I wanted to say.
I just have one thing I wanted to say.
I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.
I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.
I know what you might be thinking.
I know what you might be thinking.
I know you're all wondering why I brought you here
I know you're all wondering why I brought you here
I know! What's nice about the house
I know! What's nice about the house
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. Let's just go to sleep.
I know. Let's just go to sleep.
I know. They're being careful.
I know. They're being careful.
I like 'em full, baby.
I like 'em full, baby.
I like 'em like that
I like 'em like that
I like it. Don't do that!
I like it. Don't do that!
I like it. I don't like it, stop!
I like it. I don't like it, stop!
I love brunch.
I love brunch.
I love fucking with you when you high, man.
I love fucking with you when you high, man.
I love going to The Container Store and buying containers.
I love going to The Container Store and buying containers.
I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells.
I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells.
I love you so much. I'm so sorry.
I love you so much. I'm so sorry.
I love you, dawg. I love you.
I love you, dawg. I love you.
I love you, too, but... Get out of here, man! Just go!
I love you, too, but... Get out of here, man! Just go!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you! I love you, too, man.
I love you! I love you, too, man.
I love you. Baby.
I love you. Baby.
I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade.
I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade.
I mean, as a child of divorce, I just...
I mean, as a child of divorce, I just...
I mean, the foundation is flooded. We can't pay for this shit
I mean, the foundation is flooded. We can't pay for this shit
I mean, we get pretty loud over there. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, we get pretty loud over there. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs.
I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs.
I mean, yeah, I like their baby,
I mean, yeah, I like their baby,
I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?
I need backup at 2203 West Olmstead!
I need backup at 2203 West Olmstead!
I need backup! Over!
I need backup! Over!
I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.
I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.
I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up.
I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up.
I never wanted to have to use that on you!
I never wanted to have to use that on you!
I promise you, as the President of Delta Psi,
I promise you, as the President of Delta Psi,
I promise. We promise.
I promise. We promise.
I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game.
I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game.
I put sof hamisschak, which is Hebrew for game over.
I put sof hamisschak, which is Hebrew for game over.
I realize I probably should have studied a little bit more.
I realize I probably should have studied a little bit more.
I really need to get out of the house.
I really need to get out of the house.
I saw him. He saw me.
I saw him. He saw me.
I think I might be really quite stoned.
I think I might be really quite stoned.
I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked.
I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked.
I think I was near one of those oil drums for too long.
I think I was near one of those oil drums for too long.
I think I'm drunk.
I think I'm drunk.
I think it's over.
I think it's over.
I think Teddy saw you.
I think Teddy saw you.
I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment
I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment
I think we should invite the old people in
I think we should invite the old people in
I think you should. Come on.
I think you should. Come on.
I thought we were over that. What are you...
I thought we were over that. What are you...
I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but...
I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but...
I want a baby. I'm gonna have a baby.
I want a baby. I'm gonna have a baby.
I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.
I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.
I went here, okay? That's why I'm dumb!
I went here, okay? That's why I'm dumb!
I will haze you until your fucking face falls off!
I will haze you until your fucking face falls off!
I would masturbate into her. MAC: That's not how it works.
I would masturbate into her. MAC: That's not how it works.
I'd say, optimistically, you're looking
I'd say, optimistically, you're looking
I'll fucking kill them! No, no.
I'll fucking kill them! No, no.
I'll give it the old college try.
I'll give it the old college try.
I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that?
I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that?
I'll hold onto your balls forever.
I'll hold onto your balls forever.
I'll never let go
I'll never let go
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable!
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable!
I'll throw it away. Just throw it away.
I'll throw it away. Just throw it away.
I'm a bit bored, but I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm a bit bored, but I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm a more obtainable goal.
I'm a more obtainable goal.
I'm a possum
I'm a possum
I'm a psychology minor, you know that.
I'm a psychology minor, you know that.
I'm a psychology minor.
I'm a psychology minor.
I'm a supernova. Burn bright, die young.
I'm a supernova. Burn bright, die young.
I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
I'm allowed to be just as irresponsible as you.
I'm allowed to be just as irresponsible as you.
I'm Batman!
I'm Batman!
I'm Batman!
I'm Batman!
I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not!
I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not!
I'm coming. Are you close?
I'm coming. Are you close?
I'm counting on it!
I'm counting on it!
I'm doing it. Oh, man.
I'm doing it. Oh, man.
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna act all docile and then...
I'm gonna act all docile and then...
I'm gonna come. Come, baby.
I'm gonna come. Come, baby.
I'm gonna drill a hole, I'm gonna pee. I can get bigger pants.
I'm gonna drill a hole, I'm gonna pee. I can get bigger pants.
I'm gonna give you a world class knuckle sandwich
I'm gonna give you a world class knuckle sandwich
I'm gonna go now. No.
I'm gonna go now. No.
I'm gonna jump off the balcony. What?
I'm gonna jump off the balcony. What?
I'm gonna put out an AMBER fucking Alert!
I'm gonna put out an AMBER fucking Alert!
I'm gonna take our child and go.
I'm gonna take our child and go.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm in! MAC: Yes!
I'm in! MAC: Yes!
I'm just gonna leave it on.
I'm just gonna leave it on.
I'm just kidding. High ones.
I'm just kidding. High ones.
I'm just kidding. Sort of.
I'm just kidding. Sort of.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm not a baby
I'm not a baby
I'm not a cow! Well, how else do you do it?
I'm not a cow! Well, how else do you do it?
I'm not a distraction.
I'm not a distraction.
I'm not a sizeist
I'm not a sizeist
I'm not buying a gun! You're right, it's a bad idea.
I'm not buying a gun! You're right, it's a bad idea.
I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!
I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!
I'm not gonna come.
I'm not gonna come.
I'm not gonna throw that all away now.
I'm not gonna throw that all away now.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. It was so dumb.
I'm so sorry. It was so dumb.
I'm sorry, baby
I'm sorry, baby
I'm sorry, but it's true.
I'm sorry, but it's true.
I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry. I rescind the complaint.
I'm sorry. I rescind the complaint.
I'm sorry. I'll do anything
I'm sorry. I'll do anything
I'm sorry. What the fuck?
I'm sorry. What the fuck?
I'm surprised and shocked, honestly,
I'm surprised and shocked, honestly,
I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch
I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch
I'm talking even bigger than last year's White Trash Bash
I'm talking even bigger than last year's White Trash Bash
I'm Taxi Driver De Niro.
I'm Taxi Driver De Niro.
I'm the President of a fraternity.
I'm the President of a fraternity.
I'm too fucked up! Ahhh! Ahhh!
I'm too fucked up! Ahhh! Ahhh!
I'm trying to be your friend, okay?
I'm trying to be your friend, okay?
I'm watching you. I'm watching you.
I'm watching you. I'm watching you.
I'm with Teddy. She's with Teddy
I'm with Teddy. She's with Teddy
I've always wanted to do this.
I've always wanted to do this.
I've been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.
I've been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.
I've been wanting this. I've got your number.
I've been wanting this. I've got your number.
I've called him ten times. What do we do?
I've called him ten times. What do we do?
I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life.
I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life.
If we actually go over there and tell them to keep it down,
If we actually go over there and tell them to keep it down,
If you want to be up there so bad, just put your picture up.
If you want to be up there so bad, just put your picture up.
In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.
In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.
Infiltrate a party, and get them to put hos before Bros
Infiltrate a party, and get them to put hos before Bros
Infinite BJs.
Infinite BJs.
Infinite BJs.
Infinite BJs.
Is how bad this could have gone.
Is how bad this could have gone.
Is it a good one, or a bad one?
Is it a good one, or a bad one?
Is she awake? I'm more milk than woman
Is she awake? I'm more milk than woman
Is that a two story bong?
Is that a two story bong?
Is that your real name? Garf?
Is that your real name? Garf?
It broke. I totally broke it.
It broke. I totally broke it.
It doesn't mean I can stop doing mushrooms with teenagers.
It doesn't mean I can stop doing mushrooms with teenagers.
It escalated to a really crazy place. That was really nuts, man.
It escalated to a really crazy place. That was really nuts, man.
It escalated very quickly.
It escalated very quickly.
It is crazy.
It is crazy.
It is. Well, it's the second dream.
It is. Well, it's the second dream.
It means you're too dumb
It means you're too dumb
It only gets better and better!
It only gets better and better!
It smells delicious in here.
It smells delicious in here.
It tastes funny.
It tastes funny.
It wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'm fine.
It wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'm fine.
It works perfectly.
It works perfectly.
It would just work all the time. It would be awesome.
It would just work all the time. It would be awesome.
It's a blessing and a curse!
It's a blessing and a curse!
It's a choker
It's a choker
It's a distraction?
It's a distraction?
It's a good idea. It's a good system.
It's a good idea. It's a good system.
It's a headline
It's a headline
It's a really expensive bush!
It's a really expensive bush!
It's an important, key phrase here
It's an important, key phrase here
It's because they remind you of the future.
It's because they remind you of the future.
It's Evan.
It's Evan.
It's finally happening.
It's finally happening.
It's good, man. I'm having fun.
It's good, man. I'm having fun.
It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean?
It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean?
It's kind of amazing.
It's kind of amazing.
It's legitimate, right?
It's legitimate, right?
It's like bouncing balls
It's like bouncing balls
It's like having sex with Tony Soprano
It's like having sex with Tony Soprano
It's like when you lend a fat friend your shirt,
It's like when you lend a fat friend your shirt,
It's like you're, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know?
It's like you're, like, 10 years older than everyone, you know?
It's like, They got us again.
It's like, They got us again.
It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.
It's never coming back. No
It's never coming back. No
It's not a good joke.
It's not a good joke.
It's not cool here. Sorry.
It's not cool here. Sorry.
It's not funny. That was really bad.
It's not funny. That was really bad.
It's not gonna come off.
It's not gonna come off.
It's not working
It's not working
It's offensive that I'm saying that you should be smart?
It's offensive that I'm saying that you should be smart?
It's okay. They've been after us for weeks.
It's okay. They've been after us for weeks.
It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over.
It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over.
It's over. It's over, man.
It's over. It's over, man.
It's pretty thick. It's a big file.
It's pretty thick. It's a big file.
It's probably gonna go pretty fucking late, too.
It's probably gonna go pretty fucking late, too.
It's really not.
It's really not.
It's the frat's condom! That's the frat's condom!
It's the frat's condom! That's the frat's condom!
It's the least we could do, you know?
It's the least we could do, you know?
It's too late. We'll... Okay.
It's too late. We'll... Okay.
It's very poorly worded. I don't think that would ever make it to print.
It's very poorly worded. I don't think that would ever make it to print.
It's Watkins.
It's Watkins.
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!
Jesus Christ, not another dance off.
Jesus Christ, not another dance off.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus! You **** and your fucking mothers!
Jesus! You **** and your fucking mothers!
Jesus. I'm exhausted
Jesus. I'm exhausted
Jesus. Okay.
Jesus. Okay.
Jimmy, are you okay?
Jimmy, are you okay?
JIMMY: Everyone breaks, Bro.
JIMMY: Everyone breaks, Bro.
JIMMY: Oh, God!
JIMMY: Oh, God!
JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!
JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!
JIMMY: Subhuman. KELLY: Assjuice.
JIMMY: Subhuman. KELLY: Assjuice.
JIMMY: Yeah. We're pretty deep into it. It's tight.
JIMMY: Yeah. We're pretty deep into it. It's tight.
JIMMY: Yes, hello. This is the President of the neighborhood watch.
JIMMY: Yes, hello. This is the President of the neighborhood watch.
JIMMY: You're up
JIMMY: You're up
Jimmy! Wake up! Wake up, man.
Jimmy! Wake up! Wake up, man.
Junk before trunk.
Junk before trunk.
Just a couple minutes, and then we pour in the latex.
Just a couple minutes, and then we pour in the latex.
Just a little bit. A little bit.
Just a little bit. A little bit.
Just a little taste, a little taste.
Just a little taste, a little taste.
Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean
Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean
Just because we have a house and a baby
Just because we have a house and a baby
Just get off! Are you talking to me?
Just get off! Are you talking to me?
Just keep it down
Just keep it down
Just keep it down.
Just keep it down.
Just kind of let it out. Okay.
Just kind of let it out. Okay.
Just look that way. Just turn around.
Just look that way. Just turn around.
Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.
Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.
Just relax. Just settle down. Okay
Just relax. Just settle down. Okay
Just say it normal! I can get it!
Just say it normal! I can get it!
Just so you know!
Just so you know!
Just stop doing this stupid shit! We're sorry
Just stop doing this stupid shit! We're sorry
Just stop.
Just stop.
Just the tour, maybe. PETE: Just the tour.
Just the tour, maybe. PETE: Just the tour.
Just the tour. Cool. TEDDY: Oh, it's so exciting!
Just the tour. Cool. TEDDY: Oh, it's so exciting!
Just, normal
Just, normal
Keep it down!
Keep it down!
Keep it down.
Keep it down.
Keep your dick away from my wife!
Keep your dick away from my wife!
Kelly, he's coming!
Kelly, he's coming!
Kelly, honey.
Kelly, honey.
Kelly, there's one left!
Kelly, there's one left!
KELLY: Assjuice. MAC: Assjuice
KELLY: Assjuice. MAC: Assjuice
KELLY: Hey!
KELLY: Hey!
KELLY: I really needed that. MAC: Thank you so much.
KELLY: I really needed that. MAC: Thank you so much.
KELLY: I think the frat has broken into the car and stolen all of the airbags.
KELLY: I think the frat has broken into the car and stolen all of the airbags.
KELLY: Is that a fraternity?
KELLY: Is that a fraternity?
KELLY: Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me
KELLY: Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me
KELLY: Oh, no
KELLY: Oh, no
KELLY: Okay. Congratulations.
KELLY: Okay. Congratulations.
KELLY: See? You're such a lame o!
KELLY: See? You're such a lame o!
KELLY: What does that mean?
KELLY: What does that mean?
KELLY: Your brothers?
KELLY: Your brothers?
Kicked out of schools more than anything?
Kicked out of schools more than anything?
Kind of, you know, keep it down.
Kind of, you know, keep it down.
Lame that we're on probation.
Lame that we're on probation.
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
Lea Michele from Glee? That's actually funny.
Lea Michele from Glee? That's actually funny.
Legalize it, y'all.
Legalize it, y'all.
Let go, let go
Let go, let go
Let's be crazy.
Let's be crazy.
Let's do it. Okay, I'm doing it. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Okay, I'm doing it. Let's do it.
Let's do something crazy.
Let's do something crazy.
Let's do something we've never done. Okay.
Let's do something we've never done. Okay.
Let's do that shit. Whoo! Let's do it!
Let's do that shit. Whoo! Let's do it!
Let's do this shit.
Let's do this shit.
Let's get the leading men out of the way.
Let's get the leading men out of the way.
Let's get walkie talkies and talk to each other all the time.
Let's get walkie talkies and talk to each other all the time.
Let's go
Let's go

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