Dawson's Creek (1998) - Season 2 Edit

A couple weeks in Europe.. we drive a cheaper car.

A few years ago I was the quintessential housewife.

A little trade off for helping you with your assignment?

Alexander! You kicked off your shoe! Here Joey, can you hold him?

All he does know is that he goes to sleep everynight jerkin'

All they do is play football and swap pornos. They're a couple of...

All you care about is this overpriced piece of metal.

Alright, we're done!

An extensive annual budget for your fictional household.

And C cups that you'd rather be talking to but you're the only person

And everyone that doesn't fit into your little self destructive agenda.

And I don't ever want you to feel like you're in this alone.

And I know that you're with Joey and I accept that.

And I love you. And Alexander.

And I'd really just kind of like to keep a low pro so goodbye.

And it wouldn't make the slightest bit of difference.

And just spray perfume in all the right places, big red moist lips.

And now that this is over you'll get these back on Monday

And spend the other half, in design. Thanks.

And take care of your baby and I'm sick of it!

And then you just get more and more confused and then,

And these are the questions I want you to answer. So let's begin. Andie?

And tonight is your last night with him!

And you basically throw your money away.

And you can't fire me because I'm not going anywhere and I won't be fired.

And you should work it to your advantage.

And you're acting all paranoid...

And you're planning on getting married so your wedding expenses

Annual income, $400,000 a year. Last, but not least, Joey Potter.

Are you going to be pantive and massikistic and piss me off?

Are you trying to win some teen rebel award?

As long as I get this Viper, everything will be alright.

Aw, ambitious? Are you kidding? Not at all.

Because she just went completely ballistic on me.

But can we save some of this clean up for tomorrow?

But I can't stop how I feel. There's no trust here, no honesty.

But I want to let you know that you've got options. And I'm one of them.

But one day, down the road, I'm going to have sex.

But some of us are already dealing with those problems.

But those days are over now. Look I really don't want to get into this.

Can be directly applied to your future lives. Therefore, I hope, I hope,

Can I borrow your notes over the reading?

Can you go over there?

Chucking ladders and locking windows is not going to stop me.

Close friends and family.

Come take a look at these floorplans.

Dad, it's a typical parental problem. Do you know what?

Dayle, can you bring me the filing portfolio? I need to look at it before the meeting.

Did I say anything? I did not say anything.

Did you hear that, Mom?

Do some price checking. Should we take the kids?

Do you know anybody that I could borrow notes from?

Doesn't that sicken you that you're living up to the

Don't give me the homework guilt trip, alright?

Drop the whole thing. I don't want to fight about it.

End up at the Betty Ford Center, marry some...

Everything takes twice as long and you end up running around

Except for spoiled, trust fund casualties from Rhode Island.

Except for spoiled, trust fund casualties from Rhode Island.

Excuse me?

Fine, here! I gotta go then!

First of all, she's a super successful career woman with $160,000 annual income.

Frank from accounting had to give me a ride home.

Go by the Icehouse on your way to school. Please, will you?

Good luck and don't spend all your money in one place.

Growing up I'd always loved art and drawing so I went back to school.

Had snot all over his face. I just didn't want to get ill.

Hang on. Here, here, here. Oh, and Joey,

He has become the master of manipulation.

He's totally into Joey. He's in love with her.

His gherkin and he wakes up every morning humping his mattress.

His tighty whities will be in a ball by the floor

How much money will you have to spend a year on food, clothing, travel?

How we're going to afford to send our kids to college,

Huge fine or, God forbid, shutting us down.

I am not your full time slave.

I am your parent and it's my duty to be paranoid about

I are cramping your style why don't you go home. Jack and I have it covered.

I can take away the need to trust you, and we can get back some of what we lost.

I can't even remember the last time we did that.

I could bring home an 'A' in econ. or an 'F'.

I could bring home the Nobel Peace Prize

I couldn't sleep last night I felt so bad. What I said, I didn't mean.

I decided to do my project from the wife's perspective so.. here's my half.

I don't know anything about me and you know even less about me so just leave me alone!

I don't know maybe this idea of an open, this open marriage thing.

I don't know what to do to get it back.

I don't know, I never thought I'd someday be thought

I don't know, it's like we're actually married.

I don't think we could be more compatible.

I don't want to be the one robbing you of your childhood, the fun of being young.

I guess the truth hurts sometimes.

I have a very demanding social life.

I have absolutely no idea about what I want to do with my life.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I have these moments when I feel as if nothing's really changed between us.

I have to prepare a household budget for a single career mother and

I haven't been diagnosed with any terminal defects,

I haven't had any car accidents,

I hope that you gave this project's it's deserved attention.

I hope you can handle it Dawson.

I just can't handle you throwing yourself at me every other second. I mean, don't you find it humiliating?

I just don't respect it. And I don't mean this in a slutty, self degrading sort of way,

I know how to do it's budget money.

I know in Econ. so here's the deal.

I know there's been a lot of late night creeping around and

I know what it is.

I left my backpack in my locker yesterday...

I like to call "Alternative Lifestyles".

I love him and I want him back.

I love you, Mitch. I'll see you after work.

I mean this just gets me thinking about the future and how

I mean you have to go for broke. Wear something scandalous.

I mean, do you think it's cool to give the finger to everything

I mean, he's so head over heels in love with Joey I just can't compete with her.

I mean, Joey may be pretty.

I mean, this assignment helped me understand how much you have to deal

I mean, we could print new menus, placemats...

I mean, we're going to want to go someplace warm in the winter, right?

I mean, you have to show him the old, naughty Jen because this new Jen just isn't workin'.

I mean, you're going to working together the whole week.

I mean, you've been making suggestive comments. Testing me all night

I should find a single career mother who's living this assignment and ask her for help.

I strongly recommend research trips into the field.

I talked to your brother last night and he explained to me

I think the first decision that we should make should me where we're going to live.

I think we were both suffering from a case of false impressions.

I will assign you identities and then you are to prepare

I'll be in 10 years it's blank, I have no idea.

I'm friends with someone who only has eyes for Dawson Leery.

I'm glad you had a good time tonight, Mitch.

I'm in way over my head, but these problems are not yours.

I'm just freaking out because what if Mr. Matick calls on me in class?

I'm just taking some standard precautions

I'm not going to force you into anything if you're against it.

I'm preparing this household budget for Mr. Matick

I'm so paranoid that the health department is just going to jump down our throats.

I'm sorry I'm not the biggest slacker on the planet.

I've got to take Alexander to the sitter's.

If and only if we can find a buyable two bedroom apartment.

In reality, you've never had a problem in your life.

In the backs of cars and movie theaters.

In your name since you're the living embodiment of a single, successful career woman.

Is in question that you just start barking out orders?

Is that possible? We are seriously over budget by like $30,000.

It keeps things fresh.

It was the fear of getting caught that made it more dangerous and exciting.

It would be a hell of a lot cheaper.

It's exactly that. It's an idea.

It's great because I spend half my time teaching, which I love,

It's Joey, isn't it? She's been putting ideas in your head about me.

It's not fair to you and I'm sorry.

It's not like you're flunking out of school.

It's the perfect opportunity.

It's worth 1/3 of my grade.

J. Crew catalogue kind of way, but she's no you. You're a sex kitten,Jen.

Jeff, how'd that wedding turn out?

Jen Lindley.

Joey? What are you doing here?

Just do me a favor. Give Andie a break. She deserves it.

Just let things take their natural course.

Kenny, what do you think of Joey Potter?

Late night study sessions, role playing like you guys are husband and wife...

Laura also said she'd help us with a new logo for the Icehouse.

Left out of this conversation here, okay?