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Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 is an animated television series that first aired in 2003. It is a part of the Adult Swim lineup on Cartoon Network and has gained a cult following for its absurd humor and eccentric characters.

The show revolves around the adventures of three anthropomorphic food items: Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad, who live together as roommates in a suburban neighborhood. Throughout the season, they encounter a variety of bizarre and often supernatural situations, facing off against villains such as Dr. Weird, the Mooninites, and the Plutonians.

The main cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force includes:

1. Dana Snyder as Master Shake: A delusional, selfish, and often clueless milkshake who fancies himself the leader of the group.
2. Carey Means as Frylock: A wise and level-headed box of french fries with the power of telekinesis.
3. Dave Willis as Meatwad: A naive and childlike ball of meat with shape-shifting abilities.
4. C. Martin Croker as Dr. Weird: A mad scientist who often creates bizarre inventions with unintended consequences.
5. Mike Schatz as Ignignokt and Matt Maiellaro as Err: The mischievous and dimwitted Mooninites from the Moon, constantly causing havoc for the Aqua Teens.
6. Andy Merrill as Oglethorpe and Mike Schatz as Emory: The bumbling Plutonians who often find themselves in absurd and unsuccessful attempts to conquer Earth.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 is known for its unique blend of surreal humor, satirical commentary, and recurring inside jokes. Each episode is typically self-contained but often shares common themes or storylines that are developed throughout the season.

Fans of Aqua Teen Hunger Force can find various sounds and music from the show available for play and download. The show's soundtrack features a mix of catchy and comedic tunes, often reflecting the absurdity and whimsical nature of the series. From the iconic theme song to hilarious character-specific songs, the music adds a distinct flavor to the overall appeal of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Whether you are a fan of offbeat animated comedies, appreciate eccentric characters, or enjoy a dose of nonsensical humor, Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 is a must-watch. The show's off-the-wall antics, witty dialogue, and memorable cast of characters make it a true gem in the world of adult animation, leaving audiences both entertained and perplexed.

To fully immerse yourself in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force experience, don't forget to check out the available sounds and music that can be played and downloaded. They are sure to add an extra layer of enjoyment to this delightfully surreal and hilarious series.

A blue jean ad?
A fly is a little tiny insect. It got wings.
A good diet?
A hole? That's great.
A little try before you buy, huh? Come here, bitch! Stand and deliver!
A lot more than you have. I'm teaching this object a lesson.
A lot of people do, but not me.
A woman? Hang on. Let me shave.
A.J. likes ice skating and Howie likes to Frisbee...
A.k.a. next door, your house
About what color he would paint his bedroom..
Acid. I'm thinking millions of flies all spitting at once.
Across both space and time, through the Fargate...
Actually, it was about two weeks ago.
Actually, it's concave, isn't it?
Actually, Meatwad, animals have kidneys, too
Actually, no. It's all the world's knowledge...
Actually, sir, there's no chance this will work.
Advance the wooden video to the accused setting fire to Big Ralph.
After I get this, I'm gonna get my GED and turn my life around.
Agitate the hell out of this snake!
Alas, they were not. I shall never wear a cast again.
Albatrosses.
All for a game.
All I'm saying is it just looks really infected.
All of them, look. Get it when I say look?
All right, fine. Go ahead, say it. Say "the Backstreet Boys".
All right, he wants you to drink all that before you go in there.
All right, hold on. I'll play it like I am.
All right, I'll get another one.
All right, is Shake around? You're friends with him, right?
All right, look at that.
All right, look, let's just take a step back...
All right, now show me which utensil you use to eat this.
All right, take her up.
All right, that's it. I'm through. Forget it.
All right, that's it. Let me take a look. Shake, get a flashlight.
All right, that's it... all of you. Y'all fix it yourselves.
All right, this is gonna be so good!
All right, wait for me.
All right, whatever. We'll meet at the docks at midnight.
All right!
All right! But I can still be the plum, too, right?
All right! My wheels got here!
All right. Congratulations.
All right. I don't want to ruin your career.
All right. I want to know the truth, though. Did you do this?
All right. If you think so.
All right. Let me break it down for you. I'll go slow.
All right. Number 1: Your cheeks are hollow.
All right. Over here, please.
All right. There. We'll try this one more time.
All right. Truth time.
All right. Where did the light go? Shine it over here.
All right. You know best.
All right. You know, you guys take the fun out of living.
All rolled up into one night all up in here!
All the nerves are connected. I think we're ready.
All the questions are merely illusions created by Wayne.
All them Battlestar Earthblaster drink cups.
Amazing. These are the same exact spots...
And "press release, how to".
And a chick holding a freaking saline bucket over my head to feed my jaw?
And all the fluids are in the floorboard.
And are read before they arrive by people you've never even met...
And as you know, because you wrote it, I do feel the need to kill again.
And at the end of regulation, we have a barnburner.
And be sure to thank Sir Loin for keeping me up all night.
And bring your friend. I like her.
And bust open with thigh bone, so me could eat it good.
And Carl is freaking right now.
And chat with the girl you're afraid to meet in person.
And closed captioning, I'm at a loss.
And especially the pains that I was feeling in the back of my head..
And five, ladies and...
And for extra points: How many rads to the nearest multon?
And for god's sake, burn those moles off, will you?
And from now on, whenever someone blows out candles or unties a ribbon...
And games convert into package...
And get the rest of the outfit. Be who you really are, Dr. Zhivago.
And he still hasn't gone.
And he travels the galaxies feeding off knowledge.
And he tried to hit me, Daddy.
And he, like, opens his mouth all crazy fang like.
And he's rained it out again! He's always a step ahead.
And holding his muscles 'cause his arms are wrapped around you...
And I am on a quest...
And I cannot thank you enough, man, for bringing back my second prototype.
And I don't pay my bills on time.
And I guess my eyes rolled back into my head...
And I guess our friend Carl knows that pretty well...
And I guess when I say villagers...
And I just felt like, no, I'm not... damn it.
And I proved it to your record player and your lawn mower...
And I said, "Well, all right".
And I still got about 1,000 of these in my living room.
And I thought he was doing it because he thinks it's cool.
And I want you to check out this venue, because we got an exclusive booking.
And I will always cherish that, but we do not want to marry you
And I will deny it up and down if you say I did. He did.
And I will prove it to anything else..
And I will take you up on your generous offer and have some of your beer.
And I won't be here when he tells you how sick his family is...
And I would like to lick that sandwich.
And I'd like to have got sick. You know what I mean?
And if y'all need me, I'm gonna be in the garage.
And if you order now, we'll include an egg slicer.
And if you tell the insurance people that... But stick to it. Don't waffle.
And in first place, yet again, with another perfect score of 60 points:
And it doesn't even have bacon on it.
And it drenches criminals when they're outside.
And it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do.
And it says right here on Page 53...
And it will continue to work.
And it's that very same smartness that makes them rich.
And just bolt out there with complete disregard for machines.
And just live there forever?
And keep the ranch coming.
And let's go get me those pretzels.
And lettuce.
And level. Level.
And look what I just added to it.
And me stopped to use bathroom...
And more dog doo doo.
And motion activated plasma pulse rifles.
And now it's got hot new games, like the Legend of Zoltar.
And now, upon retrospect...
And once again the title of champion, Wayne "the Main Brain "McLaine.
And our final question of the game is in the sports category.
And our other competing squad:
And pay your half of the utilities!
And pretend like I've been bad?
And score big time!
And she got that...
And she was drunk.
And suddenly a monster pops out and says...
And take your damn girlfriend.
And taught me how to go fishing, you'd realize that has nothing to do with this.
And tell her that her boy ain't coming home...
And tell the Remonster to do our bidding.
And tell them I'm on my way.
And that is another issue that I wasn't gonna bring up...
And that is to tell you what to do.
And that they should hide from the cameras at all costs.
And that was my day off.
And that's a lot of money, isn't it?
And that's how the wig works.
And that's very illegal.
And that's what sucks about a secret identity.
And that's what this is.
And that's why he has to inhale all the Freon...
And that's why I said you could not buy the roller skates.
And that's why you don't live here anymore.
And that's why you've got the eye makeup on, right?
And the answer is the Rosetta Stone.
And the answer is, as Wayne got it, beryllium.
And the answer was Joseph of Arimathea, and the scores are still tied.
And the computer's able to translate his brain output into text.
And the gunshots didn't mean a thing.
And the hot, moist meat on your friend's wings
And the microscope. Four, ladies and gentlemen!
And the object of the game is to find parking.
And the only way to do that is to tour.
And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.
And the wig that Carl has is full of it.
And then in parentheses it says, "to the break of dawn. "
And then pet a goat, and that goat...
And then pour vinegar all over their little pumping organs...
And then who's gonna call little Mama Joe...
And then who's gonna end up looking bad?
And there is just no way it came from that movie...
And there you go, Carl.
And they are incredibly high. Not good.
And they didn't nowise want to waste no kidneys on me.
And they're gonna stay that way.
And this is blocking up the hallway.
And this time it's for setting that big tree on fire.
And three kinds of Satan laughs.
And today I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And turn it up, too, all the way.
And watch out for the stinger. It will kill you.
And Wayne shall deliver unto you the answer of correctitude...
And we got two albacores that are just hanging around my neck.
And wear this sailor's hat, too.
And wearing this spandex?
And what exactly is it that you think I do?
And what is this "sports" you speak of?
And when I win, I'm gonna sit next to him and ride his ass...
And who's gonna stop you anyway? You're immortal.
And who's your lady friend?
And would it kill us to get an AC unit in here? I mean, I'm burning up.
And y'all got to race down to the beach with your buckets and shovels.
And y'all got to race down to the beach with your buckets and shovels.
And you ain't doing much for me, so I'm...
And you can add decorative beads and glitter.
And you don't want to pass that thing, let me tell you.
And you feel so safe, 'cause you're, like... Not that you're gay or nothing.
And you know what, he has been very irresponsible with it.
And you know, if you need to go to the bathroom...
And you're gonna plug him in?
And your... big feet, and you... fly around, man.
And your... big feet, and you... fly around, man.
And, as you can see, it's fully furnished.
And, as you can see, the phone is highly cordless.
And? What else? Come on, don't be shy.
Answering your dumb, tiny minded questions.
Antibiotics? In Guatemala? Forget it.
Anything, you know, shaking? You know, trouble?
Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.
Apparently three drums of highly toxic chemical waste..
Apparently, since this guy has been around for about 300 million years...
Are these friends of yours?
Are these friends of yours?
Are you begging me instead...
Are you begging me instead...
Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down?
Are you listening to me? Because I'm about to unload.
Are you out of your freaking mind? You'll get arrested.
Are you prepared to tell him that?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious? I guess you better go.
Are you serious? Just hold on a second, all right?
Are you still asleep? Now listen up.
Are you sure he should be using a saw?
Are you sure that thing if FDA approved?
Are you sure that this Sir Loin will take food that isn't prepackaged?
Are you sure that's wise? It's only been a couple of days...
Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.
Are you the guy that keeps telling me to beware?
Are you the sandman or something? Come on, get it together, boy!
Are you totally sure about this one?
As a kid, he was bitten by a feisty worm in a science lab accident.
As far as that, how come my muscles be all big...
As opposed to me just doing it as me walk.
Ask forth your question to the all knowing Wayne...
Ask him what he's doing with all this garbage.
At least bring it through the back.
At the hospital, with the hospital's ice.
Babies aren't scared of this. Bring me a baby. I'll prove it.
Back away from her. She's psycho.
Back in that bitchin' damn room, damn it.
Bad wiring, my friend.
Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise...
Bank? No, that's my IRA.
Be careful with... Well, who frigging cares?
Be specific. This is a real question.
Be? Come on, it's Benmark.
Beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce...
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, that's what I've heard.
Because I am. I won. I'm perfect in all ways.
Because I can't feel like humans, you know?
Because I did send out a press release
Because I didn't pay the ear bill?
Because I never had consensual sex without money involved...
Because I predict his brain is about to be yanked out right now.
Because I'll tell you where to be.
Because I've been losing long, long tracks of time now.
Because if he is flexible, I have a few ideas that I think he might like.
Because if I woke up looking like that...
Because if that... Enchiladitos! Where did you... How did...
Because it was top secret and no one should know
Because me couldn't eat it, and magic ball land in lap.
Because me stupid and me caveman.
Because monsters are scary, with claws and angry feet...
Because somebody was asleep on guard duty.
Because someone was too cheap to get them for him.
Because they got the all day blood buffet going on.
Because they have the organs that you wish that you had.
Because you can't.
Because you got yourself infected by an alien s'more.
Because you said that he would... With the...
Because you think I'm some kind of slave.
Because you went to a... farm, you... imbecile!
Because you were the one who was about to blow it!
Because you will swallow it.
Because you're a witch. You made it disappear with your evil magic!
Because you're my dude, pal!
Bed of evil and lettuce.
Before I can actually apply for a patent.
Before I carve you up like a Christmas goose?
Before I was so rudely interrupted.
Before you go flying off the handle judging things you don't know anything about.
Behold the light stick.
Behold the Mohawk of eternity!
Believe me, I know. It's a vicious cycle. I need therapy.
Believe me. I will. I'm coming for you.
Benmark?
Bitch, I need to sit! The farmer gets to sit.
Black on black, you got it.
Bobby. Come here, boy.
Bonus! You got a goatee. Yeah, that's in style
Boo yaaka!
Bored.
Boxy Brown.
Boxy, this isn't a big deal. I mean, I'm just asking a favor.
Boy, do I feel burned.
Boy, I wonder...
Boy, sure is nice not having Shake around.
Boy, you are gonna lose an arm that way!
Breakfast time!
Breathe deep...
Bring forth the stakes. You shall burn for your beliefs, witch!
Bros call me D.P. Short for Donkey Puncher.
Bull...
Bullcrap. I know that guy was all over you with his ax.
Bumper sticker? Let me see that!
Busted.
But as long as you don't ingest it, you'll be okay.
But damn will it hurt!
But don't worry. I'm not gonna tell anybody how cheap you are.
But give forth to me your fry, Red One, and secrets told shall be.
But he predicted it.
But he's a decent guy once you get to know him.
But how did you know? You have the gift!
But I am very good friends with the Drizzle.
But I could turn that hose on, and you could, sort of, you know...
But I have told Consuela several times...
But I need to keep your foot elevated...
But I need to run a few tests on it.
But I think you forced me to.
But I want that fryer out of there today!
But I will leave you this flaming bag.
But I will show you the ways of a monster. Come.
But I'll tell you how you can be a better friend.
But if you tell anyone I said that, I will deny it up and down.
But if you think back to the time you took me to the lake...
But it's all your bullcrap here...
But it's free, and that's cool, right?
But it's gonna smell like a paper mill. You know that, don't you?
But just so we're clear, boy, don't make me angry.
But let's just take a few breaths and calm down.
But my name is Willie Nelson.
But part of his parole is he's not supposed to...
But screw it.
But that storm cloud's got to become a fume now 'cause that's what I do.
But that was the last temptation of the Broodwich.
But the Remonster is his name. It's branding
But the sex organs, right? This is a good one.
But then I was told, "You've got to have a license. "
But there is another.
But they don't eat like you and me, man. No.
But they're concerned with the paper being black and the ink being black that...
But they're so delicious. They torture me.
But this is my second summons in two days.
But wait a minute! Let's wait.
But wait till Rampin Up 46 hears about this.
But Wayne doesn't. For two points each..
But we don't just create some fake situation to try and attract girls.
But what does it mean?
But you are a total whore.
But you gotta understand I make the final call on this.
But you just said not to drink the chocolate milk.
But you let go, okay?
But you work with what God gave you, right?
But you're about to get a glass of chocolate milk.
But you're probably right. You won't sell any of this crap.
But you're turning to the right.
But, because of your loss, I might just gently ask...
But, God, you just want to bury yourself in his chest...
But, look, I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us?
But, look, it is a country. I'll find a map.
But, you know, don't actually touch me. You got germs.
But, you know, I knew him, but it's not like we were buds or anything.
But, you know, the Drizzle, when he was..
But, you see, nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk...
By now. You know what I mean?
By now. You know what I mean?
By the hands of a one eyed madman...
By the way, Dallas, that's on TV.
By the way, did you tell her that you're a box of frigging... Thank you.
By the way, we also made you a little care package for your new adventure.
Cable?
Call a cab. Let's go, come on. We gotta get to the airport.
Call me Skeeter. You're blowing my rep, lady. In the house.
Calm down.
Can I blow out the candles now?
Can I help you?
Can I say that when I ordered them, I had no idea...
Can someone please explain to me what happened to my duckling ‡ I'orange?
Can we do a conference or something?
Can you not see she has a Mohawk and wheelchair?
Can you see me through all the fat drooping over your eyes?
Can you tell these are coconuts?
Can't really remember it, but it was really funny.
Carl, calm down. Listen. Look.
Carl, give me your celery.
Carl, how you doing?
Carl, I'm afraid you've been clowned!
Carl, if you wouldn't mind...
Carl, let her go. You're highly infectious.
Carl, my man, what's up?
Carl, stand back.
Carl, top shelf.
Carl, wait a minute. Hang on, don't go. Look.
Carl, will you grab Shake's other hand? We need to get him to a clinic.
Carl, you're one crazy...
Carl, your finger.
Carl?
Carlac, what's up?
Caulk? No. This is cheese.
Certainly not gonna sign for anymore packages...
Charity is one thing, but this is getting way out of hand.
Check me out, man. I got a couple udders now.
Check me out. I'm Shaun Cassidy.
Check this out.
Check under "Drizzle".
Check. 10 4. Shake, are you there?
Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow...
Cheese procedure
Chet?
Chicken butt.
Chief, where do you want this?
Classic! It never gets old for me.
Clattering from the deep and clattering for the meat of the guilty.
Come here and jingle these keys while I talk to him.
Come here, Bobby.
Come here. Let's see if we can see it together.
Come here. This here's funny.
Come in here and shake a man's hand, baby.
Come in.
Come on in. I've got a tray of muffins. One. Take one.
Come on in. Let's see where this 12 pack takes us.
Come on out of there, Meatwad. You're gonna be The Bachelor.
Come on out, Carl! Touch the handle!
Come on, boy.
Come on, boy. I know where he lives. We gonna scare him good.
Come on, damn it. I got this thing embedded in my ass.
Come on, hop in. Pee wherever.
Come on, hurry up! I ain't got all day.
Come on, lap them up while they're still warm and thinking.
Come on, let's go back to the house. I need to eat.
Come on, let's go!
Come on, let's see what we got in the back room here.
Come on, now. It ain't that bad. You just got to sort of ketchup it up.
Come on, the guy's just jealous. Go on. Woof it down, dog.
Come on, the TV's about to come on.
Come on, we're never coming back to this bar.
Come on, what? This is the Drizzle. What do you need?
Come on, wormies. Let's go. Soup's on. Eat it up.
Come on, you stupid ass piece of junk.
Come on!
Come on! We're not gonna do anything!
Come on. I just need one more. Will you just...
Come on. We almost flatlined him.
Come on. You'd be a fool not to get it.
Come out, fat man! Come out and witness your demise!
Come over and take your pick. Please. There's millions to choose from.
Come to me and taste the future.
Come to think of it, we do occasionally get mail for a Willie Nelson.
Come up to room for drink. Nude be me.
Complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton...
Compressed into one humongous DVD.
Congratulations, consumer. You're going to the Super Bowl.
Congratulations. You passed the test.
Convertible. Awesome. Wait, hang on.
Cool. This one's easy.
Could have sworn I had one from middle school...
Could we sort of cover this back up and plant some azaleas here?
Could you define "good one," please?
Could you please turn your security grid the... off...
Could you please turn your security grid the... off...
Couldn't Mr. Mister just hang out on the adventures and help get things wet?
Court stenographer, please read the minutes back to me.
Creating a super vacuum which completely obliterates all waste upon impact.
D.P., that dude totally cut you off, man. Flip him some birdage, bigtime!
Daddy, you're back from your business trip and you're sober.
Damn it, he's fried.
Damn it, he's not eating it.
Damn it, how do I shave?
Damn it, Shake.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it! I told you to label those buttons.
Damn it! No!
Damn it! Where's the frigging pry bar?
Damn it! Wrong laser!
Damn it. Fricking come off.
Damn, Carl, you look stupid.
Damn, Carl.
Damn, Frylock, you falling for that same shiznit again, baby.
Damn, he drank all the coffee and half those tablets...
Damn, yeah! For straight! For shizm!
Damn, you burned me. I got nothing.
Damn! Did you see that?
Damn. You hit me in the chin.
Dawn is about to tell Carlos she got breast cancer. Hang on.
Deadly Ass Face Lake Camp.
Dear 69 So Fine...
Death. We are surrounded by it!
Describe to me the action. Does it excite your emotions?
Devil sent me back here in this lower life form.
Did he do number two yet?
Did I not tell you yesterday that I didn't want...
Did my car always have that, or am I just...
Did the termites come? I want to name mine Bobby.
Did you all see a ghost pass through here...
Did you change something? You look different.
Did you get that done in Guatemala or something?
Did you go to Vietnam, Oog?
Did you hear that? He's in the attic now. He'll kill us.
Did you hear what I called him? He can't do jack about it.
Did you hear what I said, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
Did you know you can have braids just like this? With Ultra Megabraid.
Did you see a little naked dude out in the street anywhere?
Did you see that? He stole my car.
Did your ass get enough wings?
Dinner is on us tonight, 'cause you know what tonight is, don't you?
Discolors the hair, and splotches the skin.
Disgusting. That's the word.
Do a headstand for me. Get it?
Do a number?
Do a number?
Do it with your hands while we watch.
Do it! Fight! Come on! Fight!
Do not drink the chocolate milk!
Do not kill him! He's a friend of mine. Or you'll have to deal with me.
Do not leave the house!
Do not leave the house.
Do not listen to Meatwad!
Do our bidding, little Remonster!
Do them? I am responsible for the paradigm shift...
Do we go to heaven, or hell, or rot in the ground?
Do you happen to know the penalty for stealing cable?
Do you have 10 pound balls? No? Then, how do you walk?
Do you have any idea how much money this is gonna cost?
Do you have any questions for me?
Do you know who his dad is? He's totally rich.
Do you understand how long a space that is?
Do you understand why it's so important to pay those bills we get every month?
Do you want to contribute to Sir Loin's hunger drive?
Do...
Does it every time.
Does it look like I tried it?
Does it show girls in the nude?
Don't act like it's yours. It's Carl's head, and he been using it...
Don't be such a bitch. I lawyer
Don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you can do about this.
Don't blow him open. This is Nathan Scott Phillips. He's my best friend.
Don't chain me down with your manners.
Don't do that. Just sort of put it on my chin.
Don't drink the chocolate milk!
Don't drink the chocolate milk.
Don't give the guy money...
Don't go! Where are you going?
Don't leave me, Carl! Otherwise, I gotta go talk to him.
Don't look at the streamers. Look at the frame.
Don't look in the room. Do not look in the room!
Don't look over here. These are words you don't need to learn.
Don't make me go to the higher ups about this.
Don't mess with him, okay. He's had a long day.
Don't mind me. I'm just a sailor on shore leave.
Don't open the trash. Do not open the trash.
Don't pin me down. Your face just seems a little front heavy.
Don't play with my emotions. Who are you taking?
Don't rip your head off.
Don't say that. Carl said he's a guy you can trust.
Don't sweat it. We got this covered. I read the Backstreet bio.
Don't talk while my mouth is full.
Don't tell me it's a chariot driven by a train of white stallions.
Don't tell me you used the Danger Cart in some demolition derby.
Don't that kick a little ass? Wait. I ain't got no friends.
Don't touch that plug! What am I, a mirage?
Don't you be giving it to me in that sippy cup.
Don't you see, Frylock? He's gonna use all that fly spit...
Don't you touch those. They're in mint condition..
Don't you want to occasionally freak people out?
Don't you worry, now. I know me a guy.
Don't you worry. I'm getting rid of them right now.
Donna, how about shooting me in the head?
Down in Motown. You see what I'm saying?
Down your throat, you bug eyed freak! You know how much that duck cost?
Downtown is in flames tonight, as a mysterious arsonist...
Dracula's grabbing my leg. It's a zombie. I feel it.
Drizzle here.
Dude and the "P," come on. I got the munchies.
Dude, forget it. She was sporting some major LB's.
Dude, get off my shirt. It's worth more than your ass.
Dude, I was flushing the toilet.
Dude, show him that sweet lung tat you got.
Dude, you want to move your thing? You almost killed us
Dude, you're getting an OoGhlJ MIQtxxXA.
Dude. And I almost said "throw up," but I didn't.
Dumb ass, take a look. These things are bolted into the ground.
During the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula...
Ease off the pedal there, Jeff Gordon.
Easily done, my friend.
Easy, big boy.
Easy, Carl, don't make me have to shut the power off.
Easy! Where's this coming from?
Eat all of it, and you will suffer the wrath.
Eat me.
Eat pizza. Pizza time!
Either way, I don't care.
Either you get your ass back or you keep that face.
Emory? Are you there, Emory?
Enchiladitos they make you want to eat 'em
Enough of this... Fine. Thanks, Carl.
Especially Turtle.
Ever since my son was never conceived...
Everybody has birthdays, and they all need to sing.
Everyone just shut up about the Vogue thing!
Everything I say to you, I mean about myself!
Everything must be black, like the storm of justice!
Everything, this is all digital.
Exactly where does he want you to bring all this stuff?
Except for the life size letters spelling out "the Fume," you idiots!
Except Jupiter and Spain, unless otherwise noted.
Except?
Excuse me, sir?
Excuse me? I think you might have me confused with a woman.
Famous short story about a ship that had a hole in it?
Fart all y'all. Y'all go fart yourself.
Fat chick! Excuse me, a little something in my throat.
Featuring Zakk Wylde on washtub bass.
Fifty five bells
Fight!
Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell.
Final question. The category is hydromagnetic magnetoidal dimensions.
Finally, they can't schedule their deeds of, you know, misdoing.
Fine with me.
Fine, but I'll need a receipt, 'cause this is a business expense.
Fine, don't eat it!
Fine! I know when to go.
Fine. Good luck with the casual sex.
Fine. I won't do jean ads. That's simple.
Fine. You know, whenever. Just before the house disappears.
Fire!
First thing tomorrow morning, we crank it out...
Fix it or I'm getting a lawyer. Okay, bye.
Flip over, shovel ass. You can do a hospital ad.
Fool. Step back.
Fool. That will never work!
For 10 points: When traveling at a subsonic speed...
For frig! Damn it!
For his priceless participation in my project?
For sale? You put the house up for sale?
For something that you really didn't need.
For that backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in.
For the attention grabbing things that I do.
For the better?
For the first month, and then after that...
For the love of all that's holy, there's another one. Go under!
For your information, it's still tied up in the courts
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre...
Forget it. I'm done now.
Four to five times a day, depending on what I eat?
Frankly, Shake, I can live like this. You can't.
French maid?
Frigging air vent.
Frigging illegal.
From now on, all my locks shall be keyless.
From now on, it's only heavy metal bands...
From that day on he was able to manipulate the rain, and that is fresh.
From the makers of Findependence Day.
From the ship of the damned
From the whipped cream store so soon, did you?
From throwing that ball so hard.
Front lobes developed, comprehend rational thought...
Frylick, you got that gamebox working yet or what? Come on.
Frylock don't want it in ours anymore.
Frylock, come on. You know me. How long have we known each other?
Frylock, come on. You really gonna call it that?
Frylock, get in here.
Frylock, help. You gotta help me.
Frylock, I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box.
Frylock, I'm looking at you.
Frylock, I'm telling you, that's not me in that video...
Frylock, is that what you think?
Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program.
Frylock, someone's trying to break into Carl's house.
Frylock, that was never proven in the wood court.
Frylock, will you please calm down?
Frylock, you've gotta get that car fixed.
Frylock! Get over here.
Fudge you.
Fume Power, go forth!
Geddy?
Geddy's people said that he was heavily involved in his solo album.
Gee whiz, I'm so sorry to inconvenience you...
Gee willikers! It must be Obvious Day on Camp Stupid.
Gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself.
Gentlemen, behold!
Gentlemen, behold.
Gentlemen, behold.
Gentlemen, meet my new best friend...
Gentlemen, say goodbye to your old desktop.
Gentlemen, the OoGhlJ MIQtxxXA!
Gentlemen, there's a chance this will work.
Gentlemen, we have the technology.
Gentlemen, where are you?
Gentlemen, who stole my "hairarium"?
Gentlemen, you have reached Dr. Weird's residence.
Gentlemen!
Gentlemen.
Get away from me! Leave me!
Get away from me! My God! You're a clown!
Get away from my buddy. He's my good friend.
Get back here! You cost me my one chance!
Get him out here now.
Get him to say:
Get it off! Rip it off! What am I doing? Oh, God!
Get me a pallet of toilet paper. I've got a wise idea.
Get me out of here right now. I'm gonna die, there's monsters.
Get me the business pages. I want to give someone the business.
Get me the Universal Remonster.
Get off the computer. Come in here.
Get out of here, boy. I gotta get to my job.
Get out of there. What, are you trying to break it?
Get over.
Get rid of these monster movies off the TV.
Get some edge, man.
Get the hell out of here!
Get the Universal Remonster. He knows how to do it.
Get working, turkey. Come on.
Get your meat ass out here and have some fun with me.
Get yourself some soft pillowy lips, rock hard abs...
Ghouls do that when they're making brownies.
Give me a hug, Fryman.
Give me some fries, boy.
Give me that sandwich!
Give me those tickets!
Give me those! They're mine! I won them!
Give to Oog! Mine! Me crazy!
Go ahead and kill yourselves, if you want to.
Go ahead, try it out.
Go ask him about the funny time he ate all the boiled peanuts.
Go back to your strip malls where values are king.
Go get some more of them. I'm having to improvise over here.
Go on, use the helmet.
Go see a real mechanic. See if he thinks it's funny.
Go to Mach 1. Engage warp speed. I'm late for work.
Go to the Super Bowl, you frigging...
God, I hate that Wayne.
God, it smells like a brewery in here!
God, that hurts!
God, this is so gross.
God, you're gay! You don't think violence solves anything?
God!
God! I wanted him to see me say it!
Goes far, get it?
Good morning, everybody. I just got a little...
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good night, Meatwad.
Good one, Frylock. Which crappy book is this one from?
Good one. Never heard that one before.
Good, it works. You try doing that with your body now.
Good, that means you're leaving.
Good, you won't get to, 'cause I'm taking my best friend...

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