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Alas they were not I shall never where cast again that itching drove me to the brink of insanity
All right
And lost it
Anyone home
Can't really remember it but it was really funny
Deal with that
Do not ask me those types of questions
Do you have ten pound balls
Excuse me sir sir excuse me sir
Forget it
Get me a pallet of toilet paper
Get me the business pages
Have all the wisdom in the universe and i'm not going to sit here for return answering your dumb tiny minded questions
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hey
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey i'm here
Hey take a picture it'll last longer
Hi
I am the wisdom cube
I did not say the wisdom cube
I know
I mean like a whole lot of them right and i'd like to got sick
I need to make some long distance calls
I ski sometimes in vail i'm allowed to
I was informed improperly that my keys were in a throttling woodchipper
I was telling your friend here I broke my arm in a skiing accident
I'm here for some job interviews
I've got a wise idea
Is this a washington
Is this the golf course
It is
Know what I mean
Let me tell you a story
Oh yeah I know what you mean because this one time I ate boiled peanuts
OK
Please
Say it don't spray it
Shut up and fish
Then I had an idea for a dream vacation I mean I had the spread OK the beach the hotel
Then I wrote all this all this down wrote it all down really wrote it like five pages
This is chad webster
This one time I eat boiled peanuts
This one time I was watching this funny TV show
This one time three years ago I broke my arm
We have a house there and hardly even use it but i'm there sometimes
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
Worst
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah huh
You want to dream vacation